Whats the best or worst pick up line ever?
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"Are your feet cold? Because I bet I just knocked your socks off."
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- oh i like the view here..you can see all the stars under this silent night - There's no star in the sky you morron..it's about to rain - :S Oo
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ur dad must be a master criminal!!! He stole the stars and put them into ur eyes xxx
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"hey! nice to see you again! still remember me? am john and you are jane? or?" "hi.. can i use your fone?, i kinda run out of credit and i need to send an urgent sms.. can i?" (they just want to get your celfone number..) duh!
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Can I buy you a drink? And would you like sex with that?
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I used this on my first husband: I was cocktail waitressing, he was sitting at this table w/ 3 of his friends [his 19th b-day]. I walked up behind him, put my hand down his shirt, felt his pecks, and said, "Want some candy, little boy?" They all freaked. He was mine from then on in... YEARS ago. SHAME on me!
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I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
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well, my last name is wright. i have asked a few girls "didn't your mother tell you to wait for mr right?"
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Have you been here often?
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What is the best compliment a lady can have?
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Hi, I’m Vinny. This bar closes in 5 minutes.
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I'm lost could you take me home !
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i was once told this-- heyhey babe i have a viper and some money wanna shake it? (gag!)
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LOLZ this is like the most typical one - 'Do you come here often??' Whenever a guy does that i turn around and walk in the opposite direction. ;)
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Oh yeah another one i heard the other day was: Is your dad a terrorist? Coz your a bomb!
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get your coat you have pulled or heres 20p go and phone your parents and tell them you wont be home soooooooooo bad
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Get your coat, you've pulled. Here's some change, call your Mum and tell her you won't be home tonight. I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute So what haven't you been told tonight
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"I know, but I'm really not gay, so will you go out with me?" I know someone who used this a few years ago as a bet on if it would work or not, for some reason it didn't. ;)
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I really happen to like this one... only cause i like bacon... but other than that its pretty lame; Are you Bacon? Cause you sure would taste good going down my throat hole! (this was actually said to a piece of bacon by a kid on mushrooms) But the alltime cheesiest would be; I lost my number, can I have yours?
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OOOh, I like sweet Sherry Wine.....(see my name?) YUCK on him immediately!!!!!
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How was your fall? what fall? your fall from the heavens lameeeeee
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In highschool there was a group of guys that sat in the hallway near the cafeteria. They were always stoned and came out with some stupid crap whenever anything resembling a female happened by. The worst one I had heard was from a relatively large boy whose girth spilled over the top of his jeans. He said, and I quote: "Hey, I can't get into my pants, can I try and get into yours?"
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I told a girl once" Hey, you know, you put the OWWW!! in The Waffle House!!
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See this question: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/112488 Or individual ones: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/124387 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/124385
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1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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"Hey, you've got quite a dark complexion. Have you got any Maori in you?" "No" "You want some?"
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This one is too common: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" This is kinda weird: "How big is my pick-up truck? I'd say about queen-size..." A guy tried this one on me: "Now I know how a snowman feels, 'cuz standing near you, I wanna melt!"
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Do you wash your pants in Windex? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
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What are you doing for christmas? I need an angel for my tree. Dang girl!, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! Dayum! you must be tired, coz you been running through my mind. Do you sleep on your stomach, if not then can I? Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
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lads this as gotta be your worst, when they whisper in your ear "the word of the day is legs" then walk of... then half an hour later they come up to you again and ask "what was the word of the day" then you say erm legs! then they say "Great wanna come back to my house so we can spread the word" now that deserves a slap!!
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Q: Do you sleep on your stomach? A: No Q: Well do you mind if I do?
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Guy says: You have a raisin? Girl says: No? Guy says: How about a date? Haha! If a guy used that on me I'd chuckle and probably give him a shot on how cute that one is!!
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1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 6) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 8) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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Are those space pants you're wearing? Cuz your ass is out of this world.
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Blah Blah Blah do me!
