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by xxxxxxxxxx on January 8th, 2007

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So i got drunk the other night, and come to find out, i did some pretty embarassing things... what is the most embarassing thing that you know youve done while drunk?

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  • by American idle on April 18th, 2007

    American idle

    Oh, god, there's too many to mention. Drove WAY too fast, ended up in jail, got "something" pierced..(yes THAT)...fought, and other stuff I can't put on AB! Many reason why I quit.

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  • by GiraffeyedDonor-ish on April 18th, 2007

    GiraffeyedDonor-ish

    never been drunk...I donate blood

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  • by steveinthesun on April 18th, 2007

    steveinthesun

    .....I drank more.........

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  • by Sidhedarkness on March 9th, 2007

    Sidhedarkness

    I ate a stick of butter like it was an apple.

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  • by sugar-lips on January 8th, 2007

    sugar-lips

    did a nudie run down the street. fell over and grased some skin that should never have the chance to be grased

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  • by timetogetserious on January 8th, 2007

    timetogetserious

    Stripped and taken all my clothes off. Not clever.

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  • by Arisztid on July 28th, 2007

    Arisztid

    Eating a small live lizard on a bet might count.

    Throwing it up later with the tail still moving might also count.

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  • by Zibbys Mind Is In the Gutter Today on April 18th, 2007

    Zibbys Mind Is In the Gutter Today

    I told someone that I loved them. Damn alcohol, makes you say the craziest stuff sometimes.

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  • by julie_johnson on March 9th, 2007

    julie_johnson

    When I was 17, I flashed my boobs to my brother's mates for a dare. I was extremely drunk and could not face any of them for some time after!

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  • by - retroglide - on January 24th, 2007

    - retroglide -

    I got on stage with a hypnotist in front of a packed house. This was years ago. At the time I worked for McDonalds as an assistant manager. I declared myself "Queen of the Big Macs". The audience LOVED it. Unfortunately this got back to my manager and I was reprimanded because of my conduct. OOPS p.s. I have moved up in the world since then. LMAO

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  • by dizzygirlio on January 8th, 2007

    dizzygirlio

    Came out of the john at a local bar. Realized that I had forgotten my pants in the bathroom about an hour later when the bartender yelled "If anyone left their pants in the ladies room please come retrieve them from the cashier on your way out the door!"

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  • by staffie on January 8th, 2007

    staffie

    probably one new years eve when me and my best mate were really drunk and got on the table in the pub and started dancing all would have been fine but i fell off the table LOL

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  • by ezhammer on July 28th, 2007

    ezhammer

    i totally demolished a taco bell sign by tackling it at 2 AM

    random drunk dialing/texting to everyone in my phonebook (many, many occasions)

    much more, can't remember though cuz i was drunk

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  • by Brittney on April 19th, 2007

    Brittney

    Stripping down to my bra and underwear at a friends bday party and running down the hall of the hotel. When an older couple came up the stairs right in front of me I ran right up to them and fell over trying to stop and had to be helped up by a friend because I was so drunk I couldn't stand up. It was for a dare so I was told. I don't really remember much of it. I was humiliated when I sobered up!! There's no way I would EVER do that sober, so I was obviously completely wasted!!

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  • by Jlo on April 18th, 2007

    Jlo

    I drove home one night (late)and ran over a bunch of those orange cones they put out for construcion zones, I read the paper for the next 2 weeks to make sure I didn't run over anyone.

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  • by Nitroduck on April 18th, 2007

    Nitroduck

    I never got my hoo ha pierced, but I did load up in the back of a pickup and stole a Panamanian Defense Forces stop sign from in front of their Barracks building, (It was a metallic man holding a stop sign, actually) and placed it on the doorstep of the Headquarters (Army) building. Got chased by a dude with a gun for about a block.

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  • by thinkin on April 18th, 2007

    thinkin

    While trying to be cool and sexy dancing on the bar I fell off. It hurt so bad

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  • by scotty2006 on March 9th, 2007

    scotty2006

    peed in a fan while it was running.

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  • by singwell-is off researching a lot on March 9th, 2007

    singwell-is off researching a lot

    cried over my mother's death....six years after it happened...my friend didn't know whether to laugh or cry...it was so pathetic.

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  • by Anonymous on January 9th, 2007

    Anonymous

    At a New Year's Eve party, I grabbed the pastor's
    arm and asked him to dance.

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  • by Zack on February 13th, 2009

    Zack

    A back flip that actually turned out to be a really cool wicked face plant.

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  • by Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience on February 13th, 2009

    Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience

    I will tell you next time when I drink in front of a mirror. I forgot to look last time. Sorry.

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  • by Sid on February 13th, 2009

    Sid

    Walk around oblivious to the fact they have wet themselves, and have a large damp stain on the crotch of their jeans.

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  • by Yarnlady is happy every day on March 29th, 2008

    Yarnlady is happy every day

    I jumped in the swimming pool outside the hotel bar, with all my clothes on.

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  • by ONLY138 on March 29th, 2008

    ONLY138

    Wow, there are sooooo many. How's this: I Fell over a guard rail while taking a piss (on the highway) and slid down a steep hill, just after it finished raining.

