Answerbag: PrivateGomerSpooner's answers

Answer to What is something that is free?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 14:23:52 -0700

What is something that is free?

The air we breathe.

Answer to How much a year do you spend on window tax, swamp insurance, hen food, dog biscuits and cow ointment?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 14:01:26 -0700

How much a year do you spend on window tax, swamp insurance, hen food, dog biscuits and cow ointment?

Ssssshhhhh don't be giving the government ideas. They already have us taxed on everything else, I can see a shoe tax, air tax, sidewalk tax and talking tax on the horizon. It's only a matter of time before they become a reality. I like the idea of a cow ointment, pigs already have it, it's...

Answer to Called girl and left voicemail..?

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 13:25:46 -0700

Called girl and left voicemail..?

Depends on how long you've known each other. She could be doing other stuff and hasn't had the time to get back to you or she could be blowing you off.

Answer to What happened to Rosie?

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 13:22:58 -0700

What happened to Rosie?

RosieGHMJetpacker? She is back and firing on all cylinders. She was in the joint for a long time, I thought 3 days was the maximum (been there myself) but it can go on much longer.

Answer to Why are you holding a propeller, man?

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 13:15:15 -0700

Why are you holding a propeller, man?

Howard Hughes gave it to me just before he was taken to hospital by ambulance.

Answer to What do you do if there is a monster growling in your closet while you are asleep?

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 13:10:35 -0700

What do you do if there is a monster growling in your closet while you are asleep?

He has one of two options, either he can... 1/ Stop growling. or 2/ GTFO.

Answer to Have you ever watched Walker, Texas Ranger?

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 09:03:18 -0700

Have you ever watched Walker, Texas Ranger?

Yes, but I could only watch half of the first episode because Chuck Norris and his total awesomeness set my tv on fire.

Answer to What gets your Bowels moving ?

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 08:57:14 -0700

What gets your Bowels moving ?

Prunes or stewed apples. Guaranteed to get you moving.

Answer to Who wants to say Happy Birthday to Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas?

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 08:54:16 -0700

Who wants to say Happy Birthday to Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas?

What age is she today? Happy birthday to her anyway.

Answer to Has your Happily Ever After ever been punched in the nuts?

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 07:44:38 -0700

Has your Happily Ever After ever been punched in the nuts?

Yes, too many times to recall.

Answer to How Dry is Your Humor These Days?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 12:03:28 -0700

How Dry is Your Humor These Days?

Drier than a camel's armpit.

Answer to A Trivia Question: Who is Jahooty? First correct answer gets "Asker's Pick!"

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 11:55:11 -0700

A Trivia Question: Who is Jahooty? First correct answer gets "Asker's Pick!"

It sounds like something Jimmy Stewart would have said to Donna Reed in one of his movies back in the 1940's.

Answer to Isn't it great that Maddonna and Paris Hiltons 15 minutes of fame are over? Should they have ever had that 15minutes?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 11:51:20 -0700

Isn't it great that Maddonna and Paris Hiltons 15 minutes of fame are over? Should they have ever had that 15minutes?

I was just reading about Madge a few days ago, apparently she has been around since 1983, nearly 30 freakin years man, on the music scene. I wouldn't write her off just yet as she has a habit or reinventing herself and who knows what she is planning next. Maybe she might adopt Britney Spears...

Answer to Why was Alcatraz discontinued as a correctional facility?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 11:44:44 -0700

Why was Alcatraz discontinued as a correctional facility?

Too many movie stars kept escaping from it... Burt Lancaster, Clint Eastwood, way too many.

Answer to What would you eat, dead or alive?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 11:39:12 -0700

What would you eat, dead or alive?

I prefer to be alive when I'm eating, it makes chewing everything so much easier, lol.

Answer to All humans are infirm in one way or another. Some infirmities you can see, some you can't. Do you know what yours is?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:46:24 -0700

All humans are infirm in one way or another. Some infirmities you can see, some you can't. Do you know what yours is?

