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How can I be a jerk? look in the mirror and you will see....

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_____________has grown on me!? bornabrit

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Who's your boss? My wife at home Me at work... The IRS overall...

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How come GW Bush was never prosecuted during the Abramoff scandal? he should have been! He also has warrants out by the Geneva Convention for crimes against humanity also and is avoiding switzerlad because of it!!!

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What did you remember to forget? my dimentia is setting in again.....

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How could I trust you again? Can you forgive me first and let me reearn your trust?

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What's next on the playlist? not sure Ohio players FIRE? LOL

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What do you want to run away from? my mother in law whenever she comes to visit

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How much do you pay for lunch? got it free at a meeting today

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Do you have it under control? Naw my wife hid the remote again!!!

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How does it all start? gotta ask god that

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What's something you've made from scratch? a company wanna work for me Misha?

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Blame the_____(Fill the blank). last guy!!!

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I wish someone would tell me ________ ? that Bush was an idiot before i voted for him!!

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Are You Easy, Or difficult, to get along with others? I can be very demanding at work at home i tend to be very easy

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What do you think of pedicures? never had one

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Who did you hug lately? ma wife she is a good hugger

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Handshake or fist bump or high five? fist bump

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Do you know when to break the rules? yes i am aware of it and take responsibility for it also

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Have you ever smash your computer? accidentally yes

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Ground hog day, how old is that rodent? old enought to look for his shadow

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Where's my parents? Your momas in hiding she did that after you were born... something about seeing your face scared her....

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For $ 25,000 would you spend a weekend in an asylum for the "very insane" ? hey i work with those inmates during the day I guess i could spend the weekend with them once in a while!!

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If everything was made up of chocolate, who or what would you eat first? my car since it is always eating up my paycheck!!

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What Would You Like A Piece Of? pizza please!

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I have a very strong urge to_______________? to have a drink wanna join me?

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My battery ___________? everlast

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Would you beg for money on a train? never tried that

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Did you know that the hula hoop was the biggest-selling toy in 1957? yes i did I know we owned one at many times during our lives

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Who do you go to for advice? my wife and the internet

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What's something that can't hurt you more than it already has? my mother in laws big mouth!!

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What have you NOT eaten for a while? for what reason? allergies? diet? other? liver i hate it!!

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Have you ever been in a love triangle? yes not fun

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'Rules were meant to be broken'. What rules have you broken? the speed limit

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Can I buy you a drink sometime? :) peach tea please

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What did the doctor say? that you were pregnant and i was the father! so Misha how could that be?

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When is silence the perfect answer? when someone is reading you your miranda rights

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Can I buy you something to eat? BBQ cheken sandwich please

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Do you love chihuahua dog? my youngest has one... Pee Wee is her name

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It never hurts to______________(Can you fill in the blank?) wear clean underware

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What mindsets do you have trouble grasping? I still dont understand calculus my daughter thinks it is "so easy".... LOL

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What mindsets do you have trouble grasping? I still dont understand calculus my daughter thinks it is "so easy".... LOL

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Should we be quieter? no scream as much as you want!!

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What is your dealbreaker? no sex claus

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How does one become a spy? I've been scouring Monster.com, but so far I haven't found any listings for "spy." start by buying a spy kit

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Do you cry when you laugh? only the first time i saw you....

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_____________ is contagious. Love

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What's a weird name for a bathroom? comfort station

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Do you want some eggs or bacon? eggs please

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What makes you think I can trust you? let me earn it

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When you were a kid, did your parents make you eat all the food on your plate? yes

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What's one thing that's out of your control? my daughters

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Where are we meeting? at your house we gonna realy party tonight!!

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Do you have your boots? yes for shit kicking

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Are you a lifeguard? used to be a long time ago

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whats Expandable ? ballon

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What do you invest your time in? getting this business going....

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Do I qualify to be your friend? you will always be my friend

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Do you need help?Why? i need a backrub

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I just want my _______ back. sanity

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Have you seen the new Carl's Jr commercial? not yet

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When will a new sport be invented? tomorrow its called "Hide the Misha" and everyone has to figure out where we hid you.....

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Don't you think you're over-reacting? never

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Let me _____. help you

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WHAT'S GOING ON ? The inmates are running the assylum on AB!!

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Did you go to work yesterday? I have been working non stop for the last two weeks

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Is it ok that I don't know who Chuck Norris is..? Is chuck still alive....?

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Have you had your excitement for today?? i was calling potential customers for our new business it is a lot harder than it looks!!

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Will you be my next girlfriend? sorry i am a guy

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Will you be my next girlfriend? sorry i am a guy

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I cant relate to________________can you? former President Bush

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Do you get up before the alarm goes off, or do you wake up when the alarm goes off? yes when i and stressed out about the day

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Why does ants have wings? some do

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Are you a taxi driver? no

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How can you be in two places at once? Thats because my mind is somewhere else!!!

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What job would you be totally unsuited for? a female model

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What will you do with your "pet" on Valentines Day? take her to dinner to some resaurant and then have some fun!! She likes the food I like the fun!!! LOL

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How can I stop being so nocturnal? Wake up at dawn and stay up during the day

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crazy as____________________? Miss Normal Abby Normal that is!!

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what color makes you think" Wild and sexy" ? hot pink....

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What is a sure sign of a really bad restaurant? when there are more flies than people in it!!!

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Who or what is the LAST thing that comes to mind when I say "fair"? a place to ride rides and see exhibits and spend money on stupid games to win prizes you will forget about the next day!!!

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Can I borrow you for a moment? moments over

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Wait, Are you breaking up with me? Never! You will always be my friend!!!~

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LSU or Alabama? Score? My guess, Alabama 14 -LSU 10! alabama

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What have you proven to yourself? I can do it!

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What's your definition of social grace? charm mixed with communictation

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Where did you find your piece of mind? in the 5150 bin!!

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Can you name something that everyone has? a brain

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Blame it on the ___________ . women

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What is something that fascinates you? A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "Walt Disney World is fascinating." The teacher says, "No, I said, 'fascinate.'" Another little girl says, "There's so much fascination when it comes to sea life." The teacher again says, "No, the word is fascinate." Little Johnny yells from the back of the room, "My sister has such...

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What do you have a hard time saying 'no' to? sex

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What do you need to spend more time doing? spending time with my family

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Are you up for the challenge? yes

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What do you need most right now? patience and knowledge

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What's something that will always be yours? the love for my wife

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Why are you making this harder than it needs to be? because i like to frustrate you!!!

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Are you willing to take a chance? I am starting a business so yes i will!!

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Who's your favorite non-Canadian? my wife

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Will you take me to the party? sure!!

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Using only the title of a song, can you describe your last sexual experience? sexual healing

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Have you done cleaning out your closet? yes

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Are you a tease? Take the quiz.... no! too old to tease I work now on How to please!!!

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Do you like your current mobile phone? sure do!!

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Stay away from_____________? loose women

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What was something you saw that you wish you hadn't seen? that baby bird killed by a hawk

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these Boots were made for____________________? walking

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why are you panting? I am running from my wife

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who is a "hot woman" ? Catherine Zeta Jones

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what makes you feel Dirty ? answering stupid questions

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Did I hear you call my name? yup the police are looking for you!!

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When do you feel fresh and full of life? in the morning after a little fun!!!

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Do you feel fresh and clean? yup just took a shower

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Crap! I just ran out of __________!? toilet paper

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What would be a good thing to start collecting? gold

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Is there any meaning to your madness? nope just completely 5150

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What did you put in the microwave? my lunch

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Are you Red in a Blue State? more in the middle but since i am from California and i tend to vote Democratic Now I became more Blue after the year 2000 and we installed that idiot Bush!! Who destroyed America !!!

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I only want to be__________________? normal someday

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what do i do now? I am so horny. go into the bathroom lock the door and figure out what to do!!

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Whats your favorite word that starts with "L?" lady

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Can you give me a word that starts with an "K"? knowing, knowledgeable

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What is something you would never buy on eBay? a bag of shit

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Why did Lady Gaga cross the road?? to create a huge traffic tie up!! She will do anything for attention

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Greece"? the parthenon

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I received one. Does anybody send Christmas cards anymore? actually i didnt recieve any that i know of

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Can I have some of your ice cream fudge bars? sure bert

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By the time I get _______________? my hot chocolate

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Has there ever been a WAR on AB yes and the members were banned from the site

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "Canada"? north america you betcha!!!

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Name something you can't live without. my wifes love

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Do you like your handwriting? nope

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These days I'm always thinking about _____________? starting a business

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Would you like to be in an open relationship? Where both of you are allowed to play around with others? not really. It wouldnt work for me

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Do you remember your first dream of this year? nope I was too drunk lol

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What canned foods do you have ? canned soups good for cold days

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What item(if anything) do you own in the color RED? face when i am angry

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Are you using iTunes? never

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Do you have iTunes account? no

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Do you love Valentine's day? its ok

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What do you experiment with? i want to experiment on Misha Is that ok?

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Do you want to take this outside? too cold

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Are you done for the day? got more work to do, but wanted to play first

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What was something you saw that you wish you hadn't seen? my mother in law naked!! I am scarred for life!!!!!

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Are you flexible?? =) not as much as i used to be

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Don't you ever knock?! knock knock

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What naughty thing have you ever gotten up to on a train/bus? masterbated my girlfriend while she jerked me off!!

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Are you stuck on this song? not really

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Hey! Where's my bike?! that homeless guy said you gave it to him

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May I have some water? sure

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Describe your family in one word 5150

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What's something you want but you can't have? my sanity back

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Perfect! What time is best for you? always a good time when i talk to you misha

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Perfect! What time is best for you? always a good time when i talk to you misha

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Have you ever known anybody who was on the run from the law? yup a friend of mine was caught up in the enron mess terrible what it did to him and his family!!!

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Would you like to sleep in my bedroom? not unless you washed your sheets first

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Name some horrible, long term diseases that kill? being around my mother in law too much!!!

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Name some horrible, long term diseases that kill? TB

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Do you love airplanes? used to work for United so that is a definite yes

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What are you drawn to? beautiful woman like you Misha....

