Answerbag: Wendora's answers

Answer to What should a butler do if he discovers the lady of the house making out with someone other than her husband?

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:32:28 -0700

What should a butler do if he discovers the lady of the house making out with someone other than her husband?

Beat the man on the head with a lamp. A rapist has obviously broken into the house and he needs to rescue the lady.

Answer to What was the sermon in your church about,today?

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:49:07 -0700

What was the sermon in your church about,today?

Tbe Ressurection Hope next week it's A Godly View of Sex and Marriage... should I come back and give a report on it?

Answer to What can you store in a pizza box besides pizza?

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:44:43 -0700

What can you store in a pizza box besides pizza?

not a damn thing, that is why i continue to put them in the recycle bin

Answer to Do redheads have a lower tolerance for pain?

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:41:50 -0700

Do redheads have a lower tolerance for pain?

Quite the opposite, redheads have a higher tolerance for pain.

Answer to Why are redheads the least attractive to people out of all the hair color's ? Is there anyone who has a redhead fetish

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:39:32 -0700

Why are redheads the least attractive to people out of all the hair color's ? Is there anyone who has a redhead fetish

I am a redhead and I get lots of attention from my man, he can't keep his hands, lips and private parts away from me.

Answer to Do you think you should actually tell friend secrets or not?

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:38:24 -0800

Do you think you should actually tell friend secrets or not?

Loose lips sink ships. If you don't tell anyone anything, there is no way it can get out to others on the street. My policy is keep a zipped lip.

Answer to Is the most erotic image in the world a semi naked, unshaven nun covering herself in chco chip ice cream?

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:33:20 -0800

Is the most erotic image in the world a semi naked, unshaven nun covering herself in chco chip ice cream?

Okay, if she is only in her head piece of the habit and you change it to chocolate chip MINT ice cream.. we have a winner.

Answer to What's a unique dish (side dish or dessert) I can make for Thanksgiving?

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 06:35:18 -0800

What's a unique dish (side dish or dessert) I can make for Thanksgiving?

this is mean but maybe you can make a liver spread that is based with canned cat food. you can dress it up with parsley on the side and serve it with water crackers

Answer to What is the meaning of the letter B in the marketing abbreviation B2B?

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 06:33:56 -0800

What is the meaning of the letter B in the marketing abbreviation B2B?

Born 2 Bitch

Answer to Who cheat more, men or women?

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 06:32:41 -0800

Who cheat more, men or women?

i think it's the one with the treacherous heart

Answer to What color is you favorite shirt?

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:42:05 -0800

What color is you favorite shirt?

clear

Answer to What do you like to eat when you are drunk?

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:40:00 -0800

What do you like to eat when you are drunk?

hot, pickled peppers

Answer to Do you have anything in your lap right now?

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:14:48 -0800

Do you have anything in your lap right now?

a keyboard

Answer to When 2 strangers knock on your door, what are your immediate thoughts?

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:10:59 -0800

When 2 strangers knock on your door, what are your immediate thoughts?

They must be at the wrong place.

Answer to Have you ever had your own AB Avatar stolen?

Sat, 07 Jul 2007 10:26:13 -0700

Have you ever had your own AB Avatar stolen?

No, feel free to steal mine, I would be flattered.

Answer to What is one thing kids can do that adults can't?

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:56:53 -0800

What is one thing kids can do that adults can't?

When they are really little, they can put their foot in their mouths literally. When older, it can only be done in a figurative sense.

Answer to If you found yourself in court this year, most likely what would it be for.

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:30:27 -0800

If you found yourself in court this year, most likely what would it be for.

Maybe a witness to a crime? At one of my previous jobs I saw and heard a lot of stuff that could be interpreted as sexual harrassment if the person didn't like it. Maybe I would be subpeoned for my testimony for what I saw and heard.

Answer to Why do so many men fall into the trap of the TV series "Dateline-To Catch a Predator"? Don't they realize that a young girl doesn't always invite old men over for sex?

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:35:34 -0800

Why do so many men fall into the trap of the TV series "Dateline-To Catch a Predator"? Don't they realize that a young girl doesn't always invite old men over for sex?

