Answerbag: Doyler - you have got to be kidding me!'s answers

Answer to What male names also have uses as everyday words?

Mon, 28 May 2012 06:22:42 -0700

What male names also have uses as everyday words?

Shanda Lear

Answer to The way to _ is _.

Sat, 19 May 2012 05:48:27 -0700

The way to _______ is _______.

get rid of a temptation/ to yield to it

Answer to Why did you send that back?

Fri, 18 May 2012 06:50:20 -0700

Why did you send that back?

i was returning serve!

Answer to What do you not want to have someone say to or about you at the beach?

Fri, 18 May 2012 06:46:25 -0700

What do you not want to have someone say to or about you at the beach?

wow, look at that beached whale!

Answer to What are those kids doing out there?

Fri, 11 May 2012 09:43:46 -0700

What are those kids doing out there?

if they are quiet, no good!

Answer to What would not be a good gift for Mother's Day?

Fri, 11 May 2012 09:39:51 -0700

What would not be a good gift for Mother's Day?

Weight loss video :)

Answer to Went to a dry cleaners I haven't been to for 3 years, not a place I visited often & they recognized me by name, is that odd or what?

Fri, 11 May 2012 09:37:43 -0700

Went to a dry cleaners I haven't been to for 3 years, not a place I visited often & they recognized me by name, is that odd or what?

might be an extremely quiet shop! or whatever you left in left an impression or you left the clothes in, in the name of Sphynx Lady!!

Answer to What do you not want to hear someone say about that new outfit you're wearing?

Wed, 09 May 2012 09:36:39 -0700

What do you not want to hear someone say about that new outfit you're wearing?

are you wearing that for a bet!

Answer to What are some signs that something (other than a person) is getting too old?

Fri, 04 May 2012 11:28:00 -0700

What are some signs that something (other than a person) is getting too old?

is mine bigger than yours!

Answer to Jamie Oliver just made?

Wed, 02 May 2012 12:05:51 -0700

Jamie Oliver just made?

a mint!

Answer to What was the cat doing in the cradle?

Wed, 02 May 2012 12:05:14 -0700

What was the cat doing in the cradle?

having kittens!

Answer to Why was my question about mommy and daddy fighting removed?

Wed, 02 May 2012 12:01:39 -0700

Why was my question about mommy and daddy fighting removed?

swept under the carpet!

Answer to What do you consider before renting or leasing a house or apartment?

Wed, 02 May 2012 12:00:28 -0700

What do you consider before renting or leasing a house or apartment?

location, location, location and then price

Answer to Oh my god.. WTF is that?..(see picture below)

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:24:45 -0700

Oh my god.. WTF is that?..(see picture below)

Caught me out!

Answer to Does the thought of an underwater mystery seem fishy?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 09:26:19 -0700

Does the thought of an underwater mystery seem fishy?

Yes, but its one of those situations in life that offers an op-perch-tuna-ty for a good fish pun!

Answer to What would you not want to see on television?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:45:16 -0700

What would you not want to see on television?

one of those flies that just keeps hovering around!

Answer to What is something that you like that is round?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:41:34 -0700

What is something that you like that is round?

your round Elizabeth, I'll have a Martini please!

Answer to What is a good job for a shy person?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:35:23 -0700

What is a good job for a shy person?

Psychiatry! You get to deal with people just like you!

Answer to What is something that should not be cut?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:32:27 -0700

What is something that should not be cut?

the mustard!

Answer to Don't look now but _______.

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:29:16 -0700

Don't look now but _______.

I'm changing!!

Answer to This place does not need any _______.

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 15:32:02 -0700

This place does not need any _______.

groaners! Bill had been getting progressively more bald at a very young age, and it was depressing him quite a bit. Eventually, he decided to get a wig, and the following evening he came into the pub looking 10 years younger, with a full head of jet black hair. The locals admired his new look,...

Answer to What's a word or phrase than can be used in place of 'shut up'?

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 15:21:25 -0700

What's a word or phrase than can be used in place of 'shut up'?

talk to the hand as the face aint listening!

Answer to The White House confirms; Obama paid a lower tax rate than his secretary. I doubt he is the first, So loop holes at work or what?

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 05:04:07 -0700

The White House confirms; Obama paid a lower tax rate than his secretary. I doubt he is the first, So loop holes at work or what?

The old maxim comes to mind: Do what I say, not what I do.

Answer to I'm going to bed now, how about you?

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 02:34:57 -0700

I'm going to bed now, how about you?

just getting up!

Answer to Every time you touch me ______ ?

