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My Mum gave my wife a cookery book and my wife HATES cooking! The book did also feature sewing tips and other stuff like that, my wifes hobbies are marathon running, swimming and weight lifting! So it was not exactly her sort of thing!!!
A present you gave to her before.
I've seen ahppen this before, so I would know from experience.
hahah.
I received a toilet brush...
FOR CHRISTMAS...
that was all it was!
After I gave birth to my son my mother in law gave me a red thong. At the time I didnt wear thongs and especially not after pushing a 7 lb human out of my vagina..OHHH the pain. To wear a thong afterwards was NOT an option.
I would say the book divorces for dummies.
Membership to Weight Watchers
I would say any item that had to do with any kind of household chore.
An unannounced visit... Oh wait. That's the most undesirable gift. lol.
Condems
My mother-in-law gave my husband of 18 years a subscription to Match.com
well I recive a gift every week !! when she comes to pick up her sons lawndry because "she just wants to help out" and ofcourse the unsaid: I dont do his lawndry the way she does it!!
not a nice gift !
How to books.
A book on etiquette.
An enema kit?

Any gift with the price tag left on!
Anything to eat that you are really allergic to and she KNOWS you are allergic to it!
(Happened to a friend of mine more than once, MOM would tell Sonny-boy..."oh let me cook her birthday dinner!" The friend was allergic to dairy an to strawberries and to nuts....MOM then proceeded to cook foods with DAIRY, a Fresh strawberry cake, and a dish that had freaking peanuts in it...Mom threw a royal fit when the friend couldn't eat most of the dinner and called her UNGRATEFUL in front of everyone. (this bitch made it a point to include at least something the friend was allergic to in a main part of EVERY family meal she ever prepared that the friend would be attending.....)
They are divorced now, and the friend is in a much, much happier relationship!
"How To Be A Better Wife",
Wrinkle Cream, Diet Book (by Dr. Phil of course...).
Ouch.
nothing
thats gotta be upsetting to not get anything at all
Condoms or other form of birth control.
It's like saying, "Don't even bother reproducing with my bubbala."
the phone number of her new single male neighbor - he's very nice, good-looking... and a doctor!
A FREE consultation with a DIVORCE lawyer!
Or the "DUMMIES GUIDE TO ABTINENCE!"
It sounds like there's a story behind this question...is there???
I would say any book about marriage or family by Dr. Laura.
A dildo
A cookbook i reckon.
hire you a maid! While this is actually something nice to have, what exactly is she trying to tell you!
Colon cleansers.

A Jenny Craig membership and diatetic (sugar free) chocolates at the same time!
A year's worth of Midol
fruitcake
I my case, it was her son. I returned him, 15 years later. :)
This book

I would say any kind of "how to" book, or kitchen utensils. Or maybe a membership to Jenny Craig.
The sickly sweet comment that she thought I had too many male hormones because I liked sport and had a career. This was not her idea of a stay at home housewife. She also nicknamed me Oracle LOL which I rather liked she was not bright enough to know it was a compliment . If she was more intelligent it would have been patronising.
I only ever received stupid things to make me a better housewife.
If you extend this question to include ex-mother in law then there is only one answer "her son".
A rope with a note which reads "Find A tree"
Cleaning supplies, indicating the woman keeps a dirty house.
Cooking for Dummies book.
id say a gym membership or an how clean is your house book by trinny and suzannah. now that would be annoying
a boob job, cooking classes, make-up, a book on anything that shows them how to do anything that they don't do
box of tampons
A photo album from her son's first marriage!!
A gun that has a note attached stating "For internal use only."
vacuum
How to cook a simple meal, by your mother in law
how to be the perfect housewife guide
all clening products such as mop, brush. toilet cleaner-implying she is the free housecleaner
The name of a divorce lawyer with the bill already paid.
a picture of her husband's ex girlfriend
Last Christmas (2005) my new mother in law gave me a "free gift with purchase" from Macy's. You know around Christmas time if you buy an item they give you a gift? Well, I got the gift....it even said FREE WITH PURCHASE!!!!!!
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Oh I would be so upset if my mothr-in-law did that.
by amanda_0517 on December 14th, 2006
LOL. That would be awful.
by Mrs.Dufresne on December 15th, 2006
thats cruel
by lil_imp on December 21st, 2006
hey, at least she's trying to help you save money, that's not bad...not bad at all.
by Runaholism on May 3rd, 2007
that's funny cuz i was thinking diet pills.
by zee-ster on May 7th, 2007