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Have you ever bought a sex toy for a family member? lol

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Have you ever bought a family member a sex toy? More answers are welcome!

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What have you accidentally washed with your clothes? My penis. It shrunk and turned blue. Some put the water on cold and put in bleach.

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I say, "I clogged your toilet." You say, ___________? Put your head in the bowl and blow!

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That is it! I have had it with your ____________ !!! ...limp noodle. For fuck sakes get some viagra!

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Ladies: What length of penis is perfect? Voting is fun lol.

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I just quit my job. The manager called me back and asked if i wanted to come back. Should I return? If your money situation is desperate, then take the job back and spend the next 6 months saving money to survive on after you quit. Before you take the job back, make sure your boss knows about all your concerns, and make sure your demands are met! Best of luck to you.

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What phrases or words should be banished from use? "I'll tap that." First of all tapping is just irritating. Like when someone taps you on the shoulder softly, it feels irritating and I certainly don't want to relate that to sex. Secondly, if I see a hot ass, the last thing I am going to do is "tap" it. I am going to rail the living shit out of it!!! Especially if it's a nice cruvy booty;)

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The worst part of _______ is _______. The worst part of screwing up time travel is ending up in the far past rather than the future, and having to fight of dinosaurs.

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What is a whopper? Burger.

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What topics in the newspaper seem to get most of your attention? Escorts.

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What is a church pulpit used for? Brainwashing.

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Should I go for a medical check up and obtain a doctor’s prescription for buying male enhancements. Rather than going to your doctor for enhancements, I have a much better idea. Go to your nearest walmart and buy a trampoline. Then, go to a nearby construction site after dark and steal a few heavy bricks and some rope. Next, go home, tie the bricks to your penis, climb on the trampoline and jump your heart out. After a few short minutes you will be hung like you won't believe. Go shower,...

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Are you still munching on left over candy canes from Christmas? I am. I just had one.

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If French is the language of love and romance, what’s English – the language of unbridled capitalism or the internet or something? How about other languages? French, when spoken properly is the language of artists and chefs! English, casual chit chat. German, dirty talking and philosophy! My girlfriend gets so turned on when I talk dirty to her in German.

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why do girls think they look sexy smoking? I think girls look hot smoking a cigarette or bitch stick.

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Who spoke to Adam in the Garden of eden the devil, the devil, THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you think it is a good thing to help out your grown children financially if they need it? Why or why not? If they for the most part have been dedicated workers, and responsible with money, yet have just fallen on hard times, then yes I would help them out. If, however, I had been helping them and they kept blowing my money, then we'd definitely would need to have a chat!

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I killed someone and hid the body. Now what? Nah, I don't think you have anything to worry about. Making an online joke about murder won't do shit all. However, I do suggest that you refrain from making any jokes about being a terrorist, especially if you live in the states. Do that, and you may find yourself arrested, strip searched, anal probed, dressed in a truban and fake beard with your picture shown on national television. But,...

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Why don't you hit the like button? I always try to, because I know it's a real challenge to earn points on this site now. However, sometimes I get wrapped up in a good question and forget to "like" it. I usually do make sure people get points where I feel they deserve it.

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How can I kill myself?? Almost 2 years ago I was asking similar questions here on answerbag! I know when you are deeply depressed you are 100% certain that you can not be helped and that you are cursed. When people tell you that you aren't, you don't believe them and convince yourself that you are somehow the exception. Almost 2 years ago I was in the hospital because my depression was so bad. I was a threat to myself...

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Do you believe aliens have visited Earth? I am an ET in disguised as a human.

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Would you use these as a form of birth control(see picture in first answer)? Absolutely disgusting! ...yet really funny at the same time hahaha.

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what are 5 Museums or art gallerys that Wissely Kandinsky's paintings are in Check out the link below. It will give you a whole pile of locations where his art can be found. Make sure you take the time to scroll through everything on the page and read it thoroughly. This looks like a really great resource. http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/kandinsky_wassily.html

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This looks like a fun site, Is it? AMAZINGLY FUN!!!

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Campbells Tomato soup - do you add water or milk? Neither. Mine are ready to go. I buy Campbells Tomato Intravenous.

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If we're going to _______, then let's buy _______. If we're going to fuck, then let's buy

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Would you use these as a form of birth control(see picture in first answer)? lol.

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January is NOT the month to _______. sun tan your penis, unless of course you live in a tropical climate or have a small penis humiliation fetish. It's mighty cold out there in January; chilly, cold enough to shrink a willy.

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Do you think it is " thoughts " which create conflict ? Reality is there is no conflict ? Our perceptions most definitely are the cause of most conflict. Often times we start to dislike people because of how they have acted towards us in some way. Maybe they have given us a dirty look, or used a negative tone of voice. The problem is, we usually assume that our thoughts about what they are thinking, are actually what they are thinking. Yet, chances are good that our assumptions...

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What is your favorite term for someone who is a little crazy? Their little red choo choo has gone chugging around the bend.

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What's the funniest slang term for "drunk" that you can think of? I'm surprised noone said, three sheets to the wind.

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What's the funniest slang term for "drunk" that you can think of? Cooked.

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Can you have a normal period with normal bleeding and still be pregnant? Certainly! Go to the doctor to be sure.

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Do you see the Christ in everyone? I do my best to.

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Do you keep a plunger beside your toilet? "Come on, flush you bastard." Jeff Daniels. Dumb and Dumber.

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Ladies: What length of penis is perfect? More votes from the ladies are welcome.

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I was born male, and still am, and I've never had a period, could I be pregnant? You are an abductee aren't you? I feel your pain.

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My new husband Spock is half Vulcan, and I am a female vampire. We are debating having children, and we are not sure how to raise the baby. "Freeze right there Mr. Spock, or I'll put ya to sleep for sure." Scotty

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If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be and why? Wood Pecker or Humming Bird.

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January is the month to _______. Staying indoors and enjoying lots of sex. ...wow, this question really got spammed.

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We are baptising our daughter Emily soon..Do you know any songs that I could play after the ceremony, welcoming 'emily' to the world? Here is the perfect song: Blessed by Elton John. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CCsODb6D0g

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Does God accept every prayer? If your heart has love in it, yes.

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do you ever stop and listen to a beggar when he tries to speak to you in town? Yes. It is a great opportunity to inspire someone who probably needs a boost in spirit! I always take the time to talk to these wonderful people.

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How often should AB change the featured polls? I welcome more votes!

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How often do you clog a toilet? Maybe it is time to cut down on the cheese.

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What is a nickname for your toilet? LMAO! Speaking of toilets, hahahaha, enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV51r74g-2o

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greenish urine that is foamy and has an odor My advice, go see your doctor. It could be happening for a number of reasons. I know some of the jokes on here are probably getting to you, but, try and laugh! Laughter truly is the best medicine! Feel better soon mate!

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What's the best way to kill myself? no pain... Also, think about this: Right before Christmas my dad's girlfriend's, daughter's friend tried to commit suicide. She drank a bottle of really strong drain cleaner. She survived, BUT, it completely destroyed her stomach and esophagus. Last I heard, she had to be put into a medically induced coma because the pain was beyond hell. Before you even think about suicide, seriously, STOP AND...

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What's the best way to kill myself? no pain... Almost 2 years ago I was asking similar questions here on answerbag! I know when you are deeply depressed you are 100% certain that you can not be helped and that you are cursed. When people tell you that you aren't, you don't believe them and convince yourself that you are somehow the exception. Almost 2 years ago I was in the hospital because my depression was so bad. I was a threat to...

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What is a nickname for your toilet? The Throne. 4 Flusher.

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How often should AB change the featured polls? I say every other day. It gives other polls a better chance of becoming noticed.

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Do you think health insurance should be mandatory in America? People should have the choice to purchase it if they want, for extra care. However, it should not be forced upon the public. I think that is just silly. Leave it to the US government to pull something like this; they obviously have something up their sleeves.

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When do you know it is time to buy new socks? When you take them out of the washing machine/dryer and they still smell stinky.

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Ok so im writeing a book and i wanted it to be different its about vampires i want your opinion, Should the main character be a killer? I voted no. Why? Well, because main characters are usually the killers. I suggest you put on your creative thinking cap and come up with something unique that will really throw your readers for a loop. Best of luck to you my fellow writer!

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Do you want to donate your body to Science? Why or why not? I am considering doing donating my body to science. If it helps future generations live longer and have a better quality of life, then it is the least I can do.

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What is your favorite solo Paul McCartney song? Tug of War.

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The new laptop I have has Windows Vista. Why won't it pick up wifi? Because Vista is trash. Get Windows 7.

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Do children possess the ability to see things that adults cannot because they push out the idea of there being anything there, generally? Children are far more perceptive than adults give them credit for. Think back to when you were young and you will have your answer.

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If someone made an ecocity, would you live in it? bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

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What sport is your favorite out of these? i voted other, which means Hockey.

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How to break up a couple who have been going out for 5 months? Slip something in her drink to give her an explosive case of the shits. Make sure you do this when you know they are going to be alone together. As long as the guy doesn't have a fecal fetish, you will be fine.

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Does anyone know Wolverine's true age? 45.

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Who is Quicksilver? Terry Silver from The Karate Kid 3.

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For men: How many pounds can you lift? Hmmm, not sure. I just started lifting weights again and I started only moderately heavy. I haven't pushed myself to the max yet. This time around I am doing it more for cardio health and to boost my testosterone rather than size gain.

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How can I learn patience, confidence, and cut down on my frustration and anger? "Science and psychology have isolated the one prime cause for success or failure in life. It is the hidden self-image you have of yourself." Bob Proctor

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If you could 'come back' as a member of the opposite sex ... would you? Why? I am a heterosexual male, and the idea of being with a man disgusts me. Thus, as of now I would have to say no. However, I am also a believer in reincarnation, and am certain that I have been female in past lives. I am sure if I could see the big picture outside of my ego, I wouldn't have problem coming back as a woman. I liked the question:)

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What is the meaning behind the song Barbie Girl by Aqua? Blondes have more fun.

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What was the best song that Paul McCartney ever wrote? Yesterday.

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do you think paul mccartney died in 1966 and was replaced by a paul lookalike? Anything is possible, but somehow I don't think so.

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would you marry a supermodel or a trailer park queen? Go with the model. At least she will be able to afford birth control and you won't end up with inbred children.

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What are the best ways to compliment women? Look deep into her eyes, pull her close, and say, I've given you the nick name: Big Bad Vagina!

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Need information for uniforms assignments What information are you seeking exactly? What is this uniform assignment all about? Your question is vague.

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Does every insult need a response? If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!

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What will cause the next civil war in America? People always blame religion, money, politics ect for war. However, these are nothing more than surface causes. The root cause of all wars and conflict is, ego! "I think this way, and you should to or else..."

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Why are people who don't own property allowed to vote? Those in power control far more than just land.

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How can I make other people jealous of me? Tie a brick to your penis, then go jump on a trampoline. The end result will cause most other men to be jealous of your new endowments. Not too mention every woman who sees it will instantly fall to her knees in ecstasy.

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Why do iron supplements cause gas? Anyone else have any answers???

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Why do serial killers kill people? Sexual frustration, perhaps.

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Fastest way to fight a cold? Or at least its symptoms. Drink a ton of orange juice and water. Sleep.

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Is the Canadian healthcare system slow in treating people who are seriously ill or is that just GOP propaganda? I am Canadian. I live in Ontario, Canada. My family and myself have always gotten the care we needed without any problems.

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If you knew you had one day to live what would you do to those who have hurt you in the past? I'd forgive them, and be grateful for everything in life, good or bad, as it all has a purpose. Everything has its place.

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_____tastes horrible after having eaten______ Pussy tastes horrible after she's fucked your cock.

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DO you say soda or soda pop! I use to call it pop for years. These days, for whatever reason, I call it soda. I like the sound and feel of that better.

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Are you cheerleading material? I suppose I could be a male cheerleader.

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How can I get back my sister Forgive her. Numbered paper aka money, is worthless compared to a close relationship with someone.

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What have you built or made with your own hands? A ukulele.

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My friends had a sore throat for 3 days and now he's got chest pains and he's spitting up blood. Why is that? Chances are it is nothing to worry about, but I do suggest you take your friend to EMERG ASAP! Spitting up blood requires immediate attention. Chances are it is nothing serious, but it is best to get checked. Tell your friend not to put it off. Those are symptoms of lung cancer. BUT, remember that it could be a million other things. Just make sure your friend goes to EMERG to get a chest...

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Help! I am a terrible gift giver, and my anniversary is coming up. My guy likes... This answer may seem pretty straight forward but listen up! Take him out to a restaurant that he likes or, to do something that he loves. Guys love it when girls take them out. Why? Well, because we don't have to pay, and that is a really nice switch. After your outing, take him home and give him a nice blowjob, then straddle him and ride his brains out. Best of luck to you both and...

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PLEASE HELP: Do I need to uninstall things on my computer or can I just delete them to save space? Depends on what you installed. If it has an uninstall option, then by all means use that. You can always go into control panel and use add/remove programs. Also, use the search option in Start to make sure there is no left overs from the program still lurking about.

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After Christ who is the Savior today? Noone. Christ is the only door:)

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What do you do when you're sad? Eat food, masturbate, have sex, work out, count my blessings.

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Why doesn't Jesus return now? He sees a lot of good in people, even those who do great evil, and is giving them chance after chance to repent and come to their senses. I pray that they do.

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Love, not time, heals all wounds - True or false? Absolutely true, if it's UNCONDITIONAL Love.

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Which largely unknown artist or group do you think deserves greater public acclaim? Pete Best.

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What is your favorite term for someone who is a little crazy? Bananas. Banana Case.

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I have not talked to my son since July. His wife and I do not get along. I miss him terribly, what to do? Call him up! I know it is far easier said than done, but life is far too short to stay made over the concerns of our ego. I am sure deep down, his wife is a great person. if she acts stuck-up, or bitchy, ect, look at her with love and compassion. There is some sort of hurt that has caused that. I am not saying it is right for her to act that way, but still, the power of true UNCONDITIONAL...

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When someone says don't worry do you really stop worrying? I do my best to stop worrying. Life is too short to worry about be upset.

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What's the most sensible thing you've ever heard anyone say? "I don't know." These days people think they know everything, and talk like sarcastic know-it-all's. It is refreshing when you meet someone who realizes that part of being intelligent is admitting there are things you do not know.

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what have we learned from jesus' life? That love is the answer.

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Why do people hate the police when all they do is try and help? No, they respond to our calls for help.

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How is the best way to have a long lasting and meaningful relationship:? If you can make her squirt her cute little brains out, she'll never leave you;)

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feeling horribly depressed today, not fully sure why, any advice? Eat a nourishing meal!! I know when you are down in the dumps, eating is the last thing you want to do, but it can make all the difference in the world!

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What made barney a belching loser? Alcohol, his friendship with Homer and Moe's Tavern.

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What is the most unexpected thing you have seen at a Zoo? An alien from Area 51.

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What do you really want/need? Sleep. Been up for almost 48 hours romancing and banging my girlfriend.

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How do you warm your feet up when they get cold? Get under the covers with my girlfriend and then stick them on her nice warm feet!

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Forget __________let's_________? Forget the condoms. Let's use the Today Sponge.

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What kind of being are angels? Beings of pure unconditional love. You yourself can make the choice to be someones angel.

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Do you handle money or does money handle you? Right now it is a bit of both. However, I am winning the battle:)

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What job would be most fulfilling and rewarding to you? I voted Zoo, even though I hate zoos! I despise seeing animals in captivity!! However, if I could work in a zoo, I would. At least I could help improve their quality of life, and perhaps inspire people to leave animals in the wild where they belong.

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Does AB community have any sense of humour? For the most part people on AB seem to appreciate a decent joke. I have run into a few users though that can't seem to lighten up. They always come back at you with some sort of cold, smartass answer. What a sad way to live! You only live once, so for fuck sakes have some fun!!!:D

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What do you call volunteer work you do for other countries? Kindness.

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first impressions are often misleading ? If one if just going on surface data, then yes it can be very misleading. Until you walk a mile in someones shoes, your views of that person are pretty shallow. However, do listen to your intuition when it tells you to avoid a certain person. This feeling will not arise out of a behavior you witness from that person. It's a feeling that just comes on by itself. When that feeling arises,...

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Cute as a bug's ear. Have you ever heard that? Where did it come from? How did it originate? Here’s the earliest example I can find of your version: “You are very cute, aren’t you?” the traveler said sarcastically. “Widder Wheeler says I’m cute as a Bug’s ear, and she knows.” The News (Frederick, Maryland), 21 Apr. 1900.

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What job would you have had in the 1700s? Either a baker, butcher, musician, or male stripper.

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Do you believe Jesus turned water into wine? Yes, I believe He did turn water into wine. There is nothing He can't do!

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Do you believe Jesus was a spiritual healer? He was The Great Healer, The Light Of The World!

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Was America founded in a Christian base faith? America was founded on hatred and slavery. They hid behind Christ. Jesus would have gotten angry with the founding fathers the way He got angry with the money changers in the temple.

