Answerbag: SoothSeeker's answers

Answer to Ladies: Would you date a guy who went to strip clubs?

Wed, 26 Dec 2007 23:41:57 -0800

Ladies: Would you date a guy who went to strip clubs?

My girls takes me out to those places. She won't let me go bymyself.

Answer to Do you think one gender has more left handers than the other? Let's see how it is for AB. Are you left handed or right handed and what's your gender?

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:55:44 -0700

Do you think one gender has more left handers than the other? Let's see how it is for AB. Are you left handed or right handed and what's your gender?

I'm a lefty and damn proud of it!!!

Answer to Will you go to heaven or hell?

Sat, 19 May 2007 10:15:29 -0700

Will you go to heaven or hell?

I am buddhist, I know I will get a new life.

Answer to What was the most useful lesson your parents taught you?

Tue, 08 May 2007 15:46:27 -0700

What was the most useful lesson your parents taught you?

My Dad told me once that: Fat women are like mopeds, their fun to ride but you don't want to let your friends catch you on them.

Answer to If I started off an AB Soap Opera, who would join in?

Mon, 07 May 2007 20:51:17 -0700

If I started off an AB Soap Opera, who would join in?

I would. I could be the old wise one that gives everyone advise.

Answer to How much would it cost for you to go into your bosses office and tell him to shove this job up his a$$? (Dollar Amount...)

Thu, 03 May 2007 14:08:33 -0700

How much would it cost for you to go into your bosses office and tell him to shove this job up his a$$? (Dollar Amount...)

Enough to Cover the Article 15 I would get.

Answer to Have you ever split up from someone and never, ever heard from them or seen them since?

Thu, 03 May 2007 09:35:46 -0700

Have you ever split up from someone and never, ever heard from them or seen them since?

yea. My exwife. It's been 2 years and I haven't seen or heard from her. Not that i miss her.

Answer to If you could do one truly productive thing today what would it be?

Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:05:39 -0700

If you could do one truly productive thing today what would it be?

Make this video my CO wants done by lunch......FUN!

Answer to What are some things you do not want to hear on your honeymoon?

Sun, 29 Apr 2007 00:21:21 -0700

What are some things you do not want to hear on your honeymoon?

I have AIDS.

Answer to What state wouldn't you miss if it Seceded from the union?

Sat, 28 Apr 2007 21:34:30 -0700

What state wouldn't you miss if it Seceded from the union?

I Would not miss Any North of Texas!!!! Lone Star All the Way!!!!!!

Answer to Whats your favourite fantasy creature? (Griffin, Dragon, Gargoyle, Wyvern, ect.)

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:53:46 -0700

Whats your favourite fantasy creature? (Griffin, Dragon, Gargoyle, Wyvern, ect.)

Dragons!!!

Answer to Out of all the fish in the Sea - which one would you be?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:52:03 -0700

Out of all the fish in the Sea - which one would you be?

marlin

Answer to I was getting a tattoo over my ribs and we had to stop about a quarter of the way through because the pain was unbearable for me. what would you recommend for me before my next session?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:41:30 -0700

I was getting a tattoo over my ribs and we had to stop about a quarter of the way through because the pain was unbearable for me. what would you recommend for me before my next session?

Pain killers. Tramadol works well.

Answer to Name one movie you have seen and will never watch again and for what reason

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:37:54 -0700

Name one movie you have seen and will never watch again and for what reason

Queen of the Damned. That movie SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!! I walked out of it twice. I was going to give it a second chance but couldn't do it. That is one of the worst movies ever!!!

Answer to How does aikido compare to other martial arts?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 13:11:55 -0700

How does aikido compare to other martial arts?

I have since found this video that says it all.

Answer to In TaeKwonDo, Karate, or whatever martial art, when you spar, do you look at the center of your opponent's chest, or in their eyes, and why?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:56:47 -0700

In TaeKwonDo, Karate, or whatever martial art, when you spar, do you look at the center of your opponent's chest, or in their eyes, and why?

Look at The spot where the ribs meet. That way you will be able to see their shoulders and their hips. Every movement comes from the hips. And on a man your center of gravity is in your shoulders. So by looking at this spot you will be able to tell if he shifts his weight or if he moves any part...

Answer to What was the last album you listened to all the way through? What did you think of it?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:44:23 -0700

What was the last album you listened to all the way through? What did you think of it?

Panic At the disco, A fever you can't sweat out. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

Answer to What does everything always boil down to?

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 17:04:03 -0700

What does everything always boil down to?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Is the root of all evil and love the ruin of men.

Answer to Does anyone actually like Panic At The Disco?

