http://www.answerbag.com/profile/993452 New Answerbag answers from The Anonymous Witch Wed, 30 May 2012 19:05:34 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 19:05:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12218983 Is there anything God can't do?<br /><br />jesus can't hold a marble . Tue, 29 May 2012 12:00:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12218983 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12218092 How offensive are you being right now? Why?<br /><br />lol .. im busted :-/ Tue, 29 May 2012 07:45:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12218092 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12217960 On comparison, were there more atheists or theists among the leading evil characters of history? Explain.<br /><br />theists . hands down . Tue, 29 May 2012 06:57:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12217960 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12217795 What's a girl to do?<br /><br />me . ;-} Tue, 29 May 2012 05:46:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12217795 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12217792 I have to invent a new word, "deathaphilia", the use of skulls & bones images on clothing. Will you support me?<br /><br />nope .. sounds too much like molesting the dead .. maybe use it to describe mormans that disrespect the dead baptising them against their will . your statement is the exact type of prudish bullsh@t that people hate religious posers trying to dictate . the world would be... Tue, 29 May 2012 05:44:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12217792 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12217749 Why does God demand, seek, or request that we worship Him?<br /><br />he doesnt ,, his inventers did . and his followers do . Tue, 29 May 2012 05:27:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12217749 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12217746 Do you ever feel like something is missing from your life when you aren't reading the Bible? If so, why?<br /><br />like , bullsh@t fiction , social programming , hiden agendas, brainwashing , lies , misinformation etc... etc.,. etc ? ;-) Tue, 29 May 2012 05:26:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12217746 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12217737 Describe the teachings of the Bible in one word?<br /><br />socialprogramming Tue, 29 May 2012 05:22:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12217737 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12217730 What is love ?<br /><br />something you know you've found when you no longer have to ask that . Tue, 29 May 2012 05:18:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12217730 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12217723 Is there anything God can't do?<br /><br />jesus can't hold a marble ;-) Tue, 29 May 2012 05:16:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12217723 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12217718 How do you decide how you will treat someone?<br /><br />they usually decide that . Tue, 29 May 2012 05:14:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12217718 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208669 Can you stay awake for 24 hours? Honest? .<br /><br />yup .. at times it's hard not too. Sat, 26 May 2012 07:24:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208669 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208665 I still havent found _____________?<br /><br />what U2 was looking for . ..... probably because the damn streets have no names ;-) Sat, 26 May 2012 07:23:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208665 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208349 If jesus had been a better carpenter, would people have liked him anyway without him having to make all that stuff up?<br /><br />LOL ! :-D Sat, 26 May 2012 05:21:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208349 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208347 What would it take to stop you from believing in your current religion or philosophical belief system?<br /><br />a lower IQ Sat, 26 May 2012 05:17:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208347 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208343 MEN:Do female comedian's turn you on :-) ?If so can you name one that does?<br /><br />once you've heard one dick joke , tampon joke , and mother bashing attempt ,, you've head em all. Sat, 26 May 2012 05:15:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208343 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208338 What are some of the differences and similarities between Christianity and Buddhism?<br /><br />they both have a bloody past , and both have large cover ups for it . only Buddhism succeded in hiding it . unbenounced to most . buddists almost wiped out an entire civilization. Sat, 26 May 2012 05:12:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208338 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208327 I need help with a Mensa IQ test question: Rearrange the following letters to spell the word "skirt": itrks.<br /><br />i think you got the theist's edition ;-) Sat, 26 May 2012 05:03:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208327 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208318 Do you've any pictures of your younger self that you'd share?<br /><br /><a data-lk="http://media.photobucket.com/image/sperm/trailmix1973/Sperm.jpg?o=56" target="_blank"><img src="http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee246/trailmix1973/Sperm.jpg" border="0"/></a> too early ? Sat, 26 May 2012 04:58:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208318 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208312 shall we get a little more shallow?<br /><br />why ?... lonley there ? Sat, 26 May 2012 04:52:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208312 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208310 My sis said most girls go for a guys balls in a fight with a man, so i decided to ask a few. Is that true? and do you think its funny?<br /><br />many women have gone for my balls ... never in a fight though ;-) Sat, 26 May 2012 04:50:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208310 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208307 Please tell me....if you remember the cute little lamb named Lamb Chops? *.