In the tv show Family Guy, Brian Griffin drives a Prius. If I drive a Prius will I be cool just like him and be able to throw anecdotes
on March 28th, 2012 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Why is there so much white smoke coming from your car? Are you electing a new pope?
on March 28th, 2012 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Who was the greatest American hero?
on March 28th, 2012 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

Would you please stop rolling on the floor laughing your ass off, and get back to work?
on March 28th, 2012 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

If the government ran your household the way they run the country you would now be __________?
on March 28th, 2012 | 11 answers | 2 people like this

Do store staff/security follow you around every time you go into a store?
on March 27th, 2012 | 9 answers | 3 people like this

You're walking down the street and you hear a cop car siren, do you stop and look round or do you start running?
on March 27th, 2012 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Will Madonna still be bumping and grinding it when she is 75?
on March 27th, 2012 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Do you always stop for tea or coffee every morning around 10.30 am regardless of what you are doing?
on March 27th, 2012 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

In what year did you last stop using a house phone/landline?
on March 27th, 2012 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

If I looked up in the dictionary, what word would I find you next to?
on March 27th, 2012 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

How many chickens are used in the manufacture of chicken soup?
on March 25th, 2012 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

No siree Bob. Who did we say no siree to before Bob was born?
on March 25th, 2012 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever worn a string vest?
on March 24th, 2012 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Have you seen the recession generation yet? New mom's and dad's pushing junior along in a buggy or cart at the mall, they're everywhere.
on March 24th, 2012 | One answer | 1 person likes this

What hand signal(s) have you used this past week?
on March 24th, 2012 | 2 answers

Would the person who owns the blue Toyota Prius please move it, as it is blocking the entrance to Dill's Gator Bait Store. Thank you.
on March 24th, 2012 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

How many ants does it take to set up a bagel shop?
on March 23rd, 2012 | One answer | 2 people like this

What type of ant is a pregn ant?
on March 23rd, 2012 | One answer | 3 people like this

I still see people driving along while holding a cell phone to their ear and talking. Is there nothing left to do other than taking
on March 23rd, 2012 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Is there such a phrase in the US as Rip Off America? It conveys a feeling of being screwed every time you buy something.
on March 23rd, 2012 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Could Chuck Wood chuck wood faster than a wood chuck could if the wood chuck could chuck wood while driving a DeLorean at 88mph?
on March 23rd, 2012 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Awww it is him, or autism. Which one would you rather have?
on March 22nd, 2012 | One answer | 1 person likes this

I want to combine a fork, spoon, knife and chop sticks all together to make an all in one eating utensil. But what do I call it?
on March 22nd, 2012 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Talk is cheap. Is yours on sale in the 99c basket at the exit door at Wal-Mart?
on March 21st, 2012 | One answer | 2 people like this

Cleaner required. Experience essential. What experience?
on March 21st, 2012 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

The Magnificent Seven. Heroes or anti-heroes?
on March 21st, 2012 | One answer | 2 people like this

When you see or hear the word BONUS, what is your first reaction?
on March 21st, 2012 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Other than a fork and knife, what other 'implements' have you used to eat food with?
on March 21st, 2012 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

What are your nominations for the greatest movie ever made?
on March 19th, 2012 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Michael Jackson dies in his bedroom, Whitney Houston dies in a bathroom, Elvis dies in a bathroom. Should we stop using these rooms?
on March 19th, 2012 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Does the doctor or nurse find it easy or really difficult to locate a vein in your arm?
on March 19th, 2012 | 11 answers | 8 people like this

Are you still looking for Miss Right or Mister Right? Would you settle for Miss Gotta Pulse or Mister Gotta Pulse right now?
on March 19th, 2012 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Would you ever 'rat' on a family member?
on March 19th, 2012 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

Have you replaced the battery in your smoke alarm recently?
on March 19th, 2012 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

When you buy a new cell phone, do you let cell phone store guy/gal sell you insurance or do you refuse politely?
on March 19th, 2012 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

If the North Korean government was hiring tomorrow, would you have the right qualifications and experience to become a Politburo member?
on March 18th, 2012 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Do you own or have you ever owned an abacus?
on March 18th, 2012 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Are you allergic to life?
on March 17th, 2012 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Space... the final frontier, to boldly go where no man has _______ before?
on March 17th, 2012 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Hi, my name's Peter Griffin, Lois says I'm retarded. I know I do goofy stuff with the guys and I wanna stop, but where do I go for help?
on March 17th, 2012 | One answer | 1 person likes this

If there was a lookalike competition for you, would you win it or would you come in second?
on March 17th, 2012 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Will you be on the dance floor this weekend, working it?
on March 16th, 2012 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

When someone stops you in the street and asks you, 'what's the crack', how do you respond?
on March 16th, 2012 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Pants/trousers made from paper. Would you wear them?
on March 16th, 2012 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Other than your tv, what other devices does your 'tv remote' control?
on March 16th, 2012 | One answer

Super sweet 16 or spoiled brat who needs to spend 30 days working on a chain gang breaking rocks, saying yes boss, no boss?
on March 16th, 2012 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Is the wi-fi reception good where you live or work?
on March 15th, 2012 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

When did you last donate blood? What blood group are you?
on March 15th, 2012 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you wish it was yesterday again?
on March 15th, 2012 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

So Judge Judy is giving grammar lessons to people in her court, is she being helpful or just an interfering old bag who needs to
on March 15th, 2012 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Would you make a good relationship counselor or would you tell everyone to just suck it up and stop complaining?
on March 15th, 2012 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Have you visited a diner or a deli today or are you planning on visiting either?
on March 15th, 2012 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Ladies, does they color pink play a big part in your life? If it does, why is that?
on March 15th, 2012 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever seen anyone turn green with envy?
on March 15th, 2012 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Have you ever woken up kranky for no reason?
on March 14th, 2012 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Do you have a fear of frying?
on March 14th, 2012 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

If I stick my head in the microwave, set it to max power and hit the on button and if a fly sneaks in, while the door is still open,
on March 14th, 2012 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

Are your bags packed, are you ready to go, is the engine running?
on March 13th, 2012 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Do you or can you read a book comfortably when traveling on a long journey by bus? I cannot do that.
on March 13th, 2012 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Do you or have you ever owned an 'all in one'?
on March 13th, 2012 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Where is the Specific Ocean located? I've looked for it on Google maps but can't find it, did they miss it?
on March 12th, 2012 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

Could you best be described as being a handful?
on March 11th, 2012 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