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:55:02 -0700

Does anyone actually like Panic At The Disco?

I love Panic! At the Disco!!!!

Answer to What height is too tall for a women?

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:20:47 -0700

What height is too tall for a women?

taller than me. so 68in.

Answer to What makes life more fun?

Mon, 19 Mar 2007 17:13:43 -0700

What makes life more fun?

Sex. Alcohol. And friends to share them with.

Answer to What is the greatest Queen song?

Mon, 19 Mar 2007 17:05:54 -0700

What is the greatest Queen song?

Bicycle

Answer to Marriage is?

Sun, 18 Mar 2007 17:03:03 -0700

Marriage is?

a three ring circus- engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

Answer to I've heard a couple people talk about meditating. What exactly do you do when you meditate? Where do you meditate? Why do you meditate? Just curious...

Sun, 18 Mar 2007 16:59:21 -0700

I've heard a couple people talk about meditating. What exactly do you do when you meditate? Where do you meditate? Why do you meditate? Just curious...

You sit and clear your mind of all thoughts. You focus on the moment right before your breath. In that moment you will find enlightenment. You can meditate anywhere you want at any time you want. you meditate so you can gather your thoughts or to gain enlightenment. or just to take a break from...

Answer to What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Sun, 18 Mar 2007 16:54:06 -0700

What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Anything by Ben and Jerrys

Answer to Time flies when?

Sun, 18 Mar 2007 16:52:56 -0700

Time flies when?

when your working hard.

Answer to What is the funniest sitcom?

Sun, 18 Mar 2007 16:47:01 -0700

What is the funniest sitcom?

I love the king of queens

Answer to GOD FORBID,,,If you would die today, would you die happy with your life??? explain?

Sun, 18 Mar 2007 14:31:57 -0700

GOD FORBID,,,If you would die today, would you die happy with your life??? explain?

no. I am still young and I don't have a son to carry on my name. Also there are a lot of thing I regret in my life that I haven't made up for.

Answer to How do you get a spider bite to drain without cutting it?

Sun, 18 Mar 2007 13:37:48 -0700

How do you get a spider bite to drain without cutting it?

You can squeeze it out, but that would be painful. Lanceing it or cutting it open would be your best bet. If you can rub some ice on it first to numb it up. That way it won't hurt so bad.

Answer to If you stole my heart, where would you put it?

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 21:52:54 -0700

If you stole my heart, where would you put it?

on my sleeve next to mine.

Answer to In the 90's, there was a country song the first verse of which was a grandfather telling his grandson about how he and his wife had planed to elope, but when he got to the meeting place he found a note saying she would be late. See my answer for more...

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 21:45:36 -0700

In the 90's, there was a country song the first verse of which was a grandfather telling his grandson about how he and his wife had planed to elope, but when he got to the meeting place he found a note saying she would be late. See my answer for more...

Collin Raye - Love, Me

Answer to What historical figure would you like to come back to help with the worlds' problems?

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 21:34:13 -0700

What historical figure would you like to come back to help with the worlds' problems?

Genghis Khan Set him loose on the middle east!

Answer to If you had the chance, would you come join The Neighborhood of AB Addiction Therapy?

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 21:24:29 -0700

If you had the chance, would you come join The Neighborhood of AB Addiction Therapy?

Only if you had computers there........

Answer to If God is God and we are sinners, then why is all the work put on us? Couldn't Jesus just have hung around a while longer? Wouldn't he make a much better witness for himself than we do?

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 21:15:08 -0700

If God is God and we are sinners, then why is all the work put on us? Couldn't Jesus just have hung around a while longer? Wouldn't he make a much better witness for himself than we do?

Well he was a man and did have to die eventually. But since he was son of God, why can't he just keep coming back. I might belive if he told me directly, but I don't trust people that much.

Answer to Is God modest?

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 21:07:05 -0700

Is God modest?

I don't think so. He did create a whole race of people in HIS image. And He demands that WE worship HIM.

Answer to How often do you clean your belly button?

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 20:58:52 -0700

How often do you clean your belly button?

When theres stuff in it like lint or whatever.

Answer to Who are the King and Queen of AB in your opinion? (Points don't matter)

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 20:45:04 -0700

Who are the King and Queen of AB in your opinion? (Points don't matter)

king RFlagg Queen Lady Fuschia

Answer to In your honest opinion which do you prefer, tall or short partners? (please state wether you are male or female)

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 20:37:44 -0700

In your honest opinion which do you prefer, tall or short partners? (please state wether you are male or female)

I'm a guy and i don't like girls that are taller than me. I'm 68in tall. 5 ft 8.

