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Do you think Susan Atkins, Leslie Van Houten and Patricia Krenwinkel should be paroled?
Interesting to note that "squeaky frome (sp)" was recently released from prison, but i guess she only tried to kill the president...
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Are you Richer or Poorer than you were two Years ago?
Poorer, but not homeless yet
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Can you tell me something I dont what to know?
I'm sitting at my P.C butt nekid!
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Describe love in 1 word........
Life!
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If George Clooney knocked on your door at 3 A.M. naked what would you do?
Sell him something to wear at an extremely high price
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Would you be willing to get a tattoo of your avatar?
Yep I designed it myself too
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What would you consider to be the greatest hoax of all time? (e.g. Amityville horror etc)
religion
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Do/did you like Frank Sinatra's music?
I like Sid Vicious's version of my way....that's about it
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Is it ok for a guy who is 18 to date a girl who is 13 yrs. old?
Sure! If you wanna get arrested
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Do you ever feel that the moderators can be downright mean?
Hell yeahh!! I just got a post deleted from another site for calling a guy a "cocksucker" Can u believe that?
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Where is Sun City located?
South Africa. Used to be a hub of controversy, boycotted by many a super star
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Where do your pets sleep at night?
My 500,000+ roaches sleep in the wall cavities mainly. they like the warmth
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How far have you driven to go for a meal? Why the trouble?
50,000 light years to eat a dog
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Honor: What does that word mean to you? And do you really see it in our daily lives?
It means you're American. We spell it "Honour"
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How do I make kimchi? Can I use the same process as sauerkraut and just add the garlic, red chili pepper, sugar and ginger?
Real Korean Kimchi requires the addition of squid guts. If it's good kimchi it should start to ooze out of its container in your fridge if left for too long. this is due to the fermentation
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How many people bring light, refreshment, and encouragement into your life?
My electrician, my local bartender and the guy that told me to go for the drunk blonde at the end of the bar
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If it is written in the bible that Jesus said "Do not worship me, worship God", then doesn't the basic concept of Christianity go expressly againts the teachings of it's own mesiah?
Who cares? Go out and get laid!! I think Jesus would agree with me on this
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Do you think television brings a family together or distances them?
we have three TV's so it definitely distances us. I'm in one room watching hard porn, my wife's in the kitchen watching some crappy game show and my kids are in the other room glued to the cartoon network.
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Are you a clone?
baaa...
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Have you ever eaten a persimmon?
We have them all over the place here and to tell the truth I'm sick of the sight of them. I do like to make milkshakes with them though. Take a banana, and a 'kaki' (we call them that here in Japan) put them in the blender with some milk and flick the switch! Bam! Great breakfast drink!!
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Is it a sin to be bisexual?
Of course it isn't!! don't listen to the ridiculous regurgitations of the Christians spouting their bible passages. It's just a collection of books chosen from a much larger number and put together by a committee. You are born with likes and dislikes!! Nobody attacks you because you like Tabasco sauce on vanilla ice-cream do they? You are just acting on your natural biological...
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IS IT POSSIBLE FOR SCIENTIST TO DEVELOP HUMAN BODY PARTS?
Stem cells have the ability to develop into any body part. Scientists have been experimenting with embryonic stem cells for a while now and have had some amazing results.
Of course the Christian right wing bio-nazis would rather have you die for lack of a transplantable organ than allow this kind of research to go ahead in the so called developed world
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I'm 22 and thinking of getting circumcised. I hear females prefer it what do you think I should do?
You hear?? Sounds like you're not very experienced in the sex dept. If you use you tool right the women won't give a shit whether you've got a bit of skin on the end or not, believe me!!
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My aunty just found a used condom in her 14 year old daughters garbage. my aunty asked me for advise on what she should do. any advice?
If your aunty's asking for advice about a condom in her daughter's trash maybe the daughter should be having a little talk to HER about the birds n stuff
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Have you been to Morocco and if so whats it like there?
Never! been to Morocco though
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Who founded the Mormon religion?
A complete whack job by the name of Joseph Smith who read these golden tablets from behind a bigassed curtain supposedly given to him by the Angel Morony(sp) so by rights they should have called themselves 'Morons'
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How can some write almost similar questions, and yet it's not a dublicate?
spelling and grammatical errors
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Is it alright to cling on traditions?
depends on the tradition. Not too many Japanese cling to the tradition of Hara Kiri anymore
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Do guys like it when girls act cute, innocent and stupid?
Only if the cute innocence and stupidity culminate in him getting laid
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My boyfriend says I am, " to kinky". What do I do?
come over to my place and let's get our freak on!!!
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Are you "Man Thinking" or do you just regurgitate the ideas of great men who exemplified "Man Thinking"? ;)
I'm never "Man thinking" my mind is fixed firmly on women!!
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What's the disadvantages of china's one child policy
Little Emperor/empress syndrome
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Guys: what makes a girl cute vs. hot?
the difference is about a liter of gasoline
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Do boys like cute girls?
Does the pope crap in the woods?
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Would unexpected snow on Christmas make you happy?
I'd be surprised as hell since Christmas for us is in the middle of summer
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Are you cute or ugly?
I have a face that looks like it lost a fight with a lawn mower
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How do I feed my cute little -4 troll?
Sugar coated Zyklon-B tablets come highly recommended
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Have you ever told a lie?
Hey...I'm a used car salesman....take a wild guess
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Why can't I get a straight answer from a Mormon?
Stick to Yes and NO questions
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How to get employees to stop bitching about their job?
Fire them, then they'll be bitching about not having a job
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Which country will Russia attack next?
the next resource rich, Islamic republic that tries for independence
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Is it a sin to touch a dead pig's skin?
Only if Moses forgot to read the 11th commandment: Thou shalt not touch the skin of a dead pig!!!
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Can tanning beds give you white spots on your skin when you get older? If so, how do you get rid of them?
Spend five times longer on the tanning bed
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Who keeps moving my trash can?
me!! Stop putting it on my foot!!
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What kind of people do you like to spend time with?
Nymphomaniacs
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Have you ever spent the day watching the Sun Rise and the Sun Set in Australia?
Yep, used to watch the sun rise in Sydney and then drive over to Perth to watch it set (two days later)
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Have you ever encountered an erection at a nudist beach?
If you ever crack a boner at a nudist colony you should lie face down on the sand (Be at a beach resort for safety) and wait it out while looking at grannies to make it go down with optimal speed. Avoid looking at the hot chicks or it'll be "get down and gimme forty!!!"
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"Sweet 16" Would you help me wish my daughter, Haley, A Happy 16th Birthday?
Siiiiiiixteen candles.......um.....dah dah dee dee daaaah......blow out the candles.......lahh dah deee deee dum......
Sorry don't know the words, but what a great singing voice I have eh?
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Sentence with minimum of 15 words without using the letter a
The quick brown fox jumps over the shiftless dog then goes on to become hound chow
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What would you do with a billion dollars?
Put a hundred million in the bank for each of my kids and then blow the rest on pure unadulterated debauchery
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Why, every morning, do I wake up with a hard-on? (why the negative rating?, it's an honest question)
Morning 'wood' is also nature's way of saying, "Hey, don't piss yourself in your sleep!!"
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What pisses you off the most about telemarketers?
they never call me :(
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What answers could i get from you if i held you hostage?
Well, by day three I guess you'd have extracted a confession from me about my cross dressing......dang.....I mean my FRIEND'S cross dressing....ahem.....
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How do i prevent myself from being clingy towards my boyfriend?
Don't wear so much Velcro
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You're working airport security, a woman whose water you just confiscated tells you "Do I look like a terrorist? I have blonde hair and blue eyes. Terrorists don't have blonde hair and blue eyes." What would be your response?
I wouldn't say anything. I'd be too busy wrestling her to the ground and cuffing her while shouting "Swarm!! Swarm!!" in to my lapel microphone.
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What will happen if you are caught driving with just a learners license without a licensed driver in south africa (kzn)
It would depend upon whether you're caught by the police or by a pack of hyenas. Although the hyenas would most likely overlook your driving infraction, they'll still probably eat you
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Whats the closest airport to you?
Tokyo international Airport, now renamed Narita Airport. 30 minutes by car from my house. We're right under the flight path so the sound of jets is background noise for us.
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Is the sun really dying?
I prefer to think of it as going (veeeery slowly) into another phase of its endless cycle of transformations from burning orb of nuclear fusion etc to the raw material for new stars to be created..
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Why does my back hurt when i stand up for too long?
Because you're in a movie theater and the guy behind you is thumping you continuously to get you to sit back down!
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What not to say to a patient on a surgery table?
Hey, have you seen my watch?
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How many body parts can you name that can be used as verbs?
Arm, leg, foot, toe, nail, knee, heel, bum, dick, back, stomach, elbow, finger, hand, arm, neck, jaw, mouth, head, nose, eye, thumb, tongue, palm, gum, *pussy
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What's the best chuck norris joke?
Chuck Norris is too cool to play Chess, but if he did, he could get check mate in his opening move!!
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When somebody says fu*k off, what can be the best reply be? or what would you say?
If someone is telling you to fuck off, it's probably not a good idea to push it by being a smart ass and try to get the last word in. Start trying to be clever and the next thing they throw at you will be a fist!! Just walk away..
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Why does my boyfriend act different after he hangs out with his friends? when hes around his family, my family or me hes nice, polite, and all that but after he gets back from his friends hes quiet, kinda rude and kicks back with a beer.
He doesn't have a strong enough sense of himself, and is too easily influenced by his friends. He sounds young and unsure of who he wants to be, the tough guy who's a man's man and keeps his "bitch" in her place, or what sounds to be more his true self, who treats you with respect, and without his buddies around, doesn't feel a need to live up to any bullshit macho...
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What should be made free?
Anything I want!!
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What should i call my new pet fish?
Omen! That's Nemo backward!
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What is one thing you'll never hear Paris Hilton say?
I think I'll do something smart today!
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Why do humans kiss to show affection?
It depends on what style of kiss your talking about. If it's a peck on the cheek then, yes it's affection, but if it's a full face sucking, deep tongue probe-don't come up for air job, I've gone way past affection and am cruising downtown "Freak city", yeah baby YEEEEAAAAAHH!
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What is ISO in digital cameras?
Light sensitivity calibrated to resemble that of film
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Are you on Anything Besides AB?????
Yes, google earth, Ogrish, Uncover reality, You Tube and 419 eaters
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What is uncultured?
Technically, nothing! Everything we do is part of some culture or other.
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Have you ever travelled on vacation by yourself?
Yes, but I prefer to share the experience with another person. Standing and looking at some great marvel of nature or something and being alone, is a bit lonely. I'm the type that always wants to grab someone by the shirt and go, "Hey isn't that great, and blah blah blah...." but I have to be quiet when I'm on my own....sometimes.
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Have you ever stolen something? If so, what?
There was a time when I was young, when I had the potential to steal anything that wasn't bolted down.....but now I carry a wrench with me...LOL
No, I don't steal now. Not since I was a kid.
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Why do people "catagorize" other people?
Ahhh...so you're one of those people that like to ask difficult questions, aye? LOL
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What makes you want to keep living moment by moment?
The desire to experience change and to discover everything there is to enjoy. Also, the knowledge that both of those have no end!
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What is 'deja vu' exactly, and what explanations are out there that account for why people experience it?
Didn't you ask me that before?
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How many bones have you broken in your life?
Two! Neither of them mine!
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Did you ever see a movie so bad that you actually walked out on it? What was it?
Yes, a few times. To sit until the end of a movie that you're just not enjoying, is a form of torture.
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What do u do in life when u have run out of goals?
You can never run out of goals! Once you think you have, your new goal will be to find another goal!! It will never end!
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How do you explain color to someone who is blind?
By relating it to them in terms of the other senses they have, like taste, feel, or even a sound.
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Which animal is the most dangerous predator?
The corporate lawyer!
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When Stephen Hawking takes his flight with Zero Gravity Corp, will that be his Brief History in Weightlessness?
Yep! And if he decides to write a pamphlet about cooking herbs, it'll be, "A brief history of thyme."
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Is eating a mermaid cannibilism
Only if you eat the top half! The bottom half is sushi..
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Does all the holy books in world lead us to attain peace?
If you look at the history of the world and see how much blood has been shed in the name of god, the answer is no! The so called holy books all contradict each other in various ways, leading to conflict as the believers in each camp, desperate to be right, will kill anyone who opposes their dogma. I believe a true understanding of the nature of god, and true spirituality have very little to do...
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Why are sunglasses important?
I read somewhere that the amount of melanin in your skin, is regulated by your brain, based on signals sent from your eyes, so what does this mean you ask? Well, it means that if you want to protect your skin from sun-damage just that little bit more, wearing sunglasses will help, by reducing the amount of light entering your eyes and thus affecting the melanin levels in the skin..also they...
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What are the signs that one is getting "too old"?
When carbon dating seems like a viable option for verifying your age.
When you have to take a nap.....in the middle of a nap!
When you find yourself humming Kenny G tunes.....and not minding at all...
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Post your CTRL+V
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o230/psydwaindah/Coolarmspic.jpg
Phew!
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Do you prefer drinking from bottles or cans?
Bottles! Glass has class!!
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How much money do you think you'd need to win in the Lottery, before you would never need to work again? Millions? Billions?
It would depend on how you used the money once you got it. If you used is wisely and it began to generate more money for you, you'd be laughing all the way to the bank, but if you just wanted to party and shop and generally splash out, you'd be working again in no time. A lot of big stars have gone broke by living the high life when the going was good and not thinking about later when...
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Bass player, do you use picks or no picks? If it depends on the song, what kinds of songs require picks?
I never use a pick. I like the sound of finger bassing. Although I know a lot of people who play exceptionally well with a pick, I prefer the funky dynamics of playing with just fingers and feeling the tension of the strings in the fingertips.
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I have some white pimple like bumps on my labia minora and on the inside of my labia majora. They have been there quite some time and few are even popable like pimples. What are they?
Calcium deposits maybe...and if so, they're not a problem.
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Would you rather be tall or short? Why?
Somewhere in between. Too tall looks awkward and too short is well.....too short! LOL
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I'm 17. Can I just walk into a drugstore and buy condoms?
If you have legs and money, yes!
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So if we can make ourselves sick worry, can we make ourselves well with happiness?
Yes! Positive thinking can have enormous benifits for the body!
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The guy I like called me like, 4 minutes after I gave him my number with no reason to call. What do you think this means?
You're IN!! LOL
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Have you ever disliked someone that you never met personally ,just over the internet?
Yes. Some people will go out of their way to be as offensive and obnoxious as they can, so I don't take too kindly to them either.
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What's there to lose?
The rugby world cup! If NZ don't break their curse!
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Has time been good to you?
Not all of it...
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If you look to the left of you, what do u see?
A door
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If you were in a band. Would you be the Guitarist, Vocalist, drums, or backup singer?
Bass player!
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How do you think your parents have contributed to your life decisions?
In many ways. For example by choosing where we lived. The environment and its opportunities are a major influence.
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What's your impression of me? Other than that you can probably tell I'm bored?
I think you're a real sweet girl, who has had to deal with some very nasty stuff at an early age, and dealt with it well! :)
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How many ducks could you take in a fight?
Let them come!
All I'll say is the ground will be thick with feathers.....and blood! Muaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaah!
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Would you describe any fellow 'baggers as being arrogant?
Arrogant? No, but I think there are a few here who are totally unreasonable (which I would define as anyone who doesn't agree with me! LOL)
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Any thoughts on DNA?
Yeah, if our DNA is anything to go by, god must be Bill gates!!
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Do you think that you get judged a lot about what nationality you are?
Only in the most stereotypical way...lot's of sheep (attempts at humour! I wouldn't call them jokes after hearing them a million times!) and comments about the all blacks being a great rugby team.
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What is the funniest joke you've ever heard that involes someone walking into a bar?
This mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer.
Barman looks at him and says, "Sorry buddy, we don't serve your kind in here!"
Mushroom goes, "Why not? I'm a fungai!!"
Bada-bing!
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Has anyone said something racist to you?
Sure! Many times! But like I've said before, it's not what is said, it's the spirit in which it's said that creates the offense! Someone can say anything to me and I will never be offended, because I can feel their "vibe" Others don't have to say much at all to make my skin crawl.
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Have you ever helped stop a crime?
When I was young, just deciding to stay home was stopping crime..LOL
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Do you feel it is offensive to refer to friends with slang like "Pimp" or "Ho"?
No! It's funny. And anyone so anal and sensitive as to be offended by such obviously playful name calling, wouldn't be a friend for long.
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Do you think George W Bush is really as stupid as he appears or is he just putting us on?
He has been described by people close to him as one of the least inquisitive presidents in U.S history. Meaning he has no interests! No desire to learn! He has admitted himself, that he hates to read! He has a low I.Q! He is inarticulate. He believes god tells him to invade other countries! He doesn't think it necessary to actually study up on things like the cultures and the religious...
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Have you ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?
I've gone into a room to do something and forgotten what it was by the time I got there. LOL
So, I just decide to do something else instead, only to realise later that that WAS what I'd originally gone into the room to do! Usually at this point the theme music from twilight zone mysteriously starts playing...
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What was your worst haircut ever?
12 years old, my mother's cutting my hair before school!
Life's Lesson: Don't piss your mum off while she's cutting your hair before school!!
I pissed her off somehow! (easy for me) She smacked me upside the head and sent me to school with one half cut and one half long! My playground girlfriend sent her messenger over to tell me she liked my haircut. (sweet thing) I...
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What do the locations of Disneyland (California) and Disney World (Florida) have in common?
They both have whopping great Disneylands on them?
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What do you use most frequently to alter your mood?
Humour!
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Why do some shopkeepers sell you jacked up lighters when you can lower the flame when you leave the shop? Is it a vain attempt to make more money due to gas in lighter running out faster?
Maybe they're part of an international conspiracy to burn our eyebrows off, funded by a secret conglomerate of fake eyebrow manufacturers who are just waiting to take over the world by holding us to ransom when we are at our aesthetically weakest moment......or maybe not...
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How many people have you met from AB in person? Who?
As far as I know, I'm the only ABer in my town, so I haven't met anyone else.
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Did man really go to the moon?
I don't know but, ahhh how do you explain this?
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If you saw a dog, and it talked. it said it was your great great grandma, would you believe it?
Probably...LOL
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How much time do you think it will take you to fall from a 100 storey building.?
I'd say less than 10 seconds. If you saw the people falling from the world trade center, you would have noticed how quickly they fell. You could count it in seconds till they hit the ground.
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What was the most effective historical instrument of torture?
The Kenny G's greatest hits C.D
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Do you think the average soldier should get paid more money?
No...maybe give the above average ones a raise first..
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Which of the addiction you thought, you could never leave and then you left it?
Smoking! I just said, "!That's it!" and quit. It was a joke how easy it was after all these years. Also, drugs.
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Have you driven a motor cycle?
I've ridden one for quite a few years. I Love bikes!
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Have you climbed Ayers Rock? Is it allowed or prohibited? Is it easy or strenuous? How many hours to climb? Is there any thing of interest to see at the top?
I never climbed it because I heard it was a sacred site for the local aborigines, and to climb all over it was just blatant trampling of another people's culture.
And afterward they'll try to sell you things like T-shirts proclaiming, "I puked on Ayer's rock!" and other crass tourist crap!
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If you found the fountain of youth, would you drink from it?
I'd probably drown in it! LOL
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If you suddenly became filthy rich whats the first thing you would buy?
A plane ticket.
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Do you think its weird to collect sudoku puzzles?
No.
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Can you have a five star holiday on a two star budget?
Easy! It's never about how much money you spend, it's about how much you enjoy.
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The judge acting in the Anna Nicole Smith custody hearing seems to be a complete joke to me. Should he be replaced?
It seems to be a tradition in America to put a clown in charge of any high profile case...
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What are some good comebacks to use when people ask me why I never smile?
You can say, "It's the result of an unfortunate "Botox" accident!"
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What's your favorite thing about Answerbag? Why do you use it?
The trolls! They're so predictable, stupid, gutless and persistent.......oh, and irrelevant!
Actually...I hate them! :)
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How many cars have you had in your lifetime?
I've had three. (Still using the third one)
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How long should you nap for?
Less than an hour is better to avoid feeling groggy. If thats not enough you can have multiple micro-sleeps.
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Does anyone here know or has met a famous person? If yes, who?
I met the Duke of Norfolk at a castle in England once. Apparently he's like a really big deal, and plays a major role in coronating new queens/kings. He strolled up to me after I'd crawled out of my car all groggy from sleeping in it, and says "Why Hellooo there, and where are you from...chat chat etc etc.." He was very nice, but I'd never heard of him. Someone else...
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If you were a crayon what color would you be? (think outside the box)
Peach
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Besides me, does anyone else like to sit and listen to thunderstorms and watch the lightening?
Yep! I love thunderstorms and lightning. It's totally awesome when it strikes nearby (not too near though) LOL
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Do you love animals or try to avoid them?
Love them, but avoid touching them unless they're clean. You can get quite a few nasty viruses from animals.
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If you could, would you want to be a vampire?
No, because I love garlic too much, and generally prefer a more extensive menu. Although, I do love the night, all that stalking around looking for voluptuous young women to drink from would seriously cut into my AB time..
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Have you ever been held up at gunpoint in your life?
No
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How many hours of sleep do you get per day?
About 6 or 7 hours these days.
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What is your favorite older comedy (not too old but like late 80's back)
"Spies like us."
"Three Amigos."
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A man is laying in the desert naked. He has a straw in his hand. His clothes are about 100 feet away. How did he get to the desert? How did he die? And why does he have a straw in his hand? you can ask yes or no questions.
Was he taking part in an annual "Mile high club-sky orgy" when he accidentally tripped the plane's "door open" mechanism with his butt as he bent over to sip his drink and got sucked out?
Is he at a nudist camp or some other nudy type of resort in the desert, and was he sunbathing and about to put his straw in one of those tropical looking drinks with little...
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Are there any businesses that you refuse to do business with? Why?
I try not to buy products from any company that I know to have a bad track record in terms of environmental responsibility.
Also, I just flat out don't buy from any company that has obnoxious, in your face advertising.
Companies on my shit list are:
1. MacDonald's (Never buy)
2. Kimberly Clarke ( They profit from the destruction of virgin Canadian forests!!)
3. Nissui ( They...
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What was your all time favorite television show theme somg?
