http://www.answerbag.com/profile/99847 New Answerbag answers from zazzy_one Wed, 30 May 2012 10:55:05 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 10:55:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10610166 Which spelling do you typically use:<br /><br />@#$ Wed, 20 Apr 2011 08:35:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10610166 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8358380 If you were stripped naked and forced to parade down Main Street (or the main street) of your home town, how would you pull it off?<br /><br />I actually just don&#039;t have humble genes. I&#039;d probably be making fun of the CROWD. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:25:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8358380 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8349558 When nobody knows and it doesn't make sense, who do you go to?<br /><br />You&#039;re in the right place! The internet in general, and Answerbag specifically. Where else can you get so many people in one place. A lot of brains to tap at one time. Before the internet to get access to this many opinions, you would probably have to commission a university survey. Be... Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:38:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8349558 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4218446 When you hear the word "dungeon" what comes to mind?<br /><br />...and Dragons. Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:18:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4218446 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4218278 Do you personally find that straightening your hair is bad for your hairs health?<br /><br />Hair has no health. If you can see it...and it&#039;s left your scalp, it is dead. The concept of &quot;hair health&quot; was created by the beauty industry. Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:43:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4218278 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4218272 What is the word that is used when a word is misused?<br /><br />Actually a &quot;malapropism.&quot; Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:42:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4218272 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4218270 What is the word that is used when a word is misused?<br /><br />&quot;Bushism.&quot; http://www.slate.com/id/2101282/ Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:42:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4218270 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4217547 Can I just let you know that Jodie44 has been placed in the Penalty Box until 2036? :(<br /><br />I wonder if the staff realizes that they can conduct surgery with scalpels instead of with meat cleavers. Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:35:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4217547 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4217235 If you were one of the the town hall audience members and had about what...20 seconds with Obama, what would you say? To McCain?<br /><br />Obama: I would tell him that my father marched with Dr. King on Washington and if he were alive today, he would be so happy that this time has come to our country! McCain: Good evening Mr. McCain. Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:52:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4217235 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4216970 What is your favorite conspiracy theory ? Do you believe it?<br /><br />I recently developed a Britney Spears conspiracy-type theory. I think it&#039;s immensely funny because, like so many good C.T.&#039;s, all the pieces really DO fit in place. I&#039;ve theorized that Britney&#039;s dad demanded that she take a hair test*, to check for historical drug use, and... Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:16:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4216970 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4216630 Do you love your mom?<br /><br />Despite the fact that I do not, and having not spoken with her in about 8 years now, I know that I will feel an emptiness when I have learned she has died. My mother was a poor mother to me, emotionally. She let me know every day as a child that I had no value; was ugly from my hair to my... Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:31:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4216630 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4215458 I found a spoon buried in the cement in front of my door. It was perfectly placed. Is this an old superstition? Thanks.<br /><br />I agree that the worker was probably eating his soup and dropped it in the cement. Nonetheless, I googled up some superstitions that are fun and will post them here. Was the bowl facing up (omen of an upcoming surprise) or down (omen of pending disappointment) when you found it? ... Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:51:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4215458 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4215404 Give me a definition of the word love, without using any other words that might need defining. Then another for the word respect.<br /><br />Well...all words need defining: as President Clinton taught us, even the word &quot;is&quot; can need defining. However, I will give it a shot using first grader accessible language. Love to me is: the emotion that randomly lifts specific people up above others and causes you to care about... Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:45:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4215404 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4215364 IF McCain & Palin win... AND Palin ends up in the Oval Office, will you miss Bush?<br /><br />No. Palin will not be chief executive and she&#039;s not smart enough to matter like Cheney is. It will be horrible for the country, but also entertaining, in a fresh, new way. Yes...hearing Bushisms is entertaining, but a little old now. We can only hear about OB GYN&#039;s getting to... Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:39:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4215364 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4215339 I was just served a bagel by a bearded lady at the local coffee shop...Should I eat it?<br /><br />You&#039;d eat it if it was served by a bearded man, right? Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:36:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4215339 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4215327 700 Billion dollar bailout. How would you vote...Yes or No, WHY?