Answer to Am I a loser because I don't care that it's St Patty's day and I have no urge to go out and drink green beer?

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 20:34:34 -0700

Am I a loser because I don't care that it's St Patty's day and I have no urge to go out and drink green beer?

hell no me and my roommate are making it a blockbuster night.

Answer to Which do you prefer to date, younger or older people than yourself.....

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 20:33:16 -0700

Which do you prefer to date, younger or older people than yourself.....

A few years either way is fine. But I like younger girls better. FYI I'm 24.

Answer to When is your bedtime?

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 20:31:43 -0700

When is your bedtime?

I have to get up at 5 most mornings so I go to bed at about 9. If I don't have to get up in the morning then I just wait to pass out.

Answer to What's fun the first time and not the next?

Thu, 15 Mar 2007 19:25:54 -0700

What's fun the first time and not the next?

A swift punch in the face.

Answer to What is freedom?

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 20:23:14 -0700

What is freedom?

Freedom is being able to wake up in the morning and do what you want to. Having choices. And being able to go to bed know that you will be able to go tomorrow to do anything you want to also.

Answer to Do you want some more points?

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 20:20:37 -0700

Do you want some more points?

All I need is 21. Then I will level up to 24.

Answer to Do you flush the toilet after you get off, or while you're still sitting on it?

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:49:43 -0700

Do you flush the toilet after you get off, or while you're still sitting on it?

After I always glance in there to make sure everything is ok. It's a medic thing.

Answer to What has been your biggest faux pas to date?

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 19:43:45 -0700

What has been your biggest faux pas to date?

My first wife. Wow was that a mistake!!!!

Answer to Whats your hometown?

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 19:39:46 -0700

Whats your hometown?

Haltom City, TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT!!

Answer to Is it ok to date a co-worker

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 15:14:40 -0700

Is it ok to date a co-worker

It might get hard if you can't seperate work from home. One of the people in the relationship might try to undermine the other based on home life. So just be careful.

Answer to Do you put your pants or socks on first?

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 15:06:37 -0700

Do you put your pants or socks on first?

Socks. This way I don't have to roll up my pants. i'm in the Army so I don't like to mess around with stuff like that.

Answer to What is directly in back of you?

Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:42:24 -0800

What is directly in back of you?

The Bathroom. I hate the barracks.

Answer to Which answerbagger would you go somewhere with?

Fri, 09 Mar 2007 17:35:06 -0800

Which answerbagger would you go somewhere with?

MrsMayfield, I have to say this she's my wife.

Answer to Whats the last thing you see before you go to sleep?

Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:20:03 -0800

Whats the last thing you see before you go to sleep?

My wall. I like to sleep faceing it.

Answer to What '80s trend do wish would come back in style?

Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:11:27 -0800

What '80s trend do wish would come back in style?

Big hair!!

Answer to Be original: The Internet is an endless source of _____________

Wed, 07 Mar 2007 16:43:35 -0800

Be original: The Internet is an endless source of _____________

AB!!!

Answer to "I find these fill-in-the-blank questions extremely _____"

Wed, 07 Mar 2007 16:40:27 -0800

"I find these fill-in-the-blank questions extremely _____"

asinine!!!

Answer to How could you walk a mile in my shoes if we weren't the same size?

Wed, 07 Mar 2007 16:25:18 -0800

How could you walk a mile in my shoes if we weren't the same size?

I would put them on my hands and walk like that.

Answer to If you can have anything in the world what would it be?

Wed, 07 Mar 2007 16:19:59 -0800

If you can have anything in the world what would it be?

I would marry Lindsay. That is all I want.

Answer to Would you want to be a follower or a leader?

Wed, 07 Mar 2007 16:16:46 -0800

Would you want to be a follower or a leader?

I like to lead. I am a born leader. I like to take charge. I'm in the army so these are good things.

Answer to What rank in AB are you right now? (TO clarify on the Leader Scoreboard.)

Wed, 07 Mar 2007 16:13:06 -0800

What rank in AB are you right now? (TO clarify on the Leader Scoreboard.)

I'm rank 231 with 1873 points.

Answer to What is a better TV show? Simpson, Family Guy or South Park?

Sun, 04 Mar 2007 17:29:19 -0800

What is a better TV show? Simpson, Family Guy or South Park?

Simpsons, Classic!

Answer to Do you stand your ground?

Sun, 25 Feb 2007 14:24:28 -0800

Do you stand your ground?

I belive that you have to pick your fights. And when it comes to some things I will fight tooth and nail. Yea if the situation warrents it I will stand for what I belive in.

Answer to Other than your clothes, what things do you have on your body all the time?

