Your turds should be long and S shaped. If they are like small pebbles, you aren't getting enuf fiber. If you are constipated, you aren't drinking enuf water.

Here is what the weird fact website says. Yes folks there is a weird facts website. A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night! A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation! A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth! A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein! A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there, though! A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average! A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside! A hummingbird weighs less than a penny! A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second! A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court! A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove! After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again! Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings! Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matador's waving cape no matter what color it is -- be it red or neon yellow! Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand! Cat urine glows under a black-light! Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed... or is that paws?! Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie! Human teeth are almost as hard as rocks! Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete! If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion! Most lipstick contains fish scales! No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half! Nose prints are used to identify dogs, just like humans use fingerprints! One ragweed plant can release as many as one billion grains of pollen! Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows! Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people! Porcupines float in water! Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing! Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight! The average ice berg weighs 20,000,000 tons! The average life span of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches! The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year! The Earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons! The electric chair was invented by a dentist! The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds! The most used letter in the English alphabet is 'E', and 'Q' is the least used! The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven! The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'! The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times! The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people! The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet! The sloth (a mammal) moves so slowly that green algae can grow undisturbed on its fur! The state of Florida is bigger than England! The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth! The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1! There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building! Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark! Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland! Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

The French Bulldog is the only dog that cannot swim. It can't because it's head is too big in relation to it's body. They were also know as companion animals for streetwalkers.

Everyone dies but no one knows when it happens to them!

General (later President) Eisenhower's favourite word was "Bilvert". It means, a one pound bag filled with two pounds of horse manure.

The first bra was made out of a phone cord,ribbion,and two handkerchiefs!

They came up with the name "Milk Duds" because the guy who made them realized they weren't perfectly spherical ergo the name milk DUD

All the leftover denim from Levis factories ends up as U.S. currency. Money is made from cotton fiber, unlike regular paper which is made from trees.

Mr. Rogers (from the t.v. show) was once a Navy frogman (SEAL) before becoming a pacifist and minister.

One pound of pennies is about a dollar and a half.