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  • There are so many good ones here!: http://www.smarttones.co.uk/april-fools/prank-ideas.php
  • Call a tatoo place and ask them about really vulgar tatoos in really odd places...like my friend did one about having a big dragon tatooed on his penis...it was hilarious.
  • Tell them they won a Wal-Mart card always gets them
  • Find an advert in a paper. Say fr example, there's a car on sale for $600. Call up the guys and offer $100 above the asking price and check out the response!
  • One idea is to: call and say: I'm pregnant with your hus. Another is: call and say: who is this and why did you call me (it really confuses people). You can also call: a chinese place and say: their food changed your voice. Or you could: call and ask to speak with someone who is not their, and when they say you have the wrong number, inseist otherwise.
  • When I was a kid, I remember that one gal friend and I contrived this plot and called a funeral home to pretend to be this neighbor girls mother who was planning her daughter's services. My friend would get so upset during the call that she asked to be called back later and gave the name and number of the girl's mother. Okay, this is sadistic, but it was so hysterical when you are 14 years old.
  • listen to this one, just go to the bathroom first cause you might pee yourself from laughter.... http://www.bia2.com/prank-calls/player.php?id=22
  • There's the old one about ringing repeatedly asking for John Doe (pick a name), then after about three times ring claiming to be John Doe and ask if anyone's left a message. Look in the phonebook for people whose name begins with N and ring asking for Neil. First person to find Neil wins a prize. It's called Neil or no Neil
  • prank calls are as lame as it gets, seriously, gay
  • This is kinda dirty but you call a bar or something and say oh my husband or brother is there...whatever can u give him the phone its an emergency, they forgot there cell his name is (now say this slowly and clearly) MIKE HUNT..Or say Micheal but he goes by Mike cause then they dont think of it. Very funny
  • call the wii company and say i stole a wii and dropped on the way home and say can i send it in and get it repaired or call and ask for pichachu
  • pretend to be a salesman, and after a few seconds, pop a ballon and start screaming about a "crazed gunman in the office".
  • ok when u do this block your number first (me and my friend failed to do this and got caught lol) call a random number that u dont know and ask for roger tell them u r jessica from the bar lol and they will proll tell u they dont kno a roger hang up and call again asking 4 a roger (or some 1 else and your name does not have to be jessica thats just what we used)and the funnest thing is to say random things like tell roger i love him and call me back and they usually keep saying they dont kno him yell TELL HIM!!!!!!!!! into the phone and hang up or if a guy answers the phone and says hes roger go roger roger ROGER!!! and make a funny nois lol then hang up it is sooo funny rember to call the same number every time u call so it will make sence to the caller lol
  • Old school Simpson ones that are incredibly stupid are by FAR the BEST....like: Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Hello, is Al there? Moe: Al? Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name: Coholic. Moe: Lemme check... [calls] Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an "Alcoholic" here? Barney: Sure am! [bar denizens laugh] Moe: Wait a minute...[to phone] Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'll kill ya! or Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Is Jacques there? Moe: Who? Bart: Jacques, last name Strap. Moe: Uh, hold on. [to everyone in the bar] Uh, Jacques...Strap...Hey guys I'm looking for a "Jock strap". [laughs from all] Oh... wait a minute...Jock strap?!... It's you isn't it, ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!
  • This one we did when I was a kid. We would call a house and say "This is a recording. Do not pick up your phone for the next five minutes. In the event you do, the person working on the line will be shocked. Thank you for your cooperation". Then we would call back about 1 minute later and play a recording of carrots going down a garbarge disposal with a person screaming.
  • Call radioshack and ask if they have DVD rewinders.

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