What's the worst thing to say when being robbed?
by 
Clueless Ned
ANSWERS: 19
-
Take everything but don't hurt me. They usually will take everything after you say that because it's like giving them permission to take everything.
-
I bet you can't find my diamond watch....
-
Don't forget the kitchen sink.
-
"Use some of that to buy some mouth wash!"
-
Roll me over and leave a deposit.
-
"Help I'm Being Robbed!!!" would be the worst thing to say..since people don't want to get involved..they say the best thing to yell is "Fire!" people always come to see a fire.
-
I know I've seen you somewhere before!
-
I haven't seen you in years! How's your Mom?
-
You'll never get that hidden stash of $100 bills out of my secret hiding place.
-
"Hold still a second, I'm trying to get a good description of you for the police."
-
This question made me laugh cos it reminded me of an episode of Family Guy where there is no cops. And Herbert the pervert was being robbed by a bunch of little kids and in a sarcastic tone he was yelling "Oh no!! A bunch of little boys are robbing me!! A bunch of sexy little boys!! I sure hope they don't find the coin purse I hid between my thighs!!"
-
"you're going to have to rape me before I give up my money!"
-
Sheesh! You just wanted the $12 in my wallet! Man, I thought you were after the $400 in my shoe!
-
Hold out your fingers like a gun and say, "No! YOU give me YOUR money!" Do it with a straight face would be so funny
-
Dad?!?!
-
Please abduct me from my hellish family! I'll even help you rob other people!!! Actually in my opinion that would be a blessing, then if either of you get found out just say they threatened to kill you if you didn't help them.
-
i don,t have any money !
-
"OH MY GOODNESS I'M BEING ROBBED!!!!!!, oh wait, I don't have any money.
-
fuck me but dont robb me
RELATED QUESTIONS
Copyright 2023, Wired Ivy, LLC