Answerbag: Talk to Joe's answers

Answer to If I want your opinion I'll ________?

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:44:09 -0700

If I want your opinion I'll ________?

give it to you first

Answer to What's your favorite movie about aliens?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:53:02 -0700

What's your favorite movie about aliens?

Aliens

Answer to Do you get bummed when you get onto the AB Site to find that you don't have any new comments or answers?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:52:38 -0700

Do you get bummed when you get onto the AB Site to find that you don't have any new comments or answers?

Totally Dude!

Answer to What are some good songs for weddings?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:51:16 -0700

What are some good songs for weddings?

highway to hell !

Answer to Why do people lie about their relationships?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:32:41 -0700

Why do people lie about their relationships?

Men NEVER Live. Women mis-hear

Answer to Would you consider marrying someone you met online, talked online with cam and voice for two years, and met in person twice for three weeks each time?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:25:54 -0700

Would you consider marrying someone you met online, talked online with cam and voice for two years, and met in person twice for three weeks each time?

It depends on if you have seen there bank statments online!

Answer to This guy told me he was scared of having a relationship right now but he wanted to not pass up the chance to have one with me. when we made plans to hang out though he totally blew me off. should i forget about him?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:11:59 -0700

This guy told me he was scared of having a relationship right now but he wanted to not pass up the chance to have one with me. when we made plans to hang out though he totally blew me off. should i forget about him?

You should have already forgotten about him. Just shout out "NEXT!"

Answer to Chuck Norris, whats your reply?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 14:57:52 -0700

Chuck Norris, whats your reply?

No reply. Just Respect!

Answer to My boss's grandmother is being given too much medication by one of her caregivers. Another caregiver told this to me in confidence. My question, do I tell my boss because the health of his grandmother is very implortant or do I keep quiet as asked.

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 14:56:54 -0700

My boss's grandmother is being given too much medication by one of her caregivers. Another caregiver told this to me in confidence. My question, do I tell my boss because the health of his grandmother is very implortant or do I keep quiet as asked.

Absolutetly not. These are not the kind of things you stay quite about.

Answer to Do you think a home birth is safe?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 14:54:13 -0700

Do you think a home birth is safe?

We had a close one one our first child and even though I was there I didn't really know there were any anything wrong. I only found out later that our daughter was in distress. It all turned out fine but because we were in a hospital

Answer to How to write a legal order requesting payment for service render.

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:11:30 -0700

How to write a legal order requesting payment for service render.

Invoice!

Answer to Is it normal that the father dont talk to there kids just being apathedic to them

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:11:11 -0700

Is it normal that the father dont talk to there kids just being apathedic to them

Very common for the first couple of years. Somone said to me that for the first few years they are for the moms once they can walk talk and do things they become dad's best friend

Answer to Do you think they are goning to make a jumper 2

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:08:14 -0700

Do you think they are goning to make a jumper 2

I will be "hopping" made it they dont. Seriously no sign of it on IMDB

Answer to What are the top 4 things that could make a first date end bad?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:07:14 -0700

What are the top 4 things that could make a first date end bad?

1. he is a she (and visa versa) 2. he tells you that you sister is a better kisser 3. he says "efore we have dinner I have to kill it first" 4. you in a bar with the TV on showing his picture as "ecaped from prison"

Answer to What state should I move to? I am in Colorado now, What state should I move to and why?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:00:50 -0700

What state should I move to? I am in Colorado now, What state should I move to and why?

Move here. It's really nice

Answer to Do or did you sometimes groom your s/o?

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:22:25 -0700

Do or did you sometimes groom your s/o?

Every year when her wool gets to long. Baah

Answer to Is excessive swearing unattractive?

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:17:39 -0700

Is excessive swearing unattractive?

The more you swear the less effective it becomes. Hearing F..K from someone who very rarely says it can silence a room.

Answer to What does tree sap taste like?

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:20:52 -0700

What does tree sap taste like?

I will ask my baby brother and get back to you.

Answer to I have a younger sister that is now 15. A couple months ago she started getting really mean towards everybody. Whenever I visit her I am always nice to her cause I barely get to see my family. She now disowned me. I don't get it. What can i do?