<br /><br />Damn that is a good question. NOW that I know that they intend to contract out the oversight of this (instead of setting up a government agency to review who gets the money); and that it ill be contracted out to...you guessed it, big name firms on WALL STREET, who are hardly to be trusted... Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:35:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4215327 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4215296 I'm a 16 year old female and I have excessive hair and in the last year it's come up (hormone imbalance?) It's on my lower back, bum and starting to appear above my upper lip! Any pills to reduce it? How do I permanately remove it without spending big?<br /><br />Embarrasingly enough, I have this problem and have ever since I was a kid. What I know now is this: a waxer is the cheapest, longest lasting way to lose a &quot;lady-stash.&quot; Where I live, it cost about $25 and will stay gone for me for about 3 weeks! Really, really worth it in my opinion.... Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:30:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4215296 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4215252 What cartoon from your childhood do you wish was still on tv?<br /><br />Speed Racer. (I was truly a delusional child and thought I might MARRY Speed someday--although I was tossed up between him and Racer X!) Sometimes I catch it late at night, I think on adult swim. It seems so stupid now, but still the nostaligic high is good for a half an hour. Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:24:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4215252 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4210900 Zazzy_one signing off. Today is my last day on A.B. Would anyone like to say "bye," or "eat my spit" or anything else?<br /><br />zazzy_one@yahoo.com Feel free. If you put &quot;A.B.&quot; in the title, I will smile and know it is probably an old friend checking-in! Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:17:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4210900 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4203014 If you had to pick between a friend who ALWAYS gives great advice or a friend who ALWAYS makes you laugh, which one is for you?<br /><br />Always makes me laugh. I am so old that I usually seek my own counsel at this point. Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:03:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4203014 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4202888 Can a non custodial father email the judge if the mother is not allowing 'reasonable visitation' as specified in the judges orders?<br /><br />A non custodial father can set a MOTION. Any time a person sends a letter to the judge, that is ILLEGAL, and will make everyone angry. Will cause you to look like a skumbag. It is called &quot;ex parte&quot; communications. (One-sided communications.) Figure out how to set a motion. Mon, 06 Oct 2008 06:41:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4202888 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4202103 If me and my landlord verbally agreed to go month to month with no contract and I dont pay my rent how long will it take them to evict me and will I still have to go through the whole legal process if we dont have a lease<br /><br />The answer to this question is impossible to provide given the information you have furnished. The laws of all states are different on this issue. Short of calling a lawyer, (which could provide you with the correct answer to your question), I would suggest that you formulate a google-search... Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:34:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4202103 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4202086 What are your best home remedy's for colds and flu?<br /><br />I got some pretty good answers to a similar question here. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/998972 Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:21:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4202086 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4202082 Do you have any irrational fears? <br /><br />I am scared of things touching my neck. Even though I am not into occulty things, sometimes I giggle about the possibility that I might have been hung in a past life. When I was a kid, turtleneck sweaters were in. All of them got stretche3d out since I spent the whole day pulling them off of... Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:19:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4202082 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4198016 You invent a perfume/aftershave that makes you irresistible to men/women would you keep it or sell it?<br /><br />Both. Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:38:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4198016 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4197435 Google up your AB tag (zazzy_one--without your e-mail account). How many pages of AB results did you find?<br /><br />Amazingly...I googled up 100 pages of AB stuff. And 7,250 resulting entries! Sun, 05 Oct 2008 14:22:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4197435 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4195787 Do you have eyes in the back of your head? Does/did your mother?<br /><br />I DID...twice. Once when my son was from 2-5 years old. And when my daughter was about 2-4 years old. They specifically avoided bad acts when they thought I was in SNIFFING distance even, 2 rooms away. Since they have both wised up, I have resumed my normal, mortal, non-supernatural... Sun, 05 Oct 2008 10:53:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4195787 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4195758 Knots Landing, Dynasty, or Dallas?<br /><br />Dallas BY FAR. Sun, 05 Oct 2008 10:50:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4195758 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4195722 When your vehicle is pulled over by a police officer and they ask you "Do you know why I pulled you over?" what is the best response?<br /><br />No officer. Why? Sun, 05 Oct 2008 10:45:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4195722 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4194867 If you could wake up anywhere you want tomorrow, where would it be?<br /><br />On a secluded beach in the small island chain of the St. Vincents. Sun, 05 Oct 2008 08:18:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4194867 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4194509 What do you and I have in common?