by hemiman on December 13th, 2006

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What is the most insulting gift a woman can recieve from her mother-in-law?

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  • by ChrisDG on December 13th, 2006

    ChrisDG

    Liposuction coupons.

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  • by Psyonic on December 13th, 2006

    Psyonic

    My Mum gave my wife a cookery book and my wife HATES cooking! The book did also feature sewing tips and other stuff like that, my wifes hobbies are marathon running, swimming and weight lifting! So it was not exactly her sort of thing!!!

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  • by donovan reynolds. on December 13th, 2006

    donovan reynolds.

    A present you gave to her before.

    I've seen ahppen this before, so I would know from experience.

    hahah.

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  • by Chickpea on December 14th, 2006

    Chickpea

    I received a toilet brush...

    FOR CHRISTMAS...

    that was all it was!

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  • by justme32 loves the weekends on December 14th, 2006

    justme32 loves the weekends

    After I gave birth to my son my mother in law gave me a red thong. At the time I didnt wear thongs and especially not after pushing a 7 lb human out of my vagina..OHHH the pain. To wear a thong afterwards was NOT an option.

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  • by amartinia on December 13th, 2006

    amartinia

    I would say the book divorces for dummies.

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  • by Snooch on December 14th, 2006

    Snooch

    Membership to Weight Watchers

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  • by kyannie72 on December 13th, 2006

    kyannie72

    I would say any item that had to do with any kind of household chore.

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  • by Anonymous on December 13th, 2006

    Anonymous

    An unannounced visit... Oh wait. That's the most undesirable gift. lol.

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  • by catlovr on December 13th, 2006

    catlovr

    Condems

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  • by vrybz1 on December 25th, 2006

    vrybz1

    My mother-in-law gave my husband of 18 years a subscription to Match.com

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  • by cami1211 on December 19th, 2006

    cami1211

    well I recive a gift every week !! when she comes to pick up her sons lawndry because "she just wants to help out" and ofcourse the unsaid: I dont do his lawndry the way she does it!!

    not a nice gift !

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  • by thinkin on December 13th, 2006

    thinkin

    How to books.

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  • by Paper_Doll on December 14th, 2006

    Paper_Doll

    A book on etiquette.

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  • by Wendora on December 14th, 2006

    Wendora

    An enema kit?

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  • by Azraff on December 13th, 2006

    Azraff

    Any gift with the price tag left on!

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  • by Redhawk on December 26th, 2006

    Redhawk

    Anything to eat that you are really allergic to and she KNOWS you are allergic to it!
    (Happened to a friend of mine more than once, MOM would tell Sonny-boy..."oh let me cook her birthday dinner!" The friend was allergic to dairy an to strawberries and to nuts....MOM then proceeded to cook foods with DAIRY, a Fresh strawberry cake, and a dish that had freaking peanuts in it...Mom threw a royal fit when the friend couldn't eat most of the dinner and called her UNGRATEFUL in front of everyone. (this bitch made it a point to include at least something the friend was allergic to in a main part of EVERY family meal she ever prepared that the friend would be attending.....)

    They are divorced now, and the friend is in a much, much happier relationship!

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  • by Littlemisswallflower on December 24th, 2006

    Littlemisswallflower

    "How To Be A Better Wife",
    Wrinkle Cream, Diet Book (by Dr. Phil of course...).

    Ouch.

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  • by lil_imp on December 21st, 2006

    lil_imp

    nothing
    thats gotta be upsetting to not get anything at all

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  • by teknimage on December 21st, 2006

    teknimage

    Condoms or other form of birth control.

    It's like saying, "Don't even bother reproducing with my bubbala."

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  • by Jessicax23 on December 21st, 2006

    Jessicax23

    the phone number of her new single male neighbor - he's very nice, good-looking... and a doctor!

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  • by Mirage V2.0 AWOL on December 15th, 2006

    Mirage V2.0 AWOL

    A FREE consultation with a DIVORCE lawyer!

