Answerbag: mrgreyskies's answers

Answer to Did anyone else get a really silly jumper , bought or knitted for them , for xmas?

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:52:25 -0800

Did anyone else get a really silly jumper , bought or knitted for them , for xmas?

A K

Answer to The dvd / cd drawers on my HP PC won't open . Any idea as to what's wrong or how to troubleshoot?

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:51:42 -0800

The dvd / cd drawers on my HP PC won't open . Any idea as to what's wrong or how to troubleshoot?

your computer's fed up with Oasis

Answer to If a picture is worth a thousand words how much is a video worth?

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:21:23 -0800

If a picture is worth a thousand words how much is a video worth?

what's a video?

Answer to My record collection consists of everything from The Sex Pistols to Earth,Wind and Fire !! Yours?

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:13:25 -0800

My record collection consists of everything from The Sex Pistols to Earth,Wind and Fire !! Yours?

what? nothing from A-D or T-Z

Answer to Do you think dogs ever look back on their puppyhood?

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:11:04 -0800

Do you think dogs ever look back on their puppyhood?

damn! That must be why Daffy keeps poopin' on my bed

Answer to If someone registers my ipod on their account they can put their music onto my ipod. Can they take music off mine?

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:07:18 -0800

If someone registers my ipod on their account they can put their music onto my ipod. Can they take music off mine?

Don't worry, nobody's going to take music off of your iPod

Answer to Can a monkey be trained to do your job?

Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:42:33 -0700

Can a monkey be trained to do your job?

a monkey would be over-qualified; more likely a donkey.

Answer to How bad is it to comfort yourself w/ice cream when you're sad/angry/stressed? I've noticed myself doing this... never binging, just doing it.

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:34:24 -0700

How bad is it to comfort yourself w/ice cream when you're sad/angry/stressed? I've noticed myself doing this... never binging, just doing it.

if it feels good, do it (within reason)

Answer to How many ladies have cheated on the partners

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:25:08 -0700

How many ladies have cheated on the partners

loads

Answer to Is 'the force' strong within you?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:21:48 -0700

Is 'the force' strong within you?

yes, I had a curry last night

Answer to Can you become a wolf if you get bit by one?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:20:06 -0700

Can you become a wolf if you get bit by one?

No; but if you get sat on by an elephant you'll become a duckbill flatypus

Answer to The kitty litter I just bought says "Not for human consumption". Is this really necessary?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:10:32 -0700

The kitty litter I just bought says "Not for human consumption". Is this really necessary?

yeah, apparently it doesn't taste very nice

Answer to What is the opposite word of decline?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:07:29 -0700

What is the opposite word of decline?

accept

Answer to What is the cutest dog breed? (You may post pics too)

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:02:15 -0700

What is the cutest dog breed? (You may post pics too)

Boxers

Answer to Have you seen the documentary Maxed Out?

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 22:44:57 -0700

Have you seen the documentary Maxed Out?

No

Answer to Did anyone watch the game between the Cowboys and the Bills tonight?

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 22:43:56 -0700

Did anyone watch the game between the Cowboys and the Bills tonight?

I didn't. Was it good?

Answer to Last week I was cycling my bike into Town at four o'clock in the morning and I saw a homeless person eating out of discarded KFC boxes from the night before. If you ever see anything like this does it put life into perspective for you?

Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:02:43 -0700

Last week I was cycling my bike into Town at four o'clock in the morning and I saw a homeless person eating out of discarded KFC boxes from the night before. If you ever see anything like this does it put life into perspective for you?

at least he wasn't stupid enough to pay for it.

Answer to Hey! What are you doing here?!

Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:56:32 -0700

Hey! What are you doing here?!

Hey! the same as you!

Answer to Who else agrees with me that Bob Dylan was/is overrated?

Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:54:19 -0700

Who else agrees with me that Bob Dylan was/is overrated?

me neither

Answer to What is your favorite shade of blue?

Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:53:21 -0700

What is your favorite shade of blue?

royal

Answer to Marion Jones has admitted to steroid use before the 2000 Sydney Olympics. your thoughts?

Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:52:07 -0700

Marion Jones has admitted to steroid use before the 2000 Sydney Olympics. your thoughts?

life ban

Answer to Come on! What's taking so long?!

Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:51:28 -0700

Come on! What's taking so long?!

I have OCD

Answer to Are you into designer labels when you shop?

Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:47:46 -0700

Are you into designer labels when you shop?

avoid them like the plague

Answer to At what age do you feel you reached mental maturity? ie, you KNEW you were an adult and not a kid.

Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:10:41 -0700

At what age do you feel you reached mental maturity? ie, you KNEW you were an adult and not a kid.

48

Answer to What is at the end of your "long and winding road"?

Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:46:16 -0700

What is at the end of your "long and winding road"?

a 'T' junction

Answer to Why do people post questions on AB that would be super easy to research somewhere else?

Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:43:52 -0700

Why do people post questions on AB that would be super easy to research somewhere else?

'cause it's more fun

Answer to Have you ever been to Disneyland, Paris? I have and thought it was great.

Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:42:52 -0700

Have you ever been to Disneyland, Paris? I have and thought it was great.

no I haven't, but I'm glad you liked it.

Answer to What’s your favorite kind of wood?

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:36:46 -0700

What’s your favorite kind of wood?

Edward Woodward

Answer to What do you think of this statement: please keep your order ouy of my chaos?

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 23:52:56 -0700

What do you think of this statement: please keep your order ouy of my chaos?

good one

Answer to Online jobs opportunities?

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 23:52:26 -0700

Online jobs opportunities?

is this an advert?

Answer to When you take a bath with soap do all the germs stay there?

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 23:50:10 -0700

When you take a bath with soap do all the germs stay there?

don't even think about it; take a shower.

Answer to Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 23:47:28 -0700

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?

the last page is blank.

Answer to I need a home oil treatment for my girlfriends dry and color damaged hair, could olive oil work?

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 23:44:15 -0700

I need a home oil treatment for my girlfriends dry and color damaged hair, could olive oil work?

dunno, try it.

Answer to On a scale of 1 to 10, how bored are you right now?

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 23:41:11 -0700

On a scale of 1 to 10, how bored are you right now?

One. Remember, only the boring get bored.

Answer to If you had a Wookie, what would you name it?

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 23:37:19 -0700

If you had a Wookie, what would you name it?

if it was a boy - Dick a girl - Deirdre

Answer to Would you agree that the present system on AnswerBag encourages quantity rather than quality in the asking and answering of questions?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:10:15 -0700

Would you agree that the present system on AnswerBag encourages quantity rather than quality in the asking and answering of questions?

quantity; bring it on!

Answer to What do you live for in life? Money or power or love or happiness or pride, Don't say all, select one.

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:07:01 -0700

What do you live for in life? Money or power or love or happiness or pride, Don't say all, select one.

happiness, peace and quiet...aaaaahhhh

Answer to WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT YOUR NEIGHBOUR?

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:02:57 -0700

WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT YOUR NEIGHBOUR?

my neighbours are perfect (just in case they're reading this)

Answer to What's the fastest you have ever driven barefoot

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:57:16 -0700

What's the fastest you have ever driven barefoot

about 10 mph. It just feels weird. I've driven at 50 mph without any pants on.

Answer to What do you say I moved to New York and find the love of my life?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:54:50 -0700

What do you say I moved to New York and find the love of my life?

are you saying, you've moved to New York and found the love of your life? If so, well done.

Answer to Who are the "bad guys" i so often hear about?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:42:49 -0700

Who are the "bad guys" i so often hear about?

Darth Vader Capt. Hook Auric Goldfinger Dr. Evil

Answer to Do all cockroaches fly?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:12:07 -0700

Do all cockroaches fly?

they can fly ! aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Answer to What do worms eat?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:06:54 -0700

What do worms eat?

houmous...sorry humus.

Answer to Who would win in a fight a caveman or an astronaunt?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:04:53 -0700

Who would win in a fight a caveman or an astronaunt?

caveman. By the time the astronaut had got out of his suit the caveman would've clubbed him to death.

Answer to Should smokers or obese people be denied elective surgery until they change their lifestyle?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:02:23 -0700

Should smokers or obese people be denied elective surgery until they change their lifestyle?

yes. Take the consequences of your actions.

Answer to Do you think a person can function well as a christian without going to church or groups?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:59:22 -0700

Do you think a person can function well as a christian without going to church or groups?

absolutely.

Answer to What is you opinion on the latest comment from Pope Benedict XVI on the Catholic Church being THE ONLY real church?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:48:50 -0700

What is you opinion on the latest comment from Pope Benedict XVI on the Catholic Church being THE ONLY real church?

if that's what he wants to think. My friend Herbert is 45 years old, never had a girlfriend and thinks he's a babe magnet.

