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Would you mind giving me the punchline to a joke? I don't want the joke, just the punchline. And yes, this does have a point. Your face also serves as the joke

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Men have always believed in God and not believing is new. So which one is the religion? Wow, not really going to break this question down to how very, very wrong it is in every way, so I'll just hit on some points. One, no, not all men have believed in one true god (that is what I am assuming you mean by typing it as "God", the christian deity). Before christianity was stolen, mostly from the Pagans, men, and women, have believed in multiple forms of higher powers....

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Men: Do you honestly find women more attractive when they aren't wearing any make-up? I do, yes. I find it hard to be attracted to someone who has to hide who they really are in order to "seem" presentable to the opposite sex. I do not encourage or discourage my wife from wearing make up, though. It is totally her choice, for one, because we are deeply in love, and for two, I already know how beautiful she is without makeup. Oh, and on a last note, she did not wear...

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If someone was selling squirrels door to door, would you buy one? If they come with the option of back mounted mini missiles, razor bladed tails, and if they speak hindu, then yes.

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Is it time for a third party? The Republicans sound way too far right to me. It looks like it's time to split the Republican party. Get rid of the hardliner old regime and let them start a new party for old white haired mean spirited rich men. you're right, they are too far right, we should just head left, then that would make us more wrong. Did I say wrong? yes, I did. While we're at it, why don't we just give everyone free health care(even though part of the US isn't even Americans and don't pay taxes), and split up everyone's bank account to where we all share the nation's wealth? Oh wait, that...

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Should spouses have the right to access each other's email, Facebook, etc. accounts? ----- Or, is all privacy and independence lost after marriage? I think they should. My wife has all the passwords to everything I have. It bothers me sometimes because she actually goes behind me and looks at everything I do on the internet, but you're married. Even if you aren't married, it says something about your charachter that you cannot let your loved one/other half/soul mate, into every aspect of your life. The fact that you have in your...

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Do you use McAfee security software for your computer? I use McAndrew hardware. He's a 300 pound Irish guy.

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How big do the holes in your socks have to be before you finally throw them away? never, if the hole gets big enough for me to put my foot through, then that sock has become a leg warmer, then I find an unholy sock (not the devilish kind) and introduce it to that day's companion currently on my leg

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Why are women lazy because they have boobs

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Why Does the Bible Say, "Honor Your Father and Mother"? cause they pay the cell phone bill

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Do you have an obnoxious bone in your body? 50% of the time 3/4ths of my bones are 67% likely to have a good chance of not being able to control their obnoxiousity

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Have you ever encountered anyone who's sexual fetish was a complete turn off for you? A Total deal breaker? I enjoy watching 2 girls one cup and anyone who doesn't is in dire need of a psychiatrist, any girl who doesn't like that video is a serious turn off, we need more excellent filmography like that more often, it exposes more sexually frustrated people to the wide world of sex (it puts the chocolate ice cream in it's mouth, or it gets the throwup)

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I'll never ________________ again feed my cat exlax and speed (I now have to mop my ceiling)

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Where do deer sleep? deer sleep on my wall

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Super ______. What word (s) can you use in the blank? pooper scooper

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When you were younger, did you give out the little Valentine's Day cards that had a special theme like a television show, Disney characters, animals, etc...? I gave my girlfriend $5 when I was in 7th grade

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What is your single favorite character from TV (Any time frame)? Everyone's favorite cat eating alien....ALF!!!

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So, tell me, where did you get your battle scars from? being the youngest sibling, 5 years in the Marines, and thus far mostly from my wife

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