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mohammed said allah used to speak to him.Do you think mohammed would be locked up as being insane in todays society? the only thing mohammed would be locked up for in todays society is for being a paedophile

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What should I say when having phone sex with my boyfriend for the first time? The vert first thing you must say is "HELLO"

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I've been dating my boyfriend since may 15, 2009 how long is that? thats too long.............Has he told you he is gay yet?

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What changes should i make to start new without that person? buy a vibrator

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Is it ok to kiss women when greeting so long as you dont throw the tongue in

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My ex recently told me she wants to see me and she needs to talk to me. what could this mean? Is she deaf and dumb?.....Has a miracle happened

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If anybody needs any help and if your going through depression tell me about it i can help. i am depressed and if anyone else tells me that they can help i am going to kill myself

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? because she kept getting her tits out for the lads

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Why are zebras black and white striped they are bot black and white striped they are white and black striped

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MNy name is Raymond J. Johnson Junior. What can you call me? numb nuts

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Can you tell me some good Orphan Jokes? I cant but oliver twist probably could

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What was your WORST child-hood fear? growing up

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How come we can't take pets to stores? who wants to smell your dogs shit in a restaraunt????????

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Could I be charged with impaired driving if I'm doing sex while operating a vehicle? yes, and you could also be charged with jacking off in a built up area.

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What did they have for 'fast food' back in the caveman days? kentucky fried terrydactyl or maybe a club sandwich

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The date was going really well until....... The date was going really well until i slipped my hand into her knickers and she had a pair of balls

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Is Santa Claus better than Jesus? no but he is better than mohammed or allah

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What if there's no Hell? if there is no hell then where is bin laden getting his shitty little arse banged by the devil 24 hours a day????

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What do you hope Hell is? I hope hell is a plce where bin laden gets it doggy style off the devil 24 hours a day

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Atheists: If you believe religious people are stupid for believing, why do you ridicule? Do you ridicule all people you deem stupid? No i just ridicule muslims because their religion is just sick.A male orientated religion based on bullying.

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Even if Jesus was divine, did his asshole smell just like mine? Yes his arsehole probably smelt the same as yours but he never had a cheesy cock like yours

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Describe an act of random kindness you performed in the past month. you have just answered one of my questions and tried to be smart .And so my random act of kindness was to with hold from telling you to fuck off and not call you a fucking cunt and a dick sucking whore.......See what a nice thoughtful guy i am?

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What do you think of the qu'ran (koran)? to be totally honest i think it is nothing but a joke.It was written by a war mongering woman hating kiddy fiddling bigot so as to scare people and it has worked.

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Do you agree with the French to ban Burka head coverings for women? the same can be said for smoking in public places, so bang goes your argument on your right to do what you want.Whats it got to do with the government where you smoke?

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If you know who Osama bin Laden was, does that mean you're old? no it doesnt mean you are old , but it does mean that you know what a bomb making muslim murdering bastard looks like

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Was Saudi Arabia right to refuse to take Osama Bin Laden's body? (Saudi Arabia is his homeland) bin laden wasnt born he was created he was everything bad about this world.He was buried at sea because the land where they would have buried the little shit would have been barren forever.I dont think any country would have touched him with a shiity stick.Even though saudi arabia is a muslim country not even they would accept the warped little bastard.

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Should Osama have been taken alive to be given a chance to speak? Why or why not? Do me a favour.Once you go terrorist you should lose all human rights.If it was upto me i would have made him eat pig shit before blowing his brains out.I would have also put in the statement of events that led to his killing that bin laden was giving his boyfriend oral sex when they burst the door open.

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Should Osama have been taken alive to be given a chance to speak? Why or why not? Share your answer...

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What do Osama bin Laden and Elvis Presley have in common? both died prematurely and were famous.And osama bin laden was gay but i dont know about elvis

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From a "legal" point of view, what was Osama bin Laden's killing? a good one

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Do SEALs have any methods of capturing an unarmed man? the answer is yes........shoot the bastard

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Mansion! With green mold on the walls and flaky plaster, even making allowances for the raid, the place looks a dump? it may have looked a dump but it was better than a cave

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Killing Osama: Did the USA forget about trials, sentencing, due process? forget the political correctness crap the man was a mass murderer and once youve killed and gone on tv and bragged and threatened about it you should lose all human rights.The man was lower than snake piss and they should not have shot him they should have wounded him and let the bastaed die very slowly and then buried him next to a pig

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If you were president for one day, what is one thing you would change? my underpants

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What is the Islamic definition of peace? Is it that the world should submit to Islam and Allah ? There is no islamic definition of peace.Mohammed was a war monger and a paedo.He also hated women .He wrote the book called the koran so that his hatred could carry on in death.

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What do muslim women wear under their burka? normally they wear a beard or a moustache

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Should this man (Anjem Choudary) be taken seriously? anjem choudary has about fifty followers in the uk.He spouts hatred and is a limp dicked homosexual with a few issues.I would love to have a fist fight with the faggot and break his fucking jaw.I honestly dont know how he has stirred things up in the states because in the uk he is just another homosexual muslim

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Do you agree with the French to ban Burka head coverings for women? I do not think it is a good thing to have women walking about the high street looking like cousin it out of the adams family.And women should not be forced to wear certain clothing because of religeon.The muslim religeon is oppressive to women its as simple as that.

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How can intelligent people seriously believe that the qu'ran is the untouched word of god and has not been influenced by man? the muslim religeon is a backward religeon followed by back ward people but led by intelligent people.The koran has probably been changed on numerous occasions by interpretation.Anyone who is told that if you tie a bomb to your back you will go to heaven with forty virgins when you blow yourself up must be thick as shit or sex starved.That book has been changed so many times that anyone who...

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Do you have a negative view of Muslims? I have never seen so many muslims answering a question being nice about muslims.The answers to this question are nothing more than a back slapping party.No one has actually said why they like muslims or any good muslims do for society.They say they hate the west ,so why go west? Muslims are really cool in groups but on their own thats a different matter ande they pull the race...

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What culture would you say is the most sexually frustrated of all? muslims are the most sexually frustrated .Especially the gay muslims they get stoned when caught.And when i say they get stoned i dont mean on weed

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Do Muslims have burials at sea? the americans have slipped up by burying bin laden at sea.Because shit floats

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if i said gordon brown and the labour party were bare faced liars what would you say?

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Do you think Gordon Brown is becoming quite condescending by telling us how we should live our lives? Try putting your rubbish in the wrong bin or use the word paki and the bastard uses anti terrorist laws against you.Gordon brown is nothing but a fat one eyed twat and it sounds like you agree with him

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Someone asked me if there was anything to respect about Christians and I couldn't think of one damn thing. Are these really God's chosen people? I think they are worshiping The Devil and don't know it. God that would be funny. are you a muslim or something?

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do you say you are not a racist but really deep down you know you are? good person say what you think ,too many people are scared to

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do you say you are not a racist but really deep down you know you are? you are correct i do stereo type muslims ,the main reason is that you do not hear the so called nice muslims objecting against the radical muslims.The reason i think they dont is that they are either scared or agree with the radicals...Either way they are cowards from a different culture who should not be in this country trying to take it over.....And as a matter of fact i do not have anything...

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whats a beautiful way to die? the best way to die is naturally

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How do you void a marriage in muslim law? Share your answer...

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How do you void a marriage in muslim law? muslims are a law unto themselves ....if you are thinking about it dont do it youwill probably end up beheaded depending upon which country you are in

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Do you think gordon brown has a social conscience sending our troops to their deaths?.... Share your answer...

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Does Islam really promote violence? Or is this just a misconception? it is a religion for heathens who are full of hate toward the west

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Which white people think that they are the superiour to compare to other races in the world? what race are you?....Do you think that you are inferior to white people?

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why immigrate are still treated like slaves in westeren country>? Which country in the west are you talking about?......It seems to me you are just asking silly questions.....These are usually the type of questions that muslims ask

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is true that British are rude people and they make facial signs when talking? where are you from?......What you describe is brirish muslims.I thought they were all the same over the world being rude ans pulling faces when they cant get what they want

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When shall the slavery ends in this world ? are you a slave ?

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i heard that lemon juice removes freckles. would juice straight from a lemon work? listen......you have got freckles get over it....besides freckles look good

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Will there be any more star wars films unfortunately they cant act when they are dead...I think they have got as much proffit out of it as they can....The original princess now looks like an old whore in real life....nah end it now

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What's your favorite species of alien from the Star Wars Universe? humans

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I've saved a lot of greeting cards over the years, I wonder if anyone has any craft ideas about what to do or make with them? fill the inside of your bin with them

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Why does my wife hate me? I gave up everything to be with her, my dreams and career just to live with her, she changed is non loving. my god what a whimp you are! you have gave up everything and now she has got full control of you she has become bored.......its your own fault ....try standing up for yourself and be a man...who knows you may become a challenge once again and it may light a spark

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Christians, would you donate to help find a cure for gayness(if there were a foundation with that purpose)? there is no cure for gayness ....as well you should know with a name like lord of the rings

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does hemophilia show up in standard blood tests, or is there a special test that needs to be done to diagnose it? what happens when you cut yourself?