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  • by Gingerminx on March 25th, 2008

    Gingerminx

    The stupidest thing I have seen a drunk do was smash his car into several others causing major damage and nearly killing himself, Luckily the cars were all parked and empty at the time.

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  • by Anonymous on March 25th, 2008

    Anonymous

    I tried to use a funnel as a bear bong :)

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  • by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on December 23rd, 2007

    Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger

    Went swimming at 5 A.M. and angered all the neighbors. We were diving for beers in the pool.

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  • by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on December 23rd, 2007

    8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009

    Pissed off a third-floor balcony, passed out in the living room, and woke up miles away (in a different living room) with no pants and a headache that lasted two days.

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  • by randomness - is now a Maestro on December 13th, 2007

    randomness - is now a Maestro

    proposed xD

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  • by loveschimps on July 28th, 2007

    loveschimps

    After a long day and night of drinking I was screaming about how I loved guys butts. It was a tad embarrassing. Then I tried to run up the steps at the capitol building that had a bunch of stairs and I kept falling over. This was not funny but painful however I was so drunk I didn't feel anything.

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  • by unknown on July 28th, 2007

    unknown

    I danced in a kick line for my brother's wedding and it was caught on video. I will regret it until that video and all it's copies are destroyed.

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  • by rdrainer on July 28th, 2007

    rdrainer

    At a company Christmas party, for which the CEO had come from NYC to El Paso, TX, to attend, I started singing the David Allen Coe song "The Three Biggest Lies" while doing pushups by the bar. I have no idea why I picked that particular song or felt the need to exercise at that particular time. Both were bad choices.

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  • by cupcakexcutie on July 28th, 2007

    cupcakexcutie

    i announced to an entire room of people how i had been speculating for quite some time that a rather attractive friend of my bf's had an enormous penis, and i'm sure he was dynamite in bed. then i confronted a girl in the room [not his gf] whom i knew had slept with him, and asked her if he was as good as i had presumed.

    i have also divulged all the details of my own sex life,
    taken off all my clothes,
    sat in puddles,
    slept with my head on the toilet seat...
    i hear i did other things, but i don't remember any of them.

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  • by Smurphy on May 18th, 2007

    Smurphy

    Smoked a cigar... promised myself I would never do that...

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  • by gamergirl on May 18th, 2007

    gamergirl

    well i cussed out a puppy...i remember taking him out side so he could use the restroom...and i cussed him out because he thought he was so special for peeing/pooping in the yard...i remember the convo but it was a long agonizing struggle...the puppy won...lol

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  • by scubaduba on May 18th, 2007

    scubaduba

    Ran into a door...but the door was open, I ran into the end of the door and fell on my behind.

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  • by Patti jo on April 18th, 2007

    Patti jo

    Stepped into a empty tree trunk and was bruised all over

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  • by Lippycow on April 18th, 2007

    Lippycow

    Nearly pinched a policemans helmet until he turned round and said if you touch it i will arrest you...i sobered up rather quickly.

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  • by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on April 18th, 2007

    Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger

    Drank until I overflowed (vomited).
    Went swimming at 5 A.M. (Neighbors yelled at us)
    Bought drinks for strangers.

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  • by Crazed_Wiseman on April 18th, 2007

    Crazed_Wiseman

    drove on a public road with an ATV with my bro on the back... i was 12 at the time

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  • by Anon on April 18th, 2007

    Anon

    Vomited on my dates shoes, vomited on a white down comforter, vomited out the window of a moving car...I seem to do a lot of vomiting when drunk, go figure

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  • by pelican on April 18th, 2007

    pelican

    Peed in a wastebasket, thinking it was the john.

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  • by kat tarrin-AYPWIP on March 15th, 2007

    kat tarrin-AYPWIP

    while drunk? im not sure i ussualy dont remember. but the stupidest thing ive done while half sober/drunk is starting a Russion stand off

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  • by mekare on March 10th, 2007

    mekare

    stole a friend's wheelchair and rode up and down the street in it sitting on another friend's lap. (don't worry, the wheelchair was a halloween costume prop and the friend was and is able bodied.)

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  • by buzz123456 on March 10th, 2007

    buzz123456

    Walked away from my girlfriend and attempted to pick up another woman to take home for the night, told this new one I was single, all the while my steady was right there, she wasn't too happy the next morning!

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  • by emmatc85 on January 9th, 2007

    emmatc85

    i got found on the toilet at closing by security just sat there with my knickers round my ankles passed out whilst peeing.......oops..........embarrassing as hell.......never been there since xxxx

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  • by justme32 loves the weekends on January 9th, 2007

    justme32 loves the weekends

    Danced on a bar in Panama City with the other bartenders.

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  • by daisybubble21 on December 13th, 2007

    daisybubble21

    well i layed in some chips outside a kebab shop . . .licked a bois zip hahaha . . . n got my fone stolen so i av great tyms wen im drunk not lol but 1 gd thing dat has happened wen ive bin pissed is i got wit a boi who i fancied 4 ages n we still 2geva now . . . 3 months already

    x

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  • by daisybubble21 on December 14th, 2007

    daisybubble21

    its called shorthand actually

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