I personally know someone who was arrested in a sting like this in NY. I doubt it was recorded or televised but he was arrested in a parking lot of a shopping center. He was like 27 years old at the time and the "girl" who he was chatting with and planned to meet was 14. I don't...

Answer to What was that website that let you send anonymous emails?

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:23:01 -0800

What was that website that let you send anonymous emails?

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/Default.aspx?cbRecursionCnt=1&cbsid=71dda6a043394958a17cb4b1b54de83e-224238144-XA-2 I like this one, you can goof around without giving your real email address.

Answer to Whats the longest time since you havent washed you hair?

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:03:47 -0800

Whats the longest time since you havent washed you hair?

Seven days is the max. Right after coloring and styling I like to let it go one week before washing. I don't want to wash the color out too soon and when I do wash it, I have special shampoo with no sulfites so it doesn't strip more color out. Sulfites don't discriminate between...

Answer to I am newly pregnant and I had to get rid of my cats due to the stress they were causing me. How do I cope with the guilt?

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:47:39 -0800

I am newly pregnant and I had to get rid of my cats due to the stress they were causing me. How do I cope with the guilt?

I don't know how your cats could suddenly cause you stress. My four cats are a great source of comfort and companionship. Two even sleep next to me in my bed. At least you don't have to risk getting sick from cleaning the litterbox. I am trying to look on the bright side. I...

Answer to What is the favorite word of the Church used especially during the Easter Season?

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:38:15 -0800

What is the favorite word of the Church used especially during the Easter Season?

1/2 priced chocolate eggs because rabbits have nothing to do with Jesus When I think about Jesus and his death I think about RANSOM SACRIFICE. He came down from his heavenly glory to live as a man and give his perfect life in an exchange for what Adam lost. ...

Answer to Do you currently have any facial hair on your face?

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:21:10 -0800

Do you currently have any facial hair on your face?

Where else would you have facial hair but on your face. If it was on your genitals it would be pubic hair. Yes, I grow hairs on my chin and neck and tweeze them off regularly.

Answer to What would you do for a million dollars?

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:17:49 -0800

What would you do for a million dollars?

I am not motivated by money. Money would not bring me happiness.

Answer to If you could take 1 thing into your coffin with you, what would you take?

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:16:38 -0800

If you could take 1 thing into your coffin with you, what would you take?

I have no plans to die. I want to live forever.

Answer to Hey, Wheres the cream filling?

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 18:56:51 -0800

Hey, Wheres the cream filling?

Inside one of those tasty Chocolate Hostess Cupcakes.

Answer to What is your favourite sandwich filling?

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 18:47:57 -0800

What is your favourite sandwich filling?

I like turkey breast, cheese, lettuce, shredded carrots a bit of mayo on some nice toasted bread.

Answer to I am planning to have children and would like your input on some names for boys and girls. Unique ones. Thanks!

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 18:37:14 -0800

I am planning to have children and would like your input on some names for boys and girls. Unique ones. Thanks!

The names of my cats are Jason Beanie Nellie Mystie I would not endorse that you give these names to children but they work good with cats.

Answer to Can postal workers refuse to deliver mail in cold weather?

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 18:34:33 -0800

Can postal workers refuse to deliver mail in cold weather?

Personally, if they brought my mail on just Monday, Wednesday and Friday, I would be happy. They could save salaries and fuel by only coming every other day. This would help them stay warm on the day in between deliveries.

Answer to How can i get my husband to take a shower? he goes at lest 4,5 days without bathing.

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 18:30:28 -0800

How can i get my husband to take a shower? he goes at lest 4,5 days without bathing.

I can't believe this is Gary. Is there a water shortage in your town? Are you just saying this to be funny? I sure hope so.

Answer to Would you rather have been born a boy than a girl ? or girl than a boy?

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 18:21:27 -0800

Would you rather have been born a boy than a girl ? or girl than a boy?

I like being female. Even though I want to lop off my breasts because of pre-menstrual tenderness... I still like being a woman.

Answer to What is moot?

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 18:16:56 -0800

What is moot?