Some good ones:
Mission Impossible
Dr Who
Hawaii 5-O
Barny Miller
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Extra AB accounts only for points: pathetic or a way to get your word across?
It sounds pathetic.
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What can the average consumer to increase their current car's gas mileage?
1.Make sure the tires are adequately inflated.
2.Don't use the air conditioner in summer.
3. Don't drive fast with lots of high rev acceleration and heavy braking.
4. Keep your speed as constant as possible.
5. Try to avoid routes with lots of traffic lights, or reasons to stop and start.
6. Make sure your engine is tuned.
7. Roll down hills, and use gravity and the cars...
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How do you manage to eat healthy when you are living in a busy, pick-up-food-to-go world?
Pick up healthy food.
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What is your favorite old time black and white movie?
"Who's afraid of Virginia Wolf?"
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What do you do, even though you know it's bad for you?
Drive way too fast.
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Who here records their own music, and whats the best way to do it?
I do. I had an 8 track, but now I go to the studio and record there.
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What is the worst song ever?
It's not a song, but it is a form of cruel and unusual punishment which deserves a mention......Kenny G!!!!
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In your opinion,who is the greatest Punk Band?
Bands I like:
Black Flag
Fear
Dead Kennedys
The stranglers
Ramones
Sirhan Sirhan
Suicidal Tendencies
The Clash
The Fall
Sonic Youth
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Do you know your own blood type?
I'll answer that with a question of my own:
Which blood type do mosquitos find most attractive?
I actually saw this proven on a T.V program. All the blood types were represented, and one of each put their arms into plastic boxes full of hungry skeeters. My blood type was the most popular!!
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Who is this "Chubby" I keep hearing about?
Just some loser with tourettes who has delusions of his own comic genius, and the social skills of a 12 year old.
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Do pigs fly?
Only those that can afford it. The rest walk.
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Do you support the N.R.A.?
No.
The NRA have support rallies in towns right after tragic shootings, to boost their image again. That seems pretty heartless.
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Why is the game of Cricket not so popular in USA.
Because in order to play it, you need an attention span. LOL
No, I don't know...maybe Americans like games that start and finish on the same day. But, perhaps if they did decide to play, they'd be quite good at it. Look at the U.S soccer team! Very impressive!!
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Why is domestic violence increasing?
One factor may well be that it is being reported more than it used to be. Women are no longer suffering in silence like they did in the past.
Our cultures are maturing a little more, and the biblical idea of a man's dominance and ownership of his wife is now unacceptable in the eyes of society, so the violent symptoms of that dysfunctional way of thinking aren't tolerated either.
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Why are so many people into drugs today? I get sad but you don't see me lighting up.
For a lot of people it starts off as just curiosity, and for those who like what they find, the more they use, the more psychologically dependant they become as the drug use grafts itself onto their lifestyles.
Eating, playing, watching T.V ...anything becomes a trigger for drug use as you seek to heighten simple pleasures even more with chemicals.
After a while, these things are no fun...
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Do trolls have brains?
Yes, but a brain to a troll is like a lamp to a blind person....useless!
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Which type of people are you more prejudiced against, smokers or obese people?
Smokers!!
They stink!!
Someone down rated me for this answer, but it's true.
Often in the morning or at night I'm sitting on the train with my eyes closed, I suddenly have this horrible smell, like I'm sitting next to a full ashtray. I open my eyes and another chain smoking salary man is sitting next to me. The stink is offensive!! Smokers are quite unaware of just how much...
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Do you talk to people while in an elevator?
No! I have no interest in filling a few seconds of silence by making polite chit-chat to a complete stranger who I probably won't ever see again. I prefer to look up and stare at the little numbers as they light up, as if they are the most intriguing things in the universe at that particulart time. LOL
If I'm with someone though, I talk to them normally like I would anywhere else.
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Who here doesnt live in America?
I don't live in America, but I'm surrounded by American culture.
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How much skin does a man have to show to be considered "slutty"?
There's some skin that would get him arrested, so it depends on the actual skin he decides to show.
I've never associated the word "slutty" with a man, but that's probably more due to gender stereotyping than anything else, because men fit the definition more.
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If you were stranded on a desert island, what 3 things would you take? (me - MP3 player, chocolate and a torch)
1. The female population of Tokyo.
2. The city of Las Vegas
3. An extra pair of socks.
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What should you say when someone calls you a "square" for getting good grades?
Wait for about 6 years, and then say,....."Medium coke, large fries and a cheese burger to go, please!"
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Do you read all the answers before you answer a question?? Or does it depend on how many are there?
Usually I read a few. I'm usually formulating my answer as I scan the others to check if anyone else has already posted what I want to say. If they haven't, I go ahead and post, and if they have.....I go ahead and post anyway to get the points! LOL
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Do you flirt?
Does a bear go to the bathroom in the woods? LOL
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What is the origin of the universe?
I don't know, but i find it strange that religious people and scientists are so incapable of agreeing on anything.
Why is it so impossible to think that perhaps God did create the universe and the mechanism he used to do it was, "The big bang" It's all very well to believe it was god if you want to, but HOW?? Science may provide those answers without being the...
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How would you react if you had to watch someone die and could do nothing about it?
If I could do nothing but watch, I wouldn't allow it to upset me. I would try to forget it, because feeling bad is meaningless. If I had an opportunity to do something about it and messed up, I'd feel bad.
Of course, if it was someone close to me, my reation would be much more extreme....human nature!
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What should be done to free our planet from terrorism?
Terrorism is just a symptom of a much more serious problem which has its roots in a mixture twisted religious ideology, ignorance, illiteracy, poverty, cultural elitism, racism, anger and fear. Deal with these, and you've made a serious dent in the problem of terrorism.
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Can you desribe you mother in one word?
Dead
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How many degrees removed are you from the actor Kevin Bacon?
He's my niece!
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Do you keep quiet and move on when sombody is wrong or you try to prove your point?
It depends on how feisty they are about it. If they are cool, then generally I'm cool, but if they start getting an attitude, I'm not gonna back down.
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Gambling or other wise, what is the most amount of money you have ever lost?
$3500 cash. I got a long distance collect call from Australia back in the Toll call days.
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How much money do you spend everyday?
It depends on the day. Sometimes as little as $20 and other days up to $2500
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If you were offered the job of president of the USA would you take it? If so, why? If not, why not?
Yes, I'd take it to see how long I'd last if I decided to be totally honest, protect the environment, be transparent as possible in financial matters, champion the poor and weak, practice true democracy. I'm sure if I tried to operate by those principles I'd get the boot really quickly.
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Would you let someone shoot you if you were wearing a bullet proof vest?
NO. That would be really pointless.
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How To Save Time in the Kitchen?
Eat out!
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Have you donated an organ before? If so, which one and to who?
Not donated, just loaned to the right ones! LOL
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How do you know if you're a good parent?
If you're the one asking this question, chances are you're a good parent.
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Do you like calm chowder?
Yes! I definitely like my chowder to be calm! LOL
Of course I realise it was a typo and you meant "Clam" chowder, in which case my answer is also "Yes!"
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Which movie is a better work of art, Reservoir Dogs or Pulp Fiction? Also which is your favorite scene?
I'd say Reservoir Dogs because it is more theatrical in its minimalism. There is more left to the imagination, and I like that. Also, it's got a great cast of totally obnoxious, self serving, opportunistic characters whose selfishness is an art form unto itself! LOL
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If you had to pay $1 for every time you cursed, how soon would you be bankrupt?
About a week.
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How can we put an end on terrorism in India
Sectarian violence is probably the underlying cause of terrorist attacks too, so eliminate religious extremism and you are well on the way to eliminating terrorism. In India though, I think this is a long long way off.
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Will you let it go?
Sure!.....as long as you let ME have the last word!
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What color is your front door?
Black!
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What do you think about a law making spanking a child illegal?
I don't know the details of the law in question, but I'd be very wary of any law that tries to wrest control of a child's discipline away from its parents. How would they gauge the severity of the spanking? Whose judgement would be used? It sounds like heartless idealism.
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Have you ever performed on stage?
Many times. I was in drama clubs at school and University, and also was in a couple of bands. We did live gigs almost every week. Some big venues sometimes and a lot of pubs and club stuff.
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Have you ever watched a movie and got so wrapped up in it that you thought that you were part of the cast?
No I can't say as I have ever gotten that wrapped up in a movie without the aid of hallucinogenic substances.
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Would you ever allow your child to drink while underage if you were supervising?
Nothing alcoholic! It's not just the legality, it's the biology! Young peoples brains aren't fully developed yet, and the last thing they need is an early start to the braincell culling process, because of a stupid and irresponsible parent who thinks they're being progressive by allowing their child to drink.
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What tv channel do you watch the most?
Discovery
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Have you ever seen a car crash? how bad was it?
Yes. The guy burnt to death in front of me. Very nasty indeed!
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If all of the illegal immigrants were removed from the US overnight, what would be the impact on the country?
A huge number of businesses would go belly up due to the sudden loss of cheap exploitable labour.
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Is there a color that ends with the letter M?
Yellowm
Bluem
Greem
Redm
Pinkm
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Do you sometimes think that companies that create anti-virus software are behind a lot of the viruses in the first place?
They are definitely aggressive in their pop up advertising! I hate the way they are the only ones who can constantly bombard your PC with obnoxious ads, so I wouldn't be surprised if they were also infecting our PCs just to get us to buy their products.
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I miss the twin towers (world trade center), do you?
I think NY is definitely not the same without them, but I guess that's pretty bloody obvious!
I am the only person in my family who has actually stood on the roof of the south tower. It seems weird to think that the building that was under me just went "Whooosh!!" and is now gone!
Who else has actually been inside and on top of either building?
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Can we post CONGRATULATORY kudos to our first AB Maestro?
Maestro??? Hmmmm....kaaaaaaay....anyway, congrats there Drublic.
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When you graduated from college, did you get a job according to your degree,or got whatever was available?
When I graduated, I got into a band. It didn't really have anything to do with my degree.
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What is your favorite candy?
Sorry, but I'm one of those few people who actually hate sweets. I don't like any kind of candy.
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What is your favorite gangster movie?
Good fellas
Reservoir dogs
Casino
A Bronx tale
The Godfather
Scarface
Carlito's way
Analyse this (LOL)
etc etc etc...
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Your home is about to be destroyed, everyone is safe. What inanimate object to do you grab and why?
My guitar! At least I can entertain all my fellow refugees as we sit around amid the rubble of our former lives.
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Do you think Hillary Clinton is going to be the next President of the U.S.?
Maybe! Either way I think America is gearing up for something new, like a black president or a woman. It'll be interesting to see which comes first.
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Can I get fired if I have to leave work or be absent form work due to migraines. I have asked that the smoking area be moved due to the location, it comes straight into my office. Cigarette/Cigar smoke kills me, what are my options.
Demanding clean air to breathe is definitely not asking too much! You have a right to have your health protected, and your company has a duty NOT to damage it. If this is the source of your headaches and your company is doing nothing to help you, I'd say you have grounds for a lawsuit against them. Nobody should have to breath the stinking polluted air of others! Good luck! Don't...
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I have black hair and fair skin and I hate it, what should I do?
Realise that black hair and fair skin is beautiful! It happens to be my personal favourite combination, and millions of other peoples too, so be proud of your gifts and learn to enhance and appreciate them.
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Is your face symmetric?
No! My face is asymmetric!
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Complete the sentence. I watch tv becasue________.
...it never fails to put me to sleep!
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Have you ever been in a parade?
Yes, I was in a Japanese samurai parade at a major temple in Japan. I was a slave to the beautiful princess, so I had to walk behind her carrying a giant umbrella to shield her sensitive porcelain skin from the harmful UV rays of the sun. We walked around the city for two days, and I was really knackered!! The first day, I had a hangover from the night before and my head was pounding. She was...
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What, if anything, is perfect in this world?
Everything is a perfect example of itself.
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Have you ever attempted suicide?
Only from the, "Why do people do it?" perspective.
Suicide is the final desperate act of rage against life! It solves nothing....instead it compounds the negative karma and guarantees a repeat of the same problems until they are faced.
Some people feel trapped in a negative existence that confines their spirit, so they make a mad dash for the only exit they see, not knowing that...
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Today how many times have you laughed?
Countless times! I laugh a lot!
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Should the US government legalize prostitution?
If you care about the welfare of women who chose this as their profession, yes it should be at least decriminalised, regulated and protected. Like the war on drugs, the laws on prostitution are based on Christian morality, not practicality or reality. It's the forceful imposition of a moral ideal on a society that is more diverse than the thinking allows for.
Women in Amsterdam have...
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How many people do you know or have known who is a Filipino?
About three.
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How long was your birth?
How long was it? Ummmm....anyone got a pair of scissors?
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What level are you on, on answerbag?
44 until I get another 430 points
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If you were a superhero with whatever superpowers you'd like to have, would you use your powers for good or evil?
Mischievous with a general tendency toward good.
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Does war ever create peace?
No! Only the absence of war.
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How do you get videos off You Tube and use them in an answer?
Just copy the "HTML embed code" next to the video on the You Tube site, and then paste it into the "add video" box of your AB answer. No probs!!
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Where is Charles Manson from?
He's from the Cincinnati, Ohio originally, but ended up in California where he became a notorious household name, and an iconic T-Shirt design.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Manson
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Who is the most notorious American Serial Killer?
It would be a contest between:
Ted Bundy
John Wayne Gacy
Ed Kempler
Al De Salvo (Boston Strangler)
Ken Bianchi and his cousin Angelo Buono (Hillside stranglers)
David Berkowitz (Son of Sam)
One thing about America, it has a huge list to choose from
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What is your favourite perfume or aftershave?
Anything musky.
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If you were THAT desperate, would you eat a human?
Maybe I already have...........
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Is there really such a thing as the calm before a storm?
Relatively speaking I would say yes, since the storm is always more violent and dramatic than the time preceding it.
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Do you read newpapers?
I used to, but now I prefer to get my news online because I feel increasingly bad about the huge amount of paper the news paper industry uses everyday. Just think how many thousands of different news papers are printed on a daily basis worldwide, and how many million copies that means. That's a lot of wood, even if they recycle it's only a few times. Save the trees and quit buying...
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What big city do you live next to?
Tokyo and Yokohama! Two monster cities.
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Have you ever seen someone so physically attractive that it literally made your jaw drop?
It's a constant source of amazement to me, how a face with two eyes, a nose, and a mouth can come in such an endless variety of exotic beauty......and then sadly fizzle when it comes to mine. LOL
But the only one to actually make my jaw drop was the cute dental assistant the other day when she said, "Open your mouth" I'm like, "Arrggh...ggraaggh...gniiiihhff...
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Why do some people drive crazy?
Testosterone levels!!
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What are some good comebacks for people who ask "why are you so quiet?"
Just do some obscure sign language at them like you're deaf..
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What is an euphemism?
It's like when military spokesmen use terms like "Collateral damage" when what they really mean is, "Large numbers of dead women and children who were just trying to survive when a bomb went astray and blew them all to hell!" That's a euphemism.
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Would you be embarass if you spilled a soft drink at a fast food restraunt?
No, I'd just start cleaning up with grace and dignity. LOL
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ACDC or Van Halen?
AC/DC for sure! They have 10 hits to every one of VH!!!!!!
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What are your thoughts about fruit?
My thoughts on fruit, by tripwire! Ahem...here we go then.
"Fruit is good!"
thank you!
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What is the best way to get revenge on someone anonymously?
If it's anonymous, it's not really revenge. They have to know they were "done" by you to really make it authentic. Anonymous or covert action is cowardly and uncool in my opinion. Don't go there please.
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What's your favorite Jim Carrey movie?
Man on the moon! By far his best performance!
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What is some common cell phone etiquette that you regularly see people ignore?
Salary men talking loudly on the train to someone back in the office. (really annoying)
Gan guro, talking loudly on the cells to their brain dead friends on the train, and laughing/shrieking hysterically every five seconds. Also their phones are usually set to full volume with some crappy "trance" club music!! Grrrrrrrrrrr x a lot!!
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How did you choose your avatar? (presuming it's not one of the 'bags)
To show how parochial I am.
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What is the ultimate price?
Twenty quid. (I'm cheap)
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Will you help me escape?
Sure! What do you need?
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What does your happy dance look like?
Like a retard trying to put out a campfire.
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Don't you know that you are a shooting star?
I thought a shooting star was a celebrity NRA member...
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What are you addicted to?(it doesn't have to be drugs O_o)
Life!!
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Would you obey a law even if you thought it was stupid and had no chance of being punished for it? Why?
If it's 3am and the traffic light out here in the country side is red, and there's not another car in sight, I'm not sitting there waiting for it to change to green.
Here in Japan they have a ridiculous obsession with putting up traffic lights everywhere, even on little country lanes with two cars a day. Very annoying...
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Where is the most amazing place you have ever been to?
Definitely India!
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What's your favourite board game?
Backgammon!!
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If your breath smelled, what would you do?
Brush, gargle with mouth wash, eat something and brush again.
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At what age did you start drinking alcohol? What did you start with?
I started with Gin. I was 14 and trying to impress an older girl. I got really drunk, crashed out and puked all over myself. I guess it wasn't a good look, because she didn't seem impressed with me the next time she saw me! LOL
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Is it just me or does ab seem really dead right now?
Totally dead! Anbody know CPR?
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Has it snowed where you live this winter?
No, not a flake! And that's weird. This year the weather has been really hot. I actually had to use the air conditioner twice this month. Global warming? Coincidence? I don't know, but already it's getting hot and for February usually being the most miserable cold month here, it's a worry.
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If some one slaps you without any reason what will you do?
I don't know what I'd do, coz I'm kinda spontaneous, but you'd be able to read about it in the paper the next day.
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Have you posted questions/answers before while you're drunk or high?
No I don't indulge in all that crap anymore. I like my inspiration to be real these days.
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Why do I get zapped when I get out of my car and touch something made of metal?
I get that all the time too. I have developed a phobia of touching door handles now, LOL I usually swipe at them first to discharge any electrical buildup I have, then I grab them to actually open the door.
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What is your favorite state and why?
Hawaii
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Do you pick up pennies on the floor or just stare and leave them there?
I'm a swooper! No shame!
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Would Michael Jackson make a good daddy?
I don't think so. He acts like they are his toys or something. I'm basing this comment on about 5 minutes of film footage I've seen of him with his kids, but it was a weird 5 minutes. He seems way too manic with them. And making them walk around with masks on all the time is just another aspect of his own bizarre mental state being forced on others. He's too emotionally...
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A question for tripwire: do you come from new zealand? since your avatar is an all blacks thingy
Yes I do. Born and raised in the city of Dunedin! "The Edinburgh of the South, but also lived on 90 mile beach in the far North. I just read your profile, and realise that you're from Auckland...Hi there fellow KIWI!! Yaaaaay!!
Do you like rugby too? (Stupid question) LOL
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How many points do you have until your next level-up ( i only need 6)
I have to earn another 617 points to get to level 45
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How does Michael Jackson spin around fast when dancing?
That's just a natural defensive reflex. He's actually checking 360 degrees to see who's coming at him with lawsuits.
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As a kid what was your favorite breakfast cereal?
Weetbix!! FTW!!
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Which remade movie is better than the original?
"The getaway"
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What happened to the Venus de Milo's arms?
Her sculptor was on Thalidomide
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How do you get an a-list guy to like a b-list girl?
Stop looking at people in terms of "rank". That's playground stuff. If you continue with this type of thinking, you're gonna run into some hard times as an adult! I guarantee you that!
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Are you dying to live or just living to die?
Neither! I'm raising two kids and working.
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I just met a guy im starting to really like. but hes like a "gangster" and im an "Emo Girl" I've only seen him once and i wasnt that emo then. how do i get him to like me anyway?
Hey, despite your little labels, you're both just kids. Lose the pathetic images and focus on the person.
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Do you consider people who wear jeans and t-shirts to work low class?
No, but I think anyone who DOES think that way is low class.
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How many US soldiers and civilians have died as result of war?
This site seems to have a handle on the military side. But, I don't know about civilian deaths sorry.
http://members.aol.com/usregistry/allwars.htm
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SUICIDE: Brave for taking the next step, or weak for letting it go?
I heard suicide described as, "An act of rage against life!" I agree with that description. If people think they are escaping from pain or suffering by prematurely "jumping" off this mortal coil, they will be doomed to suffer the same pains until they work it out. I think suicide is seen by many as an escape, but you can't escape your Karma.
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What would happen if I didn't bathe for a year?
Your body would emit an ungodly stench. You would offend everyone within ten meters of you. You'd be covered in sores and scabs. You'd probably be homeless, because your family would kick you out for being a health hazard.
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Is it wrong to hit on someone at a funeral?
No, I don't think so. Funerals are way too morbid anyway! A bit discretion would probably be wise though considering that most people would not be inclined to take a philosophical view of it.
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How were the presidents for Mount Rushmore chosen and why weren't others added?
They were chosen by Gutzon Borglum because of their roles in preserving the republic, and expanding its territory. I'd imagine that the addition of Nixon, L.B.J, Clinton and Bush would tend to detract from the vision of the original concept.
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Hot Dogs or Hamburgers?
I love Hot Dogs!
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What was the last fast food you ate? Was it delicious?
Sushi! Yes it was very delicious thanks.
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Have you ever participated in mass killings of your own?
Yes, I remember years ago we went on the mother of all killing sprees in Australia! Final result: The seven of us-0, mosquitoes- about a 150!! (In one room!!)
We woke up in the morning and basically one of our number had been eaten alive over night by this humongous swarm of mozzies, so when we started splattering them, his blood was squirting all over the place! It looked like a crime scene...
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What is YOUR good luck charm?
My lucky charm is me! I've always been lucky.
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Does lightning scare you?
I have a healthy respect for it, but I would say it awes rather than scares me. I love to go out on the balcony in a really intense electrical storm and watch the bolts zapping around my neighbourhood, sometimes really close, but never close enough to make me run whimpering inside with my tail between my legs.
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What was your worst public restroom experience?
I sat down and only then noticed that whoever had been ther before me, had himself quite a one man party. There was an empty bottle,(booze) numerous cigarette butts and an empty packet, tissues everywhere, a dirty magazine and a pair of womans knickers on the floor. I was really hoping I could get out after I'd finished without there being someone else waiting.....no such luck.