How many times have you 'been round the block'?
on March 11th, 2012 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Do you miss the old neighborhood?
on March 11th, 2012 | 10 answers | 6 people like this

Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) once said, if salami smelled any better, he'd wear it (spray it on himself). What food would you wear?
on March 10th, 2012 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Have you hit the nail on the head yet?
on March 10th, 2012 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Do I need to go to college and get a degree before I can go selling ipad's door to door? What if someone asks me a 'techie' question?
on March 9th, 2012 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Have you started an iPad collection yet? iPad, iPad 2, now iPad 3, how many do you need for a collection?
on March 8th, 2012 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Ladies, is it always advisable for the guy you have just started to date to take it slowly?
on March 8th, 2012 | 4 answers

Do you hate that awkward silence when you first go on a date with someone?
on March 7th, 2012 | 5 answers

Ads popping up by Google, questions greyed out and hidden what is happening to this site?
on March 7th, 2012 | One answer

When you're dating, how much baggage is too much? One ex bf-gf/two ex bf's-gf's/one ex husband-wife/two ex husbands-wives still around.
on March 7th, 2012 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Who are John Doe and Jane Doe? Where they real people at one time or are they just made up names by mortuary technicians high on pot?
on March 7th, 2012 | One answer

Is there a room in your house or apartment where 'the magic happens'?
on March 7th, 2012 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

The tv show The Middle, is that just Malcolm In The Middle minus Malcolm?
on March 6th, 2012 | One answer

Is it possible to make a rom-com movie without Jennifer Aniston?
on March 6th, 2012 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

What is your home diy solution to a computer that just refuses to work?
on March 6th, 2012 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

When did you last defragment your brain?
on March 4th, 2012 | 7 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you have a family member, friend or co-worker who is always hitting you up for $20 or $50 until he or she 'gets paid' on Thursday?
on March 3rd, 2012 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Hey, here's one for you. Where do the steps disappear to on an escalator?
on March 3rd, 2012 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you have a therapy session scheduled for Answerbag on Monday?
on March 3rd, 2012 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

If you could choose a jury of your peers, who or what would they be?
on March 3rd, 2012 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Have you ever lived in the back of beyond or the middle of nowhere?
on March 2nd, 2012 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

If I take cousin Wilbur to a strip joint on Saturday night, he's 70 and has never been, will you take him to church on Sunday?
on March 2nd, 2012 | 2 answers

Do you part your hair on the left or the right?
on March 2nd, 2012 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

How long will it be before you start talking Chinese?
on March 2nd, 2012 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Cassius Clay/Mohammad Ali once said, I'm so mean, I can make medicine sick. How mean are you?
on March 2nd, 2012 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Is it yourself? How can you be 100 per cent certain that you are not a figment of your own imagination?
on February 27th, 2012 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

What color is the sky in your mind?
on February 26th, 2012 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

Something you wouldn't want the cops finding in the trunk/boot of your car?
on February 24th, 2012 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Something you use to stick pictures on your wall?
on February 24th, 2012 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Something you'd find in a tool shed?
on February 24th, 2012 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

How many cartons of milk/orange juice do you go through in a week?
on February 24th, 2012 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

How many stick insects have you seen running or jogging around your neighborhood today?
on February 24th, 2012 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Do you always cross the street at the traffic lights?
on February 24th, 2012 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

Is Everybody Hates Chris the African American version of The Simpson's?
on February 24th, 2012 | One answer

Have you ever flown TWA (Totally Wasted Airlines)? How wasted were you when you arrived at your destination?
on February 23rd, 2012 | One answer

Who doesn't 'get' you?
on February 23rd, 2012 | 5 answers

Have you ever woken up naked in a dumpster behind a grocery store in another State and not remembered how you got there?
on February 23rd, 2012 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

Why did it take till near the end of the movie The Sixth Sense for Bruce Willis to find out he was dead?
on February 23rd, 2012 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Funny caption please? http://www.offensiveparking.com/wp-content/gallery/create-a-caption/roof_parking2.jpg
on February 23rd, 2012 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

If you didn't have a DeLorean, what else could you use to get you back to 1985?
on February 23rd, 2012 | One answer

Have you ever used colorful language?
on February 23rd, 2012 | 8 answers | 2 people like this

Do you take your worklife home with you at 5pm? Do you take your homelife with you to work?
on February 23rd, 2012 | One answer | 1 person likes this

As a teenager, did you have a laugh that you couldn't stop when you got embarrassed by something? Did your face go bright red aswell?
on February 22nd, 2012 | 2 answers

Is theater always spelled that way, from the East Coast to the West Coast, or have you ever seen it spelled theatre? Where in the US?
on February 22nd, 2012 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Did you hang around in a gang at high school? What was it called?
on February 22nd, 2012 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

If you wear shoes with laces, what do you do when you get a knot in your laces? How do you unknot the knot?
on February 21st, 2012 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Did you have any 'blonde moments' last week?
on February 20th, 2012 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

No shirt, no shoes, no service. Does this apply to Wal-Mart?
on February 20th, 2012 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Why is Wal-Mart called Wally World?
on February 20th, 2012 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever microwaved your underpants?
on February 19th, 2012 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs _______?
on February 19th, 2012 | 12 answers | 4 people like this

Will you be having a drop or two of the quare stuff this weekend?
on February 18th, 2012 | One answer

What is plain sailing for you?
on February 18th, 2012 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

When did you last draw a blank?
on February 18th, 2012 | 10 answers | 6 people like this

Are you 'on the clock' today?
on February 18th, 2012 | 9 answers | 3 people like this

When did you last play with your food? Did you chase the peas round your plate with your fork?
on February 17th, 2012 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

What ring tone do you have on your cell phone/mobile phone now?
on February 17th, 2012 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

Do you still get snail mail? Do you look forward to opening it or do you dread it?
on February 17th, 2012 | 2 answers

Has the knob come loose on your stick shift yet because you can't stop playing with it?
on February 17th, 2012 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ticked all the boxes, dotted all the i's and crossed all the t's today?
on February 17th, 2012 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Does everything happen for a reason or is it just a case of sh*t happens and you just gotta suck it up and move on?
on February 17th, 2012 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

How long will it be before someone sees Whitney Houston working as a janitor/caretaker in a shopping mall?
on February 17th, 2012 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Did you remember to turn off your stove this morning before leaving and going to work?
on February 16th, 2012 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever attended the Oprah? Who is your favorite Oprah singer?
on February 16th, 2012 | 4 answers