*<br /><br />yup .. way better than the sock puppets on this site . ;-) Sat, 26 May 2012 04:48:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12208307 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12204320 what will you say if someone is using GODs name to wrong things i mean using it as a cover for doing wrong things<br /><br />lol .. youve just described christianity . Thu, 24 May 2012 20:58:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12204320 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201559 Do you miss the old days when people could smoke anywhere they wanted to?<br /><br />yup. Thu, 24 May 2012 05:16:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201559 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201533 How much does the American government make from cigarettes sales each year..?<br /><br />tree fidy ? ;-) Thu, 24 May 2012 04:58:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201533 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201530 Can i lean on you when im drunk ?<br /><br />you can piggyback me frontwards ;-} Thu, 24 May 2012 04:56:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201530 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201522 Why do people claim the Theory of Evolution is proven,but offer flimsy "proof"?<br /><br />ive seen christians "evolve" into athists with my own eyes . ;-) Thu, 24 May 2012 04:46:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201522 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201516 Why do they call it New Age when it pre-dates Christianity?<br /><br />new age , is loosly based on older practices but is still a new movement . even Wicca , some say predates christianity . this is not true . in fact, Wicca only started in the 30's and only came to light in the 50's . it is a new "religion " but based and rooted... Thu, 24 May 2012 04:43:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201516 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12199063 What's your biggest issue with churches? (not the religious aspect but the churches themselves)<br /><br />The steeple … it’s funny ; The church steeple is a copy of the Egyptian Obelisk, the only difference is the crucifix on top. This has a lot in common with the "Maypole." The "Maypole" was the symbol for the May King's phallus (erect penis). This is a symbol of fertility. The original... Wed, 23 May 2012 09:27:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12199063 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12199037 Whats on your Right side ??<br /><br />about 14 electric guitars Wed, 23 May 2012 09:17:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12199037 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12199034 What does WTF mean ?<br /><br />wtf do ya think it means ? ;-) Wed, 23 May 2012 09:15:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12199034 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12199028 How will you punish me?<br /><br />slowly Wed, 23 May 2012 09:12:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12199028 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12198139 Can you name a legitimate business that thrives on the misery of others?<br /><br />i was going to say church or religion , .... but you said "legitimate" . ;-) Wed, 23 May 2012 02:04:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12198139 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12198131 Buy Melbourne Made Office Chairs – Quality Office Chairs Melbourne<br /><br />spam. <a data-lk="http://media.photobucket.com/image/bullshit spray/Texadan/Bike stuff/bullshit.jpg?o=0" target="_blank"><img src="http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll125/Texadan/Bike%20stuff/bullshit.jpg" border="0"/></a> Wed, 23 May 2012 01:59:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12198131 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12197856 Should I be impressed with you ?<br /><br />yup .. don't worry , its natural ;-) Tue, 22 May 2012 22:10:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12197856 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12195549 What's your astrology sign? Do you think you fit the characteristics of it?<br /><br />i'm a taurus .. no shock there . ;-) Tue, 22 May 2012 07:44:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12195549 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12195436 Why do some Christian denominations impose tithing as this is anti-Christian? Please, no abusive atheistic comments.<br /><br />""no abusive atheistic comments"" oh ,.. the irony . Tue, 22 May 2012 07:06:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12195436 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12194955 Will you hold THAT against me ?<br /><br />it might knock you over :-} Tue, 22 May 2012 03:33:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12194955 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12194949 is it illegal to have pedophile work up front in a restaurant<br /><br />call it a "christian " restaurant ..., and you'll get away with it . Tue, 22 May 2012 03:32:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12194949 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12194786 Research for a story I'm writing - What biblical verse would be well suited for an epitaph on a protestant priest's tombstone?<br /><br />"don't you mormans dare try and baptize me byproxy" Tue, 22 May 2012 02:11:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12194786 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12194782 What is your view on the Trinity. Do you believe Jesus was God?<br /><br />whose Trinity ???????????????? all these they stole the idea from ?? THE NUMEROUS TRINITIES: • Anu, Enlil and Ea- the Christian . • Bel-Saturn, Jupiter-Bel, and Baal-Chom. • Brahma, Vishnu and Siva • Mithra, Varuna and Indra • Jupiter, Juno and Minerva • Osiris, Isis, and... Tue, 22 May 2012 02:07:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12194782 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12194769 Why is there a general belief that in order to be good,or to seen as being good, one has to embrace religion?<br /><br />that's the false front the religion pumps daily .. ironic considering all the blood and guilt and crime on most religions hands . moreso than not , the flock is lulled into not even realizing when they judge , discriminate , spread misinformation , discredit others , and... Tue, 22 May 2012 02:00:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12194769 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191747 How does God relate to His creation?