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Do think people believe in Jesus Christ less nowadays? There have been doubters and believers in every generation. I am certain, however, that there are more doubters now than ever before! We can only pray for those people and Love them unconditionally.

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Will you be watching American Idol this year 2011 ? I have no interest in it anymore. Not that I did to begin with.

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How to fatten up your penis temporarily or permanetly? Jelqing! Google it for more information. Don't over do the exercise though! Lift weights, eat right and DO NOT EVER SMOKE!!!

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I'm 13 and all I want to do all day is finger my pussy is this normal You are completely normal and have nothing to worry about!

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Do you think it's necessary to get married? Moe: You're married kid, say somethin'! Shemp: HELP!!!! HELP!!! My favorite marriage quote from the stooges is: "Are you married or happy?" Curly

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Is there other life forms out there in the universe Absolutely! This universe is so large, it's silly to even think for a second we are the only ones.

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What is the largest wind farm in the world? The Roscoe Wind Farm in Roscoe, Texas is the world's largest wind farm with 627 wind turbines and a total installed capacity of 781.5 MW, which surpasses the nearby 735.5 MW Horse Hollow Wind Energy Center. At the end of 2010, the installed capacity of wind power in the United States was just over 40,000 megawatts (40 GW),making it the world leader ahead of Germany. Wind power accounts for...

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Will you please sign the petition asking the AB staff to cease asking what names mean? Sure, count me in! It's not my fault my name is, Troll Sex.

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I am taking a polygraph for a job in law enforcement and I'm kinda worried about it. See description. Polygraphs are bullshit!! Don't worry about it. Check this out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bScv6kfxRyE

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Do Capuchin Monkeys Throw Poop At People?:P All monkeys do! I think humans should try it sometime, instead of using bombs and grenades!

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what affect does bodybuilding have on the penis Where the fuck all these people got their information from, I have no idea. Working out will boost your sex drive and improve blood circulation to your penis! That's why I started working out in the first place, and it made a big difference! I get much harder erections and they are much longer and thicker. I suggest jelqing your penis. That helps girth and length wise. Don't over do the...

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How can I tell if I am clinically depressed? I know it's not easy when you are really down, but, count your blessings! All of us have so much we can be grateful for if we really take the time to look:) Just over a year ago I was extremely depressed, and suicidal. I committed myself to the hospital and they held me for 4 days because I was a real threat to myself. Doctors tried me on antidepressants and anti-anxiety medications, but...

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if you wanted a job what would it be? I already did the Mcdonalds thing years ago, so, I think this time around I will go for shooting movies.

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Why does Steven Spielberg make so many movies about aliens and UFOs? He is one of them. When I was abducted, I was put on an examination table. I looked up, and guess who was standing next to ET? You guessed it!

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What is the health benefits of amino acid "Glutathione"? Glutathione has multiple functions: * It is the major endogenous antioxidant produced by the cells, participating directly in the neutralization of free radicals and reactive oxygen compounds, as well as maintaining exogenous antioxidants such as vitamins C and E in their reduced (active) forms.[16][citation needed] * Regulation of the nitric oxide cycle, which is critical for life but...

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How to fall asleep quickly? Count your blessings as you lay there. You will go to sleep happier, sleep sounder and wake up in a great mood. Speaking of sleep. It is time I get some zzzzs myself. Nighty night!

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Do you drink water from the tap? Generally not. I do not wish to ingest flouride.

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In Christianity, what does the "fish symbol" symbolizes? It symbolizes the fish Christ provided to the large groups of people He was preaching to. Christianity stole the fish symbol though. It has its origins in paganism.

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Name something that was nice while it lasted? My erection. But, no worries, there will be others.

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What singer has a voice that you find very friendly and relaxing? Ringo Starr has a very friendly voice!

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One day people will live forever? Your thoughts on this. "I'm prepared for death because I don't believe in it. I think it's just getting out of one car and getting into another." John Lennon

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Why do people carry guns? "Happiness is a warm gun." The Beatles

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Ladies: would you feel comfortable saying your bra size to someone who asked? why or why not? You will never have to ask someone their bra or cock size again! I have invented a device where you aim it at your target, and it will tell you their exact breast or cock size!

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What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate, cookies and cream, mango, blueberry...mmmm so many great kinds. Now, I want some. Definitely going to have some after dinner;) You got me in the mood! *wink, wink*

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White guys:Would you date a black girl Hell yes! Ebony women are so sexy and have amazing personalities!

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What is constant in this changing world? The desire for sex.

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Do you like regular Oreo's, double stuff or those Oreo 'cakesters' -? I am a regular guy!

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Whom do you prefer, Spock or Data? Why? I love each of those characters for what they, are in relation to their series. If I was forced to pick one character over the other, I would probably have to go with Spock.

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What type of shoes does a witch wear? Any type of shoes. We are people like everyone else.

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Have you prayed for someone who is physically ill and you have not met them? Yes, I am currently praying for my dad's girlfriend's, daughters friend. The girl was in a really depressed state and tried to kill herself by drinking a bottle of draino/automatic plumber. The girl survived, but it completely destroyed her esophagus. At first they thought they were going to have to perform a Gastrectomy, but luckily they didn't have to. For some reason when she first...

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What does it take to be a witch? Faith in the power of whatever ritual is being carried out. That is the main ingredient. Oh, and faith in oneself and God/Goddess.

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Hypothetical question. If you could create your own religion, what would you have as essential and what would you omit? The number one thing I would have is, love and tolerance for people of other belief systems. All forms of hate and closed mindedness would be omitted.

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So is yogart bad for your teeth? While yogurt does have calcium which is good for your teeth, it also has sugar in it and causes plaque to build up. It is good for your teeth if you brush right after eating it, and bad for your teeth if you don't. Most people don't brush their teeth right after eating yogurt so I voted for it as being bad for ones teeth! It's all a matter of balance.

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What are the symptoms of vitamin b12 deficiency? Symptoms and pathomorphology Vitamin B12 deficiency has the following pathomorphology and symptoms:[1] Pathomorphology: A spongiform state of neural tissue along with edema of fibers and deficiency of tissue. The myelin decays, along with axial fiber. In later phases, fibric sclerosis of nervous tissues occurs. Those changes apply to dorsal parts of the spinal cord and to pyramidal tracts in...

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I am 13 nearly 14 a girl way 126 pounds am i fat You are perfectly fine! Don't buy into what the media says about girls having to be skinny to be sexy. That's 100% bullshit.

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What is it called when you think everyone is out to get you? Shit out of luck and jolly well fucked!

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What are some good family PC games that you can buy that does not require using the internet? Frogger! I miss you munchkin! Write me sometime! xoxox.

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You know you're living in the year 3000 when? lol.

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You know you're living in the year 3000 when? When youtube, twitter, and facebook have come together to form, youtwitface.

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What's the most unique thing our species could offer an alien species? Music!

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How should someone discuss sexual exploration with their partner? With open mindedness and much sensitivity.

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As wild as a______________? Wild as my kisses for you! This is Munchkin right??? If it is I miss you!!!

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What's another way of saying, constipated? Jammed!

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What do you imagine God to be? Have you seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Good idea oh Lord! "OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA!"

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What's another way of saying, constipated? Bummed Up!

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Do you believe the world will end on December 21, 2012? Yes! In the words of Monty Python, "RUN AWAY!"

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How come girls kick boys nuts. it hurts so badly!? because it gives them a feeling of power!

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What was the best super bowl you ever seen? The one in Ace Ventura! Laces out!

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Can married Christian couples do whatever they want sexually? Yes, they can. As long as it's only with each other.

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If I went to a mosque in Calgary would they give me a free Koran? Yes they would! I am not a Muslim, but I have many friends that practice Islam. They are very very kind people and will hook you up with a Koran if you are seriously interested! Good question. 5+

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Is it typical that the guy in a relationship initiates the physical intimacy? I would have to say yes. However, if a girl is really into you she may be the one to turn things up a notch. Normally though, it is us men that have to do it. Women love to be seduced!

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Men, do you carry your wallet in your left or right back pocket? Mine goes in my front right pocket!

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Do you drink V-8 Juice or plain Tomato Juice? V-8 Juice! VROOOOOM!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Pick a way to die: falling into a boiler full of sap, chainsaw slowly worked into your stomach, choking on a fork or raped to death by King Kong? I'll take the chainsaw death.

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What would life be like if, people busted out into group songs like in Disney movies? I've got a golden ticket...

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Ladies, you have two men to pick from for marriage: Gilligan or Mr. Bean. You pick? lol.

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Anybody want a big and juicy sausage? Reach down my pants!

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Would you turn to the dark side of The Force? I think I would join the dark side. I would embrace "a larger view, not the dogmatic narrow view of the Jedi."

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Ladies - have you ever tried to color your hair, or had a friend do it, and had it come out heinous-looking? I am not a woman, but I have seen a lot of women with hair jobs that have clearly gone bad. I prefer natural. Highlights can look cute though.

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Which movie has the ultimate happy ending? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

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Which movie has the ultimate happy ending? Star Wars Episode 6: Return of the Jedi.

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99 bottles of_______on the wall? :)

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Is it possible for a fly to be ur spirit guide? Sure, a fly can be your spirit guide. However, I wouldn't recommend it. Look what happened to Seth Brundle.

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Ladies, which ex have you never totally gotten over and if so what about them has kept you attracted? More answers are welcome.

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Will you get a swine flu vaccination, once they become available? um, no! Why would I want to pump mercury and all sorts of other toxic shit into my body?

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You are handed a grenade! Now what are you going to do? eat it. hope you are well, munchkin. ooxoxox

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What does the name "Jody" mean? Who the fuck is down rating everything of mine? Grow up, you are obviously a child.

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How does a tarantula help our community Not sure about the community, but it will help me. It will scare many ladies into my arms and under the covers with me!

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What does the name "Jody" mean? Why the fuck was this down rated?

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What are 100 solid proofs of evolution? More answers are welcome!

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Where do the worst drivers live? The province of Quebec in Canada.

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Why racism occurs (2009-10-25) Cause people are fucking dumb!

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What would you do if you were in the stall and a guy stuck his dong through the glory hole? Answer if you are for it or against it. lol.

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Why do many women in the workforce hate on each other? For the same reason men do, competition.

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Could a 17 year age difference in a s/o ever work out? It can work out!!!

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What would you do if you were in the stall and a guy stuck his dong through the glory hole? Answer if you are for it or against it. hehehe

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What would you do if you were in the stall and a guy stuck his dong through the glory hole? Answer if you are for it or against it. More answers are welcome.

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Free as________________? the elite bankers who enslave the rest of us.

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Dead as a_____________? impotent weenor.

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I've always believed in Jesus, but lately I've been feeling that there's really no excuse for a God creating suffering, no matter what it's purpose! It's useless. I truly almighty God could create a world free of it yet still give us free will. Agree? Some people argue that God doesn't cause it, but rather allows it. But, isn't allowing part of causing? If I see something bad happening to a person and have the power to stop it, but instead stand there letting it happen, aren't I just as guilty?

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I've always believed in Jesus, but lately I've been feeling that there's really no excuse for a God creating suffering, no matter what it's purpose! It's useless. I truly almighty God could create a world free of it yet still give us free will. Agree? Interesting answers so far. More are welcome!

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I am truly thinking of saying goodbye to this world. What stopped you? If I could end it right now I would. The only thing that is stopping me is that I know I would probably somehow survive. If I had fail proof method I'd do it right now!

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When was god born? 2 years before Moses.

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Do you like looking for patterns in clouds? I don't go looking for them, I just see them. It's natural for me.

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Girl says: Your penis is small. Boy says: Yah, well you have a pussy like a_________? Some shit for brains down rated this. It's called having a sense of humor fuckers!

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Would you marry for money? Only if she is really rich, really hot and our marriage runs on sex!

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Do you urinate in the shower? (Yes, this is a serious question, as I've had men tell me that they do.) Yes, yes I do!

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Can you take a shower in three minutes? I can but that is really pushing it considering I am a person that takes long showers!

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Isn't it past my bedtime? Nope. Let's cuddle, kiss and see what happens from there.

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Girl says: Your penis is small. Boy says: Yah, well you have a pussy like a_________? lol

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Would you choose prison or home imprisonment with your partner? Home Imprisonment with s/o. Can always pass the time with hot sex!

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Whats your favorite "old time" gospel tune? I'm Going Home by Hank Williams. And yes, I am talking about Hank Williams Senior!! Whenever I just say Hank Williams people always assume I mean Hank Williams JR. I have no idea why! Hank Williams JR doesn't even compare to his father!

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You want what? What we all want more than anything else, unconditional love and really rough sex.

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If you were at the Answerbag vending machine, what would you chose? How about a Tootsie Roll and chocolate milk. I haven't had a Tootsie Roll in a long while and they are really good. Great question. 5+

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Do you prefer when girls wear yoga pants or jeans? Depends on the style of yoga pants or jeans. Both can look hot in their own way. If I had to choose one I'd probably say yoga pants.

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Are you more comfortable with males or females in your personal space? Females! I love women!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Largest age gap you've ever seen in a relationship? All answers are welcome!

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Has your birthday already passed this year (2009)? My birthday passed in March. That will come soon enough.

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Do you pay for music online? No, I use programs that download it for free, or I go out and buy the album.

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When a stranger smiles at you do you smile back? If it's man, I smile back out of friendliness. If it's a woman I really smile back and continue to flirt.

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Do you have an infectious laugh? No, though I wish I sounded like Elmer Fudd.

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Would you like skydiving with the car? I'd try it! It looks fun and I like taking life threatening risks.

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What activities engage all of our senses? Sex.

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Have you ever taken in a stray animal? A stray cat and guinea pigs. Both became pets.

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Should there be more wars? Umm, watch this world war 1 video and you tell me.

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What defence do we have against Iranian missiles? Whores with STD's and massive tits.

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I think I am pregnant, if I pray to Jesus, will he be able to tell me who is the Father? I think a paternity test might work a little bit better.

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Corn dogs, chilli dogs or regular hot dog on a bun? Depends on my mood, but corn dogs are good! Or better known as Pogos.

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Why don't you stay? The wife needs a good fucking!

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Would you consider someone a quitter for getting a divorce? Depends on the situation. I do think people give up too easy these days. We live in a world where we get everything almost instantly, and people don't want to work at things anymore. The second a relationship goes bad, they are on the computer looking for someone new.

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What shouldn't you do on a golf course? Shout, "jackass" whenever your opponent tries to hit the ball!

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Where would you most like to go with your partner? bed.

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How much of the daily newspaper do you read: all of it/most of it/some of it/a little of it/none of it? I don't generally buy papers anymore. I just check the news online and read what is of interest or what is important.

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What has happened to spelling? Huked un fonix wurked fur mee.

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♪♫"She's so fine there's no tellin' where the money went.."♪♫ (Rob't Palmer) Ever been that 'lucky'? ;-) No woman has ever been able to rob me, and no woman ever will be able to.

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Elevator or stairs? How many floors, and am I going uphill or down? lol.

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Do bears eat porridge? They would eat it if I made it. Especially after I put some honey in it along with a few other special surprises.

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Balance the scales: Cheese/Prune Juice, Hard/Impotent, Obama/? YAHUSHUA(or better known by His english mistranslation, Jesus)

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Who likes cheese I love cheese. I love working with as a chef. I love food that has cheese in it and I like it by itself as a snack. If you eat as much cheese as I do, you'd be forced to keep some prune juice on hand to balance the scales.

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Pick a way to die: Sucked out of an airplane, electrocution, experimentation in alien lab, stung by a sworm of giant asian hornets, going over Niagra Falls? I have repeated dreams of dying by waterfall, so I take it I've already died that way in a past life. I think I would pick the alien lab death, or sucked out of an airplane.

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What kind of conversation would a rich kid and a punk rocker have? I am not sure, but they would both be acting like snobby know-it-alls.

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Which word sounds sexiest: Women, Ladies, or Girls? Hmmm, this is a tough one. I asked the question, but am not sure if I can answer it. I guess that is the point though, eh? lol.

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Why is Russia the best country ever? Russia has damn hot women! The language is also very cool, and it has some amazing countryside and cities to see over there.

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Why is Russia the best country ever? DAMN HOT WOMEN AND GREAT VODKA!!!!!

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What does James Bond most like to do? Women.

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Should I get my cat high? He's barely evolved to the point of being able to lick his own genitals, leave him alone!

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Is it a good idea to wear soiled panties on a first date? Maybe if the guy has a bowel movement fetish.

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What size do you consider big in shoes? Anything above size 12.

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If Hitler had succeded in history, what was his plan for the future of Germany if such plan did exist in the mind of Adolf Hitler? Hitler's plan wasn't just for Germany, it was for the whole world. He was all about eugenics. Anyone with disabilities, or who he seen as inferior in anyway was to be killed off. This would still be going on now if he had succeeded in taking over the world.

