Answerbag: devilsquidmac's answers

Answer to Would you mind giving me the punchline to a joke? I don't want the joke, just the punchline. And yes, this does have a point.

Fri, 29 May 2009 10:58:52 -0700

Would you mind giving me the punchline to a joke? I don't want the joke, just the punchline. And yes, this does have a point.

Your face also serves as the joke

Answer to Men have always believed in God and not believing is new. So which one is the religion?

Fri, 29 May 2009 08:46:53 -0700

Men have always believed in God and not believing is new. So which one is the religion?

Wow, not really going to break this question down to how very, very wrong it is in every way, so I'll just hit on some points. One, no, not all men have believed in one true god (that is what I am assuming you mean by typing it as "God", the christian deity). Before christianity...

Answer to Men: Do you honestly find women more attractive when they aren't wearing any make-up?

Fri, 29 May 2009 08:20:19 -0700

Men: Do you honestly find women more attractive when they aren't wearing any make-up?

I do, yes. I find it hard to be attracted to someone who has to hide who they really are in order to "seem" presentable to the opposite sex. I do not encourage or discourage my wife from wearing make up, though. It is totally her choice, for one, because we are deeply in love, and for...

Answer to If someone was selling squirrels door to door, would you buy one?

Fri, 29 May 2009 08:12:16 -0700

If someone was selling squirrels door to door, would you buy one?

If they come with the option of back mounted mini missiles, razor bladed tails, and if they speak hindu, then yes.

Answer to Is it time for a third party? The Republicans sound way too far right to me. It looks like it's time to split the Republican party. Get rid of the hardliner old regime and let them start a new party for old white haired mean spirited rich men.

Fri, 29 May 2009 08:08:21 -0700

Is it time for a third party? The Republicans sound way too far right to me. It looks like it's time to split the Republican party. Get rid of the hardliner old regime and let them start a new party for old white haired mean spirited rich men.

you're right, they are too far right, we should just head left, then that would make us more wrong. Did I say wrong? yes, I did. While we're at it, why don't we just give everyone free health care(even though part of the US isn't even Americans and don't pay taxes), and...

Answer to Should spouses have the right to access each other's email, Facebook, etc. accounts? ----- Or, is all privacy and independence lost after marriage?

Fri, 29 May 2009 07:54:35 -0700

Should spouses have the right to access each other's email, Facebook, etc. accounts? ----- Or, is all privacy and independence lost after marriage?

I think they should. My wife has all the passwords to everything I have. It bothers me sometimes because she actually goes behind me and looks at everything I do on the internet, but you're married. Even if you aren't married, it says something about your charachter that you cannot let...

Answer to Do you use McAfee security software for your computer?

Fri, 29 May 2009 07:45:45 -0700

Do you use McAfee security software for your computer?

I use McAndrew hardware. He's a 300 pound Irish guy.

Answer to How big do the holes in your socks have to be before you finally throw them away?

Fri, 29 May 2009 07:44:07 -0700

How big do the holes in your socks have to be before you finally throw them away?

never, if the hole gets big enough for me to put my foot through, then that sock has become a leg warmer, then I find an unholy sock (not the devilish kind) and introduce it to that day's companion currently on my leg

Answer to Why are women lazy

Thu, 28 May 2009 13:52:54 -0700

Why are women lazy

because they have boobs

Answer to Why Does the Bible Say, "Honor Your Father and Mother"?

Thu, 28 May 2009 13:51:17 -0700

Why Does the Bible Say, "Honor Your Father and Mother"?

cause they pay the cell phone bill

Answer to Do you have an obnoxious bone in your body?

Wed, 27 May 2009 14:49:09 -0700

Do you have an obnoxious bone in your body?

50% of the time 3/4ths of my bones are 67% likely to have a good chance of not being able to control their obnoxiousity

Answer to Have you ever encountered anyone who's sexual fetish was a complete turn off for you? A Total deal breaker?

Wed, 27 May 2009 14:47:15 -0700

Have you ever encountered anyone who's sexual fetish was a complete turn off for you? A Total deal breaker?

I enjoy watching 2 girls one cup and anyone who doesn't is in dire need of a psychiatrist, any girl who doesn't like that video is a serious turn off, we need more excellent filmography like that more often, it exposes more sexually frustrated people to the wide world of sex (it puts...

Answer to I'll never ________________ again

Wed, 27 May 2009 14:44:04 -0700

I'll never ________________ again

feed my cat exlax and speed (I now have to mop my ceiling)

Answer to Where do deer sleep?

Wed, 27 May 2009 14:42:38 -0700

Where do deer sleep?

deer sleep on my wall

Answer to Super ______. What word (s) can you use in the blank?

Wed, 27 May 2009 14:41:04 -0700

Super ______. What word (s) can you use in the blank?

pooper scooper

Answer to When you were younger, did you give out the little Valentine's Day cards that had a special theme like a television show, Disney characters, animals, etc...?

Wed, 27 May 2009 14:38:35 -0700

When you were younger, did you give out the little Valentine's Day cards that had a special theme like a television show, Disney characters, animals, etc...?

I gave my girlfriend $5 when I was in 7th grade

Answer to What is your single favorite character from TV (Any time frame)?

Wed, 27 May 2009 14:37:01 -0700

What is your single favorite character from TV (Any time frame)?

Everyone's favorite cat eating alien....ALF!!!

Answer to So, tell me, where did you get your battle scars from?

Wed, 27 May 2009 14:00:19 -0700

So, tell me, where did you get your battle scars from?

being the youngest sibling, 5 years in the Marines, and thus far mostly from my wife