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:17:38 -0700

I have a younger sister that is now 15. A couple months ago she started getting really mean towards everybody. Whenever I visit her I am always nice to her cause I barely get to see my family. She now disowned me. I don't get it. What can i do?

just wait

Answer to Name 3 Things A Woman Can't Resist In A Relationship?

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:16:59 -0700

Name 3 Things A Woman Can't Resist In A Relationship?

1. Big 2. Fat 3. Wallett

Answer to What are some different slang phrases you can use to say "I have to go poo"?

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:07:50 -0700

What are some different slang phrases you can use to say "I have to go poo"?

I am off to make a politician

Answer to What are some different slang phrases you can use to say "I have to go poo"?

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:06:55 -0700

What are some different slang phrases you can use to say "I have to go poo"?

Captains log

Answer to What is social justice?

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 06:23:10 -0700

What is social justice?

when everyone treats everyone else the way they would like to be treated

Answer to Which words are inherently funny?

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 06:13:32 -0700

Which words are inherently funny?

son of a beech

Answer to What is the name of a person in your life you consider very wise?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:56:27 -0700

What is the name of a person in your life you consider very wise?

My 7 year old is a SAGE!

Answer to Do ya like this picture ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:46:38 -0700

Do ya like this picture ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐?

what is it?

Answer to Ive been with my boyfriend for 2 years, he is 31 and im 28, and I discovered that for the past 2 months he has been cheating on me, lied about it when confronted, then passed it off as nothing as it was only texting, I dumped him, but why do I miss him?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:42:35 -0700

Ive been with my boyfriend for 2 years, he is 31 and im 28, and I discovered that for the past 2 months he has been cheating on me, lied about it when confronted, then passed it off as nothing as it was only texting, I dumped him, but why do I miss him?

Copy and paste whats below as a new answer NOW and you will be on your way yo forgetting him. "What the best way to meeting genuine honest people who are intereted in a relationship"

Answer to If you could rename the internet, what would you call it?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:40:03 -0700

If you could rename the internet, what would you call it?

the addiction

Answer to Do you know of a diet that actually shows real results and doesn't envovle exercise?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:34:51 -0700

Do you know of a diet that actually shows real results and doesn't envovle exercise?

It's called the "fooling yourself diet" Read "Burn the Fat Feed the Muscle"

Answer to Who is your worst enemy, and why? What would you like to see happen to said person and why?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:31:34 -0700

Who is your worst enemy, and why? What would you like to see happen to said person and why?

myself - I know where I want to go but I don't let my self get there. Proof. I really want to go to bed now but I am still here.

Answer to When was the last time you read something?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:27:48 -0700

When was the last time you read something?

When was the last time you asked a silly question

Answer to When my boyfreind tries to finger me.my vagina hurts.what should i do?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:22:38 -0700

When my boyfreind tries to finger me.my vagina hurts.what should i do?

WD-40 or does this make it WD-41?

Answer to Who do you love more? Mom or Dad?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:11:35 -0700

Who do you love more? Mom or Dad?

If you change the question to who would you miss more would it change peoples answers

Answer to When the made got illegal and how and or why

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:09:54 -0700

When the made got illegal and how and or why

If I read your question correctly the answer is simple. Two dwarfs and a rubber hose.

Answer to If we were to update the seven deadly sins. What would the eight be?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:06:24 -0700

If we were to update the seven deadly sins. What would the eight be?

TYPING IN ALL CAPS

Answer to When the the last time you cleaned the crumbs from your toaster?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:04:34 -0700

When the the last time you cleaned the crumbs from your toaster?

when it caught fire

Answer to Is life technically a dream? (with great emphasis on 'technically')

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:00:25 -0700

Is life technically a dream? (with great emphasis on 'technically')

If it is alot of us are sharing it. Take the blue pill.

Answer to When was the last time you felt proud of someone you know ... Did you tell them how you felt?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:57:03 -0700

When was the last time you felt proud of someone you know ... Did you tell them how you felt?

My little girl and I tell her every day

Answer to Have you ever got a autograph back via email?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:56:35 -0700

Have you ever got a autograph back via email?