I told my mother that something was a "moot point" and she asked me if that was anything like "Power Point". I could not believe how weird that question was. Can you name a popular song where the word "moot" is sung in the lyrics??

Answer to My child wants me to have a baby brother or sister for them, but I dont want anymore children. What is the best way to tell my child I REALLY dont want any more children without upsetting them?

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 18:02:57 -0800

My child wants me to have a baby brother or sister for them, but I dont want anymore children. What is the best way to tell my child I REALLY dont want any more children without upsetting them?

You know the expression, be careful what you ask for, you just might get it? Well, my baby brother has been the reason for no peace in the family since he was born 36 years ago. You don't owe your child any explanation. Just don't have another child, it's as simple as that. ...

Answer to What's the best way to frame a person you dislike, as in embarrass them?

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 17:47:00 -0800

What's the best way to frame a person you dislike, as in embarrass them?

I don't believe in trying to embarrass anyone because when they get you back it will be ten times as worse. Just forget why you don't like them in the first place and move on. You will be a better person for it.

Answer to What do you think of the 'NASA Love triangle'? Is it true? Female astronauts. Kidnap or murder. Really.

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 17:35:50 -0800

What do you think of the 'NASA Love triangle'? Is it true? Female astronauts. Kidnap or murder. Really.

I think that "fatal attration" kind of stuff like this happens more than we would like to admit. Just the thought of driving with a diaper on so she would not have to stop to take a bathroom break is a sign that she is an Astro-Nut. There is no man in the world worth killing over. I...

Answer to What is your favorite Charlton Heston film?

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 17:28:10 -0800

What is your favorite Charlton Heston film?

I personally love him in Soylent Green. I think it is dreadful that more people don't appreciate his contributions as a fine actor. Forget about all his NRA gun waving involvement and give the old dude some credit for his fine work before he dies.

Answer to Who would win in a fistfight? Paris Hilton or Britney Spears?

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 17:22:39 -0800

Who would win in a fistfight? Paris Hilton or Britney Spears?

What kind of fight would they have anyway? Battle of the Pantyless Crotch Photo??

Answer to I was in an 8 yr relationship with a wonderful man. The only reason I left him was because my family would never have approved of him since he was from a different religion. do u think interfaith relationships work?

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 17:07:03 -0800

I was in an 8 yr relationship with a wonderful man. The only reason I left him was because my family would never have approved of him since he was from a different religion. do u think interfaith relationships work?

Okay, let me get this straight. You are an adult, over 18 years of age I would presume. This man was good enough to date, hang out with, screw, whatever for 8 years. Now all of a sudden you are so concerned with what your parents think? Did you parents come back from the dead or did you have a...

Answer to Would you if you had baby boy get him circumsized? why or why not?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 20:57:22 -0800

Would you if you had baby boy get him circumsized? why or why not?

No, I would not do it. Just like I would not pierce a baby girls ears, I would not slice a foreskin off an infant's penis. My husband wants his foreskin back, he was robbed.

Answer to Do you think Lindor Truffles are better than sex?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 20:53:06 -0800

Do you think Lindor Truffles are better than sex?

Yes, only the dark ones though.

Answer to See ya'll I'm leaving AB. FreshApples is gone! I'll stop in every month or so, but I got a plan that don't pertain to Answerbag so bye everybody!

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 20:45:20 -0800

See ya'll I'm leaving AB. FreshApples is gone! I'll stop in every month or so, but I got a plan that don't pertain to Answerbag so bye everybody!

I think this is bull and is not the real FreshApples but just my humble opinion.

Answer to What's your favorite sublime song?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 20:40:01 -0800

What's your favorite sublime song?

Pawn Shop & What I Got

Answer to If I didn't get my w2 from one certain employer, will I be able to get that one specific w2 form from th IRS in order to file my income taxes.

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 20:35:27 -0800

If I didn't get my w2 from one certain employer, will I be able to get that one specific w2 form from th IRS in order to file my income taxes.

Did you move since working for that employer? They really should have sent you one. Even the jerks I worked for two weeks for sent me one on time. Call that former employer up and ask them where they sent the W2.

