Answerbag: MusicalChef's answers http://www.answerbag.com/profile/978453 New Answerbag answers from MusicalChef Wed, 30 May 2012 16:49:26 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 16:49:26 -0700 Answer to Have you ever bought a sex toy for a family member? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11182659 Have you ever bought a sex toy for a family member?<br /><br />lol Fri, 02 Sep 2011 23:04:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11182659 Answer to Have you ever bought a family member a sex toy? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11174543 Have you ever bought a family member a sex toy?<br /><br />More answers are welcome! Wed, 31 Aug 2011 23:23:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11174543 Answer to What have you accidentally washed with your clothes? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10273174 What have you accidentally washed with your clothes?<br /><br />My penis. It shrunk and turned blue. Some put the water on cold and put in bleach. Fri, 04 Feb 2011 07:40:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10273174 Answer to I say, "I clogged your toilet." You say, ___________? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10271873 I say, "I clogged your toilet." You say, ___________?<br /><br />Put your head in the bowl and blow! Thu, 03 Feb 2011 20:24:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10271873 Answer to That is it! I have had it with your ____________ !!! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10271849 That is it! I have had it with your ____________ !!!<br /><br />...limp noodle. For fuck sakes get some viagra! Thu, 03 Feb 2011 20:15:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10271849 Answer to Ladies: What length of penis is perfect? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10271821 Ladies: What length of penis is perfect?<br /><br />Voting is fun lol. Thu, 03 Feb 2011 20:04:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10271821 Answer to I just quit my job. The manager called me back and asked if i wanted to come back. Should I return? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10244594 I just quit my job. The manager called me back and asked if i wanted to come back. Should I return?<br /><br />If your money situation is desperate, then take the job back and spend the next 6 months saving money to survive on after you quit. Before you take the job back, make sure your boss knows about all your concerns, and make sure your demands are met! Best of luck to you. Sat, 29 Jan 2011 15:40:08 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10244594 Answer to What phrases or words should be banished from use? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242962 What phrases or words should be banished from use?<br /><br />"I'll tap that." First of all tapping is just irritating. Like when someone taps you on the shoulder softly, it feels irritating and I certainly don't want to relate that to sex. Secondly, if I see a hot ass, the last thing I am going to do is "tap" it. I am going to rail the living shit out... Sat, 29 Jan 2011 08:19:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242962 Answer to The worst part of _______ is _______. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242958 The worst part of _______ is _______.<br /><br />The worst part of screwing up time travel is ending up in the far past rather than the future, and having to fight of dinosaurs. Sat, 29 Jan 2011 08:16:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242958 Answer to What is a whopper? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242936 What is a whopper?<br /><br />Burger. Sat, 29 Jan 2011 08:07:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242936 Answer to What topics in the newspaper seem to get most of your attention? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242900 What topics in the newspaper seem to get most of your attention?<br /><br />Escorts. Sat, 29 Jan 2011 07:50:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242900 Answer to What is a church pulpit used for? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242705 What is a church pulpit used for?<br /><br />Brainwashing. Sat, 29 Jan 2011 07:07:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242705 Answer to Should I go for a medical check up and obtain a doctor’s prescription for buying male enhancements. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242674 Should I go for a medical check up and obtain a doctor’s prescription for buying male enhancements.<br /><br />Rather than going to your doctor for enhancements, I have a much better idea. Go to your nearest walmart and buy a trampoline. Then, go to a nearby construction site after dark and steal a few heavy bricks and some rope. Next, go home, tie the bricks to your penis, climb on the trampoline and... Sat, 29 Jan 2011 06:57:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242674 Answer to Are you still munching on left over candy canes from Christmas? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242658 Are you still munching on left over candy canes from Christmas?<br /><br />I am. I just had one. Sat, 29 Jan 2011 06:54:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242658 Answer to If French is the language of love and romance, what’s English – the language of unbridled capitalism or the internet or something? How about other languages? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242652 If French is the language of love and romance, what’s English – the language of unbridled capitalism or the internet or something? How about other languages?<br /><br />French, when spoken properly is the language of artists and chefs! English, casual chit chat. German, dirty talking and philosophy! My girlfriend gets so turned on when I talk dirty to her in German. Sat, 29 Jan 2011 06:50:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242652 Answer to why do girls think they look sexy smoking? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242637 why do girls think they look sexy smoking?<br /><br />I think girls look hot smoking a cigarette or bitch stick. Sat, 29 Jan 2011 06:47:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242637 Answer to Who spoke to Adam in the Garden of eden http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242607 Who spoke to Adam in the Garden of eden<br /><br />the devil, the devil, THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sat, 29 Jan 2011 06:40:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242607 Answer to Do you think it is a good thing to help out your grown children financially if they need it? Why or why not? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242599 Do you think it is a good thing to help out your grown children financially if they need it? Why or why not?<br /><br />If they for the most part have been dedicated workers, and responsible with money, yet have just fallen on hard times, then yes I would help them out. If, however, I had been helping them and they kept blowing my money, then we'd definitely would need to have a chat! Sat, 29 Jan 2011 06:38:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242599 Answer to I killed someone and hid the body. Now what? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242569 I killed someone and hid the body. Now what?<br /><br />Nah, I don't think you have anything to worry about. Making an online joke about murder won't do shit all. However, I do suggest that you refrain from making any jokes about being a terrorist, especially if you live in the states. Do that, and you may find yourself arrested, strip searched,... Sat, 29 Jan 2011 06:31:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242569 Answer to Why don't you hit the like button? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242538 Why don't you hit the like button?<br /><br />I always try to, because I know it's a real challenge to earn points on this site now. However, sometimes I get wrapped up in a good question and forget to "like" it. I usually do make sure people get points where I feel they deserve it. Sat, 29 Jan 2011 06:21:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10242538 Answer to How can I kill myself?? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10241488 How can I kill myself??<br /><br />Almost 2 years ago I was asking similar questions here on answerbag! I know when you are deeply depressed you are 100% certain that you can not be helped and that you are cursed. When people tell you that you aren't, you don't believe them and convince yourself that you are somehow the exception.... Fri, 28 Jan 2011 21:58:30 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10241488 Answer to Do you believe aliens have visited Earth? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10241448 Do you believe aliens have visited Earth?<br /><br />I am an ET in disguised as a human. Fri, 28 Jan 2011 21:45:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10241448 Answer to Would you use these as a form of birth control(see picture in first answer)? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10238868 Would you use these as a form of birth control(see picture in first answer)?<br /><br />Absolutely disgusting! ...yet really funny at the same time hahaha. Fri, 28 Jan 2011 11:09:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10238868 Answer to what are 5 Museums or art gallerys that Wissely Kandinsky's paintings are in http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10238532 what are 5 Museums or art gallerys that Wissely Kandinsky's paintings are in<br /><br />Check out the link below. It will give you a whole pile of locations where his art can be found. Make sure you take the time to scroll through everything on the page and read it thoroughly. This looks like a really great resource. http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/kandinsky_wassily.html Fri, 28 Jan 2011 09:44:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10238532 Answer to This looks like a fun site, Is it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10238412 This looks like a fun site, Is it?<br /><br />AMAZINGLY FUN!!! Fri, 28 Jan 2011 09:07:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10238412 Answer to Campbells Tomato soup - do you add water or milk? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10238411 Campbells Tomato soup - do you add water or milk?<br /><br />Neither. Mine are ready to go. I buy Campbells Tomato Intravenous. Fri, 28 Jan 2011 09:05:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10238411 Answer to If we're going to _______, then let's buy _______. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10238393 If we're going to _______, then let's buy _______.<br /><br />If we're going to fuck, then let's buy Fri, 28 Jan 2011 08:59:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10238393 Answer to Would you use these as a form of birth control(see picture in first answer)? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10238241 Would you use these as a form of birth control(see picture in first answer)?<br /><br />lol. Fri, 28 Jan 2011 08:20:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10238241 Answer to January is NOT the month to _______. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10238176 January is NOT the month to _______.<br /><br />sun tan your penis, unless of course you live in a tropical climate or have a small penis humiliation fetish. It's mighty cold out there in January; chilly, cold enough to shrink a willy. Fri, 28 Jan 2011 08:04:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10238176 Answer to Do you think it is " thoughts " which create conflict ? Reality is there is no conflict ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10237820 Do you think it is " thoughts " which create conflict ? Reality is there is no conflict ?<br /><br />Our perceptions most definitely are the cause of most conflict. Often times we start to dislike people because of how they have acted towards us in some way. Maybe they have given us a dirty look, or used a negative tone of voice. The problem is, we usually assume that our thoughts about what... Fri, 28 Jan 2011 06:24:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10237820 Answer to What is your favorite term for someone who is a little crazy? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10237796 What is your favorite term for someone who is a little crazy?<br /><br />Their little red choo choo has gone chugging around the bend. Fri, 28 Jan 2011 06:17:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10237796 Answer to What's the funniest slang term for "drunk" that you can think of? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10237781 What's the funniest slang term for "drunk" that you can think of?<br /><br />I'm surprised noone said, three sheets to the wind. Fri, 28 Jan 2011 06:12:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10237781 Answer to What's the funniest slang term for "drunk" that you can think of? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10237742 What's the funniest slang term for "drunk" that you can think of?<br /><br />Cooked. Fri, 28 Jan 2011 06:00:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10237742 Answer to Can you have a normal period with normal bleeding and still be pregnant? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10236628 Can you have a normal period with normal bleeding and still be pregnant?