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What/who are you hopelessly waiting for? for anderson777 to be nice to me!

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Where's my remote? the dog ate it, i saw it, tried to stop it, he growled, i hid, sorry, could i get an ice cream now ?.

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What's the worst thing a person can say to someone who has just lost a loved one? is his car for sale yet?

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Do you wear your watch on your left or right wrist? left wrist

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Tuna or salmon? remember you can tuna your fish, but you can't salmon your fish

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If Christ were reborn today as a woman, do you think that people would except her as the Messiah? who cares? the second coming is coming, yeah

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Who do yall think shot Tupac? who cares, thank Jesus he is gone.

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I wanna get my belly button pierced sumtime, is there anything i should know before i go head and do it? well if you don't take care of it, it will get infected and you will probably get sick and die.

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What is fear of trusting called? my ex-wife.

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Would it be right to go partying with guy friends or exs when your husband is at boot camp for 5 months? Or is that cheating in its own forn. Or disaster waiting to happen? you are a slut.

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What's the collective noun for a group of aliens? An Art Bell of aliens.

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Are you a organ donor? yes I donated a Hammond d-8 to my church.

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How do you get songs off an audio cd and download it into an ipod nano? go to willitblend.com for the answer, You must blend the music carefully

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Rosie or Trump? Who's better? in what context, I wouldn't trust either of them. Let them fight it out, let the better man win.

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What's the most spectacularly amazing way to die? By living a good productive life, helping those in need, working hard and knowing true love. Then dying in your sleep. Okay, my wife left the room, I would say that hang gliding naked into a chain link fence would a spectacle.

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Would you play in an adult movie for 50 million dollars? first of all, do I get domestic and international rights, a cut of the soundtrack revenue, miscellaneous mechandising right: lunch boxes, coloring books, video game, toys and radio control items, cook book. TV rights and weekly show rights can be negotiated. Syndicated radio show will be a give away for the revenue stream to follow. Novelization will hit the market at the same time as general...

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Whats the worst name for a guy you can think of? my friend is E. Tipple Crutnick. The E is Enoch. Enoch Tipple Crutnick. Still talks to his parents.

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What is the best way to start a business as a dominatrix? beats me.

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What's the oddest food you have ever tried and liked? Haggis

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What is a good way to soothe the pain of a recent burn? aloe, aloe, aloe and ice.

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What is the lowest rated answer on the site? this one if you want it to be, just ask and see what happens

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The color on my big screen 60 inch t.v. changes to black and white but when you play something recorded it goes back to color and is fine. When you press view t.v. it has color for a second then goes to black and white. What's the problem? check your source. you may have the wrong feed.

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What do you add to society? humor and clean socks.

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What were Saddam's last words? I guess I won't be dating Katie kuric anymore

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Would you rather eat a raw, whole, live cat or amputate your own toes with a tennis racquet and no painkillers? what another live cat, could i get some A-1 steak sauce this time?

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If you won the lottery do you think it would change you as a person? most people about 80 % can not handle the money and are as poor as they were 3 years after winning.

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How would I go about convincing a load of hippies to kidnap me and drive me across America in a Volkswagen until we land in San Fransico where we will listen to Pete Seeger and drop acid all day long? try blueturtle tours.com They leave from NYC every other Thursday, ask for the AARP discount.

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How many males are on the planet? please be a little more vague? human, mammals, birds, fish, plants, all species. A good guess would be about half +/- 10 percent? 320,414,245,127 metric tons.

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What is a good colour for a bathroom instead of blue? I had a girlfriend would had her father install a black toliet in a room that she painted flat black. She painted the windows black, had black curtains, made a black cover for the toliet paper, pumped in warm air and played rain/thunder enviromental sounds on a tape loop when the door was closed. She lit it with a 7 watt bulb. Scared the crap out of most people, I loved it...

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What were Saddam's last words? would you mind if I hung around for a while?

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An Englishman, a brazillian, an Australian and a Japanese are in a high rise building when an M4 earthquake hits. The first tremor stops with no damage, but five minutes later, a big one hits! Who is most likely to be killed in the building collapse? Why? The answer presumes alot. 1) That the Japanese person would not take cover after an earthquake. 2) That the location of the building is in an area with poor construction. 3) Most buildings, highrises, can take the force of an earthquake up to m6. 4) and that the French man hiding on the roof was not trying to kill the Japanese man for stealing so car designs.

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How much do you weigh? 5200 ounces

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I'm 18 and the guy I'm seeing is 30 but my parents are having a hard time dealing with this. Should I leave him to please my parents, or should I continue seeing him? The age difference is too great. What are you trying to prove, are you into dating people that are nearly your father's age. OR better still, marry him have his children and be miserable the rest of your life.

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An Englishman, a brazillian, an Australian and a Japanese are in a high rise building when an M4 earthquake hits. The first tremor stops with no damage, but five minutes later, a big one hits! Who is most likely to be killed in the building collapse? Why? It would be the brazillian. There is no county called brazillia, so I would assume that s/he would be the first to go.

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Do men look at other people's breasts while talking to them? yes, as a matter of fact. And most women I have asked about this say that they love the attention, or they would "wear a sweatshirt". Both sexes objectify the other sex, it is hard wired into us. I have had women look at my gential region (no, not large henough for it's own zip code, yet) and I've asked them and told them that my eye are up here. They laugh and their...

