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What is something that is free? The air we breathe.

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How much a year do you spend on window tax, swamp insurance, hen food, dog biscuits and cow ointment? Ssssshhhhh don't be giving the government ideas. They already have us taxed on everything else, I can see a shoe tax, air tax, sidewalk tax and talking tax on the horizon. It's only a matter of time before they become a reality. I like the idea of a cow ointment, pigs already have it, it's called oinkment.

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Called girl and left voicemail..? Depends on how long you've known each other. She could be doing other stuff and hasn't had the time to get back to you or she could be blowing you off.

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What happened to Rosie? RosieGHMJetpacker? She is back and firing on all cylinders. She was in the joint for a long time, I thought 3 days was the maximum (been there myself) but it can go on much longer.

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Why are you holding a propeller, man? Howard Hughes gave it to me just before he was taken to hospital by ambulance.

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What do you do if there is a monster growling in your closet while you are asleep? He has one of two options, either he can... 1/ Stop growling. or 2/ GTFO.

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Have you ever watched Walker, Texas Ranger? Yes, but I could only watch half of the first episode because Chuck Norris and his total awesomeness set my tv on fire.

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What gets your Bowels moving ? Prunes or stewed apples. Guaranteed to get you moving.

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Who wants to say Happy Birthday to Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas? What age is she today? Happy birthday to her anyway.

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Has your Happily Ever After ever been punched in the nuts? Yes, too many times to recall.

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How Dry is Your Humor These Days? Drier than a camel's armpit.

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A Trivia Question: Who is Jahooty? First correct answer gets "Asker's Pick!" It sounds like something Jimmy Stewart would have said to Donna Reed in one of his movies back in the 1940's.

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Isn't it great that Maddonna and Paris Hiltons 15 minutes of fame are over? Should they have ever had that 15minutes? I was just reading about Madge a few days ago, apparently she has been around since 1983, nearly 30 freakin years man, on the music scene. I wouldn't write her off just yet as she has a habit or reinventing herself and who knows what she is planning next. Maybe she might adopt Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. As for Paris Hilton, don't worry DADDY will have some new project lined up for her.

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Why was Alcatraz discontinued as a correctional facility? Too many movie stars kept escaping from it... Burt Lancaster, Clint Eastwood, way too many.

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What would you eat, dead or alive? I prefer to be alive when I'm eating, it makes chewing everything so much easier, lol.

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All humans are infirm in one way or another. Some infirmities you can see, some you can't. Do you know what yours is? Hey Rosie, welcome back to the world. Certainly missed you. Thanks for all the likes.

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"... there is not a liberal America and a conservative America — there is the United States of America." Any thoughts? Of course there is a liberal and conservative America, you only have to see how riled some people get on here when politics and religion are discussed.

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Is it normal to call a girl "dude", or is that just another AB thing? Isn't that the same as calling everyone 'man'. Like hey man, what's up. Ever since I started on here I may have picked up some words I didn't use before I started on here. The more we interact with people from other countries and nationalities the more language spreads across the planet. When I first started talking about crack (craic) on here everyone thought I was talking about illegal...

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Which do you prefer, Sainsbury's or Tesco? We don't have Sainsbury's where I live, well not yet anyway. We do have Tesco but they are not as cheap as Aldi and Lidl.

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How committed are your family? Why, who's been askin? http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/05/23/sopranos460.jpg

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anyone want to fuck my wife Would you want my foot in your ass?

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What would you like to try before you die? Help me Supergirl, help me, guy in trouble. http://www.cinecultist.com/archives/nicolekidman_supergirl.jpg

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I get to dress my boyfriend up and put make up on him and he's my slave for the day cause he lost a bet what should I do to him? Ask him, I'm sure he has lots of ideas.

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Can you say "uhhh,uhh,uhhh,uhhh,yaaaaaaaaaa"? That sounds like something Beavis or Butthead would say, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, wood.

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If women belong in the kitchen should men belong in the garage with all the other tools!? We belong in the pub sitting in front of a 72 inch tv watching the game with a brewski in one hand and the Racing Post in the other.

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Why does that man with the bald head keep staring at me :( Luke, I am your father.

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Isn't my friend gorgeous? https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/261623_10150281243487288_706472287_9006027_1702954_n.jpg Yes your friend is a very pretty young woman. I just hope she has the personality to match her looks.

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Is it true that no one can resist McDonald's other than veges I have never eaten McDonalds products or sat in one of their restaurants in the past 44 years.... and I'm 44 years old.

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What can you out run? My ass. I always arrive everywhere before it does.

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Would you walk differently if you were a police officer? I didn't know cops had a different way of walking to the rest of us. Anytime I've seen Joe Law, he or she walks just like every one else on the street. If I did walk differently, it would draw attention to me and if I was working a case undercover that is the last thing I would want.

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Have you watched or enjoyed the old sitcom "Some Mothers do 've them". UK comedy by the way. Oooohhhh Betty, I think the cat's done another whoopsie behind the couch. Yes, I've watched Frank Spencer and the antics he got up in that tv show. He did all his own stunts and lived to see another day.

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How much do you like tax-paying? As much as having another gun shot exit wound in my head.

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gotta go go, down to Acapulco, where the magic is sooo strong, you'll be pullin out your hair, drownin in despair....

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at cinema house/movie theater which arm rest is mine? both or only one side of it??then which?? I live in a rough neighborhood, they stole the arm rests from the cinema seats.

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What comes to your mind with letter J? Jimbo Jones - The Simpsons.

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Should it be legal to kill freaky broken creepy people who talk to children at the bus stop? The vast majority of abuse takes place by someone the child knows and who has put trust in that person. Parent, guardian, older sibling, teacher, coach, Priest or minister all come in way before strangers at the bus stop. Strangers or 'freaky broken creepy people' is a myth peddled by the shit stirring tabloid press to put fear into people.

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For those of you who object to the idea of harming a criminal who breaks into your house... We all know criminals can't read. So there is no point putting up a sign on your windows and doors saying all that stuff. Maybe pictures might work better.

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If you had your choice of making love to a beautiful woman or a lifetime with a plain jane which would you choose? She wouldn't be plain Jane in the bedroom when I'm done.

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How big a part does toast play in your life? Maybe one day every week, so it doesn't play a big part in my life right now.

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Auto cad 2010 is running out of system memory what is a solution for this issue Everything that Brian said and if can go into the settings for Autocad and try and locate how much memory is allocated to the application and increase it, I don't know if this is possible, you can do this on some Adobe programs. Or go into the Control Panel>System Properties>Advanced Tab>Performance click on the Settings button and click on the Advanced tab and make sure Adjust for...

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Do you think you could win against Chuck Norris? Why or why not? Chuck Norris once got into a knife fight and the knife lost. So I think my chances of winning against his total awesomeness are less than zero.

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Why is WABOO now "The Apprentice"? He's now Donald Trump's personal hair stylist. It must be quite a demanding job making sure all those 'rugs' are kept clean are ready to wear for the D man.

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What do you pay less for than all the other mugs? A carton of milk. It costs €0.99 (around $1.30) for a 2 liter carton in a store I found late last year. All the other stores charge €1.49 ($1.96). Bread can also be bought much cheaper if you go into some stores late at night as they didn't sell it during normal trading hours.

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I get dizzy and lightheaded whenever i stand up to fast even after ive ate and such, it happens pretty often lately. Something similar to what you describe has been happening to me recently. Getting up too quickly from a low seat or chair after I've been watching tv for an hour, or when I clean the floor and have to get down really low and then get back up again, is when it happens. I have to stand still for 15 to 20 seconds, close my eyes really tight and I see what looks like a lightening storm and my...

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What comes to your mind when I say 'yummy'? I don't know if you guys have yummy mummies in the US but we have them on this side of the pond. Carol Vorderman. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-bI0w9QCsj8/TRSjblxI0AI/AAAAAAAAYLI/JQTuSUY4azs/s1600/Carol_Vorderman_Photoshoot%2B%25282%2529.jpg

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What keeps you from jumping off a bridge right now? It's too far to walk to the nearest bridge where I live.

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Whether you're in your 20's, 30's 40's etc., is your life the way you pictured it at this stage? If not how did you imagine your life? This isn't how I imagined it. When I was in my late teens I wanted to become a cop. I then got diabetes and that put an end to being a cop, a fire fighter or joining the military. I still think about how my life would have turned out if I hadwalked into my doctors office two days after Saint Patrick's Day 1986, and he told me I had a mild infection, take some medication and I will be alright...

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Are you friends with Adele? The artist formerly known as ChelseaLee? Well yes I am. The other Adele, no.

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Okay I'm getting ready to go off to work in 35 mins kids what do you say to mama____? Pick me up some beer, a copy of Hustler magazine and some beef jerky from the 7/11 on your way back.

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Did you play with matches when you were a child? With me it was power tools, an electric arc welder and an oxyacetylene torch, watch that episode of The Simpsons where Bart is using the same tools in the garage and you'll know what I mean, lol.

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What do you say to the person or people who forgot about you? Throughout your life, you will meet and lose people. People who you thought would still be around when you are an adult all of a sudden have disappeared and there is nothing you can do about it, it just happens over time. It depends on how that person 'forgot' about you, they may have had other things going on in their life at the time. Other people I couldn't care less about, some I'm glad...

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Do you have "a life"? Yes, and if there was 25 hours in a day, I still couldn't get all the things done I need to get done.

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Is it your job to make people feel bad about themselves? If so, who gave you that job? No, it's not my job to make people feel bad about themselves. There are plenty of people working for the government who do that every day of the week.

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"Be the bigger person." What is a good comeback to this advice that is respectful? I was the bigger person last time, let some other chump do it this time.

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How can I make myself look my age? Enjoy it while it lasts, when you're 75 and you have 50 year old guys hitting on you, you will be glad to be 'looking young'.

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Which pet(s) do you have a soft spot for? Why? 1. Tarantula. 2. Piranha Fish. 3. Boa Constrictor. In that order.

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Why am I so bad-ass? You only think you're bad ass, the parrot in this video could take you any day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3ae4cEVOU4

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How do I get revenge on my ex-girlfriend? Grow up and stop being such a cry baby.

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If I show you my "Two Bits",Will you show me yours.Don't forget to bring lots more money with ya,as I'm sure mine were under valued.Hehe As it is still only March NJ, I wouldn't want your 'two bits' getting cold, LOL.

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What are some cute ways to ask a snowboarder to prom?! Dude, wanna go to like the prom with me or somethin on Friday night? Always address surfers, snowboarders and skateboarders by using the word DUDE.

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Which sitcoms do you think are funny? Why? The Honeymooners, Taxi, Happy Days, when I first watched That 70's Show, I thought it wasn't funny at all. Then I watched it a second time and Red Foreman became a hero of mine and it just seemed to get funny right there and then. Mike and Molly is very funny, especially Mike's mom played by Rondi Reed, she can always come up with a killer line or a put down, a great character and well cast...

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Which stereotypes about your country do you think are funny? Why? John Wayne and Maureen O' Hara are living in a quaint little white washed stone cottage in the west of Ireland right now. There's a horse drawn cart outside the half door with turf in it to keep the fire going and Jimmy O' Flynn is in the back yard brewing up some fine morning dew/poteen. Better not tell Constable O' Shaughnessy or he'll want some aswell.

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Are screen savers necessary any longer with LCD/LED monitors? Not these days. They were needed on crt monitors like back in the last century where the image would burn into the screen if it didn't refresh after a set time. Some of my co-workers still use them today and I tell them they are using up too much electricity.

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I feel world weary, I know I will bounce back, but how do you cope in these situations? Hang in there Scotslass, we all support you and want you to get back to the way you were. A lot of us are feeling the same right now, including myself. Just focus on the positive and think about all the good and fun times you've had with the people who love and care most about you. Don't forget the places you've visited that bring back happy memories too.

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Did you know there was Social Media on the internet? HOLD THE FRONT PAGE. Parker, I'm not paying you to stand around and yap all day, get out there and get me some pictures.

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The world would be a better place if _______________ ? the man in the mirror would take a look at himself and make that change.... that could almost be a song, hmmmm, I see Michael Jackson singing it.

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HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY, EVERYBODY! Are you wearing green? Are you Irish? Are you a leprechaun? Are you getting drunk? Yes, Happy Saint Patrick's Day to one and all. I'll be handing out gold coins to everyone later on today, just don't tell the leprechaun, LOL.

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There aint no_________________on me ? double negatives

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Why are fast food restaurants so cold inside? The owner's don't want to pay for heating. Think of Ebenezer Scrooge from A Christmas Carol.

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what is a difference in between laptop and desktop You can't carry a desktop under your arm.

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If you thought you were going to be hanged, would you have a metal tube inserted into your windpipe to stop the noose from strangling you? That wouldn't work. Hanging works by either breaking or dislocating bones in your neck as far as I can remember.

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Is there a way to find out about your PC's boot options other than trying to scan that boot screen that only stays up for 1.5 seconds? I don't know what you mean by boot screen. Are you referring to the screen that appears when the operating system loads and it has 5 or 6 options such as Press ESC for option 1, Press F2 for option 2 or Press F12 for option 3? The screens with the actual boot options stays onscreen until you press y or n or F10 to save what you've changed and then the computer reboots again and your new...

