Answerbag: Slipshod Wombat and Co.'s answers

Answer to There are 2 types of jobs. Those you shower before, and those you shower after. Which do you have ?

Tue, 29 May 2012 15:20:11 -0700

There are 2 types of jobs. Those you shower before, and those you shower after. Which do you have ?

I shower after. If I go out in public with my scent after work, people will gag. I've actually had someone throw up from my scent when I went to Fleet Farm once. That's when I knew I couldn't go out in public without washing up first.

Answer to What is the the most useful animal?

Tue, 29 May 2012 15:18:49 -0700

What is the the most useful animal?

Mink. for me, anyway

Answer to If you are not a member of Jehovah's Witnesses organization, are you aware you are considered mentally diseased by the Watchtower?

Tue, 29 May 2012 15:17:38 -0700

If you are not a member of Jehovah's Witnesses organization, are you aware you are considered mentally diseased by the Watchtower?

alright!

Answer to (R)Gov Brownback signs bill giving "professionals" a zero tax rate but upping taxes on working people. Is this Republican change you want?

Tue, 29 May 2012 14:37:50 -0700

(R)Gov Brownback signs bill giving "professionals" a zero tax rate but upping taxes on working people. Is this Republican change you want?

yes i love it

Answer to What random thought just ran through your mind?

Mon, 28 May 2012 18:06:40 -0700

What random thought just ran through your mind?

i haven't had taco salad for awhile

Answer to Name a song with the name of an "American city" in it?

Mon, 28 May 2012 13:43:40 -0700

Name a song with the name of an "American city" in it?

Safe in New York City

Answer to Have you ever been close to wild turkeys? They are very tame, and smell horridly. I couldn't kill one. They are much too nonviolent.

Mon, 28 May 2012 06:19:28 -0700

Have you ever been close to wild turkeys? They are very tame, and smell horridly. I couldn't kill one. They are much too nonviolent.

its ok if you cant cause i can

Answer to In order to learn an essential fact, do you write it over and over, recite it, read it once and hope you remember?

Sat, 26 May 2012 17:29:43 -0700

In order to learn an essential fact, do you write it over and over, recite it, read it once and hope you remember?

No, I'm not motivated enough for that.

Answer to How do you cope with criticism?

Sat, 26 May 2012 17:29:01 -0700

How do you cope with criticism?

with a good ol' fist to the face

Answer to Whats something you cant refuse on the weekend

Sat, 26 May 2012 17:27:32 -0700

Whats something you cant refuse on the weekend

going off roading in my Jeep! Here's a picture from my time in Nicolet National Forest...just taken about three hours ago!

Answer to which girl is prettier? 1 or 2?

Sat, 26 May 2012 17:21:19 -0700

which girl is prettier? 1 or 2?

they are both pretty but I'll go with 1.

Answer to Why does the GOP dislike/despise unions?

Sat, 26 May 2012 05:38:37 -0700

Why does the GOP dislike/despise unions?

I don't support the GOP, but I have low regard for unions. Especially public ones.

Answer to i love the character ____________from monsters inc.

Fri, 25 May 2012 20:51:06 -0700

i love the character ____________from monsters inc.

Waxford

Answer to Creationists: When was the last time we saw a carpenter turn into a god?

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:01:42 -0700

Creationists: When was the last time we saw a carpenter turn into a god?

last week actually

Answer to Do you believe in evolution? Yes or no, and why?

Fri, 25 May 2012 10:57:55 -0700

Do you believe in evolution? Yes or no, and why?

...

Answer to do you remember when someone dropped an ice cube down your back?

Thu, 24 May 2012 19:34:41 -0700

do you remember when someone dropped an ice cube down your back?

actually that hasn't happened to me but someone did throw a live fish down my pants...that was an adventure and a 1/2

Answer to You are in charge of 20 people, what do you tell them to do?

Thu, 24 May 2012 19:33:21 -0700

You are in charge of 20 people, what do you tell them to do?

go to wendys and get me some burgs

Answer to If you go fast enough, does time slow down?

Thu, 24 May 2012 19:28:48 -0700

If you go fast enough, does time slow down?

Yes but you'd really have to be truckin'

Answer to How many people think they're in control, but they're just as lost and scared as the rest of us?

Thu, 24 May 2012 19:27:47 -0700

How many people think they're in control, but they're just as lost and scared as the rest of us?

oh believe me, I'm in control.

