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Did anyone else get a really silly jumper , bought or knitted for them , for xmas?
A K
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The dvd / cd drawers on my HP PC won't open . Any idea as to what's wrong or how to troubleshoot?
your computer's fed up with Oasis
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If a picture is worth a thousand words how much is a video worth?
what's a video?
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My record collection consists of everything from The Sex Pistols to Earth,Wind and Fire !! Yours?
what? nothing from A-D or T-Z
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Do you think dogs ever look back on their puppyhood?
damn! That must be why Daffy keeps poopin' on my bed
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If someone registers my ipod on their account they can put their music onto my ipod. Can they take music off mine?
Don't worry, nobody's going to take music off of your iPod
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Can a monkey be trained to do your job?
a monkey would be over-qualified; more likely a donkey.
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How bad is it to comfort yourself w/ice cream when you're sad/angry/stressed? I've noticed myself doing this... never binging, just doing it.
if it feels good, do it (within reason)
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How many ladies have cheated on the partners
loads
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Is 'the force' strong within you?
yes, I had a curry last night
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Can you become a wolf if you get bit by one?
No; but if you get sat on by an elephant you'll become a duckbill flatypus
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The kitty litter I just bought says "Not for human consumption". Is this really necessary?
yeah, apparently it doesn't taste very nice
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What is the opposite word of decline?
accept
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What is the cutest dog breed? (You may post pics too)
Boxers
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Have you seen the documentary Maxed Out?
No
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Did anyone watch the game between the Cowboys and the Bills tonight?
I didn't. Was it good?
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Last week I was cycling my bike into Town at four o'clock in the morning and I saw a homeless person eating out of discarded KFC boxes from the night before. If you ever see anything like this does it put life into perspective for you?
at least he wasn't stupid enough to pay for it.
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Hey! What are you doing here?!
Hey! the same as you!
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Who else agrees with me that Bob Dylan was/is overrated?
me neither
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What is your favorite shade of blue?
royal
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Marion Jones has admitted to steroid use before the 2000 Sydney Olympics. your thoughts?
life ban
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Come on! What's taking so long?!
I have OCD
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Are you into designer labels when you shop?
avoid them like the plague
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At what age do you feel you reached mental maturity? ie, you KNEW you were an adult and not a kid.
48
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What is at the end of your "long and winding road"?
a 'T' junction
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Why do people post questions on AB that would be super easy to research somewhere else?
'cause it's more fun
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Have you ever been to Disneyland, Paris? I have and thought it was great.
no I haven't, but I'm glad you liked it.
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What’s your favorite kind of wood?
Edward Woodward
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What do you think of this statement: please keep your order ouy of my chaos?
good one
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Online jobs opportunities?
is this an advert?
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When you take a bath with soap do all the germs stay there?
don't even think about it; take a shower.
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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?
the last page is blank.
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I need a home oil treatment for my girlfriends dry and color damaged hair, could olive oil work?
dunno, try it.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how bored are you right now?
One. Remember, only the boring get bored.
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If you had a Wookie, what would you name it?
if it was a boy - Dick
a girl - Deirdre
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Would you agree that the present system on AnswerBag encourages quantity rather than quality in the asking and answering of questions?
quantity; bring it on!
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What do you live for in life? Money or power or love or happiness or pride, Don't say all, select one.
happiness, peace and quiet...aaaaahhhh
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WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT YOUR NEIGHBOUR?
my neighbours are perfect (just in case they're reading this)
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What's the fastest you have ever driven barefoot
about 10 mph. It just feels weird. I've driven at 50 mph without any pants on.
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What do you say I moved to New York and find the love of my life?
are you saying, you've moved to New York and found the love of your life? If so, well done.
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Who are the "bad guys" i so often hear about?
Darth Vader
Capt. Hook
Auric Goldfinger
Dr. Evil
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Do all cockroaches fly?
they can fly ! aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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What do worms eat?
houmous...sorry humus.
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Who would win in a fight a caveman or an astronaunt?
caveman. By the time the astronaut had got out of his suit the caveman would've clubbed him to death.
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Should smokers or obese people be denied elective surgery until they change their lifestyle?
yes. Take the consequences of your actions.