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 09:52:15 -0700

Every time you touch me ______ ?

I get shivers down my spine

Answer to What magazine would you not read?

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 09:49:06 -0700

What magazine would you not read?

beauty magazines, as they will only make you feel ugly ... !

Answer to Fear of _______.

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 09:47:55 -0700

Fear of _______.

what I don't understand! - i hope you are not conducting some psychological assessments with this questions!

Answer to Without quoting a dictionary or the Bible, what do YOU think is the difference between "spirit" and "soul"? Are they the same things?

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:06:09 -0700

Without quoting a dictionary or the Bible, what do YOU think is the difference between "spirit" and "soul"? Are they the same things?

tough question! thats the spirit (something within) sold your soul (again something within but deeper!

Answer to What color is the shirt that you're wearing right now?

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 10:01:21 -0700

What color is the shirt that you're wearing right now?

black with green pin stripes

Answer to What would you not want to see while in an airplane up in the sky?

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 07:37:17 -0700

What would you not want to see while in an airplane up in the sky?

pigs!

Answer to Should the song "Rock 'n' Roll Is King" have been titled "Rock 'n' Roll Is Queen"?

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 07:30:36 -0700

Should the song "Rock 'n' Roll Is King" have been titled "Rock 'n' Roll Is Queen"?

No. depends how you look at thinks, Queen Bee!!

Answer to What is better on the inside than on the outside?

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 06:54:42 -0700

What is better on the inside than on the outside?

slow moving traffic!

Answer to What do you not want to see while on a boat in the ocean?

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 08:12:28 -0700

What do you not want to see while on a boat in the ocean?

timely given the Titanic anniversary!

Answer to What would not be a good slogan for a university or college?

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 07:50:20 -0700

What would not be a good slogan for a university or college?

drink from our fountain of knowledge!

Answer to Have you said I love you by mistake to a neighbor, or co-worker when saying goodbye to them?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 04:20:34 -0700

Have you said I love you by mistake to a neighbor, or co-worker when saying goodbye to them?

my teacher (mortified and my school mates didn't let me forget it either!)

Answer to How much time do you spend in your back yard?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 03:45:52 -0700

How much time do you spend in your back yard?

about 4 hours a day at the weekend (weather permitting of course!)

Answer to Are you doing anything special for Easter?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 01:28:13 -0700

Are you doing anything special for Easter?

nieces and nephews visiting for an egg hunt and then off to the folks for dinner. you?

Answer to Where do you not want to sleep?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 01:26:17 -0700

Where do you not want to sleep?

on the streets

Answer to Can you answer a stupid question by asking a stupid question? Prove it.

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 01:21:23 -0700

Can you answer a stupid question by asking a stupid question? Prove it.

am i pregnant!

Answer to I'm famished; would you be so kind to have a snack for me?

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 11:22:03 -0700

I'm famished; would you be so kind to have a snack for me?

Here's what to do Elizabeth: 1. Spread two slices of bread thinly with the Dijon mustard, if you’re using it that is. Divide the ham and cheese between these slices and top with the remaining slices of bread. Basically, just make a normal ham and cheese. Cut each sandwich into two triangles...

Answer to What's your favorite sound to hear on any given day?

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 10:58:58 -0700

What's your favorite sound to hear on any given day?

church bells at 6pm in the distance

Answer to I swear, I've got more___________!

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 10:58:16 -0700

I swear, I've got more___________!

questions like this today

Answer to How many hot cross buns will you eat today ?

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 10:57:13 -0700

How many hot cross buns will you eat today ?

two - you?

Answer to I think I'm _______.

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 10:56:41 -0700

I think I'm _______.

gonna be sad,...I think it's today, yeah... take it away Elizabeth!

Answer to When You were little, what were you told "not to do"?

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:36:02 -0700

When You were little, what were you told "not to do"?

go near the road

Answer to How many languages do you speak? Which ones? (And by speak I mean being able to have an actual conversation)

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 03:33:38 -0700

How many languages do you speak? Which ones? (And by speak I mean being able to have an actual conversation)

English, Gaelic, some french and spanish

Answer to What food do you like either hot or cold?

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 09:38:00 -0700

What food do you like either hot or cold?

chicken

Answer to What drink do you like either hot or cold?

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 09:36:31 -0700

What drink do you like either hot or cold?

milk

Answer to All I need is __________! :)

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 09:33:42 -0700

All I need is __________! :)

the blank filled in

Answer to What foreign country have you visited the most? How many times?

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 09:33:08 -0700

What foreign country have you visited the most? How many times?