Answer to Men, would you find a woman with a baby face attractive? See my photo and tell me your opinions.

Thu, 24 May 2012 19:19:11 -0700

Men, would you find a woman with a baby face attractive? See my photo and tell me your opinions.

You look pretty to me, ma'am

Answer to Aren't you disgusted as to how cows are treated in slaughter houses?

Thu, 24 May 2012 18:10:50 -0700

Aren't you disgusted as to how cows are treated in slaughter houses?

absolutely not...I absolutely love meat and its great. and yeah, I've seen Food Inc. fyi, I don't care about animals much,

Answer to Which car really hauls A$$? Road Runner, Duster, Javelin, or Satellite? /

Thu, 24 May 2012 18:07:09 -0700

Which car really hauls A$$? Road Runner, Duster, Javelin, or Satellite? /

Roadrunner. I had a friend who had two of them, a '76 and a '77 (I think) and those things were beasts

Answer to Teach me how to_____________________________.

Thu, 24 May 2012 17:30:10 -0700

Teach me how to_____________________________.

BUCKY

Answer to I support the _____________?

Thu, 24 May 2012 17:27:31 -0700

I support the _____________?

fur industry

Answer to What kind of candy do you like most?

Thu, 24 May 2012 17:24:31 -0700

What kind of candy do you like most?

cotton candy makes me happy

Answer to When you eat spaghetti, do you swirl it around your fork or cut it with a knife?

Thu, 24 May 2012 17:08:51 -0700

When you eat spaghetti, do you swirl it around your fork or cut it with a knife?

definitely swirl around the fork...it works the best for me

Answer to If you were invited to a "Come as You Are" pool party, and you were wearing formal wear when invited, would you attend?

Thu, 24 May 2012 16:49:23 -0700

If you were invited to a "Come as You Are" pool party, and you were wearing formal wear when invited, would you attend?

to me, formal is a pair of clean jeans and a t shirt, so sure. you don't want to see what my informal is...unless you don't mind clothes that get washed once every six months (and get very dirty)

Answer to How much water do you drink in a day

Thu, 24 May 2012 16:46:09 -0700

How much water do you drink in a day

Quite a bit, especially now that it is running season. Probably around 120 fl oz or so

Answer to Do you miss the old days when people could smoke anywhere they wanted to?

Thu, 24 May 2012 16:44:50 -0700

Do you miss the old days when people could smoke anywhere they wanted to?

No. Beforehand I never went out to eat due to the terrible smell, but now I go out to eat at diners frequently because I don't have to worry about it

Answer to Want to wrestle with me :-) ?

Thu, 24 May 2012 16:39:29 -0700

Want to wrestle with me :-) ?

I wrestled for four years in high school. Varsity every year. Went to state three times (best was 5th my junior year) Still wanna have a go?

Answer to Describe your Bathroom in one word?

Thu, 24 May 2012 15:43:57 -0700

Describe your Bathroom in one word?

fun

Answer to What's the shortest time you've ever worked at a job?

Thu, 24 May 2012 15:32:15 -0700

What's the shortest time you've ever worked at a job?

i accepted a job offer on a sunday - they told me to come in on Friday. I called them up on Wednesday and said I'm not working for them. that's how it's done

Answer to what's the youngest you were in love, as in mates?

Thu, 24 May 2012 15:18:36 -0700

what's the youngest you were in love, as in mates?

i've never been in love. however, i was six or seven when i first experienced the feelings I now have for gummy bears.

Answer to I wish my SO ___________________?

Thu, 24 May 2012 15:15:34 -0700

I wish my SO ___________________?

existed :(

Answer to If you're a frog what colour would you be?

Thu, 24 May 2012 15:10:10 -0700

If you're a frog what colour would you be?

blue and yella.

Answer to What is the longest tome you have been at a Job?

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:59:46 -0700

What is the longest tome you have been at a Job?

11 years...over half my life!

Answer to which of the following types of music do u find the hardest to listen to ?

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:56:12 -0700

which of the following types of music do u find the hardest to listen to ?

hip hop.

Answer to Why are women always suppressing Men with their definition of what a "real man", is or does?