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Do you think a person can function well as a christian without going to church or groups?
absolutely.
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What is you opinion on the latest comment from Pope Benedict XVI on the Catholic Church being THE ONLY real church?
if that's what he wants to think. My friend Herbert is 45 years old, never had a girlfriend and thinks he's a babe magnet.
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Did you catch frogs and toads as a kid?
yes and chicken pox
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Why does a small percentage of people ask such offensive questions? What is inside of these people with these thoughts? so scary they live in our world, what do you think?
because they're offensive people?
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What are the biggest strengths you bring to your employer?
I do as I'm told for a pittance
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Two close friends tell me that when I was in my last relationship I changed and became different. I feel I was just not as available to them when they need to emotionally offload as I had been for 10 years before. Do I try and explain or just leave it?
leave it. Tell your friends to look up 'relationship' in a dictionary...oh and while they're there, look up friend as well.
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What are some names of hot guys? like names of guys who are really hot
Julian, Rupert, Alphonse, Jeremy; oh yeah! and Clint
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Have you ever stood outside someone's house and serenaded them?
last night, didn't you hear me? were you with someone else? you bastard!
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Are liverpool the best football team in the world?
they think they are
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What was the name of the Bond girl who was a transvestite?
Plenty O'Toole
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What type of cereal do you have at your house right now?
muesli, mini wheats, coco snaps, frosted flakes, weetabix...I love cereal
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I'm 16, and im having a terrible time getting any girl at my high school, ive been so desprete i used products like phelure and it hasnt helped, im in great shape dress nice and im a good looking guy i just cant talk to girls at all...can anyone help me?
do your own thing, be your own man; it'll happen when you least expect it.
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If your friend was cheating on their significant other would you help them with their deception,(lies/alibis)? Or would you not get involved at all? Or perhaps give them an ultimatum to make it right or else? What would you do?
make my apologies and leave
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Do i type verry goodly?
no
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Have you ever regretted confiding in someone? Did it make you more cautious, or did you ascribe it to a fluke and not let it affect your future trust?
trust no one
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Are you ready to rock?
no, it's bedtime - good night.
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In one word, what is the biggest diference between men and women ?(excluding the obvious physical attributes)
selfishness
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If living creatures were discovered on Jupiter, what would you call them?
Aliens
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Would you like to see an adult x-rated version of Sesame Street and what would you like to see in it ? See video in my answer for ideas .
I'd like to see adult versions of a lot of kid's shows :
Lost
24
Prison Break
CSI
The West Wing
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Is Turquoise more a shade of blue or a shade of green?
I reckon green
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What is the point of postcards ? Is it to gloat to friends and family about where you are?
some people's lives revolve around their vacations and they unfortunately think that we're interested too.
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What's the best cure for hiccups?
a spoonful of sugar (honest. This has nothing to do with Mary Poppins, it works for me).
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Can you complete: US - doughnuts, France - Croissants, UK - ????/
Eccles cakes
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Where do birds go to die?
a small northern California town.
"Why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? They said when you got here, the whole thing started. Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from? I think you're the cause of all this. I think you're evil! EVIL!"
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What happens at the end of the movie Next Friday? I haven't seen it yet...
I presume that you are going to see it, as you say you haven't seen it YET, so why do you want to know how it ends?
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Tanning bed or natural sun?
Stay in the shade
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Paris Hilton's on TV, should I turn it off?
who's Paris Hilton?
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What type of toilet paper do you use?
recycled
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Do you question the social lives of the Answerbag top five of the week? Don't they have anything better to do?
ouch!
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Hey how many of you are above 35? ( i just want to know because i am only 20, and i see maximum of ppl who are below rank 1000 are above 35 or 40. plz don't downrate my question, i only want to know if AB is ruled by elder ppl. :)
Fifty-bleedin'-one. This is turning into a confessional...now where did I put my slippers and cup of warm milk.
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There's a minor earthquake , what object do you dive towards first to stop hitting the floor?
my cup of tea
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Do you like rocking chairs?
yeah, they ROCK! (sorry)
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Why does the leaning tower lean?
it was built on a Friday.
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Why do bank holidays suck so much?
