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In 2050 it is estimated that the population will be 9 billion. How many more people will it take before we have to sleep on one leg?
The world always cleans it self, natural disasters are one of the numerous ways this happens amongst others. the world will never be over populated, wipe out or armageddon(ed), because not matter what, the world is designed to always and forever balance itself!!!
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Every dog has_____(Fill the blank).
To take a dump any time it feels to!!!
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Can you describe yourself with just one word that starts with the letter "T"?
Terrific!!!
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What is your motivaton?
Every morning I am thankful to see another brand new day!!!
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Is it just me or are there a lot of vampires around at the moment?
Believe me , there are alot more of them around especially where I live this time of the year ....Blood sucking Mosquito Parasites..... Funny that, cos even as I am sending this message I have malaria.....ugh.!!!
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FIRST WORD that comes to mind? I will analyse and respond
Survive!!!
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When you hear the word "mace" do you first think?
P-DIDDY...
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Has sexual innuendo tainted the virginal waters of comedy with its rapid, repeated penetration into mainstream humour?
Er.....Come again!!!!
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How do you handle a situation when you know a person is Lying to you?
If you know for a fact, then confront the person....No need to carry the burden of know a person has knowingly lied to you...
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Who made us?
Our Thoughts Made Us...
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Stop! Wait for the __________ to cross the road. What is crossing?
Zebra.....
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It pisses me off when......?
You dont return my calls...
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What do you consider a taboo when it comes to sex?
Not using a condom with a total stranger...
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Would you send your best friend to prison for duping you of money?
Depends....
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Define a "Hard-on"
Hard on you....
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Guys. Which would you want your woman to be?
Very wet? or Slightly wet?
The wetter the depth(er).... know what i mean....
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say, "California"?
My internship year at Santa Monica....Grrrrreat..
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Besides toothpaste, name something that comes in a tube?
Explosives trying to get past customs....
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Car won't start with remote starter
Change the batteries....
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Whats the last thing you ordered online?I last ordered a T shirt from NHL.com.
A frozen pizza from Tesco in 2007... True story...
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In one word how can you describe your first day on Answerbag?
exoteric...
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The rich get richer and the poor get ______?
to believe they can never become rich...
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Tell me something and I will guess if it is made up or the truth. I want to test my psycic abilities.
Am only truly happy in my sleep...
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We have Born to run, Born to be wild, etc.
What short Born to... phrase would describe you best?
Born to Understand...
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say Hawaii?
Five O
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What was the first thought that came into your head this morning?
Am thankful for this brand new day...
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Sex is best when _______?
Your in it....
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Can you finish this sentence?
Behold the power of______.
The Mind....
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___________ship. What comes to mind?
Worship....
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What do you want to get back into?
Being Really Happy Again...
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If someone told you the word,"Robert", what comes to your mind instantly?
Downing Junior...
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You heart _______? (insert an AB users name here) Don't be shy!
ALL.....
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What would be a reason someone might dig a hole?
To fill a hole...
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Why are you smiling like that?
Cos life is good...
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Who would you most like to hug right now?
My beloved son ...Tarron...
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What are three things you can't do?
I cant dance..
I cant talk.
I cant sing.
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When 2 strangers knock on your door, what are your immediate thoughts?
Bailiffs...
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What is the first word that comes to your mind using the first letter "F"?
Finances...
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I accidentally walk in on you as you're stepping out of the shower. What are my first words going to be?
Whose house is this anyway...?
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If someone could stick a price tag on your back, what would it say?
Lottery winner...
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What comes to mind immediately when I say southern comfort?
Throwing up....
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What's something that nobody can ever take away from you?
My smile...
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I think there might be somthing wrong with me. One min I am really happy an laughing the next I'm crying and really sad. Any thoughs?
Notice ur thoughts when your happy and when your sad....Compare them and youve got the answer....
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When is cold to cold?
When you cant pronounce the word CCCOLD anymore...
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Its time to __________?
Start living...
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Do you know a one word compliment beginning with the letter "b"?
Buff...
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What do you want from daytime television?
At weekends when i do get to watch it ....er..Anything cheerful will do...