Hey Rosie, welcome back to the world. Certainly missed you. Thanks for all the likes.

Answer to "... there is not a liberal America and a conservative America — there is the United States of America." Any thoughts?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 04:19:06 -0700

"... there is not a liberal America and a conservative America — there is the United States of America." Any thoughts?

Of course there is a liberal and conservative America, you only have to see how riled some people get on here when politics and religion are discussed.

Answer to Is it normal to call a girl "dude", or is that just another AB thing?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 04:09:28 -0700

Is it normal to call a girl "dude", or is that just another AB thing?

Isn't that the same as calling everyone 'man'. Like hey man, what's up. Ever since I started on here I may have picked up some words I didn't use before I started on here. The more we interact with people from other countries and nationalities the more language spreads across the planet. When...

Answer to Which do you prefer, Sainsbury's or Tesco?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 03:50:08 -0700

Which do you prefer, Sainsbury's or Tesco?

We don't have Sainsbury's where I live, well not yet anyway. We do have Tesco but they are not as cheap as Aldi and Lidl.

Answer to How committed are your family?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 03:47:45 -0700

How committed are your family?

Why, who's been askin? http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/05/23/sopranos460.jpg

Answer to anyone want to fuck my wife

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 17:02:00 -0700

anyone want to fuck my wife

Would you want my foot in your ass?

Answer to What would you like to try before you die?

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 16:59:42 -0700

What would you like to try before you die?

Help me Supergirl, help me, guy in trouble. http://www.cinecultist.com/archives/nicolekidman_supergirl.jpg

Answer to I get to dress my boyfriend up and put make up on him and he's my slave for the day cause he lost a bet what should I do to him?

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 08:31:12 -0700

I get to dress my boyfriend up and put make up on him and he's my slave for the day cause he lost a bet what should I do to him?

Ask him, I'm sure he has lots of ideas.

Answer to Can you say "uhhh,uhh,uhhh,uhhh,yaaaaaaaaaa"?

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 08:28:44 -0700

Can you say "uhhh,uhh,uhhh,uhhh,yaaaaaaaaaa"?

That sounds like something Beavis or Butthead would say, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, wood.

Answer to If women belong in the kitchen should men belong in the garage with all the other tools!?

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 05:29:56 -0700

If women belong in the kitchen should men belong in the garage with all the other tools!?

We belong in the pub sitting in front of a 72 inch tv watching the game with a brewski in one hand and the Racing Post in the other.

Answer to Why does that man with the bald head keep staring at me :(

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 05:28:20 -0700

Why does that man with the bald head keep staring at me :(

Luke, I am your father.

Answer to Isn't my friend gorgeous? https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/261623_10150281243487288_706472287_9006027_1702954_n.jpg

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 05:26:59 -0700

Isn't my friend gorgeous? https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/261623_10150281243487288_706472287_9006027_1702954_n.jpg

Yes your friend is a very pretty young woman. I just hope she has the personality to match her looks.

Answer to Is it true that no one can resist McDonald's other than veges

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 14:44:17 -0700

Is it true that no one can resist McDonald's other than veges

I have never eaten McDonalds products or sat in one of their restaurants in the past 44 years.... and I'm 44 years old.

Answer to What can you out run?

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 14:42:42 -0700

What can you out run?

My ass. I always arrive everywhere before it does.

Answer to Would you walk differently if you were a police officer?

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 14:38:33 -0700

Would you walk differently if you were a police officer?

I didn't know cops had a different way of walking to the rest of us. Anytime I've seen Joe Law, he or she walks just like every one else on the street. If I did walk differently, it would draw attention to me and if I was working a case undercover that is the last thing I would want.

Answer to Have you watched or enjoyed the old sitcom "Some Mothers do 've them". UK comedy by the way.