<br /><br />you spelled "creators " wrong . ;-) Mon, 21 May 2012 05:57:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191747 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191745 How does God save sinners?<br /><br />he doesn't .. even if he existed .. Mark 10:26-27 Who can be saved? Jesus said: For human-beings, it is impossible… Obviously, all Christians, who try to convert you,or think they are saved , believe Jesus to be a liar concerning salvation. Mon, 21 May 2012 05:55:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191745 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191623 Why didn't we believe Iron Man?!?<br /><br />when iron man (of the song "iron man " by ozzy ) returned from the future, he was turned into steel by a magnetic field , thus could not talk unable verbally to warn people of the coming apocalypse. His other attempts to communicate were ignored and mocked and deemed "funny" . so... Mon, 21 May 2012 04:33:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191623 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191508 Some engage in serving up gratuitous insults to others for no reason. Who are these people and why do they do it...for kicks?<br /><br />....*(kick ) .. " haha" .. *(runs away ) ;-) Mon, 21 May 2012 03:00:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191508 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191497 Is there an uneasy truce between atheists and believers lately? No religious or attack on Jesus lately.<br /><br />did you mean" less responses to atheist attacks" .. and non christian practices " ? funny there's such less of the second .. when there's less of the first . Mon, 21 May 2012 02:44:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191497 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191492 Is there a difference between a religion and a cult?.<br /><br />in most cases ... no . Mon, 21 May 2012 02:40:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191492 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191486 Why are gasoline prices so high?<br /><br />bombs cost money. Mon, 21 May 2012 02:35:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191486 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191483 Do you know the difference between "Religion" and a "true Relationship with God?"<br /><br />one's public sewage ,,,, one's just your own bullsh@t . ;-) Mon, 21 May 2012 02:34:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191483 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191480 Can you please hold my _____ for me?<br /><br />cock .... while i try and catch the hen ? ;-) Mon, 21 May 2012 02:32:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191480 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191478 Is God smart enough to realize that a smart person would conclude that God didn't write the Bible? What's God's Plan B for smart people?<br /><br />man was smart enough to invent gods for control through fear .. knowing full well that some people are not that smart and will believe it . man's plan A for other smart people was ...to kill them . plan B was to discriminate , attempt to discredit them , spred... Mon, 21 May 2012 02:29:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191478 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191463 Favorite activity on a lazy, hot Sunday Afternoon?<br /><br />why in the heck would i want activity when i'm lazy ? ;-) Mon, 21 May 2012 02:21:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191463 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191452 So many women , so little time A gift of paganism? Or just common sense? ..<br /><br /><a data-lk="http://media.photobucket.com/image/confused smart/Mazi/Gifs animados/maxwell_smart__confused.gif?o=7" target="_blank"><img src="http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr337/Mazi/Gifs%20animados/maxwell_smart__confused.gif" border="0"/></a> Mon, 21 May 2012 02:17:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191452 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191439 can cats see demons?<br /><br />Cats are too smart for such human religious foolishness . Mon, 21 May 2012 02:01:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191439 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191434 Can an atheist be a Christian?<br /><br />" it has served us well , this myth of christ " (pope loe X) Mon, 21 May 2012 01:56:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191434 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191430 Anti-gay Christians use the OT to justify their position. But they say we don't have to obey Deuteronomy 21:18-21. Why?<br /><br />i'm guessing christians will try and use the coverup pre fab excuse that jesus wiped out those rules and their punishments after he was killed for their sins etc .. lol .. funny though ; the NT commands the OT be followed . take a look at these NT qoutes ; “For truly, I... Mon, 21 May 2012 01:53:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191430 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191415 do u find the music of today is far from what it used to be ?<br /><br />there has been no good music since the 80's ... with the exception of "nightwish" of course . ;-) Mon, 21 May 2012 01:37:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191415 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191410 Which book, poem or story could serve as a Bible for atheists? Seriously.<br /><br />the bible itself does a fine job .. it has made many an atheist . if more christians would actually read it themselves , instead of having specific carefully chosen , re-worded , sugar coated , parts read to them every week . there would be less christians . on average... Mon, 21 May 2012 01:35:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191410 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191239 What's your favorite home remedy for a hangover?<br /><br />not really a home remedy ... more of a bar remedy ;-) Sun, 20 May 2012 23:06:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191239 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191237 Why dont I know you ??<br /><br />you are getting there ;-) Sun, 20 May 2012 23:05:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191237 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191234 What does "monotheism" mean?