...only the boring get bored.
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Is laughter really the best medicine?
yes, laughter and bananas.
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Married and hurting for someone else. Love my spouse, in love with my life long friend. He loves me to more than anything. Would marry me tommorrow. Have 4 kids, don't want to mess them up. Would miss my husband. I ache without him. pls. help.
Oh my goodnes, I can't wait for a good christian to get hold of this one. In the meantime: are you selfish enough to possibly ruin your relationship with your children?
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Do you take personal pride in being the first to answer a question?
no, I find it quite daunting in case I've misunderstood the question (if it's a bit vague) and I've made a complete arse of myself.
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What song by Toots and the Maytals is most liked by you?
54-46 thats my number
monkey man
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I heard my parents do it last night, how do I get over the mental agony?
what were they doing?
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Do these pants make me look fat?
no dear (crikey, that took me back)
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After a property sells,the buyer discovers that the neighbors fence is 12 inches over the property line into his yard. This is an exampl of what?
bad luck
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Poligamy? Pro or.... what?
I just looked it up in the dictionary, it read : nightmare
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Do you think they should have a 24 hour TV show just about anna nicole smith
no, don't be silly
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I've just caught my girlfriend snogging my best mate so i'm going to ___________ .
...the seaside
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Do bathing in milk helps in whitening?
I don't think so. Bathing in blackcurrant juice might turn you purple, that'd look nice.
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Is it a must to use toner?
doesn't it make your face black?
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What would be one of the worst songs to play at someone's second wedding?
Nelly the Elephant
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Is it immoral to rape a scarecrow? (A friend wants to know.)
what on earth made you think of a thing like that?
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Can postal workers, over the course of many years delivering mail, develop an unhealthy sexual attraction to mailboxes?
what on earth made you think of a thing like that?
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When blowing up a balloon do you know how to tie the end of the balloon?
yep
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You drive up to a T-Junction . If you turn left the skies are blue with a golden sun , turn right and you hit driving rain cascading from a slate grey sky . Which way do you turn?
Right. I'm a miserable bugger and I've run out of Factor 15
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What is the best nonsexual turnon?
clean sheets
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Whats the most moving film you've ever seen?
Howls Moving Castle
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We have 3 chiIdren & I got nothing for mothers day from my husband...not even a happy mothers day.....what would your response be?
it's "Mother's" day
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Is diet coke any better than the regular?
no coke
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Whats your favorite nonalcoholic drink?
milk
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Do you agree that the bible, much like a skyscraper made of cheese, is just a bunch of stories that are hard to swallow?
I do agree, yes.
...a skyscraper made of cheese?
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Why is it raining on my birthday?
what goes around comes around
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What would you do to Osama Bin Laden?
grass him up
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Why aren't you dead yet?
you mean I'm not...yippee!
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I'm going to the FA CUP FINAL tomorrow and i'm like a little kid going to the zoo for the first time , how do i get to sleep?
listen to a recording of a Liverpool fan bangin' on about their history.
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Do you use the Google Personalized Home Page?
yeah, I like it
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Is it fair for me to be downrated by trolls , for one great answer and a good question that i have asked today?
just ignore the points, it's not a popularity competition (or is it?)
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If you drink tea, what kind, and how do you take it?
none. I want to taste the beverage not the sugar.
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Howcome if we 'talk to God' it's called praying but if 'God talks to us' we're considered nutty?
you're right, praying is nutty too.
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How could Jesus be the Son of God and the Son of Mary and Joseph?
god knows
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What can you say about marriages with big age differences?I am 22 and he is 43.He wants to mary me but I hesitate...
it's not right. Don't do it.
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Guys, does it intimidate you to date a woman taller than you?
it just doesn't look right. Don't do it.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Have you ever seen a chicken cross the road?...it's all lies.
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What do you think about Gene Simmons?
He's got a stupid name. What's wrong with Audrey Hepburn or Bette Davis?
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Is it weird I love Mondays?
not at all, you should embrace every day as if it is your last. That's made you feel better, eh!
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What is home to you?
my house
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Do you think Jesus is real
he used to be
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Do u think its cheap to recycle gifts?
Yes, very. I still do it though.
