I saw what you did!! Just admit it. Don't you know you will feel better if you tell everybody? It's only us on AB..nobody else will Know. (humor asked for)
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Scrappy
ANSWERS: 11
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I farted, and I burped. Happy. ;)
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Okay, it has caught up with me. I thought I had gotten away with it. POLICE and Hanging Judge even let me off with a warning. I just can't take the guilt any longer; it was just there for the taking. I couldn't resist. I tried to stop myself but before I knew it, it was there, lifeless in my hand a limp, crumpled little thing. I still don't know if I had it to do all over again if I could stop myself from ripping the "Do not remove" tag from that helpless mattress.
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*points randomly and looks innocent* Not me! I didn't do it! Uhm... the cat, yes the cat, did it!
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but but but i was just pumping my soccer ball!!!
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I'm afraid it won't make anything better. I'm gonna have to kill you now.
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O.K. FINE!!! I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW MANY LICKS IT TAKES TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSI ROLL POP!!!! HAPPY NOW???????? :-D
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You saw that? Damn! I swear it was extremely cold that day, and I had just gotten out of the pool!
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Alright, I confess.... I was the second Gunmen on the Grassy Knoll. The Titanic... that was me too.
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Well OK. But the dog didn't mind. She likes peanut butter:)
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I was just itching my leg....leave me alone alright.
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read your bio, and thought ??????????????
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