<br /><br />I suspect, (and allow me to presume you are a humanoid of planet earth): The following requirements: 1) Food 2) Water 3) Love 4) Sex. Sun, 05 Oct 2008 07:02:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4194509 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4194086 What do you think of my brother-in-laws Halloween costume?<br /><br />Totally love it. But a little too close to home for me in menopause (lol). Sun, 05 Oct 2008 04:58:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4194086 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4194077 If you could do things differently during childhood, would you work harder? Play more? Take piano lessons? Join more clubs? Read more? Write more? Take sports more seriously? Would you talk to different people now that you can see who and what was REALLY<br /><br />I would: 1) work harder in high school, instead of let my GPA flake off each year; 2) audition for some screen work (I now know that I was stunningly beautiful, but since I grew up in an abusive family, they lead me to believe and I did believe that I was butt ugly); 3) save at least 20% of all... Sun, 05 Oct 2008 04:55:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4194077 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4194063 This guy i like called me a 'hells angel' in a very flirty way with a cheeky grin!what did he mean by that?<br /><br />I suspect that he means you are unconventional, willing to do the unexpected even if it rubs people the wrong way. And the &quot;angel&quot; part, that means he likes it (and perhaps that you&#039;re cute to him). Sun, 05 Oct 2008 04:51:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4194063 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4187074 Have you seen people drive endlessly around the gym's parking lot trying to find the closest possible parking spot?<br /><br />Ha yes. It is HILARIOUS. I used to do the same thing. Then one day I was like...wait...this makes no sense! Now I look for the FARTHEST away. (Great question, really brings our attention to it. 5+) Sat, 04 Oct 2008 09:45:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4187074 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185767 Is there an ABA (Answerbag Anonomous)?<br /><br />Ummm. Well...it would have to be held OFF-LINE. Otherwise it would be like holding an AA meeting in a tavern! Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:12:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185767 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185703 In the U.S., should all people over 18 be required to vote? Or do you think it is better if only people who care about the issues and are informed vote?<br /><br />Well...if that was the standard, Palin wouldn&#039;t be able to vote and I think she should be able to vote*, just not run be in the national executive. *She has ove a million dollars worth of property to protect. Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:58:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185703 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185687 Men: would you become a house husband if your wife had a good paying job?<br /><br />Too bad my husband&#039;s not on AB. That&#039;s him you&#039;re talkuing about. He always gets dinner on the table for sure, but he only keeps the house man clean. Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:54:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185687 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185683 Whats the best thing you've made with your hands?<br /><br />I am a knitter and currently making a Faire Isle sweater which requires &quot;two-handed&quot; knitting. I am very proud of it. Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:52:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185683 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185671 What's your favoite way of preparing and eating eggs? Scrambled, poached, hard boiled, fried, or "other?"<br /><br />My husband makes the best scrambled eggs! In our house we call them &quot;cheesy eggs.&quot; He sloooooow scrambles some eggs just barely moving them around the pan over low flame. And in the last 20 secs or so, loads up the cheddar cheese sprinkles. But because of the yellow of the egg, you... Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:48:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185671 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185657 I ws talking t this guy i like wen my fone rang he said 'tell them to get lost,im trying to get a hold of your lips!'.i nearly died,just laughed it off,he kept eye contact all the time,is he into me,was that a 'move'???did i mess up?<br /><br />Um...Okay it was a struggle trying to get through this, because of the grammar. But it IS a very funny story. Clearly you didn&#039;t mess up since he wanted them to get lost. How...could you have messed up? Is he acting like you messed up? Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:45:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185657 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185648 There's this girl I want to ask out but I'm not sure how. What should I say?<br /><br />People on AB can&#039;t really teach you to pick-up chicks. It is a myth. It is a myth that there is one way to ask a girl/ guy out at all. Girls come in 3,363,547,277* different types. Why would they all be suseptible to the same pick-up line? *The world population clock says... Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:43:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185648 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185638 My daughter is 17, was hit in the shoulder by a man who is 36 or 37.. they just charged him with a 4th degree assault... do you th ink he should be charged with a 1st degree assault or 4th degree assault...<br /><br />The way you have described it, it is a misdemeanor, which is often described as 4th degree assault, and I&#039;ll assume that is so in your jurisdiction. But...no one here can truthfully tell you the answer to your question or even pose a reasonable opinion. They have to guess too much. They... Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:38:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185638 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185608 What 3 " Items "do you Run Out of the most /quickest at home --?<br /><br />1) Milk (I love milk); 2) Onions (We eat onions with everything): and perhaps 3) Diet soda. Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:28:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185608 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185602 How many times so you hit the snooze button in the morning before getting up?