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Can lack of sleep contribute to hair loss?
Yes it can. Prolonged periods without sleep have quite a dramatic impact on the hair follicles, but it's not entirely irreversible.
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What's your favourite album cover art?
This is one of the all time iconic images! I still think it's great!
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Who would you take a bullet for?
To get from Tokyo to Osaka faster!
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"Sticks and stones my break my bones, but words will never harm me." Is this true? Why or why not?
Words can sting, I think. We are all sensitive about certain things in our lives and we all want people to treat us with respect, so if we are attacked even verbally by people who deliberately seek to exploit those weaknesses, the psychological pain can be very intense.
Apart from that, some words can also cause death.
"Ready.....aim......FIRE!!"
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Have you ever or would you ever go bungee jumping?
Sure I would. I've been once before, and it was pretty freaky, but I felt good after I jumped.
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What is: 2 divided by 0?
If you divide 2 by 0 you get a headache, and have to go and lie down...
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If your best mate told you to hurt someone really bad would you?
Never!
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747 points needed to get from level 44 to level 45? Does that sound right to you?
When I got to level 43, it said I needed like 74 points or so to get to level 44. Now it's telling me I need 747 points to get to 45!! This seems totally inconsistent. Is something broken??
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What are some of the phrases that Hippies used to say?
Make love not war
Flower power
Drop acid not bombs
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Do you drink alcohol to get drunk?
Never. I love the taste, so I stop drinking while I'm still enjoying it. I'm a happy drunk though if I do (rare) get drunk.
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The year is 1899, what are you doing this evening?
Probably working the nightshift in some dirty smoke belching factory for tupence and hap'nee or what ever they used to say in those days. LOL
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If I was to visit your country ... would you let me stay in your house?
Sure, if you let me go for a blat on your motorbike!
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If I was to visit your country ... would you let me stay in your house?
Sure, if you let me go for a blat on your motorbike!
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Do you find international travel adventurous and exciting?
Definitely. Travelling the world is one thing I'll never get tired of.....I just wish I had more money to do it with.
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Would you go out on a date with a total stranger?
Yeah sure. Most people are intersting, so I'd have a good chance of meeting someone fun.
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Have I ever tried to convert you to Wicca? (I am asking because I've been accused of such.)
No you haven't. You'd be one of the least likely to push your beliefs onto another person from what I've seen of your post history.
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How serious a problem do you think global warming is?
The earth has been gently slapping our faces, trying to wake us up to the problems developing as a result of our rampant consumerism and highly destructive industrial practices, to name but two causes. We have failed to respond, so now our mother has just smacked us over the head with a baseball bat. Being the dull witted, self deceiving creatures we are, anything less subtle than that, just...
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Has anybody just been having problems with AB?
Yep, my AV got nuked, but I fixed it.
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Is loving someone a decision or an honest feeling?
I believe the feelings of love are just a small part of what love really is, and if you were to go just on feelings, you'd be missing the other 85% of what it is.
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Can you yawn, burp, sneeze and cough simultaniously? Haha, or would you just implode like a supernova creating a wormhole?
I once farted, burped, yawned, laughed, sang three bars or Dancing Queen and sneezed at the same time! Not only did I open up a worm hole, but I ended up on another planet in another star system, flipping burgers for minimum wage until I learnt to repeat the trick and get back home!! Certain combinations of bodily function can release forces that transcend the boundaries of understanding!
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Is your foot the same length as your fore arm?
I just checked, and my forearm is longer by about 8cm.......what does this mean????
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What is the first thing you check for when walking into you're hotel room?
1.How far do the windows open?
2.Does it have a view?
3. What's in the fridge?
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What does the Answerbag staff do all day if we're answering all of the questions?
Throwing wild debauch parties that last for weeks on end, at the AB HQ in Vegas! I know, I've been to one!
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After you die what is one thing you would want people to remember you by?
As someone who tried to give hope to others.
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How do you imagine the world 200 years from now?
If current thought trends continue, and corporate greed is left unchecked as it is now, I'd say the world will be a very sick place. Resources will be near depleted, oceans polluted, deforestation almost total, and selfish consumerism rampant.
Then again, future generations of human will probably be both extremes. The bad will be extremely bad, the enlightened will be wonders to behold...
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What is the longest/weirdest word you know and what does it mean?
Smiles, because there's a mile between the S's.
Yes I know it's lame, but hey...sue me!
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What is the law regarding carrying children in car seats? Is it legal to carry a toddler on your lap?
I think in any developed country it would be illegal. The child would become a missile in a crash and no amount of arm strength would prevent it flying through the windscreen.
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What's one thing you think you could do to make yourself a better person?
Serve others
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What's one thing you think you could do to make yourself a better person?
Serve others
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I think i live in an illegal basement apartment how can i find out if it illegal and can i sue
Does your landlord always insist that you meet him somewhere like a park or a shady backstreet at midnight, to get the rent money from you? LOL
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What makes you laugh ~ jokes, wisecracks, slapstick, satire, nonsense or witticism?
I love all types of humour or even lame attempts at it. People just trying to be funny, CAN be funny despite themselves, but usually not for the reasons they wanted.
One liners
Sarcasm
Wisecracks etc
All are treasures to embrace in the sometimes painful journey through life.
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If you were to get up and leave right now, how long do you reckon it would take someone in your life to notice?
About 30 minutes I think.
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Would you take the flu shot?
I got it already. So far so good!
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Do you refesh your profile to see how many points you gained?
Yeah, and to see if there are any comments to reply to.
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Rural or urban?
Rural, within about an hour and a half drive of intensely urban. (I live about an hour outside of one of the biggest cities in the world)
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What is the purpose of "hand-tossing" pizza dough?
The dough spinning in the air is spread more evenly by the centrifugal force, plus it looks more theatrical. So it couples physical practicality with good visual entertainment and afterward you can eat it!
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What's your opinion on death?
Death is a doorway to life is a hallway to death is a doorway to life...ad infinitum.
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If you had the chance to make up a rule that everyone in t he world had to follow, what would it be?
All business and financial dealings must be completely transparent. No hidden money. This would totally destroy the old way of doing business and eventually usher in a new era where corruption and crime would be drastically reduced.
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How much IQ do you need to become the President of the USA?
You need the mental agility of a small soap dish!
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Are you atheist? (Don't preach)
No I'm not an atheist, but I don't prescribe to mainstream religion either.
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Do you have a homemade avatar or use a pre-set AB avatar?
Home made
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Have you ever used a water bong?
Yeah, many times. I don't smoke now though.
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What are some good comebacks for people who ask "why are you so quiet?"
You could say," To make room for dumb asses like you to show everyone how stupid you are every time you open your gob!"
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My husband's eyes are really bloodshot, has he been smoking weed?
Has he got the munchies too? Is he laughing at really lame stuff and smelling like a bong? Yes? Okay, he's been smoking weed!
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Who is your favorite impressionist painter?
I'd have to say Claude Monet, because he used a really dynamic palette and he used it well!
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The lady that does my taxes every year just told me she was diagnosed with cancer, she told me it was for my ears only. What am I suppose to say or do?
If it was for your ears only, why did you just post it on the internet?
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What soothing sounds do you like?
The sound of water in all its varieties.
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Do you think western culture treats the elderly with the respect they deserve?
No! Western culture tends to view the elderly as a burden and an inconvenience! The family unit in general is not as solid as it is in say, Asian cultures. The strong streak of independence that runs through our thinking is definitely an influencing factor. We tend to encourage the break up of the family as part of the natural course of life, whereas the Asians will tend to work to keep it...
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Does anybody else get really paranoid when driving along with a police car behind you?
Yep! Force of habit I guess. LOL
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Why do some people still mantain their old beliefs on slavery?
Human spiritual evolution is manifest on many levels. They are just revealing to everyone that they are still way down at the bottom, struggling to deal with their primitive natures.
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For a school project on stars, I created a super red giant who becomes a superhero. What should its name be?
Mon-star!
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Why do zombies like to eat brains? Why not Kentucky fried instead?
KFC is too unhealthy for them.
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Statistically, it is said that planes are safer than cars. Any thoughts?
I just watched a documentary on Discovery which said that the statistics (based on miles travelled) have been deliberately manipulated by the airline industry to create an illusion of safety, and in actual fact, based on the number of trips taken (which is a much more accurate comparison to make) in cars and planes respectively, planes are actually 10 times more likely to kill you than cars are.
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Can you tell me how to say hello in several different languages? How many can you come up with?
Hello (English)
Kon nichiwa (Japanese)
Bula bula (Fijian)
Jambo (Kenya)
Suwadee caap (sp) (Thai)
Ni Hau (China)
Namaste (India)
Bonjour (France)
Bon journo (Italy)
Kiora (New Zealand
Aloha (Hawaii)
Hafadai (Saipan)
Kamusamida(sp) (Korea)
I can't be arsed checking the spelling, but there ya go!
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Why do all American kids in movies call their mothers 'Mama'?
They don't! Most of them say "Mom"
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Should I change my Nickname?If so to what?
"Used to be your friend!"
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What do you do when someone on the train is falling asleep on your shoulder drooling?
I don't mind people using me as a pillow on the train (especially pretty girls) but if they ever start to drool, they'll get the "shunt"!!
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Who is the most underrated actor or actress in your opinion?
Probably some guy called "Terry Beumont" whom I've never even heard of and just made up. But I bet he's out there somewhere being ignored!
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Would you enter a raffle to win a house?
Yes! And I'd give the organizer free rent for life on the room of his choice, to make sure he rigs it in my favour!
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Who agrees that Green Day went too political on their album "American Idiot" and should go back to their old punk style, like on "Dookie"?
I've never liked Green Day regardless of their political stance. Their music never sounded like punk to me...
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What would you die for?
My life!!......uh..wait.....LOL
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Any thoughts on internet censorship?
I think it's F***** **!! And any **** who tries to **** with my .....Hey! What the **** is going on here? **** off! you ******* censoring b*******!! **** *******!!!
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Has anyone googled there own name, and what results did you get?
It says I was sent to prison for a long time...WTF?
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Would you kill a pedophile if you had the chance?
No. Why lower yourself for someone like that?
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What words rhyme with "end"?
Trend
Fend
Bend
Mend
Lend
send
tend
pend
rend
vend
blend
spend
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Will you buy me a life? I'm sick of this one.
Do all you can to find value in this life now, because if you don't, you'll have to repeat it over and over until you work out its karma. This challenge alone should make your life very interesting. Remember, this one life ISN'T all there is!
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What is the grossest thing you have ever seen, on T.V, internet ect...?
A notorious video called "Chetclear"
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If you were being chased by someone, would you keep running or try to hide behind a corner and then either sneak away or attack them?
I'd dart into a crowd of people who looked exactly like me, because miraculously, there'd be a convention in town for people who looked exactly like me! I'd then tell them about the person who was following me, making sure they understood that I could handle the person myself, but since they'd insist on helping me, I'd allow them to beat 7 vartieties of crap out of the...
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Why don't planes provide emergency parachutes as well as lifejackets?
Leaping from a jet would probably kill or injure you. The speeds and altitudes would be too great. Plus even if those two were okay for jumping, getting 300+ untrained passengers of varying ages and sizes out the door in an orderly manner would be impossible I think.
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What do you think about pluto not being a planet?
I don't care what those panels of nerdy eggheads say, Pluto will always be a planet in MY universe!
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You're walking down the street in a crowded public place, when suddenly you notice the distinctive red dot of a sniper scope planted squarely in the center of your chest, what do you do?
Pull out my hand mirror, and with stunning precision, redirect the beam back along itself and into the eye of the sniper, burning out his retina and blinding him. I then squat down, eyes closed, concentrating on the directional sound of his screams, sprint toward the source, climb the stairs to the room where he is hiding and beat him about the head with a medium sized trout which I just happen...
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What do you think about public profanity? Rude? How about in schools? Should there be something done?
It's not the words being used so much as the intentions behind them. Some people can't punctuate their speech with profanity and sound friendly and humorous, others can be extremely offensive because they are deliberately trying to be offensive. Intention or the spirit in which the words are spoken, is where you'll find the offense.
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Should I become a Medical Examiner?
That would be an awesome job to do. Never a dull moment, and you'd develope a cast iron stomach I'd imagine. Also you could probably write a series of books about it and make lots of money, like Patricia Cornwell.
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Where do you go to chill out/relax?
Bed
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Do you say sofa or couch?
I started off saying couch, but now that I live in Japan (which is heavily influenced by American English) I say sofa to fit in! LOL
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What did you have for breakfast?
Today, half a cup of tea..
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Where did you go for your honeymoon?
We flew from Tokyo to L.A and then on to Las Vegas for a week. From Vegas we flew to Orlando for another week, then on to Nassau in the Bahamas for another week, back to Florida for a day and then on to San Francisco for a week. We then flew back to Japan, and two days later, flew over to Saipan for about eight days with the whole family and got married there.
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How long have you ever gone without sleep? And what was the reason?
About 4 days
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Would you like to shift to Mars if there is life found on it and we can survie as happily and comfortably as on earth?
Let's see:
Earth, lush green , bursting with life and beauty. Ideal for human life, atmosphere suited to breathing, culture, history and wealth.
Mars: Arid,barren desert wasteland of rock and sand. Unbreathable atmosphere. Life spent mainly cooped up in a small pod village. No animals, no bodies of water above ground, sand storms!
Hmmmmmm....difficult choice....LOL
But if there...
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What happens if there is a technology developed which can built a city on ocean the same as we live on land?
I can imagine a monster death toll when it gets hit by a hurricane or just sinks. Human technology, no matter how good we think it is, is no match for nature!
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Are you a boy ar girl?
Hermaphrodite
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Can the possession, use, or threatened use of nuclear weapons ever be justified, by any country, under any belief system or moral code?
No! Weapons of mass destruction are obscene! They don't discriminate. It could be argued that conventional bombs don't either, but the magnitude of their destructive power is such that they just wipe out whole areas regardless of who is there. There can be no practical use for nuclear weapons, and even the original justification that "mutually assured destruction" would...
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Has anyone here ever been to jail or to prison and if so, for what?
Never been arrested! That's not due to any great virtue on my part, because in all honesty I've done things that would definitely have landed me in prison had I been caught. Just lucky! I've always been lucky, and avoiding arrest has been one of my most mysterious and uncanny forms of luck.
I'm a law abiding citizen now, and thankful for the protection that shielded me so...
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Do you think there is life outside of our earth?
I believbe there is nothing but life in the universe.
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Guys: Have you ever, or have you ever wanted to, spun/spin in a circle whilst peeing, thus creating the "sprinkler" effect?
Yeah, but I still prefer target shooting(seeing how many targets you can hit in the course of one pee, or peeing an obstacle course). It's probably a more marketable skill...LOL
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Any thoughts on Vancouver?
Just about everyone I know has been there!
At any given time, if you threw a stone in any direction there, you'd most likely hit something! Deep huh?
Edit to Stableboy: It's a stencil of zombie girl by a popular underground graffiti artist in London
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Do you have a bumper sticker on your car? If so, what does it say?
"Baby on board" LOL
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What does your dream car look like? (put a picture)
This baby!! Yeaah!!
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How do you feel right now?
"Have to go to work" (that should be a registered feeling IMHO)
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How would you feel if you took cocaine after smoking pot?
Wanna know the truth? You'd feel pretty good! Sorry, but that's a fact! A coke/ganja binge is really not that excessive by today's standards. People are doing far more deadly cocktails of stuff that have far more potential danger, I'm afraid! Go into the bathroom of any club in Tokyo and you're walking into a virtual underground supermarket of controlled substances!
A...
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Who benefitted most from 9/11?
Munitions companies, Haliburton, Lockheed Martin and co, private (mercenary) security firms, Oil companies, American flag manufacturers, The problem of American nuclear waste disposal(depleted uranium rounds-Yaaaaay), Iran, North Korea, China........
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Does the toilet in your house have a separate room, or is it located in the bathroom?
It's separate.
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Does the fear of trolls downgrading you make you be more politically correct on AB?
Take a wild guess!
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Is it okay to take a girl out on the first date to Chuck E Cheese's?
If you're a fun person, and she's not a pretentious bitch, it shouldn't matter where you go! Two people who really dig each other, couldn't care less where they are, they just enjoy the fact that they are together.
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What was the very first question (that was approved) posted to Answerbag?
My first question I remember well!
I asked if anyone knew how to remove a blue air freshener liquid stain from the vinyl of a car dash.
I got zero replies, and actually I still haven't received one single reply!!!! Grrrrrrrrr :(
So ABers now's your chance! Anybody know how to remove a stain from the dash????
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How do u breath when you make out and how do u get the girl to makeout with you?
Discovering the answer to the first part of your question is half the fun! Don't worry about how to do it, just do it and things will fall into place!
How to get a girl to make out with you? You can't! She's the one who'll decide what she does.
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What is your favorite motivational quote?
Get off yer arse!!
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What do you say when you answer the phone?
"Moshi moooosh" I live in Japan!
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What is the location (latitude/longitude) of Area 51?
Area 51 is a real place. I've never heard of area 52 though.
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Did you watch Sadam's execution on the Internet? Why - Why not?
Yes. I thougt he went to his death like a man. Not cowering in the least, very defiant and arguing with them to the last. They were pretty stupid in the way they behaved.
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What is the most dangerous job?
Bomb disposal squad
Mine clearance
Door man at a wedding dress sale
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Who has a driver license? how old were you when you got it?
My NZ license I got when I was 15
My Japanese license when I was 24
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What wakes you up in the morning?
The need to piss! Aaarrrgghh I don't want to wake up, and I keep dreaming I'm taking a long luxurious piss but there's no physical relief!!!
At least I don't piss the bed..LOL
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What four nations lead the world in executions of prisoners?
China (3,797 people in 2005)
Iran (159 people)
Vietnam (64 people)
U.S.A (59 people)
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What does "The end justifies the means" mean to you? And does it apply to the wars we have going on now?
Yes, it seems to be Bush's mantra. Victory at any price, just as long as he doesn't have to pay personally. "The end justifies the constantly updated means!" Problem is the end never comes.
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Do you close the bathroom door even if your the only one in the house?
No, I leave everything wide open. I can see the T.V from the throne if the door is open
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Where are you in the world? and What time is it on your side?
I'm in North East Asia-Japan
And it's now 10:50pm
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When you are alone for long periods of time, do you speak? to yourself, to the tv...
I never speak to myself. I don't get along...
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If you could have a monkey that followed you everywhere, what would you name it?
Tailer
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What is your favorite salad dressing?
Here we call it, "Wa fu" which just means Japanese style. Very tasty and healthy.
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Do you ever talk to the moon?
No, I mostly just listen. Dang that moon can talk your ear off..
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Do you think the continued imprisonment of so many people at Guantanamo Bay helps or harms U.S. interests?
The U.S is not making any new friends by using the methods it is. It just seems like right when the world was watching, and everyone expected the U.S to demonstrate the humanitarian values we heard so much preaching about, that's when they decided to flush them down the toilet.
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Fill in the blank: Answerbag is ______________.
Very slow these days!
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What is the worst odor in the world?
There's actually a scent produced in a laboratory which combines all the worst aspects of the worst smells (Dead things, vomit, shit etc) into one very potent and apparently extremely nauseating smell. I saw it on Discovery channel and the guy who smelt it was actually very distraught after getting a whiff. They were developing it for crowd control.
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What's your middle name?
I don't have one. My sisters all got middle names but when it came to me, my folks were plumb out of ideas...LOL
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What do you hate about sales people?
The fact that whatever bullshit diversionary conversation they try to engage you in, you know and they know all they're thinking about is how they can play you for a sale. They're not really interested in your kid's pet frog. That and the fake niceness they think will win you over. Nah-ah!!
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How do you feel about Jihad?
I think the situation in Iraq is 4 wars now. What was originally labelled as the "Insurgency" was where the American government hoped things would stop, but as we see the complexity and scope of things now, we realise the utter naivety of their initial thinking.
I don't know if I'd call it a Jihad. All I know is if some foreign power bulldozed its way into my country and...
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Have you ever saved an animal in distress?
I tried to once. I was walking along the beach in Western Australia and there was this wild Dingo with it's head stuck in a half coke bottle. It was bashing its brains out trying to get this thing off but it was totally wedged in there.
I snuck up behind it and grabbed its tail to try and make a snatch for the bottle, but it spun on me really fast and snarled. Me being a wuss, I got a...
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Have you ever touched, something you were told not to touch?
Yes, but I haven't got hair on the palms of my hands yet.. :)
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What would happen to someone if their tonsils were removed but they didn't have tonsilitis?
They certainly wouldn't have to worry about ever getting tonsilitis either I should imagine.
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When will they kick me off of here?
When you finally manage to offend somone. So far no luck. Where are all the fundies? They're usually good for a run of outrage and down rates..
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Why am I a saaaaad paaanda?
Coz the only thing smaller than your dick is your I.Q? Hah Pwned Panda!! Point please...
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How many scars do you have and how did you get them?
One on the back of my thigh (impaled on a metal fence post straight through to the bone)
One on end of nose (Tip of my nose was sliced off in metal work class by this girl who hit me in the face by accident as she was trying to wrench a metal bar out of a vice. Lucky for me I took it with me to the doc and he stuck it back on...Phew!)
K-9 puncture/teeth marks on neck and stomach (nasty...
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Girls.. is there such thing as too much make up?
Yep! We have a lot of these here. They are as loud as their make up too! LOL
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How many different nationalities are reading this question?
Kiwi here!
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(finish with your words) .. Man can move mountains, but man cannot ...................?
...put them back.
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How long do you imagine it will take for something like the Holocaust or the repression of blacks in the US to die out from collective memory? Until the last person affected by it is dead or longer? The Black History debate got me wondering about this.
Well, if we use the "ripple on the pond" analogy, it will never disappear. Its repercussions will go on for ever.
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Is it safe for my 3-year old son to have a MRI?
Sure it's safe. They wanted to do one on my son when he was only 2 years old, but he wouldn't stop moving , so they gave up. LOL
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If you were stranded with an ugly girl and a hot guy on an island who would you go for?