Sun, 25 Feb 2007 14:18:59 -0800

Other than your clothes, what things do you have on your body all the time?

My bracelet that says defending freedom. That's my job. Your welcome.

Answer to If you could only eat one thing three times a day for a week, what would it be?

Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:30:52 -0800

If you could only eat one thing three times a day for a week, what would it be?

Vienna Sausages

Answer to Do you "Yadda yadda" sex?

Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:08:09 -0800

Do you "Yadda yadda" sex?

Ha Ha. Seinfeld? I think they said your not supposed to. I wouldn't.

Answer to How many serious relationships have you had? Have you ever been married? How old are you?

Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:01:56 -0800

How many serious relationships have you had? Have you ever been married? How old are you?

I was married for 3 years and have been divorced for the past 1 year and 2 months. I have had 4 very serious relatiionships. i am 24 turn 25 in april.

Answer to Do you believe that those who can, DO, and those who cannot, Teach? Why or why not?

Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:45:44 -0800

Do you believe that those who can, DO, and those who cannot, Teach? Why or why not?

Yes I do. I'm in the US Army, and I know of a lot of people who talk the talk but can't walk the walk. But also it's like this- Those who can just do it and those who can't sit around and talk about how they would have done it. And nothing gets done with those type of people....

Answer to What is your favorite koan?

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 19:09:32 -0800

What is your favorite koan?

Today is victory over yourself of yesterday. Tomorrow is victory over lesser men. -Musashi

Answer to What is your favorite bumpersticker?

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 15:11:27 -0800

What is your favorite bumpersticker?

Teach a Yankee to drive- Point his car north. Or This one is printed backwards so you can read it through your rear view... I'm not tailgating- I'm drafting.

Answer to Guys: Are you satisifed with the proportions of your... er..."manhood"?

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 14:52:02 -0800

Guys: Are you satisifed with the proportions of your... er..."manhood"?

Yea my wife always tells me how big it is and how good I make her feel. That is all that matters. So Yes I like the size of my 'manhood'.

Answer to Should I lose my virginity to my best mate who i like and likes me but isnt totaly over his ex who he has a child with?

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 14:34:37 -0800

Should I lose my virginity to my best mate who i like and likes me but isnt totaly over his ex who he has a child with?

Turning in your V-card, is a big step. No matter what sex or age you are. Your first time will most likely be very special for you. And you might get attached to the person you 'make it' with. So just make sure that he, and yourself, are ready for it. Let him know your expectations up...

Answer to I live in Cornwall England, what part of the world do you live in?

Mon, 12 Feb 2007 16:33:13 -0800

I live in Cornwall England, what part of the world do you live in?

El Paso, Texas, US More to the point Fort Bliss Texas

Answer to What was your first time like?

Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:38:32 -0800

What was your first time like?

My first time....She stole my virginity. I met her the night before at a high school football game. And the whole time she kept calling me shady. Afterwards I was really pissed off and kicked her out of my house. I was 17. I didn't really know what to do at first and she got on top to help...

Answer to How often are you paranoid?

Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:24:41 -0800

How often are you paranoid?

I have PTSD so quite often.

Answer to How does aikido compare to other martial arts?

Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:17:30 -0800

How does aikido compare to other martial arts?

Aikido is the most passive art there is. It focuses on the actions of your opponent and how to use the energy he gives you against him.

Answer to Ive heard my whole life that the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Guys- how does a woman win you over?

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 22:00:33 -0800

Ive heard my whole life that the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Guys- how does a woman win you over?

Well she wins me over by treating me like a king. And by being caring. i love it that she like to cuddle too. I love to cuddle. Just by loving me.

Answer to I saw a funny sign outside a church the other day. It said "Try Jesus. If you don't like him the Devil will take you back." What do you think?

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 21:49:46 -0800

I saw a funny sign outside a church the other day. It said "Try Jesus. If you don't like him the Devil will take you back." What do you think?

I saw a sign that said "Got jesus if not free samples inside." I thought it was great.

Answer to Why do you follow sports?

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:44:53 -0800

Why do you follow sports?

because my wife does

Answer to A lot of people have done away with home phone service. Do you have land line at your home or do you use only a cell phone?

Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:43:34 -0800

A lot of people have done away with home phone service. Do you have land line at your home or do you use only a cell phone?

I live in army barracks, so I just have a cell.

Answer to What do you think heaven will be like???????

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 14:33:43 -0800

What do you think heaven will be like???????

I think I will get to lay next to my loving wife for all of eternity. Cause that is the most wonderful thing in the world and I want to do it for ever.

Answer to What animal do you think is MOST like you in the animal kingdom?