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I really need to have my__________________checked out!? breasts

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Is Anthrax a good solid name for a boy? yup and is sister is HIV! bet she will be untouched in high school! LOL

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Do you have time to waste? not really

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Did you ever buy your songs on iTunes? nope

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How many guesses do I get? one and done!!

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Are you waiting to be tickled? can i tickle you back?

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Do you always watch TV in the living room? nope

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Do u wanna do dis or dat? dat then dis

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In the summer time____________________? the weather is hot and so are the women!! :)

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I have never_________________In my life? been a woman

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There is a fine line between being perstistent and being a pest,what defines that line for you? More of a persistant pest

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Do you wanna work at pawn shop? nope

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What's meant to be? is meant to be....

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Are you happy your Mom met your Father? sure AM

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Do you know what's snow is? white cold stuff

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Have you ever participated in a Flash Mob? nope

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What have you been thinking off? how i need more sleep and less stress

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Have you ever messed around with google gravity? what is it?

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What does that look in your eyes mean? come closer and i will show you....

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Am I crossing the line? always misha

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What's something that's loosing it's popularity? at&t

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Have the Goony Loonies occupied this site? just the looney toonies

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You just found out that your best friend burned down your house, your first reaction? was my mother in law in it? If not, then ill be mad!!!

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Where are you right now? home office

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Are you the definition of trouble? It was made to define me

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Where can I buy some time? at the international date line

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What happens if I win? you get a gumball

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OW! Why did you slap my butt?! because you were a bad boy

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What's the difference between the word "slap" and "spank"? the placement of the hand

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Can you give me a hint? i did but you are still here!!

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What changes have you made? changed my clothes after i took a shower

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Is it ok to be greedy sometimes? yes

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Can you fill in this? turn left on looney street

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What kills your mood? my mother in law

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Would you prefer to eat soft taco shells or hard taco shells? soft taco shells

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What do like about airplanes? they fly

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Do you have any more ribs left? sure do

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What do you like about casino? roulette

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What is your Plan-B ? working for you! LOL

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Are you a slave in one form or another? sure am

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Id like to create_____________________? a new company

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Normally you pay full price,sale price or other? sale price

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what are things that shine/or can shine? new dime

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please scotty beam me up to_______________would yer? reality

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Loonies united ? no just looney tooney!!

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Why are you being so difficult? because you are so pretty

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Do you need cash now? yup

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What are you trying to prove? that i can run a startup!!

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What game would you like to play? the sleep game

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What's something that's long gone? high school for me

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Have you ever been in a scavenger hunt or treasure hunt? yep when i was a youngen

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Would you beam me up?? you need to talk to scotty

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Is it just me, or? it is you

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What are some good design ideas for my & my son's Cub Scout "pinewood derby" car? light and fast

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How dark is your dark side? I honestly think mine's only about beige. more grey

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Do you enjoy watching animated films or films with real actors better? sure bert I do!

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Are you going to change your calender? already did!

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Are you ready to race? race me to race street

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OMG! Are you hurt?! yes, I saw you without the bag over your head!!

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Why are human bodies sometimes so gross? What's the point of that? they all get old and saggy!!

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What's your latest discovery? That my startup financials actually make some sense!!

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What rocks your socks? a good beat! Wanna dance with me Misha? LOL

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Ever since I was a young boy, __________. i had a lot of joy!

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Name something that's good, bad and ugly.. George W Bush he meant to do good but ended up doing bad that turned real ugly in Iraq

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Can I have some tea? You just asked me for beer? so which is it that you want?

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Can I have some beer? no beer give me tea instead

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Can I have some hot chocolate? sure

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Can I have some soda? sure

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what things create a bubble? soap

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Are you Loony? loony tunie

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Are you ready to go on an adventure? Misha... with you life is always an adventure!!

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Is the loony gang currently recruiting new members? they just live in Loony Tune Town.... wanna visit?

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is this the loony bin? yup they have the 5150 forms over there for you to sign!!

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What part of your shoes wears out first? the heels Chendgu Just want to let you know our start up goes for funding on friday.... wish us luck!!

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How do u define normal? abi's last name

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Are you a digitally good-looking person? i look beautifull when the lights are turned off!!!

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Watch out for _________________? the new years monster!!!

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What colors are on the moon? same color as cheese

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what color of socks are you wearing? do they have an hole in them? white ad no holes

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White with black, and black with white, the excitement, or just the Taboo involved? it is up to the couple not up to me

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Is it okay to make up an excuse for this? yes

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At what age does a man's Shwang stop growing? mine is still growing every time i see my wife naked

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My a$s won't fit in a banana bike seat. I need a __________ bike seat. big ass

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anyone seen Lucinda.... ? wondering if she is ok, or just took a holiday break. not in a while

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sorry for asking a similar question. Has anyone seen chicago lady? I sort of miss her. not lately...

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Why do you ask me for my money? because you owe it to me!

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It's my money and I _________ need it

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Are you going to casino tonight? no

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Did you go to school without me? you ran ahead and i couldnt keep up!!

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Will you loon me? are you going to lonney tooney town? Can i come?

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Do you like to drive?? can i drive you.......crazy? LOL

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Nothing compares to __________________? you

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Whose Side Are You On? yours

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Would you be friends with a 40-year old virgin...would it matter to you if he/she was a virgin at that age? sure

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hey you,get off my________________? case!

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What is one thing you ALWAYS have in your home? computers everywhere in parts and together

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Men : what do you consider to be the perfect height for a woman? is your SO this height? 5 feet 8 inches I am 6 feet 2 inches it helps when we slow dance

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Whats your favorite seafood? shrimp

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This time next year, I will be ________ . a year older

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Why are you afraid of____________________? christmas coodies?

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Should a 94 year old deaf person still be allowed to drive? yes/ no/ arguments pro, con? nope too much a danger to society

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I will not ______. talk about my mother in law ever again.... guess i already broke that promise huh? LOL

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Do you need a pie? chocolate please

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Are you the owner of this house? yes... in the future i will be

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Are you faking it? only your girlfriend fakes it!!

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Are you the owner of this _____________? piece i need you pick it off my lawn!

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Are you going crazy? certified 5150 and proud of it!!

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Is Christmas over? nope there is another one is about 360 days from now

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What's something you wouldn't do now, but would if you were 10yrs younger? know all the words of the lastest hip hop song

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Is anticipation more often sweeter than the goal? it is not the trimuph but the struggle!!

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Where have I gone wrong? You havent met Mr right yet.....

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Respond to this...MWAH lower make it lower!!

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Will I get headaches I if use too much computer? possibly

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Are you interested? in learning about what?

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No girls ever like me, am I crazy? maybe they just dont like stalkers....

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Why are you jumping on my bed? Playing ten little monkeys wanna play?

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Are you ready to jump? How far?

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Why is it that everytime, after a really good day, you always have a bad day? Misha It is how you look at it and take it! If you let it roll off your back, then you can handle the bad things that much easier.

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Are the answers you give actually helpful? sometimes

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What can you do in one day? today it was just work on a business plan ! That is so involved

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The way he/she___________me________________makes me_____________? the way she touches me there makes me excited!!

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What is something you consider "grotesque"? i agree about Rosie O'Donnell.

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Have the Republican nominees damaged their reputations by putting themselves in the spotlight? i think they damage themselves by just being stupid

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Nobody seems to want to _________anymore. sleep

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The cervex in a woman has an average depth of 5-7 inches, so if a dude has a Shwang bigger than that does it go to waste? if it makes her happy why does it matter?

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Did I make you cry? yes

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Do you have Winamp installed on your computer? no

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Do you like to record your favorite TV shows? yes

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When are you going to travel the world? 2012

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Which store is better Lowes or Staples? lowes

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Are you going to Taiwan? nope

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Should rapists and pedophiles be given a choice between a long prison sentence.. or voluntary castration and a shorter sentence? and why? why not

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Fill in the blank: I screwed up __% of my teenage life? 80

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Is hot water sexy? its hot!

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Are you driving right now? no

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Christmas or New Year? christmas

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Do you have a problem with your VCR? not really

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Which one is better to record TV shows? VCR or DVD recorder? dvd

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Why my VCR won't record any TV shows? check the tape

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Home _____. alone

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What do you find boring and why? waiting

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Fill in the Blanks: You are the _________ to my __________? vinegar to my oil

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Where have you been all my life? waiting for you.....

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Fill it in: It's a bad idea to _________? stick your tongue on a cold pole during a freeze warning

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Do you mind if I call you at 3am? sure do you mind if i dont pick up?

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Can you teach me how to whistle? sure Can i start by whistleing at you? LOL

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For $25,000 would you eat a Big Rat? Uncooked? you can keep it!!

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Should we sterilize stupid people to keep them from reproducing? possibly

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Can cell phones get a virus? yes

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Where do I Stand if I want to Adopt My G/Friends Step Ladder ! Will I have to pay "Maintenance" if things go "Rung" ....Hehe possibly but with you up there the view would be nice.... LOL

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Do you have change for__________________? a penny?

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Toe cleavage: How do you feel about toe cleavage? Do you find it offensive? Do you think it's sexy? Would you purchase a pair of shoes that revealed toe cleavage? no

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Why does the Sea makes Waves at me...??...hehe Humour Welcome...hehe because you always attract attention with your jugs! LOL

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Recipe for hobo soup. First, steal the chicken. Then add _________ . canned soup after the chicken has been cooked

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Do you think of death and what it would be for you? not really

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Im dreaming of______________________? a lot of good sleep

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Can someone tell me when marriage became a christian practice? it has been a christian tradition

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Can you fly a plane? never tried but i did once work for United Airlines..

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What TV show (besides The Twilight Zone) scared the you-know-what out of you? thoise white sharks on the animal plannet

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Can I have it all? not enough time on earth

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Is there anything you refuse to believe? That my mother really has good in her somewhere.... LOL

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Any "Dark Shadows" fans on here? I'm one. Fans of this wonderful "soap" seem to be few and far between. used to love it!

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what ,are you waiting for? for some sleep

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Should I be afraid of you? nope because you and i are friends!!

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Christmas is ________________ ? over!!!

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make a sentence that has the word " naked" in it. she got naked I got happy!!

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Did you end up finding someone better? 2nd time around i married sure did!!