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:45:39 -0700

Why are women always suppressing Men with their definition of what a "real man", is or does?

oh man tell me about it i mean if the man wants to go out for a few burritos with his friends instead of staying home and listening to you cry about how you chipped you nail when you went to pick up the tv remote than by golly let him! ;)

Answer to If i say " you will die" does it scare you?

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:42:25 -0700

If i say " you will die" does it scare you?

yes. I am shaking right now.

Answer to arent backstreet boys and nsync awesome

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:41:20 -0700

arent backstreet boys and nsync awesome

backstreet boys!! I used to jam to those guys back when I was 7 or 8 years old. now, well, no.

Answer to Does anyone have a fear of being soo smart that people are jealous and will give you pills if you use your brain too much

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:37:39 -0700

Does anyone have a fear of being soo smart that people are jealous and will give you pills if you use your brain too much

welcome to my life. everyday ;)

Answer to wil you EVER be able to retire? thoughts?

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:36:56 -0700

wil you EVER be able to retire? thoughts?

I should be able to. Depends how the market holds up.

Answer to If you died in bed and no one knew, would your cat eat you?

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:35:58 -0700

If you died in bed and no one knew, would your cat eat you?

probably. my cat eats just about anything, it's no wonder he's 27 lbs. I do believe it's diet time for that guy. time to get that stomach off the ground when he walks.

Answer to Your favourite weather?

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:23:42 -0700

Your favourite weather?

sunny. light wind.

Answer to What do you not want to dip your toes into?

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:22:17 -0700

What do you not want to dip your toes into?

a corn shucker. that'd probably hurt methinks

Answer to If given a chance which AB member would you like to go on a date with?

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:20:02 -0700

If given a chance which AB member would you like to go on a date with?

Happy to be Me somenicegirl Shelby Lovehearts

Answer to Don't forget: 25th of May is International Towel Day! Who's with me?

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:16:56 -0700

Don't forget: 25th of May is International Towel Day! Who's with me?

I'm with ya...I'll take any excuse to eat cake.

Answer to Men: If you ask your g/f to marry you.....and she replies: "I'll think about it," how would you react?

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:07:10 -0700

Men: If you ask your g/f to marry you.....and she replies: "I'll think about it," how would you react?

I'd say...you've got ten seconds or goodbye

Answer to Man gets a ticket for accidently dropping money on the floor. What do you think?

Thu, 24 May 2012 13:54:52 -0700

Man gets a ticket for accidently dropping money on the floor. What do you think?

what a litterbug!!! jk, that's pretty ludicrous.

Answer to Have you ever eaten honeydew melon?

Thu, 24 May 2012 13:53:25 -0700

Have you ever eaten honeydew melon?

yes but...pretty lame if you ask me, not much for taste

Answer to How would you react if you saw a duplicate of you?

Thu, 24 May 2012 10:59:34 -0700

How would you react if you saw a duplicate of you?

I'd be like...hot damn!

Answer to What's the next thing that you will buy?

Thu, 24 May 2012 10:58:41 -0700

What's the next thing that you will buy?

new swaybars for my Jeep...ones that can be disconnected within a minute so I can go from pavement to rock crawling without wasting time.

Answer to How many bottles of beer can you drink?

Thu, 24 May 2012 10:56:22 -0700

How many bottles of beer can you drink?

I'm from Wisconsin, I've got you all beat.

Answer to __________ is something I can do without.

Thu, 24 May 2012 10:55:23 -0700

__________ is something I can do without.

onions

Answer to What is your favorite place in the world to visit?

Thu, 24 May 2012 10:54:13 -0700

What is your favorite place in the world to visit?

Minocqua, Wisconsin. It's just plain awesome.

Answer to Men: In fantasy land, who would you like to wake up lying next to?

Thu, 24 May 2012 10:53:33 -0700

Men: In fantasy land, who would you like to wake up lying next to?

Rosie o Donnell

Answer to Who wants to join the Confederacy?

Thu, 24 May 2012 10:51:05 -0700

Who wants to join the Confederacy?

not me. we'd just get our assed kicked. again.

Answer to Strawberries, Raspberries, Blueberries, or Blackberries?

Thu, 24 May 2012 10:44:18 -0700

Strawberries, Raspberries, Blueberries, or Blackberries?

raspberries!

Answer to Politics aside, do you think President Obama has a good personality?

Thu, 24 May 2012 10:40:33 -0700

Politics aside, do you think President Obama has a good personality?