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What do you think of muslim people? dirty stinking bastards who have a prophet who is a paedophile and treat women like dirt.......you did ask and i just gave an honest answer.......ps .....i also think they are cowards

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Is it true all radical Islamists grow long beards? sorry it is true but it is also true they have sex with pigs three times a week and rape ten yearold girls it is also true that they beat their wives on a regular basis and pray to mohammed who married a six year old ....which means that their prophet is a paedophile......and if you wrote your question because you were curious i hope all these truths stop you from being curious............

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Do you think gordon brown has a social conscience sending our troops to their deaths?.... in that case mission should be accomplished and get the labour party evicted from ten downing street at the next election

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What is the most humiliating or painful way to stop my brother from banging his girlfriend in my bed when i'm not home? bang her brother in your bed while they are downstairs

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Who was the greatest drummer who ever lived?? my mate lefty.......dont ask why his name is lefty

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Please look at the second woman from the left on the picture. What is above the woman’s head? the ceiling

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Where is George Bush now? What does he do now? george bush lives with tony blair in a secret love nest giving tony blair head all day.And they are probably laughing at all our poor soldiers they have sent to their deaths./////////////////////////////////////////.....i hope the devil takes no pity on them when ramming hot coals up their arseholes

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Any American muslim converts having problems finding halal meat? What do I do if I can't find any? Anyone with info please answer. look mate whats the big deal with halal meat anyway?

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I am a Christian but would love to read the Koran (not sure of spelling), is there an online version in English or a training site for English speakers to get to grips with it? stay away from itas far as you can......and you will also get muslims giving you their extremist views.........before you know it you will have a bomb strapped to your back............and all just because you were curious

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Finish this statement: "Men who hit women are ____________________?" muslims or cowards both the same i suppose

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Everybody is prejudice against something, Are you bold enough to admit what you are prejudice against? muslims who emmigrate to countries and then make demands to have their culture and religion reinstated in the said country

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Im starting a new AB Club called the ANTI-COAT Who's With me!!? THIS SAD PERSON SOUNDS LIKE HE HAS NO FRIENDS......IS THIS A CRY FOR HELP FROM A SADDO WHO ASKS BORING QUESTIONS?

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Any American muslim converts having problems finding halal meat? What do I do if I can't find any? Anyone with info please answer. just have some bacon instead

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Why do people who are completely ignorant of Islam hate it so much? wis i think that theby is probably american or australian but she is definitelly from a country with freedom ao speech thats why her husband left jordan and probably the reason why he married her.Living in an islamic country is not good so he got out.

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Where did Jesus get the money to fund his terrorist organization while paying for food, gas and electricity bills? probably the same place as allah and his paedophile homosexual messenger muhammed

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What is something not wise to ignore? A lump on your testicles if you are male ....Or a lump on your breast if you are female

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What do you call someone who kills Americans in the name of Allah? The same as you would call anyone who kills another person from any country the name of allah.....A pig shagging paedophile following piece of shit who was born from something that was crossed betweeen a pig and a goat....oh and a not very nice person

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Is the war on terrorism destroying our liberties? yes it is .Anti terrorism laws are abused by the government to bring in all kinds of other bye laws to suppress the people

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Would Taliban fighters consider changing sides? The scabby bastards would sell their soul to the devil for more money

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Where do Muslims get the guts to go one Suicide Missions? they havent got guts.They are cowards who have been brainwashed.................like cannon fodder

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What can't you change? the past

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What is the end? the opposite to the begining

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The world would be a better place without ________________? without muslims

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If a guy tries to mug you on the street, and you knock him out in the scuffle, would you take his wallet? yes but only after i had pissed on the bastard

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Does the military accept convicted felons as recruits? the french foreign legion does

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If I wish to become an assassin without any special training or being in a boot camp what are my options? become a muslim

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Do you look down on people who don't drink alcohol? depends on how tall they are

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So my Christmas gift to myself is on its way! I bought myself a black velvet cape. Who here would make fun of me if you saw me wearing it in public? it depends if you are going to wear a pair of tights with your underwear on the outside

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What is the real cause of Terrorism? cowards

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I've been accused of whining a lot lately, but I don't feel that I am whining. How can I tell if I am? your mouth moves

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In your opinion what would make a person mean and nasty? being a muslim

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Can Muslims in American be trusted to adhere to American policy even where it conflicts with Allah? certainly not

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What year is it in Islam? Christianity has us at 2009. What year is it for the Muslim? listen mate half them dont know what day it is ..never mind the year

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What are Islam's views on Breast Implants? if the wifes tits are sagging just get another wife who is twenty years younger

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If Allah really exists why did he not protect mecca over the years? get real allah does not exist......he was invented by a dirty paedo called muhammed he also hated women he was a cobbler by ..trade

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What is the Punishment for a Muslim woman who flashes her breasts? death bt tittilation

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Are Muslims terrified of Muslims as well? they are cowards they will not speak up against the radicals.enough said

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What reward awaits a Muslim who memorizes the entire Quran two weeks in saudi arabia

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Could i marry a muslim i am a non practicing christian. Why would anyone want to do something so silly?

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In Arab societies, what is a Sheikh? its a kebeb

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I expalined to a Muslim friend what my coffee was like and how I made it. He threatened to declare Jihad against it! Should I be afraid? No dont be afraid just kick his ass and tell him that mohammed was a paedo...Muslims are cowards unless they have got a bomb strapped to their back

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How do I get over losing a fight? find out where they live then go the fishing tackle shop and buy some maggots.Pour the maggots into anything that leads into the house.............job done.......sit back and think of all the flies in their house for weeks on end.the fight may have lasted a few minutes but they will suffer for weeks on end

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In the Muslim religion, what must one do to get into heaven? The only way a muslim is guaranteed to go to where ever they go is by blowing innocent people up and becoming a martyr.

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Is there anyone in the Muslim world who isn't allowed to marry? baby girls under six years old

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Do you doubt Prophet Muhammed's claim to prophecy? I stronglydoubt it.I think he was a village chief who got caught kiddie fiddling and said it was god who told him to do it.Word got round to all the other paedos in other villagers,and before long he had a cult following.....Look if someone told you that they speak to god would you believe them?....You would think they were the ramblings of a lunatic.....why is mohammed any diffrent to a mass...

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Take a look at my wife, how do I stop guys from hitting on her? now you know why muslim women wear a burkha

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What sort of ringtones are Muslims allowed to have? ones that set off bombs

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Do Muslim women wear bikinis? muslim women wear what they are told to by their wife beater husbands

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What do you think of 80-year-old Muslim who married 10-year-old? The point that i am making is that there are muslim homosexuals who their own faith will not accept and yet they alow paedohpilia.

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What would you do if you found me in you house eating all your food? kick your fat arse out the front door.And call you alard arsed bastard

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Why should/shouldn't sharia law be accepted in the US? it should not be accepted as it is a law for heathens and limp dicked men who want to bully women and children sad paedophiles like the prophet mohammed

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What is your view on muslim feminists who are againt sharia law? women have the right to a life and not be a slave to mens laws.Sharia law is a law that keeps men being no good bone idle wife and children beaters.All women should fight this barbaric ancient silly limp dicked law.Ithink that men who practice it are mainly homosexuals who hate women and cant come out the closet

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Do you think Sharia law is just misunderstood? sorry it is not misunderstood it is barbaric

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I`ve got a dirty greasy nob what should i polish it with or should i get some one else to do it as it looks hard scrape the cheese off it first

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Do you have a favorite Asian horror movie? my favorits asian horror movie was called the chappatti chopper murders

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If you found a hair on the pie you were eating, would you send it back? it depends on the pie you are eating

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How can Muslim women exercise? unfortunately by the time theyve looked after fourteen kids all day and being raped all night they dont have time for exercise

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What are you commanded to do in islam? masturbate five times a day

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If I randomly called a brown man "A Muslim", would he be offended? how can you offend someone who has got shit for brains?

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Have Muslims ever gone to war during Ramadan? lets face it ..ramadam is only an excuse used for when the lazy people of this religion dont want to work...thats why no one will employ them

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If Shakespeare were alive today what names would he replace Romeo & Juliet with? mohammed and salami

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What are Islams view on incest? muslims are all doing it mothers fathers sons daughters gang bangs they have even got a prophet they pray to who shagged a nine year old muslims are dirty bastards

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Is Gordon Brown a traitor to true socialism? Gordon brown has totally lost it.He lives in his own little world and is quickly becoming a dictator.The sooner he loses the next election and gets his arse booted out of number ten the better.What gave him the right to take away our vote on europe?.....come election day he will pay for that mistake by closing the door after him for the last time on number ten downing street......after which...

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If Gordon Brown had not spent the pension fund what would be my retirement age , am 30 now? excellent question an it is about time the country woke up as to how much they have beenmorally and financially exploited by yhis man personally.He robs the pension fund then puts the age for retirement up and complains that the reason for this is not enough people are taking out retirement pensions..is this man a laugh or what...he then goes on to basically bankrupt the country by bailing out...