Has your cat been passing on information to the police? I know there's a snitch on here and I'm gonna find out who it is!
on February 16th, 2012 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Do you have fridge magnets? Are they cartoon characters, letters, numbers or something else?
on February 16th, 2012 | 11 answers | 4 people like this

If you 'die a little' every time you have sex, won't dying be very pleasant (unless you're doing it wrong, lol)?
on February 15th, 2012 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Would you like your neighborhood to be declared a separate state tomorrow? What would you and your neighbor's call this new state?
on February 15th, 2012 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Are your fingers sore today from opening all the Valentines Day cards you got yesterday?
on February 15th, 2012 | 8 answers | 3 people like this

If you could be an ice cream flavor, what flavor would you be?
on February 15th, 2012 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever used a metal coat hanger to unblock your toilet?
on February 14th, 2012 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

When you were growing up, you wanted to be a? Why did you want to be the first letter of the alphabet?
on February 14th, 2012 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Do high schools still have 'breakfast clubs' on a Saturday morning?
on February 12th, 2012 | One answer

Are chocolate Kimberley biscuits on sale in the US? I ate one about a week ago and it had a strange affect on me. Do you remember the
on February 12th, 2012 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Was Snoopy male or female?
on February 12th, 2012 | 8 answers | 1 person likes this

Will tomorrow be another Manic Monday for you? Will you be wishing it was still Sunday while you're in the middle of a dream at 6am?
on February 12th, 2012 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Has your downstairs neighbor ever told you to 'KEEP IT QUIET UP THERE OR I'M CALLING THE SUPER'? What was your reply?
on February 11th, 2012 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Will you still be showing off your tattoos to everyone when you're 90?
on February 11th, 2012 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Dance, dance till your _______ falls off?
on February 11th, 2012 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

If you are lucky enough to have a job right now, are there any cliques at your workplace and what is your opinion of the people in them?
on February 11th, 2012 | 2 answers

What have you been bluffing your way through recently?
on February 11th, 2012 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

How do you say TOTALLY EXCELLENT in French?
on February 10th, 2012 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

What is the first word that you think of when you see the word HOLE?
on February 9th, 2012 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you have the hands of a surgeon, a piano player or a serial killer?
on February 9th, 2012 | 7 answers | 1 person likes this

If you drive, do you sit right back in the seat, do you have the seat moved forward or are you right up beside the steering wheel?
on February 9th, 2012 | 2 answers

Have you ever had a dream where you were dreaming, you then woke up in that dream and told your other self to wake up and stop dreaming?
on February 9th, 2012 | One answer | 1 person likes this

It's the morning of your senior prom night; what are your memories of that day and night?
on February 8th, 2012 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

At what age did you realize you were a heartbreaker?
on February 8th, 2012 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

In what year did you first start playing Solitaire on your computer?
on February 6th, 2012 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

If the van's a rockin', then don't come a knockin'. Why would the van be rockin'?
on February 5th, 2012 | 3 answers

Did you ever phone your school principal and pretend to be your mom or dad and say your son/daughter is sick today and can't attend?
on February 5th, 2012 | 3 answers

I cannot believe it's not butter. If it's not butter, then what is it?
on January 31st, 2012 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

Where have you been given a life time ban from?
on January 27th, 2012 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

When did you last nail your colors to the mast?
on January 27th, 2012 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Do American baseball or football coaches chew gum as much as Sir Alex Ferguson does? Have you ever seen anyone chew so much gum?
on January 23rd, 2012 | One answer | 1 person likes this

How do you cure hypocrisy in the Republican Party? We hate gays, we hate single mothers, we hate home wreckers, we hate blacks, we hate
on January 23rd, 2012 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Die hard windbags or gray, boring, one dimensional old Republican farts, ma daddy left me all this muney see...same thing...right?
on January 22nd, 2012 | 7 answers | 1 person likes this

How many die hard Republican's does it take to change a lightbulb if the lightbulb is located in The Cayman Islands?
on January 22nd, 2012 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Whatever happened to Spanky?
on January 20th, 2012 | 2 answers

You can run but you cannot _________ when your ________ isn't working?
on January 20th, 2012 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Ever been involved in a get rich quick scheme? How did it work out, did you get rich or did it backfire on you?
on January 20th, 2012 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

We've all seen the movie The Hudsucker Proxy but where would you like to work as a proxy? Wal-Mart, McDonalds, UPS, the DMV?
on January 20th, 2012 | One answer

Just heard that Mitt Romney has an offshore bank account. What's he got to hide? Not paying his fair dues is he? And not a single female
on January 20th, 2012 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Is your office or home open plan?
on January 20th, 2012 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

I'm so tight fisted, I can make Scrooge look like ___________?
on January 20th, 2012 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

What will be your parting shot when you leave this life?
on January 19th, 2012 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Good afternoon friend, I would like to talk to you about religion. How do you react when you hear someone say those words?
on January 19th, 2012 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

Sometimes when I've been sitting on the toilet for a long time, I get a Vulcan Mind Melt, do you ever get one?
on January 19th, 2012 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Cough loudly three times while I hold your ________? Do you feel better now?
on January 19th, 2012 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Who will you be unwrapping on Saint Valentine's Day?
on January 19th, 2012 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Two doors or four doors?
on January 18th, 2012 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Do you say a prayer every time a snowflake dies (melts)?
on January 18th, 2012 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

After you have squeezed every last drop of toothpaste out of the tube, do you then cut the tube open just to make sure there's none left?
on January 18th, 2012 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

What is your alter ego doing right now?
on January 18th, 2012 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Will you be purchasing a new aluminum foil hat for Spring/Summer this year?
on January 17th, 2012 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Where you kicked in the head by a mule the day you were born?
on January 17th, 2012 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

What happens when love comes to town?
on January 17th, 2012 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

What is a manually operated attitude adjustment device?
on January 17th, 2012 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Does every one know you 'have it' when you walk along the street?
on January 16th, 2012 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

What night was tv night for you and your family when you were growing up?
on January 15th, 2012 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Stu B, Possum and der Bingle what is up with you guys lately? Coming on here pissing every one off with your smart mouth replies? Let's
on January 15th, 2012 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

What is the most retarded thing you've ever done in your life?
on January 15th, 2012 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

