by Castrate on January 5th, 2007

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If you could ask L. Ron Hubbard one question, what would you ask?

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  • by msummers10 on January 19th, 2007

    msummers10

    Asker's Pick

    Selected by the asker, Castrate. (What's this?)

    Are these the kind of followers you wanted???
    What are your crimes?

    (Watch to the end if you have time. They get INSANE!)

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  • by teknimage on January 7th, 2007

    teknimage

    If you had 5 body thetans, and your imaginary friend gave you 4 body thetans, but then asked for 3 of them back, while you were hooked up to your E-Meter and channeling Zenu, how much would your return trip to the Galactic Confederacy cost?

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  • by Jade on January 7th, 2007

    Jade

    Do you really expect people to take your "religion" seriously after listening to Tom Cruise for 5 minutes?

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  • by TheKnife V2.1 - Grandiose and Obnoxious on January 7th, 2007

    TheKnife V2.1 - Grandiose and Obnoxious

    "What's wrong with your first name that makes you only use the initial?"

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  • by mac1896 on January 7th, 2007

    mac1896

    What are you going to say to Jesus at your Judgement ?

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  • by donovan reynolds. on January 7th, 2007

    donovan reynolds.

    "Don't you think you should have just left Scientology to science-fiction books?"

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  • by nevets - badgicide on January 5th, 2007

    nevets - badgicide

    So, how much money did you make in the end?

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  • by AntigoneRising on January 19th, 2007

    AntigoneRising

    Which is more expensive, an IRS audit or a Scientology audit?

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  • by Jodie44 on January 7th, 2007

    Jodie44

    So...how does it feel to be dead, LOL?

    In all sincerity, though, great question, Castrate

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  • by Anonymous on January 5th, 2007

    Anonymous

    Why? As if people are going to come from space to save the chosen few!

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  • by Matthewisdom on December 13th, 2008

    Matthewisdom

    Can you heal the sick or raise the dead...can you forgive my sins....no further questions.

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  • by Abbyguy on January 7th, 2007

    Abbyguy

    Was it all worth it?

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  • by Sarita1 Goes Bollywood on January 7th, 2007

    Sarita1 Goes Bollywood

    Did you really truly mean to get all those people to join a "new religion" or was doing so, their own interpretation or your sci-fi stories?

    Support the return of the avatar: http://www.answerbag.com/.../111472

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  • by Anonymous on January 5th, 2007

    Anonymous

    "What planet are you really from?"

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  • by Egico is now Egioz on March 3rd, 2008

    Egico is now Egioz

    What're you snorting?

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  • by Tussen on March 3rd, 2008

    Tussen

    How'd you pull off such a great scam?...

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  • by YouWinImOuttaHere on April 7th, 2007

    YouWinImOuttaHere

    I'd ask him why he did not claim Tom Cruise to be his grandson!

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  • by miss mary on April 7th, 2007

    miss mary

    why were you friends with Allister Crowley?

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  • by VivaNOLA on January 19th, 2007

    VivaNOLA

    If I were to convert Britney Spears to Scientology would you give us Beck back?

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  • by Firebrand on January 7th, 2007

    Firebrand

    What is your personal fortune?
    and what will you do wth it in ths new dimension?

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  • by justme32 loves the weekends on January 5th, 2007

    justme32 loves the weekends

    Who are you?

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  • by Anonymous on May 20th, 2008

    Anonymous

    Did you want to earn money, or did you just want to have fun?

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  • by Chris on March 3rd, 2008

    Chris

    Hey Ron, ol buddy, ol pal, can you spot me 60 million dollars?

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  • by Fireballish on January 19th, 2007

    Fireballish

    What's the secret to making a widespread and brainwashing cult?

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  • by christyturlington on January 19th, 2007

    christyturlington

    "What the hell is wrong with you?"

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  • by Anonymous on January 19th, 2007

    Anonymous

    What would you have done with Scientology had Asimov won the bet?

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  • by CousinVinny on January 19th, 2007

    CousinVinny

    What is Tom Cruise really like?

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  • by Clueless Ned on January 19th, 2007

    Clueless Ned

    are you happy?

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  • by Aimee on January 28th, 2007

    Aimee

    who are you? (i dunno who he is! :S )

  • by Anonymous on February 11th, 2008

    Anonymous

    Why haven't you leave a tape with demostration of different floating needles?
    It looks like a very questionable item if you could see cramming over it in Scientology's Org.

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  • by Freddy Says remove all moderation points on February 11th, 2008

    Freddy Says remove all moderation points

    It was a scam, wasn't it?

    Of course you never said the charlatan had to answer truthfully!

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  • by jenniferx on January 19th, 2007

    jenniferx

    who cares about l. ron hubbard and who cares about his religion if that's even what it is. i don't think i'd have a question for him. i'd really like to hand his teeth to him in a basket though.

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  • by jaykole on June 1st, 2011

    jaykole

    Did you ever manage to get a bone for your poor dog?

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  • by Over and Out on June 1st, 2011

    Over and Out

    What does the "L" stand for??

  • by Anonymous on February 11th, 2008

    Anonymous

    How can I recognize a OT ?

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  • by Perryman on January 19th, 2007

    Perryman

    So just what do you think of the answerbagger known as "Castrate"?

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  • by NeverWas on March 3rd, 2008

    NeverWas

    What was your excuse for not going with your friends to see Battlefield Earth? (Mine was TB)

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  • by DiSTurBiA on March 4th, 2008

    DiSTurBiA

    are you kidding me?....you have to be joking right?

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  • by Ball of Fluff on February 6th, 2009

    Ball of Fluff

    I'd ask him about his hypocrisy. I'd remind him about his many many writings about what happens when you force people to do things, take away their freedom, truncate their communication, then I'd give him examples of not only how the church does this now but also times when Hubbard himself did that and then I'd go: "WTF?"

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  • by Anonymous on March 3rd, 2008

    Anonymous

    Tom Cruse on Tom Cruse Scentologist!

    Damn Funny Video, WATCH

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0

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  • by Anonymous on March 3rd, 2008

    Anonymous

  • by william6 on June 1st, 2011

    william6

    is hell as funas you thought it would be?

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  • by Aero is back and wiser on March 3rd, 2008

    Aero is back and wiser

    You do know their are ways of making money that are a lot easier that starting a brainwashing cult that killed innocent people and based its beliefs on a science fiction book?

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  • by holeinthewoods on February 11th, 2008

    holeinthewoods

    ALIENS!!! L. Ron baby...What were you thinkin'?

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