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What goes up, must ______________. Fill in the blank.
Defy gravity...
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Give me one word that describes the English?
Pubs...
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I have been accepted to go onto Britains got tallent 2010 and I will be singing, I do not want to go as I am scared that my friends at school will tease me, should I go on or not? (2009-11-02)
YOU CAN IF YOU THINK YOU CAN....
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Is it bad to show a person how much you love her
As long as you dont suggest committing suicide together...surething...go ahead.
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Will you state two truths and 1 lie about yourself? Don't say which is the truth and which is the lie and I will try and guess. :)
I have 8 kids.
I dont watch football.
I heal myself.
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4 words you never want to hear?
Home is being repossessed...
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If love was a flavor, what would it taste like?
A Red Hot Chilli Pepper...
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If you really were what you eat... what would you most likely be?
Junk.....
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Are you a loaner or do you like company?
I love being alone.... but just when you think youre truly alone..... a friend pops by..
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Do you ever regret ever joining Answerbag?
Never regret anything that you choose to do and do and do and do......... Why?, cos its fun if you cant control it...
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Have you fallen asleep on the couch?
...all the time....
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What does the phrase, "got to go see a man about a dog" mean? Probably not what you think...Southern slang!
Go do something doggy....
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What percentage of WalMarts goods for sale are made in China? could WalMart exist without China?
...98% of the World's goods are produced in China let alone Walmart..MADE IN CHINA is the most labeled words on the planet..so the answer to the question is no....Walmart would not exist without China...Unless USA started producing consumable goods for the whole world...
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Can you remember your first date and there christian name
yes.....it was very awkward... not knowing where to put what... But am glad I managed to pull through...And her name was ...... er I forget....sorry!!!
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Spiritually speaking-Are you happy in life?
I am ever so happy....Now that I know the secret...Spiritually speaking...
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What's something that nobody can ever take away from you?
My skin colour...
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What is the first name the person you miss the most?
Tarron ....my son!!!
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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "sugar"
Can kill you...
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4 words you never want to hear?
You wet the bed!!!
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You open your door. There's 2 police officers standing there. What is your first thought?
Whatever it is ...I did not do it!!!! Intentionally...
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If love was a flavor, what would it taste like?
An cold beer...
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What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked?
Climb Mount Everest...
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Pick a card, any card. What is the first card that comes to mind?
7 spades....do ask me how or why...
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Look around, what is the first red object you see?
The Red Cross on the wall....
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If you really were what you eat... what would you most likely be?
A fish....but then am already a Pisces... March 7
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Can you describe yourself in one word?
Creator...
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What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
The laptop am answering on...
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Lets see who really are my friends, can you just say goodmorning or hello today, or when you come back?Thank you.
Hello hello hello......! Thanks
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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
FBI...
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Why do most men like their women shaped like carrots?
Becos the lower we go, the more interesting they become...
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Which female celebrity has the best arse (ass)
Jennifer Lopez...
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RIDDLE: HIDDEN COUNTRY. Can you figure out?
Nigeria...
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How easy is it to love you?
That depends upon the Lover!!!
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Is smoking and drinking alcohol really bad for health?
So they say but I have been going to China for 4 yrs now and they are the most prolific smokers in the world, the cab diver smokes, shop and malls full of it etc....but they live to very ripe old ages....Makes one wonder eh!!!
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George _______. Who?
Town!!!
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North _____. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank?
North Magnetic Pole...
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Who is here is having a lazy day?
It rained heavily all day ...so I have been having a real lazy day working from home.... Cheers!!!
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BOO! Did I make you jump :)
No....but my computer just crashed.... Must have been scare out of its bits!!!... Thanks
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Do you like going for a massage?
...I just got back from China... In my humble opinion, they give the best massage....I was so so so relaxing and revitalizing at the same time...
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Do you enjoy receiving joke e-mails?
Most definitely..... The one about the midget in the toilet with the ladder. hahahaha
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Do you know anyone who is a hypochondriac?
...Anyone who is always imagining illness...
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Why is the number 13 so unlucky where does it stem from who decided?
I believe the film "Davinci Code", explains it all!!!