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 14:35:08 -0700

Have you watched or enjoyed the old sitcom "Some Mothers do 've them". UK comedy by the way.

Oooohhhh Betty, I think the cat's done another whoopsie behind the couch. Yes, I've watched Frank Spencer and the antics he got up in that tv show. He did all his own stunts and lived to see another day.

Answer to How much do you like tax-paying?

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 14:26:02 -0700

How much do you like tax-paying?

As much as having another gun shot exit wound in my head.

Answer to gotta go

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 14:24:40 -0700

gotta go

go, down to Acapulco, where the magic is sooo strong, you'll be pullin out your hair, drownin in despair....

Answer to at cinema house/movie theater which arm rest is mine? both or only one side of it??then which??

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 14:22:58 -0700

at cinema house/movie theater which arm rest is mine? both or only one side of it??then which??

I live in a rough neighborhood, they stole the arm rests from the cinema seats.

Answer to What comes to your mind with letter J?

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 14:17:43 -0700

What comes to your mind with letter J?

Jimbo Jones - The Simpsons.

Answer to Should it be legal to kill freaky broken creepy people who talk to children at the bus stop?

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 12:29:56 -0700

Should it be legal to kill freaky broken creepy people who talk to children at the bus stop?

The vast majority of abuse takes place by someone the child knows and who has put trust in that person. Parent, guardian, older sibling, teacher, coach, Priest or minister all come in way before strangers at the bus stop. Strangers or 'freaky broken creepy people' is a myth peddled by the shit...

Answer to For those of you who object to the idea of harming a criminal who breaks into your house...

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 08:06:30 -0700

For those of you who object to the idea of harming a criminal who breaks into your house...

We all know criminals can't read. So there is no point putting up a sign on your windows and doors saying all that stuff. Maybe pictures might work better.

Answer to If you had your choice of making love to a beautiful woman or a lifetime with a plain jane which would you choose?

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 08:01:50 -0700

If you had your choice of making love to a beautiful woman or a lifetime with a plain jane which would you choose?

She wouldn't be plain Jane in the bedroom when I'm done.

Answer to How big a part does toast play in your life?

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 07:58:36 -0700

How big a part does toast play in your life?

Maybe one day every week, so it doesn't play a big part in my life right now.

Answer to Auto cad 2010 is running out of system memory what is a solution for this issue

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 07:56:22 -0700

Auto cad 2010 is running out of system memory what is a solution for this issue

Everything that Brian said and if can go into the settings for Autocad and try and locate how much memory is allocated to the application and increase it, I don't know if this is possible, you can do this on some Adobe programs. Or go into the Control Panel>System Properties>Advanced...

Answer to Do you think you could win against Chuck Norris? Why or why not?

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 07:48:22 -0700

Do you think you could win against Chuck Norris? Why or why not?

Chuck Norris once got into a knife fight and the knife lost. So I think my chances of winning against his total awesomeness are less than zero.

Answer to Why is WABOO now "The Apprentice"?

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 10:48:01 -0700

Why is WABOO now "The Apprentice"?

He's now Donald Trump's personal hair stylist. It must be quite a demanding job making sure all those 'rugs' are kept clean are ready to wear for the D man.

Answer to What do you pay less for than all the other mugs?

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 10:45:33 -0700

What do you pay less for than all the other mugs?

A carton of milk. It costs €0.99 (around $1.30) for a 2 liter carton in a store I found late last year. All the other stores charge €1.49 ($1.96). Bread can also be bought much cheaper if you go into some stores late at night as they didn't sell it during normal trading hours.

Answer to I get dizzy and lightheaded whenever i stand up to fast even after ive ate and such, it happens pretty often lately.

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 10:37:52 -0700

I get dizzy and lightheaded whenever i stand up to fast even after ive ate and such, it happens pretty often lately.

Something similar to what you describe has been happening to me recently. Getting up too quickly from a low seat or chair after I've been watching tv for an hour, or when I clean the floor and have to get down really low and then get back up again, is when it happens. I have to stand still for...