<br /><br />Zero. That was a problem of mine in my 30&#039;s. But in my 40&#039;s I am an insomniac. I usually wake up about 4 a.m. every morning, whether I want to or not. Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:26:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185602 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185591 Can you name a song title containing the word "star"?<br /><br />I&#039;m So Happy I Can&#039;t Stop Crying by Sting. I like the idea of digging out of deep depression by looking up at the skies and choosing stars for the troubled people and just deciding...everything&#039;s going to be okay. (We are short-lived humans, and the stars will outlive our woes... Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:21:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185591 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185574 The guy is called T. Whenever I see T i always smile & sigh. My heart beats 10 times faster and I just want to stare at him. This has happened to me since sometime in March in 2007...so I think i've luved this guy for about a year and 6 months. is it luv?<br /><br />I don&#039;t know that it matters what you call something sometimes as long as you know what it really IS. If you have had deep conversations and spent time with this person, know who they are and what they want to be, do, what their hopes and dreams are, then maybe you have deep abiding... Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:16:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185574 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185559 What's the most usless piece of rubbish do you have in your home?<br /><br />I am 42 years old, and for some reason, I still have two of the towels my mother bought for me the night before I went to college. They are raggedy, and they aren&#039;t hidden away in a closet somewhere! No, I have them in regular circulation! Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:12:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185559 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185553 What is the most often pressed button in the world?<br /><br />The space bar. Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:10:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4185553 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4183879 How would you handle it if your husband came to you and told you that he wanted to cheat but hasn't done it?<br /><br />Honestly, I think that would be the most refreshingly mature thing a spouse on the edge had ever done! I would definitiely talk it through with him and figure out what it meant for our relationship: does he think that it will be a long term thing. That I don&#039;t think I could live with,... Fri, 03 Oct 2008 22:02:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4183879 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4181537 It was a Bad storm the other night, and my wife allowed our kids to sleep with us, I told the kids to wear t shirts or go back to their own bed, as they normally sleep naked, My wife says I was too harsh, and was wrong. what do you think?<br /><br />Good call as far as I can tell. Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:33:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4181537 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4181526 I'm smart, i have big boobs, i'm not fat, i'm pretty, i have a good personality... why don't i have a bf?<br /><br />I don&#039;t think that anyone can for sure make any of those calls about themself. Ask a friend (who has seen you and knows if you have any irritating personality flaws) to be BRUTALLY honest about this question. AB&#039;ers have a lot of too much honesty and brutal for days and days, but... Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:32:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4181526 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4181513 What was your favorite television show of all time?<br /><br />That changes. But RIGHT NOW I like House. Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:30:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4181513 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4177311 Have you ever noticed how angry political people are? why is that?<br /><br />Passion. If you really believe ______* (fill in the blank) is IMPORTANT, than you can&#039;t understand why everyoine doesn&#039;t understand it! *Christ is lord and the bible is our constitution; the environment is dying; gays are abominations; people should all be equal; we need to help... Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:21:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4177311 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4177282 I am a black male and whenever I wash my face or put any water on it my cheeks and chin becomes extremely dry and flaky. If I put a moisturizer on it my face becomes even drier and vaseline is too greasy. Does anyone have a solution?<br /><br />I am a black woman and have diabetes (which DOUBLES my dry skin issues). Not only have I found magic in a jar, but it&#039;s cheap too! For years I have been looking for a non-greasy moisturizer. But the best I could find were department store moisturizers at about $30 for a teeeeeeeeeensy... Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:18:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4177282 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4177242 If someone could stick a price tag on your back, what would it say?<br /><br />&quot;Reduced for clearance&quot; and &quot;Menapausal!!! Must move QUICK!&quot; Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:10:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4177242 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4177224 Sarah Palin did better than expected. Did it occur to folks that she studied really really hard! lol. I mean she bombed in her interview with Katie Couric. Just a thought...feel free to respond.<br /><br />SP was mostly non-responsy. She had her talking points. Obviously she studied but she was like two different people. As much as the moderator tried to MAKE her answer some questions, she just didn&#039;t know....You can&#039;t answer questions you don&#039;t know. You can just do shout outs to... Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:07:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4177224 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4177205 My ex-husband has custody of our children. His current wife kicked him out of their house, but my children are still living there. Is there some kind of legal action I can take because she has no legal right to them.