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Do you have the contact details for Prime Minister Gordon Brown? ask an illegal immigrant they are all mates with browny

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Do you agree: Gordon Brown the British Prime Minister is gay? yes

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Do you think that a black person will ever be elected PM of Great Britain. If you do,.,when. sorry but we will probaly have a muslim first ..oh my god

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Sum up Tony Blair's time as Prime Minister in 12 words. tony blair was a snivelling ,back stabbing. lieing,selfish two faced bastard

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Should the Gurka's be allowed to stay in the UK? these people fought for our country and shouild be here by right.I find it totally deplorable how this labour government can call an amnesty and let illegal immigrants stay here,but not let people who were prepared to die for this country live here.Gordon brown and jack straw should hold their heads in shame the rotten bastards

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What do you really think of the BNP? they say some things which the other parties think but will not say.

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Do you think the UK is becoming (or has become) an Islamic state? if gordon mohammen brown has his way it will be

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UK BNP political party: For or Against? i have looked at all the replies to this question and there are only three people who have made an attempt to give a reason...everyone seems to dislike the bnp but why cant they give a proper reason why???..If anything they should hate the labour government a and their lunatic immigration policies and not looking after the british people...as if it were not for the labour parties policies there...

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Does Gordon Brown look like a man with a plan? gordon brown has led one of the most corrupt governments in british history.Made major changes to the stature and culture of this country which were not in the manifesto.Robbed every pensioner in the country.Started an illigall war in conjunction with blair. the man has the blood of every dead soldier on his hands.He introduces laws in which if yiu dont agree with him you can end up in...

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Should Britain change its immigration policies? i think it would cut back on immigrants if we done like the states and dont let anyone in with a police record.But unfortunatelly here we litterally let anybodt in.Even illigall immigrants know that if they dont get caught within a certain time the government will have an amnesty and let them stay.And wat really hacks me off is that a lot of thepeople from outside the eu that come here are...

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What do you know about Islam? its barbaric sexist homophobic and is used by nutters to kill people ..........i yhink that is all i need to know...........thank you

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Think you have guts? Would you be willing to draw Mohammed's picture with a crayon and post it on the web along with your real name? ive never saw a picture of mohammed thats why i thought he did not exist

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Why are there seemingbly so little muslim/fundamentelists on this site? this is a recruiyment site for muslims.......but upset them and they will be all over you like a bad suit

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DO YOU THINK THE devil IS AROUND US NOW boo

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If somebody parks so bad next to you that you cannot enter the driver side, what do you do about it? get in on the passenger side snd before you do that let the bastards tyres down

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When you are in the penalty box and You want to know for how long for, how do you find out? when you are in the penalty box they send you an email stating a date in which you can resume

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Do you know anyone who you almost expect to turn up on the Jeremy Kyle show one morning? Or Trisha/Oprah? yes and he made a total tit of himself

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What football team do you support and what is the average attendance for a home game? i support everton

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Do you know a word ending with "ick"? prick

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9 abusive relationships in 2 years. I'm only 14. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!? are you a muslim girl?

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Is "racial" discrimination natural (perhaps even instinct) to humans? yes it is

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Do you have a negative view of Muslims? yes i do

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What's up with quiet people? What are they thinking? they are probably thinking can i get on this train or is there a muslim on it with a bomb strapped to their back

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Would you like to see my face on AB profile? no............only with a burkha.....what gives you the right to show your face and your women cant ..you two faced twat

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If you won a competition and could have one thing supplied for free for the rest of your life what would you choose and why? to live in a country with no muslims

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Is there some "technical" reason why dingbats cannot be included into one's password creation? A "dingbat" is one of these examples: @ # $ % & ! ? > < So why could I not create a password like: "123#$%"? I tought a dingbat was a creature from australia

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Im so tired of catching my brother masturbating in the livingroom. I mean everybody is allowed to go there. I tell him to stop but he doesnt listen. I tell my parents but they dont do anything about it. What can i do? :( throw a bucket of cold water over him

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Best cop comeback , or comment when being pulled over . The same woman said to churchill "you are a drunkard" to which churchill replied "yes i will be sober in the morning but you will still be ugly"

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Best cop comeback , or comment when being pulled over . An irate old woman once said to winston churchill about his drinking "If i were your wife i would poison your drink" churchill replied "And if i were your husband i would quite willinglly drink it"

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When was the last time you use the "F" word in your conversation? i njust caught someone putting junk mail in my post box and told him to fuck off and put his rubbish through someone elses post box

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When Little Red Ridinghood arrived at her grandma's house what did she find? Humorous answers please. she found the wolf giving it to granny doggie fashion

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Who would you split your personality with? myself so i could have a split persomallity

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Name the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "Islam." nine eleven

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England needs tax breaks for the working class, they should be able to have as many children has they want to..Your being overthrown by imigration laws. Feeding others while your children have no future. What can be done? france is now trying to throw its immigrants here and most of them are from muslim countries.Gordonbrown will be out at the next election and then the immigrants wont have it so easy

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If, when dealing with other people whose beliefs differ from yours, you come upon a situation where you have to either dishonor your own beliefs or theres, what do you do? i dishonour theirs if they go about trying to force them upon you

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Are you good at whistling? i cant whistle but i can blow wind

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What's something that goes down? the titanic

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What should the world do about Iran's nuclear program? nuke the bastards

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What was so good about 'the good old days'? not as many immigrants taking our jobs.....no bomb making muslims.....no wheelie bins.....nopolitical correctness............not as many do gooders....being able to put whatever you want in the bin....no gordon brown....no greedy bastard bankers lining their pockets by gambling with other peoples money....no greedy bastard politicians getting caught with their thieving little mitts in the...

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Do you ever feel disappointed that someone will take advantage of what they know about you, to ask questions and gain points? i am sure no one would do anything so outrageous as to make points from your misery......unless you have some kind of sordid past

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Do you feel helpful that you obviously inspire peoples questions? another silly question by a gobshite .....i think i will move on

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Does Barack Obama care about the innocent people being killed in US aerial raids in Afghanistan and Pakistan? Or does he blame 'terrorists'? no he could not care and why should he?

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What is there an abundance of where you live? dog shit

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Can you complete the sentence: I have a really big _________. COCK

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What would Gordon Ramsay have to say if he ate dinner at your house...? :D he would probably say "FUCKING HELL THAT TASTES LIKE SHIT" my reply"it is" ramsey "FUCKING HELL HOW DID YOU GET IT SO CRUSTY?"...........my reply..."FUCK OFF RAMSEY YOU IGNORANT TWAT I HAVE JUST SCRAPED IT OUT OF THE MUSHROOMS ....CALL YOURSELF A CHEF?.....GO HOME YOU FOUL MOUTHED BASTARD AND BOIL AN EGG"

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Did you go to your mother's funeral? i did and the only thing i can say to anyone that is going to, is try and be strong.....and may i pass on my condolences

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You burnt the _______ and it tastes terrible. boiled egg

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Would you be so kind, as to enlighten me, with your knowledge of gnomes? people rob them from your garden and send you a silly ransom note for you to get it back

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Islam has been criticized in the media strongly & portrayed in a negative light. Whats your opinion on Islam?? Do you think it's Bad? it should only be used in the countries it originates from and the bastards should not be going round bombing innocent people.to cut to the quick.....they should all live in the wastelands of the desert in saudi arabia.......what kind of religeon treats the female as nothing but a servant and a breeding machine for for the male......in this religion they want all women to be sub...

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Do you think it was inappropriate of President Obama to call Kanye West a "Jackass" for his stunt at the grabbing the microphone from Taylor Swift when she won her VMA award? I think it was really bad to call him a jackass he should have cvalled him a piece of shit or an arsehole

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Does kanye west not like white people? i dont know much about him except his music is shit.and a shithouse

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Have you heard that they have found a new HIV vaccine that reduces the chance of getting it by 31%? Your thoughts please. I dont really have any thoughts as if everyone stays to their partner the disease would gradually die out.The people who dont and spread it around deserve to have their dick drop off.God only made the disease to stop shirtlifting but unfortunately the bisexualls spread it to the hetrosexualls.otherwise it would not bother 95% of the world

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What would you do if you saw Michael Jackson still alive, at a local carnival/fair? he would probably be dressed as peter pan and playing with the kids(again}.........i think i would call the police and get the dirtry little nonce locked up

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If your son introduced you to his new girlfriend, and you were quite certain that his girlfriend was really a transexual/transvestite, would you say something to him? the only thing i would say is "how often does your girlfriend shave her bollocks"

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Someone told me i was the lowest most disgusting form of slut since i love to guzzle cum. he said cum drinkers are the most lowlife kinda slut and should be treated like subhumans...is it bad that im turned on by his attitude of me? are you a slut and are you a cum guzzler?..well if you are what is the problem with him telling you the truth?

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What do you look like? tito jackson

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What do you get for Christmas that you hate? michael jackson cd especially the very best of michael jackson

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I keep having this vivid dream about an angel who introduced himself as "Sol". I know that this word stands for the sun, but I don't understand why an angel would be named this. What does it mean? when was the last time you heard gods voice?

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If God created all life, why did he create C Diff or Cholera? if god created life why did he put little shits on it like judas.