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Do you always say what you mean and mean what you say? I always try to Misha

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When I die, I'm leaving my __________ to _____________! ass to my mother in law since she always loves to chew it up and spit it oput!!!

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Heading my way, I'll give you a lift? sure!! lets head over to the girlie bar!!!

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What christmas gift that you received,do you plan on returning or exchangeing? the electric blanket i recieved for a twin bed I dont have any twin beds!!!

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If you were going to troll future archeologists, what would you do? explore the meaning of atlantis

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Who do you look like more.. mom or dad? my dad

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I cant go to sleep unless I _______________? get a quickie first

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why is Tom Cruise always climbing buildings ? :-) he is looking for his common sense

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I used to think that_________________? my mother in law was human ' time has proved me wrong!!!

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How many years did Picasso devote to what was later to be known as his "blue period" ? 20 i think

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What color of t-shirts do you have the most? white

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My wife did something today that I thought women never do...she called and apologized for being an ass last night. How is this possible?? we all learn from our mistakes

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Define: Artist? creationist

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I really don't give a ___________________ penny

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what new TV series that started in 2011 was your favorite? pan am used to work at United Airlines so it brings back memories

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On average how mant times per month do you eat red meat( if at all) ? 25 times

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What is your favorite cut of french fry? Example: Straight cut, shoe-string, krinkle-cut, waffle, steak fry.... fat ones

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Christmas with my __________. family

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Does all casinos have free drinks? not sure

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I'm going to casino. You wanna go with me? sure I love roulette

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Do you always win at casinos? depends on the game!! certain games give better chances to win!! It is how you play the game

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How often do you use your external hard drive? sometimes

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Do you like Christmas lights? love um

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Do you like to go shopping with your parents? OH HELL NOI!! not enough patience

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Do you like using DVD camcorder? OK

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If I close my eyes, will I become invisible? you will still be beautiful to me as always even with your eyes shut!!!

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I guess Tebow's horrible playing on Christmas Eve was God's way of telling him, "F you"? you never know about his ability

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Do you really want a grumpy old man (Ron Paul) in The White House? no

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Are you single? naw i am married and nuetered now!! LOL

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What word starts with the letter 'Q'? quinine

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Happy or sad now that Christmas is over? relieved

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Independence Day (4th of July) or Christmas? christmas

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do YOU tilt your head to the right or the left when you're going to kiss someone? left

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Thoughts of sex always turn to violence...? I think you should consult a profesional about this! I cannot say

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Do you have time to be bored? never when i talk to you lovely Misha

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Can I borrow your shoes? sure

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Are you on the run? no but tonights dessert didnt agree with me so i had the runs!!! lol

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Do you know Santa is coming to town tonight? next december 24th he needs to rest up first!

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There isnt anything that______________ cant fix ! ? good sex

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Free your _______________________? fear

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What do you ladies like about chubby guys? more to hold on to

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25-9 = ? 16 what currency it is was not stated

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If you were an elment on the periodic table, which one would you be? Iron...

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would you date a model like me? sure we can be friends

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What was the most unhealthy thing you ate today? chocolate cupcake

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Which city is better? Bangkok, Thailand or Phnom Penh, Cambodia? bangkok

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Can you guess what's inside this Christmas present? nothing

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I say oy...you say__________ choy

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Could you go out in public looking like you do now? sure going to a holiday festival in a feew hours

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Are you ready to watch the horror movies? sure

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The last time I cried was_______________? wyhen my mother in law came back from vacation I thought for sure i had bought her a one way ticket!!!

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Would you rather go to Tokyo or Shanghai? tokyo

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Will you save me some cookies? are you santa? there are some waiting for you by the fireplace!!

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Whats something you've done recently you weren't supposed to? tried to be nice to my mother in law Dont tell anyone it will spoil my image!!!

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Who are some of your favorite authors? And why are they your favorites? jack london

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How would you descrbe your feet in one word?Mine:flintstone long

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Have you got any old clothes you just can't throw away? my wallet It was the last thing my grnadpa gave me before he died!! It just gets repaired

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The last very healthy thing I ate was _____________? apple

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I am In a ________________Mood right now? horny can you help me with that? LOL

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Can I open my presents? you havent already?

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Do you got any Christmas presents for me?! Here it is!1 Merry Christmas!!!

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"Too many people, not enough evacuation routes" What am I describing? A speach by former president Bush!!!!

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To "take a stroll down memory lane" would you need: A: Mace and a lead pipe? B: Hip-boots? C: Other (explain) Hip boots I have delt with a lot of shit in the past Management style

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How do I politely tell my parents I don't like one of the gifts they gave me? find out where they got it and take it back for a store credit! Then buy what you want or need!!

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Pope decries Christmas glitter.Christmas is not about a plentitude of presents? Isn't there a lot of jewels and glitter in the Ch.Church? the pope thinks the message is getting lost in the celebration!!

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Are you having a Christmas party? yesterday today is recovery

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Are you ready to listen? sure when you say something intelligent!!

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I'm Thirsty. Can I drink your blood? how about some true blood instead

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How cold in the snow? cold enjough to give you frostbite

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wanna see a cool holiday light show ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWBjl-jPcVM&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL77A304423468DBEE beautiful

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Life is too short for____________ not enjoy the present!!!

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Can Someone Please Tell Me Exactly What Sarcasm Is,So I Will Know Forever??* oxymorons defined

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How much do you spend for a haircut or style? I just go to a place that's part of a chain, for $13 + tip. 20 usd I think

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Can I be your housekeeper? depensds.....

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OUCH! Why did you smack my hand?! you went for my dessert!!!

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What was your most favorite playground set? My favorite has always been the seesaw. the swings! Wanna swing me with Misha? LOL

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What is cyber sex? internet sex!!

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Are you a Cloudman? nope but enjoy AB again!! Merru christmas!!!

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Boots or shoes? shoes

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Would you like to drink with me? Sure!! Can you order me a diet peach ice tea?

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Anyone else lonely during the holidays? Believe me, i am trying to stay out of family politics right now!! I would love to be left alone and a little lonely!!!

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Is it nap time? sure is!! I am full and need a break!!

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Do you want me for Christmas? yes show up naked bring beer

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Do you eat sugarcubes? used to

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Is Islam a religion of violence or peace? depends

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who s waitting for santa? me

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What is one thing you ask for every Christmas but never receive? peace on earth

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What's Hump Day? wednesday

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Do you like Wednesday? no we evaluate weekly goals and see where we are boring at best a nightmare at worst!!

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Do you like Friday? yes

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Do you like Saturday? yes recouperation day

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Do you have your credit or debit card? yes

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What do you mix with? a bowl

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What word do you spell wrong over and over and over? their thier there they're always get confused

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Are we young? at heart

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Do the numbers in your username have any signifigance? yes, they are links to your profile

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Have you ever been kicked out of a church? if so at what age? never

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Do you ever feel tingly inside? at times!!

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Where did you learn to lie so well? i took management courses to perfect it!!

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Do you like candycanes? PLEASE ANSWER! me

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Who else is ready for this stupid holiday to be overwith? i am done wiht everything except the present opening!! Merry christmas

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Oops! Did I hit your nose?! oops did it kick you in the shin?

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Write me a short story? ...anything. I once knew a lady by the name of Misha! She is looking for a job!! She is kind, sweet, a hard worker, not to mention beautiful! Would you hire here? I would give her an excellant recommendation!!!

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Id like to wake up on christmas morning and find__________________? all my work done!!!

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Does the truth hurt? always

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What amazes you? the kindness of people in the most horrible state

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The last argument I had was with/on_____________________? my mother in law!

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Breakfast at __________________Yum! tiffanys

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Sexy is_________________________? you!

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Why did you call me donkey? i didnt call you a donkey I called you an ASS!!

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I dont know why I am SOOOOOOOO_______________in the morning? thankful

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What can't you do like you once did?? swim as fast as i used to!!

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If I give you a million dollars, what would you say? thanks

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I'm going to Best Buy. Do you want anything? laptop pleasse

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What would you say if I kiss you? i would call security!!

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What would you say if I hug you? why?

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If I give you a necklace, what would you say? can i string you along because of it?

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Will you have a "NEW" new-years resolution, or will you dredge-up the old one that failed? yes to start a new company...

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RESOLUTIONS: Why do you wait till the new year to start something that is important? because i will change jobs next year and want all my vaction, PTO, and the bonuses they owe me! I dont get it if i leave early!!

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Will you drop me off at the airport? can you take my mother in law also with you? On a one way trip?

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What have you stopped caring about? what my mother thinks of me....

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French fries, curly fries, or onion rings? onion rings

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Do you want curly fries with that? yes

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Do you want onion rings with that? yes

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Do want hash browns with that? yes

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Welcome to Pizza Hut. What can I get for you? combo please

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What have you been doing lately? working yesterday interviewed today getting ready for christmas eve Merry Christmas Misha!! Dont forget to smile!!! LOL

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I love Amazon. Do you? Yes, I love tall women!! lol

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Will you buy me a Chargers jersey? i am aa Raiders fan... sorry

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Do you talk to your husband or wife? all the time!!

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If I wrote a book about you would anyone buy it? depends what it is about

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To all of my Christian friends... have a wonderful Christmas. To my Jewish friends...oy...we know Chanakuh was made up. merry christmas to you also Happy Chanakah Happy Kwanza and to those Seinfield lovers; Happy Festess!!

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There is nothing better than_______ a hug from my wife when i am feeling down... of course that leads to other things.... LOL

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"Type-Cast" Bad-Guys: Actors who always do well playing the bad guy...Name your favorites! (I will start with #1: Gene Hackman) jimmy cagney

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What's the SECOND worst thing to step on? a lit back of poop on fire!!

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Anyone else glad to have Bornabrit back with us? sure am!!

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Do any men out there shave with a single blade safety razor? Is it a good shave? How many shaves per blade? i use an electric

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Anyone going to worship services tonight? At Midnight? If not, Christmas Day some time? yes

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What's something that you got away with as a kid? teasing my sisters when i was younger!!

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Is God magical? God is constant and all knowing. When you do something, like driving, and amaze a child with it, is that magical? No! Same with God!

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What was the last thing you squeezed? my wife... she is very squeezable!!