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I'm lost-can you take me home
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I was the world's worst pick-up line guy when I was single. I'm not the kind of person to have a cutesy one or a funny one, and I don't care for them in general. But in a loud bar with the music blaring I'd sometimes lean in toward a girl, smile and say, "exabuh dannomite." Obviously, the response was always, "What?" But during that "What?" I'd gauge her reaction. If it was a look of confusion but with a friendly smile, then I knew she was "open" to my advances. If it was confusion with the eyebrows down and a look of impatience, I'd just wave my hand and act like it wasn't worth repeating, and then I'd walk away.
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A guy approached me out of what seemed like nowhere and proceeded to gently push me out of his way while he appeared to be looking for something on the ground. I grew impatient and said a very rude, "could you just say 'excuse me' ??" He smiled, looked up at me and said, "sorry, I was trying to pick my jaw up off the ground. You're beautiful." That made my day :)
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Should we just run off and get married now or should we get to know each other first? I just made that up. I don't advise using it.
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"I seem to have dropped my Congressional Medal of Honor, can you help me find it?"
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Worst Pick Up Line (guy to a friend of mine at the bar) Um ... Hi ... Um I just um ... <walked away>
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by, you're fat.
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u decide if there gud or not 1. do u believe in luv at first sight or shud i walk by again? 2. i dont have a libery card but do u mind if i chek u out? 3. girl u must be jamacian because jamacen me crazy. 4. my luv for u is like diarrhoea i just cnt hold it in.
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I swear this is true. I was sitting at the bar having a drink. This guy walked up to every girl there and said, "I just got out of prison. Gimme a piece of gum..wanna screw." He came in alone and left the same way.
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is yo daddy a terroist? me: excuse me? i said, is you daddy a terroist? because baby you are da BOMB! and do you have any irish in you? reply: no do you want some?
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your hot..lol it has worked thou.
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what is the time? ah i hate this one.
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true i swear it my cuzin and i were in a barr and this guty walks up to me and says do yyou know her. as he points at my cuzin. i said yeah he asked me her favrite color i told him purple. he walks up to her and says you look like the color purple and i think the color purple is so sexy. and she took him back to her place. lol
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a long time ago a friend of mine was wearing a Door's t-shirt and some idiot came up to her and said that he had tickets to see them in Memphis and wanted to take her.... we laughed so hard, I feel bad now thinking about it!!! sort of...
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The worst is Man-Are you a parking ticket? Woman- No. Why? Man- Because you have fine written all over you. Thats terrible
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Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?? pass the bucket!!
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"nice legs, what time do they open?" do they think there going to get sex if the say that to a female?
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Best(this only works if the ladies feet are sore) Man-I can tell you why your feet are sore!? Woman-tell me then? Man-cause you've been running through my mind all day.
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Best ... not saying much at all ... just a look worst ... saying too much ...
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I don't know what the best one is..I only know what worked for me...his eyes. The worst had to be a series of lines in English (i swear he must have had a book of them) said to me by a Javanese boy years ago: -are you in Java by yourself? (no I am here with 2 six foot red haired aussies...he didn't believe me so he continued) -You are different from all the girls I met before -what is your star sign? (at that point the two six foot red haired aussies came into the restaurant and the javanese boy ran like the wind...LOL
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The only line I ever used was to a customer in a garage I used to manage. "Where else can you get donuts,coffee,good conversation and your car fixed at the same time".After her car was fixed she left.She called back on the phone and asked, "Do I have to wait for my car to break down to have good conversation". We were married a year later.
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I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock! Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes! I've heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy? Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place? Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks? I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink? You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot. You know what would look great on you? Me.
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i think i can die happy now...coz ive just seen a piece of heaven all those curves and me with no breaks
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G'day nickr893, Thank you for your question. In my experience, pick up lines generally don't work as they can often sound corny. You are probably better off going over to the girl, saying hello and offering to buy her a drink. You then chat and get to know her. Regards
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"Would you like to see where the dog bit me?"
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nice legs, i see you got it from your mother
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I like .... nice shoes, wanna f*ck
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"I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock" :) -- could fall under either category.