<br /><br />Certainly! Go to the doctor to be sure. Thu, 27 Jan 2011 21:21:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10236628 Answer to Do you see the Christ in everyone? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10236548 Do you see the Christ in everyone?<br /><br />I do my best to. Thu, 27 Jan 2011 20:55:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10236548 Answer to Do you keep a plunger beside your toilet? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10236060 Do you keep a plunger beside your toilet?<br /><br />"Come on, flush you bastard." Jeff Daniels. Dumb and Dumber. Thu, 27 Jan 2011 18:14:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10236060 Answer to Ladies: What length of penis is perfect? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10236035 Ladies: What length of penis is perfect?<br /><br />More votes from the ladies are welcome. Thu, 27 Jan 2011 18:08:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10236035 Answer to I was born male, and still am, and I've never had a period, could I be pregnant? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10234023 I was born male, and still am, and I've never had a period, could I be pregnant?<br /><br />You are an abductee aren't you? I feel your pain. Thu, 27 Jan 2011 09:40:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10234023 Answer to My new husband Spock is half Vulcan, and I am a female vampire. We are debating having children, and we are not sure how to raise the baby. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10233915 My new husband Spock is half Vulcan, and I am a female vampire. We are debating having children, and we are not sure how to raise the baby.<br /><br />"Freeze right there Mr. Spock, or I'll put ya to sleep for sure." Scotty Thu, 27 Jan 2011 09:08:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10233915 Answer to If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be and why? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10233797 If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be and why?<br /><br />Wood Pecker or Humming Bird. Thu, 27 Jan 2011 08:38:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10233797 Answer to January is the month to _______. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10233790 January is the month to _______.<br /><br />Staying indoors and enjoying lots of sex. ...wow, this question really got spammed. Thu, 27 Jan 2011 08:36:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10233790 Answer to We are baptising our daughter Emily soon..Do you know any songs that I could play after the ceremony, welcoming 'emily' to the world? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10233775 We are baptising our daughter Emily soon..Do you know any songs that I could play after the ceremony, welcoming 'emily' to the world?<br /><br />Here is the perfect song: Blessed by Elton John. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CCsODb6D0g Thu, 27 Jan 2011 08:30:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10233775 Answer to Does God accept every prayer? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10233487 Does God accept every prayer?<br /><br />If your heart has love in it, yes. Thu, 27 Jan 2011 07:01:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10233487 Answer to do you ever stop and listen to a beggar when he tries to speak to you in town? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10233477 do you ever stop and listen to a beggar when he tries to speak to you in town?<br /><br />Yes. It is a great opportunity to inspire someone who probably needs a boost in spirit! I always take the time to talk to these wonderful people. Thu, 27 Jan 2011 06:59:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10233477 Answer to How often should AB change the featured polls? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10233460 How often should AB change the featured polls?<br /><br />I welcome more votes! Thu, 27 Jan 2011 06:56:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10233460 Answer to How often do you clog a toilet? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10233403 How often do you clog a toilet?<br /><br />Maybe it is time to cut down on the cheese. Thu, 27 Jan 2011 06:44:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10233403 Answer to What is a nickname for your toilet? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10232170 What is a nickname for your toilet?<br /><br />LMAO! Speaking of toilets, hahahaha, enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV51r74g-2o Wed, 26 Jan 2011 22:48:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10232170 Answer to greenish urine that is foamy and has an odor http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10232160 greenish urine that is foamy and has an odor<br /><br />My advice, go see your doctor. It could be happening for a number of reasons. I know some of the jokes on here are probably getting to you, but, try and laugh! Laughter truly is the best medicine! Feel better soon mate! Wed, 26 Jan 2011 22:43:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10232160 Answer to What's the best way to kill myself? no pain... http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10232111 What's the best way to kill myself? no pain...<br /><br />Also, think about this: Right before Christmas my dad's girlfriend's, daughter's friend tried to commit suicide. She drank a bottle of really strong drain cleaner. She survived, BUT, it completely destroyed her stomach and esophagus. Last I heard, she had to be put into a medically induced... Wed, 26 Jan 2011 22:21:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10232111 Answer to What's the best way to kill myself? no pain... http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10232070 What's the best way to kill myself? no pain...<br /><br />Almost 2 years ago I was asking similar questions here on answerbag! I know when you are deeply depressed you are 100% certain that you can not be helped and that you are cursed. When people tell you that you aren't, you don't believe them and convince yourself that you are somehow the... Wed, 26 Jan 2011 22:05:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10232070 Answer to What is a nickname for your toilet? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10232031 What is a nickname for your toilet?<br /><br />The Throne. 4 Flusher. Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:47:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10232031 Answer to How often should AB change the featured polls? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10231988 How often should AB change the featured polls?