Answer to What comes to your mind when I say 'yummy'?

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 13:06:31 -0700

What comes to your mind when I say 'yummy'?

I don't know if you guys have yummy mummies in the US but we have them on this side of the pond. Carol Vorderman. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-bI0w9QCsj8/TRSjblxI0AI/AAAAAAAAYLI/JQTuSUY4azs/s1600/Carol_Vorderman_Photoshoot%2B%25282%2529.jpg

Answer to What keeps you from jumping off a bridge right now?

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 10:41:35 -0700

What keeps you from jumping off a bridge right now?

It's too far to walk to the nearest bridge where I live.

Answer to Whether you're in your 20's, 30's 40's etc., is your life the way you pictured it at this stage? If not how did you imagine your life?

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 10:37:32 -0700

Whether you're in your 20's, 30's 40's etc., is your life the way you pictured it at this stage? If not how did you imagine your life?

This isn't how I imagined it. When I was in my late teens I wanted to become a cop. I then got diabetes and that put an end to being a cop, a fire fighter or joining the military. I still think about how my life would have turned out if I hadwalked into my doctors office two days after Saint...

Answer to Are you friends with Adele?

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 05:44:22 -0700

Are you friends with Adele?

The artist formerly known as ChelseaLee? Well yes I am. The other Adele, no.

Answer to Okay I'm getting ready to go off to work in 35 mins kids what do you say to mama____?

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 05:41:28 -0700

Okay I'm getting ready to go off to work in 35 mins kids what do you say to mama____?

Pick me up some beer, a copy of Hustler magazine and some beef jerky from the 7/11 on your way back.

Answer to Did you play with matches when you were a child?

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 05:35:41 -0700

Did you play with matches when you were a child?

With me it was power tools, an electric arc welder and an oxyacetylene torch, watch that episode of The Simpsons where Bart is using the same tools in the garage and you'll know what I mean, lol.

Answer to What do you say to the person or people who forgot about you?

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 05:31:49 -0700

What do you say to the person or people who forgot about you?

Throughout your life, you will meet and lose people. People who you thought would still be around when you are an adult all of a sudden have disappeared and there is nothing you can do about it, it just happens over time. It depends on how that person 'forgot' about you, they may have had other...

Answer to Do you have "a life"?

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 08:58:39 -0700

Do you have "a life"?

Yes, and if there was 25 hours in a day, I still couldn't get all the things done I need to get done.

Answer to Is it your job to make people feel bad about themselves? If so, who gave you that job?

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 08:50:45 -0700

Is it your job to make people feel bad about themselves? If so, who gave you that job?

No, it's not my job to make people feel bad about themselves. There are plenty of people working for the government who do that every day of the week.

Answer to "Be the bigger person." What is a good comeback to this advice that is respectful?

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 08:47:33 -0700

"Be the bigger person." What is a good comeback to this advice that is respectful?

I was the bigger person last time, let some other chump do it this time.

Answer to How can I make myself look my age?

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 08:44:42 -0700

How can I make myself look my age?

Enjoy it while it lasts, when you're 75 and you have 50 year old guys hitting on you, you will be glad to be 'looking young'.

Answer to Which pet(s) do you have a soft spot for? Why?

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 08:40:18 -0700

Which pet(s) do you have a soft spot for? Why?

1. Tarantula. 2. Piranha Fish. 3. Boa Constrictor. In that order.

Answer to Why am I so bad-ass?

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 08:37:29 -0700

Why am I so bad-ass?

You only think you're bad ass, the parrot in this video could take you any day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3ae4cEVOU4

Answer to How do I get revenge on my ex-girlfriend?

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 08:32:29 -0700

How do I get revenge on my ex-girlfriend?

Grow up and stop being such a cry baby.