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What's a good easy diet? Grass and hay. MOO, MOO, MOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you ever placed a great deal of faith in faith itself (of whatever stripe) and have been very disappointed? True faith always births results. However, you have to have faith in something real aka God and yourself.

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Are you addicted to AB? I am very hooked! Love AB and all the people on it!!

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Are you thinking about what to buy people for Christmas already? I have been getting some ideas. I tend to spoil those around me.

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How nice is your father? A very very kind man. We are very close.

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What's the deal with Carrot-Top? Seriously, does anyone know? I haven't heard from that guy in ages. Not sure what is going down with him. Last time I saw him he was ripped. Didn't suit him at all.

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Are French girls sluts? or is there any good french girls available up there? There are sluts in every culture.

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Do you give your pets middle names? Um, no lol. That's kind of goofy.

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What are 3 things in life that you are VERY interested in? Women, Music, and Food.

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Is this a good start for a vinyl record collection? Very good start!!!!

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What part/parts of your anatomy could you NOT live without? Well there is one obvious answer for every one of us men out there: My penis!!!! Aside from that, I would have to say my eyes and ears.

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Do you have a picture of yourself on your AB profile? Yes! I am literally music itself!

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What do u hate to love? for me its chocolate- goes rite to my hips... Cigarettes.

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Should you make your guests take their shoes off? Sometimes. It depends where they have come from and what the condition of their shoes are.

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How frequent do you visit YouTube? At least once a day.

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How nice is your mom? That's a loaded question for me. Nice in a sense, but we're not that close. There's a major communication gap between us, and sometimes talking to her can be like talking to the moon.

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If you stayed on AB for the next 6 years, what level do you think you would be on? Probably the level called, Extraterrestrial God. Great question!!!!!!!! 5+

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Is there a star that you wonder where they dissapeared to? Henry Thomas(Eliot from E.T.) There is a good show called, "Whatever Happened To..." , that tells viewers what has happened to stars that have dropped off the map! Good question 5+

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Have you ever felt deja vu from a smell? I used to all the time as a kid. Mostly from foods. Guess I was doing cooking in past lives as well. Excellent question, really makes you think. Sorry I can only give you 5+ points.

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Best quote from a song? "All you need is love." John Lennon "It's better to burn out, than to fade away." Neil Young, My My Hey Hey. "The times they are a changing." Bob Dylan

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What is the best way to tell her that I love her? She is slow to advances and can get jitters when confronted. Based on the way your question was worded it doesn't sound like she is ready to hear that from you yet, and she probably doesn't feel the same. Showing your feelings to a girl to soon can be the worst mistake ever!! There's nothing worse than saying I love you and not getting it back. Hold off for a little while longer. CAn you say without a doubt in your mind that you know...

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Do you like pumpkin pie with whip cream? I LOVE IT!!!! Pumpkin pie with whipped cream is my favorite kind of pie, except for really good blueberry pie.

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What's the largest pancake you've ever made? About the size of the one in the movie Uncle Buck!

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Which bird makes the best songbird? This bird(AMAZING FOOTAGE, can mimic anything it hears):

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Do you read a lot of books? I buy and read a few new books every week.

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Baby _____________? Baby baby trust me, you just disgust me, your hair's a mess and your makeup's crusty!

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Do you generally go to bed before or after midnight? Usually after. I am a night person.

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Do you think if you made a porn video, people would actually pay to watch it? I know lots of girls who would pay to see me in porn lol. However, I am not really in the position to move to L.A.

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What makes a good spanker? A ping pong paddle.

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Would u cheat if ur s/o would never find out? Nope I wouldn't. Well, I claim I wouldn't... but saying and doing are two different things. Many people who have sworn they never would end up cheating, have cheated. Whether or not you do it depends on your level of maturity and the amount of self-discipline your are able to exercise.

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Sad ___________________? without munchkin.

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Do you hoard pennies? Ask people to give you their collections of pennies that they no longer want. Then put them all in an empty swimming pool.

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Candy __________? pants.

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Have you cleaned out your friends list lately or do you keep it the same? On here my friends list is just fine. On msn, that's a different story!

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Do you remember getting up early to watch Saturday morning cartoons? I sure do. It seems oh so long ago.

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When was the last time you polished your shoes? It's been a few years now. I have a cute little slave that does it for me when she's on her leash.

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When was the last time you ate vegetables? Not in a few days. I need some for sure.

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How can a non living thing can turn into a living thing? THE CHUCKY CHANT: Ade due damballa. Give me the power I beg of you. Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette. Endonline pour de boisette damballa! Secoise entienne mais pois de morte. Endonline pour de boisette damballa! Endonline pour de boisette damballa! Endonline pour de boisette damballa! Endonline pour de boisette damballa!

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What drink do you have with your meals? depends what I am eating, but usually milk or water.

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Around how many times have you seen an airbag deploy, either in real life or in a video (e.g. TV, on the computer)? For real, never. On video, probably about 25 to 45 times.

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AB user is a friend the one who is there to .........? (Fill blank) Give advice and tickle your funny bone!

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Would you like a slice of banana cake? I would love some. May I have some milk with that as well and some chocolate syrup?

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Have you ever burped so loud that everyone in the place heard you and you felt so embarrassed? I did that often as a kid. Now I only do it around people I know pretty well.

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What was the last sweet treat you ate? Milk chocolate!

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Do you usually make pancakes from scratch or buy frozen ones? I start from the ground up!

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Do you check your horoscope? Every once and a while.

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What sad song makes you feel better when you are feeling low? Anything by Hank Williams Senior.

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Pull up your________and take off your________? skirt and take off your panties.

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What is God's True name? Name of God the Father: YAHUWAH Name of God the Son: YAHUSHUA(which means YAHUWAH is salvation). All my research has led me to believe these are the original names of God the Father and God the Son. Jesus, yahweh, jehovah, yeshua, yahshua ect are all clearly mistranslations. However, it's the intent of a persons heart that's important, rather than the name. Good question. 5+

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What is more harmful for health coke or beer? Coke. Takes 32 8oz glasses of water to cleanse the body from one can of coke.

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Is it ever a good idea to have an ex and your current girlfriend around each other? Probably not. Girls make up stuff to create drama and to give themselves that feeling of surprise which they so crave.

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When you lose your focus, how do you get it back? Online.

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Girl says: Your penis is small. Boy says: Yah, well you have a pussy like a_________? wizard's sleeve.

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Does anybody get a strong craving for milk after eating chocolate? How come? I sure do want milk after eating chocolate. It just goes good with it!

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Spiritually speaking- What would you like to teach others here? The most important thing there is that sums up all spiritual teachings: Unconditional Love!

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What's wrong with America? Judges are not using the Bible to decide judicial cases! A jury that did got in trouble! Who cares whether or not they use the Bible in court. If people are going to lie they are going to lie, Bible or no Bible. "What if they had you an upside down, backwards, Chinese, braille bible with half the pages missing, would that count?" George Carlin

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Whats your favourite meal to eat in winter, to keep away that chill? A woman's hot body!

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99 bottles of_______on the wall? breast milk

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You are in a tree with a sniper rifle and see Winnie the Pooh in friends walk by. You target? I'd all give them wounds that would fuck up their personalities that play such a huge role in the show.

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When was the last time you used a pair of tweezers? This morning to jerk off!

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What would you say your biggest character flaw is? Overconfident.

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Do you believe that the world is going to end in 2012? :p No, I don't think it will come to an end. However, I think the date does hold some very important significance. If Terence Mckenna thought it did, that is good enough for me. That man was a genius!!!!!!!!!!!

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I need to know what country the element potassium was founded in It was discovered in England.

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Who can tell me a good joke? I need a laugh, bit fed up today A nurse pulled down a guys pants to examine his penis and began laughing at how small it was. She then apologized and swore on her oath as a nurse she would not laugh anymore. The nurse then asked what the problem was, and the guy said, "it's swollen!"

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Is it embarrassing to like a friend romantically? Only if you find out they don't like you back!

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Can epilepsy kill Yes, it most certainly can!

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What school did you graduate from? Patrick Fogarty Secondary School then Liaison College of Culinary Arts.

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Who here besides me thinks piglets are adorable!! They so are. Piglet never looked cuter then when He was curled up in the corner after having been raped by Tigger.

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When is the wrong time to kiss :) While eating that really stink cheese.

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What would be a bad choice of song for a girl hum while giving a BJ? Short Dick Man by 20 Fingers.

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What is the fastest car ever made that u think That rocket powered one they test out in the middle of nowhere!

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What are the 3 attributes that would best describe you. Confident, Comical, and Horny.

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How close are you and your exes? I only stay friends with the ones where, there might be a chance of us getting back together.

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What song are you humming most often? Recently, Lonesome Whistle by Hank Williams.

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When was the last time you had a juice box? It's either been a few weeks or a few years. I don't remember lol.

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The "Am I Pregnant" questions have levelled off into the inevitable next phase, "I am Pregnant and", are you looking forward to this next generation of questions? Yes, it should be very interesting and comical.

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You meet someone you really like but then you go to their house and it is extremely filthy and disgusting. Is that a red flag, an automatic deal breaker or do you ignore it? (I was watching "how clean is your house"..how do people live in such filth?!) I would keep seeing them, but I certainly would not move in with them!

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What do one can do to avoid sleep for 3 nights & 4 days? Stay up all night looking at porn.

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Is it against the law to wear a thong to a cathedral? Find me a church where the girls come in thongs and I will be there for sure!

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Why do banks give lollipops? It's a symbolic way of saying, we are going to rip you off and you are going to suck our dicks.

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In what room of your house did you last move the furniture around? bedroom. hehe;)

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Will your cat allow you to clip his/her claws? Or do you end up with a scratch across the face for trying? Depends on the cat. Some are willing and some are psychos.

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What kinds of things do you remember your mom/dad doing to save money? Nothing really. They weren't very good money handlers.

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Where can I find Sean Connery? (humorous answers) In Berlin during the 1940's with Harrison looking for the diary.

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Have you ever caught someone going through your garbage? I caught George Costanza eating an already eaten doughnut out of the trash.

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What is the difference between trash, garbage, and rubbish? Trash - The Federal Reserve Garbage - Obama Rubbish - The people who think a president or politician will actually make a change.

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Why do baking recipes (like cakes or banana bread) that use vanilla extract usually tell you to stir it in last? It has to do with how all the ingredients come together to form the flavor.

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Is green energy worth it? Anything that helps out nature is worth it!!

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Who has the most famous mustache? My ex-girlfriends pussy.

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Do you have a facebook account? Yes I do. I am thinking of shutting it down!

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Heart_____________? shattered.

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How do you make yourself throw up without using your finger? check out rotten.com

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What's your favorite Johnny Cash song? Hurt.

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CAN I MOVE OUT WIT NO PROBLEM WEN I TURN 18? You should be able to move out now with no problems. Unless there is some law in your town that I am not aware of lol.

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How many answers are there in the answerbag? 1 big one!!

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Did you think Titanic [the movie] was overrated? It was a very good movie, i just hate how it became such a hollywood thing. I saw a t.v. version of Titanic years ago, and while the effects weren't nearly as good, it felt a lot more real and in touch with the reality of what happened.

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What is considered a "finger food"? Pussy for me, and penis for the ladies. j/k lol.

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Do you belive in the great pumkin? I am the great pumpkin ya fuckers!;)

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Is your best friend a boy or a girl? A guy. I don't generally take girls as friends unless there is a chance of us becoming more.

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Have you realized yet that nobody really cares to read your tweets? I have no desire to join twitter. I already regret joining facebook a few years back.

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Isn´t the nobelprize for obama the greatest joke´s those guys ever made? Yes it is! It's comical and sad at the same time. No person in the US government deserves any sort of reward.

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Are you giving praise and thanks to Barack Obama right now? lol, that was a joke right?

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A drunk driver almost kills your child but leaves them permanently disabled. They ask you in a letter to forgive them. Do you? I would forgive them, but it wouldn't be easy and I would certainly need the help of YAHUSHUA!

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Are you getting the new H1N1 vaccine? Why or Why not? Hell no. Why would I want to pump mercury, and all sorts of other toxic crap into me? Do your own research, and don't just go on what doctors tell you. Remember, doctors have to go by what the medical profession says is right. If they go against it, they risk losing their license as a physician. Here is a good starting point for research on vaccines: ...

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What's a good song for an ice cream truck to play as it drives around? Pop Goes the Weasel

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Is it true that the heart stops during an orgasm? Not true. It increases your heart rate.

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Can you draw pictures well or are you lucky enough to make a stick figure? I am lucky enough to make stick people. I am shocked I can't draw as I am a very arts oriented person.

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How good of a cook are you? I am pretty damn good, but I could be better. I set the standards high for myself.

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Do your feet smell good? They smell pretty clean, but they will smell even better tomorrow morning after I shower!

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What would happen if you took a monkey into a bar? He'd be climbing the stools, and probably smoking cigarettes.

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What would you think of a man who would leave his partner when she was seriously ill? If your partner suddenly falls ill and it's because of a situation they can't help, yes you should stick by them. However, if your partner has a weight problem, smoking addiction, or some other issue and they refuse to deal with it, and eventually it causes them to fall ill, then I think it's unfair of them to expect you to have to deal with their illness when they brought it...

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On a date....what is your list of deal breakers? different value sytems, or lack of physical attraction.

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What are the 3 main things that factor into you having chemistry with someone Similar values/beliefs, physical attraction/sexual compatibility, and similar senses of humor.

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Do you like the pumpkins on my front porch? LMAO. See pic LOL. Good picture. I so can relate lol.

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If I told you that I loved you what would you say back to me? "I know." Han Solo

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Are Lord and God Names? No they are titles. The Jewish people won't use the name of God because they fear it being used in vain. Thus, they often call God HaShem which means, The Name. In the scriptures, God's name which is YAHUWAH was replaced with LORD.

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When a girl says they want a sensitive guy why don't they ever really mean it? They do mean it. We men just interpret it in the wrong fashion.

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Do self-absorbed people bother you? It sort of bothers me, but not really. They just won't be number one on my friends list.

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Which, black or white? White panties or thong on a big black bubble butt!

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Do you like peanuts? Honey roasted peanuts are really good to!

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Do you like peanuts? I love peanuts and peanut butter!

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I was recently diagnoced with a gastric ulcer can i eat icecream? You can eat ice cream. Just not tons of it. You will know what you should and shouldn't eat by the way it makes your stomach feel.

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If you continued to grow at the same rate , since age 1. What size would you be now? This is interesting:

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Would you feed a stranger comes to your door step? I would feed them until they were full. First of all, I am a chef so I love feeding people. Secondly, I love being kind to others. Thirdly, I have received a lot of kindness from others in my life, so I love to give back.

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If you continued to grow at the same rate , since age 1. What size would you be now? I'd probably be around 8 feet six inches.

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Does the eyes of the person tells the story of the person background? To a point. We can never truly know a person until we've lived every single moment that they have.

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How close is the nearest hospital to you? 8 min drive by car. 4 mins by ambulance.

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What country was the element potassium found in? "Potassium metal was discovered in 1807 in England by Sir Humphry Davy, who derived it from caustic potash (KOH), by the use of electrolysis of the molten salt with the newly discovered voltaic pile." Wikipedia

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What's your favorite name for a person of the opposite sex? Sarah.

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What's your favorite name for a person of the opposite sex? hahaha, this is funny:

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What's a good song for an ice cream truck to play as it drives around? I've Got a Golden Ticket.

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How far away is the nearest airport to where you live? About an 1 hour and 15 mins.

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Can you buy a tommy gun in F.l.a if you are recently divorced Yes you can. After you ask for the gun and ammo, don't forget to ask if they have any ski masks.

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Is it love when someone blames u for whats happening in there life? No. It's immature and silly for someone to never want to take personal responsibility for their life. Though sometimes blame is justified. However, it's certainly not loving.

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The girl with the blonde hair's name is ______. And the burnette is ______. And the red hair is ______. What names? The girl with the blonde hair's name is Sarah. And the burnette is Melanie. And the red hair is Anne-Marie.

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I am 21, and still in high school, does that make me dumb? No. I dropped out of high school when I was 17 and eventually went back and got it done. I graduated when I was 20 almost 21. There are many young people in this boat. Nothing to be ashamed of.

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What kind of sense of humor does God have? He gave men their sexual peek in their 20's and women there's in their 40's lol. He gave mankind the ability to pass gas. He made weed.

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Just reached level 21 on AB. How do I celebrate? Crack open some beers and pass them out mate!

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Who is the hottest answerbag user? No matter what you look like, there will always be people who find you attractive and ugly. You are neither and both at the same time.

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Is your glass 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? My philosophy is that the universe runs on balance. I tend to see both sides of things fairly unbiasedly.

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If a person only has sex with one partner in his/her lifetime, are they qualified to say what good sex is? Hmmm, I would have to say yes. Even though a couple may not of had any other partners they are still able to compare their present sex life with their past sex life. Thus, if improvements have been made and the sex is better than it was, they have a sense of good sex from bad sex. Also, I don't think anyone is ever really bad at it. If you are with someone and they don't give you...