<br /><br />I say every other day. It gives other polls a better chance of becoming noticed. Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:31:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10231988 Answer to Do you think health insurance should be mandatory in America? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10231976 Do you think health insurance should be mandatory in America?<br /><br />People should have the choice to purchase it if they want, for extra care. However, it should not be forced upon the public. I think that is just silly. Leave it to the US government to pull something like this; they obviously have something up their sleeves. Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:26:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10231976 Answer to When do you know it is time to buy new socks? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10218280 When do you know it is time to buy new socks?<br /><br />When you take them out of the washing machine/dryer and they still smell stinky. Mon, 24 Jan 2011 06:54:16 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10218280 Answer to Ok so im writeing a book and i wanted it to be different its about vampires i want your opinion, Should the main character be a killer? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10218224 Ok so im writeing a book and i wanted it to be different its about vampires i want your opinion, Should the main character be a killer?<br /><br />I voted no. Why? Well, because main characters are usually the killers. I suggest you put on your creative thinking cap and come up with something unique that will really throw your readers for a loop. Best of luck to you my fellow writer! Mon, 24 Jan 2011 06:46:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10218224 Answer to Do you want to donate your body to Science? Why or why not? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10218131 Do you want to donate your body to Science? Why or why not?<br /><br />I am considering doing donating my body to science. If it helps future generations live longer and have a better quality of life, then it is the least I can do. Mon, 24 Jan 2011 06:29:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10218131 Answer to What is your favorite solo Paul McCartney song? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10218057 What is your favorite solo Paul McCartney song?<br /><br />Tug of War. Mon, 24 Jan 2011 06:10:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10218057 Answer to The new laptop I have has Windows Vista. Why won't it pick up wifi? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216732 The new laptop I have has Windows Vista. Why won't it pick up wifi?<br /><br />Because Vista is trash. Get Windows 7. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 21:58:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216732 Answer to Do children possess the ability to see things that adults cannot because they push out the idea of there being anything there, generally? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216727 Do children possess the ability to see things that adults cannot because they push out the idea of there being anything there, generally?<br /><br />Children are far more perceptive than adults give them credit for. Think back to when you were young and you will have your answer. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 21:57:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216727 Answer to If someone made an ecocity, would you live in it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216719 If someone made an ecocity, would you live in it?<br /><br />bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 21:54:08 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216719 Answer to What sport is your favorite out of these? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216717 What sport is your favorite out of these?<br /><br />i voted other, which means Hockey. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 21:52:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216717 Answer to How to break up a couple who have been going out for 5 months? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216712 How to break up a couple who have been going out for 5 months?<br /><br />Slip something in her drink to give her an explosive case of the shits. Make sure you do this when you know they are going to be alone together. As long as the guy doesn't have a fecal fetish, you will be fine. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 21:50:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216712 Answer to Does anyone know Wolverine's true age? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216692 Does anyone know Wolverine's true age?<br /><br />45. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 21:42:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216692 Answer to Who is Quicksilver? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216688 Who is Quicksilver?<br /><br />Terry Silver from The Karate Kid 3. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 21:42:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216688 Answer to For men: How many pounds can you lift? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216683 For men: How many pounds can you lift?<br /><br />Hmmm, not sure. I just started lifting weights again and I started only moderately heavy. I haven't pushed myself to the max yet. This time around I am doing it more for cardio health and to boost my testosterone rather than size gain. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 21:41:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216683 Answer to How can I learn patience, confidence, and cut down on my frustration and anger? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216668 How can I learn patience, confidence, and cut down on my frustration and anger?<br /><br />"Science and psychology have isolated the one prime cause for success or failure in life. It is the hidden self-image you have of yourself." Bob Proctor Sun, 23 Jan 2011 21:33:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216668 Answer to If you could 'come back' as a member of the opposite sex ... would you? Why? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216653 If you could 'come back' as a member of the opposite sex ... would you? Why?<br /><br />I am a heterosexual male, and the idea of being with a man disgusts me. Thus, as of now I would have to say no. However, I am also a believer in reincarnation, and am certain that I have been female in past lives. I am sure if I could see the big picture outside of my ego, I wouldn't have... Sun, 23 Jan 2011 21:27:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216653 Answer to What is the meaning behind the song Barbie Girl by Aqua? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216587 What is the meaning behind the song Barbie Girl by Aqua?<br /><br />Blondes have more fun. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 21:16:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216587 Answer to What was the best song that Paul McCartney ever wrote? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216529 What was the best song that Paul McCartney ever wrote?<br /><br />Yesterday. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 21:03:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216529 Answer to do you think paul mccartney died in 1966 and was replaced by a paul lookalike? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216519 do you think paul mccartney died in 1966 and was replaced by a paul lookalike?<br /><br />Anything is possible, but somehow I don't think so. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 20:59:30 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216519 Answer to would you marry a supermodel or a trailer park queen? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216449 would you marry a supermodel or a trailer park queen?<br /><br />Go with the model. At least she will be able to afford birth control and you won't end up with inbred children. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 20:45:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216449 Answer to What are the best ways to compliment women? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216441 What are the best ways to compliment women?<br /><br />Look deep into her eyes, pull her close, and say, I've given you the nick name: Big Bad Vagina! Sun, 23 Jan 2011 20:42:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216441 Answer to Need information for uniforms assignments http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216404 Need information for uniforms assignments<br /><br />What information are you seeking exactly? What is this uniform assignment all about? Your question is vague. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 20:37:28 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216404 Answer to Does every insult need a response? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216150 Does every insult need a response?<br /><br />If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards! Sun, 23 Jan 2011 19:40:32 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216150 Answer to What will cause the next civil war in America? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216111 What will cause the next civil war in America?<br /><br />People always blame religion, money, politics ect for war. However, these are nothing more than surface causes. The root cause of all wars and conflict is, ego! "I think this way, and you should to or else..." Sun, 23 Jan 2011 19:29:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216111 Answer to Why are people who don't own property allowed to vote? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216067 Why are people who don't own property allowed to vote?<br /><br />Those in power control far more than just land. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 19:18:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216067 Answer to How can I make other people jealous of me? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216055 How can I make other people jealous of me?<br /><br />Tie a brick to your penis, then go jump on a trampoline. The end result will cause most other men to be jealous of your new endowments. Not too mention every woman who sees it will instantly fall to her knees in ecstasy. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 19:15:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216055 Answer to Why do iron supplements cause gas? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216000 Why do iron supplements cause gas?<br /><br />Anyone else have any answers??? Sun, 23 Jan 2011 19:09:11 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10216000 Answer to Why do serial killers kill people? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10215988 Why do serial killers kill people?<br /><br />Sexual frustration, perhaps. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 19:05:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10215988 Answer to Fastest way to fight a cold? Or at least its symptoms. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10215977 Fastest way to fight a cold? Or at least its symptoms.<br /><br />Drink a ton of orange juice and water. Sleep. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 19:03:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10215977 Answer to Is the Canadian healthcare system slow in treating people who are seriously ill or is that just GOP propaganda? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10215944 Is the Canadian healthcare system slow in treating people who are seriously ill or is that just GOP propaganda?<br /><br />I am Canadian. I live in Ontario, Canada. My family and myself have always gotten the care we needed without any problems. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 18:53:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10215944 Answer to If you knew you had one day to live what would you do to those who have hurt you in the past? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10215903 If you knew you had one day to live what would you do to those who have hurt you in the past?<br /><br />I'd forgive them, and be grateful for everything in life, good or bad, as it all has a purpose. Everything has its place. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 18:42:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10215903 Answer to _____tastes horrible after having eaten______ http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10215898 _____tastes horrible after having eaten______<br /><br />Pussy tastes horrible after she's fucked your cock. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 18:41:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10215898 Answer to DO you say soda or soda pop! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10215883 DO you say soda or soda pop!<br /><br />I use to call it pop for years. These days, for whatever reason, I call it soda. I like the sound and feel of that better. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 18:38:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10215883 Answer to Are you cheerleading material? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10215876 Are you cheerleading material?<br /><br />I suppose I could be a male cheerleader. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 18:36:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10215876 Answer to How can I get back my sister http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10215863 How can I get back my sister<br /><br />Forgive her. Numbered paper aka money, is worthless compared to a close relationship with someone. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 18:33:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10215863 Answer to What have you built or made with your own hands? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10215851 What have you built or made with your own hands?<br /><br />A ukulele. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 18:30:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10215851 Answer to My friends had a sore throat for 3 days and now he's got chest pains and he's spitting up blood. Why is that? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10214938 My friends had a sore throat for 3 days and now he's got chest pains and he's spitting up blood. Why is that?<br /><br />Chances are it is nothing to worry about, but I do suggest you take your friend to EMERG ASAP! Spitting up blood requires immediate attention. Chances are it is nothing serious, but it is best to get checked. Tell your friend not to put it off. Those are symptoms of lung cancer. BUT,... Sun, 23 Jan 2011 15:41:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10214938 Answer to Help! I am a terrible gift giver, and my anniversary is coming up. My guy likes... http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10214858 Help! I am a terrible gift giver, and my anniversary is coming up. My guy likes...<br /><br />This answer may seem pretty straight forward but listen up! Take him out to a restaurant that he likes or, to do something that he loves. Guys love it when girls take them out. Why? Well, because we don't have to pay, and that is a really nice switch. After your outing, take him home and... Sun, 23 Jan 2011 15:32:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10214858 Answer to PLEASE HELP: Do I need to uninstall things on my computer or can I just delete them to save space? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10214841 PLEASE HELP: Do I need to uninstall things on my computer or can I just delete them to save space?<br /><br />Depends on what you installed. If it has an uninstall option, then by all means use that. You can always go into control panel and use add/remove programs. Also, use the search option in Start to make sure there is no left overs from the program still lurking about. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 15:30:11 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10214841 Answer to After Christ who is the Savior today? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10214816 After Christ who is the Savior today?<br /><br />Noone. Christ is the only door:) Sun, 23 Jan 2011 15:26:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10214816 Answer to What do you do when you're sad? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10214812 What do you do when you're sad?<br /><br />Eat food, masturbate, have sex, work out, count my blessings. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 15:25:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10214812 Answer to Why doesn't Jesus return now? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10214801 Why doesn't Jesus return now?<br /><br />He sees a lot of good in people, even those who do great evil, and is giving them chance after chance to repent and come to their senses. I pray that they do. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 15:24:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10214801 Answer to Love, not time, heals all wounds - True or false? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10213591 Love, not time, heals all wounds - True or false?<br /><br />Absolutely true, if it's UNCONDITIONAL Love. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 11:52:28 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10213591 Answer to Which largely unknown artist or group do you think deserves greater public acclaim? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10213548 Which largely unknown artist or group do you think deserves greater public acclaim?<br /><br />Pete Best. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 11:44:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10213548 Answer to What is your favorite term for someone who is a little crazy? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10212943 What is your favorite term for someone who is a little crazy?<br /><br />Bananas. Banana Case. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 09:35:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10212943 Answer to I have not talked to my son since July. His wife and I do not get along. I miss him terribly, what to do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10212923 I have not talked to my son since July. His wife and I do not get along. I miss him terribly, what to do?<br /><br />Call him up! I know it is far easier said than done, but life is far too short to stay made over the concerns of our ego. I am sure deep down, his wife is a great person. if she acts stuck-up, or bitchy, ect, look at her with love and compassion. There is some sort of hurt that has caused... Sun, 23 Jan 2011 09:32:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10212923 Answer to When someone says don't worry do you really stop worrying? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10212890 When someone says don't worry do you really stop worrying?<br /><br />I do my best to stop worrying. Life is too short to worry about be upset. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 09:25:08 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10212890 Answer to What's the most sensible thing you've ever heard anyone say? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10212882 What's the most sensible thing you've ever heard anyone say?<br /><br />"I don't know." These days people think they know everything, and talk like sarcastic know-it-all's. It is refreshing when you meet someone who realizes that part of being intelligent is admitting there are things you do not know. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 09:23:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10212882 Answer to what have we learned from jesus' life? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10212830 what have we learned from jesus' life?<br /><br />That love is the answer. Sun, 23 Jan 2011 09:06:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10212830