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There are commercials they don't show in the TV: Banned Commercials. What do you think of them? i dont know because if theyre banned they dont show them.Maybe thats why i havent seen any

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Why do some men have small penises and some large,its bloody unfair,mine is so big I cant find a woman to accomodate it lol you lying bastard

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What fuse in a 97 bonneville controls the trunk release. if you cant find wich one it is..........then it will probaly be the short one

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A woman is at her mother's funeral. She sees an attractive guy but doesn't have the courage to talk to him during the funeral. Later that night she kills her sister. Why does she kill her sister? because she ate all the sausage rolls after the funeral

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Does masturbation make you bald faster? I'm 14, balding, and heard masturbation may speed up genetic balding. I'm using Rogaine and fewer hairs seem to fall out if I don't masturbate for a day or two. Any legitness here or is it just me? i thought it made your hair grow faster i bet you have to shave the palms of your hands dailly

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Why does my 9 year old brother keep masturbating over and over again? because he is a wanker and he should not be doing things like that at his age ashe will go blind

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I'm getting a bad headache when I masturbate. And I mean a really bad one, it feels like the artery on my right side is going to explode! What do I do about it? If i was you i would stop doing it ............as it sounds like you are going to go blind............and also if it hurts so much why do you continue doing it?

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I'm 16 my penis is 5.5 or maybe a bit bigger do u think it can still grow if yes how much/ sorry but it wont grow and the answer to the second part of your question is .........nothing as i dont charge to answer questions to people with very small penis

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Do you think it was wrong if michael jackson was masturbating bubbles some total twat has just downmarked me for asking this question if its you i would just like to say get a life you little shithouse .Dont just downmark and dont make a comment as this is the first sign of someone who wanks monkeys off.Are you jacko reincarnated or are you nothing but a shithouse either way you need to get a life you boring piece of shit

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I have been stroking my cock for 47 minutes now. Who can say something that will make me cum? heres danni

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Is 14 to young to be masturbating? yes it is ...........you will go blind you crazy little bastard

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What do u do when your madly in love with a celebrity that doesn't know u even exist? forget it .............most celebrities are shitheads in real life .............so get a grip

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What do u do when your madly in love with a celebrity that doesn't know u even exist? are you a stalker?

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I have a 7 year old who loves to back talk and call everyone in the household names. How can I stop this without hitting him? put him on the naughty step for five mins and no one talk to him for that time.If he gets off the naughty stair befor five mins put him back on it and after the five mins dont let him off it until he says sorry.You must be very strict and keep him on it for how long you tell him ,but it wont take long for him to get the hang of things.

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Was the release of the likerbie bomer a act of compasion or 'pollitical point scoreing' or both? sorry booze hound it was neither .But it was an act of taking the piss by the scotish one eyed wanker.The bastard sends our troops to afghanistan to get shot to bits.Meanwhile the bastard is letting one of the people we are fighting against out of jail on compassionate grounds.It is alright for people to say that the practice has gone on for years ,but whay about the likes of ronnie biggs.?He...

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How to Increase Height after the Age of 21? grow your hair boufont fashion

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What are the types of soprano? sorry but i only watched a few programmes but from what i saw they were all bad types.But if another series of the sopranos came on i think i would watch it,because although they are all bad they also seem to be very interesting

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Does it upset or annoy you when a beggar asks you for money? it does not bother me.I just tell the scrounging little bastard to piss off

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How do you suck your own dick chop it off the top of your head

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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex? did you put the bin out

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Does masturbation make you bald faster? I'm 14, balding, and heard masturbation may speed up genetic balding. I'm using Rogaine and fewer hairs seem to fall out if I don't masturbate for a day or two. Any legitness here or is it just me? masterbation doesnt make you baldy it just makes you ask stupid questions.If you are losing hair at your age all it meansis that you wil be a baldy little bastard by the time you are a man

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Yo dudes i need help and fast i need to break up with my boyfriend what do i do????=D tell him you are a lesbian

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On the basis of "an eye for an eye", if you knew for certain that someone had hurt your family, would you exact revenge even if you could not prove what they had done? Do we all end up blind?

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How did Adolf Hitler react when he found out that Michael Jackson was dead? when hitler found out jacko was dead, he turned in his grave

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When do you think the Teddy Bears will have their picnic this year and where will it be? It will take place in either the whitehouse or 10 downing street and all the grizzly bears will have their dirty little paws in the honeypot.And so we will be paying for the picnic while they help themselves

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Where does the sun always set but never rises? on the dogs arse

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What's your worst quality? being too tolerant

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If Jesus was an AB'er what do you think his username and avatar would look like? his name would be KNOW IT ALL and his avatar would be the finger

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Is it true that there are no English translations of the Koran? i hope it is true

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Joe went on to college and got a BS and went on to a career where he worked hard and climbed his way up the ladder. Bill dropped out of school and settled for working at McDonalds. Why on earth are these two entitled to all the same things equally? if everybody went to college and got a career and climbed the ladder who is going to work in macdonalds?

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Anyone been to south africa? if yes where and how was it? yes found that some parts are good and some parts are vcery bad.What kind of life is it when if you go into the cities you have to walk around with a gun and dont step out of your car and dont wind the window down in fear of being robbed then shot.How many people who have answered your question have been into sowetto or into joburg or have they all only ever been to tourism areas?

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Are you Dutch? why?.... do you want to go halves on a meal and drinks?

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Is it true that there are no English translations of the Koran? english translation is just same as any other country it just depends on how you view it obviously some muslims have their own view and use their religeon to be nasty but having said that it is the same in a lot of religeons.All religeons should show tollerance so as people cab understand the religeon wich is supposed to show good things.

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WHITCH CONTRIES WERE ALLIED WITH THE USA IN WORLD WAR 1? i think you asked your question tthe wrong way around as it sounds like america was at war and all the other countries took sides with the usa.But in fact it was the opposite way around

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Compare and contrast new immagrants and old? new immigrants are cheeky and demanding even though they have hardly put anything into the society that they have moved into.

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What were women like during world war 1 in what way do you mean?

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For people from uk how dus harry patchs passing make u feel the day harry patch died was a sad day he was living history.he was the last foot soldier to survive the first world war and he described some of the horrors of probably the last brutal war where the soldiers were cannon fodder.As a child i remember the chelsea pensioners most of whom were survivors of the first world war snd over the years i have watched their numbers dwindle until the last...

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What was the real reason Hitler killed jews it is srtange how hitler became to hate jews.He had plenty af jewish friends in austria after the first world war.During the first world war he was a runner and used to deliver orders down the trenches and he was a loner who frternised with jews and they were his only friends.Word has it that he was caught with a gay and was taunted by other soldiers.They reckon he had a few gay relationships...

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Why the Germans didn't attack America during WW2? if they would have beat russis they would have

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Can you describe Adolf Hitler in one word? gay

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Anybody have anything positive to say to Adolf Hitler? yes he was a very good painter and decorater

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Adolf Hitler - pro or con? And what is your nationality? i am not pro or con hitler but i dont understand all them people dieing in the war when hitler was trying to unite europe and was stopped.But now beurocrats are trying to make one european state so what was the point?............europeans are getting their identity stripped from them and all those people died for nothing........ps.....i am english

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No one can understand how the Allies achieved victory in the West in WWII without knowing of the “Ultra” secret. How many people here know about it. the biggest kept secret during the second world war was that the allies had got hold of an enigma machine and knew exactly what the germans were doing

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How would you kill Adolf Hitler? it is very difficuilt to kill dead people

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What factor/s decided the outcome of the battle of Midway? the answer is simply luck and surprise and a good gamble as it was basically a game of cat and mouse

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On D-Day (invasion of Normandy) during WWII, why couldn't they use alot more planes since it was so dangerous for water? the beach heads had to be taken first so as to get equipment onto the land . some of the beaches were heavily defended and were bombarded from the sea byb the navy prior to and during landing.Some paratroopers did go behind enemy lines but to bomb when your troops are invading is difficuilt as you may end up bombong your own troops and this is why they had to get equipment ashore and try to...

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How can you check Carpet for Urine? I think someone has urinated on my floor and I need proof as all I've got is the smell of urine, is that enough evidence? if you want proof for the insurance claim just piss on it yourself . how much more proof tdo they want? other than that you will have to lift your carpet and look for the stain visually

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UK ABers, could you please help this fellow out with his student finance problem? why did you not get in touch with the student union?

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During blackout drills, entire cities did what? A. Hid underground B. Painted all the buildings black C. Turned off all their lights D. All of the above are you doing a project on the second world war?

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Do you think Michael Jackson could've lived? after having a heart attack and then an ortopsy and then being embalmed he probably did

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Has the world always been this lost and evil? simply yes and its getting worse as each day goes by so live for the day

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Your favourite one liner? eat shit and choke you bastard.........it may sound a little aggresive but each time you say it , it gets smoother

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Finish this phrase: "My mother in laws face looks like it was hit with a bag of ______". spanners

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Is there a place on-line where you an check how old a certain joke/pun/etc. is? nope i dont think so

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My girl friend of nine years said yes to mariage 3 months ago and now she says she dont no if that is what she wants wright now she says she still loves me but she needs a little time to see if that is what she wants.ilove her mor than my life.wat do i do she has probably found out that she is not pregnant

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My ex-best friend overreacted to a little joke, and said"screw you", and kiss my a**, and spread a rumor that I had sex with a teacher. And now she wants to be my friend again. What should I do? with fiends like that bitch who needs enemies?