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WHAT DOES DEUTERONOMY 10.12 MEAN? It means we are to put YAHUWAH first in our lives and to understand that He is in absolute control. We must put our faith in Him completely. Good question. 5+ May YAHUWAH bless you, keep you, and make His face shine on you.

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I turned 25 recently and my sexual appetite has decreased suddenly. Do I suffer from erectile dysfunction now or is this normal? Do you smoke, or have any really unhealthy habits? If so, this could be a cause, especially if you have had such a bad habit since your teen years. Try some weight lifting. Moderate to heavy weight, every other day, as many sets as you can manage. This will boost your sex drive by leaps and bounds!

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What's an attractive personality? I think every person has a wonderful personality. The people who are nasty, cold, meanhearted are simply hurting deep and need forgiveness, compassion and love from those around them.

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What do you think about people who talk your ear off but never pay attention to anything you say? Boot to the head!

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How technology has effected our lives The chip has changed our world. I am all in favor of technology that helps us to advance as a species. However, I wish people would spend more time in nature and get back in touch with their archaic self, and not so in deep with all the fake material items that engulf our lives. Technology is wonderful in the sense that is bringing new hope to those with serious health problems. Good...

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Have you ever followed someones advise on AB, and it totally changes your life around for the best? Hey Husky Love, That is so cool that you are living in Russia! I am learning the language and really desire to visit there, and maybe live there for a while if I like it. I am looking for online friends who know russian and can help me learn the language. I look forward to hearing back from you.

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My back is killing me! Would you be so kind as to give me a nice massage? I'll spank your butt with one hand and rub your back with the other. Wish I had 2 more hands so I could do more. My back hurts to.

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What do you think hurts worse: a women giving birth to a child? or a guy getting kicked in the "jewls"? I'd say a woman giving birth! Though men do have lower tolerance for pain when compared to women so, if the kick is hard enough it might sort of compared.

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Is it legal to grow marijuana in Ontario, Canada? How do you grow it? No, it is not legal. However, go ahead and grow it. The cops only care if you are growing a large amount and dealing it. if you want a plant or two, enjoy yourself!

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What do you think is the average IQ among people who type in all caps? Actually probably very high. They usually have something important to tell us, but we're so focused on our fake shit(clothes, ipods, facebook pics, ect) that they have to shout to get a brief glimpse of our attention. Putting fluoride in the water is working. The people are becoming very docile!

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Are there any zombie comedies? I am one for sure!

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Home Chefs: Which do you use more often: Family recipes handed down, recipes from Cookbooks, recipes from Websites such as the Food Channel, or recipes you invent yourself? I love to do all of these things. However, I am an artist by nature so I love inventing new dishes more than anything else! Good question. 5+

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Can someone please tell me if you want torque or horsepower when you are in the snow? You want both. The 2 go hand in hand!

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If a slice of paradise went on sale, would you buy it? Absolutely i would by it. However, I must ask...what's the price?

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What is your gut reaction to the image in the attached link? Freaky thing is, that there is more truth to this than people realize! The USA is literally turning into another Nazi Germany. Most people are now either to docile to care or they have just not informed themselves. They are borderline retarted from all the fluoride they have been ingesting. Ignorance may be bliss, but sooner or later you will be bitch slapped back into reality.

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Admit it, some users are clearly getting points based on who they are, rather than on the quality of their questions. I mean some users are on top every single week! Meanwhile, this site is loaded with bright people. Agree or disagree? If a user is getting over 5500 points on a weekly basis, it's clear they're getting points based on who they are rather than question quality. Unless of course they have no life and spend all day every day on answerbag lol. Anyways, I've checked out some of the questions and answers by some of our top award winning users, and while they are good...they are not so spectacular...

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AB seems barely alive. Where is everyone today? Everyone is dead!

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What cereal do YOU think is better than Captain Crunch? Golden Grahams. I miss those things! Why the hell did they cancel them?

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I say spoon,. You say,_________________? soup!

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♥ Can you guess my age?♥ 23

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Ladies, you have two men to pick from for marriage: Gilligan or Mr. Bean. You pick? lmao!

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What do u think of male nurses It's a profession like any other. It's time to kill the stereotype that it's a woman's job.

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How do I treat tension headaches? I am sure others may have more mainstream answers, but I'd like to share with you something called EFT. Emotional Freedom Technique! By tapping on energy centers on the body it helps to release energy blocks. Tap the following points: Top of the head. Between the eyes(eyebrows) Sides of your head(temples) Under your eyes. Under your nose. Under your lower lip. Under your left...

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Where did the word horny come from and how did it come to be associated with being in the mood for sex? lol, good question.

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A lawn fart flies out a window and hits you in the head. You,_______________? I meant lawn dart lol. I was too tired to proof read last night.

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Admit it, some users are clearly getting points based on who they are, rather than on the quality of their questions. I mean some users are on top every single week! Meanwhile, this site is loaded with bright people. Agree or disagree? True.

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What words should not be used in a subliminal message your penis is shrinking... your vagina is growing teeth... rape the person next to you... shave your balls with no shaving cream...

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Do you know any good songs to play in drop d? (other then almb of god songs) Lateralus by Tool The Wizard by Uriah Heep

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I try to ignore every single crush that I had all my life, Is this a bad thing? First of all, why did you do it? What was your intent? Tell me this, and I will be able to tell you whether it was a good or a bad thing! How many crushes are we talking about?

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Biggest irony in the universe is_______________? Women look like delicate flowers, yet are built to take a hard pounding from behind and give birth 9 months later!

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Dont you just HATE people who dont care about animals? It is very discontenting that is for sure. However, hate, never accomplishes anything. Hate only breeds more hate, and it spreads to every conscious being in the universe! "All you need is love." John Lennon

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What is the most corrosive substance know to man? Marriage!

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Do you feel sexier in a commited relationship or when your single? It depends which situation is providing me with the most compliments. Though, I usually always feel like a confident, sexy guy around the ladies. I decide who and what I am, not other people! Good question. 5+

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What are some good love songs to sing to a boyfriend? My Guy by Mary Wells.

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How did pee, and poop get refered to as #1, and #2? Now here's a question that's been plaguing men for centuries!

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What drinks do they serve in hell? Fly spit. Remember the movie the Fly and what happened to that dudes hand and foot? Drink up!

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What is the best way to subdue the Ego? Go live in the wilderness with the shamans and forget all the fake material shit that our society so proudly runs on.

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What is nothingness? Have you ever experienced it? I remember once I went in for surgery, and I remember being put to sleep and waking up. What went on in between was just a huge gap of nothingness. CAn't describe it because I was 100% unconscious.

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What's a good song for a mouth wash commercial? Take My Breath Away

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How do you feel about suicide ? mental illness or just a fast way out? I know what it's like to be suicidal. In some cases it's mental illness. However, in my case it was the result of having enduring emotional abuse for years on end. It wasn't mental illness, or wanting an easy way out. It was simply a cry for help.

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HAS ANYONE EVER GOT TWO OR MORE SPANKINGS IN ONE DAY. EXPLAIN. munchkin...oh munckin where are you hehehe lol.

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Are you as religious or a spiritual person? Both.

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Why do people fight in the name of God? cause people have the attitude, "my god has a bigger dick than your god". george carlin

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Can you name any character from any Shakespeare play? Romeo, Juliet, King Lear.

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Will you be cooking dinner tonight or going out and letting someone else cook? Some friends invited me over tonight, so I will be enjoying dinner with them. They are doing the cooking. For once I don't have to worry about it lol.

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What do you think you will do after you retire? Tie a million balloons to my bed and float around the world with my woman!

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Just what are you hiding behind your back? Take your hands off your hips, stop tapping your foot...and come over to me and see!

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I'm staaaaariving...i don't really want to spend a lot of time in the kitchen. what should i eat? As the old saying goes, "eat your socks".

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When you control the mail, you control____________? gossip.

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I' am now saying goodbye to all the good people I have met on A/B! Thanks for being kind and to those who have been mean the last couple of days I hope this makes you feel better! please stay...

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What language would you like to be able to speak (besides your own)? I can speak German and English. I am currently learning Russian and French. After that I am going to learn Hebrew. I love learning languages.

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When is time to throw your pillows away? When they are flat and are no longer perfectly white.

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Lately I feel ashamed of myself. I feel like crying all of the time. It has been going on for three days and I don't know why? Could someone maybe help me shed some light on this please? No abusive comments! Do you know what the source of your sadness is? If so, do you have the strength to face it? If you don't know what it is, go see your doctor and maybe they can help. Or talk t one of your best girlfriends. If you know what it is but can't deal with it alone, call some friends to your side. I also suggest getting out of the house with friends as much as you can. Go and do things...

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Big, Bad, and ______________________? making her squeal.

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On a scale of 1-10 how hard is it to learn to play the guitar. There is no set number. A lot depends on you. Every person is different and has their own talents. Some people try and learn but never can, while others seem to pick it up in no time flat and others work away at it and eventually get it! You can do anything if you put your mind to it, but not everyone has the same talents.

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I told you, QUACK! WHAT PART OF QUACK DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? QUACK, QUACK!!!

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The zombie apocalypse has started. What is in your survival kit? TP and water.

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Is oprah the antichrist? Not saying I believe this video, but it is certainly interesting!

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I am goin to smoke for the firest time this weekedn but my friend would not smoke with me if it was my first time so i told her i have done it before. how do i act when smoking and what do i do to make it seem like i have done it before? Are you talking about weed or regular smoking? If regular smoking, DON'T TOUCH IT!! You will very much regret it down the road if you become hooked. Trust me on this one!!!!

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What was the last news you got that made you feel as if a 1000 ton weight has been lifted off your shoulders ? (i don't have cancer,is mine, wheeeeeeee !!!! ) I am praying my weights are lifted soon. I have many pressing on me at this time. Jokes really help, and I am the king of that! Glad to hear you are well Icy!!!!!

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If I can actually grow up... and become an adult... I'd like to be a _____________. film director.

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Why are guys so perverted? Because it's fun to annoy you girls!

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Why do girls hold grudges for so long but a guy won't? Cause girls listen to what all their gabby little girlfriends have to say, and believe all their opinions with little or no critical thought. If a girls friends are bad mouthing a guy, it's almost certain that she will take on that very opinion of the man being discussed. I am not saying that this is true in all cases, but it certainly is in many. Good question. 4+

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Do you personally know a famous person and who? Drew Barrymore came into the last restaurant I worked for.

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Can the electromagnetic field from a laptop cause you harm if you are sitting with it for long periods of time? More answers are welcome!

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Is it wrong to get drunk if you're a christian? If so, why did Jesus turn water into wine? :) Getting drunk is a sin according to the Bible. We are called to be clear minded. The Holy Spirit dwells within truly, born again Christians. Thus we are a temple to the Most High, and we are supposed to treat that temple with respect in order to praise, honor and obey God. The Most High did not turn water into wine in order to get His people drunk. It was done as a miracle of love to the...

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You are sent away to a desert island and only allowed to take three things with you? What or who would you take? I'd take a huge variety of seeds, enough lumber to build a house, and you.

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Are there any answerbag members from Canada? I'm from Ontario, Canada.

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When were the World Wars first referred to as World Wars? I believe this first took place during world war 1. There had never been anything of it's type of magnitude before. The second video is one I put together. Good question mate! 4+

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Have you ever met any musicians who are interested in science and nature? I am a musician and am very interested in science and nature. Many of my musician friends are as well. Good question 4+

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Define your style? I dress sort of casual but at the same time sort of like the comedian/rock and roller type.

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Do animals know when you are trying to help them? Yes, I think they do. Sometimes they may not realize it at first, and act afraid. However, animals are much brighter than we think. Great question. 4+

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What are some good qualities you have? I am not a super nice guy that gets boring, but I am not an abuser either(unless you want me to be then Oh, I will be lol). *SPANK, SMACK, TUGGING OF THE HAIR, AND SO MUCH MORE LOL* I have a great sense of humor, and am always doing new things to keep life exciting. I am a chef by trade, and also play the guitar, harmonica, piano and sing. I am a really good catch. I am also pretty good looking.

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_____ is delicious! Munchkin

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Can smoking to much canbis cause bad side effects It can shrink the part of your brian that is in charge of short term memory. However, you have to smoke A LOT and I mean A LOT of pot for it to have this effect. Also, it is of course not great for your lungs. However, it is far less harmful than alcohol or regular smokes.

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Name a song that you can't resist dancing when it's playing? Any fast upbeat rock and roll song by Elvis Presley or Buddy Holly.

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Are you running on high or low? Running on high, overdrive. Feel a headache coming on though.

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What do you eat on Thanksgiving? I waited for someone else to answer this so I wouldn't be the first once again. However, since no other has, I will. I usually end up having ham as the relatives I go to see insist on having it. I'll have some turkey wit you next year. You like pumpkin pie?

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How women masturbate LOL...go to sex ed class and ask your teacherr. Or perhaps you could look up a few porn sites LOL?

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I need a REAL irritating way to p.o. someone I don't like.... Try singing the song that never ends over and over again. Look up annoying sounds on youtube, and when you find one that you like, master it and do it to your victim till they die. Best of luck to you lol.

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Which letter of the alphabet is the most sinister? I would have to say Q. Q is a bitch always dragging U along with it.

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Your last name is, Love. Thus, you name your kid________? Buddy

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Which Led Zepplin song is your favorite? stairway to Gilligan's Island! or Heartbreaker!

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Which Ketchup do you prefer? Heinz or Hunts? Heinz. Though if you put some on your lips it will turn into a Hunts for you!

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If you drink to much does it turn you into an assaholic? Yes it does, especially to someone like myself who is an assman! ;p

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Whats the best way to kill someone? Strangle them with a piano string!

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Do you wear sandals, flip flops or slippers at home? Normally socks and slippers. However, I need a new pair and my old ones are no longer wearable!

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What makes you go YES!!!!!? Once upon a time there was a goofball named munchkin who begged me to let her be my slave. I looked into her pretty eyes and said, YES!!!!!!!!!

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How do you stop loving someone you should not love? And how do you start loving someone you should love? That's hard because, attraction is not a choice. Prayer and faith is what I would suggest!

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What is the real identity of Jesus? His real name is YAHUSHUA! The name Jesus is mistranslation. I can't believe how long the church has used it so long! The Father's real name is YAHUWAH and His's son's name is YAHUSHUA! Great question. 4+

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This is one of the most powerful stories I have ever heard.Christians,how awesome is Jesus Christ?Will you praise His Holy Name?Thoughts? Praise YAHUSHUA, who died for our sins! Thank you Father YAHUWAH for revealing your true name and the true name of your son to those who are willing to receive it!!!! All praise is due to YAHUWAH and his only begotten son who saves us all from sin, YAHUSHUA! Great question. +4

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What first comes to mind beginning with the letter A? apple pie, amazing ass, apple bottom.

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Never trust ________(Fill the Blank) A woman who claims she will keep your secret, from her best girlfriend!

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Would you ever pose nude for an art class? Absolutely, yeehaw!

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Double__________________? bubble, yes even wit that gum I could never learn to blow a bubble:(

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___________ oil. (fill in the blank ?) Lubed her hot ass with

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So what exactly happened at band camp? I used the tuba mouth piece as a bowl on a bong!

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To whom do I owe the pleasure? To me, your lovely coach driver...PEDRO!

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Whats the best weapon in a food fight? My butcher knife!

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If you had truly loved me you would've________? bought me cheese curds!

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Old Navy has put out T-Shirts with slogans of drinking for teenagers. What are your thoughts on this? Do you think these T-Shirts should be banned? This is over the edge. I realize teens are going to drink anyways, but this sort of thing will not help. Just goes to show how greedy these companies are. They don't give a shit about the people, only their stupid money!

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Okay where's my money? In my wallet babe. What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine.

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?backwards talk ever you do ?there anyone is, Hello

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Hey! Get off of my _________________?(fill in the blanks?!) my cock and get on my face.

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How do you know that the light has gone out in the fridge? I used to live in a fridge. Yes, the light does go out when you close it!

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Who were the Non-fiction characters in The Last of the Mohicans? Hawkeye.

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If I lie on the ground with an erection on a sunny day, is it possible for me to get the time by becoming a human sun dial? lmao!

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What's your favorite kind of cheese? I love pretty much all cheese. I am craving some mozzarella cheese curds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go get me some my cute lil munchkin.

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What is your favorite Jethro Tull song? I love so many Jethro Tull songs, that I can't pick just one. Locomotive Breath is great, Aqualung, Reasons for Waiting, Fat Man...Beastie...and oh so many more! Great question! 4+

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Flat ____________________? surface to lay on, means man with erection become sundial and find out time.

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The only thing we have to fear is...............? The Greys.

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How to tell if a cop is interested in you She cuffs you, winks, and pull down your pants.

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Ways to put off fire rather than water. Sand, dirt...and nothing puts out a fire better than gasoline!

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What can a guy do in defence if a women (in particular his S/O) hits him or smaks him? Give her a swirly and stuff her in a big plastic bag and put her out with the trash.