I'd have figured out how to make strong coconut alcohol by then so, a few stiff shots and she's starting to look okay to me....no worries!! Problem is, she'd probably go for the hot guy anyway, so I'd be left to stagger up and down the beach looking for more coconuts.. LOL
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If an airplane crashed right smack on the border of Canada and the United States than in which country would you bury the survivors?
You don't bury survivors! That's an old one sorry, try again :)
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What is the most dangerous sport to watch?
Archery for the blind, from behind the target.
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What means," Guys and chicks, cool,guts,like a wimp,megabucks,hang, dicey, keep cool, narcs and the joint?
Guys and chicks= Men and women/ males and females
Cool= great, nice, good, nice looking etc
guts= courage
Like a wimp= like a weak/puny person
dicey= risky/doubtful/ unsafe
keep cool= stay calm/ stay happy/healthy etc(greeting)
narcs= people who will rat you out/ police who specialise in drug related investigation
joint= spliff/ doobie/ blunt
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If you could bring back 1 TV show that had ben canceled what would it be?
Well, actually there are a few I liked
Barney Miller
All in the family
Black Adder
Married with Children
That's four
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How high oare my chances of becomming pregnant if i had intercourse the day after the last day of my period?
You have more chance of winning a million dollars on the first pull of a slot machine in Vegas. You should jump a plane now and see if my theory is right!!
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Have you ever saved someone's life or vice versa?
Yes. I was sea-Kayaking in New Zealand and we were out pretty deep when this Japanese guy with us capsized his kayak and started freaking out, flailing and splashing in the water. He started trying to clamour onto my kayak as I pulled up to him and was going to capsize me too, so I smacked him in the head a few times with my paddle LOL
Then when he had calmed down a bit, I told my other friend...
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Who is gonna buy "Windows Vista" when it launches
I usually wait for ages until the product has a proven track record before I fork out.
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What is your favorite type of apple?
The "love apple", currently referred to as the tomato.
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Who was the youngest person to ever get married?
16 used to be the legal age in NZ I don't know about now though.
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What is your self image, when you look in the mirror, what do you think?
Sometimes my face is the last thing I wanna see in the mirror, at other times I can endure...
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What is bigger, 1 GB or 512 MB?
I gigabyte is twice the size of 512 MB
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When Mormon missionaries knock on your door, are you nice or rude to them?
I'm polite, but direct. I just say, "Thanks, but I have no interest in your message.." they don't usually press further.
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If someone risks his life for a billion dollars , would you call him brave or foolish?
I'd call him....about 10 times a day, asking for a loan! LOL..
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Who was the youngest person to ever get married?
I don't know about the youngest, but Aisha or Ayesha, one of the wives of the prophet Mohammad is worth mentioning. She was either 6 or 7 years old when he took her as his wife, and it is widely believed that she was only 9 years old when he finally consummated that marriage with her.
She was his favourite wife.
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Are u a nevets fan?((too))
If you're not a nevets fan, you're a "schlemiel" Oy!
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What do you think of George W. Bush?
He's not on my Christmas card list, let's put it that way.
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If you could choose a song to die to, which would it be?
"Time is on my side" by the rolling Stones.
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What is your favourite Elton John song?
Not a great fan of his music, but I guess Rocket Man would be my choice if I HAD to listen to one of his songs.
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Can the earth be destroyed, if so how do you see this happening?
If the earth was hit by an asteroid or some massive piece of space rock, it would not be good!
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If people are all different would it mean that what they'd see would completly different to what you see? eg a square could look like a circle in someone else eyes - if so - creepy!
We all see the same things if we don't have some strange condition of the brain, but our perceptions or interpretations may be as diverse as we are. I think we all basically see the same geometric shapes. Colours too, except for the colour blind.
There are however some people who have extremely bizarre conditions of the brain which affect the way they see things. I remember one...
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Are there laws regarding mandatory engine replacement over a specific interval of mileage in Japan?
They have a system called "Shaken" which requires all vehicle owners (over a certain CC rating) to have their car checked every two years. This usually costs about 120,000 yen for an average sized car. (it cost me 128,000 yen this year)
As GoHayaGo said, most vehicle owners get rid of their old cars after about ten years, not because they are in bad condition, but because the...
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Any thoughts on Polygamy?
My thought is that I'd like to find out what type of woman could be so comfortable about sharing her husband with up to 14 other women in some cases. How do they decide who sits where when they're lounging on the sofa watching T.V? What time is "bedtime"? How the hell does he have the energy to get up for work every morning, and how does he provide for so many women?
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Which is worse, a drunk or a stoner?
It depends on the underlying intelligence and personality of the individual in question. Many drunks are completely incapable of being reasoned with, but many stoners are incapable of staying focused long enough to be reasonalble.
On the whole though, based on my own personal experience and interactions, I'd have to go with the stoners, if for no other reason than that they are more...
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How many of you have seen the movie Pulp Fiction? What did you think of it?
Classic Tarantino! It's a good story with a great cast, and it's sprinkled with catchy one liners!
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I think scarface is hands down the best movie ever,do you agree?
Sorry but no! It's a good movie but there have been many movies I'd rate higher than that.
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Do you use your local community library?
Never, because they only have about a quarter of a shelf devoted to English books and most of them are trashy novels.
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Blonde, Red or brunette?
I like black hair.
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If the punishment for crimes involved physical pain (like caning), would crime go down?
Simple answer, no! Look at Islamic countries with Sharia law in effect, where chopping off body parts is practiced. There is no shortage of work for the choppers. People act first, and think later...
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What causes a person to have more than 2 nipples? Do you or anyone you know have one?
Having a cat or dog somewhere in your family gene pool? (Joke)
I don't really know, but I guess that's obvious, huh?
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If I called you a donkey, would you feel insulted?
Not if you saw me naked.
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I heard that drinking Mountain Dew makes your penis smaller. Is this true?
I heard it makes you vote republican.
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What do you feel guilty about?
Nothing! Guilt is a waste of emotional energy. I just feel like changing myself and rejecting a dysfunctional behaviour, if I have done something that doesn't work.
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What is your favorite vegetable?
I love:
Broccoli
cabbage
asparagus
silver beet
spinach
Brussel sprouts
zucchini
egg plant
pumpkin
potatos
all types of bean
peas
yams
cauliflower
Corn
Cucumber
radish
garlic
carrots
parsnips
and many many more!!!!!
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What's your favorite pokemon?
Pikachu
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What is so offensive about underwear?
That would depend on who was wearing it and how long they'd been wearing it for. LOL
A sexy looking woman wearing underwear, is about as far a you could get from offensive in my books!
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Why is it more awkward talking on the phone than in person?
Because you have no visual signals to aid you in gauging the mood of the other person. It's a very good indication of just how much we rely on visual information in our social interactions.
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Is there really such a thing as a pathological liar?
No...and I should know coz I'm like the worlds leading authority on stuff like that. Well, I was until I took the job of space shuttle flight director, but I got bored, so now I'm running for president. Did you know I invented sound? Well I did!.....ahhhh....what was the question again??
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What would you do with a million dollars?
Convert it into Indian rupees or something to create the illusion that I have a thousand times more money than I really do.
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Have you ever been in a car accident? What happened?
Yes, about 4 times. Never hurt! Miracle!!
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What is the best sport in the world?
Best sport: Rugby Union!
Best team: New Zealand All Blacks!
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Have you ever driven off with the gas pump hose still in you car's gas tank?
No
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Is there any way you could make peace with Hitler?
Yes, I think there is! To think otherwise is to mock the power of love; the power of God!
I don't think he's burning in hell either. I think he is learning to transcend the hell that his own mind was, and he has eternity to do it in!
Nothing he did could ever shock or outrage god, so he would simply be on a lower spiritual plane, trying to sort out his tormented mind and coming...
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When someone's lying...can you tell and how?
There are some common signs of deception. I'm not sure of all of them but these are a few.
1. Increased blinking
2. Volunteering too much information
3. Touching of the mouth or face while speaking.
4. Timing between words and gestures is off. (like saying I love this present, and then smiling instead of at the same time)
5. Defensiveness rather than offensiveness and anger.(guilty...
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Any opinion about these? i will put the topic below..
Holy bowel movements!!!! That really IS freaky!
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Bird flu has reached the uk now will it get to america?
Definitely! There are just too many gaping holes in the defenses of any country for there to be any hope of stopping the virus from spreading. Besides, America can't even stop large oganisms from Mexico entering the country, so how in the hell are they ever going to stop the microscopic ones? LOL
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Why do penguins no fly?
They do! It's just under water that's all!
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Is coke good for health?
No. It is a massive dose of sugar which has quite a big effect on your system.
What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now?
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Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was...
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Isn't it a pitty Denzel died in "Training Day", crossing out a sequel?
Nah, it's good that it ended that way. Some movies should never have sequels.
That was perfect the way it was.
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What cell phone do you have?Its feature,pluses and minuses?
I've got an "au"
It has email
camera
movie camera
voice memo
GPS
Compass
Stopwatch
Internet access
Barcode reader
Cmail
calculator
dictionary
bilingual Japanese/English text
night light
double screen
it's water proof
and shock proof
aaaaand, it has animated smilies!! Wow!! :))
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Why has no one asked a question relating to Norway?
Okay here's one.
Q:What's a great name for a biker movie in Norway?
A:"Bjorn to be wild!"
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Any thoughts on Food Not Bombs being labelled a terrorist organisation by the US?
It's another prime example of just how utterly retarded/nasty the leadership in the U.S really is! Bush is looking more and more like a mob don surrounded by his goon squad every day that passes!!
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Is drinking blood dangerous? How much would you have to ingest before it harmed you?
Cows blood is the staple diet of at least one tribe of herders in the arid plains of Africa. They shoot their cow in the neck with an arrow every morning and drain some blood into a gourd. Apparently it's a great source of protein and other nutrients for them.
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Is God lonely?
With at least 6 billion individualized fragments of(his)personality to interact with each other at any given moment, I very much doubt it. God is as lonely as a sea of people.
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Do you think police TV dramas are realistic?
No
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What is the strangest thing you have ever done for a dare?
Jumped up on stage while a band was playing and posed like a moron as my drunk friends tried to work the camera to photograph me. It was sooo stupid!!
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Which Well-known Sport is this? Two times 13 or 15 players plus one oblong, egg-shaped ball.
Rugby league and union.
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Which zodiac sign signifies Dual Personality?
Gemini! But we don't think so, do we? No we don't!
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Why are all the 'questions' that are blatantly statements being allowed?
Because they still encourage responses, and some of them are interesting.
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Who do you see as the winner of the Superbowl this year?
The team with the most points at the end of the final.
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What is one word that sums up your life as a whole?
Eternal
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Why do we tend to raise our shoulders when we're out in the rain? Do they not get wet if we raise them?
It's to protect our necks and stop rain dripping down inside our collars
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What do you think about the news today that mankind is definitely responsible for global warming.
I feel anger at all the lying politicians and all the people who've been trying to downplay the threat as if it were just the ranting of some paranoid fringe groups while all the time the damage was allowed to go unchecked as debate after debate wasted valuable time. Now the word is loud and clear!! Scientists from all over the world have come together and stated unambiguously; Global...
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How much of a risk do you think bird flu really is?
It's a serious risk. Since viruses mutate all the time, and conditions in China are ideal for the virus to cross the species barrier, I think the risk of viral epidemics is very real. Sars also is waiting to make a comeback.
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If you are at the front of an aircraft travelling at 1,000kph and you jumped up would you end up at the rear of the aircraft.
No, because you are also travelling in the same direction at the same speed and the air inside the plane is too, so there is no air frictio0n to even slow you down. Do it on the outside of the plane and you'll get a dramatic difference.
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I've heard from a lot of people that we only use about 10% of our brain, do you think this is true?
Maybe, but if you use even less, you get to be an AB troll..
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Do you wear glasses? And Why?
No, my eyesight is good, but I like to wear glasses sometimes for the fashion aspect. Actually quite a lot of people now just wear fake glasses to look nerdy. I do too, and when I don't people go, "Oh, you're not wearing your glasses. Are you okay? Can you see?" And when I tell them, "Yeah, I'm fine. My eyesight is perfect!" they look at me like I'm in...
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I died of eating too many _____...?
..of my own words.
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Whats the point of ______?
...knowing the point of anything?
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I have only been permitted to spend five hours with my children.They will be three years old in April and my ex-wife has taught them to call her new husband Daddy.Considering cost and travel restrictions(they were taken overseas),how can I see them more?
You're really between a rock and a hard place on this one! I don't know what country she took them to, but if she's a native of there, she will have legal protection from the government and that will make it even harder for you to get access to your kids. All I could think of would be to save my money and spend as much time as possible over in that country on holiday. If you...
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Is it morally wrong to find someone elses anger entertaining? (Eg. VickyTroll)
The heart of any good humour is dark! We laugh at tragedy, not perfection or success! Laughter is our insulation from the utter bleakness of life. Perhaps it's because somehow the hopelessness in it triggers a deeper feeling of rebellion, and we all share this desire to overcome it with joy, or is it perhaps a profound knowledge that tragedy will be defeated eventually and our laughter is...
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Do you consider yourself to be very creative? If so, what are your favorite things to do with that creative energy?
Painting and drawing
Making music (or noises that loosely resemble it)
Photography
and lame attempts at humor on AB :)
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According to SBS World News, an American right-wing think tank supported by the oil companies is offering $13000 to any scientist who will discredit the latest UN study on global warming. What are your thoughts on this?
Wow they're really going after the heavy hitters with that kinda cheese! LOL
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Did you know satin is ruling this world so there is no point to being nice when someone pisses you off!
No point learning to spell either, huh?
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I have a problem with google earth. See details and question below.
Sorry problem was solved before I had a chance to add details! Please delete this whole post mods, before anyone else thinks they need to down rate!
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Is there any other people on here besides wanna-be mothers, never gonna be mothers, lecturers on holidays and single overweight woman with nothing better to do?
Yes, attention starved Tourette's casualties with a penchant for posting inane and grammatically incorrect questions, in the vain hope of trying to appear Controversial/ intelligent/ witty/ superior/(insert what ever of the many qualities you lack here)! Category 1
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Why do so many Americans drive four-wheel drive vehicles?
With the car being an extension of your personality or your penis, either way Americans want them big!
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see my avatar?
Apart from the obvious, Andy Warhol, the Lou Reed album cover after a photoshopping.
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How many underwear related accidents are there in the UK each year?
Probably a lot, with an increase in winter when people are more in a hurry to get dressed in cold weather. I can imagine them hopping around with one foot stuck in a hole, landing on a skateboard or something and voooom...LOL
Also injuries incurred whilst running frantically away from the angry lady who caught you stealing her panties, and getting hit by a bus or even worse, getting caught by...
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Which weapon would be a more lethal in a street fight, a baseball bat or a golf club driver?
They would both be lethal if used skillfully, but the baseball bat has less chance of breaking if it impacts in the wrong place. A golf club has a long thin shaft that could bend or break easily.
I hope you're not actually planning on putting any of this advice to practical use though.
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Is anyone here from newcastle, australia.
I used to live up the road a bit in Kings Cross, Sydney. Does that count?
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I am fourteen and have never had a girlfriend in my life. Is this okay?
No offense but, it's arguable that you've even had a life yet.
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What is your ethnic origin, or background?
Maori on my mother's side and 4th or 5th generation Scottish on my father's side.
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We stand when the national Anthem is played but, When the national anthem is played on television do you stand in your living room?
The national anthem is never played on T.V here except when it goes off the air, and by that time most people are snoring in front of it.
When I was a kid, our national anthem in NZ was "God save the queen" They used to play it in the movie theaters before every movie too, and everyone would stand up. These days if they tried to do that, they'd have a riot.......of laughter.
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Does anyone else communicate in morse code?
.-. --.- . -- -.. .- etc
-.-- . .../ .- / .-.. .. - - .-.. .
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What is the approximate expected life span of a healthy indoor cat?
15 to 17 years x 9
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Say your Home Land was invaded by a hostile army that wished to take over the nation and change your way of life, would you fight back or accept the changes?
I'd say you're talking about Iraq. If you're not, it's a pretty exact description of the situation there. Answer: I'd fight back! That's what the Bathists started to do in Iraq too, but now the situation is a lot worse and much more complex than anyone imagined it would be.
Bottom line: No change can be forced upon a people! They have to want to change, and it...
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What did mother theresa do?
She lived in Calcutta and worked with the poor. I went to see her little house when I was there, although she lived in a poor area, I saw much worse poverty in other parts of the city.
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What is a good name for a band? (that hasn't been used as far as you know)
Suckwad! (for guys)
Honey trap (for gals)
Flat line 3 ( I dunno why the 3 LOL)
iNCiSiON (has a ring to it)
AFP Conversion tools? (LOL)
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Would you rather be buried or cremated?
Cremating makes more sense. Otherwise we'll end up using more and more land for cemetaries.
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How did you find out santa wasn't real?
I went Christmas shopping..
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Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
Work!!
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Do you think global warming is real?
Considering that some of the top scientists and climatologists are saying, "Yes,it's very real!!" and industrialists and politicians who put economic interests before environmental ones, are saying no, I tend to believe the scientists.
One of the former and highly respected science advisors to the white house, is suddenly no longer welcome there since he wasn't telling them...
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What's your favorite vacation destination?
Thailand
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Should smoking be banned from public restaurants?
Yes! Definitely! While the rest of the world is getting smart on this , Asia is still really backward! Japan, as the second heaviest smoking country in the world behind Sth Korea, is still a smoker's paradise. Restaurants are particularly retarded, as smoking and choking sections are separated by nothing! I guess they just expect the smoke to stay on its side of the room all by itself.
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Have you ever licked someone's eyeball?
Not intentionally
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How do you cope with someone who is totally negative and whinges all the time?
Tell them to go back to England! LOL
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Do you watch Jerry Springer? Why or why not?
The appeal of that show has the shelf life of an ADHD attention span.
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Have you taken a drug or been offered drugs?
Yes and yes.
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Wheres the best hotel you've been to?
The best I've ever stayed in was the St Francis hotel in San Francisco. I'm a low budget traveller usually.
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Who has ever gone on a movie set or has been one of the crew. What was it like?
My two sisters played orcs in "Lord of the rings 3" They said it was a blast!
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What do you look for in a fiction novel?
Something that has the potential to be tomorrow's reality.
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If you could ask God one question, what would you ask?
Why are the majority of your followers such anal, humourless dorks?
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Whats your opinion on fake branded products?
I don't care for brands and I don't give a shit that they are being copied. It's all one giant scam anyway, people paying for a name and feeling like they somehow have increased their status because of it. I see a guy with $600 sneakers on and another guy with a pair for $40, to me they're just two guys with sneakers on....big deal. Here in the brand obsessed capital of the...
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What makes you sad?
The amount of apathy and ignorance in the world. People just don't know or care that the future is being stolen piece by piece from their children, and from their children's children.
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Is there really a difference between men and women drivers?
Yes, about 1 liter of testosterone! LOL Men are much more aggressive/offensive drivers on the whole! Someone tailgating you? 9 times out of ten it's a man. Someone speeding up so that you can't merge with the other lane? Man! Someone being a dick head? Man! Most of the really offensive behaviour is from men! Women are probably more prone to hold up traffic by driving at the legal...
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Ladies....men will not ask a female out or talk to them because they are intimidated by their looks, why?
"She's out of my league!" syndrome!
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Knock knock?
Wow, how did you manage that? I live in a tent!!
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Is Ghandi's concept of peaceful resistance as a means of change valid in a violent, war-like world?
Yes, it's very valid. Peaceful resistance had an awesome psychological effect upon the British. They began to feel like barbarians and were forced to reconsider their whole perception of what it meant to be civilized. Just because the results aren't quick and clear, it doesn't mean they are not powerful. Ghandi understood a profound spiritual truth, that was more powerful than...
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What wouldn't you wish to your worst enemy?
To BE my worst enemy!!
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What will be the title of your next book if you write one about your life on Answerbag?
Meteor to mediocrity
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What's going through your dog's mind when he looks at you?
Say,"Here boy!" C'mon dummy, "Heeeeere boy!" it's easy, just open your mouth and say it, and then I'll run up to you wagging my tail!
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Who and what can keep me from getting my federal income taxes?
An IRS agent with a grudge?
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What is the most common theory on how the pyramids were built?
Egyptian slave labour, with engineering guidance from space aliens.
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How can I wash a cat that won't sit still in water?
Do you mean "wash a cat"? Maybe first go to a pet store and see if there are any soaps or shampoos for cats and ask the staff about the best way to do it.
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Is your life interesting / funny enough to be a TV sitcom?
With a few tweeks here and there, yes there's some good material in there!!
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What is your favourite type of bread?
The type with "In god we trust" printed on it!
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What do you think of one night stands?
If it's agreed upon at the start, then they can be great, but if they are one sided, they can be a shallow and perhaps degrading experience. I've always enjoyed casual sex when the feeling was mutual, but sometimes it's sooo good you go back for seconds and thirds and fourths and....
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I don't like or trust cops. I'm not a criminal. Where could this feeling come from?
I don't like or trust cops either, so wherever you're getting it, we're shopping at the same store!
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Do you think that the age to be legally married (18) should be changed to at least 25?
No! All it will do is make criminals out of people who aren't considered so today. You can't legislate love.
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Why do most people hate math?
Because it's a language, and like all languages, if you're not competent in communicating in it or understanding it, you turn off!
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What is the funniest joke/ 1 liner you have ever heard? and why can i only hold 1 joke in my head at a time?
He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged!!
Honk if you love peace and quiet!!
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I recently had unprotected sex with my boyfriend, but he pulled out before he came. Being pregnant before I am having the same symptons, how possible is it that I am pregnant?
Despite his best efforts he's not in complete control of his emissions so to speak. There is always leakage and that can get you pregnant. Use a condom if you don't want to deal with the serious, life changing reality of being a mother!
Also, if you try the rhythm method, it can be safe at times to enjoy unprotected sex.
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Is the letter Y a vowel -asking this as it has kind of cropped up in one the questions earlier and has made me curious as to what others think.
It functions like a vowel in words like, my, by, try, sky, etc, but essentially it's a not a permanent member of the elite "vowel club"
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When you by tuna from a can,is it already cooked?
Yes, it's cooked. The taste and texture of raw tune is unmistakable!! Absolutely delicious!!