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What might be a really bad idea to decorate your Christmas tree with??? (humor encouraged ...) divorce papers for your soon to be ex wife!!

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Since a heterosexual male would do almost anything for sexual relief when he is horny should he always get a blow job from another male? i prefer a female Never tried, or wanted to try, a male

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Can you give me a word that starts with "A"? Share your answer...

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Who inspired your last orgasm? ma wife!!!

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Can I wish all my friends here at AB a very merry christmas and a happy and safe new year? Yeah :-) Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!

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Is there one TRUE religion? whatever you believe it to be

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Do you know anyone who is the "Master of Disaster"? I would personally nominate my mother in law!! LOL

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What is something you're never too young for? to laugh!!! and smile!!!

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Does George Michael have the aids? dont know

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Do you have a picture of a dog? nope

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Do you move your body like a cyclone? only with you amber.....

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Whats the best way to cook Alvin and The Chipmunks? put a kettle on the fireplace and tell Alvin "Dont go in there!" when he does slam the pot closed!!

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Merry Christmas ? Are you merry, happy, content, satified, stressed, overwhelmed, resentful, lonely? I am tired and stressed have a job interview in a few hours and preparing for it! but overall all my christmas shopping is done now!!

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Have you ever been on the wheelchair? almost when I tore my thigh muscle used a cane instead!! Now i am prefectly healed!!!

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Do you like playing Tetris? not really\ just dont have time for it!!

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Are you busy right now? worked all day and night yesterday now need to go to an interview in an hour Wish me luck!!

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What's something that everybody loves? you Misha! Merry Christmas!!

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Do you like to drop the beat and do your acapellas? sure can we do it together?

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Do you have the recipe for disaster? yes whenever my mother in law and i are in the same room..... LOL

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Can you give me a reason why someone should NOT ride a motorcycle? not as safe as a car especially on icy roads!!

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The U.S. Postal Service has ordered a letter carrier to stop wearing Santa Claus outfit. Are they really the "Grinch" postal service? Share your answer...

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How often do you take a shower or bath? Share your answer...

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Who or what brightens up your day? seeing pretty Misha smile!!!!

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Will you stop stalking me? cant help myself!!

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What are you really committed to? seeing my children grow up right!!

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Is 24 too old to start college? Will it be awkward because everyone will be young? follow your dreams!! good luck!!!

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What constitutes insanity? being a couple short of a dozen mentally

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I saw organic salt at Costco ... anything wrong with that picture? did you buy it... if so, i have a bridge to sell you....

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Does a tiger sleep with it's stripes on? sure does

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In the morning, I'll_____________? take a shower

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you wanna get in my bag? is that where my present is?

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what's on your ringtone? beautiful beautiful

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Swearing "To tell the truth" is wrong - Agree or disagree? it is the whole truth and nothing but the truth!

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Do people still like to Ratt N Roll? the cats do' i would prefer to rock and roll myself

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Can I be your helper? sure help me mow the lawn

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What is something that you (would) like to hold? id like to be hold en ma wife right now.... LOL

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I'm _______________ and i'm proud to say it! old

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Mircle Whip or Mayo? miracle whip please

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Would you like a live pet as a gift, ever? gave my daughter a bunny once. she didnt take good care of it though

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If you've seen the movie Moneyball what do you think of it? good pr for the Atheletics

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Is it possible to get pregnant before having your first period? I would get tested as a precaution and yes it is!!

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Is it possible to get pregnant before having your first period? I would get tested as a precaution and yes it is!!

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Is it possible to get pregnant before having your first period? I would get tested as a precaution and yes it is!!

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Who is someone you can't ever imagine crying? George Bush he is too busy blaming everyone else for his administratiosn mistakes!!

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Would you rather have eggnog, or a Margarita Chritmas morning? eg nog

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should you have a license to have children? be nice if you did

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have you ever smelled a fart that made you want to puke? sure have yours!!

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Can I tie you up? nope that is my wifes job!!! LOL

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Any songs you are sick of these days? christmas songs

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You getting presents and all, but what is it you wish for and will not get? peace on earth and that my dad did not live long enough to see his daughter and grand daughter graduate from college!!

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Have you ever lost someone you really loved ? yes my first wife the second is also my love though

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Does your passport expired yet? yes it did

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Dr. Pepper or Dr. Thunder? dr pepper

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Spiritually speaking-are you content in Life? I am old enough to enjoy what i have and young enough to want more.... LOL

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Are you afraid to take the next step? Actually i have an interview with a new company on friday.... dont tell my current job though!! LOL

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Did you scratch my CDs? nope the grinch did it!!

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Do you listen to techno song? yes

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When did things start to get weird? after thanksgiving......

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Is there anything that you refuse to share? my wife.....

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Do you love anyone unconditionally? yes... my wife.... except when she is in a nagging mood.... than i just got and hide.... LOL

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What's 1 thing that is holding you back? the fear of the unknown

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Did you hurt anyone's feelings in the past 24hrs? Yes, I yelled at one of my employees for not doing her job right! It makes everyone elses job that much harder because she is being incompetent

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Scientists say Shroud of Turin likely authentic. What? possibly it is but they are still not sure!!!

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Does 1 bad semester on a transcript render a college degree useless? no, but you need to buckle down then

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Who would win, Jereboam or Rehoboam? who cares?

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Do you think Obama will declare martial law before or after the election? I am hoping he will turn Bush over to Switzerland on the outstanding warrant for "Crimes Against Humanity!" This way Bush can explain what happened in Iraq!! See Switzerland Issues Arrest Warrant against George W. Bush, http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread652446/pg1

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Are you eating your chips right now? Had chips for lunch none right now

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Will you wash my car? I can give you directions to a good car wash,.... LOL

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Do you like any Asians restaurants? yes

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Does "Merry Christmas" offend you? To my AB friends, I say "Have a good one, and one for me too!" I wish everyone a Merry Christmas, even at work! If they fire me for that, well, than this country really has a problem!!

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is it cold or what Not as cold here in California

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Can you see in the dark when you wear a sunglasses? not as well as id like

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Do you hate chatting online? actually i do!!

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What? Ron Paul is at 28%, Gingrich is at 25% and RON PAUL is the spoiler??? Faux News has GOT to be kidding! Fox news is fox news... for intertainment value only!! enough said!!

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Do you like Mexican store? my wife is of Mexican descent.. she prefers the mexican stores to the american ones... is that racist?

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Do you like any Asians restaurants? yup sure do!!

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Did your whole world fall apart when you found out that Razor Ramon wasn't really Cuban? nope

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Are you ever afraid to be happy? seeing you always makes me happy Misha!! Merry Christmas!!!

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Why did you cut my hair? because you got gum stuck in it!!

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How long does your hair grow? it is short right now

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Would you like some seeds from my money tree? yup.. i wanna plant it in my back yard!!

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Would you like some seeds from my money tree? yup.. i wanna plant it in my back yard!!

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Do I get on your nerves? your too sweet to get on my nerves Amber...

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Do I get on your nerves? your too sweet to get on my nerves Amber...

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Why did you tie me up? because i had the rope and you were too drunk to stand up!! your clothes are over in the corner and the cops are on the way to give you a ride home!!

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What awakens your soul? the love of my wife... when she isnt mad at me! LOL

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a word with 2 S'sin it lesson

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Do you know how to pay with cash when you buying at the store? yes

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I just injected some Shredder between my toes, should I huff a can of Magneto, or sniff a line of Cobra Commander? what ever you want!!

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How much bacon could you eat for breakfast? none today

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What helps you go to sleep? think of you sweet Misha...... It always makes me smile!! sweet dreams now!!!

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How do I change my email address on AnswerBag? talk to AB moderators and they can help

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Have you ever noticed that December seems to be reaping season? what you sew is what you reap

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What are you really committed to? I commited to making you have a Merry Christmas June! now wehre did you hang that missletoe again?

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What are you really committed to? i am comittted to comitting you! i have the 5150 papers already signed!

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What does "BARK" or "WOOF" mean in dog language? it means hello im here

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Do you recycle your bottles and cans? yes

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Do you work at the Starbucks? no

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How long should you hold an Oreo cookie in milk so that its not too soft but not too hard? about 15n seconds

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Have you ever pop the balloons with the pen? yes

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Cookies or milk? cant have both?

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Cookies with milk or coffee with donuts? with milk

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Coffee or donuts? donuts

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Can you help me with this zipper? Its stuck. i see you are putting on that sexy black dress... am i taking you out to a nice place tonight? After you have a few drinks...well... you do know what happens then right? LOL

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Do you hate eating vegetables? not really

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Are you angry or are you boring? probably more boring

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Do you love eating fruits and vegetables? yes

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Do you hate going to jail? yup

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Will you pause the movie for me? I'll be right back. sure but pick me up a beer on the way baack to the tv room

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What is that glow about you.. could you be pregnant? the glow is because i had too much to drink! LOL

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What happened to Windows Mobile? went bye bye

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Would you be prepared if I came over to your house right now? yes i am prepared to go to sleep

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Do you get angry when the ice cream melts? no i eat it first

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Have you reached for the stars? reached for the stars and caught my wife

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Should AB have a feature that let's you quickly choose your most used or favorite category? you could suggest that and they may do it

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How would you feel if a witch cast a spell and turned you into Newt Gingrich? never in my life have i ever wished that

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Do you like Chili's restaurant? ok

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Have you ever "sold-out"? yup at work i sold out to commercialism

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Do you like shoplifting? nope

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May I borrow your tooth brush? let me give you a new one instead

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Sweet _______ caroline

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Do you ever pray for people? yes

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Married people: When did you know your SO was the one you wanted to marry? I knew it after the first date..... poor thing!! LOL

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Can you prove that I exist? do i want to?

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Will you get dirty with me? can we take a shower afterwards?

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Who or what brightens up your day? being your friend!

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You can't ______ me! meet

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Can Santa Claus ever lose weight? does he need to?

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Do you live in the moment? gotta get better at that

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Can I use your phone? sure my plan is unlimited so dont call out of the western hemisphere though

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Do you have a favorite line from Forrest Gump? life is like a box of chocolates you never knwo what youll get!!

