Do you have a pre masturbation ritual? Like turning off the lights, getting under the covers....or is that just me?
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There is no way in HELL I am answering this question.
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well, i usually ask my mom first
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Must be just you.
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oh i have to oil myself up with glow in the dark lube before turning off the lights!
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Check to see if the coast is clear.
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I like to stimulate my mind first reading hot stories online and also having a nice hot bath makes me relaxed and my skin tingles with sensations then I dry off and sit in front off a fan heater feeling hot air all over my body I draw out my pleasure for ages keeping myself teetering on the edge of bliss.
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I like to make sure my housemate is asleep then i go for gold. Its usually just before i go to sleep.
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I'm sort of the exhibitionist type. I have masturbated in every room in my house as well as the McDonald's bathroom when I worked there, the college library, even under the desk in the middle of class (just stuck a hand in my pocket) I don't really have any rituals though. I don't care if the lights are on or whatever. Wow.... questions like this one/answers like this one are how you know some of the people here are more comfortable with each other than they prolly should be. But hey my life is pretty much an open book. There are only one or two things I never talk about and lie if I can't get out of it for whatever reason.
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Well being a guy, I can't really get under the covers and masturbate. Stuff squirts out. That could get messy. I have a certain lube I have to use. I go to my "box of porn" and get something just right for my mood. I love Asian girls with white or black guys. Sometimes I want to see black girls. Sometimes I wanna see white girls. Sometimes I wanna see big butted Latinas. Sometimes I wanna see girl on girl. And of course I have a great finishing move. I won't give away my secret, but let's just say....I get nice distance. LOL!
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I do it as soon as I get home from work most times. I get down to my boxers and undershirt, sit down on the carpet in my bedroom and put my back up against my bed. Put the computer inbetween my legs and then, ahhhhhhhhh me time. Its not a huge thing but it's totally a ritual.
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Giggity! Umm.. not really, unless you count finding a "receptacle".
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Well first I log onto AB and click on Sara Monster's profile... KIDDING!!! No I don't have a ritual, but sometimes, when I'm in the mood to take it slow rather then 'knock out a swift one' I'll lie on my bed for a while and create a whole dirty scene in my imagination before going for it. *blush*
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Nah, I just look around for cops and pray nobody sees me. =P
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I'm surprised to see who this question was asked by. Lie. >8P I don't have a ritual.
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no just jack off
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I put on some sexy music, lay rose pedals on the bed, light some candles, then I shoot my man jam all over everything
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Locking the damn door before you put the tape in!!! Learned that one the hard way. ;)
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yes, i do. turn off the lights and get under the covers.
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No; can't say that there is a ritual .... It can be done on top of the covers with a towel handy or sittting in a chair or on the couch , in the shower, or in the car ... just depending on how I feel at a certain time and location .... Yes; I do have a nice adult video collection ..about 525 to be exact of all genre as who wants to watch the same stuff all the time .... So .. NO Ritual .. Just me, my hand OR Fleshlight , and the urge ...
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On the bed lights off ;)
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I put on my scuba suit.
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I hesitated answering... BUT, I usually will put on a movie on my DVR, I prefer bbw porn, don't know why, and shut the curtains (I live on a state highway) and the picture window blinds so the fat neighbors don't see me. Grab my trusty Ramada washcloth, and begin the movie...no lube masturbation kinda guy...and am glad I have finished wood floors at times.
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Get a towel, turn up music. I don't need people hearing me =]. I've gotten into the habit of covering up as well, the creepy neighbor started watching.
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brush my teeth turn oof main light, turn on lamp and squirt some hand and body lotion and start to rub
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I look at myself in the mirror, and get horny.
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Actually, yes, didn't think much of it 'till now. But yes, I lock the door (yep, still a virgin living with family), get under the covers and turn off the lights. Only thing that's a bit weird is that I often don't need stimulants (toys, porn) just my dirty mind! ;)
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Not really I just like masturbate nude. So I normally just take my clothed off first.
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Oh my yes, if I of course have no real interupptions like kids or husbands, Im a real lover of long forplay even when masturbation .Usually its a slow massage with lotion then a laydown in some place other than the bedroom, and if its nice weather somewhere where the warm sun can kiss my body. Then its manitpution from top to bottom..then...
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Yea, I like to rub myself and think about sexy things in places I can't just jack off in. Then when I get home I will surf the web a little or get my wife's bra and panties to play with.
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I've always had a ritual. since being young I've masturbated using warmth/heat, kinda cosy thing, all nice and warm. So if it's a planned session, (lots of time to myself) I'll put silk/satin sheets on the bed, and turn the electric blankets on, have a long soak in the bath with a glass of wine, then read some sexy stories on the net. Once I feel the need to touch myself I'll go and get in bed and begin my session using hands and fingers first, then finish with magic wand. However, if it's just an unplanned quickie, jeans around ankles and I just go for it!!! Debbie X
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under the sheets, lights off, listening to a dirty comedian then start while still listening
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I strip totally nude, hop around in circles on one foot then i flap my arms like a bird and start singing "Valley Girl" by Moon Zappa!
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