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How can I get my wife to stop spending all of our money on clothes & shoes? HELP! divorce her

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Atheist how do you think we got here?What created the first energy that started all this? NATURE

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I love someone a lot but, hate how much they drink will it ever workout? believe me the answer is no walk away while you have still got your sanity

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Three words after sex, what would you say? who is next

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What's the greatest advice that you have ever recieved, and who was it from? the best advice i got was dont eat brown snow in which my mother taught me at a young age

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Do chicks dig boring guys? Please say yes. sorry mate but if you are a some kind of boring bastard the answer is no and you are set to be on your own for the rest of your life tugging your todger but other than that you will have a great life

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If I hate everyone am I a racist? you forgot to say what color you are

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If my mother was born in 1947 in jamaica does that make her a british citizen since they were still ruling? i dont think so as britain just ruled it and nothing else

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How do I know to move to second base? What are some typical tip offs? just keep asking questions eventually you will move onto level two i am on level twelve and i havent been on this site for long

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If i said "You are So Hot and Sexy!!" what would you say? you are still not going to get a loan

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If a woman who goes after younger men is called a cougar, what is a woman who goes after older men called? a dirty bitch and a gold digger

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What is the diffrence between oral and anal sex? none really my partner talks shit out of both

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My grandpa keeps going over and peeing on the neighbors roses again. What can I do to break him of this? build a wall and let him piss on that instead

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Marriage? an outdated ritual? seems so

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What is something you can do with your shoes on that you can't do bare-footed? stand in dog shit or walk on glass

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Obama is recruiting the US citizens to spy on each other. Does this not remind you of when Hitler recruited the German citizens to spy on one another? over here in the uk gordon brown(the one eyed wanker)and tony blair (the liar) have been doing this for years but they do it very sneaky by using terririst laws

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Will more girls like me if I wear aftershave? sorry mate it is not aftershave you need

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My girlfriend thinks I'm arrogant and it gets her so upset. I don't think I am, I just think I'm confident. I don't even boast or put other people down. What could I be doing wrong? Any ideas? you are not boasting or putting enough people down..lol

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If your wife is not up to your level intellectually, what are some good ways to spark conversation? (And what should you talk about?) just chat about the washing machine its spin cycle etc

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If you are under 16, do you ever feel dirty after masturbating?? Is this just me? if you are only sixteen you should not be on this site asking questions about wanking it will only make you blind

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Who decides good and bad, right and wrong; and by what standard? politically correct people by using their own standards

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How do you make hand made apple juice? with apples

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I´m going to the French Alps to follow Hannibals trail over 'Col de Clapier' and 'Col de la Traversette'. Anyone have some advices on equipment or have a Routeplan they would like to share? have you got your elephant?

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I have 1990 Toyota camry 4cyc. and aut, tran. My problem is that the brake light, the battery light and the lights light comes on while I"am driving. Does anybody know what might be wrong? thats something wrong with your electrics mate

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Have you ever been dying of thirst and still had to piss? thats the first sign of ghonnorea mate

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Could someone be pregnant if they were never within 3 feet of a penis? yes a ihave got a three and a half footer

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I am going back to the seventies now, what can you remember from that time? birmingham bags trousers,bottle green three star jumpers,stack heel shoes , slade,bowie,hot sunny summers,chopper bikes tank tops,getting the cane in school and the jackson 5.Icould go on and on

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If you could hold someone close in your dreams, who would it be? freddie kruger

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Do you feel that if someone tells you they love you one day and two days later say they don't anymore that they owe you an explanation? too right mate.....and just as an observation are you male or female

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Three times in a row I have tried to post a question and AB goes to a 404 error page. Anyone else having the same problems? i have just started getting the said problem today

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If you had the chance to be any person you wanted to be for a day who would it be? how about a mm

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WHY WILL NOBODY ANSWER MY QUESTIONS? :) help! PLEASE! maybe its because you are only 13 and very boring

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Did you know a pigs orgasm lasts for half an hour? i don't think that's fair, do you? if you had the option of looking like a pig to have a half hour orgasm or being yourself and having your normal orgasm wich would you choose?

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Would you consider Osama Bin Laden to be something of an equivalent to a modern day Hitler? sorry but no.......has not got the brains of hitler....all he is ,is a desert rat hiding.. in caves like the dog that he is.Terrorists are cowards

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What do you think Bin Laden is doing right now? right now he is probably rent boying for gordon brown

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I have a 2003 mitsubishi model 42311 42" tv hd1080 series. currently when you turn it on red and green colors are on everything. what gives? is that the one with the six speed gearbox twin turbo?

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Do all girls masturbate? When I ask them, all of them say no. now you have come up against the same problem as all men in that you cant get a straight answer from a woman

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Why does life have to end? why not forever live? nature dictates how the planet is run and nothing lives forever so why should we? anyway the way this world is going who wants to live forever?

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How do we restore politeness in our world? by not being false

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Do guys like long pussy lips no not really i dont think they would suit them

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Do girls like to have there pussy licked?because I'm good at it. are you a great dane or an alsation

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Rodney Carrington says You need a 12 inch dick, A dozen roses and a pickup truck to get a woman. Which are you lacking? the only thing i am missing is a dick of a name like rodney carrington

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How do you spell your name? easy hit the keys with my names letters on them.

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Marys mum had three kids,, one was called,,,april,,one was called,, may,,what was the third child called,,,,,!! i told you . The right answer is jimmy or december

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Why is there [cum ] in uncircumcised? sorry to answer a question with a question but why is there cum in cucumber

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What happened when the Dutchman put his finger in the dyke? she put her finger in his eye

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Does anybody have any good jokes about short people? Not being mean do you mean shortarses

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Marys mum had three kids,, one was called,,,april,,one was called,, may,,what was the third child called,,,,,!! i think the third one is called JIMMY

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How to get a boyfriend I need one bad I want someone to love me and someone I can love back. How do I get one are you ugly?

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Does anybody else think trannys are sexy?? I definetly do. :) sorry i dont find anything sexy about a ford transit

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What does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both have stiffs in them

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If u were a guy would u let a male dog give u anal no i would tell it if it liked arse it can lick its own.

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What is 7 inches long, round, hard but has a softer tip on the end? erm is it your head?

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Do black people from other countries besides the U.S. call each other the "N" word? in the uk they do bur i dont know why its ok for blacks to use the word bit if any other color uses the word they scream discrimination.surely its racism against every other color if the blacks are the only ones who can use the word.

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To all racists: As an American that happens to be black, I would defend to the death your right to think freely, whatever your thoughts. Are you capable of doing the same? yes good to hear someone wit a bit of sense.By the way i am white but we cant walk rund being politicallyu correct and as false as jackos nose

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I hate white people. My friend needs help, what should I do when he says this? at least he is honest good on him. i am white but i believe that people should have free speech.Not like all the politically correct that make things worse

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Did you ever do anything racist? i am not saying that ive done something racist but lately ive been wondering to myself that all muslims arent terrorists but its funny how all terrorists are muslims

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What has India given to the world? a big problem with muslim extremists

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What is one thing that George Bush will never say the one thing you wont heargeorge bush say is that tony blair is a lying little turd

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Michael Jackson wore a fake nose which is now missing? Who stole Michael Jackson's nose? the answer to your questionis//////.....BUBBLES

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Dose jacking off make your bigger sorry little dick the answer is NO but if you carry on jacking off you will get segs on your hand and you will go blind.And your mates will call you a wanker

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Is aston villa manager martin o neill on crack or any sort of drugs or has he just lost his marbles? Martin Oneil now thinks that man city should be favorites to win the premiership.This man is a total tosser who nhas lost the plot

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Does anybody know how i can make my dog stop eating his poop? I tried so much: Meds from the vet, meds from Petsmart, 3 drops of hot sauce on the poop, keeping him busy ( i read they do it when they're bored), different food and so on! looking at all the answers you have had and nothing works and you are totally ignoring your vet by going on ab with your problem.This sounds like desperation to me.The only answer i can think of is to get a dog psychologist this way you will be given the cure as it is not a physical problem but a mental one...... .....good luck

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Is aston villa manager martin o neill on crack or any sort of drugs or has he just lost his marbles? just a very over rated manager.

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I'm a married lady and my husband like anul-sex, what can I do to enjoy it with out it hurting as much at first. shove a ten inch dildol up his arse and see if the bastard likes it

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What would you do if someone called you white trash? i would put another swastika on my other arm band

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I'm very attractive but I don't have any friends. I'm talkative, friendly and sociable. I'm thinking that maybe people are just jealous. How can I make friends? if you want friends win the lottery

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When is it the right time to say 'I love you' in a relationship? as soon as you want sex

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Will the Al Qaeda targets China one day? yes they eventually will but the chinese will kick their arse big time

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Why are some in Northern Ireland stirring up tensions again and rioting? because they see the british government kissing arse to muslim extremists and think that this is the only way to get things done

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I've been trying to contact my friend for days now but every time I ring his phone it says 'calls are not currently being connected to this number'. He can ring from the phone but is shows up as withheld, why is this happening?How can I contact him? Thnx if the friend is of the opposite sex or you are a bore take the hint and stop foning them

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Why is richard hammond from top gear's phone number 07902589526 thats not his number.................are you sure your name isnt door hinge?