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What are some of the craziest dating deal breakers you've ever heard? She had five o' clock shadow. She wouldn't stop texting/talking on her cell phone. She brought her mother along with her.

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Did you grow up in a home with "The Ten Commandments" posted above your fireplace? Yes, and the person who posted them above the fireplace is a hypocrite.

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Can you name one absolutely true statement? When it rains, it pours.

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What is the main item in your living/family room? I had to move my computer, a desktop into the living room so I guess that would be the main item. Other than the tv and some furniture I can't think of anything else.

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This woman yelled excused me sir in the middle of a crowd just so she could be funny to the person she knew. Is this a problem with America? I don't how that is funny. It just seems like she wanted to draw attention to herself. Maybe she should stick to her day job and leave the comedy to people who know how to do it.

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What's your favorite item of clothing and why? I bought a blue and grey zip up jacket recently in a store and it is like skin tight. When I put it on it feels like I am wearing a Spiderman costume.

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I'm so tough that ________________________ all the hoodlums in my neighborhood go running off cryin to their momma when I walk down the street.

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Is there anyway to fix my laptop without sending it back to get it fixed? If the screen is busted, you need a replacement and you will have to get the store to do it for you or they may have to 'send it away' to get fixed.

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Haven't I seen your face somewhere else before? You're correct, I've been employee of the month at Dill's Gator Bait Shop, three months in a row. That's me up on that their wall picture. Y'all come back now.

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For me...my Personal Computer______________ Has probably given me carpel tunnel syndrome in my right hand, thank you Hewlett Packard.

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what were the peddlers called that went from farm to farm selling housewares and clothing during the mid to late 1800's? Tin men? Jehovahs Witnesses? QVC presenters?

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Have you watched any films that have Bigfoot? The film with Red Foreman in it. It's called I'm gonna put my BIGFOOT in Eric's ass.

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How difficult can you be, should you want/ or need to be? scale of 1-10( 10 = extremely difficult) I'm easy going with most people but I can be difficult with some people. Usually people who have artificial authority and who like to throw their weight around. I would say I am a 8.

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Tina Fey: Funny or not? I do find her funny in a quirky sense and for some strange reason I want to jump into bed with her... I have no idea why.

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I dont see my friends much now I am in a 3 year relationship, I see them now and again for parties but none of them come see me You have to find out why your partner doesn't like your best friend. Is the best friend someone you've been in a relationship with before you met your partner? That sucks about your 'friends' not coming to see you, again is it because of the person you are in a relationship with now that they are avoiding you?

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What do you think when you ask someone if they want tea or coffee, and they say "yes please"? I think they haven't heard me correctly or they want both. Better go make both and let them make up their own mind when I bring both back to them.

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I have been dating my highschool sweethart 2.5 yrs after both of us divorced.. both 62 Won't let me sleep her house overnight. Why? Maybe she just cannot get intimate with you in the same bed she was intimate with her ex husband for whatever number of years she was married. Only she will know the reason why it is difficult to second guess why some people do stuff.

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Hanging out with a guy at my place to watch a movie. If you're both adults you can do what you like. Why is being a virgin and not being a virgin such a big deal to you?

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Would you be willing to be my roommate? Why or why not? Are you tidy? Do you like playing loud music after midnight? Do you pay your way in life?

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Are you a hugger, handshaker or don't touch me type? It depends. I don't go round hugging my female boss every day, I keep that to shaking hands, it's different for family and friends. So it just depends on the person and my relationship with them. I don't think you can just be one thing all the time with everyone.

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exactly how weak IS fuck? Compared the the C word it is weak.

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Why does my cat follow me out of the house, about 30m up the road, running in front of me and standing on the wall every 5m to meow? Your cat sees you as the leader of the pack. You're the big cheese, numero uno, cat number 1 and he/she might also think you are on your way out to hunt for food, just like a cat.

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What's the difference between me and you? A dog named Boo?

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If I were tickled pink would you pay for my doctor visit? Being tickled pink is not a serious medical complaint compared to being tickled and turning green.

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OMG is that the time? Yes, it will soon be lunchtime where I live.

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Is it wrong to call a spade a spade? Yes, it's wrong to call it a spade. It has to be referred to as a manually operated earth moving device, lol.

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Have we on AB built up like / care for each other? Yes I think so, but having been on here for nearly 3 years, I would caution against it. There were a number of con artists on here in the past and they left some people devastated by the way they behaved. Pretending that you are dying from a terminal illness and other such bad behavior makes some of us older members cautious. Also when I log out, that's it, until next time.

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I've got two artists staying at my house. One is a pavement artist, the other is a ____ artist? Mime.

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what do you admire about the opposite sex? (not sexually) Just the way women look. The way women walk. The way women laugh. The way they smell, that gets me every time. Is it the perfume, is it the antiperspirant, is it the shampoo, is it pheromones, who knows.

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Would it bother you if your father in law sits watching TV with his hand down his pants? Only if he is Al Bundy. http://sportige.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Al-Bundy.jpg PEG, GIMME A BEER!

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If you escape from prison because you're innocent, if you're recaptured can they keep you because you escaped? Why would you be in prison in the first place if your were innocent? Unless it was a wrongful conviction or you were 'stitched up' by someone with a grudge against you, can take time to overturn and would need to be quashed in an appeal court, man those places take forever to get round to doing that. Upon conviction and then being incarcerated is bad enough but escaping from lawful custody is...

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Does anyone else have to supress their laughter while looking on here and being at work at the same time?! The few times I've been on here while at work, I don't recall laughing as I would need to spend a lot of time looking at a lot of different questions and answers. Difficult to do when at work, so I usually leave it until work is over and I'm home.

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Vladimir Putin crying, manbags, men in tights. Are we losing real men? That's to get back at us for inventing high heels lol.

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Have you ever tried to tape record yourself singing in your bedroom and been interrupted by the dog barking? I would never admit to singing in my bedroom in the first place (lol) but when I have been out filming, within 5 minutes of me putting the camera on the tripod, either a dog starts barking, or a fire truck flies past on route to an emergency or a cop car drives past really slooooowwwwwllllllyyyyyy and you just know they are looking at you. Cops can look straight ahead and yet see everything...

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Do you even care anymore? Having grown a thick skin over the past 25 years, I care about very little these days and that includes opinions some people both in my family and at work have of me.

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Do you have MySpace, Facebook, Google+, and/or Twitter account? No to all but Twitter which I spent 7 days using and then left. Haven't gone back in two years.

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When you see an attractive person...do you wonder what they look like with their clothes off? An attractive person can be very ugly if they have a nasty attitude. If there is a bad personality or zero personality there in the first instance, then wondering what they look like naked is not something I think about, man I'm outta there so fast you won't see me for dust.

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What would your life be like now if you had made the opposite decision to the one you made when you first left school? I would have saved myself 25 years of torture.

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what's your favorite newspaper? Hold on, I'll ask my budgie he's reading it in his cage right now.... oh, sorry I mean he's using it for another purpose.

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Could you finish your cheese burger in McDonald's if Dakota Fanning walked in the store ? Who is McDonald Dakota Fanning?

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what country is belgique cookware manufactured in? I was going to say China, but I'll go for Belgium.

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Do people today not blast their car radios like back when they liked them to go BOOM? If you've got this installed in the trunk/boot of your car, are aged 19 years old and just got your driving licence then yes they still blast their sound systems. http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/car-audio-system-sound-4.jpg

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I want to tell a girl I like her. Should I? I would normally just say rush in there and tell her straight out but I would first I would find out how she feels about you. Has she given you any sign when you were together any of the times you talk about in your post? Does she hang on your every word, is her body language showing you that she is totally into you or does it tell you she is not interested in you as a future boyfriend and...

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My friend fell for a man who she later found out was a psychologist. She became his patient to get close to him. Now what? If she has nothing wrong with her in psychological terms, that he needs to help her with, then he will quickly see through what she is doing. He is a professional and needs to keep his distance from his patients, also if he is already in a relationship or married she needs to back off and find someone who is single.

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Bless me Father for I have sinned. Last night I ____________ . got to third base with Rosie O' Donnell.

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If wasps made honey what would it taste like? Diet Coke as opposed to regular Coke.

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Is it really time for Joan Rivers to retire to sell beauty items on QVC full time? Joan Rivers really died in 1977, that's just a malfunctioning robot with her face transplanted on it they've been using on QVC.

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lol?Really? Only when I forget to take my medication.

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Do you live in a "factory town" or "college" town? I never thought about where I live like that. On this side of the pond we look at our towns and cities history and if we produced any famous people like writers, musicians, playwrights, prime ministers, military leaders, people who fought against oppression, we may even have supplied the US with some future Presidents. But to answer your question, it is a college town now but was more factory...

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Did you stole my microwave? No XT I didn't stole your microwave. I has one already, lol.

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I am ________ and this is my counterpart _________. Cupid Stunt Seth McWedgie

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What behaviour would cause you to distrust someone? Why? I have a co-worker and either she has a split personality or she puts on a different face when someone is working along with her and is very nice to everyone. But when we are out socializing, I'm thinking back over some events that took place since October last year, she just doesn't want to interact with anyone in the group. I'm not saying I distrust her, she may not like public spaces and...

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Is it normal to have this on my mind for awhile? It's your first date and this is normal. As a guy, I thank you for making his life easier by saying yes and not playing silly games with him.

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Can we please not mention Weylon's name in a question here? There is no wey I couldn't mention Weylon's name on here. It's been wey too lon since I last used his name in a question.

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What crazy idea have you come up with this week? Handless gloves.

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My boyfriend is buying gifts for his ex. Even sometimes while out with me. It makes me uncomfortable and really mad. I have told him this. Give him an ultimatum, it's either you or her.

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I'm in the mood for___. some Jack Daniels, as the crapper needs cleaning and it's seven shades of ugly right now.

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Would you move out if Sasquatch moved in next door? As long as he kept the racket down after midnight, he won't get any trouble from me. Midnight to 7am, is my sleep time and after that he can do whatever he likes.

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The shockwave plugin keeps freezing my computer and making it run very slowly. You're still using Shockwave? Uninstall it and get Flash instead.

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$1million lotto winner still collecting food stamps. Should she go to jail for fraud? She's paying taxes so who gives a rat's ass.

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why do i see 911 so much..? GOSH Stop chasing ambulances.

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Why do most ppl on AB confuse me with a guy at first when I'm actually a girl?? For all I know you could be a middle aged thick set bald guy living in his mom's basement, who collects road kill.

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Excuse me, but is this Sparta? No, this Albuquerque, I think you took a wrong turn somewhere.

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Can anyone else see the bacteria on their eyes from time to time? Usually happens after i sneeze. I think you are describing floaters. Check them out on Google.

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Why has Rosie vanished from the #3 position on ABs leaderboard? I do hope she is still with us. Reading another post it says Rosie is in the PB for some reason. She is a good friend of mine right since I started on here and I hope she gets out soon. FREE ROSIE, FREE ROSIE, FREE ROSIE.

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When swimming, you should always _______. do it in water. Trying to swim in custard is very difficult.

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Have you ever thrown away a chance? Yes, her name was Angie and I regret it right to this day. Should have made a move sooner.

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Do you ever look around you and wonder if only stupid people are breeding and if so do you wonder how they figured out how to have sex? Not stupid, just lots of morons and their moronic behavior. You can spot them in groups of 3 or 4 just hanging around the street or outside the shopping mall/center waiting for something to happen so their incredibly boring lives have some meaning.

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Why the heck doesn't AB put the people into PB who constantly libel and harass ? Instead they put Rosie in the PB ? why ? Rosie is in the joint? No way, I can't believe that. What did she do to end up there?

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When and why did you stop attending church? Or did you never bother in the first place? We were made to go when we were growing up, there was no arguing with it. Later on I stopped going as I just saw hypocrites attending and I cannot bad mouth people Monday to Saturday and then go sit in church on Sunday and pretend I am a saint.

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Have you ever stolen anything from a hotel? Isn't that what the drinks cabinet is for? All those small bottles of booze just sitting there asking you, begging you, pleeeeeaaaaaddddddding with you to take them home, lol.

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What is the worst thing a man can say to his wife after he has seen her new haircut? Who cut your hair, Stevie Wonder? Now I know where the pudding bowl disappeared to. ... in reality say it's totally sexy and can we now go upstairs and wreck the bed.

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what can you Nail? Do you really want me to answer that, lol?

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I saw a "lat lunning on the loof" anymore of funny phrases? Here's a list of phrases used in my country. Some of them are quite funny. http://www.stevenroyedwards.com/irishenglishterms.html

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Do you keep track of the internet memes? Trends go out of fashion so quickly these days, is it worth following any of them? The same thing applies to movies, you have a smash box office hit last week, a smash box office hit this week and no doubt there will be another smash box office hit next week.

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Do YOU ever get attitude from others because your so good lookin :) No I get it because I can still think independently from all the other sheep in the flock. When you start thinking like that, sooner or later you're gonna get a pile of crap from someone.