Indeed, he seems pretty chill

Answer to I wear it like a ___________ .

Wed, 23 May 2012 19:06:00 -0700

I wear it like a ___________ .

BOSS

Answer to who's your most hated player in the NBA?

Wed, 23 May 2012 19:03:45 -0700

who's your most hated player in the NBA?

Michael Redd

Answer to What will be your next drink?

Wed, 23 May 2012 19:02:16 -0700

What will be your next drink?

lemonade! fire up

Answer to Can you feel ____________ ?

Wed, 23 May 2012 19:00:01 -0700

Can you feel ____________ ?

the love tonight

Answer to How's your Facebook stock?

Wed, 23 May 2012 18:34:10 -0700

How's your Facebook stock?

nonexistent. so in that case, it's holding pretty steady I'd say young chap, what what. cliche, cliche

Answer to Who died too young?

Wed, 23 May 2012 18:32:50 -0700

Who died too young?

Ronnie James Dio

Answer to What are you born to do ?

Wed, 23 May 2012 18:32:02 -0700

What are you born to do ?

run. I'm been running long distance all my life and I happen to be swell at it. other than that I'm just a complete failure. So yeah, I'll go with running

Answer to Do you believe in evolution? Yes or no, and why?

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:57:04 -0700

Do you believe in evolution? Yes or no, and why?

I will not say I am certain it is true, but I also will say it is a possibility. Evidence both ways is lacking.

Answer to Are you a rocket ship on your way to Mars, on a collision course? Or are you a satellite, that's out of control?

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:48:32 -0700

Are you a rocket ship on your way to Mars, on a collision course? Or are you a satellite, that's out of control?

I'm a love torpedo, baby

Answer to Are you 'hell bent for leather'?

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:28:16 -0700

Are you 'hell bent for leather'?

indeed. favorite song by Priest.

Answer to As sharp as a ________________

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:21:45 -0700

As sharp as a ________________

bowling ball

Answer to ever stole a piece of cake?

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:14:50 -0700

ever stole a piece of cake?

anyone who denies this is a liar, of course I have.

Answer to When you think of true love you think Of__________________?

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:14:16 -0700

When you think of true love you think Of__________________?

peanut butter and jelly

Answer to What is the opposite of an artist?

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:12:44 -0700

What is the opposite of an artist?

ME

Answer to Who has the stomach for what's coming at us? Negative political ads funded by billionaires? Gonna watch or bail? Where do you go?

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:12:00 -0700

Who has the stomach for what's coming at us? Negative political ads funded by billionaires? Gonna watch or bail? Where do you go?

I sure don't have the stomach for it, my tummy aches after just a few gummy bears for crying out loud

Answer to What comes to your mind when i say "Tears"?

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:10:12 -0700

What comes to your mind when i say "Tears"?

"and my favorite band will always be Tears for Fears, and I'm going to wear a pink tux to the prom"

Answer to ghost are real or not please tell me . if they are real than help me to get rid of these ghosts please help me and ans me :(

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:04:21 -0700

ghost are real or not please tell me . if they are real than help me to get rid of these ghosts please help me and ans me :(

girl down and man up already, would ya?

Answer to "I'm lost which way is _____________?"

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:55:45 -0700

"I'm lost which way is _____________?"

the weightroom ;)

Answer to if your life choices were made on the bases of string theory, how would this affect your choices?

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:52:32 -0700

if your life choices were made on the bases of string theory, how would this affect your choices?

i don't know what in the blooming onion you're talking about so if they were than I'd be in a heap of trouble I'm assuming

Answer to Do you think that Huckleberry Finn is an average 13 year-old boy, or a very unusual one?

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:51:22 -0700

Do you think that Huckleberry Finn is an average 13 year-old boy, or a very unusual one?

Huck Finn would be strange in today's society. I was like him in many ways, independant and adventurous. Of course, i didn't get a raft and flow down the Mississippi either. During the times the book was written, he was a more normal.

Answer to What is your top 3 favorite songs to kick back and relax to?

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:43:15 -0700

What is your top 3 favorite songs to kick back and relax to?

1)What I got - Sublime 2)Talks to Angels - Black Crowes 3)Take the Money and Run - Steve Miller Band

Answer to Where did our good friend Chelsea Lee run off to?

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:35:43 -0700

Where did our good friend Chelsea Lee run off to?