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My boyfriend wants to have anal sex, but I don't. He says I'm not adventurous. What should I do? If your boyfriend wants anal sex he can rob a bank. Bubba would be happy to oblige. Remind him that dropping the soap is a turn on.

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There is one bathroom at work. How is a nice way to phrase "Please put the toilet seat down again"? "Please put the toilet seat down" Gently but firmly.

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How can I determine if a diamond ring is real? why do you want to know? see a gemolist. or go to a jewelery store.

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Why is it traditional to bury the deceased 6 feet below the ground, why not 5 or 7 feet? The ROT about the 6' depth was that no animal was going to dig that deep to get to a body.

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Do you know your own blood type? Bud light

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I got my tongue piercing on thursday Nov. 30, 2006 and its now Dec. 2, 2006 and i have a light greenish color on the back of my tongue, and a yellowish color on the front of my tongue. Also White stuff around my piercing, is that normal? it is probably infected. go to the nearest clinic, drs office, dentist or emergency to get it looked at. You shouldn't have your tongue pierced by your garage mechanic. GO TO A ER NOW!!!!!!!!! You can die, remember that you brain is only about 4 inches away, and the infection can and will travel there.

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Do you sometimes, rarely, or never give the thumb-down; and how do you come to that decision. I alway give thumbs down, Then I can be bribed to change my decision

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At what age do teenage boys normally take down posters of near-naked women from their bedroom walls? 15 minutes before death, or just before the the priest arrives to give the last rites.

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What is a "circle jerk"? doing "donuts" on your neighbors lawn with your drunk cousin Dennis

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If I were travelling in a train at the speed of light, and then were to walk forward in the train, am I then going faster than the speed of light? are you on the train with a family member? remember the speed of light is relative.

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How much do morticians/funeral directors get paid? it depends on the casket, embalming and restoration, but a fumeral director said to me about $800 a foot. This would be a private owned company.

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In the same vein as the famous R.E.M. song, is it possible to 'lose one's religion'? I lost my religon, found exactly where I left it.

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Do animals have questions too? yes, for the most part stableboy hit the important ones. although i do believe that there is a canine version of answerbag? I believe that is answerbag.ca.com (the CA is for canine, I believe)

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Is there a way of applying eyeliner or any other type of makeup to make your eyes look bigger? with a paint gun!!!

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Do you use Answerbag while intoxicated? i ask "where is the bathroom"? the answer is "please don't water the roses"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A St. john's trout.

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Do you know Sasquatch? yes, i do. he is in my book group, he now lives in Wallingford, Seattle, WA. Saw him at the Starbucks the other day. Said that he is doing Voice-Over work, worked on the StarWars videogame (he is the voice of Chewbacca, the wookie)

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How much paper does an average size tree produce? is it true that Dendrologist don't give rings to their significant others?

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What's the weirdest or most embarrassing combination of things you've ever purchased from a store? crisco, 5 lb of onions, a measuring cup and a comb

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Who sings the song, "Winner Takes it all?" ABBA, the only palindromic group to have a #1 song in the American music scene.

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What one thing or person has caused you the most pain and/or suffering? That would be my brother in law. Because he has embezzled $500,000 from my in laws, they are now living with my wife and I. He claims that it was first come, first served.

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I need to make a living will as low cost as possible. Any help? make sure that the person that you have on your living will will actually do what you need to have done. Will they pull the plug if that is your final wish.

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What sport should be added to the Xgames lineup? Hobo toss

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Why can't I tear myself away from this bloody computer and go shopping for food? It's the new Answer Bag diet.

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Which cartoon character would you marry? Betty from the Flintstones

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Why did the creator of The Simpsons make the characters yellow? Yellow paint is very inexpensive in Korea where the cartoon is inked.

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How much does a sports car cost? Nothing, if you are blonde, 21, and extremely beautiful.

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Which movie would you refuse to see/watch? spiderman

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Are cold sores contagious? If so, how are they spread? they are herpe virus. from mucous membrane to muscous membrane

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How can I be a fox for my wife? chase chickens, steal the eggs, give them to your wife

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What is the grossest thing you have ever eaten? i have eaten my scabs. yummy, the ultimate in recyclng.

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You are on a slow boat to China. What do you bring? well, I guess water skis are out of the question.

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What do I want for Chirstmas? nothing, you have decided to buck the trend, make gifts rather than buy them, work in a meal kitchen or maybe not, and you want a new Lexus, shares of Google stock and new I-Pod

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What soap do you use to wash your cat? I believe cats wash themselves. that being said shampoo should be cat flavored.

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How much should I tip my hairdresser? the rule of thumb is a) nothing but remember they have sharp objects b) for a regular haircut $3-5 c) for a shampoo and haircut $5-7 d) for special girly stuff; color, tinting and great gossip $10-15

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When exactly do the cows come home? I asked my farmer brother this question and he said a) when they are hungry or b) when they want to or c)when the alpha cow heads to the barn.

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Why does the rain make my head itch? There are several reasons: a) the barometric pressure change b) the change in relative humidity c) rainy weather causes your skin lice to be more active, hence the itch.

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