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How good are you at using power tools I haven't used too many powertools recently but at high school/ secondary school we had wood shop and metal shop and we were using lathes, drills, power saws, angle grinders, electric arc welders, oxyacetylene cutting torches, milling machines. We even used a blacksmiths forge, the heat from it was unbearable in the lead up to summer but in the winter it was the first thing we started when...

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If you made a disaster movie what would the threat to the world be? NO MORE TOILET PAPER? What y'all gonna do when you are sitting on the can and need to wipe?

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How many different ways are there for people to react to impending death? Close your eyes and hope the bullets miss you. That always works for me, lol.

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Should everyone have the right to own rocket launchers? just for self defence of course. Who are you expecting to knock on your front door Ombliss? Attila The Hun and his massed hordes, The Spanish Inquistion, Genghis Khan and his bad ass posse, lol? You're gonna put a serious smackdown on their sorry asses with rocket launchers.

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If you hear someone referred to as 'arm candy', 'eye candy' or 'trophy wife' do you consider it an insult or compliment? Why? Terms that are applied to women, who maybe through their own actions keep that stereotype alive such as golddiggers. Same thing could be said for women who like to date 'toy boys' so I guess it all balances out in the end.

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What is the oddest piece in your music collection? The one that does not fit in with all the rest?? I don't think I have an odd piece in my music collection but Popcorn by Hot Butter sounds pretty strange. I think I first heard this when I was 5 or 6 years old and and it always reminds me of visiting the circus for some strange reason. Maybe that's where I heard it first. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK3ZP6frAMc

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Want to be friends??? :) Yeah sure send me a friend request and I'll add you.

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What causes the left leg and ankle to swell during the day? At night, the swelling goes away. Fluid retention, you need to put your left leg up on a chair or higher to get rid of it. If you sit at the computer for a long time this can happen to you.

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Did you have a cow or something? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ed/Bart_Simpson.svg/200px-Bart_Simpson.svg.png

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Do you still like that old time rock and roll? Yeah sure do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy_XrSLG4gg You're a real dead ringer for love.

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I saw ____? old mister Shaymus sawing his wooden leg off, arrrrrhhhh.

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Im so glad my first name is NOT_____________? Kandii or Bootylicious.

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Is there anything more annoying than reading viewer comments on YouTube? I've read some very funny comments to videos such as the motivational speech in the movie Full Metal Jacket, and comments to tv shows such as That 70s Show. What I don't like are the a**holes who post one word comments such as POOR or CRAP to videos, I bet they had to lie down in a dark room for a week to recover from typing that.

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What do you know now that you didn't before you joined this site? I've been on here a long time, and my perception of people in the US has changed, there are some very good and genuinely nice people on here.

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Mr./Miss/Mrs. __________ , I presume? Bond.

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Chasing_____________? dreams.

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Do you have any Bumper Stickers that you would like to display....but don't.....because you would get shot if you did? HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT.

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_______ is obsolete. Saying thank you.

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Why do some not like others for no apparent rhyme-or-reason? Do they just flip coins in their heads? I've met people like that and as you go through life you will eventually meet someone who for whatever reason, just does not like you. It could be for one of the reasons given by some of the other contributors on here or it could just be nothing, well nothing that makes sense in a normal world. You have to grow a thick skin and get on with life.

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If AB had a kissing booth, who do you think would have the longest line? Nice Jugs.

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What inanimate objects talk in your house? Other than the tv, radio, the speakers connected to my computer, I still don't know how all those people can fit inside, then I guess none of them do.

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Do YOU find it funny when old people swear Yeah sure do, watch this clip. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caeXUgw7bwY

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Why is it that all the girls I like seem to ignore me, friendzone me, or just seem to have no interest? You got to get beyond just liking girls and start going after them. Liking will never get you what you are looking for. If you are in highschool then it is a jungle and you've got to take no prisoners. Also ditch the pretty girls just like someone else said here and try and date girls who have some substance to them.

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49% of men report that a women's sense of humour is a big turn on.True or false.? Do those statistics include me do you think...Hehe Yes I believe that too. Having a relationship with someone who has a sense of humour or who shares the same sense of humour as you is a definite plus. Who wants to date a Camp Kommandant telling you orders must be obeyed at all times? As for the other 51% of men do they have no sense of humour at all?

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Hey I worry that my girlfriend is cheating..We been together for about year and I think I'm just paranoid. Any help? If you've got any proof then confront her, don't just go on hunches or what some of your friends have told you. One of your so called friends might be trying to split you up so he can make a move on her.

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Would you date someone who doesn't find you attractive? It would be a very short date and the conversation would go something like this. Date:- Hi, I don't find you attractive. Me:- See ya!

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Do you think the dark nail polish that girls wear nowadays all the time is sexy? I've seen women wearing it but it just looks too dark and Gothic for me. So no, it doesn't do anything for me.

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Did you lie to your parents often while you were growing up? If so, what did you most often lie about? The money that was 'resting' in my bank account.

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I've laughed so forcefully that ______.? my ass fell off. It is a well known fact that if you laugh for more than 3 minutes your ass will detach itself from your body and fall on the floor. Check out http://www.tinfoilhat.com for more information.

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Does anyone out there in Eurovision land think Engelbert Humperdink is a great choice to represent the UK? Is he still alive? I haven't heard his name in 20 years, yes I have been living under a rock. If you think he's bad Scotslass, we have JEDWARD, yes JEDWARD representing us again this year. I want to kill myself now. At least Englebert can sing not like the two mop tops we have.

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Johnny ______ Rotten. http://www.freeinfosociety.com/media/images/1625.jpg

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During your puberty, who was your fantasy? Debbie Harry. http://www.celebritiesheight.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Debbie-Harry.jpg Oh sweet lordy!

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What is a 'zeitgeis' ? I think it's the same as La Belle Epoque or the beautiful era. I thought it referred to a woman when I first heard it.

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Did you Remember ___________? to close the cat flap?

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Whats the Best Money Making Advice you have ever given Here on AB Mail Me $10 and I Will Tell You How To Get Rich.

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How many digital electronic devices to you carry on you when you leave your house? Wrist watch Cell phone One or possibly two cameras USB memory stick I would say 4 or 5 items.

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Are you lucky in life? If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.

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Once upon a time, _______________________ ? in The West. Classic spaghetti western.

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Do you think being on AB 24/7 is a career? Yes, I often refer to myself as an online multimedia operative (lol) when people ask me what I do.

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Do you sleep with your head in a plastic bag? No, I sleep with my head in the microwave. I just hope a fly doesn't come in. You remember what happened to Vincent Price and Jeff Goldblum?

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Men: which kind of women do you respect and treat with respect? Female cops. They may be small and not built like a line backer but you gotta show them respect.

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Are you wearing a coat? Not right now while I'm indoors, I'm wearing a zipped fleece.

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How do you NOT appreciate being greeted? Why? Someone giving me a bear hug. Just way too personal.

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On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the noisiness of your PC? 1=silent 10=Jet fighter exhaust It would be a low number, a 1 or a 2. Not a lot of noise coming from my HP.

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i kicked____________ Red Foreman in the ass... and ran like hell down the street.

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Saturday morning. Breakfast served. What can I get you? Hey Hobo welcome back to the world man. We heard you were in the joint, go to see you again.

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5 things you use daily? Shower, computer, mobile phone, toilet, cooker.

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Do people hate you more in life if you lose or if you win? In my country it's when you win. I live in a country of begrudgers.

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A guy I REALLY like and am daying just told me he was head over heals for me via text. What do you think I should I say back!?? Lucky you! If you do feel the same way about him then either text him back and tell him how you feel or better still meet up with him at a quiet place and tell him, and prepare yourself for some fireworks!

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Do you believe that everyone can find love if they try? If you have to try or make the effort then you are doing something wrong because no one else seems to. It just seems to happen to them with no effort at all.

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Boobs are like ____________________ large marshmallows with cherries on top.

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What toys were you not allowed to play with as a kid? The angle grinder, the oxyacetylene torch and the masonry drill in my fathers garage.

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The Attack of the ____________ . flying butt monkey's.

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What do you feel when you listen to Rachmaninov? I've only ever listened to one of his pieces and that was used in the movie Somewhere In Time. The eighteenth variation of Sergei Rachmaninoff's Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini.

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Do you know anyone with a name that starts with a "ph" or "v" ? phat phil from philly vinnie from venice, yo!

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While AB'ing do you lean forward or do you lean back? I lean forward more than I lean back.

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How can I text my friend who has a Verizon cell-phone that can only text people with Verizon cells, but I don't have a cell-phone? If you don't have a cell phone, you can't text her. There may be online services that allow you to do that, you could try Verizon's website. If they don't have that facility, you may be able to send her emails.

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What is stopping you from going shopping? I will be going shopping in 2 hours time when the crowds die down at the stores.

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what would you do if your walking down the street and you find a twin you ? I would hope that a hole open's in the space/time continuum and I can get back to 1985.

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How did the Hobo land himself in jail? I didn't know the Hobo was in the joint. What did he do?

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What famous phrase doesn’t make sense to you? Why? It's raining cats and dogs. The bees knees. A born again Christian. What happened first time round?

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Do you consider women with beards and leather jackets feminine? Are we talking a full ZZ TOP beard here or just some five o clock shadow?

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What would you do if you saw a person lying in a parking lot? Call the police and let them deal with it. It could be a set up.

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What's wrong with that? Don't you get sick as hell of people asking you "what's wrong with that?" No matter what you say. Only if they are using something or holding something that doesn't work. Then I would think it is ok to say, what's wrong with that. Otherwise, no I would find it strange if people said that and not be referring to something. The one that gets me is, what is up with that.

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¿pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ uo buıpuɐʇs noʎ ǝɹɐ Yes... http://www.digitalbusstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Jake-Tucker-580x435.jpg

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Memorable funny mischief someone did in school? Hiding the principals car and pretending aliens had beamed it up to the mothership. Locking the teachers in the staff room at morning coffee break, they shouldn't have left the keys in the door!

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Let's elect all 4 prez! End the agony! The mighty 4 can take office and duke it out while they pander/suck up to their bases. Great? I think you should run for President, Rosie. You've got all the right qualities needed to lead and bring some respect back into politics and public life. You don't suffer fools gladly and you would certainly get lots of votes on here.

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How do i get this Girl interested in me? I agree with Wellduh, don't be the rebound guy so some other guy can just move in and hook up with her. Just play it cool with her over the the next week or two and if she is still showing up at your work, does she do the same at school?, then either ask her out on a date or if you feel you can't do that, then go on a group date with some of your friends and her friends and see how it goes....

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As a student, what questions did Hitler often ask his teachers in school? How do I get to Poland, fast?

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Do YOU have a big head Beavis and Butthead, lol? My head is normal size but if you are referring to some people's ego's then yes I've met some people with really 'big heads' on them.

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Do you have individuals in your life that you have a lot of respect for but would never trust? Yes I've got some people like that in my life. I have respect for them but I would never tell them anything about my private life or use them as a confidente.

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New job, freaking out! weird problem. Please help! This is normal when you start a new job. Just play it cool for the first few weeks until you get a routine up and running then the pressure should be off.

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Does Jane Seeymour have really big eyes.. Hehe Yes, she does have really big eyes, but not as big as Seeymour Butts, lol. Whatever happened to him? Did he see too many butts and his own ass exploded?

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Is there any word in English that finish with "i" ? Mini Maxi

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Do you look around at people when in a lift, or straight ahead? Depending on who is in the lift/elevator with me, I might look at them, I've had conversations with people and sometime I just look straight ahead and don't say anything. I hate it when we both go to push the same floor button and our hands touch.

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The thing that I never understand is what makes men and women sexy? http://www.leninimports.com/kate_beckinsale_gallery_10.jpg Guess?

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Have you ever been a wedding photographer? I could never be a wedding photographer because as hard as I try I can't turn into an asshole.

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What lies beneath your mask? Torment, never having really gotten a handle on this thing we call LIFE.

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Are you waiting for a sensible question ? I'll take sensible or comical either will do.

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How would you find bigfoot at night? Walk around until you fall into a giant footprint, then turn on your torch light and start following them.

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Does Kim Jong Il really play the guitar or was the picture in the newspaper a fake? I thought Kim Jong was dead. Seems now he was just ILL.

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Why is yo mamma so fat ? Ma momma can lose weight, you can't lose ugly.

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If I could do one favor for you right now, what would it be? I would really like a good cup of tea and a scone with jam on it right now.

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Have we reached as low as we can go in the US politically or is there lower to go? Do they bump and grind for an encore? What's next? We had a presidential election recently in my country; and the dirt that each of the candidates flung at each other and by the media was unbelievable. Everything and anything in their past lives and any skeletons they had hiding in their closets was aired on tv. No stone was left unturned, so yes you can go to the bottom of the barrel and then some more. Happy Monday Rosie.

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Do women tennis players grunt too much? I never really noticed the grunting, I was too busy looking at them in those skimpy little outfits they all wear, lol.

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What's the best response to creepy late-night phone calls? Just make sure Drew Barrymore is standing next to you.

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How would you react if you suddenly became famous tomorrow? It depends on how much harassment I'm getting from the press. If they are all outside my front door 24/7 and annoying my family then it's time to disappear until all the hooh-hah dies down.

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How much does a smile cost? It shouldn't cost anything, but today the price just keeps climbing higher and higher.