Answer to If you saw a suitcase with a $1,000,000 in it; and no one was around, would you take it?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 20:23:19 -0800

If you saw a suitcase with a $1,000,000 in it; and no one was around, would you take it?

The suitcase was not my property and I don't touch it. If I find a dime on the floor of a store, I bring it to the closest cashier. That is just me, God is watching me like a big eye in the sky.

Answer to What is the largest age difference YOU would personally have between you and someone you dated seriously or were contemplating marrying? Are you male or female, and who is older, or does it matter?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 20:14:05 -0800

What is the largest age difference YOU would personally have between you and someone you dated seriously or were contemplating marrying? Are you male or female, and who is older, or does it matter?

My first boyfriend was 7 years older than me. I was 18 and he was 25, it was not a good thing. I don't think I would ever consider anyone more than 5 years older or 5 years younger. My husband is 9 months older than me and we get along great.

Answer to My Girlfriend broke my heart. So I broke her_____________.

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 20:05:45 -0800

My Girlfriend broke my heart. So I broke her_____________.

hymen?

Answer to I have a girlfriend i dont go to her school dont see her more than a couple of times a week. how do i know she isnt cheating on me? and how do i control how she acts around other guys?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 20:02:00 -0800

I have a girlfriend i dont go to her school dont see her more than a couple of times a week. how do i know she isnt cheating on me? and how do i control how she acts around other guys?

You sound like a "control" freak. You better start treating her with more trust or she will be out of your life quicker than two shakes of a lamb's tail.

Answer to What's your idea of hell?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 19:59:14 -0800

What's your idea of hell?

A day without AnswerBag.

Answer to Does the toilet in your house have a separate room, or is it located in the bathroom?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 19:57:28 -0800

Does the toilet in your house have a separate room, or is it located in the bathroom?

I still have to go out back to the shack and do my business.

Answer to What did you do on 01/01/00?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 19:44:46 -0800

What did you do on 01/01/00?

I honestly cannot remember, I seems very long ago. I think I was waiting for the world to end with all the Y2K baloney going around.

Answer to If someone attacked you or tried to kidnap you, what would be the first thing you would do?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 19:43:51 -0800

If someone attacked you or tried to kidnap you, what would be the first thing you would do?

I would tell them my loved ones would never pay the ransom and that they are making a big mistake with me, I can drive anyone crazy with my flapping gums.

Answer to How can I convince my dad to get me a chihuahua? I've been waiting for years!

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 19:29:27 -0800

How can I convince my dad to get me a chihuahua? I've been waiting for years!

After the crap he pulled on you with your last dog, I would not want to subject myself to more heartbreak. He is lucky that you are not evil like me. If someone gave away my beloved pet, I would have been plotting their miserable last years in the dirtiest of nursing homes imaginable.

Answer to What happens to lost luggage that is never claimed by anyone?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 19:28:02 -0800

What happens to lost luggage that is never claimed by anyone?

I think the people who work at the airport must cast lots like the Roman soliders did with Jesus garments.

Answer to Why do airlines overbook flights?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 19:25:52 -0800

Why do airlines overbook flights?

I think they just like to fly full so they bite off more than they can chew figuring a few people will not make it to the airport on time.

Answer to What do you think of someone dying from wearing a seatbelt? (It's happened, go look it up)

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 19:18:24 -0800

What do you think of someone dying from wearing a seatbelt? (It's happened, go look it up)

I would rather have people commenting about how my liver got lacerated from a seat belt rather than how they found me in a ditch several feet away from my car after I was launched through the windshield. At least I obeyed the law of New York State when I died.

Answer to What happens if you feed a tablet of Alka Seltzer to a seagull?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 19:10:55 -0800

What happens if you feed a tablet of Alka Seltzer to a seagull?

I gave seagulls actual left over bread at the parking lot at work. One of them thanked me by taking a dump on the trunk of my car. I would never feed anything like an Alka Seltzer to an animal. Sounds sadistic. When I was a little kid, I was fascinated with Alka Seltzer. I would take them...