In my opinion most fish should only be eaten raw!
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Given a chance to ask anyone here on AB, who will it be and what will be your question? and why?
I would ask the troll who keeps stalking me with -1 down rates to meet me down a dark ally later on tonight!! LOL
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Which Answer Baggers questions and answers do you find yourself looking for most?
Nobody in particular, I just read em as they come. There are certain members whose answers I enjoy reading though, because they are smart arses like me..LOL
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What is your zodiac sign?
Gemini
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What words bug you the most when mispronounced?
Aks (ask)
Duck tape (duct tape)
Expresso (espresso)
Often (Often, but it should be without the T sound)
upmost (utmost)
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What is the differance between humanity and mankind?
Saying, "Ohhh, the mankind!!" doesn't sound very cool when airships crash..
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Are you at work on this website or are you at home or are you somewhere else? - im always at school
I only ever use a computer at home. When I'm working, I move around from place to place all day.
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What is the best play you have ever seen?
It was this really bizarre audience interaction type of drama event in Sydney Australia. The Cast were sort of embedded in the audience and the whole thing was designed to disorientate you and blur the boundaries between audience and actors until you realised at the end, you were the actors in the whole thing. Brilliantly done!!
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What do you do with a chronic procrastinator in your life?
What are the chief causes of procrastination? Speak up procrastinators!
I'll tell you later....
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Do you think Americans are open minded enough to vote in a Black President?
I think the majority of them are! There will always be an element who, due to a twisted ideology, will put racial barriers up everywhere they can, but fortunately the majority are sane enough to make more informed choices.......wait a minute what am I saying here? They voted for Bush!! Twice!!! Aaaaarrrggghhhh.... They're all crazy!! They'd vote for Donald duck if he ran!!! Mods,...
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I'm 25 and interested in a girl who is 18. I'm not sure if the difference in age is a problem though. We are friends and have a number of common interests and tastes. What are your thoughts?
10 years down the road, your age difference will mean nothing!! Go for it, and to hell with what anyone says or thinks!!
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What country are you from?
I'm from Aotearoa! (NZ) but now I live in a small country town an hour outside central Tokyo.
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What would you do if a stranger came up and started hitting your child?
I would inflict some heavy duty G.B.H on them! And ask questions later.
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What's the cutest thing you've ever heard a kid say?
I asked my little boy what he wanted to be when he grows up and he thought about it for a sec and said casually, "A sandwich!"
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Is it crazy to have conversations with yourself?
Not if you're standing on a stage, dressed in Shakespearian costume with a skull in your hand.
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If a turtle loses it's shell is it naked or homeless?
It'll have to shell out for a new home!
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Who was the American Commodore that demanded a port in Japan for the US?
That was Perry, man! LOL
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What are some key elements of being a great girlfriend?
Sorry, I'll only be able to answer this if I get sent to prison and draw "Bubba" as my cell-mate!
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Why did YOU start smoking?
I decided that smoke coming out of my face would make me instantly sophisticated and worldly for a teenager. LOL That juvenile delusion gradually gave way to an outright nicotine addiction.
Now I'm reformed!
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If a turtle loses it's shell is it naked or homeless?
It's in need of "Shell-ter" *collective AB groan*
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What is one thing kids can do that adults can't?
Laugh at jokes they don't get, but still be thought of as "cute".
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Do you shout "Eureka" and run naked when you found an answer?
Yes, actually finishing a crossword takes forever!!
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Do people hear you when you go to the toilet?
If I have a real stomach pain and the only toilet available is just a thin door's width away from the office, I try to be discreet, but when the gates of hell open, it's
"KA-Fluuuubuubbllaabroorpraaaaaprrrbbbbbpoppppt!!!" city Arizona!! *Imagine toilet scene from "Dumb and dumber"*
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What do you think heaven will be like???????
If there is such a thing/state as heaven, I think it will be whatever you want it to be, and will constantly change according to your desire and un derstanding. One fixed place/condition or whatever sounds nuts. We'd either have to all be brainwashed robots, programmed to go "Ohhhh aaaahhhh, heaven's great!" or there would be millions of people who hated it, because we are...
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I need a felony conviction either, overturned, reopened. During a bench trial, the judge goes nuts and the accuseder lied and I ended up a felon who had 4 1/2 years wrongfully taken from me. The legal system is a joke here in Detroit and I have proof.
So, what's your question?
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If you were stuck on an island and could bring only 1 thing what would it be
The QEII
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Why do god give kids to women who dont deserve it when there are many women out there who cant have children but would make great mothers?
Kids are born to any woman who is sexually or otherwise able to reproduce. Women who can't bear children, don't! Deserve has nothing to do with it!
You're confusing morality with biology.
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What does a woman hate for a guy to ask on the first date?
My mother said I have to be home by nine, so can we just skip the movie and go straight to dinner?
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I was caughted shoplifting 5 months ago and got a trespass notice. Now I've contacted the mall security center and I have an apointment with them. If they find another images of me shoplifting before could they anything to me?
I hope you were trying to steal a book on grammar and spelling, because there's a good chance they might see the wisdom in just letting you have it! :)
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British people, do you feel proud that our music is really really good again?
British music is ALWAYS good!!! It's just the promoters and mainstream media who try present the crappiest fringe shavings as representative of the deep talent pool that is really there! Anyone with a brain, and taste not located in the vicinity of their arse would see through the commercial hype-bullshit!
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I'm 17, is 20 too old for me?
One word: Nah!!
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What does the green S mean in nevets picture?
Sage!
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What does a woman hate for a guy to ask on the first date?
How much money have you got on ya?
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Do Jehovah's Witnesses believe it is wrong to lie?
If lying is defined as, deliberately giving false information in order to mislead someone, then I'd have to say, NO they don't believe in doing that. I think they are very sincere in their beliefs, and have a genuine desire to share with others what they feel to be true.
That is not to say I believe what they say is true, because I don't. To me the message they are trying to...
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During the Super Bowl, which player will you be watching most?
My DVD player!! I hate football!
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Do you like nature?
As a whole, YES! But there are some individual aspects that I hate, like mosquitos, fleas, wasps, bacteria (the harmful variety) Viruses etc etc
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What do you think of women that smoke?
I am a smoker.
I don't mind as long as she's not blowing every lungfull in my face or flicking her ash in my eye! LOL I used to be a smoker, so I know the hold it can have, but I also know how easy is was for me to quit. I hope she would eventually think about her health one day too.
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Have you ever drove more than 10 MPH over the speed limit?
Always!! The speed limit here is a ridiculous 40Kph!! So, if I don't drive at least 20 over the limit, I'll never get anywhere. LOL
Edit for all you pathetic down raters: Everyone here breaks the speed limit, including cops!! One cop car was doing 40k the other day, so I passed him. He didn't even blink! Why the hell are you so anal that you'd down rate an answer that is...
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Why are Lawyers despised?
Because there is a large percentage of them who are in it just for the money. The law, truth, justice, fair play, and all those other noble concepts which we assume to be part of the world they choose to work in, are made a mockery of by their cynical disregard for anything but how much profit they can make from the pain, suffering and misery of others.
Corporate lawyers are some of the worst!...
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What would be a good song that tells a story?
And the band played Waltzing Matilda" by the Pogues.
When I was a young man I carried my pack
And I lived the free life of a rover
From the murrays green basin to the dusty outback
I waltzed my matilda all over
Then in nineteen fifteen my country said son
It?s time to stop rambling ?cause there?s work to be
Done
So they gave me a tin hat and they gave me a gun
And they sent me...
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What's the best comedy that you have recently seen?
Jockeys
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What's the best comedy that you have recently seen?
Cat n mouse
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What's the best comedy that you have recently seen?
Bike
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What's the best comedy that you have recently seen?
Big train
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Will you please upload or post anything you would like to share with the rest of the world?((ANYTHING)) THANX
The finger
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Will you please upload or post anything you would like to share with the rest of the world?((ANYTHING)) THANX
LOLzzzz
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Is it considered racist to imitate a Chinese accent?
It depends on the intention behind the imitation. If you're just doing it in a lighthearted way for the purpose of highlighting the idiosyncrasies of Chinese English, no problem, but if you're doing it to portray Chinese people in a negative way or make fun of them, it is probably going to be seen as racist. Intention is everything!
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Why are blog things like 'myspace' etc dangerous?
I've never had a problem with it. Like every other site on the internet, if you're an idiot, you're gonna get stung. If you're stupid enough to give out sensitive information or even store it on your computer with the potential for having it stolen what it is, you're a tard.
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What stereotype bugs you the most?
I hate the way Japanese guys get all protective of the women they're with when ever a foreigner is around because of their penchant for stereotyping, I mean it's not our fault that they're all myopic, bucktoothed geeks, right? LOL
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Who is the worlds worst leader known in history?
That's a tough question, considering the multitude we have to choose from. also "worst" is too general! Worst as in what? Economy? War? There are many ways to interpret the word.
Anyway some candidates:
Hitler (Germany)
Stalin (Soviet Union)
Mao (PRC)
Milosevich(Serbia?)
Bush (USA)
Idi Amin (Uganda)
Saddam Hussein (Iraq)
Papa Doc (Haiti)
Marcos (Philippines)
Ceausescu...
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What are some good tips/best practices to avoid getting a virus on my computer?
Don't download lots of porn!
Stay away from the porn sites!
If you're looking at porn, you're an "at risk user"
No PORN!
and oh....did I mention you should avoid porn? LOL
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Will you please upload or post anything you would like to share with the rest of the world?((ANYTHING)) THANX
Humvee in Iraq, and another example of perverted, religious insanity!
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Any thoughts on The Smiths?
As most common surname: Meeeh!
As band: Good! "How soon is now?" great!
As the chips: Very tasty.
As the village craftsmen: Sadly obsolete.
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If you are forced to make a choice btn being dumb and being deaf, which one would you choose ? why?
Dumb! I'm quite dumb now, so if I opt for the dumb in this question, it actually might not be as dumb as I already am , so I'd end up smarter out of the deal!!! Oh and before anyone down rates me, I know that's not the "dumb" Carluck was asking about!!
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Holden or Ford?
Holden!
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What do you get when you cross a poodle and diabeties?
A fluffy pin cushion!
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Does any English native speaker want a language practice exchange?
From 'Answerbag',I got a friend. He checks the essays I wrote. But I have nothing to requite his kindness. I think if I can meet someone who wants to learn Chinese,we can help each other.
Let me get this straight. You want to exchange Chinese guidance for English? Is that right? I'd be interested.
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Will someone please tell me to go to bed now.?.?.?
Bed! Now! I'll be in in a minute to read you a bedtime story ,K?
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Why do you answer questions on Answerbag?
I got banned from Yahoo answers after building up a very good answer history, because they have an absolutely moronic system there where anyone can report your answer to the automatic mods, who indiscriminately cancel your account without checking the claims. Trolls have a ball!! You not only lose your answers account, but also any other Yahoo accounts you had as well, like "My Yahoo"...
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As a foreigner, what do you think of Mexico and mexicans?
I think Mexico is a wonderful nation and Mexicans are a beautiful people. That Aztec beauty is stunning!!
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Are you one to avoid an arguement?
No, I'm quite an opinionated, argumentative type. I Find it difficult to hold my tongue when I hear people talking what I deem as shit!
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If your life seems that nothing is going right what do you do
Pretend that my goal was to have nothing go right and bask in the glow of success. No seriously, I'm lucky, I know it and acknowledge it regularly. By affirming my luckiness, I continue to empower it. It always comes through. People often remark about how lucky I am.
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Has anyone ever been killed or badly injured watching golf?
I guess there must have been people who were watching the golf channel when their houses were hit by cruise missiles or crashing airliners.
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Here in Scotland we have recently celebrated Burns' night. Who's your country's national poet? If you don't have one or don't like them, who would you like it to be?
He's probably not our national poet, but the name Sam Hunt popped into my head. He's the one most parodied on T.V by comedians. LOL
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Do you believe the quote "God doesn't give you any more than you can handle"? Why or why not?
Well then that would mean that all those little children and babies were ready for bullets in their heads in all the wars we've had, since nothing happens without God's stamp of approval. Another example of flawed Christian logic; blame it on the Devil or attribute it to god, whichever fits their needs! Pfffft!
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What makes a person an optmist or pessimist
It's that damn half full/empty glass sitting there on the table. If someone could just smash it we'd be free of these labels. LOL
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What kind of donuts do you like? Where do you get yours?
Why? Are you a cop? LOL
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If someone asks you to leave them alone,do you?Or do you have to know why?
I'd already know why; Me!! Annoying the shit out of them most likely! LOL
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Would you own an electric car?
One day when they figure out how to reduce the recharge time from 8 hours to something a little less ridiculous.
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If your butt itches and you are in public,do you scratch?
Yep, I don't care about stuff like that.
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Do you like to eat at Mcdonalds or do you find it nasty?
I find it nasty, disgusting, gut rotting crap! I can't think of enough negative adjectives to express my hatred of all those filthy grease pits preying on the nutritionally ignorant masses. It's the stupidity of the customers that keep shit houses like them in business!! Boycott them and their repugnant products, and do something positive for the planet!!
MacDonalds pioneered the...
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What type of art do you like the best?
Superrealism/photorealsm or abstract expressionism, because they both deal with the same concepts; the manipulation of primordial chaos!
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Would you eat a goats eye for $500
Only if the goat gave me the cash up front!
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How long does it take for garlic/onion breath to go away?
How fast can you walk? LOL
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There's a book written based on your life. What does the first sentence say?
Normally ,it's not possible for an utter piece of shit-trailor trash to make something of itself, but....
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Do you think dreams can be a sign
Yes. I actaully dreamt that I was going to receive a phone call and the person would tell me my wife just had a baby boy! I was woken by my cell phone, and that exact call five minutes later!! True story!!
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Draw a deep breath, paint a mental picture......What do you see?
A mental picture
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What is one thing that you don't like about yourself.
I'm just too goddamn humble for my own good!! I mean being this good looking and talented on top, my modesty and humbleness make others around me feel even more inferior, you know? LOL
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You're walking down a dark alley when someone puts a gun to your back and says, "Yankees or Red Sox?" What do you do?
I'd say "Yankees" coz my socks would be brown by then!
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What do you do when your feeling pissed off about something?
People DIE!!!! LOL
(Micro-line from "Austin Powers" Thought people would get it, but obviously not.)
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If you were an alien,and you just landed on this planet,what is the first thing you would ask someone?
If it was a hot babe,
"Hey, so you wanna join the 97 trillion mile high club?" *wink wink* with my one eye!
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What has teeth but never bites?
A cog!
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My crime rate dropped below zero. What can I do to boost it back up?
Take that window of opportunity to become a T.V evangelist, then you can rip people off big time in the crimminal major league.....oh wait, you're talking about a video game right? LOL
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What do women want
Me!!! They just don't know it...*sigh*
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What are your thoughts on biblical vulgarities and obscenities? http://tinyurl.com/yz2kal
Who needs porn when you've got the old testament? LOLZZZZZ
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Do you think that there will ever be a cure for HIV?
I wouldn't be surprised if they already have a cure, but want to milk AZT and others for all they are worth first!
But then again it would make no business sense to cure a disease that can be treated for life at infinitely more profit.
Ever wondered why hay fever has never been "cured".
Bottom line: Symptomatic relief is more commercially lucrative than cure!!
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If you discovered a new country, island, state, etc., what would you name it?
Tripwiria or something..
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Have you ever accidentally killed a person or animal? (besides bugs)
When I was about 14, I threw a stone at a bird as it was flying by, thinking there was no way I'd actually hit it! I did! It got knocked out to the sky like a plane in the battle of Britain. I ran up and picked it up and it died in my hands with it's little eye staring the question, "Why?" at me.
Damn I felt bad
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When will the war in Iraq end?
I don't think we'll ever see a definitive end, even if the politicians try to say it is finished. More likely it'll be a long drawn out fizzle, until the networks feel that it's no longer worthy of being a nightly headliner, and relegate it to the realms of the never ending conflicts that rage all over this planet without interrupting our reruns of "Seinfeld" Kind...
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If you could go back in time, what would you keep from being invented?
God! Far too many crazy ideas about what or who god is have devastated this planet!
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What do you look like?
Here are a few of my night pics. I like to take photos at night using just the local light. I've got heaps!!
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What is your opinion on marijuana being illegal, and why?
With most countries declaring war on drugs, it seems like an awfully stupid waste of man power and resources to be going after smokers. It is now quite clear that it's NOT the gateway drug that everyone thought it was. Many people all over the world are having their lives ruined by over zealous states which are churning out thousands upon thousands of "criminals" because of their...
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I wonder what happened to Alice and her Resteraunt? (From "Alice's Resteraunt.")
She couldn't compete with Denny's
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What are some dangerous alcoholic drink(s)?
Alcohol isn't dangerous unless it's mixed with an idiot! :)
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Where's my remote?
It's under your left butt-cheek.......No, your OTHER left!! Oooookay...heh heh
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Palestinians deserve to have their own country,but why does the international community stall the process?
There's a very strong Christian influence in this, with a vested interest in seeing their biblical prophecy fullfilled. Palestinians having a homeland in that region don't feature in that prophesy. America is heavily influenced by these types!
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Are the levels above sage, parsley and thyme?
Rosemary and thyme!
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What kind of car do you drive?
I have a Nissan Largo, and my wife has a Honda Integra. I' m satisfied with what I have.
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Can you name something that is sad but true? (and what is it?)
Most of the answers I really put a lot of thought and sincerity into, will go unread and ignored here!! :(
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WAR ... anti or pro? ... why? ... has your decision changed from earlier days?
Unfortunately, due to the nature of humans, war is sometimes inevitable, as diplomacy is viewed as simply a window of opportunity to be exploited by some. I would support war against tyranny, but often the fact that most people feel the same, means it's a great propaganda tool; just present someone or something in that way to the public, and "Hey presto!" everyone's...
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What does stress do to your body?
Physical: Tears it apart, squashes it, generally makes itself felt pretty unmistakably!
Psychological: Much more insidious. Lowered immunity, which can lead to more serious diseases later on...etc etc...
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What?
"Please sir, may I have some more?"
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How fast does a zebra have to run for it to look gray?
LOL That would depend on the relative speed of whoever was watching.
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Do you think that alot of people only stay together out of routine?
Yes, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. If they both are happy with the mutualism, and it serves their needs, often a relationship based upon a practical friendship is more stable than one based on the romantic ideal that leads to divorce. I see many many MANY couples here in Japan who seem to have this type of relationship. They don't understand the western obsession with...
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Do you eat breakfast?
I do. Usually rice, natto, miso soup and sea weed paste with a fish or something. Japanese have big healthy breakfasts, as it's considred the most important meal ot the day.
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Can you think of any products etc that are actually worse today than they were in the past, despite the improved technology?
My beef at this very moment in time is with "Sky" the satellite T.V broadcaster. For all their hype and brilliant programming, they can't seem to be able to synchronise the picture and sound within 5 seconds of each other. Most of the time your watching with an average of 3 seconds difference between the two. This makes me mad, since it would seem to be one of the very basic...
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I have very poor concentration when it comes to school reading and homework only. How can I fix this???Please help! I need to stay focused!!!!
Sorry....what were you saying?
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Where have all of the good questions gone?
Good question! LOL
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Has Albert Einstein ever been proven wrong?
Yep! When he predicted that due to general relativity, Americans could never elect a president with an I.Q lower than 100, he was proven wrong twice! LOL
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Do you prefer to sleep Naked or do you like your PJ's?
Yep! I can't stand the feeling of beingwrapped up in clothes when I sleep, things always end up getting twised around. Naked is the only way to sleep for me, no matter what the season.
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Ny mining related quotes that can be put on a tshirt
How bout, "Miners are deep!"
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What do you never want touching your skin?
Concentrated nitric acid
A red hot poker
A malaria carrying mosquito
Napalm
A taser
A contagious leper
Micheal Jackson's plastic surgeon(s)
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If Santa's sleigh was carjacked on Christmas Eve, how would the presents be delivered?
In little plastic baggies, all cut up with a bunch of low grade non-Christmas stuff!!
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Who of you has Answerbag as their homepage?
No, I'm not that far gone!
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Do you like commercial breaks?
I enjoy commercial breaks about as much as I enjoy having red hot needles driven under my fingernails while undergoing root canal work with no anaesthetic!
It always has the reverse effect on me anyway. I remember their products alright, but I always make a point to never buy them!!!
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Why is the sky blue? (no joke)
Blue light has a short wavelength, and so it scatters easily in the atmosphere, thus being the dominant colour during the day. At sunset we can see reds and oranges etc too, because the low angle of the sun in relation to the local atmosphere, is such that their longer wavelengths are able to enter and bounce around.
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Do I tick you off?
No, not at all. :)
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Have u ever pushed on a door that says pull?
I do it just about everyday, and half of them open anyway! LOL
The other half I just stand there all day, banging against the glass like some demented seagull, until the shop closes! LOL
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Freddy or Jason?
Freddy! He's funny! Jason's just a psycho mime from hell!
LOL but judging from your AV, I think I've given the wrong answer....
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I'm not a Christian, but live a good life. I don't lie, cheat, steal. I give to charity, try to help etc. Do Christians still think I'm going to hell?
Really, why even give a shit what those deluded fools think. They are living in a darkness and calling it light, a prison and calling it freedom. Save yourself a lot of mental contortionism and think about what YOU want god to be like!! Don't be another loser and just accept the emaciated, puny little neurotic deity they try to push on the world! Of course they'll say that your whole...
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Do you think it's noble to go to war?
The only thing noble is the loyalty and comradeship among the troops themselves! The wars and the rich industrialists/politicians who start them are utter shit!
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Have you ever had a dream about falling but when your fall is gonna end you wake up?
Yeah kind of, but I've had even weirder dreams where I actually have predicted the future. There's no other explanation for it.
I dreamt I was watching a car parked on a hill when the hand brake released accidentally. There was a big stone wall at the bottom of the hill and the car was rolling toward it. I was thinking, "Oh, it's gonna crash it's gonna.." And...
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Whats the worst present you can get for you birthday/ chritmas?
Once when I was a little kid, I bought my mother a toy car for her birthday! It was a car I wanted so I figured she'd give it to me. My plan worked like a charm. LOL
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If a girl wet her pants on a date with you - would you take her out again?