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My 9 month old just fell of the bed in her sleep. Age cried a little and went back to sleep I keep waking her up though to make sure she is ok she seems fine but it is not the first time it happens how can i tell if she
will suffer brain damage?
These young ones are built to fall, and get up stronger....It usually takes more than a bump to cause anything to worry about but if it makes you feel better,( as am sure it will)take her to the doctor for a professional opinion....Take care!!!Age huh...quite a unique name!!!
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What are you dressing up as this Halloween?
A red hot chilli pepper.....Scare the breath outta you.....If I was in the States, that is...sadly am not around for Halloween this year or the next or the next........
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How might an inactive person spend their day?
Sippin on a Bud!!!!!
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Do you agree or disagree that "The president is not only the head of government, he is the head of state. And no matter who he is or how much we disagree with his policies, the president should be treated with respect?"-Jimmy Carter.
I agree....its not about the person holding the position, its about the position the person is holding...Respect the position!!!
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I was the other girl for 6 months. Now I am his girlfriend. I am having such a hard time trusting him that he won't cheat on me. It is difficult because I love him, and I tell him I don't trust, but I want to learn how. How do I trust again?
NEW FLASH!!!..A leopard never changes its spots my dear...
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Why is it worse for a woman to cheat on her husband than the other way round?
Because women think with their hearts, while men think with their _____s er....Fill the blank eh!!!
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What is something you have to squeeze?
Balls...
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What should be avoided in Church?
Unbelievers...
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What's the number one problem in the world?
...A woman scorned...
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Can people change?
Change can change...!!!So I suppose people...Yeah, most definitely...
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There are 50 ways to leave your lover. What is your favorite?
Call out your ex name while having "rumbling in the jungle".... you know what I mean...
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I'm angry...do you know why?
Because you heard the joke about the midget in the men's toilet...and can't see the funny side of it???
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What do models eat?
...A whole chunk of nothing...
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Do you know anything about luna moth caterpilars?
Sounds new to me!!!
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Name something that can't talk back.
A dead Body.....!!!
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What's stopping you from doing what you want to do?
...Only me..myself and I...
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What can i do if I'm getting thrown out my house when I'm 16? I live in the UK so it is legal for my parents to do so.
and i can't stay at a friends house becasue they live with their parents.
You can contact the social services...They will get you reasonable accommodation funded by the govt....Places like youth hostels YMCA etc..They usually get you a social worker to help you out...Good Luck!!!
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If you were to come face to face with Osama Bin Ladin, would you turn him over to the proper authorites (at which time you'd collect a handsome reward), or dispose of him yourself (sacrificing the cash)?
Hand him over, Collect the reward....Then pay to have him whacked!!!
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What can we learn by studying human behaviour?
The Beauty Of Mankind!!!
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How do you make a guy like you?
Like him back!!!
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How is the bible are family history even if your not chritian?
As in Adam and Eve being the first man and woman....?
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My current bf does not want to get married at all. He says he is not that kind of person. He is also anti-kids. I desire all of these things in my life. I am 23 and so is he. We have been together for 2 years and lived together for awhile. I feel that the
Well seems the writing is on the wall.....Go where your heart feels happiness!!!!
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Who is your favourite player on the team? and which team?
Cristiano Ronaldo.... Real Madrid
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Yalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll...lllll
Is what happens when one runs out of questions!!!
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Guys would you prefer a girl who weighs 150lbs with 36DD, 30in waist, 42in butt, and each thigh 24in or a skinny girl with a ballerina frame, long muscular, with great slim legs? (both have your ideal personalitys)
The BIGGER the cushion, the better the Pushing!!!
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What was/is the most annoying thing your parent would/do say while/when you were growing up? (Example: "If your friends jumped off of a bridge would you do it too?)
What do you think.....I AM MADE OF MONEY?
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What do you think of kids/teenager or anyone for that matter to sit down and not stand up during the Pledge Of Allegiance?
...If only they knew what had to be gone through to get to where they have gotten to...!!!
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What's the color of your house/apartment?
White
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What do you do when you are bored?
