Real Estate and Coffee.

NO nothing at all hardly surprises me I just answer questions I do not look at categories. Also I am not yet wise enough to be an expert EDIT As of today 13th Aug. I have apparently gone from knowing nothing about anything to being an Expert in 71 categories. I am pretty sure I am not an expert in most of them but I am grateful for the indulgence.:)

Approaching someone Artists Extreme sports Flirting Heart and blood conditions Internet culture Planets Skateboarding

No.

smart assed answers having to do with relationship amongst alien life forms, extraterrestrial wedding planning, extreme frisbee, and the making of non meat tacos

Yes Expert in: Alice in Chains Authors A - Z Auto financing Auto insurance Aviation history Beauty and skin care home remedies Beauty and skincare Celebrities Q - Z Children Condominiums and townhomes Cosmetics Credit Credit records Cryptozoology Diseases and viruses, L Eviction Eye care Facial skin care home remedies Finance Forensics Forensics jargon Fragrances French history Ghosts Hard rock and heavy metal music Home remedies Homeowners' association rules and regulations Insurance for real estate Keyboard instruments Liquor Marriage traditions Military aviation Money matters and dating Mormon views on race National holidays Paranormal phenomena Past U.S. presidents Phrase origins Phrase origins, A - H Phrases, C Phrases, L Real estate Renting and leasing Ronald Reagan Trucks and buses Trusting someone who has cheated before TV shows I - P U.S. specific UPDATED 31 May 2008: How sad, I seem to have become dumber :( LOL Insurance and car accidents Alice in Chains Beauty and skin care home remedies Community Leaders Condominiums and townhomes Cosmetics Cryptozoology Departing Users Eviction Eye care Historical figures Homeowners' association rules and regulations Home remedies Auto insurance Forensics jargon Renting and leasing real estate Vintage clothing

According to Answerbag, I am an expert in the following: * Auto engine troubleshooting * Auto performance and handling * Auto safety * Autos & Motorcycles * Cars, trucks, and SUVs * Chances of getting pregnant * Chevrolet models * Ford models * Getting pregnant * Home construction * Home maintenance * Makes A - H * Makes Q - Z * Music * Phobias * Politics and modern events * Real estate capital gains tax * Small business * Songs and lyrics * Transportation * Ukulele * Urban legends * What does that mean?

* AC/DC * American football * Divorce * Eastern Northern Central states * Marilyn Manson * Microsoft Word * Music genres and artists * NCAA football * NFL football * NFL records * Ohio * Oral sex * Phrase Origins Q - S * Phrases, S * Prescription drugs * Sneezing and other nose issues * Teaching * Television * Television shows * The Simpsons * Theater * TV shows Q - Z * What is this pill? * White pills

Accoring to Answerbag I am an expert in: 1-Cheating in Marriage (been there done that) 2-Dream Analysis-Did take courses in that 3-DUI's?-I just know the laws and dont drink at all 4-How to break up-Like I KNOW? 5-Smell? Dont ask I dunno 6-Snap jokes-thats my fav But my real epertise is medical and psychological problems, Pharmacology and the Paranormal.

No I just got started

Yes. I'm quite adept at dodging questions.

Yes, Sex toys and accessories...I really didn't know how that happened but hey...at least I am an expert at something ;)

Auto parts, maintenance, and tuning Capitalism Car brakes Engine maintenance Engine types Suspension and handling Tires, wheels, and brakes Of course being an expert at Capitalism isn't really an accomplishment...

Illicit Drugs is my only one so far.

Air travel Breastfeeding Cat biting and licking Dieting and nutrition Nevada Western Mountain states Wine varieties Pretty funny list really... I know very little about wine varieties, and I can't even remember what I answered that got me enough points to be the expert in that. Breastfeeding? I've never even done that! Cat Licking and Biting? umm...

sadly no =(

I am currently an AB expert in the following categories: * About Answerbag * Adult entertainment * Alternative fuel automobiles * Am I being played? * American political figures * Answerbag questions * Answerbag's future plans * Art materials * Astronauts * Audio software * Breastfeeding * Business administration * Colonizing planets * Ethnic relations * Fetishes * Getting over a breakup * Harry Potter books * Human twins * Israel * Movie awards * Outer space inventions * PC Desktop troubleshooting * PC laptops and handhelds * Post breakup communication * Science * Sexual services * Signs and symbols * The Middle East * Urban legends * Video and animation software My expert categories have just changed though... I have to get back my economics badge! :)

no, iam what you might call a "category surfer" iam always shifting from one place to the next..iam not adapted to rule over one particular category. when i come across a question that i can answer to, whoop-dee-doo! too bad i dont have an IQ OF 190

I am 16. I just checked my profile and found out that they put me under Expert In: Sexual Health Home Remedies. I answered 1 question, and I now I'm an expert in this catagory! You know what? This is the proudest moment in my life. My dirty mind and constant knowlage of sex has done me good!!