Monkey see, monkey do, monkey ________?
on January 15th, 2012 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Why are the words xylophone and Xander pronounced zylophone and Zander and why is zoo not spelled xoo?
on January 15th, 2012 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Are you totally clueless when it comes to...
on January 14th, 2012 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Can you perform a magic trick that is so awesome it will blow every one in the audience?
on January 14th, 2012 | 8 answers | 3 people like this

When you were growing up, did you insert any objects up one or both of your nostrils? Did you have to go to the emergency room?
on January 14th, 2012 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

If children are called kids, why do we not have other words for parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins etc?
on January 13th, 2012 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

How much water does it take to fill a car pool?
on January 13th, 2012 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Are there more words or numbers in existence? We know about infinity as far as numbers go, but what about words?
on January 13th, 2012 | 5 answers

Whatever happened to your kinky boots?
on January 12th, 2012 | 10 answers | 6 people like this

Have you ever slept in a bathtub?
on January 12th, 2012 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Do you 'dress' younger or older than your age? Do your clothes say old man, old lady or young woman, young man?
on January 12th, 2012 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

Like how blonde do you need to be to like open a light bulb factory or something?
on January 12th, 2012 | 3 answers

Pssst, hey you, yeah you buddy, c'mere. Wanna see what's in this bag? Now reach in and pull out the __________?
on January 12th, 2012 | 3 answers

Are you wearing that shirt for a bet?
on January 12th, 2012 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

If the cracks in the sidewalks/pavements, why do drug addicts still go to dealers?
on January 12th, 2012 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

I answered the question, Ever Play The Butt Game and is deleted and then I ask a question about Dick Cheney and it gets to stay. How come?
on January 12th, 2012 | One answer | 1 person likes this

What happened to the dawn pesky skwewy wabbit?
on January 12th, 2012 | 2 answers

What if Dick Cheney was one of us, a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home after he'd __________?
on January 11th, 2012 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

What is that strange glowing object you are holding in your hand?
on January 11th, 2012 | 8 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever been given a paycheck made from rubber?
on January 11th, 2012 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Which one of these movies is your favorite? The Muppets Take Methadone, Mighty Morphine Power Rangers and Citizen Lidocaine.
on January 11th, 2012 | One answer

Knock, knock. Who's there? Miss. Miss who? Miss_____________?
on January 10th, 2012 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

If you have to get up during the night to go to the bathroom, do you find it easy or difficult to get back to sleep again?
on January 10th, 2012 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

Where will you be hiding the Easter eggs this year?
on January 10th, 2012 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

We are so there dude. Where is 'there'?
on January 10th, 2012 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

Should Doctor Doolittle marry Doctor Dooalot? And should Doctor Watson marry Doctor Notalot?
on January 10th, 2012 | 2 answers

Do slave labor jobs still exist in the US? Have you ever worked for a slave labor employer?
on January 8th, 2012 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

If a Dollar Store opened next to you, would you open a Ninety Nine Cents Store next to it?
on January 8th, 2012 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Name a sport (real or made up) that you would kick ass in?
on January 8th, 2012 | 10 answers | 6 people like this

Do you get breakfast every morning before you leave home or is that cup of coffee and donut/bagel/croissant you get at work, breakfast?
on January 8th, 2012 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

What does the car/truck you own say about the type of person you are?
on January 8th, 2012 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever spent a rainy night in Georgia?
on January 8th, 2012 | 7 answers | 1 person likes this

Did I leave my false teeth on your nightstand when I last stayed over? I really need them back asap as eating through a straw sucks.
on January 8th, 2012 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever been saved from a fate worse than death? Who did the saving and how do you know it was worse than death?
on January 8th, 2012 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Do you always place your cards on the table or do you always play them close to your chest?
on January 7th, 2012 | One answer | 2 people like this

I got a free set of _______ after I had my breasts enlarged?
on January 7th, 2012 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

Did you have to lower your expectations in 2011? What about 2012, will they be underwater or high in the sky?
on January 7th, 2012 | no answers | 1 person likes this

If you were a hobo riding the railroad tracks, what part of the country would you like to travel to?
on January 7th, 2012 | 2 answers

Mickey or Minnie Mouse. Who wears the pants in that relationship?
on January 7th, 2012 | One answer

Do any of your co-workers have split personalities? They behave all friendly and talkative in your company at work but when you meet
on January 7th, 2012 | One answer

Are you going on a date tonight? If yes, where and who ya taking?
on January 7th, 2012 | One answer

I've just seen ice skates on sale for 20 bucks. Are they cheap skates?
on January 6th, 2012 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Would WE'LL HUMP IT be a good name for a removal company?
on January 6th, 2012 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you wish you had eyes in the back of your head? Is there someone in your life right now you need 'to watch'?
on January 6th, 2012 | 2 answers

If you are lucky enough to have a job right now, what day of the week do you get paid/receive your paycheck?
on January 6th, 2012 | 10 answers | 7 people like this

Just out of curiosity, would you have tapped Miss Piggy from The Muppet Show?
on January 6th, 2012 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Bigfoot buys his clothing at the tall and ________ store?
on January 5th, 2012 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Could you make a good living from being a Hugo Chavez lookalike?
on January 5th, 2012 | One answer

When did you last sing an Elvis song while taking a bath or shower?
on January 5th, 2012 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Will you be sending Kim Jong Un a Valentine's Day card in February?
on January 5th, 2012 | 3 answers

You've just been hired as a store greeter. What would you say to customers as they come into the store?
on January 5th, 2012 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Bubble wrap or cotton wool, which one were you wrapped up in when you were growing up? How do you deal with taking hard knocks now?
on January 5th, 2012 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

Barber college or clown college?
on January 4th, 2012 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Will you be eating flan, tofu or humus this month?
on January 4th, 2012 | 10 answers | 3 people like this

If liars didn't wear pants, what else would catch on fire?
on January 4th, 2012 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

What you got in there that's good to eat?
on January 4th, 2012 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

What rhyme rhymes with rhymes?
on January 4th, 2012 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you miss Windows XP or Windows Vista the most?
on January 4th, 2012 | 9 answers | 2 people like this

When is sexy time for you? Is being once an hour, once a day, once a week, once in lifetime. How much boom boom for you to get?
on January 3rd, 2012 | One answer

You've just heard that someone you went to highschool with has died. It's 25 years since you last heard his/her name. How do you react?
on January 3rd, 2012 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Why do you have a fire hydrant in the middle of your living room?
on January 2nd, 2012 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

Why are there only 99 bottles of beer on the bus?
on January 2nd, 2012 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