England - over 40

Answer to What was the last thing that made you mad?

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 09:27:16 -0700

What was the last thing that made you mad?

my insanity!

Answer to Can anyone explain this to me. When speaking of cousins, why do they say "once removed"?

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 07:54:50 -0700

Can anyone explain this to me. When speaking of cousins, why do they say "once removed"?

It is a very common misconception that a first cousin once removed is the same as a second cousin, it is not. Your second cousin is the child of your parent's first cousin. Therefore, if you share grandparents with a first cousin, you share great-grandparents with a second cousin,...

Answer to Do you believe in any superstitions? Which ones?

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 07:52:13 -0700

Do you believe in any superstitions? Which ones?

i'm a sucker for magpies - got to find that second one!

Answer to What's the ultimate in thingy?

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 07:15:33 -0700

What's the ultimate in thingy?

survival

Answer to Is Bob really your uncle, or is he just your auntie's live-in lover?

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 07:05:33 -0700

Is Bob really your uncle, or is he just your auntie's live-in lover?

he's my aunt Benie wit balls!

Answer to When did you realize you are so terrific?

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 05:44:45 -0700

When did you realize you are so terrific?

when you told me in response to this comment!

Answer to What book have you re-read the most?

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 12:42:42 -0700

What book have you re-read the most?

Lord of the Flies

Answer to How forgiving would you be if you were imprisoned for a crime you did not commit?

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 09:54:19 -0700

How forgiving would you be if you were imprisoned for a crime you did not commit?

i'd say i'd be a bit bitter!

Answer to What would not be a good edible topping for a brownie?

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 09:52:44 -0700

What would not be a good edible topping for a brownie?

ice cream

Answer to If star signs don't really influence people, why else do Scorpio and Pisces get on so well together?

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 09:51:39 -0700

If star signs don't really influence people, why else do Scorpio and Pisces get on so well together?

i'm a Pisces and we get on cos they pick on us - but we expect that!

Answer to What do you wear when you mow your lawn?

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 09:50:29 -0700

What do you wear when you mow your lawn?

track bots and an old woolly jumper

Answer to Do you call people who see both sides of an argument "liberals" meaning that in a derogatory way?

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 09:49:28 -0700

Do you call people who see both sides of an argument "liberals" meaning that in a derogatory way?

open minded well balanced - liberal has nothing to do with this!?

Answer to How would you feel if the Messiah returned to earth as a woman?

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 09:48:33 -0700

How would you feel if the Messiah returned to earth as a woman?

i'd be even more in tune with my 48%!

Answer to Are questions about birds really that fowl?

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 04:15:26 -0700

Are questions about birds really that fowl?

Toucan play at this game - just ruffling your feathers!

Answer to What should you not do while baby-sitting?

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 04:12:57 -0700

What should you not do while baby-sitting?

not take the job seriously

Answer to What do you not want to see at meal time?

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 04:10:47 -0700

What do you not want to see at meal time?

an empty fridge

Answer to Guys.. Honestly, would you pick the drop dead gorgeous girl with no personality, or the average girl that's with a great personality? Why?

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 04:10:01 -0700

Guys.. Honestly, would you pick the drop dead gorgeous girl with no personality, or the average girl that's with a great personality? Why?

no brainer, personality

Answer to My, what big __________ you have! :)

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 04:08:58 -0700

My, what big __________ you have! :)

libido

Answer to How do you keep going, day after day, when you get so tired of everything?

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 13:10:19 -0700

How do you keep going, day after day, when you get so tired of everything?

look harder for that silver lining!

Answer to Ever suddenly have some unlooked for free time, and not know what to do with yourself?

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 13:09:11 -0700

Ever suddenly have some unlooked for free time, and not know what to do with yourself?

free time = do something nice and simple that pleases me!

Answer to Do you run away from friends who become alcoholics or mentally ill or are you there for them?

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 16:49:27 -0700

Do you run away from friends who become alcoholics or mentally ill or are you there for them?

i would be there, but not as an enabler - mind you i find that there is a time limit and or they have to do something about it (or be seen to if you understand me)

Answer to It's Mothers day here in the UK. what gift did you get your mothers ?

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 16:28:23 -0700

It's Mothers day here in the UK. what gift did you get your mothers ?

had to be flowers and Sunday dinner out. You?

Answer to She looks so good in ______! :)

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 16:27:25 -0700

She looks so good in ______! :)

your place :)

Answer to What's a sign that your date is cheap?

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 16:26:23 -0700

What's a sign that your date is cheap?

queue outside KFC to lick other peoples fingers!