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Am I the only one that thinks Simon Cowell is charming? why is he charming? all he does is take the piss out of mainly talentless people who have delusions of grandeur and makes millions out of taking the piss.him and his cronies on the show are tallentless has beens in the main. people like sharon osbourne.She is only famous for putting up with ossie otherwise she would just be a scrubber from the backstreets of birmingham.Amanda holden is famous...

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IS IT FUN TO MASTURBATE? thats like saying is oral sex great......well suck it and see

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Wow, Is it possible to masturbate and hang yourself and die jerking off? only a total wanker would try something so stupid?

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My step sister video of me having sex with our dog that my BF made. She told me that she thought it was really hot to be mounted by a dog and wants my BF to film her. She is only 17 and I am not sure about bringing my BF into things with her. what kind of dog was it?

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My girlfriend kissed her lesbian friend whilst on holidays.She only knows this because the lesbian's gf caught them.She also woke up with no underwear on.However there were others in the room.Could I consider this real cheating.She was very drunk did she do any carpet munching or hasnt she confessed yet?

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What does a vagina taste like, in your opinion? you make it sound like something you buy in the deli

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I am a girl. Ive recently felt the urge to fuck, makeout or hardcore feel up my friend whos a girl. what should i do? go for it

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I come into this adult section by looking at my 'previous activity' and clicking the links but I must have stumbled across this in the first place, does anyone have any idea how? Also, how can I be sure that a minor doesn't have access to this section? minors taxi drivers truckers anyone can come to this site doesnt matter what job you do

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When did we start having television? depends on what country you are in

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Dose jacking off make your bigger jacking off gives you blisters but sorry i dont know what pines are.

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Dogs obviously have different personalities, so why can't we rightly label lions as basically selfish jerks and leopards as humorless stone-cold sociopaths? unless you are an expert what gives anyone the right to label anything.At least lions and leopards get off their fat arses and find their own food.bet you just go the mall

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Is there a home remedie for a acking penis and sore penis. yes just stop slapping the salami for a while and also it will cure the segs on the palm of your hand

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What do you know about Islam? not in the slightest they think they are above everyone who does not think the same as them. and they are too easily brainwashed by extremist wankers

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If you were invited to the devils wedding, would you go? yes i would go so long as he was putting a barbecueon

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If you met Jesus, what will you tell him? if i met jesus i would tell him to sort out all the shit thats going on in this world wich is due to religion

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What/who do you think you were in the past life? i was a dog

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My boyfriend trys to shove his dick down my throat. I hate that shit. I hate sucking dick anyway. What do i say? by the sound of things you cant say much with his dick down your throat.But you can mumble and put two fingers up to him .If he still does not stop then try putting your dick down his throat.but if you are female shove your vibrator down his throat but take the batteries out first as you dont waqnt to poison the bastard.

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If a girl does a fanny fart while having sex should you a) laugh, b) pretend you didn't hear it, c) make a funny comment, d) chuck her out of bed, or e) other? to answer your question i would have to ask you this ?if she fanny farted while you were giving her oral sex what would you do?

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There is a rumor that if you wank a lot you will have acne or pimple.is this true? well spotty face i dont know the answer to your question

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Maryelen Loughran is a 15-yo British teenager who has been selected as one of the 50 finalists for the Miss Teen Princess UK competition. She has no hand, severe arthritis, four kidneys and a rare digestive ailment. Are you inspired or worried? i am not inspired or worried but i am very surprised.this british teenager doesnt have ginger hair and a hump on her back by any chance.........

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Does a handjob constitute "sex"? ask a prostitute because if she charges for it its a sexual act.if not she is robbing you

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If Dildos could Speak.......what would they say...? if dildos could speak they would make men redundant as they would be able to get the beers in at the bar

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You open your door. There's 2 police officers standing there. What is your first thought? my first thought would be "what do this pair of bastards want?"

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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say? it says you owe me fifty dollars

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How do you find a guy who will spend quality time with you and like you for you, not your body. answer is simple put on a large quantity of weight and see if he likes your body then

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What is the title of my relationship to my cousin's child? you are the childs great uncle

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I wani to be a porno star,what do I do? the first thing you need to do is get another six inches added to your cock.You cant be a porn star with a three inch dick

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What is the sexiest thing you have ever put in your mouth? a snickers

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Is too much masturbation harmful? IF YOU CAN STILL READ THIS ANSWER THEN THE ANSWER IS PROBABLY NO

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Is it likely that the Pope masturbates? ARE YOU CALLING THE POPE A WANKER?

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How do you take a 11 inch cock in the ass it can be very difficuilt taking it up the arse but you are doing the right thing by starting off small

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I'm having a date this cumming weekend with a gal who is nicknamed, "The GULP of Mexico." Should I be expecting a fun evening? no dont expect fun but if it happens it happens. Now if her name was "the dirty bitch from round the corner " you could expect loads of fun

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How does one view questions in the adult catagory? with my eyes

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I always watch porn and all the guys have big peniss. How can I get my penis to be as big or bigger than a porn star. look at your penis through a magnifying glass

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What did the Blind, Deaf, and Dumb Hooker get for Christmas? a vibrator

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How can you tell when a politician is giving oral instead of getting it? bacause if he is not getting it he is giving it up the arse to voters

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Whats the difference between an essex girl and a rolls royce silver lady,,,,,, there is no diffrence at all as they are both old bangers

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"A journey of a thousand miles begins with _______________" (humorous replies welcome) an argument

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In your opinion, what sex term strikes you as funny? bashing the bishop

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Could a woman love the penis but hate the man? it is possible as a lot of women treat men like dicks anyway

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What and where abouts is your clit ? picture if possible munch 12 are you having a laff?

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Does anyone know wot percentage of males 20 - 30 wank off? one hundred percent and there is about another five percent wanking each other off

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There is a rumor that if you wank a lot you will have acne or pimple.is this true? yes it is true spotty face

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Are there any nice kind genuine men out there not just after sex give me a kiss and i will tell you

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My girlfriend recently found a guy that she enjoys hanging out with. She stayed at his house last night with a bunch of people. She just told me that she slept in his bed and snuggled him cause they were cold. Oh, and she was tipsy... Is this cheating? i am that guy we never done anything even though we were totally pissed ........thats a funny place for a mole?

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Do you know what the small bumps around a woman's nipples are for? the bumps round a womans nipples are for their partner to rub their dick round

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I tried to put my finger in my bf's ass, but it was too tight, even with a ton of lube! What can I do? if its so tight he squeeks when he walks,try get the tight arsed bastard to spend some money

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How come every time i get fingered i bleed a lil bit...its only started to happen? try telling him you want the sex before the violence that way he wont butt you first

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Would I be considered a loser to you if I told you I had been turned down by over 100 women for dates? No i would not say you were a loser by being turned down by one hundred men but i bet you are damned ugly

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We have 6966 pages of Unanswered Questions, What would be a good solution for this? answer them?

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All you gay guys if a gay man jumped on your back would you leave him on or toss him off? no he is not

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(Joke) An Irish man walks into a bar and orders 6 wiskies,He drinks the first,third and the fifth wiskie then he stands up and starts to leave,the bar man calls him back and says "Why are you not drinking your other wiskies. What does the Irish man say? because ive just pissed in the rest of them

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Sorry if this is too personal,but for all of you who are married or in a relationship,between you and your partner who likes s_x more? my secretary

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I have caught my 14 year old son looking at porn Recently. I don't know what to think, what do you think? I think he is slapping the salami till he is blue in the face

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Whats the difference between 'doggy' and 'doggy style? I thought they were the same? you will be able to tell the diffrence when you can smell the dogs breadth

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Why does my bf only cum during doggy style? your bf isnt a pitbull is he?

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My penies too small,how i make my penies large you can start by learning how to spell.If you cant spell penis just put ndick down

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Who is more popular gordon brown or gordon ramsey? i think everyone hates the both of them these days.gordon brown cooks the books and ramsey just talks shit. I think theyve changed vocations.

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Is Ring Announcer Howard Finkle Of The WWE Gay? he only does that job so he can watch people getting battered about the ring.probably gay

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Why do some lesbians dislike bisexual women? maybe because they think bisexuals are greedy

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If you jerk off (male) with a banana peel, does it leave a smell afterwards? after what?After youve ate it?

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Who have you caught masturbating and what was your reaction? i havent actually caught anyone.But i once caught my dog licking its bollocks.My first reaction was i thought thev jammy bastard

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What are good masturbation tips for men i yhink the best one is DONT GET CAUGHT

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Why do men in the USA have their cocks circumsized? maybe they are jews

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Does your penis ever turn green? yes it does turn green.About a week after i have shagged someone with venerial disease

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Is it true that if you penis is large when its soft that it isn't very much bigger hard? thats not true

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My penis size i s14 cm ,is it sufficient to satisfy the partner. you will have to ask him

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I'm 18, my penis size is 6'7. Is it normal? no its not normal its quite small actually

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Usually my erect penis is between 6.7 inches to 7.4inches...and about 5.5 - 6.5 in girth. Depends... But lately... It's been only around 6 inches...and 4.5-5inches in girth.. What's wrong with me? I've been sleeping less lately... more stressed...& Coffee try pulling the top off it

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What can I do to make it look bigger? wich one are you talking about ?the one on your head or the one between your legs?