Answer to If I show you my "Two Bits",Will you show me yours.Don't forget to bring lots more money with ya,as I'm sure mine were under valued.Hehe

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 08:30:33 -0700

If I show you my "Two Bits",Will you show me yours.Don't forget to bring lots more money with ya,as I'm sure mine were under valued.Hehe

As it is still only March NJ, I wouldn't want your 'two bits' getting cold, LOL.

Answer to What are some cute ways to ask a snowboarder to prom?!

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 05:38:48 -0700

What are some cute ways to ask a snowboarder to prom?!

Dude, wanna go to like the prom with me or somethin on Friday night? Always address surfers, snowboarders and skateboarders by using the word DUDE.

Answer to Which sitcoms do you think are funny? Why?

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 05:34:23 -0700

Which sitcoms do you think are funny? Why?

The Honeymooners, Taxi, Happy Days, when I first watched That 70's Show, I thought it wasn't funny at all. Then I watched it a second time and Red Foreman became a hero of mine and it just seemed to get funny right there and then. Mike and Molly is very funny, especially Mike's mom played by...

Answer to Which stereotypes about your country do you think are funny? Why?

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 05:29:26 -0700

Which stereotypes about your country do you think are funny? Why?

John Wayne and Maureen O' Hara are living in a quaint little white washed stone cottage in the west of Ireland right now. There's a horse drawn cart outside the half door with turf in it to keep the fire going and Jimmy O' Flynn is in the back yard brewing up some fine morning dew/poteen....

Answer to Are screen savers necessary any longer with LCD/LED monitors?

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 13:35:45 -0700

Are screen savers necessary any longer with LCD/LED monitors?

Not these days. They were needed on crt monitors like back in the last century where the image would burn into the screen if it didn't refresh after a set time. Some of my co-workers still use them today and I tell them they are using up too much electricity.

Answer to I feel world weary, I know I will bounce back, but how do you cope in these situations?

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 13:32:31 -0700

I feel world weary, I know I will bounce back, but how do you cope in these situations?

Hang in there Scotslass, we all support you and want you to get back to the way you were. A lot of us are feeling the same right now, including myself. Just focus on the positive and think about all the good and fun times you've had with the people who love and care most about you. Don't...

Answer to Did you know there was Social Media on the internet?

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 13:25:48 -0700

Did you know there was Social Media on the internet?

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE. Parker, I'm not paying you to stand around and yap all day, get out there and get me some pictures.

Answer to The world would be a better place if _______________ ?

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 13:21:51 -0700

The world would be a better place if _______________ ?

the man in the mirror would take a look at himself and make that change.... that could almost be a song, hmmmm, I see Michael Jackson singing it.

Answer to HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY, EVERYBODY! Are you wearing green? Are you Irish? Are you a leprechaun? Are you getting drunk?

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 07:10:22 -0700

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY, EVERYBODY! Are you wearing green? Are you Irish? Are you a leprechaun? Are you getting drunk?

Yes, Happy Saint Patrick's Day to one and all. I'll be handing out gold coins to everyone later on today, just don't tell the leprechaun, LOL.

Answer to There aint no_________________on me ?

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 07:00:55 -0700

There aint no_________________on me ?

double negatives

Answer to Why are fast food restaurants so cold inside?

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 03:44:23 -0700

Why are fast food restaurants so cold inside?

The owner's don't want to pay for heating. Think of Ebenezer Scrooge from A Christmas Carol.

Answer to what is a difference in between laptop and desktop

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 09:56:34 -0700

what is a difference in between laptop and desktop

You can't carry a desktop under your arm.

Answer to If you thought you were going to be hanged, would you have a metal tube inserted into your windpipe to stop the noose from strangling you?

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 09:52:52 -0700

If you thought you were going to be hanged, would you have a metal tube inserted into your windpipe to stop the noose from strangling you?

That wouldn't work. Hanging works by either breaking or dislocating bones in your neck as far as I can remember.

