by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on December 14th, 2008

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If I surprised you with a Christmas visit, would you let me stay with you or show me where the nearest hotel was, or maybe not so near?

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  • by The Chief on December 14th, 2008

    The Chief

    Holy cr*p! You'd scare the H*ll out of me!

    Just imagine how this would look to my wife if you showed up on my doorstep for Christmas and needed a place to stay!

    It would be totally different if we BOTH knew you, but I'm the only one of us that does anything on Answerbag! I could just see and hear her now:

    WIFE: "And just who is SHE?"
    ME: "She's just a member of Answerbag! I've never met her in person and I only know her as 'Jujubee Governor of Sillyville'!"
    WIFE: "Jujubee? You've got a pet name for her?"
    ME: "NO! That's her SCREEN name! I don't even know her REAL name! Besides, she's married!"
    WIFE: "We're married, too...."
    ME: "But...but..." <throws arms up in panic>
    WIFE: <looking at your current avatar> "Nice Christmas outfit she has in her avatar. She model it for you?"
    ME: "NO! NO, NO, NO!"
    WIFE: "Let's have a look at some of the other 'friends' in your list: 'Babycakes'? 'Lovehearts'? 'Lee Lee Chickybabe - SLAB'? What's 'SLAB' mean? And why does 'Lori K' have an avatar showing you her pierced tongue? And 'Little Miss Dangerous' appears to be modeling some kind of slinky teddy."
    ME: "But...but..."
    WIFE: "Oh, look! you have TWO pages of 'friends'! 'Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden'. What an 'interesting' screen name..."
    ME: "But...but..."

    Man, I'm telling you Jujubee! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T DO THIS TO ME!

    :):):):)

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  • by Anonymous on December 14th, 2008

    Anonymous

    You would be staying right here with me and we will have a great time. But can you feed the horses so i can sleep in and i really like coffee and wouldn't mind if you took on the job of making mine for me and honestly i don't expect you to help out since you are on holiday but seriously the windows would look so much better if you just cleaned them for me and the cat really needs a bath too and my car ~ OMG ~ it is like *indescribable* and i lost my fave shoes in there somewhere last year ~ if you could find them it would be great!!
    ~
    I can hardly wait till you get here so catch the early plane :))

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  • by Thinker on December 14th, 2008

    Thinker

    Although I haven't got a lot of room, I would make room for you. Friends of mine don't stay in hotels when they come visit.

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  • by Bigessfour wears a Army COAT on December 14th, 2008

    Bigessfour wears a Army COAT

    JuJu, you are staying at the house. No hotels for you!!!

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  • by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on December 14th, 2008

    Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger

    You could sleep in the den or living room, whichever you prefer. I have a sleeper sofa in the den.

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  • by chickenchaser on December 14th, 2008

    chickenchaser

    You would most definitely stay at mine,I have a blow up mattress we can put in the living room.

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  • by quack is whack on December 14th, 2008

    quack is whack

    You being in the same town as I am would be a HUGE surprise - I'm not even sure that they have a hotel =P

    There's probably room for one more, seeing as there will be around 20 of us as it is.

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  • by ALF - Gordon Shumway on December 14th, 2008

    ALF - Gordon Shumway

    My house is your house. I'll be in the suite, at the marina.:)

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  • by Mr. Sex ~ The Original Mr. Knowitall on March 18th, 2009

    Mr. Sex ~ The Original Mr. Knowitall

    Yes, but there would be conditions because it's not my house.

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  • by - M.C.S. - Dave on December 16th, 2008

    - M.C.S. - Dave

    Just come on in and help yourself. As long as you don't mine sleeping near a new born calf or two. Ya sometimes during these cold winter months. I may have to help deliver one or more. And after doing so, I'll sometimes bring them in out of the cold. To clean & dry them up, so they can get warm enough to send back out to their mother's..........+5 for your question......M.C.S.

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  • by barney loves his colts on December 15th, 2008

    barney loves his colts

    after you invited me for the mistletoe adventure how could i refuse! i have 2 extra rooms so of course you could stay.but i must warn you i have mistletoe to!!!

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  • by Lucy03 on December 15th, 2008

    Lucy03

    You would be welcome in my home anytime!:)

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  • by ConservativelyLiberal on December 14th, 2008

    ConservativelyLiberal

    Your (fully stocked)dungeon awaits....

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  • by A chillin buttercup on December 14th, 2008

    A chillin buttercup

    The more the merrier i say ;0) An extra lap for the cat!

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  • by MagicSquares on December 14th, 2008

    MagicSquares

    Our seven dogs don't take kindly to visitors, so I'd have to ask you to stay elsewhere.

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  • by Little Devil the Pumpkin King on December 14th, 2008

    Little Devil the Pumpkin King

    You can stay on the couch but I snore sometimes so its up to you

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  • by Big on December 14th, 2008

    Big

    Come on in!! I hope you like cats (I have 3)!!

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  • by manwonder on December 14th, 2008

    manwonder

    Mi Casa es Su Casa ... Feather or Cotton pillow?

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  • by Scrappy on December 14th, 2008

    Scrappy

    you are welcome here anytime but you would have to sleep in the lazy boy caue I only have 1 small bed--it is a pretty good size apt though so I could make you a bed in the floor. You might prefer the nearest Days Inn and Suites about 30 minutes away..right next to the steak house..nice rooms.. If you are staying here..hope you can cook and clean cause it needs it..oh and the dog LOVES company.. but GL in finding the place..it's a small city in the middle of nowhere

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  • by Vannie prays for babycakes . on December 14th, 2008

    Vannie  prays for babycakes  .

    I would be happy if you would stay with me ....it's fun at my place , especially on holidays with lots of caring and considerate people around :)

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  • by ALF - Gordon Shumway on December 14th, 2008

    ALF - Gordon Shumway

    I'll order some fresh champagne and we'll head on over.

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  • by ShoulderPadQueen on December 14th, 2008

    ShoulderPadQueen

    we have a spare bedroom so you could stay here. ;)

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  • by roserose100 on December 14th, 2008

    roserose100

    No problemo, JuJu :)

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  • by Whitehair on December 14th, 2008

    Whitehair

    No way I would let you go somewhere else. We have a queen sized bed incorporated into the couch - you even could bring company. What a joy that would be on my side!

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  • by Colt COAT of Justice on December 14th, 2008

    Colt  COAT of Justice

    I would say welcome! We aren all family on this planet whether we know itor not. Have a great day!!

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  • by Del Boy on December 14th, 2008

    Del Boy

    just say the word

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  • by suzycue on December 14th, 2008

    suzycue

    You would be welcome to stay at my home anytime!

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  • by Queen of Hearts XOXOXO on December 14th, 2008

    Queen of Hearts   XOXOXO

    What do you mean if, you better be here on Christmas, I have the RV ready.

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  • by gtravels loves her life penguin on December 14th, 2008

    gtravels loves her life penguin

    Depends on the gift you bring;) HAHAHAHA

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