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Do you desire to be a blessing to others? Why or why not? I pray daily that I become more like YAHUSHUA who died on the cross for all of mankind. I pray that Elohim the Father, who's name is YAHUWAH will use me as his instrument.

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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex? I've had better.

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What shorty story do you love? Ghost Train by Steven Spielberg.

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Obama Wins Nobel peace prize! What are your thoughts on this? It could've gone to people far more deserving.

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A girl knocked on my door last night selling clear. I got her email address and phone number for business. She is very nice and pretty. Should I email her and try to get to know her for awhile before asking her out or just ask her out? That sounds like a good idea mate. Flirt with her and see where it goes from there. Have fun mate!

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Ladies, which of these forms of revenge would you pick for a man: shrink his penis by 4 inches, shrink his height by 4 feet, or shrink his IQ by 40 points? lol!!

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A mega beautiful girl suddenly grabbed your arm ,That was cuz you........................(complete) Flirted with her from across, then went to walk by her as if I was going to say nothing. Playing hard to get worked lol.

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?backwards talk ever you do !needed answers more

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When was the last time you bought a doughnut? About 3 days ago.

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Do you believe prayer can change the world? Only if faith goes along with it.

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Do you have a lot to offer? Not to sound stuck up but yes I do. I am not a super nice guy that gets boring, but I am not an abuser either(unless you want me to be then Oh, I will be lol). *SPANK, SMACK, TUGGING OF THE HAIR, AND SO MUCH MORE LOL* I have a great sense of humor, and am always doing new things to keep life exciting. I am a chef by trade, and also play the guitar, harmonica, piano and sing. I am a really...

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Is there a baby boom going on? If so what caused it? Not sure if there is one going on or not. As for what causes them, really horny people like myself.

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Do you believe human consciousness lives on after death in some form, exhibited the Near Death Experiences? I believe there is something after death. However, it is possible that the things people see at death are merely hallucinations caused by the DMT chemical in the brain.

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What happens during a pre operation exam Not sure. Ask the Greys. They probably know.

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When being asked out by someone from the opposite sex (or same if thats your thing) how would you like to be asked? If a girl comes up to me, smiles, gives a casual introduction and is flirty that will go a very long way. Especially if I can sense that she has a very kind heart.

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Are veggie burgers unhealthy? (They taste like they should be.) They do taste odd. However, they are far healthier for you then regular meat burgers.

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What if i where to not come back one day? Call the army, hunt your ass down and drag you back here by your pants, upside down.

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What/who is your favorite monster? BrundleFly. MartinFly was pretty cool to.

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What always makes you happy when you think about it? Women jammed up in intense orgasm.

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Do you like to be cremated when you die? I am thinking about that. However, I think I want to be buried at sea. I want my coffin to bust open and my body to end up washing up on some snorkeler. I want to play one last prank on someone.

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I say, bend over. You say,_____________? no no, not that!

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I want my waffle NOW!!!! Oh, and could you get the syrup too? ^_^ I'll cook the waffle, but you'll have to ask the server for the syrup. Where's Icy Silver? Grr, she is late for work again. She's fired!

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Big ________________? huge cock, means big huge orgasm, for cute lil womanly.

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When might exercise do more harm than good? Too much heavy weight lifting can do more harm to your heart than good.

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Have you ever been cheated on? did you get revenge? I've never been cheated on by a girl, but I can tell you that I would certainly get revenge. One word, superglue. I would superglue 2 baby carrots up her nose. Then I would cover a tall can of beer in superglue and shove it up her ass. I would superglue an empty beehive over her head, and her hands to her ass. I bet the emergency room has never seen something like that before!

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What would be the dirtiest word that you would say? I haven't look up cunt in the thesaurus yet, but I am certain that it has some cool relatives.

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My GF makes fun of me because I am such a big Zelda fan, so does this give me an excuse to sell her to the circus? Yes, it surely does lol. Make sure she ends up locked up in the freak display cage wearing princess Zelda's outfit.

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After your shower do you dry yourself off before or after you step out of the tub? When do you step out do you step out do you step on a bath mat, bath rug or the floor? I step out to avoid slipping.

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Were you a cute kid? What happened? I was a creepy looking baby, average looking kid and teen, but grew into a fucking hot stud. God has surely blessed the ladies:P

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Do you dream in color or Black and White? I dream in color. I have very vivid dreams.

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Theres a monster after you what do you do>? Call my good friend BrundleFly to come over and melt his ass.

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What is the last thing you poured out? My load. Hey, you asked lol.

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There is a rainbow can you see it? Of course I've seen it. I am the leprechaun at the end of the rainbow with the gold!

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Ladies, name 1 thing that causes you to toss a guy into the "just friends" category. What are some things? Some ladies have stated they go on what a friend has said. Keep in mind that there is always 2 sides to every story, and sometimes best friends tell the best lies.

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Do you want to be silly? hahahahahahahahfdgegdvrrcd goo goo gagagaga oh yah baby yes yes yes I do. feel so damn free, wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Want to Leave on a Jet Plane? Yes, I want to make her miss me and want to kiss me. I'll be back again babe.

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Is the mind a terrible thing? The mind is a very powerful thing. It can be very terrible, or it can be very wonderful. it depends how you use it. Create thoughts rather than just letting your mind run on autopilot. Good question 4+

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What is the weirdest shaped cloud you've ever seen. When I was a kid, I saw this cloud outside my bedroom window that looked like a face, in full detail. It was a very evil looking face to. No joke. I'll never forget that.

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If you were a unicorn what would your name be? Stevie.

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Have I told you lately, that I love you? Yes, you have. I love you to. *Takes you in my arms and carries you to the bedroom.*

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Do you believe that some men are intimidated by successful women? If the guy is a wussy, then yes he will be intimidated.

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Women think pirates or hot. So, if I amputate a leg, cease showering, brushing my teeth, and buy a big yacht this will make me extra hot? lol.

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In some books, why are there blank pages at the end? If for whatever reason the book turned you on, you now have something to blow your load on.

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Who wants a free ride on my private jet, and where do you wish to go? How about right to go so I can get my $200.

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What is so special about your favourite drinking mug /cup? It's mine, that makes it special. It also has chocolate snowflakes on it, and has a special place for your thumb.

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Do you look better with or without clothing? With or without.

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Can i do any thing to help get pergant at 48 Sleep with a really well hung man that can blow really huge loads. If I was a little older I'd invite you over lol. Best of luck to you!

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I have a puppy maybe 6 months with really bad breath. He is very healthy, playful and has good stools. What could cause the bad breath? There is dog food you can get that helps prevent bad breath and that also helps to clean their teeth. Google it for more information.

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What would be your last words to someone you deeply love(or care about)? I've always loved you and always will, whether you like it or not.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? My balls.

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What makes Women Perfect or Better? God. Nothing more beautiful than a humble, and kind woman.

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Name something that cannot be tamed? Me. I am free and wild. No girl can fix me.

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Uh-oh, whats a sign the honeymoon is over? You find magnum xl condoms in her night stand drawer, when you only wear snugger fits.

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I've got a little cramp in my leg, and my balls hurt. Is God trying to get my attention. lol.

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Boooooooo... did i scare you? I meant to pull out of the little lady but you startled me. Now I think she is preggers.

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How do i delete an answer on answerbag.com because i stupidly forgot to see what topic I was on? You can't delete an answer. you can only edit it. The best you can do is, erase is and leave a series of periods of random nonsense.

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...what is the last thing you used duct tape for?... To duct tape Icy Silver to a wind turbine for duplicating one of my questions lol. She asked me to punish her lol. Yah, Icy...you know it;)

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What causes people to snore? and is it good or bad? bad. shove a rotten egg in your s/o mouth. that will shut them up!

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How do i know if a girl likes me? give me tips so i wont get confused thanks She smiles a lot while having a playful tone in her voice. She may play with her hair or touch you on the shoulder. If she doesn't reject to you playfully touching her that is also a good sign. Ask her out for coffee or something of that nature. Good luck to you.

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Guys, google has a bar code up now when i search, this kind of bothers me, have you noticed? I asked about this morning on here. I was told today google is celebrating the first bar code patent.

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Is chocolate bad for you? Why or why not? If it's real chocolate it is good for you. In moderation of course.

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Madonna, 51, has been seen around dating a 22 year old male model. Do you find that OK, wrong, or just plain gross? If they are happy who cares. He probably just really enjoys the head he's getting.

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How do you define a person's "character"? By the way their butt wiggles. I only do this with girls though lol.

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Cheese or crackers? They are both good in their own special way. They are also good together.

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What happens to your lost socks in the dryer? Here's the perfect answer:

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Other then AB what is something else that is fun to do on your computer? Gaming, msn, youtubing, flirting.

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Can you dream about dreaming? I do sometimes. It's very trippy.

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Does the mr. sandman every question you about your dreams? He's threatening to drop me from his route.

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Why do men have an easier time not showing their feelings than women? Who says we have an easier time hiding them? Why do you think there are far more men in prison than women?

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Saved from what? Saved from sin by YAHUWAH and His only begotten son, YAHUSHUA!

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I am going to throw you a surprise party what are we celebrating? We are celebrating that I have been chosen to be the first man to set foot on Mars.

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Ballroom _________ dancing, made a man of me.

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Can a stainless steel gun barrel be overheated , if so is junk or can you let cool shoot again You would have to be firing A LOT in order to over heat it. I don't think you have to worry!

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What is one of your flaws? Misinterpreting people's intentions.

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Any feedback on the latest Michael Moore Movie?I usually wait till a movie comes out on DVD. Lost my taste for movie theaters right next to the question should be the edit link. You have to edit it before someone answers it, or else you won't be able to.

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Was the last liquid you swallowed hot, room temperature, or icy cold? Orange juice. Icy silver. I mean cold.

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Your S.O. wants to "play a game" with you in a polygraph machine, and your S.O. asking questions. Are you up for that? LOL, now that would be interesting. Yah, I'm game alright! I will do the question asking though lol. Good question 4+

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Have you had any nut butter other than peanut? almond butter is great! lol, nut butter!

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Watch out or you'll .............me (complete) die by me.

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Do you drive a mini van? No. I drive a NASA golf kart.

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Our wonderful friend NoIdea has finally made it to Maestro! Would you all please join me in congratulating him? ^_^ Congrats.

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Why do men say they like a classy and smart woman, but then pick a trashy dumb bimbo when they are out on the town? Why do women say they want nice guys then turn around and date jerks? Simple answer to all this bullshit, it's how we're programmed! We're jungle beasts that merely want to pass our genes on.

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What are the top inventions made BY women? strawberry, blueberry, ect jams. That sure beats the automobile!

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Has anything ever happened to you that you couldn't find any scientific reason for? Yes. I was taken by aliens.

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What do you do with a drunken sailor? Put him in the hole with captains daughter.

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Are you good at "the pull out method"? To be honest I've never tried. I always use protection and have never needed to, except sometimes to be a tease.

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No matter what, I will always love ______________ . to choke my chicken with my hand.

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Complete: "Confusius says: Man who keep feet on ground have _________________" have fun doing woman with feet in air.

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Did you have a nightlight as a child? I had one as a kid. Sometimes I still put one on, and no not because I am scared of the dark lol. See, I am a very very vivid dreamer, and if I wake up in complete darkness I get very disoriented.

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Who loves rush as much as i do!!! Rush is a great band!

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Is Buddha a real person? Yes, I am a real person. Thanks for asking.

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Is tucking in your shirt (a button-up shirt or polo, not a T-shirt) trendy again nowadays for both girls and guys? I don't usually tuck in my shirt as I find it uncomfortable. However, I don't mind once and a while as my girlfriend says it's nice cause it really brings out my hot ass.

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Can you go to jail for killing imaginary people? Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Go directly to the nearest bum rapery!

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Your last name is Wood. Thus, you name your kid________________? Dick.

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What's your favorite chocolate candy bar? Twix, Crunch or Crunchie. But, most of all, Mr. Big.

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True of False, at Christmas you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your stockings? Very true. Though I'd rather sit in front of the tree and kiss those lips on your avatar.

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What were the Nazi death camps or concentration camps? what was their purpose? Their soul purpose was to exterminate the races in which Hitler felt were inferior. Their purpose was for that of euchgenics, which is basically humans trying to control the direction of evolution. Good question. 4+ The really scarey thing is, such camps are popping up all over the place. Anyone who refuses to follow the New World Order will be sent to a FEMA camp. They are already...

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Why do certain users on Answerbag feel it necessary to inject their opinions that don't even answer the person's question? For points.

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What amendment ended slavery in the U.S ended slavery? you think slavery is dead? that was a joke right?

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What is the true origin of the Bible? In the film 'Religulous', Mayer states that they came from and Egyptian story. Is this so? It is true that Christianity has adopted certain pagan practices, such as celebrating Christmas on December 25th, calling their heavenly Father by titles and false names rather than His real name which us YAHUWAH, and worshipping on Sunday rather than Saturday. However, The Bible came through many writers that had nothing to do with Eygpt. Good question. 4+

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Do you think obama is bush lite, and thereby all presidents past, present, and future are working for someone or some group other than the united states citizens? They are working for the elite bankers of the Federal Reserve. Some of them knowingly, and some of them blindly. Either way, your president and his politicians are nothing but front men. People need to stand up and remove these elite bankers. Nothing major will change until they have been disposed of. Good question. 4+

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What was a knight's life like when off the battlefield? I'd be spending time with my princess. Probably in her bedroom doing naughty things. Holding her a sword point telling her what to do next, muahahahahaha!

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What are ways to save money (that would be helpful to everyone on AB)? Let's create a big list! I'll post my ways below... Cut out the internet and take up the lost art of letter writing!

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What's the grossest thing you've found in a hotel room? Well, I've never really come across something gross, but I did come across something quite unique. Last New Years, my girlfriend and I found a box of fireworks in our hotel room. At first we thought perhaps they were put there by staff as part of the New Years celebration. However, when we took them outside to light them off, other residents informed us that they were never given any....

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What kind of car do you drive is it your dream car? A mini. I always buy small cars to compensate for my big penis.

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How would you personify your god? I believe YAHUAH is El Shaddai(God Almighty), the true Eloah(God) of Moses! I believe Yeshua Messiah(Jesus Christ) died for the sins of the world. I also read many books on philosophy, and study other religions. I keep an open mind. Happy trails everyone. May YAHUAH bless us all and keep us all!

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Was I being rude? (question in answer) The whole situation sounds a little nutty. I don't think you were being rude. Regardless of your age you have the right to respect, and if you have been respectful then you deserve it in return. If you're not getting it then refuse to go. just because you are young doesn't mean you are less human, thus don't put up with crap when you know you are not in the wrong!...

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Who is your favorite Simpsons character? The Sea Captain: Ya,hARG, I'm the sailing instructARR! Arg, I have 2 glass eyes! ArrrrrrggggSARS(ok made this up myself lol).

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Have you ever made love on a bearskin rug in front of a fireplace? Can't say I have. However, my girl and I did it once on a porcupine rug. What a kinky adventure that was!!

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Is there a troll about? or is it just some child who is downrating my questions and answers? (total, -15 in the past 2 hours) I have many trolls attacking my questions and comments. Just immature people!

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Do you think the tsunamis that have occurred in the last several days may possibly be related to/caused by underwater nuclear weapons testing? I think at the moment it is just seasonal change. However, I also have no doubt that the government has technologies which enables them to influence the weather.

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Isaiah 16:11 "Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab." Why is farting mentioned in the Bible? Bowels is supposed to mean heart. It's still a funny translation though LOL!

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What do you like to snack on? PUSSEH!

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Why are pancakes more popular than waffles for breakfast? Who says pancakes are more popular lol?

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Is a man's love different than a woman's love in some aspects? Ummmm, YES LMAO! Men and women have been trying to successfully figure each other out for thousands of years, but haven't been able to. Something seriously fucked up somewhere on the evolutionary path lol. Men and women love and communicate so differently it's crazy.

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In what respect does Jesus Christ, as the Lamb of God, take away the sin of the world? The Jewish people used to make animal sacrifices for their sin, because they believed a blood sacrifice covered their sin. Christians believe that YAHWEH is sinless, 100% holy and that He offered Himself as the perfect and ultimate sacrifice for all sin, once and for all. "For God so loved the world that he gave his only son so whoever believes in him should not perish but have...

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When was the last time you felt totally relaxed? I just died. This is my spirit speaking. I've never been so relaxed in my life!!!

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Do you have a golden twinkle in your eye? and a golden ticket.

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Have you ever used Kool- aid to color your hair? Or have you ever heard of anyone doing this? I've heard of it being done, but I've never actually seen it done. Whether or not it works I do not know.

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Do you find yourself on the laptop or computer way too much? Lately, yes.

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Radio or ipod? ipod. I do listen to the radio quite frequently, so it's a mix of both. Good question. 4+

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Who here is sober and who is intoxicated? Sober.

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Would you sue in this situation? hehe.