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DId you wait till marriage?
Yes. I'd never been battered before I got married.
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How do you keep from getting too comfortable in your faith?
put barbed wire in your knickers
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How many lakes can you name in the world?
Tilgate lake
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Since homosexuality is observed in animals in nature, how can Christians view it as a sin if it is a natural occurrence?
homosexual animals? give me some examples.
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Do you think mankind will survive through to the next century?
let's hope not, for the planet's sake.
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Which nationalites (other than your own countryfolk)do you find attractive?
French and Chinese
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Who do you think is the biggest jerk on T.V?
any gameshow host, especially Noel Edmonds, Chris Tarrant, Anne Robinson; you're not clever, you're all just very annoying!
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What comics did you buy as a child?
Hotspur, TV21, The Sun, The News of the World
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Did dick darstadly & mutley from wacky races ever win a race
they once had a bet involving Penelope Pitstop and Dick won.
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I'm a Postman and i get cheesed off with other postmen saying "don't go out yet".Is there a saying at your work that cheees you off?
Amadeus Amadeus
Thorn EMI de de de de de de de de
Ace Ace baby
W R V S it's fun to work at the W R V S-S
...and a variation - don't go out yet don't go out yet don't go out yet Figaro.
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Does "God" have a sense of humour? As some of his followers don't...
So many of god's followers are the most miserable individuals on the planet and there was me thinking they would be the happiest, seeing as they've got all the answers. What is it they know, that us happy people don't?
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Do any of you regularly read newspapers, or do you rely on electronic media to find out what's going on in the world?
No. Newspapers are just speculation and lies.I watch BBC News 24; the news readers are gorgeous.
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What kind of judge would you be?
A dog show judge
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If you don't like someone, do you tend to avoid or to undermine/hassle him or her?
Avoid
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How many hours of sleep do you get per day?
Five
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Are you a slave to money?
I'm not motivated by money. If you wanted to bribe me, money is not the only carrot you could dangle.
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Do you consider yourself to be “vanilla”, or kinky?
I had to go and look it up. Isn't the wonderful wonderful web a wonderful thing. Try to learn something new every day.
...oh yeah, the question.
Vanilla, open to offers.
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My new boyfriend has a weird habit of sitting with his eyes closed. Sometimes he won't answer me and gets upset if I say he is ignoring me.He won't look at me for more then a sec when we are intimate,says he knows what I look like. Whats up with that?
He's got pictures of Angelina Jolie tattooed on the inside of his eyelids.
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Will Man U win the Champions League?
they won't even make the final.
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Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, What the heck is Goofy?
a goof
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Some questions such as this one use very common words. After entering it in the "ask a question" field, many questions are shown (here 283): I would need a lot of time to check out if the question has already been asked. How would you lose this problem?
If it's not on the first page, just ask away.
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My man is always tired what can I do to liven him up.
have you tried a defibrillator?
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If suddenly we all became the same color, same sex (female, of course) and religion do you think the world would become a better.
Every other shop would be a shoe shop.
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Why do sea cucumbers vomit their intestines when threatened?
Is there a god? If so, why would he create a creature that vomits its own intestines?
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Love: What makes it last?
money
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Should i go get the girl
Yeah, go on, let's have a look.
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Do you put your feet up at the movie theater?
No. If I get too comfortable I fall asleep.
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Chelsea v Man utd 2007 FA CUP FINAL . The supporters of each team are getting 25,000 each , leaving 40,000 seats for " others " . I'm livid to put it bluntly . What do you lot think?
To put it bluntly, I'm livid too.
Who are these 'others'? Nicole Kidman and her kids?
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What is the worst allergy or phobia you could have and why?
oxygen
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What CD are you listerning to?
Funeral - Arcade Fire
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What do you do with the carrier bags you get from the supermarket once you have finished with them?
my delivery man recycles them for me.
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What are you going to be doing in the next hour?
going to bed. Goodnight.
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If toilet water swirls in one direction when flushed in the Northern hemisphere, and swirls in the opposite direction in the Southern hemisphere, what happens on the equator?
It's like sitting on a bidet.
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Am 18 tomorrow (YEY!), what should I do during the day?
