according to bill o'reily, if you can yell loud enough to drown out the logic, you win.

Find a common problem and solve it together. That's how you win a fight WITH someone.

Left hook,get it,LEFT hook.hehehe.

Make them deal with facts instead of emotions.

Tell them there is a lazy person behind them asking for a handout. When they turn to give them some of your money which they took from you earlier, punch them in the back.

point out how similar their views are to communism and accuse them of being a russian spy

Agree with them because they're probably right?

The same way a liberal wins a fight with a conservative. Political topics should be discussed until a solution is found to which both parties agree..

I don't know any who have enough brains to know how to fight to begin with....sigh...or just give em some good ole fashion Kung Fu:

accept that we are right because we wont accept you are right.

Pile drive them and kick em while they are down. If you mean fight as in debate, liberal's base any logic that they possess on feelings only. You can not debate a person who's arguments are based in feelings.

Nod in a docile manner, then be sure that they have no money to do anything on their agenda. Then go do what you want.

Listen to them and really give what they are saying and sharing real consideration. Then do the same with what you are trying to convey. Then both of you jump off a bridge Rebugnant and Demograf. both parties are so fake nethier stands fo anything to prove conviction. Can't believe me go back through US history and watch the flip flop. We lost power lets say what the masses said last election change our position so we can win again. It is either way both believe they know what is best for me yet schools can't afford paper and printer ink for childrens learning. The message sent to our youth is simple and clear killing in the mane of freedom is more important than what your freedom has allowed you. Jump off the war the twin towers falling did not effect my freedom until scared little babies in control found a way to gain more control of what I do in daily life. That is when I felt freedom slipping away. I know I would not last as a politician because it would turn into tell the truth or I will track it down. Just like any criminal activity some will talk and the truth only hurts the liar until they accept it for what is love for them self. So get in a fight waste the most priceless thing you have in life time I won't mine is worth mor than any one could give for dibble. SEE YA KIDS ARE CALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Realize that they're right...

Call up Ann Coulter and then give them the phone.

shoot em

say something that makes sense.

Make them pick their teeth up with broken fingers, maybe?

Smae way you do with a conservitive, a pair of boxing gloves...

You don't, conservatives believe it's ok to torture people for the protection of the country. They allow human right's violations to take place all over the world while they exploit the poor for their money. You don't win a fight with a liberal because conservatives are evil.

You don't. It's nothing to fight over. Share your views and listen to theirs, then part ways. Understand each other and you will possibly say more for your views than anything else. Arguing and yelling and drowning them out only makes you look the fool, and thus your views foolish

A) Realize that "liberal" constitutes a SET of beliefs and that you aren't fighting a liberal but a person who probably doesn't subscribe to that entire SET. B) Realize that you believe a SET of beliefs indpendent of a label as well. C) Don't Fight, discuss - and do so with a respect for their beliefs. Read the other newspaper. Watch the other news channel. There are more than two viewpoints to every issue. Just because the media divides politics into two sides, doesn't mean that its true in real life.

Come up with something new. Oh, wait, you're a conservative so there is nothing new. As far as brains go, check this chart done by an IQ testing group in the UK.

A 12 Gage Shot Gun comes to mind.

If you're going to debate a liberal, just be more nimble going down the stairs than Anne Coulter was: http://gaysocialites.com/2008/11/ann_coulters_broken_jaw_is_off.html ;)

Tell them the truth

By conceding defeat

good luck

use a heavier baseball bat than thiers.