ANSWERS: 3
  • I guess not.
  • Sarah -haras(s) for she knows how to harass people. I think when Palin leaves the scene comedians will have much less to joke about.
  • Here's a list I found online that you might find humorous. 11. Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era? Looking back: Look forward. Looking forward: Look back. Translation: Progress is a thing of the past. 10. Rise to vote sir Looking back: Americans can't agree. Looking forward: Americans agree they can't agree. Translation: Americans vote. 9. Daedalus: Nine. Peninsula: Dead Looking back: Palin had plans to visit Woodside today. Looking forward: Palin postponed those plans. Translation: Palin is elusive. 8. Ma is as selfless as I am Looking back: Had to squelch those Daily Kos rumors. Looking forward: Had to squelch those Daily Kos rumors. Translation: Abstinence abstained. 7. No, son, onanism's a gross orgasm sin: a no-no, son Looking back: Politics shouldn't be influenced by religion. Looking forward: Politics is being influenced by religion. Translation: Thomas Jefferson is not amused. 6. Meet animals; laminate 'em Looking back: The moose was doomed. Looking forward: The polar bears are doomed. Translation: The animals are doomed. 5. Senile felines Looking back: Age offsets youth. Looking forward: Youth offsets age. Translation: The election just caught its tail. 4. Party booby trap Looking back: Boy, we're doomed. Looking forward: Boy, we're doomed. Translation: Boy, we're doomed. 3. Dammit, I'm mad Looking back: The country is mad. Looking forward: The candidates are mad. Translation: Mad has many meanings. 2. Harass sensuousness, Sarah Looking back: So many dynamos. Looking forward: Won't lovers revolt now? Translation: No idea, but the two themes are palindromes too. 1. Lonely Tylenol Looking back: Politics gave me a headache. Looking forward: Politics will give you a headache. Translation: Read this column twice ... and call me in the morning. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/25/NS5H132J3G.DTL&hw=sarah+palindromes&sn=001&sc=1000

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