Try to stay awake and breathe frequently. Also eat and drink at some point.
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What do you eat for breakfast
mini wheats
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What has 3 legs and a flat top?
Jake the Peg
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Do you think you'll live tommorrow?
It'd be nice, but nobody can guarantee it...nobody, you hear me! ha ha ha ha ha
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What's the best way to get over an addiction to caffeine? (diet coke)
stop drinking it.
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How many of you out there adore Turkish Delight like me?
only the chocolate covered variety.
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What is a "sausage-fest"?
a film starring Dirk Diggler
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Do you like sausage rolls? I made a yummy batch earlier today.
...with Daddies sauce
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Any tips for the Grand National?
leave it alone
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Do you feel sorry for the cave man of bondi?
no
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What do you think of Barry Scott the bloke from the Cillit bang adverts?
I thought he perished on the way back from the South Pole.
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Do you sit down or stand up to wipe your bottom?
stand
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What are Dogs?
The opposite of cats
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Do you like moving?
Yeah, it beats sitting around all day.
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Whats the one thing that never fails to make you laugh no matter what?
people tripping and falling over in the street ( as long as they don't hurt themselves. If they're just embarrassed that's hilarious)
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So tell me, what does the UK think about good ole George Bush?
I can't believe you actually voted for him.
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Would oral sex be better if our genitals were made out of chocolate?
maybe, but you could only do it to the same person once and they'd never talk to you again.
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Can I... touch you?
er...no
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How do you tell politely someone that you are uncomfortable sleeping with them cos you think they have an STD and they need to get checked.(saw suspicious looking rash on his privates, haven't slept with him yet and have been friends for about 5 years.
If you've been friends for five years, I think you should be able to point at the infected area and shout " what the hell is that!" without causing offense.
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Singwell asks the same type of question every time, citing an example and then a question asking if you've done/experienced something similar. Have you noticed this, and do you mind? (No offense, sing)
I hadn't noticed. Does it matter?
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What is the best prize you have won on a raffle at work?
some beer past the sell by date
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Get up from your computer chair. Now go open the front door and walk outside. What is the first thing you see?
a wheelie bin. That's not nice, I must move it. Thanks for bringing it to my attention.
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What is best Diesel or Petrol?
A bicycle
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What does travel teach you?
patience
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Can a relationship work when a girl is 20 and the guy is 30?
yes
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I recently quit my job of seven years. How do I explain why I left to prospective employers? Thanks
tell the truth
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Is it bad to let a 14yr old drink enery drinks like Volt from coca~cola?
why would a 14 year old need an energy drink?
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What is your number one turn off?
Smoking
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If you could become an animal after you die what would it be and why?
A seagull
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Do you want to go to the moon? Why or why not?
Yeah all right.
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Which movie always makes you cry, no matter how many times you watch it?
in Crash when Sandra Bullock hugs her housekeeper and says - "you're the best friend I've got"
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What movie scared the pants off of you?
I haven't seen one yet. Most contemporary horror movies are just gore fests. Watching people getting their limbs hacked off isn't scary, it's sick.
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What was the first movie you ever saw in a movie theater?
Tom Thumb (I think.It was a long time ago)
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Is there a movie you could watch over and over again?
Zulu
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What was the last DVD you watched?
Elizabethtown
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What colour do you never wear? Why?
Pink.Men should never wear pink...ever.
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What would your Pirate name be? (It's the name of your middle name + your favorite color and your favorite fish)
Gordon Whitehaddock...I always get the crap ones
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Is it just me or was the movie The Village horrible?
It was weak. I haven't enjoyed any of the Shyamalan films that Ive seen.
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Am I seen as one of the so-called new ab-ers who maybe don't take things seriously enough? If so whats wrong with that?
"Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at"
- Goethe
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We become _______
We are___________ to.
we become what we are bound to
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If you could throw an egg at anyone walking down a red carpet,who would it be? i.e. dignitries , film stars , etc.
Any 'celebrity' who stops on the red carpet to strike a pose : "ooh look at me, take a photo I'm famous"
No you're not, we're all laughing at you ! ha ha ha ha ha
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What or when was the worst period in your life, a moment when you thought you hit bottom, but were able to rise again and come back to "normal life"?