Answer to Which do you like, Pepsi or Coke?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 19:08:15 -0800

Which do you like, Pepsi or Coke?

How did this question end up under HUMAN BIOLOGY? You can take the paint off metal with both, I don't believe these substances should regularly be put inside the human body.

Answer to Complete: I don't know how to ______.

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 19:06:41 -0800

Complete: I don't know how to ______.

play chess.

Answer to Why do people act wrongly?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 19:05:50 -0800

Why do people act wrongly?

Fear, selfishness, greed, egotism, opportunity, the list could go on and on.

Answer to In your opinion what is the worst thing someone can do to you?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 19:05:05 -0800

In your opinion what is the worst thing someone can do to you?

Actually, I also think it is terrible to give somone negative points on a question or an answer and not have the decency to leave a comment on why this was done. It's a cowards way to do this.

Answer to In your opinion what is the worst thing someone can do to you?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 18:58:51 -0800

In your opinion what is the worst thing someone can do to you?

Infect you with a deadly disease on purpose.

Answer to Can your future employers call your employers in the past and ask them about you and why you don't work there anymore?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:00:39 -0800

Can your future employers call your employers in the past and ask them about you and why you don't work there anymore?

Sure, if the place is still in business. They are not supposed to do anything but verify your dates of employment because anything in excess of that could amount to slander. This is true in New York State.

Answer to Whats a nickname you've been given?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:50:36 -0800

Whats a nickname you've been given?

Nooney, Mouse, Mousie, Wendofus, Wendy-Poo, Foxy, Wendala, Vendy.. depends on the person and how creative they are. My favorite, Wendora

Answer to Whats a nickname you've been given?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:50:34 -0800

Whats a nickname you've been given?

Nooney, Mouse, Mousie, Wendofus, Wendy-Poo, Foxy, Wendala, Vendy.. depends on the person and how creative they are. My favorite, Wendora

Answer to What filling out a job application do you have to put all of your previous jobs on there?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:47:35 -0800

What filling out a job application do you have to put all of your previous jobs on there?

Hopefully, your resume would be a more complete picture of the kind of background and skills along with dates of employment. God help me if I try to cram all that information into tiny little boxes on a form. What I love is when they ask you what year you graduated from schools. This will give...

Answer to Is the word "NO" negative to you?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:00:30 -0800

Is the word "NO" negative to you?

If I ask somoene if they hate me and they answer... "No", then it is positive. Just depends greatly on the question asked before the response "No" is given. There is some chick who says you should never start a sentence on the telephone with the word "No". So...

Answer to What do you think of all these celebrities adopting children from different countries, do you agree with it or not?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:58:18 -0800

What do you think of all these celebrities adopting children from different countries, do you agree with it or not?

Look, I don't desire any children of my own, let alone adopt someone elses. If they have the love, time, desire and money to raise a child already on this planet, good for them. Most will continue to expose them to their "heritage" so they can be connected with their...

Answer to How can I convince everybody that I am right and they are wrong?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:56:01 -0800

How can I convince everybody that I am right and they are wrong?

All you have to do is point a loaded gun at everybody and they will think you are the most brillant and correct person that ever walked the face of the earth. After your arrest and incarceration, they may think differently.

Answer to Is there more than one way to spell your name?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:42:59 -0800

Is there more than one way to spell your name?

If you want to be a jerk and deprive the kid of keychains, pens and tiny bike license plates. Wendy- Most Common Wendi Wendie My sister-in-law had her name legally changed as a teenager from Robin to Robynne. If you are going to change your name, make it something else, why corrupt...

Answer to What ABers would you consider to be in the ab elite?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:40:20 -0800

What ABers would you consider to be in the ab elite?

My two favorites who always tell it like it is.. Stableboy Auntie Em

Answer to Would you rather hear the Honest Truth, or a Good Lie?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 19:56:41 -0800

Would you rather hear the Honest Truth, or a Good Lie?

I'd rather you hurt me honestly than mislead me with a lie.... Dan Hill "Sometimes When We Touch"

Answer to I was told Michelinas frozen dinners contained MSG, do you konw if this is true or not?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 19:51:33 -0800

I was told Michelinas frozen dinners contained MSG, do you konw if this is true or not?