Answer to Is there a way to find out about your PC's boot options other than trying to scan that boot screen that only stays up for 1.5 seconds?

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 09:50:05 -0700

Is there a way to find out about your PC's boot options other than trying to scan that boot screen that only stays up for 1.5 seconds?

I don't know what you mean by boot screen. Are you referring to the screen that appears when the operating system loads and it has 5 or 6 options such as Press ESC for option 1, Press F2 for option 2 or Press F12 for option 3? The screens with the actual boot options stays onscreen until you...

Answer to What are some of the craziest dating deal breakers you've ever heard?

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 09:45:46 -0700

What are some of the craziest dating deal breakers you've ever heard?

She had five o' clock shadow. She wouldn't stop texting/talking on her cell phone. She brought her mother along with her.

Answer to Did you grow up in a home with "The Ten Commandments" posted above your fireplace?

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 09:41:01 -0700

Did you grow up in a home with "The Ten Commandments" posted above your fireplace?

Yes, and the person who posted them above the fireplace is a hypocrite.

Answer to Can you name one absolutely true statement?

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 09:34:36 -0700

Can you name one absolutely true statement?

When it rains, it pours.

Answer to What is the main item in your living/family room?

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 05:34:36 -0700

What is the main item in your living/family room?

I had to move my computer, a desktop into the living room so I guess that would be the main item. Other than the tv and some furniture I can't think of anything else.

Answer to This woman yelled excused me sir in the middle of a crowd just so she could be funny to the person she knew. Is this a problem with America?

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 05:32:24 -0700

This woman yelled excused me sir in the middle of a crowd just so she could be funny to the person she knew. Is this a problem with America?

I don't how that is funny. It just seems like she wanted to draw attention to herself. Maybe she should stick to her day job and leave the comedy to people who know how to do it.

Answer to What's your favorite item of clothing and why?

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 05:29:25 -0700

What's your favorite item of clothing and why?

I bought a blue and grey zip up jacket recently in a store and it is like skin tight. When I put it on it feels like I am wearing a Spiderman costume.

Answer to I'm so tough that ________________________

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 05:26:19 -0700

I'm so tough that ________________________

all the hoodlums in my neighborhood go running off cryin to their momma when I walk down the street.

Answer to Is there anyway to fix my laptop without sending it back to get it fixed?

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:59:16 -0700

Is there anyway to fix my laptop without sending it back to get it fixed?

If the screen is busted, you need a replacement and you will have to get the store to do it for you or they may have to 'send it away' to get fixed.

Answer to Haven't I seen your face somewhere else before?

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:31:30 -0700

Haven't I seen your face somewhere else before?

You're correct, I've been employee of the month at Dill's Gator Bait Shop, three months in a row. That's me up on that their wall picture. Y'all come back now.

Answer to For me...my Personal Computer______________

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:27:58 -0700

For me...my Personal Computer______________

Has probably given me carpel tunnel syndrome in my right hand, thank you Hewlett Packard.

Answer to what were the peddlers called that went from farm to farm selling housewares and clothing during the mid to late 1800's?

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:18:04 -0700

what were the peddlers called that went from farm to farm selling housewares and clothing during the mid to late 1800's?

Tin men? Jehovahs Witnesses? QVC presenters?

Answer to Have you watched any films that have Bigfoot?

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:16:45 -0700

Have you watched any films that have Bigfoot?

The film with Red Foreman in it. It's called I'm gonna put my BIGFOOT in Eric's ass.

Answer to How difficult can you be, should you want/ or need to be? scale of 1-10( 10 = extremely difficult)

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:11:57 -0700

How difficult can you be, should you want/ or need to be? scale of 1-10( 10 = extremely difficult)

I'm easy going with most people but I can be difficult with some people. Usually people who have artificial authority and who like to throw their weight around. I would say I am a 8.

Answer to Tina Fey: Funny or not?

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:08:57 -0700

Tina Fey: Funny or not?