February has 29 days this year ladies, so will you be getting down on one knee and proposing to your boyfriend, partner or s/o?
on January 2nd, 2012 | 2 answers

To everyone in the US, do you guys have QUANGOS?
on January 2nd, 2012 | One answer

Can I interest you in some magic beans?
on January 2nd, 2012 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

Han Solo, Napoleon Solo, Napoleon Bonaparte or Napoleon Dynamite. Who would you take on a road trip with you?
on January 2nd, 2012 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

Name your favorite dictator?
on January 1st, 2012 | 8 answers | 2 people like this

Now that 2012 has officially started, what are your plans for Saint Valentines Day?
on December 31st, 2011 | 2 answers

Is Andy Dick really Andy Dick's real name?
on December 31st, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

How do you make heads roll? I always hear people say, heads will roll after this, but have yet to see any actual heads do that.
on December 31st, 2011 | 3 answers

How many loonies can you fit into a clown car?
on December 31st, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you tend to act your age or your shoe size?
on December 31st, 2011 | 8 answers | 3 people like this

What happened to Michael Moore? He hasn't been seen or heard from in quite a long time, any ideas?
on December 31st, 2011 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

Shall we appoint Kim Yong Un as supreme commander of The Loony Party on here?
on December 31st, 2011 | 3 answers

Will the world end in 2012 when this LOONY virus takes control? I see it has started on here already.
on December 30th, 2011 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

What are the tell tale signs when one becomes a zombie?
on December 29th, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Should you really have bought your mother in law a boa constrictor as a Christmas gift? Would a teapot not have been better?
on December 29th, 2011 | 8 answers | 3 people like this

Where you nervous about asking your future father in law for his daughter's hand in marriage?
on December 29th, 2011 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

How long does it take you to 'feel at home'?
on December 29th, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

This weekend, I dare you to go into a bar and ask the person serving behind the bar for a hand shandy. Would you do it?
on December 29th, 2011 | 2 answers

If it's going to be a long long time before touchdown brings you round again to find, you're not half the man you are at home, will you
on December 28th, 2011 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Mister Sulu, why, is, warp factor five, not, working? Ooooohhh Captain, it's not working because ___________ earlier today?
on December 28th, 2011 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Do you feel like taking a nap right now?
on December 28th, 2011 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

If your _______ wasn't attached to your body, would you leave home without it everyday?
on December 28th, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Does bad luck always come in three's for you?
on December 28th, 2011 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Do you wear 'granny knickers'?
on December 28th, 2011 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Who got the Christmas sweater this year as a gift?
on December 27th, 2011 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Who starred in the movie, The Curious Case of Benjamin Shutin?
on December 27th, 2011 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Did you coast through 2011 with no problems?
on December 24th, 2011 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

Should I wear my jacket on or jacket off?
on December 24th, 2011 | 9 answers | 5 people like this

At what age did PARENT become PAY-RENT to for you?
on December 23rd, 2011 | 4 answers

Om, nom, nom, nom, nom. Om, nom, nom, nom, nom. Who's hiding in your closet eating all your cookies?
on December 23rd, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Would you take a dive in the fifth round if the money was right?
on December 23rd, 2011 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Will OJ, Ashlee and Jessica finally get an invitation to visit their other siblings in Springfield this Christmas?
on December 23rd, 2011 | One answer | 1 person likes this

On what date do you have to return your Santa suit and beard to the store? Will your girlfriend/wife/SO let you?
on December 23rd, 2011 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Are you really lost when you are 'lost'? If you look up and see a sign with the street name on it, are you still lost or not?
on December 23rd, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Happy as a/an _________ in _________?
on December 23rd, 2011 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

How long did the 'honeymoon' period last for you?
on December 22nd, 2011 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

Remind me again, who climbed to the top of The Empire State Building holding the tiny lady, was it King Kong or Kim Jong?
on December 22nd, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

S**t happens when you party naked. How much s**t happened when you last partied naked?
on December 22nd, 2011 | 2 answers

Dude, where's my ipad?
on December 22nd, 2011 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Would you let a chump live with you?
on December 21st, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Every shortcut you've taken in life, have you had to pay it/them back yet? Was it worth it or was the price too high?
on December 21st, 2011 | One answer

Am I expecting too much from people who come into my life and should I start lowering my expectations from now on?
on December 21st, 2011 | 3 answers

How many Christmas movies have you had to endure this month because your s/o wanted to watch them?
on December 21st, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

What is the one thing in life you don't lose any sleep over?
on December 21st, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you find more people talking to you at the checkout in your grocery store now than at any other time of the year?
on December 21st, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever had Klingon's on your starboard bow? What did you use to get rid of them?
on December 21st, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Busted! Now what do you do?
on December 21st, 2011 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Do you own or have you ever worn a high viz vest?
on December 21st, 2011 | 2 answers

What is your 'innie'? Nothing to do with belly buttons but rather what is your opening line, your chat up line, your ice breaker?
on December 21st, 2011 | 2 answers

Before you got a cell phone what did you hold up to your ear and walk around with looking like you were some hotshot business executive?
on December 21st, 2011 | 3 answers

The last time you told someone you had a medical condition, what was their reaction? Good or bad or I wish you hadn't told me that?
on December 21st, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Have you ever been handcuffed by anyone other than a police officer? Did she free you the following morning?
on December 20th, 2011 | 2 answers

This Christmas I will leave out a glass of milk, 2 cookies and a _____ for Santa as I don't want all the uptight rich people going without.
on December 20th, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you have a goatee beard or did you have one in the past? Did/does everyone think you were/are in a band?
on December 20th, 2011 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Have you ever practiced knife throwing while blind folded? If yes, who did you throw the knives at?
on December 19th, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Influenza and out flew _______? Phil N. Dablank.
on December 18th, 2011 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever got lost in the lingerie section of a department store?
on December 18th, 2011 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

I so want this for Christmas, where can I buy one?
on December 18th, 2011 | 3 answers

Will you be driving home/flying home/taking the train/the bus or using some other form of transport this Christmas?
on December 18th, 2011 | One answer

Is the Internet a time machine? If I don't use the Internet, time goes by really slowly, the moment I log on here, 2 hours passes va-voom!
on December 17th, 2011 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

We all know what TOYS FOR BOYS are, but what are TOYS FOR LADIES? Ladies, care to tell us what's on your list?
on December 17th, 2011 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

Will you be putting a big smile on someone's face this Christmas Day morning?
on December 17th, 2011 | 3 answers

Cop a ______?
on December 16th, 2011 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