Answer to Did you catch frogs and toads as a kid?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:42:52 -0700

Did you catch frogs and toads as a kid?

yes and chicken pox

Answer to Why does a small percentage of people ask such offensive questions? What is inside of these people with these thoughts? so scary they live in our world, what do you think?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:41:45 -0700

Why does a small percentage of people ask such offensive questions? What is inside of these people with these thoughts? so scary they live in our world, what do you think?

because they're offensive people?

Answer to What are the biggest strengths you bring to your employer?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:33:19 -0700

What are the biggest strengths you bring to your employer?

I do as I'm told for a pittance

Answer to Two close friends tell me that when I was in my last relationship I changed and became different. I feel I was just not as available to them when they need to emotionally offload as I had been for 10 years before. Do I try and explain or just leave it?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:23:56 -0700

Two close friends tell me that when I was in my last relationship I changed and became different. I feel I was just not as available to them when they need to emotionally offload as I had been for 10 years before. Do I try and explain or just leave it?

leave it. Tell your friends to look up 'relationship' in a dictionary...oh and while they're there, look up friend as well.

Answer to What are some names of hot guys? like names of guys who are really hot

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:35:16 -0700

What are some names of hot guys? like names of guys who are really hot

Julian, Rupert, Alphonse, Jeremy; oh yeah! and Clint

Answer to Have you ever stood outside someone's house and serenaded them?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:13:19 -0700

Have you ever stood outside someone's house and serenaded them?

last night, didn't you hear me? were you with someone else? you bastard!

Answer to Are liverpool the best football team in the world?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:09:42 -0700

Are liverpool the best football team in the world?

they think they are

Answer to What was the name of the Bond girl who was a transvestite?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:05:21 -0700

What was the name of the Bond girl who was a transvestite?

Plenty O'Toole

Answer to What type of cereal do you have at your house right now?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:52:12 -0700

What type of cereal do you have at your house right now?

muesli, mini wheats, coco snaps, frosted flakes, weetabix...I love cereal

Answer to What is the hottest body type? 1. Lean, cut, muscular, light-medium weight 2. Brawny, large, muscular, heavy weight 3. Skinny, unmuscular, light weight 4. Professional bodybuilder 5. Chubby 6. Obese

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:49:53 -0700

What is the hottest body type? 1. Lean, cut, muscular, light-medium weight 2. Brawny, large, muscular, heavy weight 3. Skinny, unmuscular, light weight 4. Professional bodybuilder 5. Chubby 6. Obese

normal

Answer to I'm 16, and im having a terrible time getting any girl at my high school, ive been so desprete i used products like phelure and it hasnt helped, im in great shape dress nice and im a good looking guy i just cant talk to girls at all...can anyone help me?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:48:50 -0700

I'm 16, and im having a terrible time getting any girl at my high school, ive been so desprete i used products like phelure and it hasnt helped, im in great shape dress nice and im a good looking guy i just cant talk to girls at all...can anyone help me?

do your own thing, be your own man; it'll happen when you least expect it.

Answer to If your friend was cheating on their significant other would you help them with their deception,(lies/alibis)? Or would you not get involved at all? Or perhaps give them an ultimatum to make it right or else? What would you do?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:45:11 -0700

If your friend was cheating on their significant other would you help them with their deception,(lies/alibis)? Or would you not get involved at all? Or perhaps give them an ultimatum to make it right or else? What would you do?

make my apologies and leave

Answer to Do i type verry goodly?

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 00:43:13 -0700

Do i type verry goodly?

no

Answer to Have you ever regretted confiding in someone? Did it make you more cautious, or did you ascribe it to a fluke and not let it affect your future trust?

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 14:08:35 -0700

Have you ever regretted confiding in someone? Did it make you more cautious, or did you ascribe it to a fluke and not let it affect your future trust?

trust no one

Answer to Are you ready to rock?

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 14:06:09 -0700

Are you ready to rock?

no, it's bedtime - good night.

Answer to In one word, what is the biggest diference between men and women ?(excluding the obvious physical attributes)

Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:07:25 -0700

In one word, what is the biggest diference between men and women ?(excluding the obvious physical attributes)

selfishness

Answer to If living creatures were discovered on Jupiter, what would you call them?

Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:04:59 -0700

If living creatures were discovered on Jupiter, what would you call them?

Aliens

Answer to Would you like to see an adult x-rated version of Sesame Street and what would you like to see in it ? See video in my answer for ideas .

Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:03:20 -0700

Would you like to see an adult x-rated version of Sesame Street and what would you like to see in it ? See video in my answer for ideas .

I'd like to see adult versions of a lot of kid's shows : Lost 24 Prison Break CSI The West Wing

Answer to Is Turquoise more a shade of blue or a shade of green?

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 13:18:43 -0700

Is Turquoise more a shade of blue or a shade of green?

I reckon green

Answer to What is the point of postcards ? Is it to gloat to friends and family about where you are?

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 13:17:49 -0700

What is the point of postcards ? Is it to gloat to friends and family about where you are?

some people's lives revolve around their vacations and they unfortunately think that we're interested too.

Answer to What's the best cure for hiccups?

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 15:00:24 -0700

What's the best cure for hiccups?

a spoonful of sugar (honest. This has nothing to do with Mary Poppins, it works for me).

Answer to Can you complete: US - doughnuts, France - Croissants, UK - ????/

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:12:29 -0700

Can you complete: US - doughnuts, France - Croissants, UK - ????/

Eccles cakes

Answer to Where do birds go to die?

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 06:12:15 -0700

Where do birds go to die?

a small northern California town. "Why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? They said when you got here, the whole thing started. Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from? I think you're the cause of all this. I think you're evil! EVIL!"

Answer to What happens at the end of the movie Next Friday? I haven't seen it yet...

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:54:26 -0700

What happens at the end of the movie Next Friday? I haven't seen it yet...

I presume that you are going to see it, as you say you haven't seen it YET, so why do you want to know how it ends?

Answer to Tanning bed or natural sun?

Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:51:19 -0700

Tanning bed or natural sun?

Stay in the shade

Answer to Paris Hilton's on TV, should I turn it off?

Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:47:20 -0700

Paris Hilton's on TV, should I turn it off?

who's Paris Hilton?

Answer to What type of toilet paper do you use?

Thu, 31 May 2007 14:37:01 -0700

What type of toilet paper do you use?

recycled

Answer to Do you question the social lives of the Answerbag top five of the week? Don't they have anything better to do?

Tue, 29 May 2007 13:10:03 -0700

Do you question the social lives of the Answerbag top five of the week? Don't they have anything better to do?

ouch!

Answer to Hey how many of you are above 35? ( i just want to know because i am only 20, and i see maximum of ppl who are below rank 1000 are above 35 or 40. plz don't downrate my question, i only want to know if AB is ruled by elder ppl. :)

Tue, 29 May 2007 13:08:39 -0700

Hey how many of you are above 35? ( i just want to know because i am only 20, and i see maximum of ppl who are below rank 1000 are above 35 or 40. plz don't downrate my question, i only want to know if AB is ruled by elder ppl. :)

Fifty-bleedin'-one. This is turning into a confessional...now where did I put my slippers and cup of warm milk.

Answer to There's a minor earthquake , what object do you dive towards first to stop hitting the floor?

Mon, 28 May 2007 11:40:46 -0700

There's a minor earthquake , what object do you dive towards first to stop hitting the floor?

my cup of tea

Answer to Do you like rocking chairs?

Mon, 28 May 2007 11:26:40 -0700

Do you like rocking chairs?

yeah, they ROCK! (sorry)

Answer to Why does the leaning tower lean?

Mon, 28 May 2007 11:24:56 -0700

Why does the leaning tower lean?

it was built on a Friday.

Answer to Why do bank holidays suck so much?

Mon, 28 May 2007 11:22:37 -0700

Why do bank holidays suck so much?

...only the boring get bored.

Answer to Is laughter really the best medicine?

Mon, 28 May 2007 11:21:36 -0700

Is laughter really the best medicine?

yes, laughter and bananas.

Answer to Married and hurting for someone else. Love my spouse, in love with my life long friend. He loves me to more than anything. Would marry me tommorrow. Have 4 kids, don't want to mess them up. Would miss my husband. I ache without him. pls. help.

Mon, 28 May 2007 11:10:18 -0700

Married and hurting for someone else. Love my spouse, in love with my life long friend. He loves me to more than anything. Would marry me tommorrow. Have 4 kids, don't want to mess them up. Would miss my husband. I ache without him. pls. help.