Now. Life will never be normal again. Que sera sera.
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Is there a reason why so many top Answerbaggers are currently contemplating Badgicide?
I must've got the wrong end of the stick here. Do people actually tailor their questions and answers in order to gain more points?
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I've always been a night person and out of necessity, I must now become a morning person. Any suggestions of how I might accomplish this?
Adjust your alarm clock and welcome to the real world.
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What would you do if you saw a live dodo?
look for another one of the opposite sex.
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Dating
to go out of fashion
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What are your favorite names?
Gene & Lois
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If you are the only sober person in a room full of drunk people, how does it make you feel?
superior
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Why did they change the old answerbag? I was gone for a week and now don't know what I'm doing. A little help here
This is much better. You'll get used to it.
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How do I attract a girl?
Turn off your computer.
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Are you craving any specific foods right now? What are they?
An Easter egg.
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What would you do if you were standing in the middle of the dessert and someone had a sniper rifle laser pointed on you?
It depends what sort of dessert it was. If it was ice cream or custard, I'd dive into it and hide.
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Are you a clutch person. Do you stand out when others give up?
You should always disengage the clutch when the car is stationary otherwise you will evetually do some permanent and expensive damage. Never 'ride' the clutch at a junction, traffic lights or in a queue of slow moving traffic.
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Why is it so bad to have a sense of humor on this site? Seriously its like you make a joke and get -30 rating...
Wear your minus ratings with pride.
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Do you spit alot or rarely?
No, that's not nice.
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Do you think that the last days of earth are here?
The demise of the human race is already well under way. Earth wil still be here for a few billion years yet.
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Do you like going to the movies?
Yes I do. The small screen just doesn't compare. You've gotta go to the flicks.
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What time do you get up for work?
4 a.m. I'm a postman (I'm actually typing this in my sleep)
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Who is your favourite dancer?
Darcey Bussell
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Whats a good movie about prison?
Midnight Express
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What tv show theme song do you sing every time it comes on?
Antiques Roadshow
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Will Leeds united fc ever be great again?
When they go back to the badge with an owl on it.
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Do you think David Platt is a prat?
David Platt is a god. His goal against Belgium in Italia '90 made me have a personal accident.
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Is there any harm when u go for motion after Gym work out for male
Do you mean, have a poo. If so, it's okay as long as you're not feeling stiff.
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What ever happened to Kate Aide
I miss her. I heard she was in The Imperial War Museum.
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Why is it 90% of caravans are white?
So that you can't see the seagull poop.
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Anyone have any idea of a good upbeat song to download? Bright, happy, cheery song?
Island in the Sun - Weezer. Also the happiest video, ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujo1RX7rXRM
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Favorite legal drama? (Film)
The Devils Advocate
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Which celebrity would you most like to sleep with?
Deborah Meaden
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Do you think whistling is annoying?
No. Express yourself musically any way you can.
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What is the song in your heart?
Heart - Eddie Fisher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EEZYwuoATs
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I made the rank "professor" here on answerbag!! Woohoo, anyone else wanna celebrate with me?
Kick out the points!
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Who is you favorite COMEDIC actor/actress of all time? Why?
Woody Allen and Madeline Kahn, 'cause they make me laugh.
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PLEASE NAME A TOWN,CITY OR VILLAGE WHICH HAS A RED PHONE BOX
The Alms Houses, Northgate Road.
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It's St. Patty's Day: are you wearing green?
No, and I'm not drinking Guiness either.
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Who is the best drummer of all time?
Honey Lantree
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JazwO2pIjXk
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Why do people ask questions that they could easily answer themselves using Google?
'cos Google doesn't have a sense of humour.
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If everyone had to switch genders for a day, who do you think would have a harder time adjusting, guys or girls?
Pity the poor transvestites.They'd probably spontaneously combust.
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What are you currently obsessed with?
The Cinema
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When you buy a carton of eggs, do you ever wonder how they get the chickens to sit so close together?
Free range chickens lay six at a time. Battery chickens lay twelve.
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What is your least favorite sport and why?