Yes. From r2d2

Answer to Does any body know how i get headaches. Because every monday, wednesday, and friday i get em after basketball practice. if you can find anything that releats to this tell me, PLEASE. :-) :->

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:55:49 -0700

Does any body know how i get headaches. Because every monday, wednesday, and friday i get em after basketball practice. if you can find anything that releats to this tell me, PLEASE. :-) :->

Dehydration was a major problem and I didn't even feel thirsty. Drink pure water only.

Answer to Was your last meal a good one?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:46:54 -0700

Was your last meal a good one?

It was with people I love. It was perfect.

Answer to Why do we never see birds drop out of the sky when they die?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:45:12 -0700

Why do we never see birds drop out of the sky when they die?

I hit one with a tennis ball once and I did see it fall out of the sky?

Answer to Christians: Can any of you recommend a good apologists that don't rely primarily on circular reasoning? Not trying to mock. Just looking for good resources that go beyond the standard arguments.

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:44:31 -0700

Christians: Can any of you recommend a good apologists that don't rely primarily on circular reasoning? Not trying to mock. Just looking for good resources that go beyond the standard arguments.

Yes. Google!

Answer to Have you ever had salmon cooked on a barbeque?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:38:25 -0700

Have you ever had salmon cooked on a barbeque?

When it turns a salmon color it's done!

Answer to I'm making liver and onions tonight, would you like to come over for dinner?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:37:13 -0700

I'm making liver and onions tonight, would you like to come over for dinner?

Can I see your photo first?

Answer to When was the last time you interacted with a total stranger?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:33:15 -0700

When was the last time you interacted with a total stranger?

When I answered this question.

Answer to How do bats know when it is night time

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:29:15 -0700

How do bats know when it is night time

They can't see the bat signal in the day time

Answer to I'm so hungry i could eat a__________

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:27:48 -0700

I'm so hungry i could eat a__________

at Taco Bell

Answer to Guns don't kill people, bullets do. Why not put a $100 dollar tax on bullets to insure that they are only used when necessary and we can avoid constitutional "right to bear arms" issues?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 07:32:27 -0700

Guns don't kill people, bullets do. Why not put a $100 dollar tax on bullets to insure that they are only used when necessary and we can avoid constitutional "right to bear arms" issues?

Guns do kill people.

Answer to Did you had wine today?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 07:29:05 -0700

Did you had wine today?

No but I did have a liitle moan!

Answer to Is there anything about your mom/dad that you hope you never become?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 07:24:14 -0700

Is there anything about your mom/dad that you hope you never become?

I hope I never become tired of them

Answer to Why, what, when, how, where, and who

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 07:12:25 -0700

Why, what, when, how, where, and who

Kipling. (abridged version)

Answer to Do you get the urge to punch a wall or something around you when you get crazy mad? Why does that seem like it will make you feel better?

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:05:10 -0700

Do you get the urge to punch a wall or something around you when you get crazy mad? Why does that seem like it will make you feel better?

I don't hit walls but I have gone through a few tennis rackets

Answer to Why does my cavalier king charles spaniel carry his water bowl around?

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:02:39 -0700

Why does my cavalier king charles spaniel carry his water bowl around?

Because he cant carry a gun!

Answer to What did Jehovah do that loads of people witnessed?

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:11:28 -0700

What did Jehovah do that loads of people witnessed?

He invented the door bell

Answer to Have you ever break up with your Girlfriend/boyfriend due to bad body language?

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:49:12 -0700

Have you ever break up with your Girlfriend/boyfriend due to bad body language?

No but bad dancing has made me think

Answer to I m really proud of __________. WHAT?

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:47:40 -0700

I m really proud of __________. WHAT?

somethings I have never told anyone

Answer to Do you believe in demons?

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:32:28 -0700

Do you believe in demons?

We are the Demons and we are the Angels we are also the Devil and God

Answer to What is the meaning of life?

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:30:28 -0700

What is the meaning of life?

There is no meaning to life. Our only role is to make the next generation. EVERYTHING else has no real meaning. You could ask why is any other animal here?

Answer to How many people in AB are looking for more points than answers?

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 02:09:56 -0700

How many people in AB are looking for more points than answers?

too many

Answer to How many hours or days or weeks does it take for true love to develop?