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What are your thoughts on Marriage? good thing overall

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Describe America. big and changing

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Community College ?'s you will be put on probation

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Name a word that ends with "Z"? zzzzzzzzzzz

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Have you ever thrown skittles at the rainbow? nope

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Why did you throw a snowball at me? you got in my line of site

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What is the best quality of crazy people? good entertainment value!!

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Have you ever slid down a rainbow without pants on? got rainbow burn from it

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Give me a word that has 2 L's in it. :) mello yellow

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Stop in the name of _______ before I break your ________. love heart

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Are you using your feet? doing foot exercises does that count?

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Are you straddling the fence? naw sitting on a chair

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Hey! How did you know my address?! it was on your return envelope

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Have you ever "regifted" a Christmas gift? sure have if i cannot use it i give it to others who can

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Is being poor a choice? it can be

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Do you buy anything? maybe... why do ya wanna know?

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What has AB ever done for you? occupied my time

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Are you on vacation? not yet but dont have too much work to do so i just act like it!! LOL

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Do you like the letter "X"? it marks the spot

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Get off your horse and _______________________ get off your horse and ride your woman!!!

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What is your current steps? stepping from the office to the car

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Do you like snowstorm? hell no!@!!=

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Can I turn up my music loud? sure lets boogie!!

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Can I take a bath with you? naw.... how about a shower instead....

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Do you love kitties? sure do!!

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Can I take a shower with you? rahter take one alone

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Do you love puppies? as long as they dont pee on me

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When was your last séance? last halloween

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Can I buy anything? depends on how much money you have

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Is it hard to restart acting in theatre after a 4 year break? try it and see what happens

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What if God showed up at your house and gave you a PSG-1 sniper rifle and told you there was a Little League coach who forgot to thank him throw the rifle away

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What if Ozzy Osbourne, Marilyn Manson, and The Undertaker showed up at your door and offered you free literature about Satan? say thanks but no thanks

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How severely would you beat your child if you found out they were playing Dungeons and Dragons? it wouldnt bother me at all

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Why is it that even Muslims who aren't terrorists themselves, appreciate terrorists the same way an American would appreciate the Army or it depends on how they look at things and not all moslems approve of terristic activities

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Do you think Kim Jong Il's son will be as big of a d*cktator as his father? yupp probably worse

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Do I have the same blood that I've had since I was a baby, or does it degenerate and renew? it takes about 120 days to regenerate your blood cells

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What if Jesus put a shotgun to your head and demanded a list of Super Nintendo games from 1991? id give them all to him without the gun....

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What feels good to you? a hug from you..

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What do you think is the biggest threat to America, Big Business or Big Government, or? big government

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Does Government invade your personal space? How? they can track your movements using your cell phone and now require you to carry a piece of identification at all times

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What makes a decade special? how you lived it!!!

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What is something that people use God as an excuse for? any personal desire they want to justify

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Why do believers ignore all evidence that conflicts with their beliefs? That's why they can't be respected very much isn't it? Evidence can be altered to fit anyones needs that why you should take studies with a grain of salt unless you are sure it is a double blind study!!!

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Is it possible to have a fly as a stalker? yup they are attacted to your smell!!

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What does PCS stand for in metroPCS? ( feel free to make your own meaning, i welcome that) Personal Communications System

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Can you read peoples' minds? Yes...i see dirty thoughts in yours!!

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Can you set the rain on fire? Can i set you heart on fire instead? LOL

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Is it just me or you? naw... the world is also out there

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Have you ever had too much to drink? not since my bachelor party

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Now thats some funny ________________! shit

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What is the most inappropriate response to "I love you"? too bad i just poisoned your drink!!

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Did I waste your time? maybe

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Do you have a highlighter? yep

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do you like mormons? why shouldnt i?

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Is The Google your favorite part of The Internetz? it is a search engine but not my favorit site

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What have you learned the hard way? how to be graceful under fire

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Grandma got ran over by a _____. dump truck trying to throw in last years christmas tree!!

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How long does it take for you to get ready? depends where i am going

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Who thinks slavery would be ok as long as it wasn't based on race? why do you think slavery is ok in any way shape or form?

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If someone chokes to death, has a heart attack, or gets murdered while eating a seafood platter, would they go to Hell since they didn't depends on Gods judgement not on mine

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Should marital infidelity be a crime? it would only make things worse

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Would you do Jennifer Lopez? yesx I always thought she was hot

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Should Congress hurry up and pass Poe's Law? which laww is that one?

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Should they bring back Baywatch, like they did with 90210? hot babes? helll yes!!!!!!!

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What if you found a Crocoduck in your backyard? sell it to the tabloids for a great deal of money

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How many monkeys are jumping on the bed? welll mama called the Misha and the Misha said "no more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

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Do I have the same blood that I've had since I was a baby, or does it degenerate and renew? Red blood cells live about 120 days in the circulatory system then they ar replaced

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If Kim Jong Il came back to life in 3 days, would that make him The Antichrist? he would still be one of the most despised men in the world today!!!

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What's something that easily distracts you? my wife naked

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Necklace Sally is wearing in "Where's our sub?" Subway commercial? and your point is?

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What does your silence mean? that i am not sure what to say....

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Recommend a good TV show. beverly hillbillies

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What gang are you in? the un gang we drink 7 up the un cola!!!

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Spilled milk on microwave. dont cry over spilled milk! give it to the cat to drink!!!

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do you ever take naps yup need them to keep my beauty up!

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What won you over? her mammary glands

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Who's making that noise?! sorry too many beans for dinner last night

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Where's my blanket? your mama took it away!!

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I declare War on___________________ my mother in law!!

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How does laundry detergent clean clothes? it is a soap that is blended to clean clothes

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Thank you for the _______________________- not smoking

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It pays to _______. do it right the first time

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What would be a good name for a recycling center? R 4 E use

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What does it mean if a guy looks at your thighs? he likes them!

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Have you ever left out cookies and milk for Santa Claus? yup chocolate chip!!

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A Tank full of Gas or a $30 Starbucks gift card which would you like for a Holiday gift? I will take the gas first......

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CREST OR COLGATE? crest

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Does Jeri Ryan make you hot? sure does

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Was Gepetto a pedo? no more a guy with weird fetishes for wood!

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What if Gilgamesh and Odin showed up at your door and told you they needed you to hack into Jesus' computer and download some kind of virus tell them not interested

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Will you be praying for Jesus to give Kim Kardashian butt cancer? not really to enlighten her

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Since everyone who abuses animals becomes a serial killer, should they just execute kids for abusing animals? educate kids on their actions have consequences

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What if you saw Charlton Heston running around waving tuna cans and screaming "SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE"? feed tuna to cannabals then

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Name something that "Eye Popping"...Humour welcome....hehe Eye-Popping Tongue Twister! A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with...

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What's the biggest highlight of your life? getting to know you!!

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Why was Robert Downey Jr. so believable in Tropic Thunder? damn good actor!!!!

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How do you learn how to travel lightly? take only what you need! most of the time you take too much on trips anyway

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How do you marry the night? i ll sleep on that one.... lol

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What childhood character, either television, movie, or literature, was your favorite when you were a child? captain kangaroo

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Question....Is the quickest person in the world....Fast to Sleep as well..hehe probably... lol

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Does the last few lines in the Film "City of Angels" say it all..?? what is City Of Angels?

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What would you like to do? take you out dancing some time....?

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Who or what is the driving force in your life? my wifes need to live a comfortable life... lol course i do it out of love...

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Is there too much Government in your life? yes

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What's missing? snow for christmas!!

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What do you get in trouble for the most? for saying bad things about my mother in law!! My wife gets mad.... even though they are all true...

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Do you ever feel like there's not a person in the world that loves you? sometimes i feel that my family takes advantage of me....

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When in doubt, ________. spit it out!!

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Is Santa Clause an idol? if he is giving me presents He can be on my American Idol..... LOL

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what am i getting for christmas? Santa has something just for you... black coal....

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Can we share the computers? we share information on our computers every time we answer a question on here

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Are you down with me? yup down to town wont let you drown!!

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Would you kill this spider? lets capture it and move it out to the garden where it can kill the harmfull insects that bother us...

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can i have your biscuit? yes i believe in sharing

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What would you do if I touch you? file charges

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Did you get a Christmas bonus? If not money, what was it? not yet.. should know friday if we get one or not.....

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Do you only get religious during Christmas season? i try to believe all year but i remember the reason for the season.....

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Have you ever bet anything besides money? How'd it come out? bet my wife sex once... and i won! but even if i lost I would still win!! LOL

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What have you stumbled upon lately? tethering an android cell phone to a laptop and using the cell phone as a modem ( you need an app for that though).

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What's something that you say very frequently? is she back again...? referring to my mother in law always visiting us.....

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Do you want to know the truth? about how beautiful you are?

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Can I borrow your heart? you alreay have it.... and my best wishes

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Can I borrow a hug? I promise to give it back. i will give a hug for free and want you to carry it with you forever in your heart!!

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Did Satan put DNA in people so they wouldn't believe in God? dont think so....

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where did you get your best bargain christmas shopping this year? wal mart the barbies wer 5 bucks!! Cant beat that for a gift my nieces will love!!

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do you tip extra at this time of year? not really i probably go out less during this time of year to eat than normally. i spend more time accompanying my wife on her hunting...i mean shopping....expeditions... lol

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you tip/gift the postman, garbage man, maintainance people for the holidays? actually i dont i do buy gifts for certain workers though to thank them for their hard work!!

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You getting presents and all, but what is it you wish for and will not get? i am at the age where its not the presents that are important it is the love of family that i treasure most during the holidays

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Jobs a cat can do. Name one? hunt mice

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Why is it unethical to eat cats and not cows to some people? cultural

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If you owned a cremation business what would you name it? ashes to ashes dust to dust

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can you share a hard drive on a network? yes you can set it as a public drive or grant rights to only a few people or a group!

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can a computer become a server? yes you can designate it as a server if you have admin priveldges on the network.

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How old is too old to be a virgin? when you are ready and find the right guy than you will no longer worry about it!

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Do you like Arizona? I am HOT and COLD about it LOL

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Do you ever get hyper when you're super tired? depends if i have too much caffeene

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How long a sentence can you write where every word end with a "S"..?? sisters sentences securites

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Michael Jackson's kids are starting to be seen and speak publicly.Is this a result of his death? yes

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i would love to eat a nice juicy apple what kind is your favorite?