Oh my goodnes, I can't wait for a good christian to get hold of this one. In the meantime: are you selfish enough to possibly ruin your relationship with your children?

Answer to Do you take personal pride in being the first to answer a question?

Mon, 28 May 2007 10:57:36 -0700

Do you take personal pride in being the first to answer a question?

no, I find it quite daunting in case I've misunderstood the question (if it's a bit vague) and I've made a complete arse of myself.

Answer to What song by Toots and the Maytals is most liked by you?

Mon, 28 May 2007 04:46:48 -0700

What song by Toots and the Maytals is most liked by you?

54-46 thats my number monkey man

Answer to I heard my parents do it last night, how do I get over the mental agony?

Mon, 28 May 2007 01:29:29 -0700

I heard my parents do it last night, how do I get over the mental agony?

what were they doing?

Answer to Do these pants make me look fat?

Mon, 28 May 2007 01:24:38 -0700

Do these pants make me look fat?

no dear (crikey, that took me back)

Answer to After a property sells,the buyer discovers that the neighbors fence is 12 inches over the property line into his yard. This is an exampl of what?

Sun, 27 May 2007 13:27:00 -0700

After a property sells,the buyer discovers that the neighbors fence is 12 inches over the property line into his yard. This is an exampl of what?

bad luck

Answer to Poligamy? Pro or.... what?

Sun, 27 May 2007 13:18:01 -0700

Poligamy? Pro or.... what?

I just looked it up in the dictionary, it read : nightmare

Answer to Do you think they should have a 24 hour TV show just about anna nicole smith

Sun, 27 May 2007 13:12:27 -0700

Do you think they should have a 24 hour TV show just about anna nicole smith

no, don't be silly

Answer to I've just caught my girlfriend snogging my best mate so i'm going to ___________ .

Sun, 27 May 2007 13:10:59 -0700

I've just caught my girlfriend snogging my best mate so i'm going to ___________ .

...the seaside

Answer to Do bathing in milk helps in whitening?

Sun, 27 May 2007 13:09:02 -0700

Do bathing in milk helps in whitening?

I don't think so. Bathing in blackcurrant juice might turn you purple, that'd look nice.

Answer to Is it a must to use toner?

Sun, 27 May 2007 13:03:43 -0700

Is it a must to use toner?

doesn't it make your face black?

Answer to What would be one of the worst songs to play at someone's second wedding?

Sun, 27 May 2007 13:02:30 -0700

What would be one of the worst songs to play at someone's second wedding?

Nelly the Elephant

Answer to Is it immoral to rape a scarecrow? (A friend wants to know.)

Sun, 27 May 2007 12:56:20 -0700

Is it immoral to rape a scarecrow? (A friend wants to know.)

what on earth made you think of a thing like that?

Answer to Can postal workers, over the course of many years delivering mail, develop an unhealthy sexual attraction to mailboxes?

Sun, 27 May 2007 12:53:46 -0700

Can postal workers, over the course of many years delivering mail, develop an unhealthy sexual attraction to mailboxes?

what on earth made you think of a thing like that?

Answer to When blowing up a balloon do you know how to tie the end of the balloon?

Sun, 27 May 2007 12:27:55 -0700

When blowing up a balloon do you know how to tie the end of the balloon?

yep

Answer to You drive up to a T-Junction . If you turn left the skies are blue with a golden sun , turn right and you hit driving rain cascading from a slate grey sky . Which way do you turn?

Fri, 25 May 2007 13:41:24 -0700

You drive up to a T-Junction . If you turn left the skies are blue with a golden sun , turn right and you hit driving rain cascading from a slate grey sky . Which way do you turn?

Right. I'm a miserable bugger and I've run out of Factor 15

Answer to What is the best nonsexual turnon?

Thu, 24 May 2007 06:47:59 -0700

What is the best nonsexual turnon?

clean sheets

Answer to Whats the most moving film you've ever seen?

Thu, 24 May 2007 06:46:38 -0700

Whats the most moving film you've ever seen?

Howls Moving Castle

Answer to We have 3 chiIdren & I got nothing for mothers day from my husband...not even a happy mothers day.....what would your response be?

Thu, 24 May 2007 06:43:16 -0700

We have 3 chiIdren & I got nothing for mothers day from my husband...not even a happy mothers day.....what would your response be?

it's "Mother's" day