Indeed I am. Here is my list of new expertise: Aggressive dog behavior Angelina Jolie Answerbag users Apple iPod Atheism Celebrities A - H Christmas Crazy thoughts Depression Disney Education and learning Entertainment Fabrics Friends Hair styling Height Holidays Hunting Life and Society Making friends Men's fashion Movie stars and celebrities Movies MP3 player brands Outdoor recreation Outside the bag Parental love Pondering time Professions & Industries Question Categories Relationships with friends Singing Superlative Answerbaggers Tea Teenagers Teenagers Thanksgiving Theology Weight disorders I really wish I actually knew a thing about half of those things. I mean come on, FABRICS?!

Can't say i am...like my profile says, a weensy bit about a whole lot

According to my Answerbag ratings, I'm an expert in the following. 1-"Acting and Voice Acting." 2-"Doing It's Business."(Under "Dogs") 3-"Entertainment Industry." 4-"McDonald's" And the only one that I know anything at all about is number one.

Yes, in the following categories as of March 1, 2007 * Ancient history * Biblical characters * Biblical history * Books of the Christian Bible * Christian history * Coffee and tea * Demand Media * eHow * Home schooling * Jehovah's Witnesses * NFL Players * Percussion instruments * Pop & Rock music * Recreation and Sports * Sports * The Christian Bible * The Who * US history * weHow * Wild rabbits

Not on AB...But according to my brothers I'm an expert pain in the ass!!!

Yah Ohio

Answering questions. Mostly on questions about what people are feeling or when people are sad and i need something to put them in a good mood. but it is fun to answer questions about what your favorite kind of pizza is :)

Useless information.

I am a category expert in nothing, but I am very knowledgeable of matters in the game 'CLub Penguin' (oh the humanity)

AT&T The Eiffel Tower Flowering trees, bushes, and shrubs Gender studies Is it okay or psychologically normal to... Psychology jargon Metallica American slang The Wizard of Oz

Teaching

According to AB I am an expert in cleaning towels, linens and sheets, as well as, Tom Hanks. I don't claim any special knowledge in either category. They don't have that anymore though, I think. I do know a lot about hair, Microsoft Word, Desktop Publisher, Power Point, and Quick books. I like Fine Art, History, and can carry a decent conversion on a lot of other things.

Im an expert in bullshit lol.

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Marijuana drug tests Dog feeding Garden flowers Gardening and house plants Queen Ties Yale University At one time Poker was also listed as one of my categories of expertise! I am a poker expert. The first four I know quite a bit about. Queen I'm not sure about. I know a fair amount about the rock group Queen. But I don't know much about Her Royal Highness. I can tie a man's tie. Not sure that qualifies me as an expert. And I know nothing about Yale University.

Amusement Parks George Bush San Franciso, CA Suicide Don't ask, I have no idea. I think I should be an expert in Crazy Thoughts. That's what I have most of the time.

Answerbag's list is not entirely accurate. Some things I have been listed an expert in when I know next to nothing about the subject. Likewise I am good at some topics that have not been listed. I am currently an answerbag expert in the following categories: * Alternative fuel automobiles * Am I being played? * About Answerbag * Answers and ratings * Audio software * Movie awards * Christian beliefs * Birding * Books A - Z * Breastfeeding * Business administration * Cloning & Replication Inventions * Colonizing planets * Economics * Ethnic relations * Feminism * Fetishes * Answerbag's future plans * Germany * Harry Potter books * International law * Internet * Iran * Israel * The Middle East * Answerbag moderation guide * MSN Messenger * Name origins, Q - Z * Outer space inventions * Places * Post breakup communication * Answerbag questions * Answer Ratings * Science * Sexual techniques * Signs and symbols * Sociology * The Holocaust * PC Desktop troubleshooting * Urban legends * Video and animation software * PC viruses and worms * Nintendo Wii

This is a joke - no idea how I got stuck with most of these: Cheating with an acquaintance Cookies Sports card collecting Tom Cruise

Hip Hop & Rap Music New Zealand

As of AB, none yet :) I'm very much into sports, music and the movies.

Cardinal baseball and unfortunately asthma

Ruining my relationships. As for AB, I've no idea.

National Holidays MySpace Taste According to AB. :-)

Arithmetic Brain cells and neurons Internet domain names & URLs Mathematics education Lexmark printers Linux Michigan state law Middle school education Computer network equipment Printers Standards and measures Zero

Aerobic exercise, exercise, exercise regimans, low fat diets - fair enough, it's all the Mens Health and Fitness I read. Cancer, cosmetic surgery, organs of the body - makes sense, given what I do. MP3 players - mostly informing the masses that iPods *ARE* MP3 players. It's just a brand name. And that alternatives do exist. But somehow, I've got Realtor Marketing. I don't even know what that is!?!?!

uhh how can you tell? apparently im not an expert in answerbag:P

So far this is where I supposedly am an expert: Africa Alcohol and alcoholic drinks Beer Game shows Japan Juices and ades Puzzles TV shows I - P Basically this says that I am an alcoholic who likes to play games and watch TV. OK so it is quite an accurate depiction of me.