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Whats an occupation a Trained Monkey could do? banana taster

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Why is finding peace so chaotic? everyone has a different definition of it!!

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Jobs a dog can do. Name one? peee on your leg

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What sweet treat can YOU not live without? chocolate

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Jobs a useless human can do. Name one? sit there and work for the government

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Are you ready to take a pictures with me? sure but ware your best outfit!!

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Life is a dream, do you agree? It can be one big nightmare

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What is your opinion on people who choose to become religious just to feel special and better than everyone and everything else? some people get so rapped up into religion that they dont see how much their enthusiam affects their message

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Should freedom of religion mean freedom to worship whoever or whatever in your home or church, but NOT freedom to go door to door or stand that is freedom of expression freedom of religion is something else!!

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Are you off to see the Mizard? The wonderful Mizard of Oz? I saw the lizard of Oz he slithered away from me!! LOL

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Do you know anyone who actually, faithfully celebrates Kwanzaa? nope... i think we have enough hoilidays around this time so why add another

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Shouldn't "Toys for Tots" be re-named "Toys for Minorities?" Depends what is a minority? In california whites make up lless than 50 percent of the population so everyone is a minority her now

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TV and movies portray flight attendants as shapely, sexy and beautiful, why aren't they like that in real life? They used to be when hired but are all Union now so they have more rights (like not having to be weighed in like the good old days)!

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CHILI...regular crackers or oyster crackers? Something else? oyster crackers

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Those who celebrate Christmas: Does your family open their presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas day? Both my family exchanges presents with relatives on christmas eve my immediate family opens presents christmas morning!!

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Why did one of my answers get deleted? It wasn't offensive. Does this happen frequently on AB? sometimes questions are duplicates or are being evaluated did you hit the "submit" button and it didnt get registered? That has happened to me and I just reposted it!

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What makes your hot chocolate uniquely good? it warms you up on cold nights with the sweet taste of chocolate!! I had some last night but had to share with my wife since she was too lazy to make her own when she got home from shopping! LOL

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Does the future have to struggle against the past? In what ways? The future is built on the past what we did affects us like the housing foreclosure issue the credit meltdown and the war in iraq it will take us years to recover from these!

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Do you ever let anyone go ahead of you in line because they have few items and you have a basket full? If they are in a hurry or have a restless kid, it is always in everyones best interest to show them repect Not those that expect you to let them go first is another story....

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Did anyone ever let you go ahead in line ? yes, they give say seniors first.....! dont know if that is a compliment or an insult... LOL

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I like lollipops... do you like lollipops? =^3^= can i lick you like a lollipot?

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Have you actually had a wish for christmas? I mean do we not have everything already? why are the malls so crowded? Yes, my wish was to finish my christmas shopping early! I finished it last night and shipped off the last present! First time in my life I have ever finished so early!!!

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It's beginning to look a lot like _________! the days are getting shorter

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How do you take the "Micky" out of a "Mouse"....hehe can i slip you a mickey and we can be a little mousee together?

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Is it ok to leave without saying goodbye? depends on the circumstances if they are being raided it would probably be in your best interest to run first and say goodbye later!!!

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What's something that glows? fire flys

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In our technological society, fluidity and quick adapatation are the most valued skills. What about those that can't be this way? well we will always need grass mowers and people who work at McDonalds

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What would you do if you were not afraid? achieve greatness

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I want ______. everyone to have a Merry Christmas

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Are you a curious person? I think amber is the curious one........

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Do you have a tendency to over analyze things? my wife says i do.....

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What do you do when you're sad? contemplate and let it pass

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What's bothering your happiness? my mother in law I want to send her on a one way trip back to Leon Mexico!!! LOL

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Do you ever think a person is just beyond repair? nope everyone has the option of changing their life to a different path but do they want to do it?

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Why do you believe in a certain god and not the others, why do you have a certain religion and thin the others are false? Think of it this way; In my life I am called by many different names; Corey Dad Father Honey Asshole ( my wifes term for me wen she is mad) heathen ( my mother in laws term for me since i am protestant and she is Catholic). I answer to all of them I think God is the same way with all the religions that call for him!!

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How close was Hitler to building a nuclear bomb (if close at all)? Not at all! They were workng on other projects that were closer to completion like jet planes and buzz bombs!!

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When is it best to say nothing? when you are listening and trying to comprehend what is going on!!!

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What's important to you? love my health my wife my kids

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Do you feel safe in the car? i fell safer when i drive than when my daughters drive! They think they are auditioning for the indianapolis 500!! LOL

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After shopping at Target or like stores is it a must to stop and eat at the snack bar area? not really

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After shopping at Target or like stores is it a must to stop and eat at the snack bar area? not really

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Why did you kiss me? because i thought you needed one.. is that ok?

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Vegetarian: Hypocrite or not...? I think there are different levels of commitment to that lifestyle...

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Do you play with ice? i like the feel of it in my mouth... so yes

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If I go to Coventry ...Will you still talk to me.....Hehe You will be my friend no matter what!!

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If Violence is wrong...Why is it acceptable To Hit "Jack Pot"....Hehe If i hit the Jack Pot... It will be with love and joy!!! not with intentional malice.... lol

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Will you have yourself a merry little Christmas? I want to wish you a Merry Little Christmas!! and I will raise it with a Happy New Year!!

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Is it classed as stealing to "Nick-Names"....hehe sorry dont get the joke probably because it is late in the day.....

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Do you fool yourself into being happy? sometimes i sing a happy tune to put me in a good mood!!

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Would you consider suicide a selfish act? yes.. because it harms the survivors perminently....

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How should streakers be punished? I thinkn they should have to stand still in the cold air for the rest of the night!!

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Bob Dole and Bubba-Ray Dudley have the same initials, that can't be mere coincidence can it? only 26 letters in the alphabet the chances of two people having the same initials on average is 1 out of 676 ( 26 x 26) so with a population 300 million in the u.s. there on average is 4,792,332 people with your same initials

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Is it a tragedy that the person who invented beer, never got to enjoy pizza with it? oh yes.... but we can have some in his memory.....

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If you visit a city other than your own, what city do you prefer to visit? lake tahoe then cebu city philippines I have some workers over there

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Do you trust the expiration date on your milk, or do you still smell it to make sure it's not gone bad? if it smells bad it is out in a heartbeat!!

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Astrology intrigues me;physics,too. With the scientifically based idea that everything is connected, why wouldn't the star patterns matter? because we dont really understand how everything works together we do know that gravity affects the human body but we dont understand what gravity is!! Same with the effect of stars on us....

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What if your mother forgot to send you a christmas card? no problem i would call her...

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Times Magazines heroes, the OWS scum, throws flares, bottles, iron bars and paint bags at police, but the TEA party were "violent" ? It really depends on your point of view!! There are people who fell the OWS should be burned in oil and the Tea party are saints!!

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Do you ever feel like living is a waste of time? never Misha... especially when i have a nice friend like you!!!

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If i went back in time and killed grandparents AFTER i was born,then my mother would exsist.So,i would exsist.Paradox solved,right? no ! their influence in your life would not happen and your life would still be changed!!

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Do you have 99 problems? more but i do go to the 99 cents store to relieve some of my problems......

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I want what they got those darn______________? bosses!!

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I have what they want because I ____________? bought the beer earlier in the day!!

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have you felt like you are never good enough? when i was in college I struggled with math thinking i couldnt understand it then something happened and it began to make sense!!! and i ended up majoring in it!! Today when i oldest talks about math it frustrates her i cannot understand the latest paper about mathematics she has written!! I tell her i know how to do it, but i still dont understand it!! LOL

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Have you felt like you are never really heard ? with my mother in law.... always!!!!!

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some just whine because _____________________ they like to hear themselves cry!!

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braggers have inferiority complexes. agreed/disagreed?example? Sometimes the best way to get recongnition is to let others know what you have accomplished! it seems to be common in business today...

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do you know the difference between self righteousness and righteous indignation? self righteous is self centered only out for their own needs and wants. like certain sports stars righteous indignation is when a set of rules is unfair to a group of people! like the civil rights movement followers

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I say please, you say ___________. thank you

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If I "Push the Boat Out" this Christmas....Will I not get my New Shoes WET.....Hehe Depends how quickly you jump into the boat!

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Should a "Ships Steward" give people a "Wide Berth" If they are over weight....hehe maybe they should charge them by the pound instead?

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Why do people not care? Too busy with their own personal lives

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Are "Knot Makers" Tied to their Jobs ,or do their Bosses just String them along....??...hehe I think they are strung along.... LOL

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Are you "Spick or Span"....?? hehe I wish i was! More disorganized than spick and span! LOL

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Would you prefer a snow cone or ice cream cone? ice cream

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What gift should you not give your spiritual leader? a book on atheism

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Former Bush AG calls Newt's plans for federal courts dangerous. What do you think of it? I think he needs to experience prison homself and then he can decide if it is dangerous or not! In fact, i think he has also been issued a warrnt by the swiss for crimes against humanity! How does he feel about that?

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Have you watched Fresh Prince of Bel Air? yes but it has been awhile since i did

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Have you watched Fresh Prince of Bel Air? yes but it has been awhile since i did

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Have you ever kissed someone without them knowing? i used to sneak into my duaghters room and kiss them on their cheeks when i got hom late from work and they were asleep. Same with my wife at times....

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What is your favorite Jimmy Buffett song and why? All My Ex's Live in Texas which is where i wish my mother in law was right now....

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What is your favorite Jimmy Buffett song and why? All My Ex's Live in Texas which is where i wish my mother in law was right now....

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Answerbag, oh Answerbag, Wherefore art thou, Answerbag? Shakespear stole it!! I saw him!!

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I'm cranky, gassy, like to wear crotchless panties and have a terrible craving for Orville Redenbacher popcorn. Could I be pregnant? are you sure it isnt because you are just getting older...?

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Christians:did you know that we are falsely calling ourselves 'Christians'? i always though christians were followers of christ we have taken the word and made it into our own meaning then so what is wrong with that?

