ANSWERS: 9
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Your Face!
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Two blondes were playing chess.
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Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"
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I think I'm going to get DR for this one, but what the hell Why did princess di cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt
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Sarah Palin thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company
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what do you call a boomerang that won't come back? a stick
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A blonde walked into a bar OUCHH!!! Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed? A. Because their plugged into a genius! A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says "Hey buddy, Why the Long Face" What do you call an anorexic with thrush? A quarter pounder with cheese! Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
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SAve gas. Fart in a jar.
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Two blonds were facing each other standing on opposite banks of a raging river. One blond yells over to the other "How do I get to the other side?" The other blond hesitates for a second, then yells, "You are on the other side!"
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