Oh methinks I know where she is ;)

Answer to What do you think of this study that shows Fox News viewers are even less informed than those who watch no news?

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:33:58 -0700

What do you think of this study that shows Fox News viewers are even less informed than those who watch no news?

If it's true, which I guess I don't doubt, than EPIC FAIL.

Answer to What would be a healthy Mcdonalds breakfast for a diabetic? Egg Mcmuffin, sausages, hash browns???

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:27:13 -0700

What would be a healthy Mcdonalds breakfast for a diabetic? Egg Mcmuffin, sausages, hash browns???

*facepalm* reread. *facepalm.

Answer to What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say the word "snack"?

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:25:51 -0700

What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say the word "snack"?

GIMME

Answer to I looked around the hicktown I live in(25 mile radius) FOR low sodium frozen pizzas and found...ZERO low sodium pizzas. Do you?

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:17:40 -0700

I looked around the hicktown I live in(25 mile radius) FOR low sodium frozen pizzas and found...ZERO low sodium pizzas. Do you?

at least you have a place that sells pizza in your town.

Answer to Whats the 1st thing you do when you go camping

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:16:38 -0700

Whats the 1st thing you do when you go camping

set up thee ol' tent

Answer to Enough of questions its time for________?

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:10:47 -0700

Enough of questions its time for________?

some lovin'

Answer to Do you like Johnny Cash's music?

Wed, 23 May 2012 15:58:43 -0700

Do you like Johnny Cash's music?

indeed. One Piece at a Time is my favorite by him

Answer to Which would you rather pick of these popular dips...? -Mayonnaise -Mustard -Ketchup -Hot sauce -Sour cream

Wed, 23 May 2012 15:14:34 -0700

Which would you rather pick of these popular dips...? -Mayonnaise -Mustard -Ketchup -Hot sauce -Sour cream

mustard BITCH

Answer to What would happen if there were no trees?

Wed, 23 May 2012 15:08:24 -0700

What would happen if there were no trees?

no more toilet paper

Answer to Its my birthday today! Wanna send me any birthday wishes?

Wed, 23 May 2012 15:07:23 -0700

Its my birthday today! Wanna send me any birthday wishes?

okay. Happy Birthday Sarah. Celebrate!!

Answer to How will you thank me if i give you a million dollars?

Wed, 23 May 2012 15:02:52 -0700

How will you thank me if i give you a million dollars?

probably give you some sugar

Answer to What's the biggest complaint you have about the Government?

Wed, 23 May 2012 14:58:26 -0700

What's the biggest complaint you have about the Government?

they are trying to ban fur farming, or make regulations so strict that there is no chance of turning a profit. Thankfully, the USA hasn't gone into that yet. I'm glad there are other silly issues that take prominence in the spotlight.

Answer to Which AB memebr do you relate to the most?

Wed, 23 May 2012 14:51:13 -0700

Which AB memebr do you relate to the most?

I don't really relate much to any ABers. Maybe trex44566, but he hasn't been on here since probably 2007

Answer to Lasagna with bread sticks or garlic bread?

Wed, 23 May 2012 14:46:30 -0700

Lasagna with bread sticks or garlic bread?

bread sticks. Fazolis made me pick them.

Answer to Who texts while on the toilet?

Wed, 23 May 2012 14:44:28 -0700

Who texts while on the toilet?

tried it once, but i just don't have the coordination i guess

Answer to What does meat have to do with pudding?

Wed, 23 May 2012 14:11:32 -0700

What does meat have to do with pudding?

how can you have any pudding if you don't eatcher meat!!!

Answer to Has the person in the mirror ever made you angry?

Wed, 23 May 2012 14:09:13 -0700

Has the person in the mirror ever made you angry?

yes that guy is always pissing me off

Answer to When was the last time you badly needed a hug?

Wed, 23 May 2012 14:05:33 -0700

When was the last time you badly needed a hug?

Can't really remember the last time I NEEDED a hug, but I'm always open to a free one anytime :)

Answer to The happiest moment of your life ?

Wed, 23 May 2012 14:03:52 -0700

The happiest moment of your life ?

Honestly, raising my right hand and saying the Oath of Enlistment for the USMC was probably the proudest day of life. Is happiest and proudest the same, not always, but probably in this instance yes. Then things went sour lol