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Christians:did you know that we are falsely calling ourselves 'Christians'? i always though christians were followers of christ we have taken the word and made it into our own meaning then so what is wrong with that?

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What's your opinions on the statement "shit happens"? things happen we cant control we can let it get us bent out of shape or just adjust and learn from the mistakes

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how do i see my question look under profile/questions unless it is a duplicate and is flagged

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What is the most beautiful thing you experienced this year? the kindness of others at christmas sometimes we have so much we forget what it is like to have so little so a small gesture can go a long way!

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What incredible thing can you do? answer your questions....

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Do you believe Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite? i just think she is unattractive!! That is why she dresses so outlandishly

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What's Linux? Another for of UNIX probably the one programing language that will be around forever since it is so versitile

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Men.....why is it so hard to focus on one woman? I love my wife and would never cheat on her but i still enjoy to look!!

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How long until we can fast forward live TV? well we can now watch events live as they happen so i guess now

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What's your newest hobby? selling on ebay... doing ok i am making a small profit next i need to set up a website but first things first

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Is your life like one of those *you just had to be there moments*? oh sometimes i have my moments both- good ad bad

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Name something you always forget? uh i forgot what it was......

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labeling something beautiful exists only in the mind. True or false ? true

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Ok since I have neither what is the difference between facebook and twitter ? facebook is for sharing your personal life via a landing page, a web page. Twitter is where you send out text messages of only so many characters.

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you use a life reef at your door or on your table ? did you decorate it? we usually put the reef on our door not on our table

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Best part of christmas time was when my mother baked cookies from scratch. she put them into tins and hid them, we found them and cont> My mother would make Swedish Meatballs! It took half a day and would make the house smell so good!! Loved it!!

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where you ever really totally , positively surprised at christmas? tell the story please. The time i got my Johnny Reb cannon my dad had to go all around town to get it as everyone was sold out!! I almost cried

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How did pine trees become such a big part of xmas? they come from the german tradition of bringing in trees at christmas we adopted them from the British who adopted them during Victorias time from the Germans

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What have you learned from the men in your life? How to be a better father

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Is it possible for another to make you angry OR are you already unsettled emotionally and the other serves as the convenient sounding board? if you had a bad day, you tend to be more sensitive about things so you are emotionally ready to get angry

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US is Officially out of Iraq, how soon before it's an islamic terror state under the control of Iran? I think we should sed over Dick Chaney and George Bush to investigate After all, it was their idea to invade in the first place!

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Caffeine...many products have it as an additive. Is it processed from coffee? Or, is caffeine manufactured? caffiene is a natural occuring product

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Do I owe you an explanation for my faults and foilables? NO I like you jsut the way you are!!

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Woman OWS protester places her 4 year old daughter on RR tracks. Aren't these wonderful people? I think she had a disconnect wih reality about the importance of her daughters life

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There are lots of ways to commit suicide but why would one commit suicide by hanging himself? people have their own reasons to end the pain they are in it may not make sense to us but to them it does

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You are given the chance to go back and relive one of your relationships that has, since, dissolved, which one would you choose and why? my first I was an asshole and i thought i was all that I definitely had a lot of growing up to do!

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What was the last time something happened prematurely? like ejaculation? Never happens

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Why are/were Soilders/police told to "Fire at Will"..What had he done to deserve such harsh treatment..An unpaid parking ticket perhaps..? William needs anger management counseling that is why they were told to Fire at Will

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Are you currently obsessed with a certain song? If so, which one? heave yourself a merry little christmas keeps playing in my head these days

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Sara Underwood, totally sexy G4 babe...does she sound like a munchkin to you? she is blessed with a lot of...huh....brains...? LOL

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Would you vote for The Rock with Mick Foley as his VP? nope

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How come you came back for more? Bcause i like you Amber....

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Are you a ninja? yes but dont tell anyone I am under cover

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Did Cao Cao go pee pee in Liu Bei's Coke? i dont think so.....

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Have you ever gotten an email from a shemale? yes... how it got my email confuses me...

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Have You Ever Been Gadafi'ed? hopefully not....

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Whats the first word that comes to mind when i ask you to describe yourself? fat

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Are you still preoccupied with 1985? Yes that was when my oldest daughter was born!!

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Did you laugh? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwTsZHGQ6FE sure as shittin did!!! LOL

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Were you disappointed at christmas because you did not get enough, or what you wished for? I was dissappointed tha we were not all together lst christmas but the kids have their own lives now...

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I would never marry someone who ________________________ ...? acted as immature as i do!

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how long would it take for one Pirana fish to eat you? i think it would take a few weeks

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Do all mammals experience breach births? Even Porcupines? There are some mammals that still lay eggs but are classified mammals

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Is there ever a time when anger doesn't immobilize you? Can you move through the frozen hostility to greater freedom and release? How/when? anger can motivate people to greater levels the civil rights movements of the 1960s and the vietnam war i think are good examples

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Self-loathing does not necessarily arise from guilt. Can you offer why someone may have self-loathing without a sense of remorse? beacuse of family background possibly?

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Do you feel the cold easily? I get cold easier than when i was younger

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Do you believe in love at 1st sight Or should I walk by again? Can flutter by again? I missed you.....

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Mad spelled backwards is "dam". Do blocking emotions ever serve a purpose? Is there ever justifiable reasons to get mad? Name one. I spend the day filtering what i say so things will not be taken out of perportion It is easier that way

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Do you feel motivating others an important attribute in your own personal search for happiness and productivity? How and why? My job is to motivate others in my job! I am pretty good at it there but at home my children look at me as i dont know what is going on So they make me happy but i have to accpet my limitations in their lives!

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What is the alternative to punishing undesired behavior? rewarding good behavior so they know what is expected of them!

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Ever notice how a lot of xmas songs are depressing? For instance, the Charlie Brown Christmas song. Sometimes I feel like Charlie Brown.....

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Were any of your mother's exaggerated fears correct? (more info in description) She told me to stay away from one guy and he did end up in jail about a monthlater mother was right

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do you, or did you read stories to your children especially around christmas time? My kids are too old to be read to, but i love listening to their own true stories about their friends and others

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If you found a priceless artifact in your backyard, would you keep it to showcase, or would you sell it? sell it!!

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Do black people want to join the KKK? Then why do gay people want to be preachers? There was a black man who became the grand dragon for some area as a joke about 20 years ago! He went public and was stripped of his title I dont think he was too upset about it!

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Have you finished your shopping for the holidays?Or are you procrastinating,resenting,really not wanting to go through this yearly hassle? I am still waiting for my sister in laws opal earrings to come in the mail (I ordered them online). Once i get them, I am DONE!!

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Ultimate punishment, Newt sentenced to marry Pelosi, what say you? As long as i can go to the wedding !! That would be an interesting ceremony

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do you think if you badgered a badger he would get pissed? Badger are very tough fighters I would not want to get one mad at me!!

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It's Christmas morning, you open a gift from Aunt June and it is awful. Do you take it back, or keep it out of courtesy? Oh she gets a thank you and it goes back the next day!! No questions on that!!

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Why is golf considered a sport? It is a tought sport to play. A lot of concentration involved

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did you or do you sing christmas songs with your kids? Sang them in the car last night We went Christmas Caroling at the homeless shelter last night

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Do I owe you anything? one million dollars payable in tens and twentys

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why do woman get along with gays so well? because there is no expectation of sex by either parties

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Why do libs hate me, (Rhetorical) why do you think they help you?

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What is the most spontaneous thing you have ever done? My wife and i in our wilder years had sex at the local pool in one of the dressing rooms! Wonder what the other people were thinking of when they heard us? LOL

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Do you like Scat The Cat? Amber, Who is Scat the Cat?

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whats the biggest blood alcohol amount you've ever endured? I remember driving hoem so drunk i cant tell you how i got there! I do remember i took all the back roads because i was smart enough not to be on the main streets, just in case! Luckily everyone was still asleep!!

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Wanna watch a movie with me? Love to!!!

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Have you gone fishing yet? not for many years

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Are there any Justin Bieber-like singers in the UK, France, or Germany about whom we in the US is blissfully unaware? I am sure there are and i am sure they will try to make a mark in the U.S. also!

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my dog is still bleeding 10 days after giving birth to 10 puppies what can i do?? take him to the vet

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Do you love being a teenager? I enjoyed the attention I got when i was a teenage athlete

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Why do some older women think that it's okay to touch someone else's kid? you have the right to ask her to take her hands off your child! There is no law that says you cannot set limits for others around your children Sex offenders can be women also!!

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Is nursing the only field that offers decent or even any job prospects for a "late" college grad? there are still jobs in the computer field depending on your training

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Why are you so amazing? that is what i keep asking myself!

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What's a gift you DON'T give to newlyweds? names of good divorce lawyers

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When you hear the name Elizabeth Taylor what do you think? National Velvet her greatest movie!

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Will my breasts get any bigger? There are breast exercises that will enlarge your breast muscles They will make them bigger and firmer

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Do you like ketchup? can i eat some off you?

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I'll drink til________ my tea runs out

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have you ever been discombobulated? every time my mother in law visits

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Is that all there is to life? Life is what you make it?

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Will my girlfriend get pregnant? Buy a pregnancy kit at the drug store and put your mind at rest! Then you should know for sure!!

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Do you have a job that requires you to talk? I have to think before i talk at my job! otherwise I get myself in trouble!

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Chocolate or vanilla? Or both? chocolate

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Will you drive me to the airport? dont forget your tickets!

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In the future even garbage men will have to have computer engineering degrees. Correct? I think they will have to be computer literate at least

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Was George W Bush really stupid? I think he was manipulated alot by Chaney and not smart enough to figure it out! but then again we were stupid enough to elect him, werent we?

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Would you spend $1200 for a Cha Wha Wha puppy? nope

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Why is it required for things to be explained to you as if you were 5 years old ? sometimes i think at work they treat me like I am 5 years old unless they need me for something!

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Did you make your bed this morning, or did Jesus make it through you? yes it is made by me! I am the bed maker in the family but i go to work later than she does also!