...Throw a party on my yacht, with all my friends and thier friends, eat caviar and drink champagne, get as much sea air into my lungs, dance the nite away and......Then wake up from the sofa to change the tv channel cos couldn't afford one with a remote control...hehehehe!!!
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What if, "IF"--was a FIFTH? Would we all get drunk tonight?
Er....I dont quite get it!!!!
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Are beauty pageants demeaning to women?
No...they show the beauty of women with a purpose...
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What is something a celebrity would be embarrassed to endorse?
A naked pics of themselves!!!!he he he
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I think I'm addicted to answer bag... what do i need to do to cure this amazing sickness?
...Don't pay your internet bill!!!!!
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Is anyone else sick of all the fill-in-the blank questions? Its like MadLibBag in here!
Maybe there should be AB_______Blanks site. What _____ you_____k eh?
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Is overposting on Answerbag a sign of loneliness?
...Define loneliness?...Oh!! ...Definitely loneliness ..
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Do you prefer Salty snacks or Sweet snacks?
Sweet is always better....Salty gets boring after a while IMO......Cheers
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Which island would you most like to have a holiday on?
MAURITIUS......most definitely!!!
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Can you fill in the blank: Another day, Another ____________?
Dead body!!!!
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What would you do if you were about to graduate from high school and your parents said you're going to to be in college,medical school for the next 11 years to become a doctor and you don't have a choice? They're making you become a doctor.
Tell them to read about the life and death of Dr Harold Shipman.....
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Going to be unpopular for sure but IDC. Why do some of the more "superior" ABer's ask question after question after unintelligent question to get as many answers as possible to earn points, but they hardly ever give points for the answers they recieve?
I dont know why myself but I DO love your smile......Enjoy!!!! keep rockin!!!
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Why do you NOT celebrate your birthday?
Birthdays were my worst days, but now I sip champagne when I'm thirsty!!!!
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Will you give peas a chance?
As long as there is no violence....ofcourse!!!
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Some people think it is OK to marry a much older man but not a much older woman? Do you agree?
Thats probably because a much older man is not much use sexually active after a while so you can go out on the town with your friends all the time etc....but much older women just keep on going and going and going on...
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When someone smiles at you is it the same as saying hi?
That depends on what part of the world you're in....Europe its a sign of politeness, Eastern Asia its offensive and Africa its a "come on back home wit me if you smile back" thing....
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Do you like it when you get penned little nicknames on AB?
Remember, Stick and Stones eh......but am ok with names...
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Can you name a band that time forgot, but you remembered?
...Friends....by Shalamar...
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The use of mobile phone
...To track your whereabouts... New World Order.hehehe!!!
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What do you hope to never see (humor welcome) in your backyard?
Zombie flesh eaters crawling outta the ground.....!!!
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Conservatives want to force everyone to have a baby but they don't want to help out with government funded child care? Is this as crazy as it sounds?
What really sounds crazy is the wondering how they can force anyone unless they really want it.Other than that i cant see how...
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how happy are you today?
...I am happier every day....so i would say most definitely 10 today...
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What is your favourite girls Name? Mine is Kiara
Victoria...
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Hey answer baggers, are some questions just so deep or personal and you let them pass you on by?
Sharing is Caring.....is what I say...
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The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make heaven of Hell, and a hell of Heaven. true or false, and please why do you believe the way you do... thank you
In the mind are the thoughts....How you think determines your reality of heaven of hell OR a hell of Heaven!!!
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Can you sum up the bible in two words?
Ten Commandments
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Any dream come true experience from a real dream?
Abso' bloody'lutely....I dreamt that I was gonna have sex with my ex....whom i thought I would never see again...And IT HAPPENED....Scary!!!!+3
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I need _____ right now because________!!!!
I need A FEW MORE POINTS right now because I'M ABOUT TO GET TO THE NEXT LEVEL!!!
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It's a personal question I know, but does anyone have trouble finding respect for their father?
Yep....even now that he is dead...
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If Arrested, How Would You Survive Safely in Jail Until You're Released?
....keep my back well against the damn wall...
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What will you be doing when you're 80?
Sitting back with a glass of wine and a cigar.....wondering how great the next ten years will be like!!!!