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Do you like your penis? of course i do if i never had one what am i going to piss out of?

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What can I do to make it look bigger? use a magnifying glass

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How can i get over my fear of oral sex? try doing it to another woman and see what a man has to do and surely then once youve got used to the smell you havegot it licked

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Why do people do sex with animals? isn't it disgusting? isn't there chance of getting some kind of disease by having sex with animals? have you witnessed or know someone who do sex with animals or is it just in the porn industry? what do u feel about it? why do dogs lick their own balls

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My boyfriend Just admitted to me that he Jerks off about 1-2 times a week to internet porn. Is that normal? I feel betrayed. I dont think thats normal he should be jerking off at least twice a day

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Do you consider Swingers to be Cheaters. Do you think a person who has been a swinger can ever be faithful to one partner. (yes i am a swinger) if you are a swinger i think ya cool

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Do you consider Swingers to be Cheaters. Do you think a person who has been a swinger can ever be faithful to one partner. (yes i am a swinger) how long have you been a swinger?

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Should foreigners be allowed to practise arranged marriage in America? no nobody should be forced into marriage.In the uk if people are being forced into marriage they can go to the police.And another part of it is that a lot of these people have more than one wife.If the law is the same in the usa you cn go to jail for having more than one wife for bigamy.So why do foreigners get away with it as the law is the law

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Should foreigners be allowed to practise arranged marriage in America? no most of the time arranged marriages do put people in a life of misery here in the uk they are now protected against it.If they want to do arranged marriages let them do it in their own country.A

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Ok ive been jackingoff for 5 hours and i still havent came. whats the problem? have you gone blind yet.you must be getting wankers cramp by now

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Is it normal to masterbate more than 4 hours? are you blind yet

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Do Asian guys date Puerto Rican/ Native America/ Irish girls? By Asian I mean Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese , Korean etc. yes they do but beware they only have little dicks thats why you dont see them with mostly anything other than their own race

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I am a 23 year old Chinese woman with 3 children. My husband is black. My parents could not understand us and did not want the rest of our family to find out. This resulted in me being ultimately disowned. I need help getting through this! your parents must have understood you because you speak the same language.But if your husband was talking in a african language i can understand them not being to understand him.I dont understand how you understand him if your parents dont understand him.Are you bi-lingual?

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Did anyone stay in a relationship with a recovered alcoholic or drug abuser and later regret it? yes ended nup the same

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Tell Me the advantages of the forever single life. not having to answer to some bitch

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Why r men so afraid to show how they feel about a women? because women then use it as a weapon

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My husband always mixes up the words 'then' and 'than' when texting or emailing me. It really, really bothers me. What should I do? if it bothers you that much punch him

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What could make me have an orgasm? (stimulation of the clit doesn't work) ever tried getting rammed up the arse?

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My man is extremely selfish in the sex dept-foreplay, orally, & in bed. How do i get him to understand I have needs and desires too. I have told him but he don't seem to care. We've been together for 3 yrs and he says he's in love with me.What can I do? sit on his face when he is asleep

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My boyfriend was in a car accident recently and obstained several spinal fractures, the last time we had sex (in missionary) he had a spasm. Is there any position we can do it in w/ out hurting him? sit on his face

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Any sex tips? yes after 30seconds change hands

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If you really were what you eat... what would you most likely be? a big fat bastard

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Why do Catholics have crucifixes with Jesus Christ still hanging on the cross? Didn't Christ rise from the dead and doesn't He now sit at the right hand of God the Father in heaven? you ere just trying to be controversial.what are you an athiast or a muslim

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Can women by friends with males yes so long as they have a shag now and again after all a friend in need is a friend indeed

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Are there any women out there who fancy susan boyle? none so far

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Which rocky movie is your favorite? rocky ten

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Are you still looking for "the one"? thought i had but looking again

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Why am i always in the "just friends" catogory? i want more do something about it then

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I'm just curious though,but what is the point of living if you know that you will eventually die either right now or later on in life and you couldn't prevent it from happening? why say you have never thought about killing yourself?

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I am a good looking woman, just divorced and dating...the last 2 guys were hot for me at first, then fizzled off before we could have sex. wtf am i doing wrong? i am smart, funny, sexy, business minded and rich...what is going on? do you fart when you go out for dinner?

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Why can't men be honest and tell the truth? they do

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What are you born for? I often wonder myself

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What is the worst thing a man can say to a women? your moustache is growing really well but it needs a trim

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What does it mean for a man to defend a woman's honor? it really means he would get beat up for her if she were being attacked in any way

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Whenever i watch lesbian porn ( i am girl) and my pussy throbs but i love the feelin am i horny for girls? if its throbbing why not give it a go?

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When i try to get my bf to come to bed and have sex he picks a fight with me. last night i caught him watching porn videos of girls shaking there asses and stripping. i asked him why and he said because I'm ugly and boring what should i do? are you ugly and boring?

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If you'd been in a relationship with a guy for 2 weeks and then suddenly he stopped answering your texts and calls would you dump him? Too late he has already dumped you.

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It has been getting harder for me to cum when I masturbate (female). (I watch porn and I use a Rabbit vibrator) What can I do? try get someone else to slap the salami for you

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Do men secretly LOVE sluts..because men claim to want good girls yet they always CHEAT on their girlfriend/wives with SLUTS? I think most men really want sluts what do you think? men love dirty little sluts

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Wish that my b/f's willy would grow ... as i used to be a UK size 12 now i am a UK size 16 .. why dont you lose weight instead?His dick isnt going to grow an inch every time he tells a lie.

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Im in a relationship with a girl as im gay, she has never been with a girl before only men. We've been going out for a year now, says she loves me and never wants to be without me but still says she is straight. Is that possible? only one way to fimd ouy

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What could make me have an orgasm? (stimulation of the clit doesn't work) get someone else to do it for you then!

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Three words after sex, what would you say? your breath smells

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How do i get girls to ask me out? i don't even care if they're goodlooking i just want a person of female race to Ask if i would like to see a movie sometime. is this so much to ask? also i've never been on a date. if the girls arent interested ...........go gay

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How do you get a 2 year old dog to stop biting? get shut of it

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How might one go about anally penetrating a cheese? try it on a mouse first

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Why do i love the one i can't be with? because everybody wats what they cant have

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Help, im obsessive with my girlfriend with every move she makes, and were she go's, and i follow her around, but when i talk to her on the phone i try to play it off, like it dont bother me but deep down inside it doe's. what should i do? you need to get a life mate

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How would you best complete this? "I'd rather have one __________ than 1,000 ____________s" (humor and creativity welcomed!) one nick clegg than gordon brown

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Does anyone think a marriage that has threesomes (2 women/1 man) is a happy stable marriage? if the wife vlikes a bit of fannyfun whats the problem?

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Name 1 way you know that your having good sex? the only way to guarantee good sex is to do it in your own.ive got blisters on boyh palms

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My girlfriend of 4 years doesnt ever want to have sex these past 2 years we only do it once every 4 months she says its not me she just doesnt get the urge to do it she says she thinks she has no sex drive but she would like for us to start haing sex agai she was alright at it last week twice in a day

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I like to have sex with _______ ! my brothers wifes aunties husbands cousin

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Every time someone asks a question about Barack Obama and his job rating, the answer always seems to be, it's too soon. When will it be time to ask? very good question he is already struggling with guantanamo bay.but no one says anything

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My bf didn't have erection last 2 times we were in bed inspite of me licking, kissing and rubbing. he says i need to learn about it, so wat do i need to do! et someone else to do it

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Im almost 13 and i got a dick that is 5.3 inches long so my question is: is my dick big enough for my age and is it gonna be bigger one day? thats not healthy for a kid of your age your balls must cover your eyes

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My partner wants me to go swinging but i dont know what its like and i dont know whar to do.....what do you think i should do? too right go and enjoy

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Does infidelity inevitably ruin a relationship? yes it does so stop doing it ......................dirty ticket

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Do you think that all young people on leaving school should spend time in the Military? too right teachb the little gits some respect

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I like to hug my _______ when I feel sad. girlfriend round the neck

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What's the sexiest tattoo-spot on a girl? the top of her arse

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What can you stare at for hours and not get tired of? the t v

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Ok i have a boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend knows it! My ex still wants to makeout with me and i maked out with him once... Is that cheating? yes it is cheating and you know it is.learn to keep your legs together

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Do Indian girls ever have plans of marrying non-Indian men that they date? I was just dumped by one I dated for 3.5 years. I wanted to marry her, but trouble began when I critized her for keeping us a secret from her family for so long. Was I delusional? yes you were dillusional as indians are racists who do outdated things like arranged marriages you never had a look in thats why youy were kept in the background

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Got any good Jewish jokes? (It's ok, I'm Jewish) its a pity muslims arent as laid back as you

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I am a 32 year old virgin male, seeking a virgin female to date. Her virginity is a greater compatiblity factor than almost anything else, including age. I have dated non-virgins, but, it doesn't work. How should I go about finding a compatible person? susan boyle is the girl for you what a sexy bitch...................let me know when youve popped your cherry with her

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What would I like about you? nothing as well

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Whats funny? not your question

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How do you make a man fall head over hills deep in love with you. show him the size of your bank balance

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Is there a cure for the disconsolate and lugubrious? ask jeeves

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Do you know where the end begins and where begins the end? How long is a piece of string?

