ANSWERS: 29
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Eat, Eat, Eat! Mama iz'a italiano. She make'a me fat.
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Don't trust anyone, they're all out to get you!
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I'm not sure if was really advice.. but .. One time while i was still in highschool, I was doing mediocre in school and I was telling her that the valedictorian told me that he cheated his way up to the top (we were friends back then, still keep in touch though).. and my mother shrugged and replied as if it was not wrong as long as he got good grades, "Well, he's valedictorian." I brought it up a few years later and she ogled at me and jokingly replied, "I must've been drunk when I told you that"
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"You better stand up to that bully son." Clearly, I got my a** beat!!
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"You know that job you quit a while ago?" "Go back and ask for another chance". Yeah right!
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You don't need college, the janitors at schools make pretty good money....
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Get married and have children!I suffer!Haha!
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GO TO BED!!! I was incapable of sleeping many nights while I was a teen and my mom expected that being in bed made being my inability to sleep less damaging to my day.
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You'll be taken care of and you can trust you sister.
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Boys dont REALLY care about looks honey...they only marry the smart girls anyways. Clearly...my mom was drunk or high when I got this advice...LOL! Yes...I was homely.
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I never consider any of my parent's advice as worst.Both of them are beautiful human beings and they have always told me some thing that makes sense.
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if the other kids bother you, go to the teacher instead of confronting them. lucky i never got beaten up for being a snitch!
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they never gave me advice dats da reason im on a street gang...
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Don't be gay.
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until now they havent given me a 'worst advice'...
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Ask god for help.
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Mother: Just ignore the bullies and they'll eventually leave you alone. Grandmother: Friends don't do anything for you. They all stab you in the back. (Also, she's very lonely.)
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Dont go barefoot - you'll get hard feet and they'll scrape your husband's legs in bed.
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Go to church.
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Leave France and go to one of their denomination's colleges in the States. Worst move I ever made.
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Work like you don't need the money. Ha ha! Famous last words! I've been used, abused and walked over because of that little piece of advice many a time
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You don't have to go to college. You can go later when you are ready. NOOOO! Go as soon as you can. Waiting only makes everything harder!
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Do as I say... Not as I do!
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Father: Expect the worst. Mother: Believing in God will make problems vanish. (She used this line for problems like myopia or when my leg broke in three place. She wanted me to walk on the broken leg!!) For mom, it was hard to decide between that and her swears-by-the-bible attitude that one thinks starvation is good for you, because it brings you closer to God. It only brings me closer to vomiting!
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"If you ever get into a fight against a group of girls, fill rocks into a sock and swing". Worst Advice, because I did get into a fight- but I didn't have a spare sock.
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Dont waste your money
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Listen to me!
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They weren't interested in giving advice. I had to go it alone.
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a better question for me would be, what advice did your parents give you that wasnt bad?
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