    Or the "DUMMIES GUIDE TO ABTINENCE!"

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  • by Mrs.mezzo is a Wagnerian soprano on December 13th, 2006

    Mrs.mezzo is a Wagnerian soprano

    It sounds like there's a story behind this question...is there???

    I would say any book about marriage or family by Dr. Laura.

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  • by Uncjax on December 24th, 2006

    Uncjax

    A dildo

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  • by timetogetserious on December 20th, 2006

    timetogetserious

    A cookbook i reckon.

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  • by WhyamIhere on December 15th, 2006

    WhyamIhere

    hire you a maid! While this is actually something nice to have, what exactly is she trying to tell you!

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  • by Anonymous on December 15th, 2006

    Anonymous

    Colon cleansers.

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  • by Anonymous on December 14th, 2006

    Anonymous

    A Jenny Craig membership and diatetic (sugar free) chocolates at the same time!

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  • by JUSTNORMAL on December 14th, 2006

    JUSTNORMAL

    A year's worth of Midol

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  • by GARY MARSHALL on December 13th, 2006

    GARY MARSHALL

    fruitcake

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  • by Yeahwell... on September 2nd, 2007

    Yeahwell...

    I my case, it was her son. I returned him, 15 years later. :)

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  • by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on August 7th, 2007

    El Soupy spanish for the soupy

    This book

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  • by oprystar on December 21st, 2006

    oprystar

    I would say any kind of "how to" book, or kitchen utensils. Or maybe a membership to Jenny Craig.

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  • by Firebrand on December 21st, 2006

    Firebrand

    The sickly sweet comment that she thought I had too many male hormones because I liked sport and had a career. This was not her idea of a stay at home housewife. She also nicknamed me Oracle LOL which I rather liked she was not bright enough to know it was a compliment . If she was more intelligent it would have been patronising.
    I only ever received stupid things to make me a better housewife.

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  • by fataka on December 20th, 2006

    fataka

    If you extend this question to include ex-mother in law then there is only one answer "her son".

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  • by kelevrah on December 20th, 2006

    kelevrah

    A rope with a note which reads "Find A tree"

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  • by Anonymous on December 20th, 2006

    Anonymous

    Cleaning supplies, indicating the woman keeps a dirty house.

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  • by BenjaminMiller on December 20th, 2006

    BenjaminMiller

    Cooking for Dummies book.

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  • by staffie on December 20th, 2006

    staffie

    id say a gym membership or an how clean is your house book by trinny and suzannah. now that would be annoying

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  • by anonymous on December 19th, 2006

    anonymous

    a boob job, cooking classes, make-up, a book on anything that shows them how to do anything that they don't do

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  • by Froosh on December 13th, 2006

    Froosh

    box of tampons

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  • by Over and Out on January 7th, 2009

    Over and Out

    A photo album from her son's first marriage!!

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  • by bigdefense02 on August 7th, 2007

    bigdefense02

    A gun that has a note attached stating "For internal use only."

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  • by blank slate on August 7th, 2007

    blank slate

    vacuum

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  • by Sin Binned on July 30th, 2007

    Sin Binned

    How to cook a simple meal, by your mother in law

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  • by fannyadams on July 30th, 2007

    fannyadams

    how to be the perfect housewife guide

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  • by Swe3t4ng3l on July 5th, 2007

    Swe3t4ng3l

    all clening products such as mop, brush. toilet cleaner-implying she is the free housecleaner

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  • by singwell-is off researching a lot on June 18th, 2007

    singwell-is off researching a lot

    The name of a divorce lawyer with the bill already paid.

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  • by asairel on May 30th, 2007

    asairel

    a picture of her husband's ex girlfriend

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  • by ibchula on January 21st, 2007

    ibchula

    Last Christmas (2005) my new mother in law gave me a "free gift with purchase" from Macy's. You know around Christmas time if you buy an item they give you a gift? Well, I got the gift....it even said FREE WITH PURCHASE!!!!!!

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