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What are The Best Songs In 70's? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sih9OVokuQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xikQ0c5KdZE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvqgb1D6Opw&ob=av2e http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQkActP-isE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my5pQIhuWAk

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What do you wish certain people would stay out of more often? Why? My business. I was asked 3 times in the past week how much rent I am paying by co-workers, how much I paid for a video camera, what do I do on my days off, who am I dating, why am I not married at age 44. It's just the direct questioning, it's like they just don't know any boundaries.

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Is there evidence from apple that the iPad 3 will debut next month? I haven't heard Apple making any announcements yet; but March and April are the two months that all the big technology shows are on and more than likely an announcement will be made at one of those shows/exhibitions if not in March then in April.

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What's your cult movie? The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

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Is "How I Met Your Mother" the T.V. Gods' punishment to the human race? It is bad, but not as bad as The Big Bang Theory. And would a really hot blonde girl hang out with a bunch of poindexter's like that. She's the type of girl who would beat them up in high school, lol.

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Name something that is totally weird!? Rainbows. Dust bunnies. Brussel Sprouts. Beans leave their color behind in the pan you cook them in but peas don't. Escalators.

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What's the best thing to say to a girl if I want her to go out with me? If you're a player and confident, then just go up to her and tell her she's going out on a date with you. If you are living in the real world, how well do you know her, is she in highschool with you or is she a co-worker? What age is she, is she single, does she even know you exist?

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What is the best way to stay calm around a person that loves to push your buttons? Open the front door and throw their sorry ass out onto the street. You don't need to put up with crap from anyone.

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Do you know anyone that could be a comedian? There are quite a lot of comedians on here already.

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What happens in a blink of an eye? Your childhood, blink, and it's gone.

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What artists do you know that have jumped out of windows for one reason or another? I would say Mick Jagger back in the day jumped out of a lot of (bedroom) windows.

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Name something that most people have forgotten? A birthday A wedding anniversary Their passport at the airport

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Best era of music in you opinion? An era would be the 1960's but I would say the best period was from 1965 to 1980 and then music died a horrible death. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PR6MFy9gl4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQkActP-isE

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How snowy is it where you live right now? No snow here, we've had a very mild Winter compared to last year. It's 5.35pm here and the days are getting longer.

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Do you think a bf should still kiss his gf even if she has a cold sore? The Herpes Simplex virus is best avoided at all costs. http://www.umm.edu/altmed/articles/herpes-simplex-000079.htm

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What does everyone think about my 13 year old son having a 17 year old girlfriend? Joking aside about him being the envy of all his friends with him dating an 'older' woman, he is a minor and yes she is still a minor but just by one year and probably needs to be sent on her way. Only you can decide this. If he was 18 and she was 22 then that is a completely different set up altogether.

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Can I borrow your story and turn it into a movie? You'll need to talk to my lawyers about that. You'll find them in the phone directory under Screwem, Shyster and Bleddry.

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How often does your browser crash? It's been crashing 3 and 4 times every day since I started using Firefox 7. First the screen freezes, then I try CTRL+ALT+the Delete key, that usually doesn't work, then I have to do a hard reboot.

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6 foot 7 foot 8 foot __________________? 9, daylight come and me have no more wine, awwwww.

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Have you met Captain Obvious? Yes many times. My conversation with Captain Obvious usually goes something like this... You'll need to wear a jacket today, because it looks like rain. YA DON'T SAY! I never noticed all the water falling from the sky for the past hour.

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Favorite tongue twister???????????? She sells sea shells on the sea shore.

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Warning WABOO____________________?:-) Loony Roadworks Ahead For One Mile. Reduce Your Speed.

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What is your feeling on being hugged? Depends on who is doing the hugging. With some people it is good and others, well, lets just say I wouldn't go near them for any money.

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Why do liberals always believe government knows better? I'm a liberal and I think Governments are crap. They are just in the job to get what they can as they have a limited life time and could be out on their ass any day. So it's grab what you can while you can and then suffer from memory loss when someone starts asking questions.

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Do you have a drawer just for your socks? Yes I have a drawer just for my socks. I'm not the most organized person in the world but anything that makes getting dressed early in the morning go smoothly is something I will do.

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Have you been talking to my cat? What has he been telling you about me?

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Did I ever hurt someone's feelings here? If so I apologize. I may leave Ab soon and I don't want to leave ill-feelings when I do. Thanks! Hey man you can't be leaving, you are joking right? You didn't hurt my feelings so I don't know why you want to leave. I hope you can stick around for much longer and infect us with more of your loony humor.

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Were you recorded in front of a live studio audience? Yes, any time I played Vegas as a warm up act for Elvis, I always insisted on having a live studio audience, lol.

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Shimmy Shimmy _____________? Shake, shake.

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Do you know the origins of your metal coat hangers? Left overs from a water diviners convention or tinfoilhat.com used to hold meetings in my house before I moved in.

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Take _______. 46, but don't tell Christian Bale. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrvMTv_r8sA Contains very strong/offensive language.

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What is a good first job in your country? Working as an accountant for Darby O' Gill and the little people. I'm gonna find out where they hide their gold one of these days.

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Why are you walking funny? My legs are made from jelly.

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He who laughs________________? his ass off better get ready for some heavy lifting.

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leap__________? frog year outta bed when your alarm goes off on Monday morning

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Do you need a shave I'm good for another day.

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I saw XT dancing with a mannequin. Is something wrong with him? That was no mannequin that was his boss.

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What word would you remove from the dictionary never to be used again? I pick "stupid" Politician.

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If you're not "taken" right now, do you feel kind of sad that Valentine's Day is coming up? I was interested in a co-worker but she does this hot and cold thing every 3 or 4 days and I just think she is not worth the effort. It would be great to be going out on a date on Saint Valentine's Day night but it will pass.

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What is something that's red? A newspaper.

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Do you want to go to the beach? Can we leave it until tomorrow, it's 9.40pm where I live and dark outside.

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I am ________ in bed in the morning. performing magic tricks

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you might as well face it___________________? you're looking the wall.

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crying _____________________________ wolf all the time means when the real deal is going down, no one listens to you.

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I am a black belt in origami, are there any fellow practitioners of this deadly art on AB? Not in origami, but in Feng Shui. I think your bed needs to be moved a little to the left.

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What female name do you find most sexually attractive? Simone gives me goosebumps.

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Do you color outside the lines? Yes all the time, that's what being a rebel is all about. On Sunday, I get hold of a crayon and draw lines on every wall in the house.

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Got a joke for me? Chuck Norris took the bite out of the Apple logo.

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Why did MIA give the one finger salute during NFL halftime show? MIA? I take it this is the Madonna story. Some people just get trashier as the years go on. She also got a lot of publicity over it and that is the one think she wants now that her 'career' is on the down slope.

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I just heard on the radio that Kodak is going out of the camera business. What is this? How can Kodak not have cameras? Just read that story 5 minutes before I logged on here. It is a big surprise but not unexpected. As said by other posters, they were big time film camera producers and film developers in past decades, then they moved into digital but over the past 10 to 15 years I think the quality of their cameras and the images their cameras produced went way down and they always seemed to be lagging so...

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Is it REALLY true what Scots don't wear under the kilt? I sure hope so. http://www.modelteam.co.uk/Model.aspx?id=716&type=femalemain

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Who would be the First Person you would call if you won a big lottery? A previous boss I worked for a good few years ago and tell him to go suck it.

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Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? That depends, how freaky can you get?

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What is not a good name for a toilette paper company. The CRAP Paper Company. Clean Regularly And Put in trash can when done.

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Who's comin to town? The Flying Landini Brothers and Their Traveling Medicine Show.

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Do you bathe with bar soap or liquid soap? Why do you like your preference? Bar soap, never used liquid soap, would probably use too much of it if I did.

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Who is your favorite Italian? Claudia Cardinale, back in the day. http://www.moviespad.com/photos/claudia-cardinale-2011-74ebc.jpg

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Have you ever gotten a ticket for jaywalking? No. Jaywalking doesn't exist where I live, you can cross the street where ever you like. WE DON'T LIKE TOO MANY RULES.

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Who is master and who servant? You of yesterday or you of tomorrow? Servant of yesterday and (hopefully) master of tomorrow.

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What's a good name for a pet rock? Miranda if it's a female rock. Quentin if it's a male rock.

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Who would you love to go dancing with? A female co-worker but I don't think she's worth the effort any more.

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What's tougher than diamonds, rich like cream and stronger and harder than a bad girls dream? Biff Tannens knucklehead head.

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She gave me_____________? a ride.... in her car, what type of ride did you think I was talking about?

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I love the smell of _______ in the morning? masonry nails and barbed wire being cooked in my George Foreman grill... or am I thinking of Desperate Dan?

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My room smells like_________? a French hooker's boudoir.

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race to _______________________ the bottom. Seems to be in vogue right now in every country in The West.

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What has been the biggest revelation in your life so far? Never take anything or anyone at face value.

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Gisele Bundchen or Elle machpherson? Kate Beckinsale any day.

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Those who make friends very easily aren't apt to have enemies. Is that true for you? Why? I agree with Surfbiker, it can take years or even decades to make real friends. The people I grew up with and went to school with are true friends. Some of the blow ins I meet today are nothing more than casual acquaintences, here today, gone tomorrow. It was a lot easier making friends 30 years ago than it is now, it seems the more effort you put in, the less you get out.

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American ________________! Graffiti Gothic

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AM or PM person? Has to be PM, I am not a morning person, especially a Monday morning person. When my alarm clock goes off at 7.15am on Monday morning I am like, awwww jeez do I have to get up already, where did the weekend disappear to?

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Will you do the fandango? I put my back out the last time I did the fandango, so no more fandangoing for me.

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What do you dislike about going to the dentist? Being dragged away from talking to the hot nurse... um I mean the drilling part and the scraping part.

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Are you too proud beg? I would never let myself get into a situation where I had to beg in the first place. You have to go through a lot of doors before you get to the stage where begging is your only option. Alarm bells should be ringing loudly before you reach the last door.

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What is the funniest part on That 70s Show? When Red Foreman says to Eric or anyone else for that matter how he's gonna put his foot in their ass.

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Describe Happiness in one word. Cake.

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When is you next day off, other than weekends? Wednesday this week, I hope.

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Where is my friend, Weyloon? He's taking his loony medicine right now and will return to the psych ward shortly.

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Women are like airplanes because? They're sitting in the cockpit taking control after just 3 lessons.

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What is the difference functionally between a CD and a DVD for use with a computer? CD typical storage 650mb to 700mb and a DVD storage is 4.7gb. So much more data can be stored on DVD such as movies. CD's as far as data storage is concerned have been overtaken with portable USB memory sticks or SD memory cards with capacities ranging from 2gb up to 64gb.

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T/F- You have given up your new year resolution Sure have man, my New Year's resolution was, don't make any more new year's resolutions.

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Who had the biggest moustache in the eighities? Peter Griffin. http://flashyourstache.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/family-guy-mustache_31.jpg

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What was your favorite b/w TV show? (Mine was the Dick Van Dyke show) The Honeymooners with Jackie Gleason.... one of these days Alice, one of these days!

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Are you a smooth criminal? Sure am, shamone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE One of the best covers ever done.

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Do you want me to put the handcuffs on you? Only if you are Kate Beckinsale. http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/kate-beckinsale-image.jpg

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------------- drive Computer hard

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Two ____________ blind mice. There were originally three, but one got hit by a car while trying to cross the street.

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Just stick it in _____________ the refrigerator for two hours and the swelling should go down.

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Mason _______________ Williams. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNtWK04xxog&feature=related Classical Gas, one of the greatest instrumentals ever done.

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Does life get better when you are older? I wouldn't agree or disagree, you can have your good days and your bad days.

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Guys, if you become pregnant, would you have an abortion, or would you change your name to Gladys? I wouldn't have an abortion or feel the need to change my name. I guess I would be looking at a C Section instead.

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Are you a penny pincher? Not really, but I know I should do that much more. I'm working part time right now and every cent counts. One thing I have stopped doing is stopping every time someone on the street says, can I have 5 minutes of your time, I just walk on by. You can usually spot these people from far off as they wear a high viz vest and are carry a clip board. At a local grocery store, they sell bread, the...

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Country roads _______________________ are full of pot holes the size of moon craters.

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What have you given up on? Why? Finding a soulmate. At 44, I just can't be bothered making the effort any more.

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Is there someone that's on your mind all the time? A co-worker but it's like she has two different personalities. I don't know if I should waste any time on persuing her as she can change from personality 1 to personality 2 very quickly.

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What's the worst horror movie cliche you can think of? Dracula speaks perfect English and uses hair oil. Dracula's clothes are always clean and pressed but you never see him doing any laundry. Dracula never sticks his fangs into his lower gums. With all the grave robbing that went on, you would have thought Frankensteins monster would have gotten at least one decent pair of shoes to wear. Frankensteins monster never bumped his head on any low...

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I think I will eat__________________? some French fried taters, a corn dog and a foot long just like Carl from Slingblade.

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whats that ____________ doing under your bed ? elevator shaft

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She tied me to the bed and spanked my bare butt with a __________? pack of weeners from my weenie truck.

