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Am I pregnant? How the hell could I possibly know that.
The recently asked "Why Are Women Stupid"? is right up there, though I suspect it was just asked to incite a reaction.
Personally I nominate all the "could I be pregnant"
questions.
Well 10 to 1 there's been no one crazy enough yet to ask this question. So I will here in this answer...And the question would be-----"Here on Answerbag, what dose AB stand for????????".............LOL........
Why is the sky blue?
If you think that it hasn't been asked before, you deserve to be DR'ed.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/416780
You know, it isn´t just stupid, it isn´t even a question. You see it. I don´t encourage you to answer, the one who asked that question is a one-time ABer (has left AB). The question has no answers.
It's tough to choose one.
Wad will happen if the earth become an ice age?
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/174368
Do gay ppl realy exist?
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/144399
How do you know if a white guy likes a black girl?
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/82450
Can girls become fat after loosing their virginity
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/109454
How can I tell if my female zebra danio is pregnant and not fat?
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/126736
Are you all proud of me? I just reached the professor level! lol
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/182161
One of them has to be: "Would you answer this if you knew you were not going to get any points?"
There are hundreds of them that are a waste of time and utterly stupid IMO.
Easy!
"I have a horse fetish, but no horses. Where can I find a willing horse and a willing owner?"
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view.php/20228
this girl asked how she could control her parents... She was tired of doing chores or something
-Is Kentucky next to New York?
-Japan's not part of China?
Something about Talking Vegtables in the yard -
someone asked
why is you?
There are so many candidates for the title but this one really takes the trophy:
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/33629

I've asked heaps - if you don't believe me, go into my profile and look. In the interest of shameless self-promotion, my most recent gem would have to be "Why didn't my Mum finish her cup of tea?":
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/355806
I swear I've answered this before, but I can't find the dupe.
"Why are all doctors from Maryland?"
It came out of my mouth, folks. If you never hear me say another stupid thing again (doubtful), there you go.
I used to think that M.D. only stood for Maryland. Medical Doctor, well gee, why didn't that one ever click...?
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/315209
That one was just....wow.
Standing at a bar and the barman says 'would you like a drink?' - Duh, no i thought i would stand here and finish my knitting................
At this point in my Answerbag career, I have to be completely honest and say that this question is number one. Why I'm even answering it is beyond me.
Whats the most dumbest qustion you answered on ANSWERBAG?
There are no such things as stupid questions.
where are you right now and what is the time hahaaha
Every question that ends 'could I be pregnant?' - as if anyone can diagnose that over the internet and as if anyone engaging in that level of sexual activity could be that clueless about how pregnancy happens.
This one will always take the prize for me:
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/33629
"ssdd gg ggg ggg"
at least it's the daftest one I remember verbatim
On a cruise to Mexico to see the almost 7 minute long eclipse of the sun in July 1991, as the sky grew darker and the disc of the moon covered the sun revealing the beautiful corona a woman asked "What happens if they get stuck?"
The crowd was mixed, professional astronomers with their expensive telescopes, Buzz Aldrin who had been to the moon and gave talks during the trip, amature astronomers who came along specifically for the eclipse, plus a large number of regular tourists who just wanted to go on a cruise (like this woman). I know in general most people are fairly uninterested in astronomy, but her question absolutely floored me!
I don't really think of questions like that. I'm not a big fan of the ones that really don't make sense no matter how you look at them though.
What's worse is it's a duplicate question-so does that mean anything to you?
Sorry, server slow-duplicate.
There has been a few. I am guilty of 1 or 2 myself, but i'm sure we all have a good time just the same.
anything by bowtwothelord
Probably mine,as it only got 1 answer.
question in the adult section about beasility..gross
Well, questions about stupid questions comes in near the top! ;-)
I answered this question worded very slightly different yesterday
I will give the same answer.
" Cat or Shampoo"
I actually asked the question "Is this a stupid question?"
it was flagged nonsense...
"I ejaculated on my girlfriend and some landed on the top part of her leg and bum. Could there be a possiblity of her getting pregnant?" or "Am I pregnant?"
Just yesterday. Something along the lines of my BF used a condom and didnt cum inside of me..what are my chances of being pregnant. I was hoping it was a joke Q.
You can no longer see them, because most likely they have been flagged as nonsense.
This one comes pretty close, since it's been asked many times!
Very likely the stupidest ones are the ones that are not questions at all and have hopefully long since been rejected as nonsense.
Of the rest, stupid questions for me are less about content and more about wording.
Significant spelling errors and web-speak really disappoint me - using "4" for "for", etc. - UNLESS it is obvious that the person needed a little extra space to make the question fit.
The true gems are the ones that are giving you backstory and then end withou...
Don't these people read their questions?!
I say stupid askers much more often than stupid questions. And my definition of "stupid" here is more ignorance and negligence than lack of brain mass.
I see them all the time, and want to yell at the person for being such a dumbass and asking it. Maybe I'll start doing that.
I don't think there is a stupid question...my opinion. :|
There have been a few, mine included. Nothing comes to me off the top of my head.
I would say: "What is the absolutely stupidest question on AB?" but that's just my opinion! :P
this one.
only kidding.
Many of those have already gone to Nonsense Limbo.
(Yes, some of mine too)
This one.
=P
Answerbag is boring when_________?
by LoverOfSophia on February 9th, 2012
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Looking at the homepage, how come Bornabrit's got 39 answers while I have only 33? ;-)
by WABOO on February 12th, 2012
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Will you spend your retirement asking Answerbag questions?
by AnonymousGirl on February 11th, 2012
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Who do YOU think was the WORST president? and WHY?
by bauermeisterquicksell on February 10th, 2012
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"I want to answer this, but I don't want to be the first one to answer it!" Do you ever feel this way about Answerbag questions?
by AnonymousGirl on February 9th, 2012
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You're reading In your opinion, what is the most stupid question you have ever read on AB?
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plus6 it's too common! lol
by Seeya says Dont Ever Give Up on October 26th, 2009