<br /><br />In my state, it is called a &quot;modification of parenting plan.&quot; But all states are different. Obviously if you don&#039;t even know the name of the legal action you need to bring, you should seek legal counsel in your own home state who DOES know the name of the legal action you... Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:03:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4177205 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4177096 Whats worse to kiss - The taste of stale coffee, stale cigarettes or something else?<br /><br />STALE BEER! Fri, 03 Oct 2008 06:41:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4177096 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4172214 Whose the hottest: Michelle Obama, Jill Biden, Sarah palin or Cindy McCain?<br /><br />Something to think about&gt;&gt;http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1003898 Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:27:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4172214 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168483 Have you ever done the "bloody mary" thing in the mirror? What happened?<br /><br />Um...Well let&#039;s see. I was 8. Bloody Mary jumped out of the bathroom mirror and slaughtered my whole small town. (I hid under the sink.) I left to avoid the guilt and well....I don&#039;t know what happened after that! Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:49:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168483 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168446 Do you urinate in the shower? (Yes, this is a serious question, as I've had men tell me that they do.)<br /><br />I can&#039;t answer that on the grounds that it would incriminate me. Err....MIGHT. IT MIGHT incriminate me! Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:47:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168446 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168434 Be honest, what is worse, hitting a person or hitting an animal?<br /><br />That is really a tough one. I am surprised that my gut reaction says animal! Mainly because if you hit an animal, for SURE they did not know it was coming. But then there are so many kinds of persons! What about a coma patient, or a child, or a thin woman with a new nose job? I would say... Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:45:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168434 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168390 Can you go through an entire day without speaking a single word?<br /><br />Yes, yes. Funny thing, I&#039;ve been close. Was on the web all day long. And ended up playing a late night spades game on Yahoo. I was soooooooo much craving companionship I typed through the whole game. And finally my partner typed: &quot;god you have a BIG MOUTH.&quot; I typed back:... Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:39:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168390 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168355 Would you continue to work even if you won the lotto?<br /><br />I would. I enjoy lawyering. HOWEVER, I would only work one or two cases a year. Bringing down the volume would make me a way better lawyer. Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:35:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168355 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168349 When you drink, do you get all philosophical or just have a good time?<br /><br />When I&#039;m STONED* I get all philosophical (and see God and stuff). When I&#039;m drunk, I have a good time for about 8 minutes until I fall asleep. *There. I&#039;ve done it. Ruined my future in politics by admitting...I inhale and I LIKE it. Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:34:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168349 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168317 Define Good? this is a political Question i want to see what you think good is politically. Thank you.<br /><br />Good is the program/ candidate that balances liberty and equality so that every individual gets the maximum of both while losing the least of each. Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:31:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168317 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168304 Do you think "go take a pregnancy test" is an adequate answer to ALL "am I pregnant" questions? Are there any exceptions or can we just vote on a universal answer?<br /><br />If the moon is in aquarius and if he puts it there then I did this and moved it there.... We can never know what portion of these questions are spoofs or pulling our legs. Don&#039;t forget that part. Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:29:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168304 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168285 When someone asks "May I be frank with you?", what is your response?<br /><br />It&#039;s usually rhetorical. One can&#039;t turn on their heels fast enough to run away before the bastard has the rest of his statement out of his mouth. (But I wish it was possibly.) Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:27:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168285 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168274 My boyfriend told me he would get checked for STDs. Now he won't go. He says he knows he's clean, despite the fact he has never been tested. He says its insulting for me to ask him to go. We love each other a lot and I'm shocked he won't go. What can i do<br /><br />Dump him. Not willing to give you peace of mind on a little (should be no-brainer) issue that costs him nothing? What about when a MAJOR LEAGUE issue comes along? He throws a tantrum and wins that too? And...no sex until this is worked out. Not for punishmnent, but because I&#039;d rather... Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:25:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168274 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168243 How many of you ladies enjoy a full-body massage?<br /><br />Um...duhhhhh. HELL YEAH! Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:22:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4168243 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4164884 Do you have regular hiv tests?<br /><br />No. I have been married now for 9.5 years. But I will never forget my first one in 1991. I was scared to death. I had graduated from law school and figured it was one of the first things I should do, after waking up from a boozy cloud of school/ parties/ school/ parties. See if my crazy lifestyle... Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:11:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4164884 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4162153 When was the last time that you had ZERO messages in your e-mail in box? Does it stress you out to never get your balance down to zero?<br /><br />I think it&#039;s been roughly two years ago. Although...I am sooooooooo stressed out about it that I may be supressing the real date. Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:47:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4162153 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4162125 It's the first of October and there are loads of halloween questions up here, why is it such a big deal un the US? For such a God fearing country you guys seem obsessed with celebrating the occult. Please explain it to us English.<br /><br />Two words: kid&#039;s holiday. You good English folk celebrate Christmas, right? The tree, the yule log, all date back to pagan festivals started in your country right? I suspect that we are no more occultists than your countrymen are pagans. Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:43:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4162125 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4161745 Mommy, mommy, mommy, where do babies come from?<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq5K9GTEli8&amp;feature=user Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:07:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4161745 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4161494 If you could ensure that your children never have one experience that you have had, what would it be?<br /><br />To bear a child with a man you never loved, thereby insuring he will be in your life for years to come. (Also applies to my son who won&#039;t &quot;bear&quot; anything, but knows I would kick his ass if he didn&#039;t step up to the plate.) Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:32:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4161494 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4161319 What's the funniest "you tube" video that you have seen?<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GpZpoaZaSE&amp;feature=iv Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:03:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4161319 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4160980 I messd around wit a guy on 5-24 he didnt put it in all the he was stil hard when he took it out. i than got my . a day latr I slept with a guy on 6-1 and he bustd in me. i took a test 6-9 came out - i than took one 6-25 came out + which 1 is the father<br /><br />View. Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:27:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4160980 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4160937 500 years from now a graduate student does a paper on what we have created here. We all become archiological stars, and people decide to identify themselves with aspects of our personalities that came out here on this site. Which "one" are you?<br /><br />I am the aging, lefty hipster who refuses to shut up after taking it in the breetches about homophobia and the religious right. I am nonetheless a Deist and spirualist and one of the &quot;ones&quot; who valued this site and its community memebers and tried to make a difference every day. Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:21:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4160937 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4160897 What do you do/ how do you feel when you run into blatan racism on AB? Do you feel differently if you are a member of the group in question? See> http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4159385<br /><br />Almost every single time I run into racism, I am shocked. That is why I propose not flagging or asking racist responses to be removed. I think we get too complacent and forget about racists if we erase them from the site. I am not a Jew (who is engaged in some kind of conspiracy against the... Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:17:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4160897 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4160074 Other than wood or fake wood, does anything come in brown anymore?<br /><br />CHOCOLATE! Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:42:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4160074 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4160064 You're working airport security, a woman whose water you just confiscated tells you "Do I look like a terrorist? I have blonde hair and blue eyes. Terrorists don't have blonde hair and blue eyes." What would be your response?<br /><br />The next one might. (Terrorists also don&#039;t look like Mexican&#039;s with explosives in their shoes.) Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:41:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4160064 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4159385 Do you believe in the U.S government and will you ever after this economic crisis?<br /><br />Either it is a genuine crisis or it is something that we will sail through. Black Monday turned out to be just fine for most of us normal folks. So...I&#039;m not sure that when the two sides argue what they believe in, that they are scamming us. Instead I believe that the economy of... Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:09:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4159385 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158602 When my 3 year old son throws a fit, I like to throw one back at him. It usually makes him stop. Does anyone else do this, or am I just mean?<br /><br />Both me an my husband have done this when my daughter was younger. This usually lead to all three of us laughing on the floor in the end. It is not mean. It points out to a child how riddiculous they look. Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:55:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158602 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158410 What do you think about the proposed $700 billion bail out for Wall Street?<br /><br />Banks fail = consumers can&#039;t even get small loans = America is forced to stop spending beyond their means = fewer luxury items are sold = companies can&#039;t afford their staff = national firings in the sales and consumer market industries = dad/ mom come home jobless = no one is putting $... Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:26:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158410 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158391 Whats the stupidest law you know ?