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I need a model..would you model for me?
No matey....you actually NEED a model for that!!!
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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
For legal reasons.....Whilst alive they still needed to be passed a clean bill of health!!!
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Who was your first love & do you miss her/him?
I cant remember her, but i know am missing something?
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What is one thing that you have never owned but you would really like to?
...the world...
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Is wishing you could disappear sometimes normal? Like fade into the background and not have to deal with things?
Our worst fears when faced become ordinary occurrences. Deal with things now, saves having to handle them later.....And they will pop up later....Sometimes magnified!!! Extra scary... Face your fears and you'll never have to fade into the background...Instead your fears will fade into oblivion...Good Luck!!
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"Quit your _________, and help with _____________." (Fill in the blank please =)
...Quit your shagging and help with this vibrator...
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I am Eritrean refugee born in Sudan , I came to Arab country to make better life for my old mother and my brother's little kids , I want to go to Canada so any one who can Help me....I don't know what to do? In Jesus name plssss help me.
Get a good lawyer that can translate...
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Real men don't ______?
hold back their tears!!!
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Is your next door neighbor sexy?
No....not really ..she is a dog!!!
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Have you ever heard anyone use "Deck" instead of "Cool?"
Actually I have....A mate from Aussie land used to say it!
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What can't fit to be flushed down a toilet?
Bad memories!!!
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What would you do if your significant other seriously would do anyhing to avoid getting it on with you?
Slowly poison her !!!
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What is the one thing you look forward after a hard day at work?
A jerk off???
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If you were dying of a terminal illness. . . . . .would you try to stay in GOOD SPIRITS until your dying breath? Or would "the GLOVES COME OFF" and you'd tell HUMANITY what you REALLY think of them?
I suppose the answer depends on if the illness was self inflicted or not.....If the latter i would stay in good spirits and wear a smile till my dying breath....But if inflicted....YEAH BABY...the gloves are definitely coming OFF!!!
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Is kitty porn wrong?
Well if the cats dont see anything wrong with it why should we eh??? Absolutely Disgusting!!!!!
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Im a model, you know what I mean?
And I own a modeling agency.....er!!! what exactly do you mean?
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Are you forgetful sometimes?
I always say to myself...remember to remember...that way i don't forget...And it works all the time.!!!
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Why do you think ur phone is ur best friend
becos it protects me from who I do or don't want to speak to....Lol
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Reach your hand out to the left, whats the first thing you touch?
An empty space on my bed....where my girlfriend use to be....SAD!!!
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Do you like jam with or without bits?
Its like having butter with bits...ugh!!! no bits please, just a smooth sailing jam on toast for me.I think people kid themselves into liking bits because it make it feel organic or natural and fresh.... oh !!!pls... Its still in a sealed tight jar right?
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I believe in...................?
The Right To Life!!!
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Why do Men get turned on by hearing about their wives sexual past in detail
Personally I prefer to keep the past in the past!!!
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Do you believe everything (well, most of) what you hear?
...Only if its the truth...
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What might you do that requires special shoes or boots?
Tap dancing!!!
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What is the best name in the world..?
Mine!!!
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Are Democrats of the devil?
surely goodness and mercy has not followed them!!!!
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Will we miss David Tennant as Dr. Who?
Most definitely!!!
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What do you do when you forget to brush your teeth?
Suck mints all day!!!
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What are some expressions for dying? ex. Buying the farm, kicking the bucket.
The last bus stop..
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Prefer yogurt or chips?
Chips dipped in yogurt...Yummy!!!
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What is a weapon used in Sports?
Robin hood's bow and arrow!!!
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I say "water" you say?
...has no enemies...
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You think that Cher is going to finance Chasity's sex change?
Er......Who?
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If you were in a desperate situation were you had to choose if your best friend died or you were to die, what would you do and why?
The only best friend worth dying for is me.... So figure!
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Friends, Scrubs or Fresh Prince?
...Belle, Bella, Belair baby!!!! Most def...
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And what if I refuse?
Oh Ill make you an offer you cant possibly refuse!!!
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Wouldn't it be a great idea if we could block people from stalking your questions.