Currently - • Health risks: http://www.answerbag.com/c_view/2633 • Marijuana: http://www.answerbag.com/c_view/976 • Medical use of marijuana: http://www.answerbag.com/c_view/4754

Marijuana Drug Tests Dog Feeding Flower Care

Grammar and Syntax. I'd say I'm pretty qualified to hold that title, as I am more than a little anal about grammar (and syntax, too, I guess). Heh. Watch. Now someone will steal my expertise. =(

none

I'm ot an expert in anything. It's probably because I'm an expert in everything, and can't focus all of my knowledge on just one subject.

Currently three categories: • Health risks • Marijuana • Medical use of marijuana http://www.answerbag.com/profile/

Just one... The Holocaust

Yes, about 40 I think, most of which I do not even remember answering the questions.

On Answerbag? Yes. Sadly, I am apparently an expert at 'Intoxicated Cheating'

I wouldn't call myself an expert on anything actually. I know a lot about nutritious food and I love to cook, but others know much more than I, so can't say that I'd be an expert.

I am a expert waitress...

According to Answerbag I'm an expert in Microsoft Windows XP, Microsoft Word and Word Processing. I used to be called an expert in Microsoft Access, but now that category hasn't got an expert because nobody's accumulated enough points - people don't award many points in these categories, probably because the answers aren't often of much interest to anybody other than the questioner.

on AB- no :( in real life...no :(

Well... Jimmy made me a desk sign. It has on it, "little miss mighty know it all" so does that count as an expert in everything if someone thinks I am? maybe it was meant to be sarcastic? I thanked him for it and told him that was really sweet for him to think and say that,so he made me another one it has "little miss pain in the butt" on it.

Apparently I'm an expert in 'Dating firsts' and 'Early Relationship Stages', even though I've never been in a relationship in my life. And I'm 17. Vanity hurts. :(

Sadly, I am not an expert at anything on AB. I am an expert on making brownies in real life though! I make a killer batch of brownies.

Apparently, according to answerbag, I am an expert in these categories. Take this with a grain of salt. Human anatomy Anthropology Comment Threads Congratulating Answerbaggers Courts Fish and marine life Flirting Footwear Getting pregnant Google Human biology Juices and ades Love in relationships Movies Parties and entertaining Skin, nails and hair Television Television shows The Pope and the Vatican What's your favorite...?

According to my classmates, I am an expert speller/writer, and an expert advice giver. We shall see

Ya mum.

Yes. ... just check my profile ...

­ ­• Marijuana culture • Drugs and medicine • Health risks • Marijuana • Medical use of marijuana • Marijuana smell

I am told that an "ex" is a "has been" and a "spurt" is a drip under pressure and so I would say no to your question!

"Grammar Usage and Syntax." ...Word.

My husband tells me I am an expert in finding info on the internet. At work I'm told I'm an expert filer. And to me I am an expert in being nice to all people.

Charities - I know next to nothing about them Games - I am a gamer Internet culture - I use the internet WAAAAYY too much Middle school education - huh!? MySpace - I have never used MySpace.... Spelling - I am good at spellign Video and PC games - I am a gamer, as I said

I'm now the expert in Nipples! YaY! Life is good!

Yes, Asthma. Unfortunately, I've got a whole lot of experience to back it up.

I am the expert in, you guessed it, Firefox.

Not on AB, though it would be a nice ego boost if I were :)

Ukrainian rule field hockey and Mayan humour ( they originated the knock knock joke)

Apparently I'm the resident expert in Revenge and Vengence...LMAO *edit* as of 01/05/08 That, and murder. How did I get to be an expert in murder?!

No. But I am a Sage in Answerbag...

I am in expert in music videos, which I really don't understand. All I did was post a couple Marilyn Manson videos.

I am an expert in Scientology..I know nothing about Scientology. All I did was make fun of Tom Cruise a couple of times.

I'm pretty sure I've answered this before, but even if I have my expertise have changed since then... I am currently an expert in the following: Canada How to break up Intoxicated cheating Mobile phones Getting someone to notice Telephones Trusting someone who has cheated before What men like

Yes cutting&self mutilation and suicide.

not at the moment, but if things go as planned i will soon be an expert in a certain category ^_^

Yes... I'm an expert at annoying the piss out of people.

airports/airline/biosystemics of vascular plants

Points whoring :)

no..not at all :(

There's a few , though one throws me " Cheese " how ever did that happen ? - lol

Movie directors and percussion instruments

Yes, Asthma. I sure wish I didn't know so much about it.

Yes, level 29. Expert at nothing.

Yes several things; snow,grocery stores,headaches and some others.

so far not a thing.

Nope........... and never felt I was an expert on anything

nope not a single thing that I can think of.

Haha I'm an expert in Dingos!

Yeah I'm the expert in "Is it...?".

Pain management, and pregnancy tests...

As of February 19th, 2008: Calvin and Hobbes First thing that comes to mind Hearing Live performances Who would win? Who...?

Yes, I'm an expert in around 415 categories.