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Probably when you're deep in trouble and the s/o is giving you what for.... saying anything is going to land you further in it !
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When you don't know what you're talking about.
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when you eating spaghetti:)
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Just like your mom used to say, "if you can't say anything nice, it's best to say nothing"
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On first few meetings: When your mother-in-law has bad breath... When your father-in-law has B.O... When it would embarrass whomever... When you don't have anything nice to say about someone... When you have no clue what's being said... (listen and learn) When you don't have anything to add to the conversation... When your mouth is full of food... When you're eating crackers with no drink... When you're eating chips with no dip or drink...
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when you getting some reallly bad head..just don't say nothing. they'll get the picture and stop.
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When it will only be funny to you!
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all the time!!! i have learned the hard way to just keep my damn mouth shut
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....80% of all conversations.
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When giving a speech
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When she says shut up :P
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Woman in late thirties: "How old do you think I am?"
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When the other party is not in the mood to listen or you don't have all the facts...
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In Liz's case... When people are accusing you of going Pop or selling out or accusing you of being a lesbian... In my own personal case... When what I feel I am going to say, will hurt someone else just for the sake of hurting them and not for a good or justified reason.
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When you got caught doing something you shouldnt have done.
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when you can't say anything nice, don't say anythin at all ;)
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When she asks, "do i look fat in this?"
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when you dont have anything nice to say.:)
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When you know what you say is falling on deaf ears. Why waste the breath..lol :)
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When you've just been caught fucking another womens husband.
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When you have nothing nice to say:D
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Don't say anything when you are angry
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99.8% percent of the time is the short answer and that figure may be higher.
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1) when standing over a dead body 2) hand stuck in the cookie jar 3) dancing to michael jackson's "thriller" 4) watching Bridezilla's for the hot chicks 5) under oath, with OJ simpson, and a white bronco
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when words diminish the value and meaning of a moment or emotion. Less is more, in my opinion.
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When what you might say would do more harm than good. Put another way, "sometimes the most eloquent statement you can make is to say nothing."
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When one is sleeping. :D
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When someone asks you what you know about foreign policy, and the best you can come up with is that you can see Russia from Alaska!
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If your girlfriend totally knocks someone the fuck out in anger. WHat do you say, ROund two???
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When you have no idea about the subject.
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When you're about to make smalltalk with a snobby, miserable prick.
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When you don't have anything pleasant to say.
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When it will be said in anger.
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(No comment)
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When you're playing hide and seek with a friend who has excellent hearing.
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Hey, thanks for that early morning wake up tune. I really like Liz Phair. Have most of her cd's. Seen her in concert at a small venue (300-400)people twice. I really like her music plus she's pretty hot. Anyway to answer your question, I'm bad at keeping my mouth shut. I'm a litigator.
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When you hear gossip and feel like passing it along.
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More often than not.
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When the Jehovah's Witnesses are knocking at the door
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When you know your answer will get you in trouble! My mother always said, "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."
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Right after you've said too much
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When you don't know anything about the subject, or when the person is just too stupid that you shouldn't even waste your breathe on them
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When you see an ignorant political question here.
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When you are so stirred up that you can't think strait. Or when the other person is so stirred up.
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When a husband and wife are fighting. They very often turn on the person who tries to help them.
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When the conversation or topic is not relevant to you. If you were not asked, don't make a comment. That's in the Best Buy employee manual.
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When everything has already been said. :)
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When you know your answer is gonna get erased.
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