Similarly to the way it can be done in Yahoo Answers.
Atleast they stalk your questions..... they hardly answer mine... nevermind me .Am just sulking...
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What is still a mystery to you?
How every bone in the human body has its own function!!!
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Don't forget to___________________(Can you fill in the blank?)
...make sure there is not a hole in your pocket...
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He's got the .................... in His hands. (fill in the blanks)
Balls.....!!!
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What do you consider a secret?
Anything hidden!!!!!
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Am I the only one who champagne doesn't go down well with?
I hate champange.....see cant even spell it right....its a waste of alcohol and for pretentious people....
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Can I borrow a trillion dollars?
Absolutely.... but it depends on the currency!!! Dollar crunch, Pounds struggling,Yen Den, or Rubies scobby?
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And the blonde said ___________?
Where the hell am i?
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Why aren't fingers and toes equal?
because the world aint equal......
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Most songwriters, pop artists, and bands usually have a tune that is considered their "signature tune". For example, "We've Only Just Begun" is often considered The Carpenters' signature tune. Give me the name of an artist/band and their signature tune.
The Whispers...... and the beat goes on...
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I say 'in the city' ...you say?
Congestion!
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Have you ever had a girlfriend who ended up treating you like dirt?
Never.... thankfully!!!!
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Could you handle being with someone who was passive aggressive? That is, they can't tell you outright that they are angry, but they will probably do something unkind to let you know.
yeah.....im actively angry so i can handle them....Just takes understanding!!!
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So, what do you want to talk about?
Here is my psychic joke.......Psychic joke......Get it?
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I say sugar fix ... you say?
shawshank redemption!!!!
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Are you intimidated that the person you mentor/counsel may one day outshine you? Are you willing to let him/her express his/her full potential?
Measure you life by the people that measure their life by you!!!!!!
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Never trust ________(Fill the Blank)
Someone who says "see you later"!!!
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I have a bag. In my bag is something you are afraid of that is out of the ordinary. What do you think is in my bag?
A syringe filled with the blood of an HIV infected person!
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Never trust ________(Fill the Blank)
the tax man
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It's only a matter of time before I________________.
love again!!!!
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What was the last music you purchased?
Michael Jackson's All Hits album... Classic!!!
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What for you is something which never ends?
Infidelity...
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What is a hickey? How does someone get one?
You dont get a hickey, a hickey gets you!
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Who is behind the Nigerian email scam?
Er...Hmmmm Let me guess!!!! NIGERIANS?????
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What does it feel like getting hit in the balls? (How hard does it hurt? Examples?)
It feels like your insides have been turned out but turned back in before you get to see them!!!!
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What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
wheres the bar?
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What is your motto in life?
Smiles and Cries..... life is about how you control your smiles and cries.
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What tastes good?
Two tongues!!!!
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If i say shopping, what do you think of?
Bank balance!!!!
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Whats the worst thing you can say to a dieing person?
Go to hell!!!!
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What number comes to mind...why?
24....cos just finished 24!!!!
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Door bell rings,you open the door,there's a beautiful naked woman standing there,....what would you do?
Call the Feds!!!
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If you were the last person left on Earth, what would you do?
Go crazy!!!
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Should i call her?
ok im 13 and this girl is 17.she's my mom's boyfriend's neice. i just met her 3 days ago. she is gay but she gave me her number and told me to call her(just as a friend). but for some reason im afraid to call her. im bisexual and 13 F
No way should you make that call.... Understand your self first, by your self, not what others try to make you believe about your self....Wait till 5 years from now... If you feel the same way about your sexuality...then bottoms up...no pun intended...go for it!!!
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I'm a 44 yr old single mom, and I've put everything into my children/grandchildren and volunteering. I don't have any real female friends. I would like to meet some female friends, for friendship only, how would I go about it. Thank you :)
I got a lot of time for people like you..... You should probably check out some mature dating sites... Try some mature dating agencies...Google that... Try some salsa/ dance classes.... Enrolment is some easy evening classes is good.... Check out the Bingo in your area. Ask your male friends to introduce you to their female friends... Go out with your male friends for drinks... Tell you...