Only if she'd wet them in anticipation! LOL
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If earth and aliens were to have a war, what would it be like?
Totally one sided. They'd have to come here for there to be a war, because the best we could manage would be a tiny deep space probe with a fire-cracker on it, which would take like a million years to get nowhere LOL
And, if they could come here enmasse their technology would totally pwn ours, so it would be like, "Oh yeah? Bring it!!!" "FizZapp!!!" "We obey...
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How can I become invisible?
Jump into a vat of molten metal...Ffffisssshhtt! you're invisible!
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Mittens or gloves? which do you prefer?
Mittens for warmth; gloves for dexterity.
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The disgusting-slimey little thing that crawled out of the swamp and mutated into the chicken, which began to reproduce, using eggs as a land based creature.....maybe! LOL I'm no Darwin here!
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Why do you think celebrities usually only date other celebrities?
Other celebrities are probably the only ones who understand how limited their lives have to be,(they can't just go and hang out anywhere they want in public without a mob of gawking losers all trying to get something from them) and how much their work takes priority over a relationship. It would just be easier to be with people who share the same world and have the same experiences.
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Does everyones opinion really count?
Numerically, yes. Other than that, if I don't like what they have to say, I don't give it much priority in my daily musings.
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There is just the two of you in the car stuck in traffic and you have to either pee or poo what do you do - or what did you do?
I once pissed in one of those one liter plastic bottles. They come in real handy, if you can keep your aim true, otherwise there's a bit of collateral spillage! LOL
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While driving down the road all alone you have the sudden undeniable urge to pee. There is nowhere to stop..what do you do?
I have absolutely NO reservations about getting out and letting the flood gates OPEN!! Taking a dump is a little more complex of a problem though...LOL
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Why do people pick there scabs? I dont its nasty.
I didn't pick mine, they just formed on their own after I fell off my motorbike etc. I would have chosen something a little more aesthetically appealing, like a tattoo of blood dripping off a sword with a snake wrapped around it! LOL
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If you could make a television documentary, what would it be about? Why?
I'd make a documentary about the making of documentaries. I'd show how the manipulation and highly selective editing of video and sound bites can be used effectively to present any reality you want the viewers to believe.
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If you could say one sentence to stop someone from starting to smoke what would it be?
First I'd put one of those throat vibrator things up to my neck and then say,"Gooo fooor iiit! Wheeen yoou eeend uup liiike meee weee caaan gooo siiiing kaaaraaaooookeee tooogeeetheeer!"
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Do you drink alcohol? Why/Why not?
Yes!! I love the taste of beer and wine. It's really refreshing to drink a beer on a hot day or with a meal when you're thirsty. Wine is good for you in moderation, the polyphenol in red wine is good for reducing cholesterol in your blood.
I never drink to get drunk, only for the pure enjoyment of the taste and texture of the liquid. It's all about savouring a small...
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I am a boring person, what can i do with someone that would "touch" them in a way they havent felt in a long time. But not over step the friendship? Can be romantic. I live in FL, around orlando.
Take them on a nice drive out to the Kennedy Space center and go on a tour! If the rockets don't interest you that much, you can always play "spot the gater!" That's what I did when I went there. Or go for a long pointless walk down the OBT as far as your legs will carry you, and on the way have a deep meaningful conversation about the scourge of urban sprawl in the U.S ( I...
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Why do some films make us cry even though we know they are not real life events?
Because they deal with real life emotional issues and we feel for the chartacters! Plus there's the highly specialized scene editing, romantic cinematography and emotive soundtrack to prod us in the right direction. Real life just isn't that professionally put together..
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How do YOU feel when YOU have reached the next level on Answerbag?
I'm like, "Yes...YES!! Just a little bit more..bit moooore, 1 more point...YEAH!!" then a second later, eyes at half mast, staring blankly at screen-hypnotic state again. Party's over!
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What is the best luggage,backpack or bag to take on a 3 month europe trip?
No question at all...Backpacking is the only way to go. You don't wanna be one of theose idiots who drag bloody great over sized suitcases everywhere you go.
In fact even a large backpack isn't that necessary. I travelled through Europe and the States with just a day pack, with a few T-Shirts, socks and stuff, bought other things along the way, and washed everything at places I...
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What do you think about the case of the 17 year old boy who got 10 years in prison (without parole) for getting a blowjob from his 15 year old girlfriend, when people do less time for murders? And, oh yeah....he's black!!
Here's the story.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=wilson
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What word do you spell wrong over and over and over?
Wierd! See? I did it again! Isn't that wierd? LOL
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Are vaccines safe
Not completely. There will always be a certain percentage of people who'll react badly to vaccines, and every year there are deaths attributed to them, even for flu. The smallpox vaccine has a known percentage of deaths associated with it, but sinced there is no other choice, the risk is accepted.
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Just like the nevets question: Are you a fan of Jodie44? I am.
Yep! Jodie44 rocks!
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Did you get on answerbag as soon as you woke up?
Yeah, I usually have about 30 minutes before I have to rush out and catch the train, so I check up on my answers and who loves/hates me and all that!
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Did you play sports in high school?
Yes, rugby, and athletics. I was on the ski team too.
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What is the most depressing day you have had?
When my wee boy was hospitalised with a viral infection in his knee. He was so small and scared in the hospital, and he didn't understand what was happening to him. The doctors were telling us that the infection was really bad and there was a danger that it could spread to his leg bone, in which case they'd have to amputate!! It was ripping my heart out of my chest to watch him there,...
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Why do you think some change their Answerbag avatar, seemingly often?
I do it quite often, because I like change! Images have a powerful influence on the way you are perceived. The avatar can say a lot about you, even if none of it is true. It's interesting. I personally like the personalities who are more chameleonlike.
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Mmmm. Chinese food. What are some good spicy dishes besides Kung Pao and Gen. Tso? And what are those slender peppers called?
First of all, who the hell would be moronic enough to downrate this qusetion?? It's pathetic and whoever you are, you suck!!
Now, I personally love chicken chowmein!! Ramen although quite common here in Japan, is actually from China, and is very good too. Now I'm hungry!!
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An Atheist friend of mine said she would believe, if I could show her proof. Is there a way to show her?
No! Face it, you have no way of proving your belief to her! You can spout bible passages till you're blue in the face, but it will just amount to noise, because none of what you say is provable. Does that give you pause to maybe consider the possibility that you are just as delusional as the person you have up until now thought of as such? Or will you counter with the tired old cop out,...
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Whats the most random pie you can think of?
Don't cry pie!
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What kinds of morals and values do you cherish?
I'm gonna go against the grain here and say, morals and values that aren't grounded in religious dogma! Morals and values that are grounded in common sense and pragmatism! None of this, "Because the bible says so!" that gets rammed down the throat of society on a daily basis, but morals and values that come from a sense of love and respect for people, that don't judge...
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Who do you like better, Bill or Hillary Clinton?
Well, if you could factor taxidermy into the equation, I'd probably like them both!
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Whats the best or worst pick up line ever?
"Hey, you've got quite a dark complexion. Have you got any Maori in you?"
"No"
"You want some?"
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Have you ever seen the inside of a court room?
Yes, quite often. I used to sit in the public viewing gallery sometimes, and once I had to testify in a case against my career criminal of a girlfriend, but that's another story. My hometown courtroom is like the really traditional "Old Baily" type of deal. Very intimidating!
See the red door at the near end? On any given morning you'll see large groups of very dodgy...
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How are you going to celebrate Robbie Burns Day?
Well, if I was back in my hometown of Dunedin NZ, I'd go and decorate the statue of Robbie Burns in the center of our city, and then go down to the "Robbie" for a few beers! Robbie Burns is a big feature of our town. LOL
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Why are stereotypes so easily adopted?
Because there is enough truth in them to make them seem very reasonable to adopt!
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Does the military accept convicted felons as recruits?
I think the French Foreign Legion have a no questions asked policy. I remember talking to a legionaire in Paris. (We called him Tony the killer!) He was on leave, and he told me they take a lot of guys who are on the run, and if you're not a criminal before you join, you sure as hell have a good chance of being one once you do!!!! He was wanted for war crimes in Croatia!
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Why is their a increase in divorce over the years?
Women are becoming more empowered, standing up and refusing to put up with the shit they've been dished out over the years. The traditional, submissive wife, who has a smile on her face and a drink mixed for her husband, doesn't bore him with her trivial problems after he gets back from a hard day at the office, lets him make all the important decisions because he knows best and has...
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Do you have enemies in answerbag who constantly down rate you?
Yeah I get hit with a lot of minus ones or twos, but then at times someone big comes along and wham!! Never leaves a calling card either..so I guess there are a few here who don't have me on their Christmas card mailing lists. LOL
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Do u remember the first time you stole something when you were a child?
Yep! Greed got the better of me when I was with my father at the store. While he was around the front talking to the owner, I snuck behind a shelf and tried to jam a giant bar of chocolate down my pants.
There were smaller sizes there which would have fit more easily, but like I said, greed got the better of me, and I figured, "If I'm gonna take the risk, I might as well go for the...
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Was you once so happy, that wanted to kiss everybody? Reason?
I was young, and had just done a tab of "E" I wanted to hug the world.
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What is one big lesson you have learned in life?
That what you mock and despise draws closer to you, eventually grafting onto your life as a cruel reminder that what you think today is what shapes tomorrows reality.
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Is it ok to run to the bathroom to pee or clean up after you had sex?
If you gotta go, you gotta go! There's no rule book on what to do after sex, so do whatever you want.
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Do you eat at your desk?
Did you know that the average office desk has more bacteria than a toilet? (According to a website of useless facts I was reading through)
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What style of Dance do you prefer?
Horizontal, between the sheets!
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If someone invites you over for dinner, but you've already eaten, is it impolite to not eat anything?
It would be pretty rude if you allowed them to go ahead and make the meal, thinking you were hungry, because you didn't tell them you'd already eaten.
If you're not hungry, just tell them right then and there when they invite you, no problem. You can always say, "Well even if I don't eat, I'd be happy to come over and just hang, and maybe have dessert and a few...
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If you alone stumbled upon proof that there is no higher life form (god[s]) would you share it with the world or keep it secret and why?
I would, only because it would have little impact on the world of religion, thus "proving" that fact has nothing to do with dogma.
Having proof of something is no guarantee of it being accepted by people. There are many groups and -isms in the world who have "proven" time and time again, their absolute resistance to proof.
In short people will believe what they want to...
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Which term do you prefer? Died, kicked the bucket, etc.
"He's maggot bait!" That's the nastiest one I've heard for a while.
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Suggest some tips to grow taller within 6 months or 1 year.
Get too close to a black hole.
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How much of the humor in Monty Python's Flying Circus goes over my head because I'm American?
It would be better if you could give specific examples of sketches you didn't get. A lot of their humour is taking the piss out ot the stereotypical British character and there is also a cultural context which frames some of their humour, but I don't think it would be lost on Americans. It could be a generation thing.
Have you seen the Brit-com, "Yes Minister"? It's a...
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Which planet has the largest crater in the solar system?
The moon is listed as having the largest impact crater in the solar system. At over 1300 miles across, the south pole Aitken Basin on the far side of the moon.
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap960906.html
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Which planet has liquid on it?
If you mean water, then Earth obviously. Mars is thought to have subterranean water. Europa, which is a moon of Jupiter is also believed to have liquid oceans underneath its frozen surface ice, and is also believed to be one of the most likely other places for life to exist in the solar system.
I'm no scientist, but I do believe their is life on other planets, and there must be billions...
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Do you think saddam is really dead or was it one of his look a likes?
Why would one of his doubles feel the need to fill in for Saddam once he was arrested and in American hands? With Saddam out of power, there would be no need for a double to continue to be loyal to him, unless they had his family hostage somewhere and threatened to kill them all if he didn't die in Saddam's place. But, like MOTOARENA said, there's no double gonna step up for a...
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Should freedom of speech have limits?
In some instances where the smart people just know that those who are easily influenced or just plain gullible, will likely be whipped into a frenzy of violence and hate by others who profess to be merely exercising their rights to free speech, and that the result will be death and suffering for many innocent people! In these types of situations (like we see throughout the religious world) if...
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What would you want your Fortune Cookie to say?
"Go outside NOW, and look behind the dumpster!!"
I go, and find a large suitcase filled with stacks of unmarked $100 bills, just like in the movies!!
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How do you get in the top 1000 on the leaderboard?
Top 1000? Just register! LOL
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What comes after sage
How about "Guru"?
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If the devil collects souls, what could he possibly want with 'em?
He's a nerd a heart!
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What is beautiful?
Everything is beautiful, in it's own way....like the song says...LOL
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In your opinion, what has been the United States greatest acchievement?
Convincing the rest of the world that they are the champions of democracy. Remember Chile!!
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What's one thing about sex that you do not like?
Not getting enough of it!
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What are some of the best lame excuses not to use a condom?
I'm latex intolerant!
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Have you ever had questions that were rejected? why?
A few. One reasone was "Nonsense" but the question was a legitimate one that obviously got up someones nose. I don't see why they had to reject it.
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Complete: "I came; I saw; I ______________."
I came, I saw, I bought the T-Shirt.
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What is a song that deals with a religious theme?
"Let it be" the Beatles
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How long has it been since you have been in a fist fight?Have you ever been?Why?
The last fist fight I had was when my band were playing in this pub called "The Empire" and a group of skinheads tried to wreck our gear between sets. We had a giant rumble on stage and they lost!!
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Does anyone here know or has met a famous person? If yes, who?
My sister's partner's brother (phew) is Russel Wong who played the bad guy (Jet Lee's brother who finally dies in the last fight scene with Jet Lee) in "Romeo must die" and also the good guy opposite Christopher Walkin in "God's army 2"
My two sisters were Orcs in !"Lord of the Rings 3" lol and I ( and my band) have played support for...
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Does anyone here know or has met a famous person? If yes, who?
I was walking through some swinging doors at the old Wellington airport and I let them go without looking. They swung back and smacked the guy behind me causing him to grumble. When I turned around, it was Robert Muldoon, our ex-prime minister! LOL
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If the Bible isn't true, why are there hundreds of prohecies that came true?
If you keep your predictions vague and your interpretation of events highly subjective, sure! Everything can be seen to have "come true"
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Would you refuse to answer a question on moral grounds?
I don't have any morals that would get in the way of me answering a question.
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Game: Are you a Truth person or a Dare person?
Dare! Definitely dare!
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Is there some kind of machine that you can hurt people through a wall or floor? And cause bruises? I don't want to hurt people, my neighbor says the people who lives above her has a machine that hurts her.
Does She also hear her neighbors dog telling her to go out and "KILL KILL KIIIIIIILL!!!" ??
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Who's taken the AB survey
Yep! Wasn't comprehensive enough though. they should have had a question for us to vent about trolls on!
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Did God have a bad day when He created You? Or is it just me?
Yeah! I feel like I was just one of his mindless doodles on a sketch pad when he was thinking about his masterwork!! Grrrrrr!
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Ever looked out your window and saw something you wish you hadn't?
Yes the NHK collector coming to make another attempt at extorting my hard earned cash!! Worse than mosquitos those guys!!
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Do you trust anyone over thirty?
Of course! Why wouldn't I?
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I need just 1 point to reach level 50, how should I celebrate? =)
By entrusting me with the pin number to your bank account....yes I think that is probably the best thing to do at this stage! :)
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How many of you have visited Taj Mahal. Whats u r opinion on that. Does it stands a place as a Wonder.
Yes, I've been there and it is great. Very small inside though. The actual space where you can walk inside is surprisingly small. Also, the view from the back wall over the river with the old fort off in the distance is really great.
I actually enjoyed sitting in a window of the old fort looking toward the Taj Mahal! That was a spectacular view!!
Also, be careful if you decide to...
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Senator Hillary Clinton just announced on her website that she will be officially running for the office of president of the United States in 2008. Would you vote for her? Thoughts?
I won't vote for her, because I'm not American...
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Which two women led the movement to make alcohol illegal?
Mrs Party Pooper and Mrs Wet Blanket
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What are some great small business startup ideas and tips?
Q: How do you get a kiwi started in a small business?
A: Give him a large one first!!
Sorry I know this is useless to you as an answer, but it just reminded me of this joke one of my Aussie associates told me. LOL
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Children are blessings from God, how many blessings do you have?
I have 2!! They are sooooooooooooooo x infinity cute!!
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Do you got any small minded friends?
No, I would not be friends with a small minded person.
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One suggestion to god?
Anger management classes
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What's your favoite way of preparing and eating eggs? Scrambled, poached, hard boiled, fried, or "other?"
Raw most of the time (on my rice) very yummy, and Yes I'm aware of the dangers; our eggs are strictly screened LOL
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If there is a nuclear attack, and you have to go into an underground bunker for an unknown amount of time. What are three things you would have to take with you (there is already food in the bunker)?
1. The Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad
2. Who cares?
3. Who cares?
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What is there to fear about death?
The pain of passing, and the idea that death really IS the end of self awareness.
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If you could instantly kill any one person on the planet, who and why?
I would never get away with killing someone if that was the only reason for doing it. I would be tried and convicted in my own mind!! Fear of being caught is not what stops me from killing and I'd be very worried if that was the only thing stopping someone else, quite frankly!
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What is your life story?
My life story (The condensed version)
Birth......lot's of stuff.......now!
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Would you ever marry outside of your race?
I would and have! I'm a half breed Maori/kiwi from Aotearoa(NZ) and my wife is Japanese. I also agree with nevets; we are all one! Our country is round!
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Which do you like better: Sand or Snow?
I'll go for sand. It's dry (when it's not wet)
It's good to lie in. Snow is cold, wet and turns to filthy brown sludge very quickly, which in turn freezes overnight to this filthy grey-brown permafrost type of stuff that takes forever to melt and causes all kinds of problems for walking etc. I just about broke my arm last year when a piece of that ice stuck to the bottom of...
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Are there any baggers who are qualified at first-aid or medicine?
I got my St Johns CPR and first aid certificate.......remember the ABC's airway, breathing and circulation..heh heh
Oh, I'm also a keen amateur gynaecologist! LOL
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Ive heard my whole life that the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Guys- how does a woman win you over?
I'm easy! She just has to look at me, or glance in my general direction.....or be within a 100 meter radius....or be in the same town....okay, I'll shut up now....ahem..
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What is your favorite constellation of stars?
I really love the Southern Cross, but now that I live in the Northern Hemisphere, I can't see it anymore. My favourite here is Orion!
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Who's your favourite movie director, and which of their movies do you like?
Martin Scorsese and Ridley Scott would be two of the many I really like.
Scorsese knocks together a great story with really strong characters-Taxi driver, Good fellas, The King of Comedy!!
Ridley Scott is the master of "cool" His movies are never "Cheesy" The texture and authenticity he obsesses over in his movies always make them a trip to watch! Blade Runner, Gladiator...
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If everyone on earth disapeared all of a sudden except you, were would you head first?
To a luxury car dealers, pick up a really nice ride and cruise downtown stocking up on everything I ever wanted. Then I'd head on over to a really nice hotel, drive the car up into the lobby and..........actually, being the only one left on the planet would suck! I'd probably end up killing myself out of lonliness...
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What's the worst thing a person can say to someone who has just lost a loved one?
"Get over it! People die everyday!!"
"Better get used to that!"
But the absolute worst thing someone said to me after my mother died, was a stupid old Japanese bitch!! Sorry, but she was!!
Her: " Did your mother die?"
Me: "Yes.."
Her: "How did she die......AIDS?? ahhahahaha"
Everyone just went silent as this stupid bitch sat there...
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What are some good songs to play while making love?
Preferences vary from person to person, so I'll just tell you what NOT to play, okay?
1. The William Tell overture!
2. The opening theme to 2001
3. Irish folk dancing music
4. Death metal
5. Opera
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Does age have to do with how well people answer these questions?
Sometimes yes, but then there are also a lot of quite young members here who blow me away with the wisdom of their answers. They are young in the flesh, but they are old souls.
Then there are the Chubb daddys of the world, pathetic, boring, childish and, oh so desperate for attention.
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What does A puls B divided by Z prove?
The versatility of the alphabet?
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Have you ever been trying to open a page and everytime you do you get hijacked by another site? See below for details...
Images
1.I click my link and this, takes over the page after about 2 seconds!
2. If I click to get rid of that, instaed of going away, this pops up!
3. Red X that, and this comes up next. (This has to be one of the most infuriatingly persistent sites I 've ever seen)
4. Red X that and this!!
5. Finally try to red X that and this still remains !!
This happens every single time!!...
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What is the worst thing your spouse could possibly say to you?
"Could you sign this dear?" (you sneak a look and it's a life insurance policy for $500,000 with her as sole recipient))
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If you could name a rock band what would you name it?
tripwire
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Man or beast, which is the real animal?
Comparitively speaking, animals have inhabited this planet for millions of years without upsetting the natural balance or threatening the existence of all other life, but humans have caused untold damage in the very short period of their history. For all our intelligence, we sure are inferior to animals in so many many ways!
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What's your darkest secret?
If I told you, it wouldn't be secret anymore.
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Have you ever ridden in a police car? what were the circumstances?
A few times, all bad reasons, but never arrested!!
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What songs make you cry?
These days, "Happy Birthday!" LOL
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Is it true that when you are having a dream you are unable to read?
Yes, becuase you're lying down in the dark with your eyes closed! LOL
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What are all the weapons and their advantages/disadvantages?
All the weapons? Too many to list!!
Advantages: They kill (I guess)
disadvantages: They kill!!!
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What's the most idiotic thing you've ever heard?
The latest Iraq plans by Bush and co
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Did i hear this correctly? the states are now proposing to give workmen compensation benefits to illegal immigrants? when will it stop?
It will sop only when the majority of Americans realise that they are being sold out by their own politicians because of corporate greed for cheap exploitable labour, and they stand up as one and kick out the bums who are holding the gates open deliberately.
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What turns you on in a girl?
If I'm in a girl, I'm already turned on!!
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What's your opinion on the "Anonymous" usernames?
Seems pointless since we're already hiding behind user names anyway.
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Honestly who has the best fries? Burger King or McDonalds?
My answer is McDonalds
None of the above. The best burger I've ever eaten was at a place called "Laurie's" in down town San Francisco. Basically, you should never eat Macdonalds or any of the food from those corporate monsters. Their food sucks and so does their business.