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Two of the worst I've heard (or seen in one case), were at the pub where I worked for a very short period of time. First, a man walked over to this girl, grabbed her by the wrist, shook her hand (which flailed limply in a rude stroking motion), then said "you'll do". (If it wasn't for the fact that she decked him, I would have.) Second, another class act walked up to a girl and simply stated "Nice shoes, wanna f***?" A friend of mine used to pretend to be a poet, always using melodramatic lines to pick up girls, such as..."I love walks in the rain, it hides my tears". I nearly laughed til I vomitted upon hearing that one.
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Worst pick up line..How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, boiled or fertilised?
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one of my ex said this to me as i was waling down the street. "HEY SEXY HOW MUCH?"
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Here is to you sucking my d#ck b#tch!!!!
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"May I dream about you tonite?"
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Did it hurt? what? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven!
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It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
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Hey, what's your sign?
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man-"how do you that?" woman-"what?" man-"that!" woman-"what?" man-"look so fine" LOL...
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"How much does a polar bear weigh?? enough to break the ice, can i get your number??" lol
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Wow! What a pretty outfit, that sure would look good on my bedroom floor.
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I've already answered this question, but I heard a pick-up line just the other day and I just have to add it. "Was your mother a beaver?? cuz' DAM GIRL!!" LOL.......
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-really fat polar bear -huh? -well it broke the ice, didnt it?
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Are you wearing space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? have you been eating Campbell's soup because your looking MMM! MMM! Good.
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Wow you sure do have nice legs.......so what time do they open? Hey are you from Memphis? Cause your the only Ten I See.. How'd you like a hot dog with those buns.... Pretty Lame huh? Of course I have never used those personally. I just say hello...introduce myself and start a conversation. If the company is good, then hopefully we can exchange digits.
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I was bowling drunk with friends and was outside taking a smoke break, when an attractive woman asked me for a light, and for some reason trying to impress her, I told her: "Don't judge me by these ugly bowling shoes...I actually have a beautiful custom truck" And she was sooooo impressed with my pick up line she was nice enough to reply: "Good, now you can get into it and drive away!"
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Would you like to go camping because you sure know how to pitch a tent.....Very cheesy. Needless to say he didn't get that far.
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Were in the World did you come from? Or Are you just going to stand there or come along?.....M.C.S.
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The worst one (by far) I've ever gotten was, "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock." Oy. I was in college, and not impressed. If I'd had a drink in my hand at the time I would have dumped it on him.
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i said your hot.lol but it worked more than a few times.lol
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I was in a bookstore the other day, wearing my rather large heart necklace. Some guy walked up to me and asked ''whose heart did you steal?'' I laughed out loud, he was so corny, but I did let him buy me a drink in Starbucks. Sometimes the bad ones are the best!
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I once heard a guy that said: "Girl you must be a beaver, 'cause DAMN!"
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This guy that I know but not all that friendly with came up to me plain & simple & said Do you want to be my bed buddy? I think you're hot & they'll be no strings. After laughing in his face, I said YES, the day after the Pope turns Jewish
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I lost my number. Can I have yours? Did you get those clothes 20% off? Let's see if we can get them 100% off. Y'know- your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
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Is your dad a magistrate??...cause you got 'fine' written all over you!....one word...cheese!
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"Hi, my name is Bob, I just got out of prison". No kidding, this guy was telling all the women in the bar this..far as I could tell it didn't work well for him.
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Can i smell you!
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"Excuse me, do you you know what time it is?" and this guy is holding a cellphone! Hahaha. Things guys do just to pick up chics!
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Darling do you have a map. because I am lost in your eyes.
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Darling are you a transformer? Cuz i could play with you all night long XD XD
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I'm lost , can you take me to your house
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Your dad must be a farmer.. cuz u got great melons
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Heaven must be in mourning tonight, cause it has lost a beautiful angel.
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Guys why u have to be dirty the map one was cute...but me i have not used a pick up line.
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No pickup line at all.
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Take your pick from these cheesy ones: With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here. (As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me! Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! Bond. James Bond. (Lost. Get Lost.) Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
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