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Would you like to meet a real alien?
Sorry to burst your bubble, but there is no such thing!!!
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Where do go when you don't want to go anywhere, and what do you do when you don't want to do anything?
Now i get online to AB!!!!
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Can you describe your father in one word?
Deserter!
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Why does Obama always take his family along on official International visits? Is the tax payer paying for it?
He always took his family WITH HIS OWN MONEY every where before he became president......Money generated from his books sales made that possible.... Now am sure he is too smart to start using money from taxpayers that are currently going through credit crunch and recession, dont you think?
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Who licked your face last?
My neighbor after the meal and wine..... even though she does not drink!!!!
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Which member do you want to see wearing a miniskirt?
You!!1
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What might someone spread?
Legs!!!!
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In what time zone are the times that are next to the answers?
Lost!!!
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Let's say you could play this game. There are 6 buttons and you must choose one of them. Five of the buttons contain a check for $1B. The sixth button is a death sentence, Would you play? What if there were 20 buttons and still only 1 was death?
Rather die like a man, than live like a coward.... bring it on. Roll the dice!!!!!
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If it rains, do your plans for the day drastically change?
Accordingly!!!!!!
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Have you ever woken up in the morning in a friend's house and cant recall how you ended up there.? Do tell.....
Lucky you..... i woke up wearing my friends clothes... And she was still asleep next to me....!!!
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Whats your favourite movie made before 2000?
Shawshank Redemption....
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Where is one place, you'd never, go shopping?
The one pound shop!!!!
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Have you ever done something that you would NEVER be able to do again, not in a million years?
Having to explain a tattoo on my private part to my 5 year old son.....
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Whose hand, would you most like to shake?
President Obama.....
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What do you sometimes have trouble opening?
Opening up my feelings?
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If it rains today, will you consider that to be a good thing? or a bad thing?
It did rain today and I was singing in it.... So i guess that it was a good thing!!!
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Love is.....
evolve spelt backwards OR forward, just flip the 'o' on both sides!!!!
EVOL 'O'VE!!!
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Make love ..................................................?(plse fill in blank)
Not hate!
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Do vampires really exist?
Yep....and they are called MOSQUITOES!!!!
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Will you state two truths and 1 lie about yourself? Don't say which is the truth and which is the lie and I will try and guess. :)
I am learning to fly.
I am learning the Hebrew language.
I am learning how to spend money.
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What is in your icebox?
NICE ICE!!!
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Whats the nicest thing you have ever been told in your life?
That someone is proud to be able to measure their life by me.....
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What is the first color that comes to your head when you read this question?
RED.....DANGER!!!
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What if all of space was a giant ocean on a planet that was infinite times bigger than we ever imagined? Wouldn't that be a trip?
Atleast, there will be no fear of over population!!!
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Do you have a gadget? What does it do?
It reminds me to take the yellow pill, which reminds me to take the blue pill, which reminds me to take the red pill, which reminds me to pay my bills.
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Can you hear your heart beat through your ears I can?
Only when am high!!!!
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What might you need a spray for?
Roaches!!!!1
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When's the last time you played a sport?
Oh,don't be such a spoil sport!!!!!!
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When someone claims they want to end their life, what is the one sentence you can say that may change their mind?
Wait, allow me to introduce you to satan first.
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What would look stupid, if it was chrome-plated?
A chocolate bar...
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I'm 63 and she's 18, she says she loves me. Will this work?
The question you should be asking is "will YOU honestly and sincerely be able to give her the happiness she deserves, emotionally, physically, sexually, financially and spiritually. If so then go for it . just be sure your not on a pace maker....
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How can a highschooler get a college guy to overlook her age and fall in love with her? Don't tell me it can't happen, I want real advice. Pleaseeee help me. I'm gaga over this guy.
Tell him exactly how you feel...If you really feel connected to him, consider the soulmate strategy. wait for the right moment and open up..... Hold nothing back...If he is truly worth "the one" spot, he will react positively.... if not let go, it will only bring misery...good luck.
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What vegetable do you usually eat it raw?
Cabbage and lettuce!!!!
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