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Would you sue in this situation? LOL!

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What do you like to do on your days off? Sex, sleep, sex, sex, pancakes, sex with each other in our sleep.

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Would you be afraid of sitting on a toilet in an airplane when it is flushing after seeing this? Here you go. This sort of relates lol:

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If in desperation, I called 911 to tell them that I was contemplating suicide by driving on the wrong side of a road and trying to take as many people with me as I could, how long would I be committed in a mental institute? lmao! Probably for a long, long, long, long, long time.

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And I smoked pot...... so guess what happened next? You put on Pink Floyd The Wall and munched out?

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Do you hate it when your boyfriend compares you to his exgirlfriends, even if he means it as a compliment? why do guys do that, do they think we like it? Ummmm, girls do this to you know. Probably WAY more than guys! Take a walk around a mall and open your ears to what ladies are talking about with their girlfriends and you will know what I am saying is true! Sure, guys compare girls to, but not nearly down to the nitty-gritty as many women do. Of course, I am not applying this to ALL women. I am just saying that in general, I believe women...

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I fought the law and ________? "fill in the blank" got strip searched.

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What is the best movie that is based on mental illness'? Rain Man

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What is the worst spin-off of all time? haha.

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Would you rather be missing with the cast of Lost or Gilligan's Island? Gilligan's Island. And here is why:

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Why do people rate cynical and sarcastic answers/opinions? Do you think it is making this site less reputable and turning it into a circus for clowns? I sometimes ask goofy questions, but I also ask my share of reasonable ones. I am certainly not going to feel guilty or immature for having a sense of humor. That's just stupid. Don't get me wrong, I do understand your concern. However, all questions whether silly or serious seem to get answered around here sooner or later. Good question. 4+

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What's the richest company in the world? Anymore answers?

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Why are basements terrifying? Cause that's where the evil furnace lives. HELLO...KEVIN!!!!

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Can you sing? if yes, how good you are at it? Rock and RooooohooooooooohooOPERAAAAH! Baby, I love you, but next time don't hide under the podium and give me a surprise blow job while I am performing. A for kinky effort though!

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Why did you steal my pajamas? I need them back baby!!

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I've got a golden ticket!! Who wants free chocolate? Free chocolate for everyone!

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May I borrow a cup of sugar? So much for neighbors.:(

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Is it very difficult to make a christmas cake? It's depends how fancy you want to get. Make a few cakes ahead of time before the holidays and get a feel for the whole process. Practice makes perfect. Good question. 4+

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What song has the deepest emotional meaning for you? Why? At the moment that song is(mind you this is a cover version. I can't find the original by Hank Williams on youtube.):

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Whats ur view on Time Travel It is possible. I am from the Decembber 20, 2012. I am here to tell you that yes the world does end on Dec 21, 2012. It's the day before in my time and everything is going wrong. TAKE COVER PEOPLE!!!

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What's your background? Mountain scenery. Ok, I am ready for you to take the picture! *SMILES*

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Who in the world has the most money? Warren Buffet.

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May I borrow a cup of sugar? This was just a fun question, and it down rated why?

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Sea food or meat? *Lays back and waits for those certain people who will start screaming, "sea food is meat" so he can watch the debate.*

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How often do you step in the scale? Once every 2 or 3 months.

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I've got a golden ticket!! Who wants free chocolate? Geeze, took everyone long enough to respond to this lol. I thought people would've been all over this one hehe.

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Im so depressed i have bulimia and im a single mum i neep help!!! iv been to the doctors and its taking to long!! i just want to give up!!! Be of good cheer, things will get better. Remember, "the sun is always shining behind the clouds." Wayne Dyer Find a way to give to others. Kindness causes your brain to send out serotonin, which is causes you to feel good. It's the natural way to get a dose of an antidepressant. May YAHWEH richly bless you in every area of your life. The Sun is always shining...

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In Willy Wonka, he played a musical combination to open the door. What was the piece of music? Anyone have the answer?

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What are the names of 2 grocery stores near your home? Food Land and Independent Grocers.

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Would you rather be rich or spiritual? "Many so-called successful people make a tremendous amount of money, but their relationships are on the rocks. That's not real wealth. Likewise, there are others who qualify as a creative genius, and they're physically sick all the time. That's not real wealth! Then there are those who claim to be really "spiritual," and they're always financially broke....

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What is a good vegetable joke This song gave me a chuckle. Show it to your vegetarian and vegan friends.

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Is Love a Weakness or Strength?? Love is only real if it's unconditional. If a person is filled with unconditional love there's no way this can be a weakness. On the surface it may seem a weakness at times, but remember that is only on the level of the ego. Good question. 4+

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What is your idea of 'pretty'? On the surface I have preferences as to what I find attractive and what I don't However, below level of ego, at the level of the heart, I think every single person is equally attractive in their own unique way. Western society has taken that away and defined who is special and who is not. This thinking is stupid and needs to be put out with the trash.

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Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you? When you think of me you remember more horrid stench, and the mere thought leaves you breathless.

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Why do people who say they love you hurt you? The answer is simple. We as people often develop a strong fondness and appreciation towards people that makes us feel good, and as a result we say we love them. However, when the other person starts to behave in a manner that doesn't please us, we start feel ourselves fall out of love. In this scenario, person 1, was never actually in love with person 2. The emotion was merely a strong...

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Would anybody like to feed me? (: Sure I will!! Mmmmm, mushy prunes! Open wide, here comes the choo-choo!

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4 seconds to detonation! Which wire do I cut? Close your eyes and pick one!

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It's party time! P.A.R.T. Y? Cause I gotta!

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Why did you steal my pajamas? Cause they smell of your sexiness.

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In Willy Wonka, he played a musical combination to open the door. What was the piece of music? It's something by Rachmoninoff I know that much.

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Ernest goes to_____________? the whore house.

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Do you have a particular phobia? I really don't like heights.

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Who are you most like in history? George Harrison.

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How can I prevent a home invasion Buy a huge gorilla to sit on the couch and keep watch while you are gone. I'd love to see the look on the robbers face when he breaks down the door only to find King Kong!

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Can you a hear a train that's miles and miles away by putting your ear on the track? If it's pretty much silent in the surrounding area, then I believe you can.

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How well do you think Windows 7 is going to do? It will probably do a hell of a lot better than Vista!

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Anyone remember "The love boat" or "Fantasy island" Which did you like? Never watched either of them all that much, but from what I did see of each show I liked. Can't say which one I liked more. Good question 4+

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Can you name a fetish? laughter fetish.

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...Bazooka? The Mask: I have a permit for that!

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Will you watch the youtube video I put together(please watch from start to finish. Comments welcome!)? May all the honor go to the fallen.

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Who called my name? The Grim Reaper.

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4 seconds to detonation! Which wire do I cut? hehe

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4 seconds to detonation! Which wire do I cut? YELLOW! beeeeeeeeep! Shit I think that was the wrong.....BOOM!!

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Picnic tomorrow! Don't forget to bring________? blanket, chocolate, condoms and video camera.

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How many times a week do you cook? All day almost every single day.

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Which company is more affluent, Yahoo or Google? Overall I have used Google more than Yahoo. Though for picture searches, Yahoo will often bring up things Google leaves out. Of course the reverse is also true. Lately I have been using startpage.com as my search engine. You have a lot more privacy. Whereas on Google and Yahoo everything that is searched is recorded into a huge database along with your IP address. starpage.com gives...

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What can cause diarrhea? I will answer your question by posting one of mine, hehe. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1723700 Funny question. 4+

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The ants go marching 2 by 2, the little one stopped to_____________? to tie his shoe.

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I'm a muslim,would you fear talking to me? I have many Muslim friends, and they are among the most wonderful people I know. May you be blessed richly by the true God of Abraham.

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I really wish AB was for adults 18 and up. These teen-age questions could be in a teen-age forum AB. Anyone agree? Yes, I know what you are saying. However, some people are so staunch that they seem to label all forms of silliness and fun as immaturity. This point of view is immature in and of itself. When I see people being random, having fun, being child like...I applaud. They are simply responding to that inner desire to return to their true authentic self, which is not limited by thoughts of what is...

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How will the world end? Zombies or Robots? It will end at the hands of the global elites, unless we the people stand up and fight these super rich, cock sucking bankers who are ushering in the New World Order...in the hope of enslaving us all.

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Isaiah 16:11 "Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab." Why is farting mentioned in the Bible? YAHWEH has a sense of humor.

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Have you turn on the heat yet? Got the heat on low.

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My girlfriend cheated on me with her ex, he kissed her and she didn't push him away. What should I do? twist her niblets.

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The ants go marching 2 by 2, the little one stopped to_____________? eat some glue.

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In The Green Mile, Percy didn't wet the sponge and the poor guy fried. What would you have done to punish Percy? Put him in with wild bill!

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In The Green Mile, Percy didn't wet the sponge and the poor guy fried. What would you have done to punish Percy? Hook him up by his nuts and switch the power on and off endless times.

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Isaiah 16:11 "Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab." Why is farting mentioned in the Bible? I wish my bowels could sound like a harp!

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Why would someone collect nutmeg? Maybe the person really likes to make homemade eggnog.

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Can I hump your pillow? Oh please, my question was just a parody of another question. No need to down rate lol.

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How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick? 90,784.

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Isaiah 16:11 "Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab." Why is farting mentioned in the Bible? lmao!

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Do you think Hillary Clinton will ever become President? LMAO!!!! WATCH THIS, SO FUNNY!!!

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It's Thursday October 1st. Anything exciting happening in your life today? I have a cold. Stuffed up. Blah!

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STOP the _______! I want to get off! sleeping and ride my cock. I want to get off!

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What is another name for breathing? Wheezing.

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Are Muslims like born again christian s in the way that they tell nearly everyone about their faith ? Or has 9/11 made them keep quieter about it? Muslims don't go out and witness to people as Christians do.

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PLEASE someone help me stop smoking! I've tried everything and manage - untill I get annoyed , have a glass of wine, or need some 'alone time' (most days!). Have tried everything ...cold turkey, patches and Allen Carr. Help? Have you tried herbal smokes? They look like a normal smoke, but instead have herbal leaves inside. Kind of tastes like tea. They helped me quit for a while. The thing is, and you know as well as I do, that once it's been in your system...that's it. You will always have cravings. It's all habit and there's a million and one things associated with it. Thus, you...

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What is this insect? You need to add a link.

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What's the deal with "poking" people on facebook? It's just one more time wasting feature lol. It's all in fun though.

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*Clunk, clunk, clunk.* What's that rolling around in the dryer? My girlfriend.

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What is this huge insect photo? Wow, I have no idea what the fuck that is. Cool picture and great question. 4+

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I heard that it is possible for a pregnant woman to get pregnant with a second child at the same time. What do you think about this? Yes, it can happen. It is, however, very very rare. There was a case of this just recently. Good question. 4+

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Good morning! Sleep well? Got a cold. Can't sleep, yet really really tired! Didn't sleep great last night.

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Are these tight times for you? Financially, times right now are tough on almost everyone. Certain people aren't feeling it yet, but they will...believe me they will. I suggest people stock up on food and other supplies. No, this is not Y@K type paranoia. Anyone with two brain cells can clearly see that the government elite are up to something(bringing in the New World Order), and that we are heading into a very REAL...

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If you were shrunk like in, "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" , what's a situation you wouldn't want to run into? A red ant.

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What color is your underwear today? Blue!

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What is the greatest problem facing this world today? The New World Order. The government lets on that the New World Order is in the best interest of the people, when it's not. Free speech is now gone. If you say anything against the government, you are considered a terrorist. Cash you can actually hold in your hands is disappearing. Money will soon reside entirely on computer systems. All people will have a chips implanted in them...

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Can you name a line from a song that's in the form of a question? Hey good lookin' , what you got cookin'?

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Do you wash sneakers? Dive in the pool wearing them. That's the best way lol.

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What can I do with brats that doesn't involve beer? Spank the living hell out of them! That's what I do when bratty women give me a hard time. Usually sets them straight lol.

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What color is your underwear today? Seems like thus far most AB's are going commando!

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I am a Christian, and live my life according to the Bible. I have seen a girl I would like to get to know better. She knows my name but she is not giving me any room to know her. How can I make myself known to her? Pray on it mate. YAHWEH will give you the guidance you seek. I'd enjoy chatting to you. Add me on msn at das_boot90@hotmail.com May YAHWEH richly bless you!

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What color is your underwear today? Green and blue stripes. I see I have a troll that is down rating all my questions.

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Can you tell when someone is asking a question on AB that it is just to get a lot of pts. and not true at all? Um, yes I can tell lol. While there are some serious inquires on here, I think it's safe to say that at least 60% of the questions are clever, witty, and just good old fun. Thus, they are for points. Good question. 4+

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What do you look for when you go on a first date? Common ground, physical attraction and similar senses of humor. There was something I read recently that stated, that the most accurate measurement for relationship success is humor. When two people have a similar sense of humor they usually work out, while the opposite is also true. I wish I could remember where I read that. Sorry, can't source it. However, it makes sense when...

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I'm 65. Is it normal to want to divorce my wife? Think of how you felt when you first married her. Think of how you felt about her when you were dating. Think about when you realized you wanted to marry her. Now, all these years later...look into her eyes and see if you any love pops up. If love pops up, work it out. YAHWEH bless you and your family!

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What is your favorite song by Green Day? Or do you hate them? Good Riddance.

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I am a man looking to explore some new fetishes. Any wild ideas? That's it? No more ideas?

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Is Catholicism the strictest religion in the world? Is it at least the strictest denomination in Christianity? Catholicism is far from bring the strictest religion in the world. It is strict, but not bad compared to many. It is pretty strict as far as far as Christian denominations go. It is far from being the least strict. Among the least strict would be the United Church.

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What scary movie/movies will you watch this halloween? Halloween The Exorcist The Exorcist of Emily Rose The Fly ...there's so many good ones! Good question 4+

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Have you ever just eaten a can of frosting? like just palin frosting? how about a box of cake mix stright from the box? Sometimes I take a few big spoonfuls of icing, or different mixes. I've never eaten an entire container or box though lol. Good question!

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Simon says,___________? Drop your pants.

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Simon says,___________? Scream for ice cream!

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Simon says,___________? Scratch your nuts.

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The average American commits three felonies a day. What do you think about that? I think that's sad, but it can be overcome! People wouldn't be so full of sadness, hatred, and violence if they weren't forced to live in a system that enslaves them. I am speaking of the Federal Reserve. People world wide need to stand up as one. and remove these people from power. We are at the end of the road. Our time is almost up. The time to act is, NOW!!!!

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Any ABers going to the springsteen concert tonight? Springsteen is awesome!! I wish the concert was in my area!!

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Simon says,___________? Touch her butt!

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In what year was wayne gretzky born Born, January 26, 1961.

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Do you know anyone with a "God Complex"? My friend Bruce thinks he's the Almighty.

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What is a word beginning with the letters "COM"? Combat.

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Are any of you having a problem getting updates on here today? There was a problem a few nights ago. Looks like it may be back. AB seems a bit sluggish.

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It's time Obama started acting like a President, not a campaigner. Please read the Washington Post article. What are your thoughts? UGH!!!! I wish people would stop worrying about Obama!!! Why? Because Obama is not the solution or problem. What people should be worried about are these super rich, cock sucking, bankers of the Federal Reserve. These are the people that are really running things, and they need to be removed. The time to stand up and remove these people is literally, NOW! We are out of time and at the...

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Do you remember when you first realized that the your world might end in nuclear war? When I was young and in school, as soon as I learned of the Atomic bomb I knew that nuclear doom was possible.

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Would you like some lunch? I am hungry. Going to get some lunch.

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Are you who you want to be right now? I am far from who I want to be. However, I do my best to be grateful to YAHWEH for every moment I have. Great question! 4+

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Milk and cookies or titties and beer? Titties, eggnog and rum!!!

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Why is something free referred to as, "on the house"? Interesting.

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When did you stop watching The Simpsons? The Simpsons are legendary. I, for one, will never stop watching! YAHWEH bless the Simpson family! Praise YAHWEH for beer!

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The poorer, the more religious, the richer, the less religious. True or false? False. There are believers and unbelievers in every group of people.

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What would you do if you lived in a shoe next to train tracks and had no maple syrup? Move my shoe away from the tracks and right under a tree with the sap faucet sticking out!

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Did Jesus ever give back the horse he had his apostles steal? First of all, it was a donkey not a horse, and second...they did not steal it. The apostles told the owner what they were doing with it and he had no problems.

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Wy r some people born gay or lesbien? Genetics. It's natural. It happens in the animal kingdom all the time. These people have nothing to be ashamed of!! May YAHWEH richly bless them!

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Who is your favourite philosopher and why? This man was a GENIUS!!!!!!

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I told you, QUACK! WHAT PART OF QUACK DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? QUACK!!!!

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Pull your pants down, and toss 'em on the ground, now bark like a hound and I'll make a donkey sound. Will you chase me if I chase you? hehe.