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:03:22 -0800

What animal do you think is MOST like you in the animal kingdom?

A Tiger. Beautiful and Deadly!

Answer to Am I the only person who gets ticked off when I call an automated service like the bank and it tells me to press 1 for English. Or when you buy a product and it has English and Spanish on the box?? This is America. We speak English. Learn it or go home!!

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:57:45 -0800

Am I the only person who gets ticked off when I call an automated service like the bank and it tells me to press 1 for English. Or when you buy a product and it has English and Spanish on the box?? This is America. We speak English. Learn it or go home!!

I feel the exact same way. I am all for English as Our national Language.

Answer to Are you a Christian?

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 18:24:07 -0800

Are you a Christian?

definatly Christian

Answer to What is your favorite gangster movie?

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:10:57 -0800

What is your favorite gangster movie?

Scarface!

Answer to Have any of your questions appeared in the shuffle window?

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 19:19:49 -0800

Have any of your questions appeared in the shuffle window?

MIne did a couple of times. It's really exciting!!!

Answer to What is the best striker fighting style?

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:50:41 -0800

What is the best striker fighting style?

I think that the best external striking style would be Kenpo. And the best internal striking style would be Wing Chun.

Answer to Are there any online resources for Aikido?

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:48:05 -0800

Are there any online resources for Aikido?

You can go to Aikidofaq.com. That's the site I use most.

Answer to Make up an excellent haiku that starts with my name, please.

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:43:03 -0800

Make up an excellent haiku that starts with my name, please.

Elitheeli Who is this man we write for All I have, his name.

Answer to Is "ugly baby" an oxymoron? Why or why not?

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:40:35 -0800

Is "ugly baby" an oxymoron? Why or why not?

Baby are people too. And there are some people who have a face only a mother could love. Babies included. Look up Steven Lynch. He sings about an ugly baby.

Answer to What was the most irritating song of 2006?

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:38:43 -0800

What was the most irritating song of 2006?

That stupid rap song about your chains hang low. VERY STUPID!

Answer to Does anybody think age is just a number?

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:35:09 -0800

Does anybody think age is just a number?

yes. It's all about maturity. If you act like a kid your a kid. If you act like a grown up then that's what you are. Maturity is more important than numbers.

Answer to Complete this sentence: I am the most___of all the_you'll ever___.

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:32:13 -0800

Complete this sentence: I am the most_____of all the_____you'll ever_____.

I am the most Forgiving of all the Masters you'll ever Have.

Answer to Would you rather physically appear as 'cute', 'beautiful/handsome' or 'hot/sexy'?

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:14:44 -0800

Would you rather physically appear as 'cute', 'beautiful/handsome' or 'hot/sexy'?

I would like to be refered to as Sexy. I love turning my woman on.

Answer to What's your favorite sex position? and why?

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:10:38 -0800

What's your favorite sex position? and why?

My wife like it from behind. She likes it when I reach around and grope her tits.

Answer to Do you like being woke up by your significant other for sex? If not, why?

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:24:23 -0800

Do you like being woke up by your significant other for sex? If not, why?

I love doing this to my wife. I love it when she opens her eyes to see me and i'm inside of her pleasuring her. it really turns me on.

Answer to How can you tell if a girl really likes you?how can u know if she doesnt show it??

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:17:25 -0800

How can you tell if a girl really likes you?how can u know if she doesnt show it??

She goes out of her way to talk to you or to see you. Also if she says I like you.

Answer to I'm taking bets...will Rocky win the next one?

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:15:27 -0800

I'm taking bets...will Rocky win the next one?

Well, the movies not called Mason Dixion, is it? That's the new enemy in the movie, BTW.

Answer to If you could choose any career in the world. What would it be?

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:08:34 -0800

If you could choose any career in the world. What would it be?

Clay walker said it best: If I could make a livin' out of lovin' you I'd be a millionaire in a week or two I'd be doin' what I love and lovin' what I do If I could make a livin' out of lovin' you

Answer to What does it mean when a man you love says you deserve someone better?

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 19:59:08 -0800

What does it mean when a man you love says you deserve someone better?

he's fishing for a compliment. You should give him one.

Answer to If I ever decide to leave Answerbag, will someone force me to come back?

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 19:40:38 -0800

If I ever decide to leave Answerbag, will someone force me to come back?

Yes The AB Mafia. The Top 5: boredasmustard, Auntie Em, Bob Blaylock, lady fuschia, Stableboy. Plus all of us Fans of those top 5.

Answer to What has been the most twisted movie you have ever seen?

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 19:08:46 -0800

What has been the most twisted movie you have ever seen?

My Room Mate says Momento.