Answerbag: calicorey's answers

Answer to How can I be a jerk?

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 21:36:38 -0800

How can I be a jerk?

look in the mirror and you will see....

Answer to _____________has grown on me!?

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 21:36:11 -0800

_____________has grown on me!?

bornabrit

Answer to Who's your boss?

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 21:35:39 -0800

Who's your boss?

My wife at home Me at work... The IRS overall...

Answer to How come GW Bush was never prosecuted during the Abramoff scandal?

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 21:34:51 -0800

How come GW Bush was never prosecuted during the Abramoff scandal?

he should have been! He also has warrants out by the Geneva Convention for crimes against humanity also and is avoiding switzerlad because of it!!!

Answer to What did you remember to forget?

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 21:32:27 -0800

What did you remember to forget?

my dimentia is setting in again.....

Answer to How could I trust you again?

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 21:31:57 -0800

How could I trust you again?

Can you forgive me first and let me reearn your trust?

Answer to What's next on the playlist?

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 21:31:27 -0800

What's next on the playlist?

not sure Ohio players FIRE? LOL

Answer to What do you want to run away from?

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 21:31:02 -0800

What do you want to run away from?

my mother in law whenever she comes to visit

Answer to How much do you pay for lunch?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:20:28 -0800

How much do you pay for lunch?

got it free at a meeting today

Answer to Do you have it under control?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:20:08 -0800

Do you have it under control?

Naw my wife hid the remote again!!!

Answer to How does it all start?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:19:33 -0800

How does it all start?

gotta ask god that

Answer to What's something you've made from scratch?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:17:16 -0800

What's something you've made from scratch?

a company wanna work for me Misha?

Answer to Blame the_____(Fill the blank).

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:16:54 -0800

Blame the_____(Fill the blank).

last guy!!!

Answer to I wish someone would tell me ________ ?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:16:36 -0800

I wish someone would tell me ________ ?

that Bush was an idiot before i voted for him!!

Answer to Are You Easy, Or difficult, to get along with others?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:16:05 -0800

Are You Easy, Or difficult, to get along with others?

I can be very demanding at work at home i tend to be very easy

Answer to What do you think of pedicures?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:15:13 -0800

What do you think of pedicures?

never had one

Answer to Who did you hug lately?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:13:56 -0800

Who did you hug lately?

ma wife she is a good hugger

Answer to Handshake or fist bump or high five?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:13:36 -0800

Handshake or fist bump or high five?

fist bump

Answer to Do you know when to break the rules?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:13:10 -0800

Do you know when to break the rules?

yes i am aware of it and take responsibility for it also

Answer to Have you ever smash your computer?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:12:43 -0800

Have you ever smash your computer?

accidentally yes

Answer to Ground hog day, how old is that rodent?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:12:03 -0800

Ground hog day, how old is that rodent?

old enought to look for his shadow

Answer to Where's my parents?

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:11:16 -0800

Where's my parents?

Your momas in hiding she did that after you were born... something about seeing your face scared her....

Answer to For $ 25,000 would you spend a weekend in an asylum for the "very insane" ?

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:17:10 -0800

For $ 25,000 would you spend a weekend in an asylum for the "very insane" ?

hey i work with those inmates during the day I guess i could spend the weekend with them once in a while!!

Answer to If everything was made up of chocolate, who or what would you eat first?

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:10:38 -0800

If everything was made up of chocolate, who or what would you eat first?

my car since it is always eating up my paycheck!!

Answer to What Would You Like A Piece Of?

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:09:51 -0800

What Would You Like A Piece Of?

pizza please!

Answer to I have a very strong urge to_______________?

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:09:19 -0800

I have a very strong urge to_______________?

to have a drink wanna join me?

Answer to My battery ___________?

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:08:48 -0800

My battery ___________?

everlast

Answer to Would you beg for money on a train?

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:07:37 -0800

Would you beg for money on a train?

never tried that

Answer to Did you know that the hula hoop was the biggest-selling toy in 1957?

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:07:03 -0800

Did you know that the hula hoop was the biggest-selling toy in 1957?

yes i did I know we owned one at many times during our lives

Answer to Who do you go to for advice?

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:06:13 -0800

Who do you go to for advice?

my wife and the internet

Answer to What's something that can't hurt you more than it already has?

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:05:25 -0800

What's something that can't hurt you more than it already has?

my mother in laws big mouth!!

Answer to What have you NOT eaten for a while? for what reason? allergies? diet? other?

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:04:44 -0800

What have you NOT eaten for a while? for what reason? allergies? diet? other?

liver i hate it!!