Answer to What is something that you should not take?

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 16:19:39 -0700

What is something that you should not take?

the easy way out!

Answer to What is something that should not be returned?

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 16:17:31 -0700

What is something that should not be returned?

lost dignity

Answer to Will you put me over your knee?

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 16:15:23 -0700

Will you put me over your knee?

only if you are very very naughty! :)

Answer to Why is a cupboard called a cupboard? Why is a cupboard not a board for placing cups on? Also, why is the "p" not pronounced?

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 16:12:26 -0700

Why is a cupboard called a cupboard? Why is a cupboard not a board for placing cups on? Also, why is the "p" not pronounced?

well call it a press!

Answer to One way to ruin a perfectly good meal is to _______.

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 18:38:20 -0700

One way to ruin a perfectly good meal is to _______.

snack beforehand

Answer to The top of Mt. Everest is the highest point above sea level, but what mountain top is actually closer the moon?

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 06:30:33 -0700

The top of Mt. Everest is the highest point above sea level, but what mountain top is actually closer the moon?

Mount Chimborazo in Ecuador

Answer to Whats the most densely populated country in the world,,,?

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 05:05:30 -0700

Whats the most densely populated country in the world,,,?

Monaco or Vatican City????

Answer to What would you like with that hot dog?

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 04:54:22 -0700

What would you like with that hot dog?

more concerned with the % of pork in the dog!

Answer to How is life in Ireland these days?

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 07:21:49 -0700

How is life in Ireland these days?

well we beat Scotland in the rugby yesterday and have qualified for the euro finals! otherwise life is full of austerity!!

Answer to Am I always right?

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 04:34:28 -0700

Am I always right?

yep, my dear, even when you are wrong!

Answer to Dragons or dinosaurs?

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 11:37:34 -0800

Dragons or dinosaurs?

keep you warm during the winter!

Answer to Can anyone tell me why Rosie had been Penalty Boxed. She could be groggy by now from the boxing she received?

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 04:30:56 -0800

Can anyone tell me why Rosie had been Penalty Boxed. She could be groggy by now from the boxing she received?

lets start a campaign!

Answer to Can I send another song out to someone I still love? Here's to December 8, 2010...

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 04:29:11 -0800

Can I send another song out to someone I still love? Here's to December 8, 2010...

:( as hard as it may be find a new song or at least distract yourself by looking :)

Answer to Hard, firm or soft....... What kind of mattress do you like?

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 04:27:32 -0800

Hard, firm or soft....... What kind of mattress do you like?

firm with someone soft to snuggle up to

Answer to You are so not going to __________ !

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 04:26:00 -0800

You are so not going to __________ !

go out looking like that

Answer to It will be St. Patrick's Day soon, orange or green which are you?

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 03:47:36 -0800

It will be St. Patrick's Day soon, orange or green which are you?

has to be green!

Answer to Mrs. _______. {?}

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 14:57:06 -0800

Mrs. _______. {?}

Cleaver

Answer to When swimming, you should always _______.

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 10:37:48 -0800

When swimming, you should always _______.

wait for an hour after you have eaten!

Answer to When traveling, you should always _______.

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 10:36:27 -0800

When traveling, you should always _______.

have two "l's"!

Answer to What do you not want to hear at a restaurant?

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 10:34:42 -0800

What do you not want to hear at a restaurant?

would you like me to super size that!

Answer to If you saw someone throw a paving stone through the windscreen of a Conservative MP's Rolls Royce, would you tell the cops?

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 10:33:37 -0800

If you saw someone throw a paving stone through the windscreen of a Conservative MP's Rolls Royce, would you tell the cops?

I'd be too busy running!

Answer to Aside from someone changing drastically, if you truly love them, will those feelings ever go away?

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 00:40:16 -0800

Aside from someone changing drastically, if you truly love them, will those feelings ever go away?

Love is a feeling and we wear our feelings if you see where I'm going with this !

Answer to Is there a mess free way to use talcum powder ? I seem to get it everywhere ?

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 14:06:00 -0800

Is there a mess free way to use talcum powder ? I seem to get it everywhere ?

In the shower/ bath once dry

Answer to I like to take my time to________________ .

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 14:02:35 -0800

I like to take my time to________________ .

Reflect

Answer to One does not become more attractive by _______.

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 13:59:13 -0800

One does not become more attractive by _______.

Looks alone

Answer to is anybody born today? today is my birthday too :D

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 07:18:59 -0800

is anybody born today? today is my birthday too :D

Well happy birthday to you so