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Who is your answerbag enemy?
I don't have one, not one I know of at any rate. I have traded insults with some here but nothing that escalated to Defcon-4.
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Who's going to write us an Answerbag poem? (rules inside...)
Bleeding hearts through finger tips
that tap a path to wisdom's soul
divided by the walls we make
and yet we know that we are one
in casual sincerity
in uniform diversity
in gentle animosity
our unity affirmed
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What would be your immediate reaction to spilling a beverage on your laptop?
I'd be like, Whoa, how the hell did I get this laptop?"
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Who is the ultimate villain of the movies?
Why, Dr Evil of course! (Muahahahahaaaaaa!!)
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Have you heard about that "fact" that people eat about 3 spiders a year in their sleep? is this true? what would you do if you woke up and had a spider in your mouth?
In this order:
1. Scream,"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
2. Puke!
3. Spend most of night rinsing my mouth and spitting in basin.
4. Go on a spider search and destroy-killing spree!
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What is a good way to start a conversation 10 minutes after ending one with the same person?
"....and another thing..." or " Do you remember what we were talking about 10 minutes ago? Well.."
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"If all the world's a stage and we are merely players..." what game are we playing?
"Hide the salami" or trying to..
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Have you ever noticed how many people pick their noses while driving? Do they think we cannot see?
I've been too busy picking my nose to notice sorry..LOL
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If your in the woods without Toilet Paper....what's your most favorite "Wiper" material?
A small furry animal!
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What do you do after the orgy?
Never been to one, but I imagine I'd be pretty hungry after all the writhing and grunting, so I'd go for a Taco!
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If you found a cell pohne on the side walk....what would you do with it?
I'd most likely just walk past it without giving it a second thought. Cell phones are a dime a dozen here
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My boyfriend wants a bl0w job. Should I give him one? He says he'll give me a r!m job in return.
You should save this question for all your 14 year old friends on MySpace. I'm sure they'll give you the attention/reaction you so obviously crave!
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What's your favorite single line from a poem or song lyric?
"And the band played Waltzing Matilda" by the Pogues.
When I was a young man I carried my pack
And I lived the free life of a rover
From the murrays green basin to the dusty outback
I waltzed my matilda all over
Then in nineteen fifteen my country said son
It?s time to stop rambling ?cause there?s work to be
Done
So they gave me a tin hat and they gave me a gun
And they...
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What colour do you never wear? Why?
Brown! I feel like a walking snickers bar!
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What do you call a dog with no legs
A K5?
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What is the state song of New York?
I love New York
I Love New York
Written by Steve Karmen
Composed by Steve Karmen
I LOVE NEW YORK
(repeat 3 times)
There isn't another like it.
No matter where you go.
And nobody can compare it.
It's win and place and show.
New York is special.
New York is diff'rent' cause there's no place else
on earth quite like New York and that's why
I LOVE...
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What is the state motto of New York?
Excelsior (ever upward)
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What is the state tree of New York?
The Sugar Maple
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Do real men eat quiche or and / or wear pink?
I usually wear pink while I eat quiche, with my little pinky extended for effect!
And if it's cold, I'll wear my fluffy bunny slippers like a man oughta!!
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What was your all time favorite television show theme somg?
Dr Who
Bat man
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Why do some people repeatly push the elevator button?
In the hope that this time, just this one time, because I'm in a hurry, the electronic circuitry will somehow understand my urgency and do everything faster! LOL
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What's your favorite mythical creature?
The honest politician.
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If I find a dead body on my front lawn, what should I do?
First make sure they really are dead! (BANG!!) Good! Now call the police. :)
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Type a couplet about yourself.
I'm sitting here, with writer's block
My head feels like it's made of rock
Since I began, an hour has passed
Still sitting, getting nowhere-fast!
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Who would be considered the "Einstein" or "Newton" of today?
I would say Stephen Hawking!
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Why has it become so acceptable to harm people?
Harming people has never been acceptable, it's just been more widely used. Since the internet we've entered a very surreal age where cold blooded murder can now be viewed in the comfort of your own home, as a form of entertainment for some. Extreme violence has become a popular posting and has a big following on gore sites where people comment on or rate the most horrific butchery as...
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Do you go back and monitor the answers to the questions you have asked?
Yes. I usually give points to every answer unless it's really obnoxious or stupid, in which case I'll just leave it.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no one's around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?
Maybe only the guy who's clapping with one hand!
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Is it true that carpet is less hygenic than floor tiles/marbles?
I think so, because it woulds trap all kinds of dirt and be teeming with micro biological life. Tiles would be easy to wipe/ mop/ disinfect, so they would be a lot cleaner. I don't think anyone would have their carpet cleaned everyday.
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Whats your favourite TV channel?
1.Discovery
2.National Geographic
3. History
4. Fox Crime
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What is a noob?
Someone who is new to a site/ board etc and doesn't know the ropes. Usually asking questions like, "What's a n00b?" LOL
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If you could start your own brand of beer, what would you call it?
"GUT"
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What matters most in your life?
Feeling like I'm making progress towards whatever ideals I have, and having the time to do what I love to do. My family.
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How do white supremacists view Slavs?
If they don't view them as inferior now, I'm sure they'll get around to it eventually. If they could, they'd just keep weeding out people based on their constantly mutating prejudices until there are only white people left, and then they'd start looking for differences among themselves, like weeding out all the fat ones, or all the ones with black hair and on and on...
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Who are you without your pain?
I'm always a pain! Just ask half of the members here!
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What's the worst thing that ever happened to you in a doctor's waiting room?
My mates sister came over from the U.K and drank herself into a comatose state at a festival here. He was passed out already and she was dangerously close to dying of alcohol poisoning. I was at home with my girlfriend when two Japanese guys rang my doorbell and more or less dumped her there because they knew I was a foreigner. I took her to the hospital because I started to think she was more...
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What's with all the Connecticut questions Drublic is asking?
There's gold in them thar questions!! (Well, points..LOL)
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How much does a pack of cigarrettes cost where you live?
Currently 270 yen which I think is probably one of the cheapest prices you'll find. For Japan, this price is very sus, because they usually want to charge you up the wazoo for everything, but JT (Japan Tobacco) have a cozy relationship with the health ministry, allowing them to keep prices low, sales high and guarantee half the population of Junior high and high school students will be...
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Is anyone else sick of the users on here commenting on things they have no idea about? It really irritates me, what about you?
Yep! There's been quite an influx of "anality" recently. LOL
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Do you speak another language fluently?
Yes, I speak Japanese fleuently.
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Would you rather live without music or live without T.V?
Forced to choose, my T.V is out the window!!
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What do you think was the best use ever of a glockenspiel on a Rock and Roll song?
Mike Oldfield, "Incantations" also, Shriekback, "The reptiles and I"
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Are you a fan of Nina Simone? When and where did you become so? What is you favorite Nina Simone song?
"My Baby Just Cares for Me" Great song, love the rhythm, piano and of course her vocals! I can't remember when I first heard it. I think I woke up one night and it was on a late night music show. i sat up and just was really blown away by it!!
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How can infinity of anything exist in reality? It wouldn't fit in the universe, would it?
If the universe is infinite, then the amount of storage space is also infinite! No problem! :)
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When electric company workers retire, are they 'de-lighted?'
No they're dis-"charged".
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Is it still possible to get pregnant while youre on birth control?
Yes, there have been many cases of women getting pregnant despite being on the pill.
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Does life really exists on other planets.
Yes!! I know! I've been to several planets and have met and made good friends with them!!
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If you could change one thing about your past, what would it be?
Well, one thing that has always bugged me my whole life. I remember when I was just a really little kid and my aunty was giving me a shoulder ride. She reached up and gave me a Chewy Banana lolly and I tried to unwrap it, but it fell out and dropped down on the ground. I just watched it as we walked away, coz I was too little to tell her about it. I'd like to go back in time and eat that...
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What is your favorite number?
"69" it's got a Yin Yang thing going on, it looks cool and it's FUN!!! Yeah!
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What is planned obsolescence?
It's the deliberate inclusion of parts that are designed to or known to break within a certain time. Manufacturers basically make sure that the product will break, so that there will be a continuous need to buy more, thus guaranteeing them continued business. I think it sucks!! But I may be talking about "Built-in obsolescence".
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What three superhero "powers" would you most like to have for a day?
Why, "Minimum wage man!!" Of course!! Da da-da daaaaaah! Able to make minimum wage in a shrinking economy, even as all around him succumb to offshore relocation and cheap immigrant exploitation!! My hero!!
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Do any Australians find the new 'Eat lamb on Australia Day' government-sponsored campaign offensive? Or at least understand how some people can find it offensive?
Well, I haven't seen it, but I have a problem with the whole "Lamb" industry in Australia now after watching a video on the horrific treatment of sheep there. And I hate that the government are basically endorsing that treatment while seeking to profit from it. They suck on so many levels I couldn't even begin to list them here.
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I love playing with my _________.
Little baby daughter.
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I am an attractive british born Indian guy 5'11, and slim and would love to go out with a white girl as it is my preference. Only problem is I do not get the opportunity to meet people. where do I begin. And do white women find Indian guys attractive?
I'm not a female so I won't comment on the attraction thing, but I just wanna say that from what I saw when I travelled through India, the country was literally bursting at the seams with beautiful people. You have no worries!!
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Do Australians call women "mate" as well, or is it a guy thing?
Yes, it's quite common. I heard guys calling females "mate" all the time in the 6 years I lived there. It's much more gender neutral in Oz than it is in NZ.
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Have you ever wanted to loose weight so bad that you_________?
...deliberately got caught stealing a loaf of bread in Nigeria!!!
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How come if a group of people are all thieves, with the exception of a couple, is it wrong to think of them as thieves on a whole?
Ask yourself how you'd feel if it was you who was the exception, and you got labelled with the rest of them anyway. That would be why it's wrong.
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Do you use MySpace?
Yeah, I was there just now checking my messages.
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What do you wear to bed?
Nothing. I hate the way things get all twisted around you as you sleep, so I wear the bed.
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What is the best city in the world to visit?
All of them! Every place has its own unique feel.
That's why I'll never get tired of travelling.
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How do you get rid of an addiction?
I have beaten all my addictions so far with just will power. I've never joined any help groups or used products designed to ease you off whatever it is.
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What is your favourite type of bread?
The darker, harder and heavier the better.
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Can you get drunk without having a hangover the next day?
Drink a lot of water before you crash. It really helps keep the hangover to a minimum.
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What is the longest word in your vocabulary?
"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!" Length varies depending on how long I have before I crash into something!
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What makes you laugh?
Funny stuff!
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How does God feel about gay marriage?
If the question is,"What's the term to describe people of the same gender making a life long commitment to be together, which is legally recognised by the state?" LOL
Yes, it's right. If gay couples want to be married to each other, it's right for them to do it, right for us to butt out of their business, they have the right, and anyone who disagrees is probably a...
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Should the kkk be illegal?
If they are just spouting their racist views and being obnoxious, no, they shouldn't be, because the right to free speech should be extended to all, regardless of whether we like their views or not. But, if they are killing and hurting people as a group, yes, they should be hunted down and bagged like the filthy little animals they are!
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What is the state song of Mississippi?
Go, Mississippi
Words and Music by Houston Davis
Verse:
States may sing their songs of praise
With waving flags and hip-hoo-rays,
Let cymbals crash and let bells ring
Cause here's one song I'm proud to sing.
Choruses:
Go, Mississippi, keep rolling along,
Go, Mississippi, you cannot go wrong,
Go, Mississippi, we're singing your song,
M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I
...
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What is the state motto of Mississippi?
Virtute et armis
By valor and arms
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What is the state tree of Mississippi?
The Southern Magnolia
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If AIDS was cured tommorrow do you think more people would choose to be gay?
Africa has the highest incidence of AIDS in the world, and it's prodominantly due to hetrosexual sex. AIDS is definitely not the deciding factor in ones sexual preference....but I think you already knew that, and were just posing a provocative question. :)
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What is the deal with pre-marital sex these days? Is it really that bad of an idea?
If you are smart, what ever you do will probably be okay, but if you're an idiot, you'll get problems.
Pre-marital sex is just another thing where the results depend on the people. Idiots will end up with unwanted pregnancies and STDs and smart people less so. The question of morality doesn't enter the equation for me, because I am unhindered by religious influence.
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Can you use chopsticks? How did you learn?
Yes, I use them every day. It's not that hard to use them actually. Japnese tend to be a bit patronising when they see Westerners using them. You get a lot of "Ohh..you're soooo skillfull at using chopsticks!!" to which I usually respond with," Ohhh and you're sooooo good at using a spoooooon!"
Anyone can learn to use chopsticks in five minutes or less!
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Do you believe in hunting animals for fur?
I'm about as against that as you can get! It really make me sick to see all the se "fashionable" ladies swanning about drapped in the pain and unimaginable suffering of small defenseless animals!!
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WHY DO DOCTORS WEAR GREEN IN THE OPERATION THEATRE?
It's more harmonioue with the overall decor of the operating room, it says, "Yes! I am a surgeon!" and hints at an underlying opposition to the spilling of blood (green is the complimentary colour of red) It goes well with medical accessories and doesn't shout for attention. Green is what all chromatically enlightened docs are wearing this season!! LOL
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Would you like to be a minority?
We are all minorities! As individuals we are one offs!
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Could you live without electric power for a month?
I can, and I have for more than 2 years.
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Should I be ashamed of my acne?
No, it's not your fault! You are still you, and one day it will be gone. People can still see the beauty of a person regardless of whether or not they have acne. Chin up!
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What does an american accent sound like to someone with a british accent- I've heard we sound really nasally.
Firstly, you have quite a variety of accents in America, New York (Brooklyn), Boston, North/ South Carolina, Wisconsin, Texas etc etc so it's impossible to say what the American accent is. It is easy to identify someone as being from north America though. I like many of the accents from the U.S
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How important is Valentine's Day to you?
Not important at all, in fact for me it can be a real problem because I end up getting all this chocolate given to me, and I hate sweets. And, no it's not because I'm a babe magnet, it's just traditional in Japan for people to give chocolate to their associates etc. Valentines day is BIG here!
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Are you happy?
As far as I know, yes, but if I ever get to experience a higher understanding of happiness, I may look back on myself here and now and think I wasn't.
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What's your favorite credit card to use and why?
I have never had or used a credit card in my life.
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Who was the most important member of the band Nirvana in your view?
Definitely Kurt! They couldn't have been Nirvana without him.
The Foo fighters are pretty good though. David G is a versatile muso!
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Whats the least amount of money you've paid for a vehicle?
Nothing! I was at this party once and a guy I was talking to said he had 6 cars, and did I want one? I just laughed and said, "yeah okay!" not really believing him, but sure enough, the next day he showed up at my place with this car and all the papers etc. It turned out that he just didn't want to be burdened with all the car tax on so many vehicles, so I got a good little car...
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Is recycling really making an impact on the environment?
I saw a documentary on T.V that said most of the garbage we separate for recycling just ends up being mixed back together again and then dumped in landfills because the sheer volume of it is too great for the recycling industry to cope with. That kinda bummed me out!
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Do blondes really have more fun?
If that were true, Finland wouldn't have such a high suicide rate.
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What's your favorite Nirvana song?
Something in the way
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Is masturbation disguisting?
NO! It's perfectly normal behavior.
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Who speaks english with an accent, the americans or the british?
From my perspective, BOTH! (I'm a Kiwi)
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What is the difference between : Advice and Advise? How are they applied in a sentence?
Advice is a noun and should be used as such.
"He always gives me good advice."
Advise is a verb, and should be used in the following way.
"I strongly advise you to move your finger AWAY from that down rate button!"
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Are you patriotic?
Yes, but not in the most commonly accepted definition of the word. Sometimes it may even be necessary to fight against or be in direct opposition to your country in order to affirm your patriotism.
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Do you think political correctness is over done?
Yes in some ways it's almost like reverse prejudice. By being overtly sensitive about how we refer to things, we inadvertently reveal that we actually have issues with those very things.
It's like the linguistic version of when everyone looks away as a spastic guy with a giant head gets on the train, making it more obvious that they are acutely aware of him.
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Would you discourage a friend or family member if they were interested in interacial dating?
I would never oppose a relationship based on race alone. I would have no right to interfere. However, if my daughter got involved with some radical Islamic guy who believed in Sharia law and honour killing of wives, then I'd have quite a lot to say about it!!
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Are you a good artist or graphic designer?
I'm a painter. I did sculpture at art school, but I specialised in painting in my final two years.
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If you could ask God one question, what would you ask?
Who stole the plastic toy out of your coco-pops then?
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What is the biggest misconception held by today's society?
That politicians are public servants, and religions have cornered the market in morality.
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What do you think of Bible Criticism? Should man be allowed to criticize the Bible?
Imagine a world where the Christian equivalent of a "Fatwa" could be issued for anyone who dared to question the integrity of the bible, and rabid "killers for god" hunted down the offending parties. The freedom to challenge and debate religious concepts is what keeps us from degenerating into a state of utter barbarism.
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Do you know any good preacher jokes?
I know one but it would be an expressway to "Downrateville" with all the humourless xtians on AB.
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What is the longest time that you have spent on a painting?
A year.
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What do you think of Bush's new plans for the war?
Predictable: Just throw more of whatever at it.
Their original tactic of, "Clear-Hold and Rebuild" didn't work because there was no "Hold". Outside of the green zone, there is no control, even jounalists are afraid to go out and see the real Iraq beyond.
Huge amounts of money and manpower are going to be needed to fix the mess, but also a radical change in attitude by...
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When you were still living at home did you ever sneak out at night or steal the family car and go for a joy ride
Yeah, I remember one night I tried to roll the car backward out of the driveway. I planned to go for a sneaky joyride while my old man was inside drinking with his friends. It kinda got away on me as I had the drivers door open and was steering and pushing it back. I leaped in to hit the brake but it was too late, the door caught on the gate post as it rolled out and bent completely forward. I...
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What's the best religion?
How are we to judge?
By the number of people who practice it?
By the amount of proof they can provide for their belief?
By the number of people who they kill? (The lowest number being the best)
By their wealth?
By their charity work?
By the open mindedness and tolerance of their members?
What? I personally can't say much that's positive about religion, because I am against the...
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Which is worse, a woman breastfeeding in public or a woman who flashes her boobs to all the drunks in the bar?
Someone who finds the sight of breasts offensive in either situation is idiotic in my humble opinion.
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Are Jehovah's Witnesses allowed to smoke any substances?
Ham and fish I guess.
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What possible side effects could occur with Viagra use?
A troop of performing fleas, who happen to be passing by, could mistake your shorts for the big-top!
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Why do you think Beckham is coming to the USA? Easier competition as he gets older?
Perhaps he's manoeuvring himself closer to the Hollywood scene for when he can't "bend it" no more. Could the next "Bond" be a whiny, cockney who wears sarongs? I can see it now, "Live and let tie-dye"! LOL
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What is your favorite AB category and why?
I just hit the shuffle button and answer whatever takes my fancy!
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It's been 15 months since I last smoked weed. I've never been a regular user of the stuff, either. I have a hair folicle test for school coming up. Is there any way I can pass it? I know it stays in your hair for a long time, but for how long?
15 months? Relax and forget about it! You'll be fine!
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Are you a reformed smoker?If so,how did you quit?
I used to be a pack a day smoker, but last year I just decided to quit! Bam! No worries!
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Do you use Skype?
Yes. I've had no problems with it so far.
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What are some ways to reduce the amount of dust in a room?
It's labour intensive but I use a wet cloth and wipe over all surfaces with it. If you have carpet it makes things a lot more difficult, but if you have tiles or wooden floorboards, you can't beat a wet cloth for getting up all the dust!! Also airconditioning filters dust from the air pretty well.
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Do you believe in Bigfoot, Why or why not?
As far as that famous clip of the big foot walking in the mountains goes, NO!
It looks like a lanky guy walking in a gorilla suit. The gait is very human, not that I know what a bigfoot gait looks like mind you. I just don't buy it. Besides, didn't the guy come forward and admit that he was the one in the suit?
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Fire fighters from New Zealand, Canada, and now the USA are in or on the way to Australia risking there lives to help with the bushfires .. would you volunteer to go to another country to do the same? ..(and a big thankyou to those guys and their families
If I had any kind of competance at fire fighting I might, but going from somewhere like New Zealand to a totally different environment such as that in Australia would be very risky. I seem to recall hearing on the news that some of the NZers were badly burnt when they got trapped inside a fire zone. Having no experience of the nature of Australian bush fires would make you more of a liability...
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Why does Mr Bush have us believe that he has Americans best interest at heart, yet spends billions trying to right the problems of another country when the U.S has so much poverty and homeless and so many Americans are dying from sickness and drugs?
Because he can't commit political suicide by telling the truth. Lying is an integral part of being a politician. Deny the obvious with a calm confidence, and even sane, sensible people will start to doubt their own judgement!
The world saw with their own eyes, and heard with their own ears, how events unfolded, but the master of unblinking denial stuck to his "words" and the...
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How do you feel about the Minnesota Congressman, Keith Ellison, being sworn in using the Koran?
I personally wouldn't care if was sworn in on an issue of Hustler magazine! Each to his own and to hell with those who get their noses put out of joint by something so trivial. As long as the pursuit of ones beliefs doesn't infringe upon the freedom and safety of others, people should be left to practise whatever rites and rituals they think are important to them.
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Whats your all time favorite board game as a kid and would you play it today?
Backgammon
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Why doesn't the us celibrate a native american day? I am native american and I'm kind of offended.
Very good point! That should definitely be looked into. It 's a slap in the face to all native Americans to have their culture marginalised to the point where they don't even merit a place in the nations celebrations! As to why, I would say ignorance, apathy, racism and guilt may play a part, but that's just my opinion. As a native New Zealander I can identify with your feelings....
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Is there an easy, fast and not too hurtful way to kill one's self?
There is no way to end your life without pain! Someone will always feel it, even if it's not you!
A survivor's story!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2005/11/05/MNG9UFIV9O1.DTL&o=0
Kevin Hines also survived a suicide attempt from the Golden gate bridge. Here is an excerpt from his story.
I got off the bus at the bridge, and stood there crying. I...
