I let my 19 year old niece use my computer and she left her email up and something caught my eye. She is working in a topless bar. Should I tell her parents?

I wouldn't tell her parents. She's 19, so it's her choice.

Granted, I don't feel that working in a topless bar is that bad of a job. Is she even working topless, or is she just washing glassware in the back? And so what if she is topless? She's not having sex with the customers, and if she's halfway attractive (which I'm assuming she is) guys would still stare at her "in that way" if she was wearing a bulletproof vest.

But, that's just my way of thinking. I like stripclubs and topless bars because of the honesty. Society demands that we all pretend there's no rhino in the living room. I disagree.

Definitely not. But you should go to the bar and check out her act. Help her out and get the best lap dance you can afford.

Only if she's not hot.

As a favor to all patrons who want to spend their hard-earned money on erotic entertainment, it is critical that in these desperate economic times, that we get he best value out of every penny we spend!

We must stand united to weather out the storm of the economic-crisis facing this proud nation, and only by spending shrewdly on goods, services, and couch-dances will we prevail!

I call upon all Americans to clamor for change in the geo-politico-socio-economic arena of t|tty bars! No more will we throw good money after to bad to improve our chances of eventually "seeing a decent chick"! We must jointly cry out "No!", when offered a private-dance from a lady with meth-mouth!

We must all "do our part", and proudly discourage not-hot chicks from getting "that-part-time-job-to-help-with-the-rent"!

I urge all of you who read this to hold your heads up proudly, sit on your hands, and tip earnestly! Thank you for your time, and God bless America!

She is old enough to do this, so I don't think her parents should be notified.