Speedway. Unless there's a crash, whoever gets to the first bend in front, wins.
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If traveling "the highway to hell" what items would you pack for your road trip?
Cheese and pickle sandwiches and a flask of tea.
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What is your favorite animated movie ever?
Spirited Away
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Who is the actor with the big mouth on the Domino's Pizza commercial and where else has he acted?
Actor?
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What Video game is your life mostly like and Why?
Tetris, because things are always falling on my head
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A one sentence comment please on the three Lord of the Rings films?
nice
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What is your favorite action/horror/comedy movie?
Casino Royale/The Descent/Blazing Saddles
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What Is THE WORST song IN THE WORLD?Post their music video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=parOYnkRyzU
come on Eileen
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What do you usually watch when you go on YouTube?
People falling over.
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How do you feel when someone tells you something in confidence, and that you are the only person they feel comfortable telling it to and that they trust?
If you're not a gossip you should feel pretty damn good.
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A man gave a woman his phone number and she responded that she would not call him. Then two months later he became engaged to another woman. What is going on in his mind?
What else is he supposed to do? Sit by the phone for the rest of his life wringing his hands, waiting for a call that's never going to come!
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Why does the feeling of being in love feel so close to the feeling of pain you get with a broken heart?The two are so similar Why?
You're not doing it right
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
oh, I get it.
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How many parents see there own character flaws in there children?
Too many of their mother's.
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My boyfriend and I have both stated we are in a committed relationship to each other. His Facebook and MySpace profiles list him as single and looking for relationships, dates, etc. I know he checks/updates his profiles regularly. Should I be concerned?
He's just keeping his options open.
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How far from your home is your favorite bar? Does everybody know your name?
I don't even know the name of my local bar.
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How many beauty / health products do you use on a daily basis?
ooh, now let's see: Brocolli, spinach, tomatoes, a banana, a kiwi fruit, nuts 'n' raisins, porridge, wholemeal bread, milk, water, green tea, prunes, olive oil, pumpkin seeds...all right, not every day, but I try. Definately every day: toothpaste, soap and toilet paper.
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When someone smiles at you is it the same as saying hi?
I don't know. When a complete stranger smiles at me for no apparent reason, it does throw me sometimes. But then I do it myself and it's just a spontaneous thing. It's hard to explain; just a random meeting of friendly eyes.
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Are ski socks supposed to smell like vomit after you have skied?
Yes
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Who have your tears been for?
Bambi
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Are you a Christian?
No
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Whats more important to you love or making love?
Love.
Most people don't make love; they just have sex.
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If God showed up at your door..what would you do?
I would say 'well there's a turn up for the books'
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The other night my girlfriend had a work christmas party at her house. i started worrying about a coworker who has a crush on her. i arrived unannounce and found my girlfriend and him to be the only ones there. she was acting weird. think anything was up?
Dump her: dump her now.
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What are some of the things you miss?
foreplay...oh, sometimes, in the dark, I miss the toilet.
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What is your exact reaction when you go on your profile and see if any of your questions or answers have been down-rated?
lol
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What song always cheers you up or gets you dancing?
Hey Ya
cheers me up...nothing gets me up dancing; well not what you'd call dancing
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How do you stop the windmills in your mind?
Get laid
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Considering the state New York's in at the moment, should the bicycle become popularised so as to counter air pollution?
Yes.Not just New York - everywhere. Stop wringing your hands worrying about an alternative to the car; it's already here!
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What is the opposite of photogenic?
Normal
as Popeye said 'I am what I am and that's all that I am'
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What are some things you could change about answerbag if you could?
Ditch the points
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What was the reason for the last time you sent your food back to the kitchen at a restaurant?
My first course arrived after the other nine guests at my table had finished their dessert.I waited and waited until it got to the point where I was curious as to how long I was gonna have to wait. It was finally dumped in front of me without an apology and the manager couldn't understand why I wanted a refund.
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What is the best way to relieve stress?
Having a good poo.
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What is the ultimate never changing truth for you?
What goes around, comes around.
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How did you choose your avatar? (presuming it's not one of the 'bags)
I'm a postman, and that's my alarm clock, set for 4 a.m.
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Did you have a happy 2007 New Year's celebration?