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Do you have alot of secrets? sure I have a lot of secrets all the places i hide when my mother in law comes over to visit! LOL

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What modification would you require for you to run on solar power ? I think it being cheaper overall

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What one thing keeps you from wishing you don't wake up each morning? Seeing my wifes smiling face... actually she doesnt start smiling until her first cup of coffee LOL

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Why don't they just pass a federal law guaranteeing the right to kill an intruder in your home, superseding all the ridiculous state laws I thought you were allowed to in self defense?

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What's complicated? relationships

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point out flaws on my face? nothing a bag over your head wouldnt fix!

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Why does a newborn Homo Sapiens take longer to mature than other mammals? it has to do with brain developement The brain slows down the maturity process

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Is there anything that is absolute or is everything subject to interpretation? change

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Can you clap my hands? No, but i can recommend a woman who could give you the clap! Want it?

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Edgar Allen Poe married his 13 year old cousin. Why isn't he known as a famous incestuous pedophile rather than a famous author? different times different culture different values

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Am I a bad person because I don't believe in God? Actually it can be proven through math that God does exist! Look at the theorem of 3 constants, representing the father, Son and Holy Spirit! http://artmusicdance.com/vaspi/highlights.htm Conclusion The "oddities" explained above is the evidence that proves that God intentionally numerated the three constants so that we can become aware that He exists.

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Why are kids so CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!????^.^ because they look like you? and you are so cute?

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How_________! How wow!

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Is it important to plan a software project? Yes it is like a road map where you want to go

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Yuo samrt or dmbu? ak2ALLI EM A GR8T BRANE

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Is it funny to call Santa Claus a butthead or not? If you like lumps of coal for christmas go right ahead!

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how do u think of the black girl?(I mean the girls who are origionally from Africa. Have I dated a black woman? yes, but not because she was black. It was because i found her cute! but I have also dated white, hispanic, american indian and asian. Women are women and your attraction is based on your perception of beauty! I have been married twice once to a white lady the other time to an hispanic one! culturally it takes a little getting used to (like when my...

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OMG! I'm so horny I could explode. Have you ever felt this way? Look at yourself naked in the mirror. That feeling with defintiely go away!!

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Do you have a mainframe in your basement? Isnt that where your supposed to hide the dead bodies?

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Engineers: How did you make it through college? Ive lost my motivation to study, any pointers? what type of engineering are you majoring in? Yes it is tough, but what is your goal? Put up a picture of what you want and that may help motivate you! Also, engineering allows you to branch out and do many different things so you are always learning! For instance, I have a BSCS and a MCSE but do a lot of ad and marketing work as well as server management So it makes life...

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i want to do something naughty suggest something? roll in some mud and make your wife clean you up! is that dirty enough for you?

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so far tonight my browser (Safari) has crashed a half dozen times while clicking in AB. Anyone else? this happens every once in awhile. GET ON GOOGLE AND DO A SEARCH FOR SAFARI CRASHES It may be because certain plug ins AB uses are freezing and crashing your browser (safari is waiting for the plugin to tell it that it is completed and the end bit never gets registered). That should help solve the problem

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what NCAA football team is better LSU or Alabama? ALABAMA

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Does the average wealth of a person correspond to the amount of time a person spends on a mobile phone? interesting question! My phone lets me recieve text messages and has internet access so I can always respond or dial in remotely from anywhere I have a cell phone connection or even WIFI access. In some cases I work more because of it! I get paid well, but if you broke it down per hour, I think it is less than minimum wage! Welcome to the world of management! lol

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Why do you think everyone Texts so much? some say it is up 50% since they thought about it last. My daughters will respond to my texts and let my calls go into voicemail. That is the main reason I text. so I can get aquick response but then again, both are in the early 20s now...

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What are the basic social teachings of Hinduism and Buddhism? There is a theory that Jesus studied in India during his "lost" years and this reflected in his teachings!

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You think Jesus speak Engrish? Jesus understands what is truely in your heart!! So language doesnt matter

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Do you want Christmas to come right now? Why or why not? I still have presents to buy! I just ordered her a diamond pendant and need it to be delivered! If I dont get it before christmas I willbe in deep doo doo You think winter is cold? It is nothing compared to how cold my wife can become when she is mad at me! LOL

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What makes you warm? My wife when she snuggles up to me... as long as we dont talk about her mother! LOL

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Would you want to run a company? Actually i have a small company online as a hobby. Yes it actually makes money! My wife also likes the fact it keeps me out of trouble!! LOL

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Do you drink cola? yes

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What was the capital of Czechoslovakia? It is really two countries now The capital of the Czech republic is Prague The capital of Slovakia is Bratislava

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What makes you cold? My mother in law! She enters the room and all the warmth freezes up!!

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Have you seen any good old banger's recently? All the old head bangers now have neck problems

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Did he really just________? fart? it sure smells bad in here!

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Will they eventually tax sex? I think they should!

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Candy or snack? I like dark chocolate Milky way bar. Can you bring me one?

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Why do women look at themselves in people's car windows and store windows? My wife does it all the time! She wants to make sure she looks presentable whatever that means!!

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Why are you taking off your clothes? I thought you wanted me to?

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Hey! Who ate all my candy?! santa claus He was so ho ho ho hungry!!

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In honor of those who died 50 years ago in Pear Harbor Actually it is now 70 years ago...

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How can I just say no without hurting the drug pushers feelings? say you dont have any money today...

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"Stop treating me like a baby." When would you feel this way? Why? But I like when my wife treats me like a baby....

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You seem fine, so... what is up with you? Sorry...I dont date outside my species!

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Hows the traffic where you live? I love in San Jose Ca and the traffic here is terrible! I try to take our lightrail to work a couple times a week to help relieve congestion!

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I want an 84 year old lady who is in great shape to have sex with me.. we are somewhat friends,, how do i start the question. Be direct so you wont forget what you are trying to ask!!

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How many overweight pets do you have? My wife pets me and I am overweight Does that count?

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If you notice someone staring at you on the street, how do you react? People stare at me when I walk down the sidewalk! I just smile and say HI! I am not totally sure why, but sometimes I think it is the tie!!

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Are you prepared to do all of your internet usage on a tablet such as an iPad or Kindle Fire? I think internet connectivity will be over many things; from desktops, laptops, tablets, and your phone! I am on the internet through my phone more than anything else!!

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Does Stacey Kiebler make you horny? She is hot! Loves to show off the legs!! http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2hmh5_wwe-divas-stacy-keibler-girls-gone_news

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TACO NIGHT!!!!! Who wants some? I want one!!

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The Pilgrim Father's, heroes or zeros? Remember The Salem Witch Trials? Heroes the are still witch trials going on in Africa sorry to say http://harlcazz.bravepages.com/library/Paganism/Pagan%20History%20and%20Facts/Witchhunts%20in%20Africa.htm

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I have a friend who is a jerk. keep your distance from him and see of he changes! You are too sweet a lady to have to put up with that

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what is a funny jokes thats drty or clean? A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”...

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"That story HAS to be made up!" What makes you feel this way? Why? The way it was told

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Can I give you a pie smash, nut tap, b*tch slap? is this a pre sex ritual?

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I have a supermarket. how can I reduce energy consume in my supermarket? Go here http://www.energytoolkits.com/supermarket-managers-energy-toolkit.php download this; Supermarket Manager's Energy Toolkit This may help you

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"Christmas is more than church." When you hear that, how does it make you feel? I have seen many people who were devout athelist act more christain than some church pastors! It is about the message and meaning not about the 4 walls of a building!

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What results do you look for in a belief? Did you "kick the tires" and "test drive" before buying into it? I grew up christian, but I believe in a God as whatever you prerseve it to be! I didnt kick the tires on my religion! Interestingly, there are suggestions that Ancient scrolls reveal that Jesus spent seventeen years in India and Tibet . Dont know if it is true or not?

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Can you name all the gifts my true love gave me for the 12 days of Christmas....especially after #8? Correctly? partrdige in a pear tree Cant remember the rest

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could i be pregnant? Read description Best answer is to take a test and see a doctor. if you are not pregnant, than there might be something else wrong with you!

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Name something you are not allowed to do? Have a baby.. I can only act like one once in a while!

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What has changed about AB in the few years? The new look website did away with a lot of the more popular features of the old site (like giving up to 5 points per answer depending on how it was liked by the question asker) so many old timers left for different sites! It was unfortnate that AB did not consult with their members before making such changes or many would have stayed ( like THE CHIEF, who was once the number one point...

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What is something you REALLY wish you had right now? (besides alot of money) my sanity back!!

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Where else can i get________? That laxative I so desperately need!

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I want to do thing differently, with 7 billion people on the planet is it possible? Everything you do is unique and different, just like everyone else!

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Are you waiting for me? Yes, when are you leaving again?

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Do you hate the smell of perfume? Why or why not? We had one woman, a boss, who used to pour it on heavy. This turned out to be a blessing as she could never sneak up on anyone! LOL

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Did you know... Yes, cleans the air around you!!

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Did the bulb light? Like some people; Just because the light is on doesnt mean anyones home.....

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When did America lose its way? When president Bush the second took office!!

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Why is it moving? because there is an earthquake

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Why is it moving? because there is an earthquake

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I'm on the brink of ____________________ ? Insanity

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Why is it that Obama is now the worst president in history when it was Bush who was responsible for this disaster I think Bush is still rated as the worst president in recent history. Obamas presidency has not finished yet so they cannot rate him. But ironically, countries like Switzerland recently have issued arrest warrants out for Former President Bush to be tried for "Crimes Against Humanity"!

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Is the Patriot Act, for the people or for the government? Unfortunately it limited the citizens rights so it is for the government

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What did you smoke? i dont

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Regular hot dog or bratwurst hot dog? i prefer polish hot dogs

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What's your favorite muppet? cookie monster

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What is the difference between terrorists and patriots? depends if you are fighting them or siding with them.....

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Are "Spiders" computer literate ?....I just wondered,as I often see them hanging about on the "Web"...??...Hehe Yes they are computer literate The first search engine was called "Meta Crawler"!

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Are "Spiders" computer literate ?....I just wondered,as I often see them hanging about on the "Web"...??...Hehe Yes they are computer literate The first search engine was called "Meta Crawler"!

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I love the way you _______. look!

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Why are you such a snob? I didnt know I was?

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Is it safe to say I've been friend zoned? what do you wat from him? maybe he didnt know your intensons and moved on!