I do find her funny in a quirky sense and for some strange reason I want to jump into bed with her... I have no idea why.

Answer to I dont see my friends much now I am in a 3 year relationship, I see them now and again for parties but none of them come see me

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:06:01 -0700

I dont see my friends much now I am in a 3 year relationship, I see them now and again for parties but none of them come see me

You have to find out why your partner doesn't like your best friend. Is the best friend someone you've been in a relationship with before you met your partner? That sucks about your 'friends' not coming to see you, again is it because of the person you are in a relationship with now that they...

Answer to What do you think when you ask someone if they want tea or coffee, and they say "yes please"?

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:01:58 -0700

What do you think when you ask someone if they want tea or coffee, and they say "yes please"?

I think they haven't heard me correctly or they want both. Better go make both and let them make up their own mind when I bring both back to them.

Answer to I have been dating my highschool sweethart 2.5 yrs after both of us divorced.. both 62 Won't let me sleep her house overnight. Why?

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 11:59:03 -0700

I have been dating my highschool sweethart 2.5 yrs after both of us divorced.. both 62 Won't let me sleep her house overnight. Why?

Maybe she just cannot get intimate with you in the same bed she was intimate with her ex husband for whatever number of years she was married. Only she will know the reason why it is difficult to second guess why some people do stuff.

Answer to Hanging out with a guy at my place to watch a movie.

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 05:26:11 -0700

Hanging out with a guy at my place to watch a movie.

If you're both adults you can do what you like. Why is being a virgin and not being a virgin such a big deal to you?

Answer to Would you be willing to be my roommate? Why or why not?

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 05:22:20 -0700

Would you be willing to be my roommate? Why or why not?

Are you tidy? Do you like playing loud music after midnight? Do you pay your way in life?

Answer to Are you a hugger, handshaker or don't touch me type?

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 05:19:51 -0700

Are you a hugger, handshaker or don't touch me type?

It depends. I don't go round hugging my female boss every day, I keep that to shaking hands, it's different for family and friends. So it just depends on the person and my relationship with them. I don't think you can just be one thing all the time with everyone.

Answer to exactly how weak IS fuck?

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 05:16:45 -0700

exactly how weak IS fuck?

Compared the the C word it is weak.

Answer to Why does my cat follow me out of the house, about 30m up the road, running in front of me and standing on the wall every 5m to meow?

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 05:14:16 -0700

Why does my cat follow me out of the house, about 30m up the road, running in front of me and standing on the wall every 5m to meow?

Your cat sees you as the leader of the pack. You're the big cheese, numero uno, cat number 1 and he/she might also think you are on your way out to hunt for food, just like a cat.

Answer to What's the difference between me and you?

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 05:11:29 -0700

What's the difference between me and you?

A dog named Boo?

Answer to If I were tickled pink would you pay for my doctor visit?

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 05:07:29 -0700

If I were tickled pink would you pay for my doctor visit?

Being tickled pink is not a serious medical complaint compared to being tickled and turning green.

Answer to OMG is that the time?

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 05:05:44 -0700

OMG is that the time?

Yes, it will soon be lunchtime where I live.

Answer to Is it wrong to call a spade a spade?

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 13:13:14 -0700

Is it wrong to call a spade a spade?

Yes, it's wrong to call it a spade. It has to be referred to as a manually operated earth moving device, lol.

Answer to Have we on AB built up like / care for each other?

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 13:09:27 -0700

Have we on AB built up like / care for each other?

Yes I think so, but having been on here for nearly 3 years, I would caution against it. There were a number of con artists on here in the past and they left some people devastated by the way they behaved. Pretending that you are dying from a terminal illness and other such bad behavior makes...

Answer to I've got two artists staying at my house. One is a pavement artist, the other is a ____ artist?

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 13:02:45 -0700

I've got two artists staying at my house. One is a pavement artist, the other is a ____ artist?

Mime.