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Seduce me with your_____________? weenie truck.

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I am 5'10" and i wear shoes of size 12. IS my shoe size normal for my height? Depends on whether you are male or female.

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Is it being to tough to kick your partner to the curb if they drink all the coke and eat all the biscuits while your out shopping No, it's not tough enough at all. An hour spent in the Iron Maiden would soon put a stop to your partner drinking and eating while you are out shopping.

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I've Just Gotta Knock-out AlreADY, Stoned-CoLD, Tagg YOU LATER?!!! C U L8R Alig8R!

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Hypothetical: if someone gets a new girl and her ex-boyfriend says, 'Good luck', with an air of mixed disgust and pity, what does it mean? He hopes both of them fall off the edge of a cliff.

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Help! What should I get my boyfriend for valentines day? Any Ideas? That depends on what age you are and how long you have been dating.

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What mama say? Get yo lazy ass outta bed, cook me sum grits and go fine yo self a job or I'm callin the Steve Wilkos show.

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When did you last nail your colors to the mast? You won't find this mast on a boat or ship. http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/nail-your-colours-to-the-mast.html

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Want some popsicles? Popsicles, yeah. http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/d/df/Chris_Griffin.png Old mister Herbert is that you?

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Does your grandmother smoke pot? I don't think so, but she never let me use the bathroom on Saturday or Sunday when I visited.

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Have you customised your bicycle? Every weekend. http://orangechopperbikes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Custom-Bicycle.jpg

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Will you take me out? Hold on, I'll just go see if Mikey and Frankie are free tonight.

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Do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Do you have a wife or husband? How much do you love her/him? Not right now. Maybe it's a blessing in disguise and I just haven't figured it out yet.

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Do you ever answer questions that are directed to members of the opposite sex? Yes, it's the only way to find out what women are really thinking. We can't do that thing that women do, you are sitting watching the football game and she asks you, so what are you thinking? Ummm, uuuhhhh, quick dude think of something to say, you honey, as always. Awwww how sweet, NOW TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE REALLY THINKING.

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Have you ever been attacked by microscopic aliens? My bed is a battle zone. http://www.greendrycarpetcleaning.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/mite.jpg Don't have nightmares.

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Do you consider yourself sexy? Why? Apparently I'm too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan. I am not allowed into those cities as I am way too sexy. Anywhere else, no problem.

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Why should hard working engineers, systems analysts, and doctors support lazy Liberal Arts majors? Who says engineers, systems analysts, and doctors can't be lazy aswell?

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Is welfare the #1 problem in America? Having no alternative to left and right is the problem.

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How do you say "Excuse me" in your own language? On a good day it's 'excuse me' but on a bad day it's 'any chance of getting past old bean before the sun sets'?

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Judge Judy: Real or fake? Real of fake what?

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Do you have one or two? I started off getting a one about a week ago, chickened out halfways through and then asked for a two.

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When someone greets you and says "how are you?" do you tell them how you feel or do you see it as a pleasantry? Depends on who the person is. If it is someone I know then I might tell them if there is something on my mind or something is bothering me. But 99% of times I just say, I'm fine or I'm grand, yourself?

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What country could I move to that has a much less corrupt government then the US but life styles are kinda similar? That would rule out my country, as we are planning on changing our flag to having a picture of a banana on it and the word REPUBLIC written under it.

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Have you been to Hobbytown USA?What do you buy there? I had to read your question twice as the first time I read it, I thought I saw the words, 'have you ever been to hobotown', lol. Must go look it up now to see what it's all about.

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Swing low ______________ and you miss the door frame, swing high and KABOOM, straight into it.

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In the town where i was born ___________________ it is now full of people I don't recognize.

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Guys: have you ever woken up the morning after a party and found an escaped murderess next to you in bed? I've asked women that I've dated a lot of questions but I've never asked if she is a murderess, must remember that for next time, lol. I suppose if she had a lot of sharp knives in her bag it might be a giveaway.

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This guy likes me its mutual but he has strict religious background which keeps him from dating me what 2 do? If you want to date someone, you can either get him to ditch his beliefs or you need to let this guy go and find someone you can date.

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CD, DVD, BluRay... Will there be another level in optical data storage? Difficult to say but I would venture that storing data on disc must be coming to an end sometime soon as you can only squeeze so much data onto them. Maybe a fiber optic drive connected to the fiber optic cable that comes into your house or apartment block. It would have an internal storage drive that would allow you to store and playback movies and music or upload or download files and...

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Hit the_______? brakes. bricks. sack.

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How Long have you been awake right now? 7am this morning, now it's 8.30pm, 13 and a half hours.

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Are you wicked? Right now on here, YES! Watch me stick it to the die hards on here.

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Some fancy dancy wealthy folks think it's their due to sail through life on the backs of others who actually do all the work. Do you? Why? http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvkzzfLzvN1qlknmzo2_250.jpg He's done a lot of sailing through life Rosie.

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Do we have any famous or celebrity AB'ers with us today? Give a shout out! Bette Davis.

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Have you ever accidentally blown up a building with gelignite while trying to open a locked box? Not yet Kenz, but I would like to be standing on the roof of a building when it did blow up. That would be a trip down to street level I wouldn't forget in a long time.

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Do you care about where your food comes from, or do you buy anything that is cheap? Yes, I support the food producers in my own country first and then the wider European community. I've bought food from other countries including Africa and South America.

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Instead of trying to shove "Marxist paradise" on USA, why don't the libs just move to Cuba or North Korea where it's already in force? By your reckoning if someone is a liberal that makes them a Marxist? You can't be a liberal and a Marxist at the same time. Take a look at North Korea and tell me it's a place where liberals would want to go visit.

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Last night I met a really hot blonde girl. I got her number and everything. Does anybody have any suggestions or advice? Is this the same blonde girl you met 10 days ago or a different blonde girl?

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Does your toilet sing? No, but it can hum for days after I'm done using it.

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Will Newt Gingrich pay my electric bill? Better chance of Newt paying it than Mitt Romney who doesn't want anyone knowing his financial affairs. C'mon Mitt what you gotta hide, we're all friends here?

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Did you catch the chicken yet? Not yet, I'm still chasing round the backyard after it and trying to type this at the same time, not easy!

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By the time I get to_____________? 90, I sure hope they have better afternoon tv.

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So, SOPA dies and now two new bills take it's place...why do they want to take America's freedom away so badly? Corporate lobbyists are putting the government under the kosh and telling them, this is how it's going down.

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You know your boring people when_______________? they start talking about the size of their kidney stones. dead people in the funeral parlor get up and leave. mold and rust start watching each other grow.

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Would you like to build a sandcastle with me? Yes I would like to build a sandcastle right now. Can we get ice cream when we're done, can we, can we?

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I wish that my hair was_________? not starting to spike right now as I got a really tight cut a week ago.

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When a girl is talking about a hot guy and she says "Damn, he can get it" does she sound like a whore? It doesn't mean she is that, but if she is sleeping with half the college football team or all of her male co-workers and maybe her female co-workers aswell, then I'd be looking elsewhere for someone to date.

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I get suspicious when? (what makes you suspicious) The behavior of a member of my family. And also one or possibly two of my co-workers, they've been running hot and cold since I started working there last year.

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Are you aware of any interesting coincidences? (see description..) In 1898, 14 years before the Titanic made her maiden voyage, Morgan Robertson published his book, 'Futility' or 'The Wreck of the Titan.' This was the story of an "unsinkable" massive ocean liner, which like the Titanic, was on its maiden voyage from Britain to New York in the month of April, with 2,000 people on board. While it was also attempting to cross the Atlantic in record time, it too...

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Describe your dream girl http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg5evyvOVG1qgyygvo1_400.jpg Maggie Gyllenhaal

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Why did Janis Joplin ask for a color TV in one of her songs? Wouldn't she have asked for a flat-screen, 65-inch, OLED TV? She should have asked for an ipad 2 instead.

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what (if anything) have you agonised over ? Should I buy the 60 inch plasma tv or the slightly smaller 54 inch 3d tv? Ooooooh, what to do, what to do?

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Look out mamma there's a _______________________ freight train comin down the track, I can hear that whistle blowin and it won't be comin back. I got me some Folsom Prison blues. Johnny Cash, a true legend.

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What would be a terrible opening line in a book? There's a sucker born every minute, HA HA.

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Do you use oxymorons? I feel pretty ugly answering this question.

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How many computers are there in your house? I had to climb over a mountain of desktop pc's to get to this one and answer this question, how big was the mountain? You can look down on Mount Everest from on top of it.

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___________ in my opinion,rules the music world right now!? The music nazi's from WMG, S*ny and BMG.

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pc or laptop or tablet, which is your favourite ? An arse kicker of a desktop right now.

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presented by___________________________ Joe Blow and The Retardo String Quartet.

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Whats Judge Judy have that you dont Darth Vader's black gown, he will be so pissed when he finds out she took it.

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Guys: Would you rather have a bad girl or a good girl? The good girl now, but it was the bad girl when I was in my late teens and early twenties. Of course if I was dating a good girl, what is to stop me from making her bad, if you know what I mean!

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go go gadget ______. Butt flap.

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Which country operating on a shoestring is known for its McGyver-like resourcefulness? Any candidates? India, they can make you anything from just from old junk lying on the street.

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What color is the room you are in right now? Off white, possibly cream colored walls, hard wood floor and white/gray ceiling.

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What gets on your nerves the most? The grammar and spellink nazi's on here, that's who really grind my gears.

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Do you point at people? I use the 'politician point' where you wrap your index finger around the tip of your thumb and use that to jab my opponent.

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MEN: do you prefer long or short hair on a woman? It's always been women with long hair but if she looks like she could turn you to stone with one glance, you know 'the look' I'm talking about, then hair and every thing else doesn't get a look in.

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Snow makes me so ______________________! happy when I see it. It's the falling on your ass part when you slip on it that grinds my gears.

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Is Zack the most romantic person on AB? It has to be Weylon or maybe it's his alter ego Weyloony?

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Is a 6 pack a good pick me up present when you visit somebody in hospital A date with a hot nurse (I hate those ER style gender neutral tunics they have to wear now) always made me get better really fast, never tried a six pack before.

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When a savage dog bails u up in the street do you go into Karate Kid mode? Where I live dogs are not permitted to wander along city streets unaccompanied, so I've never had that problem. It did happen once or twice when I lived out in the stixx, people are less inclined to check where their dog is all day especially if they are out working. I just walk past it very very slowly if it is showing any signs that it will attack me.

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I wanna shake__________? it like a Polaroid picture.

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Once a__________always a__________ cop cop

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Use scarecrow in a sentence? Is that a scarecrow in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

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I'm a sucker for___________________ a hard luck story.

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We've been on the run driving in the sun looking out for _______________ a bad ass nun.

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do you have people in your country who sell stuff in the streets? In my country we do. People did it in my country up until 3 or maybe 4 years ago but laws have been tightened up and you don't see it as much now.

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In two words or less:-) describe your legs? I did field and track sports when I was younger so the two words I would use are: athletic shapely, lol What about yours B? How would you describe your pins?

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Is there any particular traits or qualities that someone has to have for you to be in a relationship with them? Friendly, approachable, genuine and not acting like a spoiled brat.

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What is your favorite all-time word [real or not real]? Payday!

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Do you think I resemble Puss N Boots? More like Top Cat than P 'n' B.

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Dead men don't _______________ get a dose of the horn anymore, awwwwhhhh.

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Why are there less women? Yes and depending on whether you live in the city or out in the stixx the number can be higher or lower.

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Are you a big flirt?? That depends on the person I'm trying to flirt with. If I'm being stonewalled by a stiff then I am wasting my time but if she is friendly and approachable then who knows what might happen.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? The person who normally cut and styled their hair was off sick that day. So they had to travel up the hill to this new guy, a Monsieur Guillotine who wanted to try out his full size number 1 blade on both of them that day.

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Minimal design? http://images.kaneva.com/filestore8/4537869/5580324/WhiteUWallpaper.jpg You can't get more minimal than that Mister B.

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Can you complete this limerick? Yo man get the *uck inside befo I go medieval on yo ass. They lived in the projects.

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Don't you wish AB had an "ignore" feature, so you could list people you didn't wish to interact with, and their questions/answers would never show up on your computer? Who's name would be on your ignore list? That would be useful but what happens when they create another account and you don't know who they are anymore? I'd prefer a large boot you could put in some people's ass on here to take them down a peg or two.

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What's the cure for Hey Fever? Spend a month living with Henry Winkler?

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Do you want this girl to be your mother? That reminds me, I must visit The Grand Canyon some time this year.

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Are you in hot water? Possibly in the next few hours after I just posted a question on here.

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anybody seen the new film Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Was going to go see it but sitting in the movie theater for 2.5 hours is a weeeeee bit too long even for me. It will need to be a very good film to keep me interested for that long. If it hasn't got explosions, car chases or someone smashing through a plate glass window six floors up, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sets in. But I am going to see The Darkest Hour.

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What is the rudest thing that anybody has ever done to you in regards to planning an outing? Thinking I was going to get an invite right up till the last minute and then BAM no invite. If I had been told or had known I wasn't getting an invite it wouldn't have been so bad but these a--holes who leave it till the last minute really grind my gears.