<br /><br />it means you are one more god discounting rationality away from being an atheist . youve discounted all of them but one . Sun, 20 May 2012 23:03:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191234 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191215 why are people such idiots ?<br /><br />i blame religion . Sun, 20 May 2012 22:55:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191215 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12188220 Can a non-religious institution function as a religion?<br /><br />the govenment the army police you know .. control through fear , lies , coverups , dictatorship, etc etc etc . ;-) Sun, 20 May 2012 02:02:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12188220 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12188208 Did "Adam" (first human) commit INCEST with "Eve?"<br /><br />lol .. if you think that's bad .. adam and eve had 3 kids ....ALL BOYS!!!!.. LOL.. If i were making up a creation story ,, i would include some girls somewhere .. but hey .. sex with MOM works for some i guess . Sun, 20 May 2012 01:56:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12188208 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12188193 My friend invited me to the celebration/party for her four kids in honor of their First Communion is it appropriate to bring a gift?<br /><br />sure .. get them a ""happy getting child drafted into a cult day " card . maybe get the church a "congrats on your new drafties " card . "happy brain washing" . maybe a "i support child abuse" button for yourself? Sun, 20 May 2012 01:47:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12188193 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12183597 I think God.<br /><br />i'd get that fixed . Fri, 18 May 2012 13:59:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12183597 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12183594 If atheist convinces theist God non-existent and as result theist commits suicide -could atheist be considered guilty of manslaughter?<br /><br />not at all .. exposing the truth is not what caused the event , the truth is the truth ..it is harmless in itself . it is the lie , scam , and the brainwashing in the first place and its intentional deceit that caused the despair when clashing with reality . but good... Fri, 18 May 2012 13:58:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12183594 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181811 I really would like to conquer the urge to___________?<br /><br />...mate with the anonymous witch by doing so? ;-} Thu, 17 May 2012 23:49:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181811 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181808 Who can be greater than me when I'm playing Semitic-linked to the good Gulf arabs and beloved Jews-and Ancient Greek induced holy melodies?<br /><br />idon't know prof . you're rockin that zithar pretty good . ;-) i'd love to see ya on cigar box guitar tho ;-) i'd give you a run for your money there ;-) Thu, 17 May 2012 23:47:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181808 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181801 Why did Jesus abandon you?<br /><br />he got pissed when he told me he could do anything ... and i said "ok...hold this marble " . ;-) Thu, 17 May 2012 23:41:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181801 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181793 Do you believe in curses or jinxes?<br /><br />just remember .... wheather you believe in the effects of curses or not ..... you're right . Thu, 17 May 2012 23:37:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181793 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181787 If Hell's got bells will you ring one when you get there?<br /><br />the dingdongs i hear , are the believers in heaven and hell . ;-) Thu, 17 May 2012 23:34:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181787 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181774 why is London a better place to live than your city<br /><br />i was going to say the're less conceited .... till now . ;-) Thu, 17 May 2012 23:26:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181774 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181766 R you somebody I used to know ?<br /><br />nah ... you'd remember me . ;-) Thu, 17 May 2012 23:22:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181766 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181753 Have you ever ran from the law and used a kangaroo's pouch for a hideout?<br /><br />nope .. too slimey in there ... whoops (don't ask me how i know that ) Thu, 17 May 2012 23:16:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181753 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181749 Do you belive humans will be the invaders draining olther planets of resources because we have uesed up our own?<br /><br />yup.. we have already drilled and dug on the moon . to a tiny degree ,... but still . Thu, 17 May 2012 23:15:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181749 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181740 Does religion make you realize no other body of knowledge, or philosophies,<br /><br />one of religions main goals is to fool people into thinking just that . Thu, 17 May 2012 23:11:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181740 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181719 Do you think the Bible would stand up in court being accused of fraud?<br /><br />nope .. not a chance . ironicly it would be its own worst witness . ps (didint i ask this exact question )? ;-) Thu, 17 May 2012 23:02:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181719 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181711 Can you name anything Australia and America have in common<br /><br />A a Thu, 17 May 2012 22:56:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181711 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181708 Can anyone, and please know what you're saying,give me a basic list of instructions to be able to understand politics in a larger scale?<br /><br />study religion , and you'll get it . you know .. power , ...deception , .control through fear , ....and all that . ;-) Thu, 17 May 2012 22:54:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181708 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181692 If you could rid the world of one vice what would it be?