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 01:51:12 -0700

How many hours or days or weeks does it take for true love to develop?

Can you not love a child before it's even born?

Answer to How many sins are there?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:40:53 -0700

How many sins are there?

one for every day of your life and more

Answer to How often do you bathe or shower?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:39:19 -0700

How often do you bathe or shower?

Once a week weather I nned it or not

Answer to I don't believe in....................................

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:37:15 -0700

I don't believe in....................................

a perfect credit rating

Answer to What do you see in their eyes?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:35:24 -0700

What do you see in their eyes?

Wonder

Answer to Why does this song depress me so?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:28:04 -0700

Why does this song depress me so?

Only you can answer that

Answer to Name 3 Things Men Do Which Forces Girls to Reject Them?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:27:05 -0700

Name 3 Things Men Do Which Forces Girls to Reject Them?

1. Talk 2. About 3. Themselves

Answer to What is something you will fing in your Grocery Store with a price range of $1.05 to $5.01?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:26:28 -0700

What is something you will fing in your Grocery Store with a price range of $1.05 to $5.01?

$5 phone credit

Answer to Is it true that british guys are much hotter than american guys?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:21:34 -0700

Is it true that british guys are much hotter than american guys?

Wait untill you meat a real Irishman. Have you heard of the Murphy 22" Flat

Answer to Walking by a graveyard in the late 18th & early 19th century you hear a tinkling bell. What might it be?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:46:40 -0700

Walking by a graveyard in the late 18th & early 19th century you hear a tinkling bell. What might it be?

This is where the idea of Saved by the Bell came from. A person in a coffin had a rope tied to their hand. If they moved the bell rang. Someone had to hear it though.

Answer to Barack Obama has given his Middle East speech. If you watched it, what are your thoughts?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:44:39 -0700

Barack Obama has given his Middle East speech. If you watched it, what are your thoughts?

from a european point of view. Brave but risky

Answer to What was the last book that you read and enjoyed thoroughly?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:34:14 -0700

What was the last book that you read and enjoyed thoroughly?

Contagious from Scott Sigler

Answer to WHAT MAKES A GUY FALL FOR ANOTHER GIRL IF HES WITH SOMEONE ALREADY???? THAT HAPPEND TO ME AND I JUST WANT TO UNDESTAND WHY?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:29:10 -0700

WHAT MAKES A GUY FALL FOR ANOTHER GIRL IF HES WITH SOMEONE ALREADY???? THAT HAPPEND TO ME AND I JUST WANT TO UNDESTAND WHY?

Far away fields are greener syndrome

Answer to Why do a lot of people who are atheists and even some agnostics seem so antagonistic against religious people, especially Christians?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:27:40 -0700

Why do a lot of people who are atheists and even some agnostics seem so antagonistic against religious people, especially Christians?

lack of tolerence. Does not say much for them.

Answer to If somebody told you to Chillax.......what would you do...?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:26:26 -0700

If somebody told you to Chillax.......what would you do...?

not take myself so serious

Answer to I naturally have long wavy/curly hairs , and i'm tired of looking the same and i don't want to cut it ! So i thought i would get bangs .... what do u think should i?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:22:59 -0700

I naturally have long wavy/curly hairs , and i'm tired of looking the same and i don't want to cut it ! So i thought i would get bangs .... what do u think should i?

after years of a tight hair cut I am now letting it grow longer and I am getting lots of nice comments. Not because my hair style is much better but because it is different to me. Try something diffrent. It does not have to be radical. Good Luck

Answer to If diamonds are a girl's best friend, what is a guy's best friend?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:19:56 -0700

If diamonds are a girl's best friend, what is a guy's best friend?

Diamonds ARE a girls best friend but in this economy gold gives a better return.

Answer to If someone could stick a price tag on your back, what would it say?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:17:49 -0700

If someone could stick a price tag on your back, what would it say?

irregular, but works well. a cosy fit.

Answer to What's the first thing you do in the shower?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:00:17 -0700

What's the first thing you do in the shower?

get burned then turn it down

Answer to What's the first thing you do in the shower?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:59:48 -0700

What's the first thing you do in the shower?

hum !