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Can you perform a magic trick that is so awesome it will blow every one in the audience? Sorry that was a typo it should have read blow everyone away.

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Do you feel unappreciated? Yes, unfortunately a lot of the time I do. That's why I make very little effort these days.

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Forever anamorphic, not even the Special Edition. Unless you know someone in the mob. Get Shorty an American Institution? Why? I like movies too einstein but I have no idea what you are asking.

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Things that can give you brain freeze? Eating an ice pop too quickly that you just took out of the freezer. I also had a problem with a tooth a few years back and on the way to the dentist to have it removed, I got a pain in my jaw and it traveled up to my head. I think it was a really cold day outside too.

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Have you ever told anyone something personal and later regretted doing so? I will not ask what you told them. Yes, I have told people I thought wouldn't have a problem with some things in the past and the reaction on their faces said it all. I keep that information to myself these days.

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What's the weirdest thing you've put in your mouth? A battery and a golf ball, not at the same time though. Have you ever pressed your tongue against the positive and negative contacts on a battery, eeeewwwww bitter.

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What was the last bit of information to blow your mind? I just heard a few days ago that another relative of mine was married twice and he managed to keep it quiet for the past 40 years. Just a chance conversation with a co-worker brought this information forward.

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So why don't you call me Every time I call, I keep getting through to a Chinese restaurant who want me to place an order!

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What would make you consider a family broken? Why? Factors that break up a family: The spouses fall out of love with each other. Financial pressure. One spouse wanted children and the other didn't but they have children. One spouse who is not capable of commitment. Cheating. Psychological disorders such as major depression and the person will not go for help. If the husband works long hours or works out of town and the wife seldom sees her...

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Would you like to answer roll call? I've asked some "complicated questions" today and was just wondering if I'm the only person on AB. Reminds of the start of Hill Street Blues, one of the best tv cop shows ever made. HERE! Did anyone see Belker today yet?

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New York is -------- a city that never sleeps.

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How do people get through life without cooking one single meal? I work along with people who get all their meals made at work for them. The first cup of tea or coffee they get in the morning at work along with toast is their first meal of the day. They also spend a lot of time ordering pizzas and eating at McDonalds. It seems that keeping food in the house and cooking it is not a priority for them. Having 3 or 4 cars parked outside and a big fancy house...

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What kind of girls do u like bettr? Redheads Blondes or Brunettes??? Guys only Brunettes have always been more fun.

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How can I be part of the breakfast club? Find yourself a DeLorean and travel back to 1985. It's gonna be a tight fit but try and pick up Emilio Estevez, Paul Gleason, Anthony Michael Hall, John Kapelos, Judd Nelson, Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy along the way.

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What comes to your mind when I say White? Michael Jackson, shamone.

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I cant get enough____________? kinky boots? How many pairs do you have in your closet now B?

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Men: what, do you consider to be "too much" of anything on a first date ? Waiting too long for her to 'get ready'. Hearing about all the guys she dated before. Having to sit through her texting or talking to her best friend every 5 minutes. BRINGING HER BEST FRIEND ALONG ON THE DATE.... I'm outta here.

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Does it bother you when other AB users point out your grammatical errors? Cor blimey guv'na, me gramma ain't that bad iz it? I is comin on ere day afta day doin me bes, now old's on till I send me litta nippa up da chimney so e can clean it.

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Dont cry_______________? Madonna, the truth is, I never left you, all through my wild days, my mad existence, I kept my promise, you kept your distance. Guy Ritchie's last words.

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Dial M for _______? Muppets.

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what does it mean when a woman says imma wait till god decides if we get together and she just want friends? She has no interest in you right now and just wants to be friends. If you are looking to date, then look elsewhere as god is quite busy right now and he may not get back to her with a decision in this lifetime.

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Are you convertible? Yes my hood goes up and down three or four times every day.

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Fish gotta swim____________? juz like Frank's gotta spank.

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What insect gives you the "willies"? The spiders close relative The Daddy Longlegs and those silver colored little fish like creatures you find in your bath or wash basin in your bathroom. I have no idea what they are called.

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What do you think about modern day "witches"? Gotta love the way she wiggles it. http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/article/666/666023/bewitched-20051110054713602.jpg

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I have a question. My question is... Do you put three periods or four periods after a word on here...? Hmm, that is a difficult one, better go ask Stephen Hawking.

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Have you ever had a knuckle sandwich? I got a knuckle sandwich served to me just above my right eye when I was in highschool. I think the guy was a boxer as it is one of those cuts they seem to get early on and it takes the blood a long time to stop coming out. Since then, I have avoided knuckle sandwiches like the plague.

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Do you try too hard to fit in? I did when I was younger, not so much now. If I'm accepted into a group without having to try too hard then that is good. But when I have to start making a big effort then I know I'm either doing something wrong or these people are only interested in themselves.

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Are you a hill billy? If using the word y'all is considered a hill billy trait, then I am might be one. Does that and my mullet haircut, Billy Ray Cyrus posters and fondness for line dancing make me a hill billy?

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How many seconds are there in a century and a half? Apparently not enough to pay back all the money we owe foreign banks.

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Howzat? Izgood wenz yiz diz it reeht.

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Is it important to you to find a drug dealer near you home? Now that you are Sherriff of Loonyville, can you suggest a good dealer who lives near me as I don't like walking too far?

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Who thinksMary-louise parker is hot? Yes she is hot but man she sure does look like a lot of other actresses... http://www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Mary-Louise-Parker.jpg Courtney Cox in this picture http://e2de.com/data_images/mary-louise-parker/mary-louise-parker-01.jpg Anne Hathaway in this picture http://www.marieclaire.com/cm/marieclaire/images/GT/over-40-mary-louise-parker-0710-de.jpg Kate...

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Here in Canada we have a weird -kind of strange funny place we call the Parliament Buildings .. Does your country have anything similar? Yes, I have one of those in my country too. Far too many slackers hanging around it looking to make a quick buck and keep it quiet. They will be off on their summer holidays in a few months time and somehow the country will run itself! Oh that's right, I forgot we had the EU, ECB and the IMF in here now running the show.

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What is some wisdom you gained from a religious leader? Don't get on a plane with him and fly to French Guiana.

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Who is your favorite TV couple? Homer and Marge Simpson.

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The Brotherhood of the __________________ . traveling butt inspectors. They gonna pay yo town a visit real soon.

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Ever play the Butt game? Rise of the Planet of the Butts. Butt Wars. Fun with Dick and Butt. The Butt Connection. Did you ever pick your butt in Poughkeepsie? Charlie and The Butt Factory. 300 (Butts). The Curious Case of Benjamin Butt-on. James and The Giant Butt. The Man With The Golden Butt. The Good, The Butt and The Ugly.

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I can see your lips moving but all I hear is............................? white noise.

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What time do you wake up? Is this a competition to see who can boast about getting up early. I get up at 3.05 am every morning so I beat miketd61 by 10 minutes.

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Would you buy a house if it was built with exploding bricks? Only if I can pay with it using non-existant money.

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Help, I can't stop ______________!!! this REO Speedwagon anymore!!!

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Girls: What your line would be when you want to invite a guy to dinner for your first date? Boys: How would you prefare to be invited? She would just have to say the words 'cooked food' and that's all I need to hear. We are simple creatures and don't need a big song and dance routine building up to it or having someone chase after us for months... unlike the routine we have to go through every time.

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My boyfriend told me to tell him what is keeping us together... I'm very shy of expressing my feelings and i dont know how to tell him. Impossible to say, as we can't read your mind. As Wellduh says, just tell him how you feel about him.

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_______________xoxoxo. I miss OXO gravy too. This crap you get today is terrible.

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goodbye____________? waistline, hello chocolate cake.

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What (in your opinion) is the anthem of the 80's? For me it has to be A-ha singing Take On Me because of the video they made. http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=IE&v=djV11Xbc914 Tell me this video isn't cool.

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does anyone actually SAY "tee hee?" I have yet to hear someone say that when they laugh, just like I have never heard anyone say zzzzzzzzzzzzzz when they sleep.

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Did you ever get into trouble for coming home too late? What happened? Many times. Let's just say my mother and father were not toooooo happy.

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Oh Mrs brown, you have a lovely___________? bunch of coconuts.

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iPhone = cool, Android = losers? I've got neither of those, so I'm not even on the radar screen. Won't keep me awake at night.

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"FIRE"...what is the first thing that pops into your mind? For some reason the early episodes of Beavis and Butthead came into my head. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, fire, Fire, FIRE!

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Why do you update your Facebook page while driving? Yes, that's the only time you'll ever see me updating my Face'ache'book page.

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How would you show appreciation...besides clapping/applauding? Buy a small gift, a card with all your names on it and some flowers, just like what we did in the place where I work.

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Have you ever tripped over air? Yes that has happened to me. I'll be walking along the street and then for some unknown reason I trip over air. I stop, turn around to see what it was and there is nothing lying on the sidewalk! http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sHbPgDvAvf0/0.jpg

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Is it true you were only supposed to blow the doors off? Awww man, I wish you'd told me earlier, it would have saved me banging my head against them for the past hour.

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If I had a time machine I'd never even think of going to the year ____. 80085

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What's something that can disappear in seconds? My paycheck aswell. The sun in Ireland. The promises a politician makes at election time. The half priced bread at my local grocery store.

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Did you know that a turtle can breathe through it's butt? I did not know that. I can use that information to get free beer this weekend.

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By Jove, do you really think so? We tried 'by Jove', but Doctor Doolittle will only see you now 'by appoinment'.

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John, Paul, George and ____________ Zippy. Mildred. the giant peach.

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Why are there so many questions about Looneys? Are Lonneys going to rule our world? Lol~~~ Don't tell Sarah Palin, we will never get rid of her.

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Would you rather eat cereal or waffles for breakfast? I've never ate waffles for breakfast, in my country waffles are ate at lunch/dinner time. We usually grill them and eat them with sausages, chips and beans or peas.

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Did you hear about the mom in Ohio who found thousands in dollars in grants to go back to school knowing three secrets? Is she the same mom who can whiten your teeth using only one easily available household product?

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Whats more worser? It's far badder to be using the word worser in a sentence. But out of your two choices I'd go for living in shame as some people quite enjoy being tortured for the rest of their lives. It seems to give some people a reason to get up in the morning out of bed.

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The Rolling Stones ____________________ are so old, even carbon dating says, you've got to be kidding me already!

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What would you do with Facebook if you had control for a day? What's Facebook?

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Do you want to hit me with a shoe? Are you a former Muslim dictator?

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I'm making 16 bean soup!!! I can't name 16 beans... can you? Don't forget Mister Bean, lol.

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I only want to be__________________? with you. Dusty Springfield. http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=dusty+springfield+i+only+want+to+be+with+you+youtube+video&docid=1437278208485&mid=822746EA2A10CF377A95822746EA2A10CF377A95&FORM=VIRE1# You don't get songs or a sound like that anymore.

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Why did my snowman turn yellow?? He's been eating too many lemon snowcones and now the jig is up.... BUSTED!

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When I'm crowned emperor of the world, the first thing I'll change is _____________ my underwear.

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My first job? Stay in the education system for as long as possible as you will be competing with college and university graduates for limited jobs in 2012. The slowdown in job creation will continue in the UK during 2012. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/jobs/8961803/Predictions-for-2012-bleak-jobs-prospects-raise-fears-of-lost-generation.html ...

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What would you say the first word if you amounted to Mars? I don't think we're in Kansas.

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____________ is the best motivator. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

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Ask a stupid question, get a ________? place on The Apprentice.

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May I schedule a tour of the Answer Bag facility? Unfortunately, I am due at the box factory at 4pm local time today, for a tour, but I would certainly like a tour of this facility next Saturday.

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What is a fun thing to do in bed? (original thoughts please) Put your dipstick in the oil tank and see if it needs a refill?

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Newt Gingrich wants it to be 1983. Do you? I do! I would totally go see Return of the Jedi!!! No thanks,that year sucked ass for me.

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How to please a guy by just kissing and makingout? Do you sit on his lap, or something, give me ideas please Making out is something you do in highschool right? Maybe you should wait until you are an adult to find what the rest of that stuff is.

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Men: how did your approach in chatting up, or taste, in women change From under 20 to over 40? I dated girls in my 20's and now in my 40's WOMEN need only apply. I don't go to bars or nightclubs every weekend and spend more time getting to know a woman and she what her personality is like over a period of time and how she interacts with my friends, family and co-workers. I started a new job in October last year and it has been quite an eye opener in seeing how people interact with each...

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When do you start to think if a person is not worth it anymore? When all the effort you put into the relationship has no affect. If the other person is not meeting you half ways, then it's time pack up and go.

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Is your hat on backwards? No, it's just the shape of my head makes it look that way.

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Why don't some AB users care how many points they have or how high up the leaderboard they are? I never check my points or keep checking every week to see how high I am up the leaderboard as they have no influence on me at all. I just log on here to pass an hour and have a laugh, unlike some people I could list who think that AB is the be all and end all of their entire universe.