My ex wife's birthday is on 1st January, so I try to be in bed before midnight otherwise I break out in a cold sweat...oh the bitter memories.
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Glasses or contacts?
Glasses, but I can never find exactly the style I want.
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What would your porn star name be? (It's the name of your first pet + the street you grew up on.)
Lolly Link
I left out 'The' from my street name, because I thought it would sound better, but on second thoughts :
Lolly The Link
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When you hear the name Robert DeNiro, what comes to mind?
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle.
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Anyone know how to get a cold to go away fast..or sore throat?
Lots of fruit and vegetables. Get out in the fresh air, don't sit indoors feeling sorry for yourself.
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Do you die a little inside when someone uses an apostrophe where it isn't supposed to go?
No; we all make mistakes (should I have used a semi-colon there?). Worrying too much about punctuation stifles creativity.Make an effort, but don't get anal about it.
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Do you prefer hot or cold weather? e.g. would you rather a really grey rainy day or a really scorching hot bright day...
Greyskies
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What does your shirt say right now?
Wash me
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What is your favorite dog breed?
Boxer
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What is the saddest movie you have ever seen?
Shooting Dogs
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Which movie do you think's worse, Titanic or Pearl Harbour?
Pearl Harbour.
The special effects in Titanic were incredible.
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Without looking it up, can you name all of the 7 dwarfs?
Yes
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Cant some diet pops be worse for u then non diet.
Don't drink any fizzy drinks, just good ol' tap water.
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The original Willy Wonka movie, or the new Willy Wonka movie?
Roald Dahl's stories are fantastically weird; and nobody does weird like Tim Burton.
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What is Everyones New Year Resolution?
I'll think about it in two weeks.
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If you could only eat one thing three times a day for a week, what would it be?
Muesli with milk ( you've gotta think of your bowels)
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Who is your favorite clothing designer?
Whatever my sons are chucking out.
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When u lived at home..or if you still do .what was your mom or dad famous for making for dinner?
Fish and chips, on Saturday; only ever on Saturday.
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What is the best bond song ever made?
Live and Let Die
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Whats your all time favorite board game as a kid and would you play it today?
Mousetrap. Yeah, I'd play it.
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How long does it take you to get to sleep? And do you dream and have recall?
As soon as my head hits the pillow. I get up for work at 4 a.m. 6 days a week, which pretty much keeps the insomnia at bay.
I dream vividly and can usually recall them when I wake...and how annoying is it when you wake up just as you're getting to a good bit...and you can never re-wind.
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Is it true that Jesus was not actually born on December 25th, the day that is commonly celebrated as his birthday?
It seems to me that the only conclusion that can be drawn from this, is that nobody knows when he was born and that Jesus himself thought that celebrating the date of his birth was unnecessary.
So why do christians get so uptight about everyone elses over indulgence during the holiday period? Perhaps we should go back to the old Pagan celebrations and all stop feeling so guilty about...
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What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard?
A penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman 'has my dad been in tonight?'
'I don't know' replies the barman, 'what does he look like?'
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Who is greatest soccer player of all times?
Ronaldinho has definitely taken Maradona's crown.
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What is your favorite season, and why?
Autumn. The weather is invariably nice, but without the sweat.
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Do you feed the birds in your yard?
I feed them during the winter, but let them fend for themselves in the summer.
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What movies made you cry?
Shooting Dogs. I can usually compose myself as the titles roll, but for this one I was still sobbing out in the foyer.
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What was the last movie you watched?
The Fantastic Four. It kept me company while I ate my dinner.
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Whats the worst movie you've ever seen?
Face/Off and Mr & Mrs Smith for their ridiculous gunfights (how many bullets does it take to kill someone?)
...oh yeah, and Moulin Rouge.
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What is your personal favorite movie of 2006? What movie should be the Best Picture of 2006?
Children of Men and Pan's Labyrinth
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What's your favourite They Might Be Giants song?
Birdhouse in your soul
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What's your favourite board game?
Trivial Pursuit
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If you could eat one thing right now, what would it be?
Lychees
I haven't had one for years. I remember they 've got a sort of scented taste. Weird, but nice.
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