Bob, don't be so lazy. With a last name like yours you just can't boil up some pasta and whip up a nice red sauce to go over it? Sprinkle with a little grated cheese? Let your creative juices flow in the kitchen like they do in the bedroom.

Answer to Is there anything wrong with me if i dont want to go outside for anything cause of the cold?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 19:36:13 -0800

Is there anything wrong with me if i dont want to go outside for anything cause of the cold?

I think your nuts "froze off" today. I don't blame you for not wanting to go out "nutless".

Answer to I'm 17. Can I just walk into a drugstore and buy condoms?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 19:32:37 -0800

I'm 17. Can I just walk into a drugstore and buy condoms?

I think there are vending machines in mens restrooms that sell condoms. All us women get is a Tampax for a quarter.

Answer to Have you ever accidentally set something on fire?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 19:29:22 -0800

Have you ever accidentally set something on fire?

I doubt it was accidental, you know, the magnifying glass on the leaf outside at recess many moons ago.

Answer to What are some things that might cause one's eyes to hurt?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 19:18:04 -0800

What are some things that might cause one's eyes to hurt?

Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle BB gun with a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time You'll shoot your eye out!

Answer to What is your favorite website?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 19:14:21 -0800

What is your favorite website?

I feel a Chubby Daddy attack in the making.

Answer to Parents; do you ever hear your teens masturbating in their rooms? (any noise they make, bed squeezing, moaning, etc) Do you do anything about it? How does that make you feel?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 19:12:18 -0800

Parents; do you ever hear your teens masturbating in their rooms? (any noise they make, bed squeezing, moaning, etc) Do you do anything about it? How does that make you feel?

Sorry, can't help you, don't have any kids. I do have a 10 year old male altered cat that likes to hump a grey sweater right in front of me. His little red rocket comes out and then he licks it. I try to ignore this behavior for the most part. My other three cats don't...

Answer to Why do people have flings with others, when they are in love with someone (the ex) else but are not currently dating that someone? I really need to understand this; why I did this...

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 19:07:20 -0800

Why do people have flings with others, when they are in love with someone (the ex) else but are not currently dating that someone? I really need to understand this; why I did this...

Honey, if you don't know what make you tick, how in the world do you expect anyone else to come up with an answer?

Answer to Opinion: Are people like ALANPRO777 going to be allowed to be Nazis and express their views on Answerbag?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 19:00:55 -0800

Opinion: Are people like ALANPRO777 going to be allowed to be Nazis and express their views on Answerbag?

If Atheists, Satanists and Jehovah's Witnesses are allowed here, who's to stop a Nazi? *spelling corrected.... Did you here the one about the dyslexic Atheist who didn't believe in dog?

Answer to Where do I get a US Passport? I live in the US.

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:59:06 -0800

Where do I get a US Passport? I live in the US.

You can also head down to the County Clerk's office and apply for a US Passport. Their fees for photos and filing are considerably less than the good old USPS. Don't be planning any drug runs to Mexico my bud, I am keeping a close eye on you now.

Answer to How long do the withdrawl symptoms last after smoking weed for 10 years on a regular basis?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:51:16 -0800

How long do the withdrawl symptoms last after smoking weed for 10 years on a regular basis?

I could not tell you, I never smoked weed. My brother on the other hand was a major pothead. He can't afford it and just smokes tobacco now which is "legal" but still bad for his health. When you start to "jones" for the drug, eat some carrots or chew some gum or run...

Answer to How do you get the devil out of your heart after he has taken root there?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:31:30 -0800

How do you get the devil out of your heart after he has taken root there?

http://www.watchtower.org/library/w/2001/9/1/article_02.htm Here is an article that will answer your question seriously. Lot's of "devil" questions today.

Answer to Can some of you adults answer my question in the adult section? Please, thanks.

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:24:58 -0800

Can some of you adults answer my question in the adult section? Please, thanks.

What is the adult section? I never leave the home page really.