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What is your opinion on David Beckham being paid 1 million U.S per week?
I don't have an opinion on it, but I have an intense feeling of jealousy!! I just spent the last half hour outside, furiously kicking a soccer ball against the house in a futile attempt at becoming an international soccer- (sorry I meant to say football) star.....the cruel laughter of my neighbours put an end to that dream though!!
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Can you fill in the blank with your OWN words? “Genius is 1% ________ and 99% ___________!”
1% Convention 99% thinking outside the box
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Are there any celebrities that are good rolemodels?
Bono is doing something very good in his campaign to free the poor countries of the world from the oppressive yoke of debt to the G8 mega-economies!
I wish him well!
Also, yesterday I saw "Pink" speaking out on behalf of "PETA", against the cruelty of farmers who support the wool and lamb export industry in Australia.
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I cannot be felt, seen or touched; Yet I can be found in everybody; My existence is always in debate; Yet I have my own style of music. What Am I?
You are a soul!
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How many countries including the USA do you believe or know have weapons of mass destruction? What is your opinion on this issue?
Russia
The Ukraine
France
Britain
Israel
China
North Korea
Pakistan
India
(Japan has the ability to produce a nuclear weapon in less than a month if need be)
Germany
(Iran is working hard to join ranks)
These are the main players. Perhaps I've missed some but this is already too crazy for words!!
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What is your prefered method of transport? locally and international? .... (walk, bicycle, horse, motorcycle, car, bus, train, plane, ship) why?
I like to walk as much as possible, but if it's too wet or cold I'll drive. Commuting is usually by train.
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Do you agree with the "no cell phone in school" policy that most high schools have adopted?
I think Cell phones should be banned from the classrooms, but not banned from use outside at break times.
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With so much visual violence shown on TV to all ages ,why is true violence that comes from the Iraq war banned,sanitized and is only mentioned?
Violence on T.V is entertainment, usually within a very polarised good/bad moral framework. Good guys beat bad guys, and deaths are clean and easy to justify, because bad guys deserve to die and good guys are entitled to kill them.
The problem for the government when it comes to real war is that it's very ugly. Real people dying on both sides are ultimately just people. It's much...
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To prove a point, only answer yes or no. Everyone sees what you do in public, can you let everyone see what you do in secret?
Nyet!
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What is most annoying or amazing thing about children?
Their ability to learn so quickly, literally soaking things up like sponges; amazing when it's good and annoying when it's bad! LOL
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Where did you go for your last vacation?
We went to Hawaii.
8 days in Honolulu.
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Have you ever given/recieved a secret admirer gift or been/had a secret admirer?....Also tell me about it
If I knew that , it wouldn't be secret...
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What were Saddam's last words?
Beam me up Scotty!
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How fucking lame do you have to be to reach a high level on this site, and are most sages also virgins?
Here are some tips for ya:
1 Don't be a moron who can't even be creative in his attempts at being offensive.(everyone here graduated from the potty a long time ago!)
2 Don't be an attention whore on an internet site. It's the ultimate "Look at me! I have no life!!" statement!
3 Don't reveal YOUR stunted mentality by referring to anal sex or using words...
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I got an e-mail that says I won ALOT of money from some south african international random lottery...Is this a scam?
It's a scam. Stories range from lotteries to pleas for help transferring large sums of money overseas, or even "Hello, I'm a very wealthy person and I just need your help in... blah blah blah..."
There is always someone who let's their greed get the better of them and they end up actually sending money to these morons. Please don't be one of them!
If you want...
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At what age did you, or do you plan to, permanently move out of your parent's house?
I moved out at 17, never went back.
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Do you know your worth?
I'm priceless, like everybody else.
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What is your favorite Tim Burton movie?
Definitely, "Mars Attacks" with "Beetlejuice" a close second.
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Would you rather play drums or guitar?
I play both now! Drums since I was a teenager and bass guitar for the last 10 years. I love playing both!
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What has someone ever said to you that left you speechless?
Don't say another word, or I'll kill you!!
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What sort of things would you do to amuse yourself during a car journey?
Drink copious amounts of alcohol and weave murderously through oncoming traffic! Nah, just kidding, I like to play word games, talk crap about anything I see, make fun of the guy on the radio, have debates about things that none of us know anything about etc..
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How many US States have you been to?
I've been to:
California
Nevada
New Jersey
New York
Washington
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Plus Guam and Saipan! Not bad for a Kiwi, aye?
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Who are you on AB chat?
AB chat? You mean there's an AB chat? I didn't know this!! Thanks! :)
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There is this guy that likes me and i like him, but people would make fun of me if i went out with him. what should i do?
Give about this much (making "tiny" hand gesture)of a damn about what people around you think!! Go with what you know is right!
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If an emotionally disturbed person made an attempt on your life, would you press charges?
Yeah, C4 charges into his ass and .....BOOM!
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If we were to invent a special language for Answerbag, what new words would you suggest?
My humble contribution.
Nippers: Little -1 down raters
Armageddon-outahere: Someone who posts self destructive questions or answers that seem like deliberate attempts to get banned.
Crucifixation:An obsession with nailing Christians!
You'resovane: Describes someone who posts just to see which way the wind blows
Religerent: Openly hostile religious type.
Prategory: A place for...
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What kind of food do you hate the most?
Candy, cakes, cookies and sweet things.
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Is country music on the way out? if so, what's next?
We live in hope! I can't stand that red-neck noise.
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Why does my three month old refuses her bottle
Maybe it's time for more solid food! Three years old is, in my opinion, the limit for using a bottle, and this (your case) seems like a very good opportunity for you to make a transition to solid food.
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If Adam and Eve didn't eat the fruit off the tree would the world be perfect with no Sin?
I'm sure god would have found some other agent to introduce self awareness/"sin" into the world. God must have wanted that to happen from the start, otherwise, why put the tree in the garden in the first place if you didn't want them to ever eat from it. It's not like he had a storage space problem or anything. And technically speaking, the all knowing, omniscient god...
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What if the hokey pokey really IS what its all about?
Then, amputees are really screwed!
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Will smith is loved by many & internationally famous. When you hear the name WILL SMITH what springs to mind?
Independence day, I robot and Wild wild west. I wouldn't include him in a category of great actors though.
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Do siameze twins pay for one movie ticket...or two? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
Definitely two, because they'd want to be thought of as separate entities, and they have two distinct personalities and two different perceptions of the movie.
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If you invited me into your house, what sould be the first thing I would notice?
That we never wear shoes inside the house.
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Have you or would you ever pick up a hitchhiker?
I always pick up hitch hikers! In New Zealand hitch hiking is still a very common thing. I hitch hiked all the time when I was a student, and later on in Australia as well I hitch hiked quite a bit. Although there were times when I had to sleep out in a field or in a shed.
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How do you know if you are addicted to cigarettes?
I think all these could be telltale hints that you may have a bit of an addiction to cigarettes.
You set your alarm clock for cigarette breaks throughout the night.
You light up a cigarette while you still have one dangling out of your mouth
You go swimming with a lit cig in your mouth
Your teeth are the colour of your wall panels.
Having a cig is the only way for you calm down after...
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How about a nose picker, would you date him/her?
Sure! As long as she doesn't eat it! I've seen quite a few adults pick and lick, ughh!! That is just wrong!
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What happens if planes are struck by lightning in a thunder storm?
There have been cases of lightning strikes on commercial aircraft, but they seemed to withstand them without any serious damage.
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Do you find watching poker on tv interesting?
I don't have much free time for indulging my hedonistic self, but if I do, it's a toss up between watching poker on T.V or reading the phone-book. Tough choice!!
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How can I get better at drawing?
Practice drawing things as simple geometric shapes, from various angles. By reducing objects to their most essential base shapes we can dispense with all those distracting details and get an instinct for how 3 dimensional objects appear in space.
Once you get better at that, start trying to add more detailed features to them.
Cardinal rule: Draw what you see, not what you think!! This is...
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What exatcly is a johovah witness?
I seem to remember something about their belief that only 144,000 people will actually go to heaven, and the rest will live on the new earth. They don't gamble, binge-drink, have casual sex, celebrate public holidays or feel a natural aversion to ringing the doorbells of complete strangers to give them an earful about their beliefs. They seem gentle, polite, but persistent as mosquitos...
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Whats green, has eight legs, and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree?
The Incredible Hulk, his wife and two overweight kids tied together.
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Can you spell?
Shore I kin spall! I kayme top of my klass @ spalling.
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If a government or group is abusing or killing helpless people for religious, racial, or other reasons, who's job is it to step in and stop the atrocities?
The people who that government depend upon to stay in power; the voters.
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What was the last DVD you watched?
"Ice age ?" with my son on his 5th birthday. We're building up his little DVD collection.
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If you took out trash to a half full dumpster, please explain why you would place it next to the dumpster instead of inside it.
Some kind of phobia about opening dumpsters? No? Okay, laziness!
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Are Jehovah's Witnesses allowed to smoke any substances?
I doubt that very much.
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What wouldn't you do for 1 billion dollars?
Sign a contract stipulating that as soon as I received the money, I promised to donate it all to a welfare for sea cucumbers foundation!
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Better Show: Bewitched or I Dream Of Jeannie? Hotter chick: Elizabeth Montgomery or Barbara Eden?
I loved Samantha! Elizabeth Montgomery was hawt!! She Bewitched me!
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Which city is famous for its gondolas and canals?
Venice!
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What is the most painful place that you have ever had a pimple?
Inside the nose..........Aaaaaaaaarrrrghhhhh!
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Can you do oragami?
I fold a mean paper aeroplane!
By the way, it's "Origami" not "Oragami" ori is the verb base for fold, crease or break.
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What is Rush Limbaugh's educational background?
I think it was "The National Institute for Fat Opinionated Dickheads Who Love the Sound of Their Own Voices!" He graduated top of his class!
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How come when most people answer a telephone they say "hello"?
I always say "Moshi moshi!" ,but I live in Japan.
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I have to be the prettiest person everywhere I go, and if I'm not I get really angry. Could this be a mental disorder?
Sounds like you're addicted to setting yourself impossible challenges. How can you possibly be the prettiest everywhere you go?
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If Hitler was around today what country would he respect and want to ally Germany with?
The US of A all the way! He'd see Bush carrying on many of his tactics and think, "Wow, this is my kinda guy!!"
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If Hitler was around today what country would he respect and want to ally Germany with?
The US of A all the way! He'd see Bush carrying on many of his tactics and think, "Wow, this is my kinda guy!!"
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What's your favorite decade based on the society, or what things were like at the time (not "I was young then")
The 70's were wild! There were a lot of pimped out styles in that decade and kids were out on the streets with no partental supervision! I was just a kid, but I remember it all vividly. Being out in the city at 10pm as an 8 year old.
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Are you a defensive or offensive driver?
The speed limit on most roads here in Japan is 40kmph that is ridiculously slow, so it's pretty natural to be offensive here, passing people who think traffic jams are okay. I'm offensive on my motorbike, in my car, and generally in my daily life! LOL
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Which do you like best by itself: Green or Black Olives?
I like the black ones.
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Who out there would love to be an AB staff? type your AB name here if you'd love to be a AB staff!
I'd like to be the AB CEO, and live in the AB Manhattan penthouse, get chauffeured around in the AB limo and be pampered by an adoring troop of sexy AB kittens between and during frequent round the world flights in the private AB jet!
So when do I start? I'll probably need an AB coke-roadie too if anyone's interested!
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How common is multiple personality disorder? (MPD)
It's not so common....Yes it is...Hey shutup you guys and let me answer this....Get back in there! It's very common....what? Are you nuts? Who are you calling nuts? Let's get him.....
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Where were you and what was your reaction on October 3, 1995, when the O.J. verdict was announced?
I was in Japan, and I thought the verdict was totally warped, but strangely not surprising.
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How does alcohol kill bacteria?
Alcohol is a waste product of bacteria, so it's what bacteria needs to get rid of to survive.
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Would you date someone that showered only one time a week?
Sure, if she took a bath the other six days!
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What are some of your favorite drinks to make with tequila?
Slammers! Not very creative I spose, but they do the trick! Shot of straight tequila, salt on the hand, lemon. Bonus: worm!!
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Do you like pinacoladas and getting caught in the rain?
Yes, but I hate that song!
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Is it just me or does getting hit with a snowball really piss you off.
If it was thrown full force by an adult who had packed it really hard, and it hit me in the face, yeah, I'd be pissed!
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Finish this sentence. With a million dollars I would...
Be an average member of the Japanese middle class.
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What do you drive? & at what age did you pass your driving test?
I drive a Nissan Largo.
I got my license when I was 15
The legal age in New Zealand is now 18 I think, but when I was at high school, it was 15, so we all got in quick. Been driving ever since
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How and when exactly do the meek ever inherit the earth? I see no such pattern.
Yeah, if you look at the history of this sad, twisted planet, the only earth the meek have ever inherited has been in their graves!
I think the contemporary version of that would be, "The meek shall take a dirt nap!!"
And before anyone else wants to leap on the down rate button, it's simply a comment on the sad state of the world, not a judgement on meek people, so get a...
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If there is a draft, what will you do?
If there's a draft to force more meat into the grinder that Iraq has become, get ready to end up like this guy!!
Pfffft......downgrade till your little hearts are content!! This message is beyond petty points!!!
If you CARE about your country, CLICK THIS LINK!!!!!!!!!!!
Learn the truth about what your country is doing in Iraq!!!!
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What is a "hat trick"?
It's a cricket term for when a bowler takes three consecutive wickets.
Cricket is full of really silly terms!
A duck or golden duck = when a batsman is out without scoring a single run.
Silly mid on = A dangerous place for a fielder to be standing, really close to the batsman (hence the "silly" part.)
etc etc
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Myspace or Answerbag?
Answerbag! Once you get your MySpace page up and running, there's nothing to really do there except check it every now and then for messages or new friend requests, but AB is an ongoing activity.
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Do you feel that those who smoke cigarettes are being discriminated in the society and are being looked down upon?
Not here in Japan, that's for sure! This is one of the last bastions of smoking in the world. Commuter trains here still have whole cars for smokers, restaurants still have people who will casually choke you to death as they mindlessly smoke next to you while you eat. It doesn't even seem to bother most people that little children are in the same confined space as them. Most...
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What are some funny "sayings" you have heard? For example: "About as subtle as a flying brick."
He's about as useful as tits on a bull!
Which hand do you count your I.Q on?
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If someone asked you to describe your family, what would you say?
Dysfunctional!
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Do you eat meat? why or why not?
I eat a lot of fish (raw) and rice, tofu and soba, etc these days. Coming from a meat eating country like NZ, I was a typical daily meat eater. Now I still like it I guess, but not as much as I did before. I'll have it occasionally.
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Who has the most annoying accent?
I can't say as I've ever heard an accent I didn't like! I love the variety! They're all part of the rich tapestry of the English speaking world.
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When performing on stage, how do you get over nervousness?
Scan the faces for a friendly one or friendly ones to focus on, and perform to them. They will most likely be a good indication of how everyone else is feeling about your performance, even if the others don't show it so much.
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Why are men attracted to lesbians?
Because we're attracted to women, and we love sex.
It doesn't matter what the women are doing really.
Also, men are much more aroused by visual stimulation than women are.
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Where are you right now? And what is the time?
Exactly 4:45pm
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Does anyone else think we have a serial killer among us on AB...cough cough cat hater!
Yeah, maybe one with a pilots license too...
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Are you a latter-day Saint? Is it just me or are there a lot of brothers and sisters on Answerbag?
I'm here to officially represent the sinners and balance things out.
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What is your star sign? (chinese as well)
Gemini
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How do you handle constructive criticism?
By saying, "Uh huh...uh huh...right...okay...yep! Ya finished? Good!" BAM!!! Right uppercut to the jaw!! They go down! I'm standing over them shouting, " So, y'got anything else to contructively criticize about me huh? PUNK!! HUH??" Most people don't......peace returns to our quiet corner of the universe.
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What was the first thing you said out loud this year?
....year!! Hapy and New were said in the last second of 2006.
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Are you left handed or right handed, when you write?
I do not believe the ten percent figure is accurate, do you?
Right
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Do you like Canadians?
Yes! I haven't met a Canadian I didn't like yet, eh?
My original answer didn't have the "eh" at the end, but since I added it I've been getting nothing but down rated all the time. It's like a magnate for the humourless. LOL
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Can two wrongs ever make a right?
Perhaps, if 2 really evil S.O.Bs simultaneously shoot each other in the head, that would seem right to me.
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Have you ever been on television?
Twice. Once in an interview as a photographer on tour with a group of international photographers, and once my band was featured live on a music program.
Any other time, I'm likely to be one of those idiots you see jumping around and making peace signs behind the guy talking.
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Have you ever heard of Calgary, Alberta?
Yes, my Canadian room mate came from there. Good guy!!
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Do you realize the profile the FBI, or anyone else for that matter, could shape from your AnswerBag files?
Well, it they're as good at acting on the profile info as they were with the info they had before 911, we're in no danger from them at all!!
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Are you for or against stem-cell research?
I'm for it! If some countries want to allow their religious beliefs to influence their decisions on it, they'll find themselves left behind by countries that take a more pragmatic approach.
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What is global warming?
The idea that the amount of Co2 in the atmoshere is increasing to the point where it traps heat from the sun, stopping it from escaping back into space, a phenomina called "The Greenhouse Effect"
This trapped heat is enough to raise the average global temperature a few degrees higher, with devastating results. Average ocean temperatures increase killing off vital species in the...
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Is it true that a man that uses his mobile for more then 3 hours a day is damaging his sperm?
Only if his testicles are hanging from his ear lobes like big skin chandeliers.
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What do you think is the worst disease in the world today? why?
Religious fanaticism! It's destroying innocent lives all over the planet!
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Are computers moody?
Mine is! It has serious mood swings and refuses to do anything sometimes, and at other times it does things I never asked it to do.
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Where did the matter that formed the big bang come from?
Inside the singularity!
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Why do Mormons wait until 16 years of age to date?
Because they're programmed that way.
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Are you a Christian?
Not!!! I grew up in the typical Sea of Christianity, forced to go to church, forced to go to Sunday school and all that crap! All I ever saw were seriously hypocritical, deluded fools, all pretending to be nice to each other and barely masking their hates and prejudices for everything they didn't understand. I hated the atmosphere in church. I hated the ministers and their long boring...
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Do you believe in the concept of original sin inherited from Eve and Adam?
Absolutely not! I cannot conceive of a God that would be so vindictive as to put the burden of one's transgressions on the shoulders of everyone else. Even we lowly humans don't do it, so why would an all powerful god find it necessary to?
The whole idea of original sin, infecting humanity through the deception of a woman by a talking snake, and the knowledge of good and evil somehow...
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Are you bold, coward, or choose your battles?
Fatalistic! I tend to throw myself into the mix and see what happens.
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What store would you like to live in?
"Joyful Honda" stupid name, but it's the largest home center store in Japan. It's got everything I could possibly need and more, plus restaurants, a great art supplies/hobby department, book store and supermarket too. The biggest actual store is about 5 minutes from my house and it's really huge!
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Do you consider yourself to be a perfectionist?
In certain ares ,Yes! I'm a painter (pictures, not houses) so I find myself working down to small details which maybe only I can see and appreciate. When I show my paintings to people, they never notice the things I really like about them, but that's natural.
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What's the last book you read, how did you like it?
Well, I'm actually only halfway through. It's a book about the Colombia Space shuttle disaster. So far, it's very interesting. I have a holiday today, so I plan on stretching out on the floor and reading it all day......(if I can tear myself away from this damn computer)
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Do you think make-up is a waste of time?
Some women really know how to transform themselves into the most extraordinary beauties with makeup, and I sure love the results they get. So, NO it's not a waste of time.
The only negative comment I have is the smell of heavy makeup can be over powering, but 9 times out of 10 it's an old lady who is reeking of it.
This is from my experiences and observations here in Tokyo.
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How do you get a woman to do what you want in bed?
Well, considering that she's a human with her own will, the only way is to ask her, let her decide and accept her decision. If you don't get what you wanted, I'm sure she'd be able to satisfy you in many other ways! It's aaaaaaall good!!
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Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?
The guy next door (OMG!!)
Snuck outside dressed as a woman (LOL)
Last night at about 2am
Between our houses
I guess he likes that kinda thing
By applying makeup and putting on lingerie, stockings and high heels!!
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If life is found to exist on Mars, what does that do to the theory of creation?
It adds another giant conspiracy theory to the Christian arsenal. ie "Obviously that life was seeded there by NASA over the last 20 years." If they are capable of denying geological evidence of the Earth's age, I'm sure they'll find a way to deny that too.
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Does Batman actually have any powers? Or is he just some guy in a bat suit?
Just some rich eccentric guy who likes to dress in tights with his nephew, and has a bat fetish.
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Have you ever smoked weed?
Before I answer that, "Are you a police officer or are you in any way affiliated with the police force?" LOL
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If you could kill anyone and be fully pardend. who would it be? how?
Nobody, for me the law is irrelevant. I'd always be guilty in my own mind if I killed someone.
The only situation where I could kill without feeling a sense of self loathing would be if they were going to kill me, or they were going to kill one of my family, but in that situation I wouldn't care about the law either, in that I wouldn't care if I was arrested for it.
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What, in your opinion, would be the worst possible way to die?
Being murdered by some sick, twisted piece of human filth who is prepared to go to great lengths to ensure that the pain and suffering go on as long as possible.
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What kind of computer do you have?
Hitachi Prius desk top it sounds like a truck stuck in high gear.
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What's a surefire way to make sure no girls at my new highschool will have any romantic interest in me at all?
(Preferably some way that won't get me in trouble with the authorities.)
I think it will be impossible. No matter what you do, there's always going to be someone who likes you.
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Why do Gay people want God to recognise their union,or do they?
I think the majority of them just want society, and more importantly the government, to recognise their union. Once they are officially recognised as married couples they are entitled to various legal protections that make life easier for them. Why anyone would seek to deny them these rights is beyond me. People who actively seek to make life harder and more problematic for gay people are...
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What's your favorite anything?
My favourite beer at the moment is,"Sapporo"
My favourite sushi is Salmon
My favourite gender is female
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What is the average number of characters in a syllable?
Probably 2-3
A vowel sound and a consonant.