On the day you die, how will you ensure that your relatives don't take all your possessions? Who will stop them?
on December 16th, 2011 | 17 answers | 7 people like this

How would little orphan Annie survive in these recessionary times? Would she sing and dance to make ends meet or ask The Federal Reserve
on December 16th, 2011 | 2 answers

Has anyone told you, you snore really loudly when you sleep?
on December 16th, 2011 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Are you the quiet member of your family or are you the real live wire?
on December 16th, 2011 | 13 answers | 7 people like this

Are you feeling awfully freaky or freakin awful today?
on December 16th, 2011 | 3 answers

I want to buy Chuck Norris a Christmas gift but I cannot decide on what to get him. Can you help me?
on December 15th, 2011 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

The first time you used a revolving door in a building, did it take you long to figure out how it worked?
on December 15th, 2011 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

If you could send someone a piece of coal this Christmas, who would it be and why?
on December 15th, 2011 | 4 answers

Have you secretly asked someone on AB out on a date recently? If not, would you?
on December 15th, 2011 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

If you have a job right now and you and your co-workers go to a party, lets say a Christmas party; are you surprised or shocked to see how
on December 15th, 2011 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Can anyone confirm that singer Billie Joe Spears has just died? Can't find anything on AFP or Reuters.
on December 14th, 2011 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Did you have a den or a treehouse when you were a kid?
on December 14th, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Has marriage opened more doors for you and helped you expand your social circle or has the opposite happened?
on December 13th, 2011 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever been near a large expanse of water (lake, river) and felt the fear level in your body increase? Why does that happen?
on December 12th, 2011 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever dried your hands on your shirt tail?
on December 12th, 2011 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Do you need to buy toilet paper today?
on December 12th, 2011 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

What is your one rule for surviving parties? Is it don't drink too much, stay away from the creeps or arrive late and depart early?
on December 12th, 2011 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Would PICK YOUR NOSE be a good name for a rhinoplasty service I want to set up in my front yard?
on December 11th, 2011 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

Subaru, Hyundai, Nissan or Toyota?
on December 11th, 2011 | 15 answers | 5 people like this

Problems and drama's in your personal life, take them with you to school or work or leave them at home?
on December 11th, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Have you ever experienced technical difficulties while passing a motion?
on December 11th, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Rock 'n' roll and brew and _________? What is the third thing YOU need to make your life complete?
on December 11th, 2011 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

You are with a group of co-workers talking away as you do and then one of them covers his/her mouth with their hand and leans over to
on December 11th, 2011 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

What color is the sky in Mr. Bromides world?
on December 10th, 2011 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Can you say with any degree of certainty where you will be or what you will be doing in 12 months time?
on December 10th, 2011 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Do you need the cops to be around 24/7 for you to feel safe?
on December 9th, 2011 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

When did you last fake it?
on December 9th, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you own the residence you live in right now or are you renting? Have you always been a renter?
on December 9th, 2011 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

Will you be wearing your Christmas sweater/jumper this year, or will it stay hidden from view again?
on December 9th, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Why do we never see snowwomen?
on December 9th, 2011 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

Do you believe Chuck Norris died for our sins so that one day we will all become martial arts experts?
on December 8th, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you still listen to old Christmas songs from your childhood? If yes, then why?
on December 8th, 2011 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

How long did it take you to grow a thick skin or are you still waiting?
on December 8th, 2011 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Have you seen any good old banger's recently?
on December 8th, 2011 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Fill in the blank? _____________________________________________.
on December 8th, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Weylon M, did you eat all the Scooby snacks?
on December 8th, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Does Christmas muzak in the shopping malls annoy you or have you managed to tune it out?
on December 8th, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you wish you were taking a cross country road trip right now? If yes, then from where to where?
on December 8th, 2011 | One answer | 1 person likes this

How hard to you need to laugh in LMAO for your ass to actually fall off?
on December 8th, 2011 | One answer

The Pilgrim Father's, heroes or zeros? Remember The Salem Witch Trials?
on December 6th, 2011 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Elvis impersonator, Richard Simmons impersonator, Rosie O' Donnell impersonator or Dick Cheney impersonator. Who you gonna be this year?
on December 6th, 2011 | no answers

Some people call me the space cowboy, some people call me the gangster of love, some people call me Maurice. What do they call you?
on December 6th, 2011 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

Rent a flat above a shop, cut your hair and get a job, smoke some fags and play some pool and pretend you never went to school. Is that
on December 6th, 2011 | One answer | 1 person likes this

I left my heart in San Francisco. Have you ever left a body part behind in some city and how did that happen?
on December 2nd, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

I'm a celebrity, get me outta ______?
on December 2nd, 2011 | One answer

How many times a week do you get it?
on December 2nd, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Well, it's official ladies, we guys spend more time and money on getting ready for a first date than you do. Agree or disagree?
on December 1st, 2011 | 2 answers

Will you be dressing up as Santa for your S/O this Christmas and giving him or her something special this year?
on December 1st, 2011 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Lady Gaga or Miss Krabappel from The Simpsons, which one is your hero(ine)?
on December 1st, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Name something that you needed to use both your hands to hold recently and give a good squeeze?
on November 30th, 2011 | 10 answers | 2 people like this

Name something you licked today?
on November 30th, 2011 | 20 answers | 10 people like this

Why do some women with really blonde hair have such high pitched (Alvin from the Chipmunks comes to mind) voices?
on November 30th, 2011 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

Do you pack the necessary gear to serve on my beloved AB?
on November 29th, 2011 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever gotten into the passenger seat of a car, thinking it belonged to a family member or friend, only to find out that the person
on November 29th, 2011 | 5 answers

What sound does a mime artist make after he falls out of a fifth floor window?
on November 29th, 2011 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

_____ till you drop? And the missing word isn't shop.
on November 28th, 2011 | 18 answers | 10 people like this

Would you help me raise funds to restore a politician's memory? Small donations, large donations; Dollars, Pounds, Euros, I'll take any
on November 28th, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you feel under pressure to talk every time you are in a social situation?
on November 28th, 2011 | 9 answers | 3 people like this

Which wing of the Turkey Party would you join? The left wing, the right wing or somewhere in the center?
on November 28th, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

In high school did you have a wing man?
on November 28th, 2011 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

Where have all the G-Men gone?
on November 27th, 2011 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

How do you deal with two wise guy's who show up at your front door?
on November 27th, 2011 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