Answer to Have you ever been in a love triangle?

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:04:15 -0800

Have you ever been in a love triangle?

yes not fun

Answer to 'Rules were meant to be broken'. What rules have you broken?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:11:43 -0800

'Rules were meant to be broken'. What rules have you broken?

the speed limit

Answer to Can I buy you a drink sometime? :)

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:09:54 -0800

Can I buy you a drink sometime? :)

peach tea please

Answer to What did the doctor say?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:09:33 -0800

What did the doctor say?

that you were pregnant and i was the father! so Misha how could that be?

Answer to When is silence the perfect answer?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:08:38 -0800

When is silence the perfect answer?

when someone is reading you your miranda rights

Answer to Can I buy you something to eat?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:01:58 -0800

Can I buy you something to eat?

BBQ cheken sandwich please

Answer to Do you love chihuahua dog?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:01:13 -0800

Do you love chihuahua dog?

my youngest has one... Pee Wee is her name

Answer to It never hurts to______________(Can you fill in the blank?)

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:00:34 -0800

It never hurts to______________(Can you fill in the blank?)

wear clean underware

Answer to What mindsets do you have trouble grasping?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:00:11 -0800

What mindsets do you have trouble grasping?

I still dont understand calculus my daughter thinks it is "so easy".... LOL

Answer to What mindsets do you have trouble grasping?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 22:00:09 -0800

What mindsets do you have trouble grasping?

I still dont understand calculus my daughter thinks it is "so easy".... LOL

Answer to Should we be quieter?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:59:18 -0800

Should we be quieter?

no scream as much as you want!!

Answer to What is your dealbreaker?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:58:53 -0800

What is your dealbreaker?

no sex claus

Answer to How does one become a spy? I've been scouring Monster.com, but so far I haven't found any listings for "spy."

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:58:36 -0800

How does one become a spy? I've been scouring Monster.com, but so far I haven't found any listings for "spy."

start by buying a spy kit

Answer to Do you cry when you laugh?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:55:13 -0800

Do you cry when you laugh?

only the first time i saw you....

Answer to _____________ is contagious.

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:45:08 -0800

_____________ is contagious.

Love

Answer to What's a weird name for a bathroom?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:42:20 -0800

What's a weird name for a bathroom?

comfort station

Answer to Do you want some eggs or bacon?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:41:11 -0800

Do you want some eggs or bacon?

eggs please

Answer to What makes you think I can trust you?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:40:39 -0800

What makes you think I can trust you?

let me earn it

Answer to When you were a kid, did your parents make you eat all the food on your plate?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:40:22 -0800

When you were a kid, did your parents make you eat all the food on your plate?

yes

Answer to What's one thing that's out of your control?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:40:03 -0800

What's one thing that's out of your control?

my daughters

Answer to Where are we meeting?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:39:39 -0800

Where are we meeting?

at your house we gonna realy party tonight!!

Answer to Do you have your boots?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:39:04 -0800

Do you have your boots?

yes for shit kicking

Answer to Are you a lifeguard?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:38:40 -0800

Are you a lifeguard?

used to be a long time ago

Answer to whats Expandable ?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:38:13 -0800

whats Expandable ?

ballon

Answer to What do you invest your time in?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:37:51 -0800

What do you invest your time in?

getting this business going....

Answer to Do I qualify to be your friend?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:37:27 -0800

Do I qualify to be your friend?

you will always be my friend

Answer to Do you need help?Why?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:37:00 -0800

Do you need help?Why?

i need a backrub

Answer to I just want my _______ back.

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:36:32 -0800

I just want my _______ back.

sanity

Answer to Have you seen the new Carl's Jr commercial?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:36:12 -0800

Have you seen the new Carl's Jr commercial?

not yet

Answer to When will a new sport be invented?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:35:47 -0800

When will a new sport be invented?

tomorrow its called "Hide the Misha" and everyone has to figure out where we hid you.....

Answer to Don't you think you're over-reacting?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:35:02 -0800

Don't you think you're over-reacting?

never

Answer to Let me _____.

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:34:31 -0800

Let me _____.

help you

Answer to WHAT'S GOING ON ?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:34:13 -0800

WHAT'S GOING ON ?

The inmates are running the assylum on AB!!

Answer to Did you go to work yesterday?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:33:44 -0800

Did you go to work yesterday?

I have been working non stop for the last two weeks

Answer to Is it ok that I don't know who Chuck Norris is..?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:33:09 -0800

Is it ok that I don't know who Chuck Norris is..?

Is chuck still alive....?

