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either he was texting someone or he was checking out his big red...sack.
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Cookies and Milk
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Speed and power.
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He was going down your chimney or was already down there relaxing eating the cookies and milk.
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His sack was itchy ;0)
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he was pulling out the wedgie in his pants
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He wasn't distracted at all...those reindeer were simply out of control from the secret ingredient. Didn't you SEE the movie?!
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Santa was flashed by ole Ned the local bum, it tramatized Santa in a real bad way. I believe he's seeking therapy of some sort...;)
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The hooker walking on the other side of the street.
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He was busy wiping reindeer pee out of his eyes
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too busy looking at oversized blown up christmas decorations in the yards
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1) Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen ALL farted at pretty much the same time. He was simply trying to breathe. 2) That blonde hussy across the street who changes in front of her uncurtained and open-blinded window.
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His GPS was possessed and kept saying, "HIT GRANNY HIT GRANNY!!!"
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He was waving goodbye to a cute little girl !!
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