Answer to Is it possible to sell your soul to the devil in a dream?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:21:44 -0800

Is it possible to sell your soul to the devil in a dream?

Anything is possible in a dream. What you are describing sounds more like a nightmare.

Answer to What is the term for a tree that loses its leaves in winter?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:21:14 -0800

What is the term for a tree that loses its leaves in winter?

Naked tree.

Answer to True story: What would you do if a friend showed up to your house and pulled out a quarter pound of cocaine, and a bunch of other narcotics all bagged up individually, and then asked what they should do with them?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:18:23 -0800

True story: What would you do if a friend showed up to your house and pulled out a quarter pound of cocaine, and a bunch of other narcotics all bagged up individually, and then asked what they should do with them?

First I would have to get a friend for them to show up at my house.

Answer to What can you do if you have missed your calling?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:16:30 -0800

What can you do if you have missed your calling?

Listen harder the next evening and you won't miss supper. Woof!

Answer to How was your day?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:11:31 -0800

How was your day?

I had a case of "The Monday's".

Answer to What would be a perfect day for you? The who, what, when, where, and why of it all.

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:09:40 -0800

What would be a perfect day for you? The who, what, when, where, and why of it all.

Not having to get out of bed. But that is sort of impossible because I have to go to bathroom, kitchen, etcetera. A perfect day just does not exist.

Answer to What do you say when you answer the phone?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:08:04 -0800

What do you say when you answer the phone?

Hello, City Morgue... you kill em' we chill em'. This is better than my previous response.

Answer to What is your opinion on global warming is it natural, a result of pollution or a combination of both?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:07:07 -0800

What is your opinion on global warming is it natural, a result of pollution or a combination of both?

It's just sign that man is ruining the earth... But the nations became wrathful, and your own wrath came, and the appointed time for the dead to be judged, and to give [their] reward to your slaves the prophets and to the holy ones and to those fearing your name, the small and the great,...

Answer to If you could have superpowers, what kind of powers would you chose?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:04:13 -0800

If you could have superpowers, what kind of powers would you chose?

I would like to find this Chubb Daddy person and string him up by his short curly ones. LOL

Answer to I am in a dilemma - what would be an affordable,painless alternative to get rd of unwanted body-hair safely? waxing can hurt,tweezing is painful,sugaring is simliar to waxing even though the claims are positive,electrolysis is too time-consuming and pricy

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:58:16 -0800

I am in a dilemma - what would be an affordable,painless alternative to get rd of unwanted body-hair safely? waxing can hurt,tweezing is painful,sugaring is simliar to waxing even though the claims are positive,electrolysis is too time-consuming and pricy

I live with the hair that I don't shave or tweeze. If you would see the rest of me, the hair isn't so bad.

Answer to Have you ever just left everything behind and started over fresh? What was it like?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:55:26 -0800

Have you ever just left everything behind and started over fresh? What was it like?

It would be cool to ask Abraham and Sarah what it felt like to leave the city of Ur and to go and live in tents.

Answer to If you could hang out with any famous person. who would it be?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:51:57 -0800

If you could hang out with any famous person. who would it be?

The idea doesn't even appeal to me. There is no one that I really like that much, sad isn't it?

Answer to Quaker Oats or Cream of Wheat?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:41:41 -0800

Quaker Oats or Cream of Wheat?

If I am going to eat something that has the consistency of "spackle" it better be good. I pass on the Quaker and Cream of Wheat for a bowl of full bodied McCann's Irish Oatmeal.

Answer to Do you think those who download and watch child porn should get more severe punishment than the child molesters who upload and sell them?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:22:57 -0800

Do you think those who download and watch child porn should get more severe punishment than the child molesters who upload and sell them?

I think anyone who promotes, produces or purchases child porn are all guilty in the same respect and should be dealt with the same way. They should be locked up and the key thrown away.

Answer to Do you wear underwear?

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:21:07 -0800

Do you wear underwear?

Pale yellow right now.

Answer to Would you kill a pedophile if you had the chance?

Sun, 04 Feb 2007 18:10:48 -0800

Would you kill a pedophile if you had the chance?

Nope, I leave it up to God to handle such things.