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Y do women say they want a nice respectable guy & a real relationship but then it comes down to it, they always pick an asshole loser? When you get an answer to that question, let me know. I've been trying for the past 30 years to figure out why women behave like that. Check out The Martyr Complex... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martyr_complex

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when you see a beautiful girl What will you ask to her or what will be your comment Why would I feel obliged to say anything to a complete stranger?

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If you had to live without one thing or the other would you choose toilet paper or a toilet? I could live without a toilet but not without toilet paper. As a dude, finding a place to go to the toilet au naturale is no big deal to us.

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What city, state, country you live? Me: USA, California, Los ANgeles Craggy Island, Ireland. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lP-TOKmmYY

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If I say "travel", you say? Let's go.

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What is your hoover's name? J. Edgar. He sucks big time, lol.

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Did you know _______? that Springfield is located in Northern Ireland. The creators of The Simpsons don't want anyone knowing that.

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What book would you like to write about? The telephone directory. You have a list of ready made characters running into thousands, all living in different locations, all with different jobs and backstory's. Should be enough material there to get a best seller knocked out.

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What makes cake soggy? Forgetting to take it indoors again after you left it on the window ledge to cool down.

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Is it stranger here than over there? No, it's quite strange over here too.

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What do you do on a rainy day? look out the window and think, where did all this traffic come from and where is it going to?

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What happened? Biker fight? nose job? What? I got jumped by a mean group of seniors on their way back to the retirement home.

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what is a spooky sound? An old rusty wrought iron gate creaking in the wind at the entrance to an old abandoned graveyard just after midnight. The moon has just been covered by clouds and you can hear the scraping sound of stone slabs sliding open from on top the tombs.

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Has anyone seen my bo obs?? Ring this number and they will help you find your bo obs. 58008 618. Standing on you head while you write the number down will also help.

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Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh, soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie? Apparently the candy man can but if he was to make it today, food health inspectors might have something to say about the ingredients he uses.

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Are you a sucker for a pretty face and/or body? I try very hard not to be a sucker for a pretty face and or body but it sure is difficult. Once the heat seeking missile has locked onto the target there's no escape, lol.

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How often do you talk to your next door neighbors? On rare occassions if I meet them outside.

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My friend sent me a text on Christmas morning. It read: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z. What did she mean? Either she hasn't quite mastered the qwerty keypad on her phone yet or as there is no L in there, it might be she was wishing you a Merry Christmas in a roundabout and overly long way.

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Would Chuck? Chuck wood at James Woods while being chased by a wood chuck chucking wood at him for upsetting Chuck Norris is what you really want to ask?

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Can you name something you can't control? I can't control myself, I love you and nobody else.

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What were you looking forward to in 1986? Getting in the movies for 5 bucks... even then we thought we were being ripped off. Sadly the old lady who worked in the ticket booth, that we used to sneak past ten years earlier, had died and there was some sharp young cookie on duty now.

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when was the last time you saw a "pager?" About 5 months ago when I had a hospital visit.

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What do you have your hands full of right now?so to speak:-) If this had been Thursday I would have said a lovely bunch of coconuts but alas it isn't so I'm just holding my mouse right now.

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I have a __________ and I'm not afraid to use it! fart knocker gun

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Good Idea, Bad Idea: Games for TV Shows? Throw shoes at your favorite dictator and win a prize with every direct hit. Build an outside toilet faster than Darryl from Alabama. If you win, you get to hook up with his wife, ummm, I mean his sister, ummmm I mean his mom. Being buried alive with Paris Hilton, how long can you last?

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What happened to your TV? It got boring so I exchanged it for a goldfish bowl... hey lieutenant shiny sides, you want some food?

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Things women do brilliantly? They can navigate their way around a large shopping mall filled with people on Christmas Eve, get everything they want to purchase and come out without a scratch... same thing goes for the sales in January.

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i am leaving___________ on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again.

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Who would win in competition of drinking beer .. You or Lady Gaga He would.

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Would you like to fly on airplanes? I'd prefer to be inside, but if you've got a wing walking job going I might just take you up on it. Are we flying down to Rio?

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Someday ____________ my prints will come. Man I've been waiting for the past 2 months for my photographs to come back from the chemists.

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What is the funniest error message you ever saw? Windows Vista has recovered from a fatal error. Fatal huh? If only we could all recover as easily from being shot or stabbed.

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What do you miss doing from your youth that you no longer do now? Being able to travel and not worrying about missing a flight connection, train connection or bus connection and having to spend the night sleeping on a wooden bench in a train or bus station in the middle of nowhere. Kind of hard to to now that I have diabetes.

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how come she dont want me man? No details = no help. You got to fill us in man on what is going on with you.

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If Answerbag Island existed, what would be your role on it? Tea and scones anyone? http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=father+ted+mrs+doyle+making+tea+youtube+videos&qpvt=father+ted+mrs+doyle+making+tea+youtube+videos&mid=8A3BA34C4B0CE9086F698A3BA34C4B0CE9086F69&FORM=LKVR4#

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Don't stand in my way ... I'm on my way to _______________!!! get a Krabby Patty. Yum! http://images.wikia.com/spongebob/images/b/b8/Krabby_Patty_2.jpg

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The most irresistible thing a woman can wear is_____________? These and a short skirt. http://www.surprisingshoes.com/images/Modern-Bright-Red-Christian-Louboutin-Womens-cheap.jpg

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When someone makes a movie out of a book you enjoyed, do you generally like the movie or hate it? A lot of books have been turned into great screenplays but then again, there have been more turkey's cooked to compensate for it. It depends on who is involved in 'the project' and how much influence the writer of the book has on the movie set. He or she may have a lot of input then again he or she may have very little input. I would prefer to go with books on this occassion.

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Does my ex gf wants me back? There's only one way to find out and that is ask her. No one on here can read her mind or know what she wants to do, you know her best.

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im in a very sticky situation :( To get someone to respond, you really need to ask a question and not make a statement.

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Whom does "Mr. Burns" remind you of in real life? John McCain. http://bigjournalism.com/files/2010/03/john-mccain.jpg Ewwww, what's that on my hand?

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How much of the success of a General on the battlefield is due to him and how much is due to the excellence of his troops? It's a group effort Rosie. There can be no weak links in the chain from the Generals at the top all the way down to the soldiers on the ground, and everyone else in between. Once a weak link appears the enemy will exploit it. Happy Tuesday Rosie.

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How do you pronounce the name of N. Korea's new leader, "Kim Jong Un"? Kim Young Un.

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The holidays are over; what's next? The days getting longer. Saint Valentine's Day. Saint Patrick's Day, woohoo. Come on the Fighting 69th!

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What is Frank Sinatra's deepest song? Six Feet Under?

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Why are people so nice to me? There's only 1 Weyloony or is there 2? You're an original, a one off, a hoot. Tell me, who writes your material for you or is it the medication kicking in?

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Help I need________________? a lawyer to get rid of Ringo. He's been calling today looking for his share of the royalties.

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He drives me crazy when he______________? won't stop playing all of Britney Spears songs all night at full volume.

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Do you have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back? No, the government can stand right in front of you and embrace you with one arm and use the other arm to hold the knife.

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Do you like pony? Hmmm, that depends on what you mean by pony?

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Jane is mary's mother, mary is___of jane mother? living off and not paying any rent or utilities. And they will all be appearing on The Steve Wilko's Show on Thursday.

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You can trust your government to ________________. Embrace you with one arm and stab you in the back with the other.

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Did you empty my chamber pot? Not yet my lord, will do forsooth when light breaks through yonder window.

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Are you an Illya Kuryakin fan? I would be, if only I could pronounce his name, lol.

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Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are ........... ? Quinners? Doggedly determined and will be the last man/woman standing.

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Have you ever eaten ginger? I can think of a really rude answer involving Fred Astaire but I will refrain from posting it.

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Epic fail: ____________________. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6SSrHryLlt8/Tb7KfNJ1SMI/AAAAAAAADT4/gW3EFdnxPSg/s320/Donald-Trump-Bad-Hair-Photo-1.JPG It's alive I tell you, IT'S ALIVE! Hey Don, stop being such a tight ass and buy a real hairpiece already.

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Do you like egg sandwich? Yes, pity about the awful smell they make.

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Starfish creep me out! If you think starfish are creepy, I don't, you want to look at an octopus. Now they really freak me out.

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There's a _____________ in my boot! squelching sound. Eeewwwwww.

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Are Leann Rimes and Busta Rhymes related? Yes, just like Bart and OJ Simpson are.

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Ever since I was a young boy, __________. I sure played a mean game of pinball against the former member of The Who.

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If someone on here sends you a message, do you always respond? Why or why not? All the messages I've been sent over 2 years I've replied to them out of common courtesy. Depending on how long I've known the person or how much interaction I've had with them, my reply may be short or long.

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Is it just me, or? It's definitely or. Happy new year to you Amorphus.

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Me and ________________ is never a good idea. a crazed bear swinging a chainsaw round after he's had a few beers is never a good idea.

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How many friends have you lost or gained in 2011? Thankfully I didn't lose any but then again, I didn't gain any either. Seem to be collecting more casual acquaintences these days than acutal friends. The type of people who seem to just drift in and out of your life, here one week gone the next.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Can I go to bed now? Happy New Year Bedford Falls, happy new year old building and loan, happy new year Mister Potter, and happy new year Mister Bromide.

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What's the WORST breakup song of all time? I don't know what the worst one is but ABBA singing, Knowing Me, Knowing You is pretty devastating. Walking through an empty house, tears in my eyes Here is where the story ends, this is goodbye

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What is something that you own, that you consider to be handy? Mobile phone. A screwdriver and anti static wrist strap for taking the side panel off my computer if I want to upgrade it. Microwave. Washing machine, saves hours spent down at the river with a scrubbing board, lol.

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Don't you just hate, hate? Happy New Year's my friends! Love ya! Happy New Year Cotton, it's 10 after midnight here so it is now January 1, 2012.

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What things do you need like a hole in the head? A screen door on a submarine.

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Do you like to be recognised on the Internet, or would you rather not be? I prefer to fly under the radar. That's why you will never see me set up an account on Facebook. A co-worker of mine had her home broken into 3 days before Christmas while she was out doing her Christmas shopping and the bastards stole all the gifts she had bought for her children. She just gave out too much information on her Facebook page.

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Is it 2012 where you are at? In 4 hours 55 minutes from now it will be 2012.

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Will you accept my wishes to you for a very happy, healthy and successful new year? I will gladly accept your wishes elizabeth and let me wish you the same in return.

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Why didn't Bruce Banner's underpants ever rip when he turned into the Hulk? They were painted on.

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Don't you talk about my __________ or I'll slap you. momma. And she'll slap you into the middle of nex week when I'm through.

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Who wouold be your Looney of the Year 2011? http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images/1010_du/8784697-1-eng-US/1010_DU_full_600.jpg Just give him time....

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The pirate and the knight_______. were making out while a Bugs Bunny loony tunes cartoon was on tv.

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Have you ever written in your own name on a ballot? No, but Doctor Ben Dover is a very popular candidate where I live.

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If you can be anything - wake up tomorrow and be anything - what would you do? Turn into the buttons on NIcole Kidman's shirt... http://www.expresshole.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nicole-kidman-2.jpg

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If you fell into a big vat of beer or whisky, would you swim and survive, or die trying to drink your way out? I'd do what Homer Simpson would, drink my way out.

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Are you/can you be a playful person? scale of 1-10(10=very playful) 9.5, I have my serious side too.

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How many loonies does it take to change a light bulb? 76. One to hold the lightbulb and seventy five to rotate the room.

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Am I wearing my pants too low? What happened to the rest of your legs? You know your pants are too low when people start parking their bicycles in your butt.

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"By hook or by crook!" I get the crook part but what is the hook part all about? I've often wondered what that phrase meant aswell Rosie, I thought it might have some religious meaning but the origin is still uncertain even today. http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/by-hook-or-by-crook.html

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Who wants to be BROMY? Is this like joining the Freemason's? Is there a secret handshake and do I get any gifts such as technical drawing or construction equipment?

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Why did the loony cross the street? Because he heard some looney tunes coming from the looney music store and thought, duh, ummm, uuuhhh, I need to, ummmm, uuuhhh, get me, uummmm, some of that.

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Do you have cable t.v...How many useless channels would you guess that you have...Do you think it's overpriced? I don't have cable tv, I have satellite tv which is more available over here than cable. And yes it is the same, hundreds of channels with nothing on them to watch. We also have freeview channels and I still have a tv antenna and between all of them, there is probably 5 tv channels I watch regularly.

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What is the point of girls having fake acrylic nails? It's something Z list celebrities have passed down just like, fake tans, caterpillar eyelashes, 6 inch high heeled shoes, hair extensions, bling etc. I also blame Simon Cowell for this.

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Has there ever been a television show better than "My Name is Earl"? My Name is Earl is pretty good but I've seen funnier shows. Seinfeld, The Larry Sanders Show, The Jerry Springer Show, The Steve 'get off my stage' Wilkos Show all come to mind.

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Have we reached the tipping point yet? People's tolerance for taking crap seems to be endless these days. There were many tipping points since 2008 and we were all told THIS IS IT, the shit is going down right now, but nah, not to worry, stick on a nice pot of tea and eat some more custard creams and everything will be fine.