Casey Jones, Ironside, Columbo, Mister T, McGyver, Jim Rockford, Quincy MD or Jack Lord. Who should run the country?
on November 27th, 2011 | 9 answers | 5 people like this

In the future will we all be wearing 1960's clothes and hairstyles just like they did in Star Trek?
on November 27th, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Free your mind and your ________ will follow?
on November 27th, 2011 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

Real job or BS job? Life coach, palm reader, food critic, interview skills specialist, personal pleasure consultant or social media expert.
on November 27th, 2011 | One answer

Do you like the view from your window? If not, what would you like to change it to?
on November 27th, 2011 | 9 answers | 5 people like this

Just before you start work or school every morning, do you 'go into character' and play that character all day?
on November 26th, 2011 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Have you shot anyone with your camera in the past 7 days?
on November 26th, 2011 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

Donald Trump is very rich, correct? So why does he wear a $10 hair piece?
on November 26th, 2011 | 3 answers

Are you the real deal or are you just a dead ringer for love?
on November 26th, 2011 | 2 answers

Is your car your 'baby'?
on November 26th, 2011 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Was your decision to move to a new neighborhood the right decision?
on November 26th, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

If New Yorker's had the choice, who other than Lady Liberty would they choose to have standing at the entrance to New York Harbor?
on November 25th, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Other than a piece of string tied around your finger, what else have you used as a reminder?
on November 25th, 2011 | 10 answers | 3 people like this

Other than your ear, where else can you stick your finger?
on November 24th, 2011 | 17 answers | 10 people like this

Will I recognise you by your happy mustached face?
on November 24th, 2011 | One answer

What is a weenis?
on November 24th, 2011 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

Are you on AB right now while driving along the highway? What speed are you doing, do you have the driver's window up or down?
on November 24th, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you like to go where everybody knows your name and they're always glad you came?
on November 24th, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Umm, hello, is that Waboo's Bar? Umm, can I speak to Anita, Anita _______?
on November 24th, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Would you still go ahead and ask a co-worker on a date if there was no spark between you?
on November 23rd, 2011 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

If you were asked to come up with a name for the 27th letter of the English alphabet, what would it be?
on November 23rd, 2011 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Will you be purchasing your Christmas gifts at the gas station this year again?
on November 23rd, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Evening wouldn't, but morning _______? Fill in the blank.
on November 23rd, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Would you fold under questioning?
on November 23rd, 2011 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

Do you now or have you ever owned an alien ant farm?
on November 22nd, 2011 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Will turkey's be voting for Thanksgiving or Christmas this year?
on November 20th, 2011 | One answer

How long does it take before you start going loco down in Acapulco?
on November 20th, 2011 | One answer

How do you intend spending your Sunday afternoon?
on November 20th, 2011 | 10 answers | 5 people like this

Have you ever upgraded your computer? If you did, what component(s) did you upgrade? Was it easy or difficult to do?
on November 20th, 2011 | 10 answers | 1 person likes this

When you go to the movie theater, how long does it take for the seat you are sitting in to make your butt hurt?
on November 20th, 2011 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

You are at the shopping mall/centre and you are watching people go by, how do you spot the couple who have just started dating?
on November 19th, 2011 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

How do you start a chain reaction?
on November 19th, 2011 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

How do you know when someone is using your bathroom?
on November 19th, 2011 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Who would win in a fight, The Hulk or Hulk Hogan?
on November 19th, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

When you hear the theme tune to The A-Team, what is the first thing you think of?
on November 19th, 2011 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

What is the opposite of morning wouldn't?
on November 18th, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Why do we never hear trash talk in any other sport other than basketball? Why not soccer, tennis, baseball, bowling or even playing poker?
on November 18th, 2011 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Susan Boyle sings Metallica's Greatest Hits, where can I buy this cd?
on November 18th, 2011 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Is yours an inny or an outy?
on November 17th, 2011 | 11 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever owned a 1000 or 5000 piece jigsaw puzzle? Why does piece 1000 or piece 5000 always get lost?
on November 17th, 2011 | 5 answers

How do you 'get bent'? Please provide instructions.
on November 17th, 2011 | 2 answers

You see a dollar bill lying on the sidewalk, do you lift it and put it in your wallet/pocket or do you keep on walking?
on November 17th, 2011 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

Do you have to work at being 'cool' or does it just come naturally to you?
on November 17th, 2011 | 8 answers | 2 people like this

He came into your apartment, he left the blood stains on the carpet, then you ran into the bedroom, you were struck down it was your doom.
on November 16th, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Michael Jackson charged with kidnap and sex assault of 10-year-old boy On November 16, 2011.
on November 16th, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

You got to shake it to make it. Shake what?
on November 15th, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Left ear, right ear, final _______? To boldly go where no man has ______ before?
on November 15th, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Have you touched up your square roots today?
on November 15th, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Have you ever cut your own hair in the dark? How did it work out? Do you still have 2 ears?
on November 15th, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Did you remember to wear your aluminum foil hat today?
on November 15th, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Are you completely off your trolley?
on November 15th, 2011 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Does low fat Beiber taste as good when you spread it on your toast as regular Beiber?
on November 15th, 2011 | 2 answers

I started a new part time job recently. And a female co-worker there is someone I dated..... 30 years ago when we were in our early
on November 14th, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Why does the weekend go in so quickly? One moment it's Friday afternoon, woohoo and the next it's Sunday freakin night?
on November 13th, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

If you are currently in employment or school, do you start getting ready for the new week on Saturday, Sunday or do you leave
on November 13th, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

If you drive, how many days per week are you the sole occupant in your car or truck?
on November 13th, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Blankets, bed cover, quilt or duvet. What do you cover your bed with at night to keep warm?
on November 13th, 2011 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

What is your most common facial expression when you take off your diaper, put your shower head in it and throw it into the toilet?
on November 13th, 2011 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Can you prove to everyone on here that you are really Chuck Norris? How?
on November 13th, 2011 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Knock, knock. Who's there? Woody. Woody who? Woody _______?
on November 12th, 2011 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

The Dummies Guide To ________?
on November 12th, 2011 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

Are you the guy in this video? http://www.contactmusic.com/video/red-hot-chili-peppers-universally-speaking
on November 12th, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

On the blonde scale (2 to 11) how blonde are you? 2 being not blonde at all and 11 having the letters L and R on your hands.
on November 11th, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

What will happen if I connect my flangywankometer to the AC mains in my house?
on November 11th, 2011 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Is breathing in and out regarded as multi-tasking?
on November 11th, 2011 | 12 answers | 8 people like this