<br /><br />Illegalization of marijuana but legalization of scotch. Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:22:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158391 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158380 Do you think a man who has been married and divorced 3 times (to different women) can be a responsible father?<br /><br />I am the fourth wife of a man who is doing a great job of parenting this time around. Although I admit that even I think he is/ was a shitty father to his first child, now an adult. Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:21:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158380 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158352 Do any of the Indian grocery stores in Chicagoland sell Horlicks Malted Milk Powder?<br /><br />As a former Chicagoan...I will say Horlick&#039;s was all over the place the last time I was there. Garden variety grocery stores should fit the bill. Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:15:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158352 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158343 How many of you Answerbag users, who should be on a diet, find it difficult to give up 'stodge'/biscuits/cakes/pastry/confectionery?<br /><br />Not me. I should be on a diet. Yet my weakness is not sweets, but savory foods, greasy, cheesy meats and such. Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:14:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158343 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158340 What separates Jesus from other religious figures?<br /><br />His followers are Christians. Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:13:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158340 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158334 Has your brother got a girlfriend<br /><br />Don&#039;t know. Me and my brothers are estranged. I wouldn&#039;t mind seeing them. But the estrangement has been so long now that it would be hard to sell it to my husband, who has gotten used to considering them &quot;bad.&quot; Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:12:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158334 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158324 As of this moment, how long have you been sober for?<br /><br />Probably about two years. I am not a tea-totaller or an alcoholic. I actually like to drink to excess. Just don&#039;t get around to it too much. The life I have chosen for myself as a mother and a lawyer (and the wife of a guy who likes to stay home more than anything else, sigh...) has a lot... Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:10:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158324 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158306 Buttermilk - horrible beverage or nectar of the gods?<br /><br />Horrible BEVERAGE, but INGREDIENT of the gods. Causes great chemical reactions in pancakes, for instance. Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:07:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158306 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158289 My close friend told me a secret. It's horrble. I want to tell the police but I promised her I wouldn't say ANYTHING. I love her dearly and don't want to lose her trust but there is a very bad person in her life. I don't know what to do. Any suggestions?<br /><br />I think there is another (sneakier) way. Think, think, think. Is there another person who can drop the dime instead of you? Is your friend in any way exposed to a: minister, social worker, vindictive family member who might want to say &quot;I told you so.&quot; Wait a month or two... Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:04:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158289 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158226 Have you ever changed clothes in a car?<br /><br />Mannnny times. I am a busy professional. I sometimes miss my alarm on exactly the day I need to be somewhere and well...throw myself in the car half dressed with my make-up kit and pray! But the funniest story I ever heard about this, was my good friend who is Canadian and drives nort to visit... Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:54:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158226 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158188 If you drop food on the floor at home (like a chip for example) do you throw it away or pick it up and eat it?<br /><br />I used to pick it up and eat it, depending upon the last time we washed the floor. HOWEVER, my 8 year old is really into the new Food Network show, Food Detectives, which I watch with her during mother-daughter time. Their experiments show that the three second/ five second rule is bull. If... Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:48:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158188 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158129 How often and intensly do you argue with yourself?<br /><br />Every day. Silently, yet intensely. Intensity level: 6.5 on a scale of 1-10. I am beginning to wonder about myself. Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:42:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158129 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158114 What will be the first thing that you are going to do in order to get ready for Halloween?<br /><br />First: get big bags of bargain candy (we never have enough). Second: find my 8 year old daughter the costume of her dreams. (She may want to be a belly dancer this year since we saw one at a great restaurant a few weeks ago.) Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:41:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158114 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158090 Fill in the blank: music is my _______ .?<br /><br />Religion. Even though I am not a big audiophile, I LOVE what I LOVE. Since I am Deist, and believe in the existence of a creator god but do not believe in religion, I believe that the closest I get to rapture is through music: a temporary release of myself into the artwork created for my... Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:38:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158090 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158063 How would you like to die?<br /><br />In my sleep, the day after the end of my best exotic vacation ever! But...not before I get to see at least my first grandchild born! Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:35:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4158063