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Best cop comeback , or comment when being pulled over . Aren't you that guy from the Village People? Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches? Well, officer, I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, but...

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Do you ever close your eyes while eating to more thoroughly enjoy your food? Sometimes I do. When I am not, I still take my time. I like to enjoy my food. Hence the reason I am a chef.

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Will you still hump me, will you still jump me...when I'm 64? hehe.

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How rungs are there on the 'social ladder? Take a listen to this from start to finish at least twice. Terence Mckenna is a genius!!!!

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Is "culture" just another handle for group mentality? The wisest words you will ever hear on this topic!!!!!

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What are the causes of cheating? Lack of self-control and the simple jungle law, attraction is not a choice.

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Just a quick question: do different Christian denominations fight over which is right? This question is a joke right? Ummmmm, yes they do fight. There's thousands upon thousands of Christian denominations. They didn't split for fun lol.

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Obama wants to change the law to hold potential terrorists for an indefinite amount of time, both foreign and domestic, doesn't that mean we all could be considered terrorists and then be lawfully held against our will w/o charges? Freedom of speech no longer exists. Speak against the government in any fashion and you're considered a terrorist. I am standing up against the New World Order in full force, so it will only be a matter of time until they detain me or rub me out.

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Where's Buttercup? Right here beside me, puckering her lips. Pucker up buttercup!

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Are guys more attracted to girls that are mean to them...or girls that are kinda shy&nice? MASCULINE IS ATTRACTED TO FEMININE AND FEMININE TO MASUCLINE. Girls like bad boys, and men like sweet girls. Get the picture? Don't get me wrong though, a bit of feistiness in a girl can be hot. However, when she gets carried away and starts acting all stuck up that is just a real turn off.

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What is the best play of all time? Romeo and Juliet.

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Men ~ when leaving for a while, do you hug your father or shake hands? I hug the old man! We're alike in many ways. We're close. "Old man take a look at my life I'm a lot like you were." Neil Young

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Pop quiz, music fans: Who did, Expressway to Your Heart? Great song!!!

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Who would you split your personality with? Lampy from The Brave Little Toaster. GREAT QUESTION!! 5+

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Are you a bathroom singer? Do you sing while taking a shower? GET OUTTA HERE YOU NOISY LITTLE PERVERT OR I'M GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY!

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It is raining heavily here , How is the weather in your country? The weather out there today is cold and shitty. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front heading in from the east.

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Good morning! Sleep well? Morning!!

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Good morning! Sleep well? It's 8:30am here in Ontario Canada. I woke up at around 5am...couldn't sleep even though I was exhausted. good morning to everyone!

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Will you still hump me, will you still jump me...when I'm 64? lol!!

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I say, Prune Juice and you say,________________? LOOK OUT!!!!!!

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Is this a good song about Hillary Clinton? LOL

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I say, Prune Juice and you say,________________? *Pounds on bathroom door* GET OUTTA THERE!!

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Do you think my nose is big and does smiling make my nose look bigger? http://s922.photobucket.com/albums/ad67/krisskross666/?action=view&current=480.jpg http://s922.photobucket.com/albums/ad67/krisskross666/?action=view&current=014.jpg Your links do not work. No matter what you look like you are very attractive. I don't believe in ugly or hot. There will always be groups of people that both like and dislike you! Forget the people that don't like you, and get in with the people that do. it. If you'd ever like to chat add me, das_boot90@hotmail.com to your msn. Take care of yourself. Steven

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My barnyard sound is, Moo. What is yours? Quack quack, quack quack!

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How can I successfully shrink my penis? Um, I was joking when I asked this you know lol. I thought that would be a give. I do deserve a lot of points for asking a question that will never be asked again lol.

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Anyone here besides me drinking tea? Mmmmm, tea is so good, especially if you add some chocolate milk!!!

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When offline, do you think about AB and wonder what sort of questions are being asked? and it makes me wonder...

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Duck, duck, duck, (getting closer to you), duck, duck. Do you think you will be goose? Uh oh....GOOSE!!!

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My barnyard sound is, Moo. What is yours? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! MOO!! MOO, MOO!!!

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What does Peanut Butter taste good on? Toast!

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I am taking attendance. If you are present, cam you please say, "here"? HERE TEACH, HERE!!!!

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how excitable are you? 7.5

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Are we in a very desperate situation as far as economy is concerned? YES, we are in a VERY desperate situation. It is far from being over. People need to rise up and put an end to the Federal Reserve. Forget Obama and all these puppets. The old saying goes, "He who has the gold makes the rules." How very true that is! You can have, Obama, Bush, Joe Smith...and it doesn't make one bit of difference as long as the same people are running the...

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My ab has not updated in 8 hours, i get no comment or answer notifications. my profile shows me as inactive for 8 hours and my points have no updated either. anyone know how to fix this? I am having the same problems as everyone else. I've been having them since late last night, and still am now.

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Is there something wrong with AB tonight? I've been coming back to the site every half hour or so, for about 3 hours, and the questions on the home page haven't changed. Also, none of my questions or comments are receiving responses! Anyone having problems? I am still having problems this morning.

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Have many of your pleasures come from unexpected sources? Details? Not many these days. However, random surprises do come when I least expect them, and they make my life worth living. Good question!

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I am taking attendance. If you are present, cam you please say, "here"? Hello, anyone there?

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What is something you keep by the kitchen sink? Steal wool.

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How can I successfully shrink my penis? Any other ideas?

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What does Peanut Butter taste good on? Good old plain, white marshmallows.

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My barnyard sound is, Moo. What is yours? Mooo! MOOOOOOOOO!

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I say, Police! You say,__________? Oink, oink!

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Do you ask questions more for yourself, or more for the "bag"? These days more from the "bag." I need to reverse this lol.

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In your opinion!what do you think heaven would be like? I hope there is sex in heaven! I think it's a place where everything radiates with the energy of Unconditional Love.

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I'm just a teenage _ _ _ _ _ _ _ baby? horndog

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When offline, do you think about AB and wonder what sort of questions are being asked? I do sometimes. I wonder what questions I am missing out on. I often think of good questions when I am busy, then by the time I get back online I can't remember them. Fun, fun, fun!

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Which do you prefer, apples or bananas? Bananas.

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On a scale of 1 (least) - 10 (most) -- how much do you like to flirt? 7.5 to 10. Depends on my mood.

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How can I successfully shrink my penis? lol, that was the goal. I deserve a lot of points for this one lol!

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Can Someone Give Me Movie Suggestions? If you like documentaries, have a look at The Obama Deception.

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What is your favorite movie quote that is also a question? "What are they gonna do to me Sarge, what are they gonna do?" "Where's a camcorder when you need one?" The Mask

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Is there any one thing about your significant other, that you do not love? That wouldn't be love. I don't consider love to be love unless it is unconditional.

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Was Jesus created for the sole purpose of coming to earth to die for man's sins or did he exist before that? In John 8:58 Jesus says, "before Abraham was, I AM."

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How much enjoyment does AB provide you with? A fair amount of entertainment.

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How do you take off eyebags? Get lots of vitamins, water and sleep. Also, try tapping on them gently for about 15 mins before and after sleeping. I get these bags to, and the above advice has helped me very much! Best of luck to you!

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What causes the the tickling sensation I get in my testicals when driving up or down a steep hill(My fellow men know what I am talking about LOL)? My question got down-rated why? This is an honest question!

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If you could turn back time, where (when) would you go to? Why? Would you stay? Back to 1955 to stop Biff from giving the almanach to himself, in order to save Marty and Doc the trouble. Then it would be off the time of the dinosaurs in order to help Timmy get safely back to South Park. From there I would go to the year 2019 and have a look and what my life looked like.

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President Obama has proposed lengthening the school day and school year. What is your opinion of this? Many people here seem to be in favor of making the school day longer, and I have to say I respectfully disagree. Sure, learning is important...but kids need time to just be kids. That is equally important! Plus, you will learn PLENTY after you graduate and are sent into the real world. Two years after graduating high school, I'd done more learning on my own than I ever had all the way...

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Can you name a famous living scientist? Art Vandelay.

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Which is better: to do everything you've ever desired OR to do one thing that helps someone else? WEll, I am tempted to say do the one thing to help somebody else. However, when I thought about this logically I realized I'd pick the first answer. Why? Being able to do EVERYTHING I've ever desired would bring me so much joy, that I would be smiling, kind, and EXTREMELY giving to people all the times. Happiness spreads, so thus I'd be helping probably millions instead of...

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Who's horny? Wow, I thought this question would've gotten a lot more responses lol. Guess everyone is in a boring mood today:P

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What hurts more then a broken heart? A nocturnal leg cramp!!!!

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Who's horny? :)

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Who's horny? ME!!! GRRRR, RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If US is so interested in helping Iraq, Afganistan then why are they ruined? The U.S. is not interested in helping these countries. Many of the troops are good people and are interested in helping, but the government themselves have the troops over there for very different reasons than what they are telling the public. I'll sum it up, they want control of the area. Not just for oil, but for the New World Order. Anyways, that's my take on it. Happy trails.

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What's the dumbest thing you've heard a computer illiterate person say? "How do you turn it on?"

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How have you used stereotype to your advantage in your life I'm pretty sure most of us westerns have.

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What makes poeple change? Life. Life is change. "You're either growing or dying, there's no staying the same." James Arthur Ray

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Do you think 69-ing is gross? If she showers before hand, nope not gross at all. Hygiene is important. Take care of that and let the good times roll!

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On a cruise ship, would it be better to be on a higher or lower deck? I would generally say, higher. However, Rose and Jack certainly had a better time in 3rd class...before they started sinking that is.

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Who is the actress that says "walk your dog" in the new taco bell commercial? Kristen Glass.

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Have you ever been lonely, Have you ever been blue? I'm lonely, and my balls are blue. Good play on words eh:P

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She won't talk to me. We've been married 20 years. I have two adult sons from a previous marriage. I call her to talk she says, we have no kids, no pets and nothing to talk about. I feel she dumped me and she doesn't care. How do I reconnect with her? Pushing a woman to reconnect when she doesn't want to is one of the worst things you can do. Distance yourself and show her that you have a life aside from her. Become a better person in all aspects. This raises your value and worth, and she will eventually see that and attraction will be recreated. However, do it for yourself, NOT FOR HER! Best of luck man! God bless.

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What does the oxymoron brawling love mean? I feel that means jealousy.

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Is there any black Amish people? Yes, there are plenty of black Amish people.

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Who founded Pixar? Me and my "Woody." We took the profits and went out and got ourselves a brand new "Buzz" cut.

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What kind of tires are on your car? touring; all season; low profile; performance; off road. All Season. Cruise baby, cruise!

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Why do people say "bless you" when someone sneezes? In ancient times it was believed that sneezing would bring a curse upon you unless someone said, "God bless you." This curse was apparently death. I remember reading that a very long time ago. I can't remember the exact source, but it makes sense to me. Happy trails!

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What type of antenna do you like to use and why? I usually lay on the ground with an erection, acting as a sundial. Then, if I am lucky, when the lightening comes, I will get hit and become so charged with static that I can literally pick up channel or station. My pecker is definitely the very best antenna.

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What hurts more then a broken heart? Seeing the heart of your the one you love unconditionally break.

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Have you ever honestly stayed with somebody for their looks alone? I am sure all of us have at some point. However, it never lasts very long.

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What are easy ways to create a purse or handbag? Have a pet kangaroo that doesn't have any problem carrying your belongings in her pouch.

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What is one sport you are good at? Sex and water skying, apart and or together:P

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You are in a very expensive buffet restaurant. You hear an employee say "These customers are eating this food faster than I can put it out". What do you do? Get into my whites, get in the kitchen and show them how it's done!

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Why so sensitive? Cause we live in world that runs on many insanely stupid stereotypes, rather than living in a state of unconditional love that respects and encourages differences.

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Christians, do you think it is fair to exclude men that have had surgery because of prostate caner from entering the house of the lord? What branch of Christianity are you speaking of? I am a Christian and have never heard of this. Though, since there are thousands of denominations, and some of them very judgemental...I do not doubt that such a thing exists. That sort of thinking is the reason I don't attend church much anymore.

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Does anyone have a surefire way to get rid of the blues? Usually, I would take a walk, but I'm recovering from a knee injury. Help! What sort of comedy do you like? I can recommend lots of funny things to watch and or listen to. Also, I suggest eating a banana as they are good for your mental health. Ever heard the phrase, "he went bananas" or "banana case"? Well, now you know where they come from and why:P Feel better babe.

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Why can i only cum one time i am a man Put an icepack on your balls as the coolness helps increase sperm production. Then, sit back and enjoy a bag of peanuts, along with some mango and other assorted fruit! Drink lots and lots of water!

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Is the bottom-line difference between men and women the fact that women don't give cute nicknames to their genitals? The bottom-line difference is that women can bear children and men can't.

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Car wash or do it yourself? Do it yourself. The car washes that have the spinning brushes are very hard on the paint job of your vehicle.

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Name a Mariah Carey song. "Touch My Body."

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So when your friend tells everyone she is pregnant and reeally its a big joke...how do you take it? I pull her aside and knock her up for real. Ha, the joke's on you babe!

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When its time to leave where do you go? how long are you gone for? I go into the depths of my imagination and stay there for prolonged periods of time.

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It's easy to feel down in this world. Got something uplifting to say? A time to be born, a time to die. A time to be happy, a time to mourn. A time to dance, a time to rest. A time for everything and it's purpose under heaven.

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Can we ever completely understand how much God loves us? No way! The mind and heart of God is so Almighty and Powerful that when us mortals reach full enlightenment we are still not even close to comprehending the mind of Almighty God.

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Are you baller? No, I do not cry easily. I am good at hiding my emotions. Also, I have been through many tough things in my life so I am very very strong! Good question!!

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What is the value of an original WWII Nazi Germany banner? 75" x 27". Very fine condition. Wow, um ok, I can't give you a dollar figure by any means...but I know it will be worth A LOT!!! Something like that is rare...and even items that aren't so rare are becoming very pricey items. Check with your nearest surplus store that sells items from World War 2. A War museum could also tell you.

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Lemon, apple or peach pie? That's it? Whatever happened to blueberry or pumpkin pie? I guess I will take one slice of apple and one slice of peach. Thank you!

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Which country has the most beautiful women? Russia!!!

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What is your definition of love? To me the word love is meaningless until it has the word, "unconditional" in front of it.

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Do you ever try to dredge up old AB questions to reintroduce them to the homepage? For sure!! There are some really good ones floating way out yonder!

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I u were bill gates what would u do with the money? First of all, set up a naking system that people could turn to in order to get away from the Federal Reserve. Secondly, feed all the hungry world wide. This could actually be done in a short amount of time if we really wanted to do it. Thirdly, help young people that come from low income families get jobs and into college. I could go on and on. I would do more good for the wold in...

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How long will it take to receive my photo radar ticket in the mail in arizona? A week. Give or take a day or so.

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How close do you live from your Ex (s)? 18 hours away.

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Its alright to drink milk? Even though it is stolen from cows? Animals will generally fight back if they do not like what you are doing to them, and believe me cows can get violent if they need to. However, I've never seen a cow get defensive upon being milked. They generally just look back at you with a mouth full of hay, as if to say, "you know you like my huge nipples!" On a different note: I urge people to research a milk company...

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If I say God, belief, prayer, you say ------, -----, ------ Love, Love, Love.

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I say, uh oh...the condom busted. You say,_________? I told you we should've used Saran Wrap!

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When you were little, what was the 1st sport you wanted to play? Spin the Bottle.

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Do you like to lay back and gaze at the stars? Pumba, with you, everything's gas.

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I will never sleep with someone who is ________? irresponsible enough to have very poor hygiene.

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I am making milk shakes and taking orders. Would you like one and what kind? Chocolate Milk Shake please. I'll also have two scrambled powered eggs, and a slice of World War 1 surplus bread...and don't make it tasty.

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Is winning a war as disastrous as losing one? There are no winners in war.

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How to reduce fat's in butt and tighs ? I want the video exercise for it Noo! Bubble butts rule!!! Cushion for the push'n. If you got thick thighs and ass, get some cotton/spandex/yoga pants or whatever they are called and walk with pride. Have a blessed evening!

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Is common sense really all that common? ??

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What is the name of a city/town beginning with any vowel? Ottawa.

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At this very moment what song expresses exactly what you are feeling ? (mine is listed in the question) video responses so very welcome !! This song:

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I am a good ________? lay.

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If new currency was made whos the last face you'd want to see on it? Brundle Fly.

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What are the rarest blood types in united states? Everyone with AB blood pos or neg has AB(answerbag) blood.

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What would you do when its boring? Hump the little ladies brains out!

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Seeking an online friend who can help me learn the Russian language. Anyone here who can read, write and speak Russian? Anyone here fluint in Russian?

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Ladies, if a guy walked passed you and then said, "nice ass" would you respond with anger or gratitude? lol

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How do I make my turtle open its mouth? Put it in the bathtub with you, and I'm sure sooner or later it will try and bite you where the sun don't shine.