Answer to If you had the time,would you volunteer your spare time to help others in the community?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:31:59 -0700

If you had the time,would you volunteer your spare time to help others in the community?

does community service count?

Answer to Hawaii. jake has joined the guru room!!!who would like to give him some congratulatory words on getting this far?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:31:00 -0700

Hawaii. jake has joined the guru room!!!who would like to give him some congratulatory words on getting this far?

Shut the door. Were you born on a farm! Well done.

Answer to Do you like to help strangers?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:24:27 -0700

Do you like to help strangers?

It depends on how strange they are but generally yes.

Answer to Who would like to participate in a sociology experiment? Tell me why or why not.

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:23:38 -0700

Who would like to participate in a sociology experiment? Tell me why or why not.

By writing this I have just answered both questions

Answer to Do you live to work or work to live?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:21:39 -0700

Do you live to work or work to live?

Do we have a choice anymore?

Answer to Do you live to work or work to live?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:18:15 -0700

Do you live to work or work to live?

Work to Live when ever possible

Answer to Do you take an antidepressant? If so, what kind and how helpful has it been for you? Any unwanted side effects?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:14:17 -0700

Do you take an antidepressant? If so, what kind and how helpful has it been for you? Any unwanted side effects?

No. I'm Irish.

Answer to _ tastes like __?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:13:35 -0700

_________ tastes like __________?

chicken tastes like chicken

Answer to What do you think of when I say "Las Vegas"?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:12:06 -0700

What do you think of when I say "Las Vegas"?

5 Hour Energy Drink

Answer to Is your swimming pool ready yet?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:53:41 -0700

Is your swimming pool ready yet?

No as I have not blown it up yet.

Answer to How to start a conversation with a new women?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 09:30:35 -0700

How to start a conversation with a new women?

with a smile

Answer to Do you think this 'recession' is affecting your relationship with your s/o? If so, how?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 09:20:42 -0700

Do you think this 'recession' is affecting your relationship with your s/o? If so, how?

With less money I think people are spending more time with each other now that they don't go out so much. This will cause some relationships to get stronger but other to realise they don't want to be together anymore

Answer to What if humans had necks like giraffes?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 09:15:33 -0700

What if humans had necks like giraffes?

self Blow job city !!!!!

Answer to What is the alternative to saying "I need to use the bathroom?"

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 09:06:20 -0700

What is the alternative to saying "I need to use the bathroom?"

Captain's Log

Answer to What is the alternative to saying "I need to use the bathroom?"

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 08:45:12 -0700

What is the alternative to saying "I need to use the bathroom?"

I must unleash the un tameable

Answer to Who killed Bill? RIP (Link) http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/06/04/obit.david.carradine/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 08:23:08 -0700

Who killed Bill? RIP (Link) http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/06/04/obit.david.carradine/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

Bill never dies it was all for the insurance.

Answer to I got Drunk last weekend and gave a homeless guy £7.. whats the most you have ever given to a homeless person?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 08:12:39 -0700

I got Drunk last weekend and gave a homeless guy £7.. whats the most you have ever given to a homeless person?

My time. It cost me nothing but really helped him

Answer to My ex bf cheated on me.. broke my heart and broke up w/ me by never talking 2 me again.. its been a few months yet i still cnt get over it at times.. like i used 2 cry thinking how much he hrt me.. i was used.. but how do i get over him?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 08:10:01 -0700

My ex bf cheated on me.. broke my heart and broke up w/ me by never talking 2 me again.. its been a few months yet i still cnt get over it at times.. like i used 2 cry thinking how much he hrt me.. i was used.. but how do i get over him?

The best way to getover a man is to "get over" another

Answer to What is your fact of the day? Mine is: Guinea pigs needs hay to eat in order to survive. It is a source of fiber/roughage and helps wear down their teeth.

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:57:11 -0700

What is your fact of the day? Mine is: Guinea pigs needs hay to eat in order to survive. It is a source of fiber/roughage and helps wear down their teeth.

My Fact. Silly facts can take up a lot of your time!

Answer to What part of the male body turns women on the most?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:32:06 -0700

What part of the male body turns women on the most?

The back pocket of their jeans where they keep their wallet. Seriously though, their ears. When a man uses them it can work wonders.