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Are you scared of women? they may be creatures from another planet but i am not scared of them

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How Many Times Can One Fall In True Love? DEPENDS ON HOW STUPID YOU ARE

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How do you take a shit? going by this question the answer woiuld have to be OUT YOUR MOUTH

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If the Daily telegraph are demanding more transparency for MP's expenses should they be equally transparent as to how they came to be in possession of the information? No becaus there are whistleblowers in all walks of life so why should it be different for the robbers in politics horrible thieving little gits

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What makes women more beautiful? money

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Is it me, or just because someone is a millionaire, that means we (meaning you or I) automatically want to be friends with them? its just you its called being a gold digger

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How many grandchildren do you have now? god only knows

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I think I've lost my mind. Could I borrow yours? hehe sorry no. Ihave a split personality.......But you can borrow his

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Why are most black woman so mad when a black manis dating a white woman? maybe they are racist

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If Kelly Clarkson is so tired of fat jokes why doesnt she do something about it like lose weight? because she wants to be thin but is so greedy she wont make the effort to go on a diet......I was waiting in a queue the other day behind a fat woman.I had my 8 yea.r old son with me.The fire alarm sounded and my son ran out of the shop in horror.When i asked him why he was so scared he saidhe thiught the fat woman was going to nreverse

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My bf says he loves me wants to marry me etc, but we see each other once a week. i found out hes on a site for threesomes, what do i do..any advice? THE ONLY ADVICE I CAN GIVE YOU IS TO ASK ONE OF HIS OTHER PARTNERS

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In your opinion, is Love a verb or a noun? its neither its an illusion that will disappear in time

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What 3 negative attitudes did you develop having grown up in a single parent home? Getting a split personality, yes so did i and so did i

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Do you know a philosophical quote beginning with 'Life is....'? life is like a box of chocolates

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How can i get over a guy that shattered my heart? very easy move on . you are only here once so dont spend it on a nloser

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Why do so many black men like to date white women? because most of the women are bimbos

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What is the best way to show your ex you still love her and you want her back in your life? give her a few grand tell her you love her and she will be back for as long as she is spending your cash

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"The future will be better tomorrow." - Dan Quayle. Is that because Dan Quayle's not running for future office? No its because he is yesterdays man

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What can make men crazy? women asking silly questions

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I have a date with a homeless girl this weekend. What should I expect? expect t be eating out

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Can I have a date with you? I would date you except you look like scooby doo . sorry not into beastiality

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My girlfriend cheated on me and i put it behind me and gave her a second chance. she still talks to the guy that she cheated with everyday by phone calls, emails, texting late at night right in front of me.. i have done everything ican should i let hergo? Are you a doormat ? she is walking all over you.if she needs sex from more than one man at a time put her on the streets

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Can you make women happy? The only thing that makes women happy is great wadges of cash

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I REALLY want to get married. Do you? are you insane?THE ANSWER IS SIMPLY NO

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Can you please try to hug someone today? :D I will try but right now i feel like hugging someone aroundthe neck

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I can not allow myself to take my wife back... how do I stop wanting to? start looking for another one is the best way

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If you are a new hubby & your wife cooks you a meal, would you EVER tell your wife that the meal was the worst meal for the week that you 2 have had???? Is this cruel??? If you were a new wife, how would you react to a statement like this fron new hubby? what was it you cooked him.maybe you should do the dishes and let him cook.bet hecouldnt boil an egg

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Ok, I had never been much on porn until my husband "introduced" it to me, and honestly I do find it a turn on. ISSUE.. How do I know he is turned on by me and what I am doing, and not thinking of THAT? if he was turned on by you he would not need porn.sorry for being blunt but its true

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Please help me! I have an freeloading boyfriend that doesnt want to leave my apt. He became very negative for the past 3mnths now...I took notice of it & realized that he is a worthless piece of sh!t and looking to live off hard working people..what 2 do? tell him to politely leave.If he doesnt leave get the chief to talk him to death.

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Do men get turned off during sex when they see alot of pubic hair? Sorry i dont think so as its natural

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I am 47, my boyfriend is 46, we have been deeply involved for six months and suddenly he just wants to be friends and he does not want such a deep commitment...what is this about??? TY! maybe he has got cold feet.Or even worse is gay.

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What do you do when your partner thinks your relationship is only built on sex? tell her to go screw herself

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Your husband or wife gave you permission to spend 1 night with someone else. Who would it be? a good divorce lawyer

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Where are you going next? over there

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Is it possible to die of a broken heart? If its through death you can.But if its through divorce you are more likely to die ofa broken wallet.

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What brand of computer are you using right now? I dont know the name of it but my arm really hurts when i am tirning the handle on the side.

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The poles open for the e.u elections in the u.k in 9 hours who are you going to vote for? who are you voting for?

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If you had to sacrafice a relative... who would it be? my great great great grandad

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How can i get a 9th girl to laugh if she doesnt laugh at the same joke as the first eight,dont bother with her as she does not have a sense of humour.

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My boyfriend is friends with this girl. The girl and i had a big fight over him in like janurary, so we hate each other. But i like him a lot and i think she still like him. He promises me he doesn't like her but they talk all the time. What should i do? ask him to referee the next fight

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What would you do or say if you started a new relationship with a girlfriend, and then she said she slept with someone last Wednesday (two days before you started)? did she take precautions

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Have you ever had to have a mole removed bc it looked cancerous? I had 2 removed on Monday. The holes they left in my back are so unattractive, and they itch like crazy. I guess because they are starting to heal. good job the warts werent cancerous otherwise you would have holes in your face

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Ok before i ask this i have to say that I HAVE NO ISSUES WITH ISLAM OR PEOPLE OF ISLAM DESCENT! my question is this...Does the islam religion teach hatred? Or is it the way the islam nation is brought up? yes

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A 50+ friend has been married 3 times, x2 to the same guy. She has 2 kids, but I think she may be gay. She will never admit this, as she was ostracized in school for attending a prom with a gay friend. I'm a woman in love but don't want to scare her? Help have you got any other questions@

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Who wrote:” I wander'd lonely as a cloud That floats on high o'er vales and hills, When all at once I saw a crowd, A host, of golden daffodils; Beside the lake, beneath the trees, Fluttering and dancing in the breeze”? dont know but he will probably be propping up the daisys.

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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex? mmmmmmmmmmmm its only small but at least youve got 21 stone to push it in with

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If you could choose between being rich and on your own, or being poor with the love of your life, which would you choose? why? come on there is only one right answer

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What are some things that you could practice your first kiss on? how about a frog

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Would you attend a wedding where the bride wore the "traditional" white wedding gown, even though you know she isn't a virgin? get a life what do you want her to do.did you want her to say:sorry cant wear white i am a slut;

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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor? WHAT TIME DOES THE FOOTBALL START

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Do Dikes/Lesbian not like to wear perfume or is this just a sterotype? I THOUGHT THEY WORE STRAP ONS

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Have you ever felt ugly even if people tell you that you are not? did you ever think that these people may be telling you lies just to make you feel good

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Would you rather spend $100 a week on fast food or buy a house in 1 year? ... where is the house you are buying for five grand.

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My boyfriend calls me names like bitch,slut,whore,ugly,fat,skank,smelly,tramp,etc.But he says that he is just joking and he doesnt mean it.Well I dont take it as a joke,and I take very seriously.Do you think that Im overreacting?Would you take it as joke? what color hair have you got?

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Do you jet lag more coming, going, neither way, both ways? are you talking about flying

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I have acne scars on my nose, and i have to use a lot of make up concealer to cover them up but it makes my nose look really oily and greasy, any suggestions on what i should and could do? see a good surgeon

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If a woman should do one good thing a Her partner everyday what should it be? she should take a vow of silence

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If you're really hot for your Aunt who's divorced and not blood-related, is it OK to tell her? Or would that poison family relations? It depends on if you want your uncle to work out on you

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Do we have rights to love someone without his/her permission? too right love is free if you want to pay for it there are places to go rof that.This is 2009 mate get a grip

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When you die what will you leave with? when i die i shall leave with a big smile on my face knowing uve left the banks wiyh lots of unpayed debt

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My boyfriend calls me names like bitch,slut,whore,ugly,fat,skank,smelly,tramp,etc.But he says that he is just joking and he doesnt mean it.Well I dont take it as a joke,and I take very seriously.Do you think that Im overreacting?Would you take it as joke? It depends on wether all the names he calls you are true.But if they are not true why are you with him?

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Why Don't Women Blink During Sex? They do but when they have sex with you its over in the blink of an eye lid

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How do I let my neighbors know that I dislike them? tell them you dislike them and they will dislike you.All fair in love and war.

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