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The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Isn't this just terrible? Sad, sad day!

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Do you know anybody that has a name that matches their profession? I know an ice cream man named, Cone.

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What do you like on your hot dog? Ketchup, Mustard, onions, and cheese!

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Is common sense really all that common? I certainly don't think it is. We humans do many stupid things during the course of a single day.

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Have you ever literally kissed someones ass? If a girl has a hot ass I won't kiss it, but I'll sure as hell bite it!!!

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What is your opinion of the ancient "Mayan Doomsday Prophecy", which is supposed to occur in the year 2012? December 21, 2012 is supposed to have some sort of significance on our planet. What's supposed to happen is not exactly clear. I don't generally believe in prophecies that give an exact date, but, if Terence Mckenna thinks that something will happen on this date then so do I. That's my take on it all anyways.

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Why do some people get offended when you do not trust them right off the bat? I am guessing it's because they're being mistrusted as a result of people having spread lies about them. Thus they are hurting, and have grown sensitive to that form of rejection.

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What would be a funny acronym for TROLL? Take Raft On Large Lake

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Does a guy's precum have sperm in it? How about a guy's urine? Precum yes, urine no. Urine may have some in it, if urination takes place right after ejaculation.

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Does Christianity teach that fortune telling by means such as tarot cards or horoscopes is evil? Fortune Telling in every form is seen as evil in Christianity.

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Is your house new or old? About 17 years old.

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Why do some parents choose to not circumsize their childrens peinises? It's not needed, and it puts the child at risk in way more ways than one!

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How common is texting while driving? It's far too common. It causes a lot of accidents!

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I am so close to becoming a level 29 here on AB. Will you help me out? And this isn't just asking for free points. It's witty and clever lol.

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What's your favorite jelly? -strawberry Blueberry first, strawberry second! Good question. 4+

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What would be better? If all of us were aliens - or - cartoons? I'd rather be a cartoon. As a cartoon you are unlimited by the natural laws of the universe. You can get run over by a train and live, run at light speed, and do anything else you wish! Great question! 4+

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Aye, Aye Captain(fill in the last name)_____________? Creative.

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I keep getting a stiffness and dull ache in my fingers, that comes and goes. I get it in both my hands, but more in my right hand. This morning I woke up, and couldn't straighten my index finger. My forearm aches as well. Any ideas what this might be? hmmmm

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Okay my boyfriend's mom hates me because she thinks I call to much. With him calling me, I really only call him like every other day. Like she really just hates me for that one reason. Do you think that's a little ridiculous? Tell her, I want simple respect. I expect nothing more and I'll accept nothing less.

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Why hasn't Patrick Swayzes death been made a big deal of? He deserves more attention then any other stars in my opinion.

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What would be a funny name for a motel? 69 Inn.

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Aye, Aye Captain(fill in the last name)_____________? Fat-Ass.

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Aye, Aye Captain(fill in the last name)_____________? Anus.

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Do you like to play Yahtzee? Bingo! YAHTZEE! Is that your final answer? Our survey says... God! Bing bing bing bing! Yahtzee is a great game!!

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Sniff, sniff! PHEW!!! What is that atrocious odor? I went poo a little while ago, wiped good, but now I've got grease crack and need to wipe again. That's probably what you are smelling. ....Sorry!

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Aye, Aye Captain(fill in the last name)_____________? Crotch.

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In the navy, when would you say "aye aye, sir" as opposed to "aye, sir"? Are the two completely interchangeable, or does it depend on the command/situation? Aye Aye, Captain Crotch!

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Okay my boyfriend's mom hates me because she thinks I call to much. With him calling me, I really only call him like every other day. Like she really just hates me for that one reason. Do you think that's a little ridiculous? I think she is being a little silly. Have a talk to her in a very mature, calm manner and see what can be accomplished that way. If that doesn't help then, you should tell her she is acting childish and being very disrespectful to you. Best of luck baby!

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How do you feel when you've asked a logical, helpful question that gets many down-rates? I feel a little bit angry, and figure is just one of those fuck tards, with no life, who gets a kick out of down rating people. It's a pretty stupid thing to get a kick out of, actually!

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The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Isn't this just terrible? He looks a little like Casper in ghost form!

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Any ladies out there who like the taste of dick cheese? LMAO!

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I saw someone peering in my window and chased them off with my shotgun, only to realize it was Santa. Do I have time to redeem myself before Christmas, or should I be expecting a lump of coal? lol!

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The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Isn't this just terrible? h'um 'h'um!

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What is the easiest way to learn a new language?? [fluently.] Immersion! Listening to music in the language you are learning is a great help! I am currently learning Russian and Hebrew!

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How old was your mom when she gave birth to you? I'm not sure of her exact age, but I know she was born 2 years before Moses.

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Will accountants ALWAYS be in demand? Of course, just like proctologists!

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The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Isn't this just terrible? Poor bastard!

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What does WOW mean? Wankin' On Wilma!

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The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Isn't this just terrible? "He's in hell, baking pies without an oven!" George Carlin

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Is boxing dead or alive? Boxing is alive! Great sport, I love it!

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How should lawyers dress in court? We're going to court you'll need your Kangaroo Suit!

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Superman: George Reeves or Christopher Reeve? Christopher Reeves, end of story!

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How big is answerbag? If it can hold the amount of groceries I usually buy at the store, then I will be very impressed!

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What does pathogenic mean? path·o·gen·ic (pāth'ə-jěn'ĭk) adj. 1. Capable of causing disease. 2. Originating or producing disease. 3. Of or relating to pathogenesis.

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Do you ever fall asleep just listening or feeling your heartbeat? I fall asleep listening to my girls and she falls asleep listening to mine.

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God,I wish I hadn't _______ farted when she tickled my balls, it really wrecked the moment!

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Is accounting a good long-term career choice? I think so, and here's why, lol:

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Whats something you could never see yourself doing? I don't know because I can't see myself doing it, and I'd have to in order to answer your question.:P

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Will you adopt me?:) refers to picture. Only if you share your box of Captain Crunch with me!

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Was this summer very memorable for you? Very memorable, but for many unhappy reasons.

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Is it time for bed? Almost time for bed. *Yawn*

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Have you ever had to go to the bathroom really bad in pubic, and been unfortunate enough to not make it? lol.

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Your last name is Job. Thus, you name your kid__________? Blow.

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Your last name is Squirt. Thus, you name your kid___________? Butt.

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Donald duck rapes you in front of a large group of people. To deal with the shame and humiliation, you A.) Go to Therapy or B.) Kill yourself? Quack!

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Why are spiders so creepy? "What amazes me, is that women will pour hot wax on their legs, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider." Jerry Seinfeld

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What cartoons do you suspect are gay? I think the chip on Popeye's shoulder is a dead give-away. Charlie Brown and Pig-Pen.

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Funny name for a Law firm? For a law firm not sure, but for a prison: Department of Erections.

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You have 3 wishes,but they cant be for money,what are they? I wish for: A tiny penis. Tiny balls. A woman with INSANELY MASSIVE TITS AND ASS!!

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What is the most annoying thing about cat ownership? Hair on everything! But hey, they do what they do. Gotta love 'em!

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What vegetables cause gas like beans and cauliflower? Brussel Sprouts are little balls of methane!

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What gives you courage? My faith in EHYEH-ASHER-EHYEH

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What vegetables cause gas like beans and cauliflower? Hahaha, Broccoli eh? "Vile Weed!"

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Your last name is Job. Thus, you name your kid__________? Well my name is Steven, so I'd name my kid after me. Steven Jobs. Hahaha, I wish I was Steven Jobs!

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What image comes to mind at the word "Egypt"? Do you have a desire to visit there? The Pyramids. The movie The Mummy. Curses. Sex in extremely erotic costumes and settings! Yes, I do plan to visit there!!!

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I'm so happy and grateful now that.... That my constipation is cured!

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If you woke up in the body of your worst enemy, what would you do to screw up their life? Every terrible thing under the sun.

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If your last name was Scrotum, what would your full name be? Steven Curtis Scrotum.

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Are you at home? Yes and no. This is a loaded question for me at the moment.

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What does electronvolt mean "In physics, the electron volt (symbol eV; also written electronvolt according to the NIST, IUPAC,[1] and BIPM[2]) is a unit of energy. By definition, it is equal to the amount of kinetic energy gained by a single unbound electron when it accelerates through an electrostatic potential difference of one volt." Wikipedia

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Your last name is stink. Thus, you name your kid_____________? Vaginal.

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Which game came first? Monopoly or Scrabble? Monopoly came first.

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Your last name is stink. Thus, you name your kid_____________? Deadly.

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Have you ever tried or considered trying to break a guiness record? If so, which one? Longest amount of time spent having sex.

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Is it true that the patterns that your feces smears make on the inside of a toilet can tell your future? lmao!

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What is the Visa you get to enter different foreign countries, does it have anything to do with credit cards? Thanks for the answers people! I am from Canada, and have traveled all over Canada, and to the States years ago, but never outside of North America and wasn't sure about the whole Visa situation.

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What is your highest priority of your life right now? Proving the existence of aliens.

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You're surrounded by children, stub your toe, and instead of cursing you say______________? Fuck, fuck, fuck and more fuck!

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Am a bit nervous as go the doctors tomorrow for anti-depressants,thought couple of decades of misery was quite enough.whats the good ones? Don't go on pills unless you really have to. Reclaim your mind! In the end you are your best healer. Take a listen to this. This guy is a genius. Hope you feel better!

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Do you ever feel like you've lost your soul mate; dated a person and it didn't work out, yet you've thought about them every single day for years and years? Thought this question would get more answers. Guess me and the other person that answered are the only ones.

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You know you're poor when...? ...when you have a deep yearning to be Charlie Bucket!

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Where can I post ads online for free? http://www.craigslist.com

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Would you have a rabbit or a guinea-pig as a pet? They are both wonderful in their own ways. I don't believe in liking one sort of animal better than another. I don't dislike an animal because it doesn't behave how I want it to. However, some people think that way, and it's sad...not to mention stupid. All animals are wonderful in their own way!

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What are your favorite aspects of the Chinese language and Culture? (2009-09-24) The women of China! Mmmmm, chinese pussy smothered in sweet and sour sauce...is heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Drink your lime Kool-Aid with strips of baloney in it. You want to grow up to be big and strong don't you? The "lime Kool-Aid with strips of baloney in it" is actually a quote from MASH. BJ: (Eats mess tent food) Ugh, this is terrible! Hawkeye: And this comes from a man who drinks lime Kool-Air with strips of baloney in it!

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Does anyone else think the term 'scientific fact' is tossed around all to carelessly these days? It's absolutely tossed around to carelessly. The average person in western society acts like a know-it-all. In fact, it's become so common that most people aren't even aware they are doing it anymore. Like, when you talk to someone these days, it's very common to get responses such as, "yah for sure" , or "Oh I know." Honestly, how often these...

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Is it better to be Single or Married? Single. Ask virtually anyone this question who has been married for a long time and you will get your answer. Even a person is happy in their marriage...secretly, and deep down, a part of that person really wishes they could be single again!

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Biting of the nails. Picking of a scab. Cracking of the knuckles. What's your nervous twitch? Smacking hot looking female asses. That's how I relief my stress.

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Your last name is stink. Thus, you name your kid_____________? Armpit.

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Your last name is stink. Thus, you name your kid_____________? Twat.

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Do you like McDonalds fries? Mcdonald's fries are quite radio active.

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Your last name is sucker. Thus, you name your kid__________? Ball.

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Your last name is sucker. Thus, you name your kid__________? Clit.

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Do you remember the Mamas and the Papas? "All the leaves are brown." I take it some ran out of TP! Wonderful group of musicians!

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What Gift Should You Give Your Security Guard? If I remember correctly, George Costanza gave the security guard a rocking chair for a gift.

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Do you think weird al is funny? King of Parody!

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Why do smokers on AB wonder why folks are rude to them when most smokers I know (about 99% of them) litter, disregard no smoking regulations, and are themselves insufferably rude? If I am in a public park or out in the woods, no I won't just toss my bud on the ground as it can poison animals, insects ect. If I am at a mall, I usually put it in the bud out bin. If there is no bin then I toss it on the ground, and it's now the companies responsibility to keep their premise clean and presentable! As for smokers being rude...hahahaha ok then! If anything I...

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Most acne face washes contain salicylic acid which treats/drys out the acne. I noticed the other day at the store that (foot) Corn remover has the highest content of salicylic acid, about 45%. Do you think it would be ok to treat acne with it? Back when I was a teenager I found the best way to treat acne was, to just go outside and get some sun! I tried creams, and what-not...but overall it only made things worse. If the cream or whatever you are using stings when you put it on, then it's probably harming more than helping. Go sit in the sun and let the sun get at it! It's the natural cure for acne. Don't use...

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Corn Flakes or Frosted Flakes? I prefer Corn Flakes. I like to put brown sugar on them! Yum yum!

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If a person falls or jumps off a skyscraper, do you think they feel the initial smack when they hit the ground, for like a split second before they die? I can see a person passing out before they hit the ground, not sure about dying though. I don't see a really strong breeze killing a person lol.

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Why does a bee die after it strings you? Interesting answer!

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If a person falls or jumps off a skyscraper, do you think they feel the initial smack when they hit the ground, for like a split second before they die? Probably depends on how you land.

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I think making fun of/poking fun at ourselves is a good thing. What do you think? If you can't laugh at yourself, then it's clear you take yourself to seriously and are insecure. My advice? Lighten the fuck up!!! Happy trails all!

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Why do people eat meat? ... isnt that sinful? Isnt it a shameful act to forcefully kill a creature.. human or not! if they are crying out and running for their life then you should protect them rather than ruthlessly kill them just to selfishly satisfy y Here's my take on it: Eating the amount of meat we NEED to survive is fine. However, in today's society we've gone far beyond consuming what we need. Mcdonalds, Burger King and all this other fast food trash is exactly what I am talking about. The Rain Forest is being destroyed in order to create farms for soy, in order to feed cattle. This is all so we can satisfy our taste...

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Name a movie that has rodents! Mouse Hunt, G-Force(well Guinea Pigs are no longer classed as rodents, but whatever), Ratatouille.

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If Jesus healed you from constipation, do you think the shit inside you would merely disappear or would it fire out of you like a canon ball? Interesting...

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Which is your favorite Christmas tradition? Mixing rum and eggnog! I drink that like there's no tomorrow!

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What are some good Russian singers, and or bands that sing in Russian? More answers welcome!

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What are some good Russian singers, and or bands that sing in Russian? Any other answers?

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How old will you be in the year 2020? 6000

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"Soups not a meal!" Bania from Seinfeld. Do you agree or disagree? I am with Elaine, depends on the soup and whether or not you crumbled crackers in it lol.

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If we discover another sentient species whcih level of Technological Advancement would be preferable 1. Our Level of Tech 2. More Primitive than we are like middle ages advanced 3. More Advanced or 4. Hunter/Gatherer or Tribal. (2009-08-23) I think there are probably many species of aliens, each at a different place in their evolution. Some aliens will be at our level, while others are either more advanced or primitive.

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Name the 5 largest countries in the world, starting with the largest. I take it you mean by area and not population. The top 10 largest countries are: 1.) Russia 2.) Canada 3.) China 4.) U.S.A. 5.) Brazil 6.) Australia 7.) India 8.) Argentina 9.) Kazakhstan 10.) Sudan Source: http://www.mapsofworld.com/world-top-ten/world-top-ten-largest-countries-in-area-map.html

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Why does the devil always stop me and bring me down? My penis has the same question.

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Where did capes originate from and what was the purpose for wearing them? hmmm, interesting.

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Have you ever used a fleshlight? Are they any good? He says something funny about a flashlight at the end. Enjoy!

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What is Russia's dominant religion? Seriously, what's the answer?

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Can people of other faiths be canonized into sainthood by the Catholic Church? I believe the person has to be Catholic. It's the saints strong faith and devotion to Christ, through the power of Christ, that has made them a saint.

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Did the whole "Freewill" thing apply to the animals on Noah's Arc or did God intervene so that they didn't kill each other? Not sure exactly, but God is in control of everything so He's always intervening in one way or another. Hope this helps. God bless you!!

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Mantras for a girl vashikaran easily? 1.) Om Namah Shivah 2.) Om Mani Padme Hum 3.) Om Gum Ganapataye Svaha 4.) Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare, Hare Rama, Hare Rama, Rama Rama, Hare Hare. 5.) The most powerful name a person can call upon is the name of Jesus the Christ.

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When do you find it easiest to connect with source, or the universe, or your own spiritual self? If you could only pick one 15 minute period, every day, to meditate or pray, what would it be? At night before bed.

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If you had to pick between only being able to quack or moo for the rest of your life, which would you choose? Moo, Moo, Moo!

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Who is your favourite comedian? Lee Evans.

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What language did the word "poo" evolve out of? Actually I am looking for the real answer. Though, jokes are definitely welcome.

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Who was Christopher Robin looking for in the toilet? Pooh.