ANSWERS: 17
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Alcohol, gun rack, 18 wheeler,and Mama.
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Trains, beaches, girls and of course BEER.
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Don't forget the train wreck. :-)
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trailer park, front porch
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beer or Jack Daniels Sunset petticoat hogs cattle nuclear fusion the military prison oh wait, scratch nuclear fusion...
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Budweiser, Gun shots and long periods of Cricket infested silence... Followeded by the intermittent sounds of me choking the crap out of Gretchen Wilson. *Legal Disclaimer: I'm not actually threatening her... Im joking!
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Beer Trains Cornfields Trailer Chevy
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Don't forget the cheating girl friend !
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Bud Light in a can, cowboy boots, shotguns, 2 teeth
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Cleveland steamers, grand theft auto and marital flatulence.
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Well-worn jeans (or dazzy dukes), fishing rod and a gravel road, Jesus, and "all mah kin" :-)
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Beer
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A geeeeetar of course!!!!!
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Mama and/or Daddy
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Whiskey and sleepless nights
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Don't forget that the title and/or chorus has to include some idiotic and hokey paraphrasing of a cliché, pun, or adage. Some real-life examples: "Maybe next time he'll look before he cheats" "I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me" "At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump" "Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart" "Now I lay Me Down To Cheat" "Gave Her My Heart And a Diamond, And She Clubbed Me With a Spade"
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Being drunk.
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