ANSWERS: 64
  • I'd like to die in bed, in my boyfriends arms, with my family surrounding me, and my cats there too :) Just of old age, or something that doesnt hurt :)
  • I'd be at an airshow. A plane woud take off and then start smoking. I'd jump up into the air, transform into a bird, fly to the plane, transform into a half-dragon half-monkey and rip the hatch open and rescue the pilot. I'd then turn into a very, very long winged snake and lower the pilot down my length to the ground. I'd finally turn into a beautiful firework and explode.
  • Of old age, in my sleep, in my own bed, in my own home, hopefully not alone, but at least knowing I was loved.
  • In my sleep without pain or being aware of it.. long after my loved ones are gone so that no one has to hurt.
  • I've often thought that the best way would be to stockpile sleeping tablets when I get old, and when I've had enough of living just choose when and where to slip away. I don't want to end up in a nursing home, so better to do it myself while I am still able to make that decision. I figure I would tell my family, and they can choose whether to be there or not.
  • Hit by a speeding bus.
  • Probably being killed for believing in Jesus that is best death its really something to die for something you truelly belive
  • If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times. All I want is to be dismembered by the zombified corpse of Ronald Reagan, and have him wander through the streets, with my severed head dangling from his right hand by the hair, and a little glass bowl of jelly-beans in his other hand, possibly making an oafish, zombie effort to feed my severed head some jelly-beans. That's how I want to die.
  • A swan plunge from the observation deck of the Empire State Building wearing a beautiful ball gown with a long train and loads of tulle landing peacufully atop a car. Either that or a double suicide with some guy who just happens to be named Romeo.
  • I'd choose to pass away quietly while sleeping.
  • In order: 1. Die in the arms of my lover. 2. Take bullet while saving my fellow soldier in the battle.
  • to peacefully go to sleep in my old age
  • 1. Saving the life of another. 2. In my eighties while having sex with my hot twenty-something male nurse named Sven. :-D
  • I'd like to die in a violent fight of some sort with lots of blood while saving another who will never know that even though I died myself, I saved them from their own demise.
  • I'd like it to be peaceful and not violent, but not in my sleep. I'd actually want to be aware of it. I want to be aware that these are my last day(s) and have my loved ones around me so I can express everything to them, the normal things people say when they're dying that they wouldn't if they knew they were going to live much longer; things like I love you, apologies, etc etc.
  • I think I would like to die peacefully...without any pain at all knowing I had lived a good life and treated my friends and family well.
  • If i could choose... hmmmm... i think being shot in the head by a very powerful gun. Quick, easy and painless.
  • I used to think I'd like to die of something quick, like a heart attack, an aneurysm, or a blood clot. But, I've started having heart murmurs, and sometimes they are quite painful. But, I'd also like to have a chance to say good-bye to my loved ones. Hmmmm. Six of one, half dozen of the other. Maybe an aneurysm in my sleep, I guess.
  • I have seen in some movies that there is a capsule, about the size of a kidney bean, that all it takes is a bite, and, in less than two seconds, you are gone... I think that's the one Jodie Foster was offered to take with her in the movie "Contact" just in case she got stranded in space with no way of being rescued. I think it is made of cyanide. If it works the way it shows in movies, it should be a fast and painless way to die. Of course, no one who has died after biting the capsule has been interviewed to find out if it was very painful or not...
  • I know this might make me sounds like a completely weak, spineless junkie but you did say anything I wanted. If I die, I want the several hours leading up to the end to be a blissful experience due to a steadily increasing dose of some powerful opiate based narcotic such as Morphine. I'd like to have my last few hours be as comfortable as possible. I wouldn't want a huge dose right away, because that would just hit you too hard and your last minutes would probably be stressful and unpleasant. By slowly building up to it I could ensure that I am fully relaxed and well into La-La Land before the fatal dose is delivered. ------------ I would ideally like to spend my last conscious moments with my mother and other family members, but I wouldn't want them there when I actually died.
  • i would die in a fight
  • i imagine like the Happy Tree Friends, and their stupid ways to die...
  • I would want someone to choke me out, so I can feel the euphoric feeling, then once I was out, shoot me in the head so I would never see it, or feel it coming. Or, an overdose of Morphine, so I would just go to sleep and never wake up again. And it would feel really nice.
  • While I was sleeping so I could go peacefully.
  • Catching on fire while fighting a dragon......in a pit of LAVA! In the background Chuch Norris and Rocky would be cheering me on, Sauron and Agent smith would be cheering the dragon on. ...obviously this would all be filmed and sent to youtube...
  • Something dramatic like being hit by a crashing airplane, or while trying to save the day by disarming a bomb, I get shot in the shoulder which causes me to jerk and I snip the wire, but its the right one, but then I get shot by a friend who was playing both sides
  • A fast and unexpected explosion. Possible an atom bomb.
  • Fall into a nice restful sleep...don't wake up.
  • Freezing in the snow
  • In my sleep, of old age.
  • Peacefully in my sleep
  • I want to die when I'm in unconscious state.
  • In my sleep, a heat attack or an accident. Anything sudden and without a prolonged pain and suffering would be my choice.
  • If I am going to be executed, I will want to first put me to sleep very deeply with anesthesia, like if I am going to have general surgery, but instead I will get two 9mm bullets shots on the head at the same time. I guess that should be fast and painless.
  • Shot in the head. Quick, painless if they do it right, and you don't have to think about it.
  • Cut deeper than usual on my wrist and let the blood drain out of my body..while I slowly go into a sleep that I will never wake up.