Answer to Have you had your excitement for today??

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:32:43 -0800

Have you had your excitement for today??

i was calling potential customers for our new business it is a lot harder than it looks!!

Answer to Will you be my next girlfriend?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:31:45 -0800

Will you be my next girlfriend?

sorry i am a guy

Answer to Will you be my next girlfriend?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:31:42 -0800

Will you be my next girlfriend?

sorry i am a guy

Answer to I cant relate to________________can you?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:31:20 -0800

I cant relate to________________can you?

former President Bush

Answer to Do you get up before the alarm goes off, or do you wake up when the alarm goes off?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:30:49 -0800

Do you get up before the alarm goes off, or do you wake up when the alarm goes off?

yes when i and stressed out about the day

Answer to Why does ants have wings?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:30:19 -0800

Why does ants have wings?

some do

Answer to Are you a taxi driver?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:30:07 -0800

Are you a taxi driver?

no

Answer to How can you be in two places at once?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:29:26 -0800

How can you be in two places at once?

Thats because my mind is somewhere else!!!

Answer to What job would you be totally unsuited for?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:28:43 -0800

What job would you be totally unsuited for?

a female model

Answer to What will you do with your "pet" on Valentines Day?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:28:09 -0800

What will you do with your "pet" on Valentines Day?

take her to dinner to some resaurant and then have some fun!! She likes the food I like the fun!!! LOL

Answer to How can I stop being so nocturnal?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:27:10 -0800

How can I stop being so nocturnal?

Wake up at dawn and stay up during the day

Answer to crazy as____________________?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:26:40 -0800

crazy as____________________?

Miss Normal Abby Normal that is!!

Answer to what color makes you think" Wild and sexy" ?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:26:12 -0800

what color makes you think" Wild and sexy" ?

hot pink....

Answer to What is a sure sign of a really bad restaurant?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:25:55 -0800

What is a sure sign of a really bad restaurant?

when there are more flies than people in it!!!

Answer to Who or what is the LAST thing that comes to mind when I say "fair"?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:25:31 -0800

Who or what is the LAST thing that comes to mind when I say "fair"?

a place to ride rides and see exhibits and spend money on stupid games to win prizes you will forget about the next day!!!

Answer to Can I borrow you for a moment?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:24:23 -0800

Can I borrow you for a moment?

moments over

Answer to Wait, Are you breaking up with me?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:24:06 -0800

Wait, Are you breaking up with me?

Never! You will always be my friend!!!~

Answer to LSU or Alabama? Score? My guess, Alabama 14 -LSU 10!

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:23:40 -0800

LSU or Alabama? Score? My guess, Alabama 14 -LSU 10!

alabama

Answer to What have you proven to yourself?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:23:22 -0800

What have you proven to yourself?

I can do it!

Answer to What's your definition of social grace?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:23:00 -0800

What's your definition of social grace?

charm mixed with communictation

Answer to Where did you find your piece of mind?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:22:39 -0800

Where did you find your piece of mind?

in the 5150 bin!!

Answer to Can you name something that everyone has?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:22:20 -0800

Can you name something that everyone has?

a brain

Answer to Blame it on the ___________ .

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:21:42 -0800

Blame it on the ___________ .

women

Answer to What is something that fascinates you?

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 21:27:19 -0800

What is something that fascinates you?

A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "Walt Disney World is fascinating." The teacher says, "No, I said, 'fascinate.'" Another little girl says, "There's so much fascination when it comes to sea life." The teacher again says,...

Answer to What do you have a hard time saying 'no' to?

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 21:25:09 -0800

What do you have a hard time saying 'no' to?

sex

Answer to What do you need to spend more time doing?

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 21:24:46 -0800

What do you need to spend more time doing?

spending time with my family

Answer to Are you up for the challenge?

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 21:24:11 -0800

Are you up for the challenge?

yes

Answer to What do you need most right now?

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 21:23:48 -0800

What do you need most right now?

patience and knowledge

Answer to What's something that will always be yours?

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 21:23:23 -0800

What's something that will always be yours?

the love for my wife

Answer to Why are you making this harder than it needs to be?

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 21:21:02 -0800

Why are you making this harder than it needs to be?

because i like to frustrate you!!!

Answer to Are you willing to take a chance?

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 21:20:20 -0800

Are you willing to take a chance?

I am starting a business so yes i will!!

Answer to Who's your favorite non-Canadian?

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 21:19:51 -0800

Who's your favorite non-Canadian?

my wife

Answer to Will you take me to the party?

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 21:19:26 -0800

Will you take me to the party?

sure!!