<br /><br />religion Thu, 17 May 2012 22:43:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181692 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181688 How come karma doesn't come back to bite some people?<br /><br />oh it does ,, but it's hard to fit the punishment with the crime till everything is tallied ;-) they are probbly still adding to it . ;-) sometimes dogmas chase karmas till the karma slams on the brakes. ;-) Thu, 17 May 2012 22:42:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12181688 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12172204 If Jesus brought people back from the dead as described by [John 11:25] how many of these zombies did he create?<br /><br />ah .. you can explain it all away with the fact that jesus lies . ie: Matthew 9:18-25 While Jesus spoke, there came a certain ruler who worshipped him, saying, my daughter is dead, but come and lay thy hand upon her, and she shall live. Jesus said ***the maid is not dead, but sleeping.***... Mon, 14 May 2012 21:50:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12172204 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12172195 A 9 year old boy counter-protested WBC with a sign that says "God Hates No One" Christians do you agree? Non-Christians do you? Why?<br /><br />although i'd have to say he doesnt , because he does not exist .. i'll let their own books contridict them. Proverbs 6:16 There are six things the LORD hates, seven that are detestable to him: Deuteronomy 16:22 and do not erect a sacred stone, for these the LORD your God... Mon, 14 May 2012 21:40:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12172195 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12171050 Where is my rooster ?<br /><br />i dont know .. ive just got one cock here ... but i'll share it with you ;-} Mon, 14 May 2012 14:42:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12171050 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169547 I can't spell restaurant without looking it up or spellcheck correcting me! What word can't you spell?<br /><br />amathist . amathsst amathyst am... ah f#@k it . ;-) Mon, 14 May 2012 05:29:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169547 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169542 Is there a psychological term or name for people who have to have the last word?<br /><br />stormarms .. or shunyatas? maybe ;-) Mon, 14 May 2012 05:28:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169542 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169539 After 8yrs he proposes a week later he leaves was I wrong?<br /><br />i think his parents flagged my answer . lol Mon, 14 May 2012 05:27:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169539 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169116 Will a cold shower douse that fire between your legs tonight?<br /><br />heck no .. i'm honier that a 3 peckered billygoat . :-} Mon, 14 May 2012 00:30:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169116 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169102 Is Osama a good name for a pet goat ?<br /><br />good name for a scapegoat . ;-) Mon, 14 May 2012 00:23:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169102 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169084 I have a 5 month old black pedigree Labrador who bites be quite badly drawing blood sometimes. He mostly bites me. Occationally he will bite my partner and nieces and nephews. I cought him trying to mouth my 8 week old nephews hand when he was in his seat<br /><br />why bring race into this ? ;-) Mon, 14 May 2012 00:12:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169084 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169078 What did you say the last time you hit your thumb with a hammer?<br /><br />phuck ! Mon, 14 May 2012 00:01:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169078 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169076 If you are heavily into religion or God or creationism, or the wages of sin(9.99 per ten is the standard levy),<br /><br /><a data-lk="http://media.photobucket.com/image/confused smart/Mazi/Gifs animados/maxwell_smart__confused.gif?o=8" target="_blank"><img src="http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr337/Mazi/Gifs%20animados/maxwell_smart__confused.gif" border="0"/></a> Sun, 13 May 2012 23:58:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169076 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169075 Do you think god feels guilt over all the millions of people he killed?<br /><br />nope .. but it's convienant for those truly responsable to sluff off that blame to a deity they invented . "got a problem with me slaughtering your kind ? take it up with my pink unicorn " Sun, 13 May 2012 23:55:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169075 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169073 Why are so many of the Churches in America asleep? Why are there so many dead Churches?<br /><br />altar boys "blew " all the "prophets " ? Sun, 13 May 2012 23:49:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169073 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169071 For those whom know what it is, who's your favorite Mortal Kombat character?<br /><br />i just like doing this ; 11111111111111111111111111111111111111001111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111100011111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111100001111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111110000111111111111111111111111111111... Sun, 13 May 2012 23:45:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169071 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12168066 Do you think Jesus hates heavy metal musicians?<br /><br />hell no . <object width="420" height="315"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eH6wozlI0-w?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"/></object> Sun, 13 May 2012 14:17:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12168066 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12168058 Why did god create atheists?<br /><br />he didnt .. everyone was natually born one . Sun, 13 May 2012 14:13:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12168058 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12168055 roman catholic, born again, seventh day adventist, christian, protestants? WHAT ARE THE DIFFERENCES? please tell me :(<br /><br />the more off shoots you start .. the more "leaders' there can be . Sun, 13 May 2012 14:12:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12168055