  • I'd want to sky dive into a volcano! My name would be in the papers, I'd get to fly, and I'd finally get to see what the inside of an active volcano looks like!
  • bit boring i know, but i would choose to have a nice cuppa, go to bed and pass away in my sleep. oh, and i would choose to be at least 100 years old...i havent finished living yet.
  • Old age in my sleep.
  • <--- With her in our old age at the same time so both of us are not lonely after one passes away.
  • Get some good spinal anesthetic, like the one they gave me when I had my hernia operations (I slept through the whole process), and then while asleep, get two simultaneous Magnum 44 shots in the head...two....just to be sure.
  • Without doubt,the most pleasant way to die,is a blissful,peaceful and painless overdose of HEROIN. It truly is a wonderful feeling,to OD on smack. If you bang up a big one(accidently),you normally know you've fucked up and just except it as ya go down.It's a very pleasant experience. Of course,very quick medical intervention might be able to bring ya back,but,if you're on your own,it's the final trip to noddy land. One of the times I whacked up an overdose,I even said to me friends who were sharing the scag I'd scored, "arhh fuck,see ya",and straight away head butted the carpet,and woke up in intensive care. Another very pleasant drug overdose to die from is PHENOBARBITONE.I od'd on that once,got carted off to an ICU,released meself against doctors orders,2 days later,and remained completely stoned,noncomposmentis,unable to even stand up for a week!!!!!!!!! So...............if ya gunna go,don't go messy,Go wiv a smile on ya dial !! Last of all,do the right thing and make sure you wear an adult diaper or a leak proof pair of grundies,becoz most people who cark it release all their shit. One of my OD'd mates(accidental)crked it in a very tropical climate and wasn't found for a week!Suffice to say the stench from his shit release was absolutely sickening.........Poor fukka,"RIP mate,we luvved ya"
  • Auzziegob would really dig to get massively blasted with some Opiated Black Afghani Hash.Magic gear is the OBAH.Auzziegob would like to do this while collecting Gold Top Mushies up in The Atherton Tablelands,Nth Qld with 20 friends.After the mushies really kick in,with all of us howling with laughter and the full moon is dripping rainbows and blood,Auzziegob's friends would be giving Auzziegob the last ever sexual experience Auzziegob has.As soon as Auzziegob orgasmed Auzziegob would pick up Auzziegob's fit that had previously been prepared with a huge overdose of heroin and happily whack up Auzziegob's last ever taste and leave this mortal coil in total fucking ecstasy.A bottle of Jack Daniels would also have to be on Auzziegob's menu for the send off,.....no doubt about that!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerz cheeeeeeeeeeeeeerz to a triffik death , Auzziegob style !!!!
  • this is one thing i have little influence on... you decide!
  • Shot in the heart, so I could die quickly. It's gotta be instantaneous! I don't want to suffer.
  • I choose to transcend. Just move from life to life again in the spirit realm. skip death. another old question dredged from the depths of death.
  • About age 88, taking my great-grandchildren to the zoo, when all of a sudden the tigers discover that the door to their cage has been left open and come charging out at us. I twist away from one like in Karate Kid III when Daniel-san is in Okinawa, and it goes skidding past me back into its pit. The other one disembowels me with a swipe of its paw, but I jump over its head onto its back and with the last of my strength strangle it with my own guts just as it's about to reach my great-grandkids, thus earning me a "Hero"-tagged item on Fark.com. As I lay there, my llfe ebbing away, my ggk's come over (somebody has covered me with a shirt first so as not to traumatize them) and hold my hand as I tell them that I love them and that they're wonderful people, and then pass gently away with a smile on my face.
  • Skydiving without a parachute. Would be a fun way to go.
  • How does not really matter. I just don't want to die afraid or in terror.
  • I'd wish for my heart to give out after a week long marathon of furious love making to Scarlett Johanson.
  • One of two ways: being killed in the process of protecting my country, or quietly, in the arms of my beloved wife.
  • of old age preferably, not a big thing, just to die quickly and quietly.
  • Be wearing a Tan Double breasted silk Suit and Tie and be shot one time in the chest where the pocket is near the lapal. and drop to the ground face up and slowly have my blood ooze all over my suit and die from loss of blood
  • This is probably the lamest of them all: Peacefully in my sleep, hopefully of old age. I'm not big on pain and want to be able to live my whole life out.
  • I want to die quietly, quickly, alone...don't want those I love to suffer by watching me go slowly and in pain...want them to remember me as a living, loving, giving being, always ready with a joke or comforting word, loving and caring....
  • I would like it to be quick and painless, though that seems pretty rare. I don't want to languish and suffer knowing it will not get better... and I don't want my family to have to deal with that either.
  • maybe an atomic bomb landing right on top of my head - that way, I wouldn't have any time to feel pain. + no body or funeral expenses ;)
  • well fast unexpected and painless would be the preferred route I guess..but hey if you can't have that..drugged outta your skull is not bad..lol
  • I want to have my head blown off, but remain standing....Cool.
  • To just die in my sleep because that would not be emotionally or physically painful.
  • I know death is a certainty that no one can avoid. Therefore I am not afraid of death. However I am afraid of the possibility of pain which may come with it. Hence I would choose death with the minimum of pain. Death in my sleep would be my first choice.
  • I would want to dye in a dramatic, fun way, like during skydiving, or bunjee-jumping. I don't care about the pain. I'm not afraid. The only thing anybody has to do in life is die. Why not do it well ?
  • In my sleep when I'm 116 years old.

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