Would you rather jack than Fleetwood Mac?
on November 11th, 2011 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Superman can fly, Spiderman can shoot webs, Wonder Woman looked just totally hot, what the heck was Batman's special power?
on November 11th, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Why do so many wedding photographer's have such an attitude problem? Have you ever had to deal with one?
on November 10th, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Manuel leaves the hospital after recovering from an illness. What was his name before he went into hospital?
on November 10th, 2011 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

All the good ones are married. Why do people say that?
on November 10th, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Someone has just sent a text message to your cellphone and you don't recognize the number. Do you delete the message, read the message
on November 10th, 2011 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

After watching Johnny Cash sing 'Jackson' on Youtube it reminded me of how great that song is. Have you ever been to Jackson?
on November 10th, 2011 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

If a man carrying two shovels is called Doug, what do you call a man carrying one shovel?
on November 10th, 2011 | 12 answers | 4 people like this

How far can a vampire from Switzerland run with a stake in his heart and me throwing balls of garlic and holy water at him?
on November 9th, 2011 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

On 11/11/11, I want to tempt fate by doing a _______ on top of a fast moving ______ while my _______ is on fire?
on November 9th, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Have you been applying for jobs recently? Do the employers keep moving the goal posts?
on November 9th, 2011 | 2 answers

Have you ever used the tradesman's entrance?
on November 9th, 2011 | 3 answers

Can you express yourself better through typing on here than speaking in public?
on November 9th, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

How long do you keep someone as an acquaintance before you let them be your friend? A day, a week, a month, six months?
on November 9th, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

If Jack Black can eat no fat and his wife can eat no lean, how do they agree on a menu for lunch?
on November 9th, 2011 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

Do you need to use both of your hands to hold it?
on November 8th, 2011 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

Excuse me madam, are you being served?
on November 8th, 2011 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Other than a bed, where else have you slept?
on November 8th, 2011 | 18 answers | 12 people like this

If you had wrote the screenplay for the movie Titanic, how would you have made the end different?
on November 8th, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

If you could buy one replacement body part over the internet and have it shipped to you, what would you buy?
on November 6th, 2011 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

When the going gets tough, the tough go to __________?
on November 6th, 2011 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

Mail order _________?
on November 6th, 2011 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

Who is Phil N. Dablank?
on November 6th, 2011 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Ladies, why do you always sleep on the left side of the bed (looking at the bed)?
on November 6th, 2011 | 3 answers

Who was the last person to ask you to "assume the position"?
on November 6th, 2011 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

Who would you like to have as your Mini Me?
on November 6th, 2011 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

Why is dating so difficult for some people and so easy for others? Is it the lack of a game plan that makes it difficult?
on November 6th, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Have you finished your Christmas shopping yet?
on November 6th, 2011 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Three items you always keep in your fridge?
on November 3rd, 2011 | 10 answers | 5 people like this

How many times did you hand out your business card to complete strangers this week already?
on November 3rd, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Are you a heartbreaker? Have you left a trail of broken hearts in every small town, large city or state you've been in?
on November 3rd, 2011 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Bagman, fence and getaway driver. Why are they not good career choices?
on November 1st, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Who's been getting your attention in the grocery store recently?
on October 31st, 2011 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

What is the largest item you have ever fitted inside your pants/trousers pocket?
on October 31st, 2011 | 8 answers | 2 people like this

Do Skangers or Mingers exist in the US?
on October 30th, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

How loud was The Big Bang?
on October 28th, 2011 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

My internet connection is so slow, everytime I want to log on, I have to ______?
on October 27th, 2011 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

To all the ladies, if you are in a relationship right now or married, how did the person you are with now become 'the one' for you?
on October 27th, 2011 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

My milkshakes are better than yours, all the boys in the yard say so, should I give one to the hollowback girl?
on October 27th, 2011 | no answers

Do you love to eat apple butter and then pee nuts?
on October 27th, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Where do Gnus get gnus from? Gnuspapers, television gnus, gnus on the radio or from online gnus wire services?
on October 27th, 2011 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Do you fill out or fill in documents with your personal details?
on October 25th, 2011 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

On government documents, why do they always ask for your telephone number and yet they never phone you?
on October 25th, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you float like a butterfly and sting like a bee or do you float like a rock and sink in the sea?
on October 25th, 2011 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Ladies, it's when the man you're dating 'gets you', you realize you have found your soulmate. True or false?
on October 23rd, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

I've been on this site for more than 2 years and I have yet to meet a Valley Girl. Like what is up with that or something?
on October 23rd, 2011 | 3 answers

Do you ever scold your computer when it doesn't do what you want it to do? What do you say to it?
on October 23rd, 2011 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

We all know what to do when we are afraid of the dark, but what do you do if you are afraid of the light?
on October 23rd, 2011 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

If tooth fairy from da hood come a callin to yo crib, what he gonna leave you?
on October 22nd, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Growing up, were you made to feel guilty everytime you spent money and bought something new for yourself? Did that affect you in
on October 22nd, 2011 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Making smalltalk with strangers gets you into the group, right? What happens if you've had a smalltalk bypass?
on October 22nd, 2011 | One answer | 1 person likes this

How would I know who the real Chuck Norris was at a Chuck Norris lookalike convention?
on October 21st, 2011 | 5 answers

Are you still in bed sleepy head or have you gotten a days work done already?
on October 21st, 2011 | 3 answers

Did you marry the home coming queen, a cheerleader (check her closet and see if she still has the outfit) or the highschool jock?
on October 20th, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

One thing you wish you could unlearn?
on October 19th, 2011 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

Do you have a ball of yarn, ball of string or a ball of elastic/rubber bands sitting in a drawer?... Why?
on October 19th, 2011 | 3 answers

You've just started a new job and you're the new guy/gal. Do you jump straight in and start talking to everyone and shake their hand or
on October 19th, 2011 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Where do you come out of if you haven't got a closet?
on October 17th, 2011 | 8 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever been sawn in half either on stage by a magician or as part of some ritual? Did you survive?
on October 17th, 2011 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

My skinny jeans are so tight, everytime I wear them, ________?
on October 17th, 2011 | 9 answers | 3 people like this

Who asked who out first on a date, you or your s/o?
on October 16th, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Have you ever been 'shown the door'?
on October 16th, 2011 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

What little white lie did you put on your resume/CV when applying for a 'I must get this job at all costs'?
on October 15th, 2011 | 3 answers