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Are you the owner of this _____________? John Deere tractor? It's blocking my driveway. http://images01.olx.ca/ui/3/55/77/62104877_1-Tractor-John-Deere-9200-2001-.jpg

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What's a lesbotron? A female robot who likes other female robots?

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Can women make sandwiches? Yes they can, but the real big question is, can they make a good hang sammich and a good oul mug o tay, that'll put hair on yer chest?

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Today, I think I'm gonna .............. ? be sad, there's this girl and she's driving me mad and she's goin away, yeah. Oh, she's got a ticket to ride, she's got a ticket to ride, but I don't care.

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European women don't seem as stuck up and full of themselves as American women. Why is that? I think you are generalizing, I've met some very friendly American women in my own country, I don't know if they behave different when they are abroad and act stuck up and full of themselves when at home. I could say the same for women in my own country who are not American, I think it is all down to personality and how you approach them. French women on the other hand are like off the scale...

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Are you optimistic about 2012? Ask me again on New Year's Eve 2012, lol. I certainly look forward to being optimistic in 2012, whether 2012 will deliver the goods or not is entirely up to it. Happy new year to you Doyler and GO ON YA GOOD THING, DUSTIN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2O12... our American friends will have no idea who we're taking about.

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Why are you afraid of____________________? Virginia's wolf? He's really cute and cuddly, awwwwhhhh.

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When was the last telegram you sent? In the early hours of 15 April, 1912.

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I say "New York" you say? Bags packed, ready to go, let's paint the town red, woohoo.

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How long before children are referred to as "emerging consumers"? I thought that had already happened? There's a guy standing with a clipboard at the end of the bed when the mother gives birth just waiting to ask his 'survey' questions, lol.

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What bores you to death? Filing in forms or documents that the government produces. I think they just print off these documents to give themselves something to do and pass 8 tedious hours sitting in an office. Page after page after page of asking questions about every freakin thing you've done since the day your were born. And the most annoying thing is, they ask you all over again in 4 months time.

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Men : what do you consider to be the perfect height for a woman? is your SO this height? I don't have a height requirement, but I am attracted to women who are slightly shorter than me, so 5 5 to about 5 9 would be fine.

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What is a sure sign that it's time to go on a diet? When your abdomen has 3 different time zones. When your butt has satellites orbiting it. When you have more chins than a Chinese telephone directory. When the last time you saw your feet was in a mirror.

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Do you mind if I pull out? Yes, by all means, just make sure you indicate to let other drivers know. Failing that, where is your man carrying his red flag who walks ten paces in front of you? Have you given him the day off?

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What if Judge Judy was your Mother-in-law? I'd run every red light in town and if the cop wanted to give me a ticket, I'd just hand it to her and ask her to make it disappear.

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Which of the following could you give up eating Forever? Rice,Bread,Pasta or potatoes? I'm not a big fan of pasta so I could stop eating it tomorrow and not miss it.

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Would you like to learn a strange girl getting secret? I've always wanted to know where 'strange girls' hang out as I am getting bored of normal girls, lol. Are we talking an epiphany here or some pan handler selling snake oil?

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Did Chuck Norris ever date Clint Eastwood? Chuck Norris is the supreme being due to his total awesomeness therefore he has dated everyone, including you Weyloony... and you didn't even know it.

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When you're on AB have you ever been mistaken for a member of the opposite sex? If so, why? Any ideas? Hasn't happened so far and I don't hear Uncle Charlie and the twins who live in the basement complaining either, lol.

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whats a good full italian name? Peter Griffin. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JhuOicPFZY

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How much money do you generally give to a beggar? The last time a beggar asked me for money, I didn't give her anything. I have gotten past the stage of feeling guilty for every single person who has fallen on hard times, it is a shame they are in the predicament they are but the government and other agencies need to tackle that problem, not me.

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Why are there 67 millionaires in the US Senate? Why is it legal for them to act on insider trading and make so much easy money? That is one of the benefits of 'the job', they make the rules, so they can benefit from them the most.

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I feel like a criminal when I __________. walk around a store and I look over my shoulder and all the store staff are following me.

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Will you help me clean up this mess? No more prunes for you!

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Ever hear of "walking around" money? I've heard of it being used by politicians handing it out as they walk. To buy what? Votes? Yes, I've heard of that Rosie, nothing would surprise me now when it comes to all the expenses politicians can claim. We had a scheme (scam) in my country a few years ago called 'signing in' money. As a politician, you showed up for work, with your tux on and carrying a briefcase, went into the parliament buidling, singed your name into a book, went to the bar for 30 minutes then exited the...

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The day after Christmas is not the day to _______. go out looking to kick someone's ass, even though it is called Boxing Day.

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Do you got any Christmas presents for me?! Open your front door and look out now.... http://www.monstertruck-games.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/image-112.jpg Should come in useful when the sales start and you need a parking space.

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Why don’t you (generally) like shopping? I generally don't like shopping either. That's why we have girlfriends and wives... man, they are sooooo much better at that than us.

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You had the yearning and desire to change the world but all you managed to change was_______________. my underwear.

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what are you doing for christmas eve? All my shopping is done (THANKFULLY), getting gifts wrapped up now and will go visit family and friends later this evening, it's 4.56pm here right now. I might just try and catch 'It's a Wonderful LIfe' on youtube before I go out.

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Happy holidays anyone? Merry Christmas drweet.

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Who would like to wish everyone a Merry ____________ and a Happy ______ _____________ ?! Yes miss. New beer.

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*Yawn* I just woke up. Should I make some breakfast and play some video games before I go to the mall to start my Christmas shopping? Shopping all done here too, the traffic and numbers of people out today in the malls is just freakin crazy. All I need to do is visit some people tonight and tomorrow.

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In one word, describe one word? Singular.

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Is there a stereotype for AB users? http://popsci.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/27/frink.gif

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The sweetest sensation is ____________. to be touched by you.

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Are you shorter than your parents? I'm taller than both my parents.

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Anyone else glad to have Bornabrit back with us? That's strange, I didn't notice her back on here today? If she is, then welcome back Bornabrit.

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Have you ever been shopping on Christmas Eve? Yes, it is the worst day of the year to go shopping. It was made all the worse when we had all the snow and ice last year.

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Is it day or night? It's 10.39pm where I live right now.

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What Xmas song do you look forward to hearing, if any? Fairytale of New York. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHyuraau4Q

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Can you give me a word that starts with "A"? Ass-goblin.

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Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey_____! Next line please? No whey. Whey!

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Do you ever wish your fingers were bigger? No, I work at repairing computers, mainly desktops and man it sure is a problem working in those tight spots. Smaller hands and fingers would come in very useful.

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Do you automatically think the best of people or the worst? Why? I don't automatically judge people Rosie, I waited two months after starting my new job to find out what some of my co-workers were really like. Some are genuinely good people and some others need to be kept at arms length.

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Do people call you Twinkle Toes? No, unless they want my size 11 shoe in their ass.

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Please do not touch my collection of _______. Shoes. http://media.onsugar.com/files/2011/05/17/0/1547/15472703/image_177.jpg Am I getting warm?

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How do you know when it's over? When it's what, over? You have to finish your sentences Mister_Bromide, over.

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Do you eat your honey? Gotta be careful when eating your honey, you don't want the queen bee stinging you, lol.

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blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah? Now that you've gotten our attention, you've got to tell us how it worked out?

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somebody help me? I've felt that way too. It's like there is something missing from your life and you can't figure out what it is. And if you can't figure out what it is, how can you go about finding it?

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How often do you like me? Everyday since I've been on here.

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Say something random please Something rand.... I was tempted to.

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Can you believe this is Britney Spears 30 years later?? Shit happens when you party naked.

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What if you wake up in jail with Santa .... What a three words would you say To Santa? No shit, Santa!

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Do boys love to play any girls game? Yeah, it's called Find The Front Doorbell. You have to locate it within 30 seconds and press it continuously with your finger until the entire house starts to shake (and moan!).

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I'm still _______________ after all these years. hotter than hell

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Who is your favourite Australian http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tZSm9RJs5n0/TRvGC5iPtTI/AAAAAAAACs0/2cfu3W3p2Rc/s1600/nicole20kidman2028229.jpg I'd like to be that little finger on her right hand.

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is it cold or what Compared to December 2010 we are having a heat wave at this present moment, lol.

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Does "Merry Christmas" offend you? To my AB friends, I say "Have a good one, and one for me too!" It doesn't offend me, it's been a tradition in my country for a long time. Does it offend you?

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This is for people who graduated from college...How do you know for certain that what you majored in was the right choice? It allowed me to work in education, something I would never have been able to do without graduating from college. Then the economy in my country fell into the toilet in 2008 and by the end of 2009 I no longer had a full time job to go to. In October this year I was lucky to find a part time job, three days a week.

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Do you have peace? Compared to some people I have a lot of peace in my life but there are problems I just can't find a resolution to.

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Did you get loaded at the office Christmas party? I had 2 drinks and that was it. Some other people got absolutely plastered on the night.

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Spiritually speaking, what have you learned, this year ? I learned in 2011 that when the chips are down and your back is against the wall, you will soon know who your friends are. That saying or phrase is 100% true.

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I am really heart broken knowing someone could just "shut off" their feelings for me after six months. Is that even possible? You are better off getting away from that person and forgetting about them even if it is difficult to do. There are some real meanies out there (I could use other words to describe people like that but I don't want to be put back in the PB again). Better to get out after 6 months than end up marrying a person like that.

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If a guy looks you up and down while smiling does that means he's interested? Also every time I see him he looks me up and down...... Yeah he's checking you out. If you know him, make his life easier and go over and say hello my name is ....., if you don't know him and he is freaking you out then call the cops.

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When you were in school did you ever take a skeleton out of the biology room and pretend to dance with it? Yes, and also in college. We also opened the specimen jars (sick smell) and made the eyes pop out of 'the contents' by squeezing their heads. Some of them looked like they had been used in the Alien films.

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Have you ever faked your own decapitation just for a laugh? No, but I hear King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette made a great double act.

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What's something you have gotten done, so far today? Did a half day shift at work, it's 4.57pm here, did some Christmas shopping, paid some bills, talked to some of my friends. I am now on holidays till January 9, living the life of Reilly.

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Do you mean it when you wish someone "Merry Christmas"? Yes as I wouldn't say it to someone if I didn't mean it or believe in the sentiment of the words.

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Dr. my eyes or Dr.Feelgood? Those two are imposters, you should go see Dr. Ben Dover or his wife Dr. Eileen Dover.

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Are you scared of elevator? If I was stuck in it over a holiday weekend and had nothing to pee into, then that could be a major problem. Also if I missed my insulin injection that could throw me out too as I try to stick to a regular routine with it.

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Girlfriend sent naked pictures to other men. Should I leave here? Tell her you've found about this and see what her reaction is. If she blows you off and tells you to stop sticking your nose into her business then dump her. If she is all apologetic and says it won't happen again, you might want to hang around, but tell her, it's over next time it happens.

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If you love parties do the hosts have to gently tell you it's time to go? Are you always the last to leave? I'm never the last to leave, I can usually tell when it's time for me to make my excuses and leave. At my work Christmas party I stayed 5 hours and decided around 11.30pm it was time to wrap this up. The booze was going round like you wouldn't believe and the backstabbing comments were on the increase. I just get to a stage where I start to get uncomfortable and I'm not an all night party...

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Does Santa still smoke cigarettes? We all know he smokes 'something' a lot stronger than cigarettes, why do you think the North Pole is white? It's not from the snow and ice oh no siree, Mista S as he likes to be called by his dealerz knows some good shit when he sees it.

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Did you throw away your old TV? I sold my only remaining tv a few years ago to a lady who owned a bed and breakfast. She was looking for a cheap second hand tv so I just advertised it at the correct time.

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What catches YOUR attention? When these go walking down the street... http://static4.depositphotos.com/1000745/281/i/450/dep_2810227-Long-legs-on-high-heels.jpg I have walked into more street lights, passersby and trash cans on the street looking at those when I should be paying attention.

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what does it take to make you angry? When you make a Herculean effort to reach out to people and build bridges, you do all the right stuff and then...... nothing, no end result, diddly squat, zip, zilch.

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The world would be boring without ___________________ ? the use of a VERY large drill.

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Do you have a satellite dish at home? No, the aluminum foil hat I wear to stop the government from reading my mind, can receive all the tv stations I want.

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Why did you throw away my VCR? Tapes were getting stuck in it and the only way you could get them free was to take the vcr apart. Also, after I had seen the high quality from watching dvd I knew the days of owning a vcr were numbered.

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Snoring or non-snoring bedroom? Sir will be flying non-snoring this time.

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How many people are on your Christmas gift list? Counting immediate family, relatives and friends I would say 22 or 23, but I won't be buying expensive gifts for that many. Those I will not be buying expensive gifts for will get a visit from me and I will bring along a bottle of wine or a container full of biscuits or sweets. When you show up at their house, it just looks bad if you don't have something, even something like the gifts...

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Do Girly Girls annoy you? No, not a one.

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Whats usually happening at 2.53am at your place Sunday to Thursday - silence. Friday and Saturday - high school/college students leaving to go to a nightclub.

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Was Kim Jong Ill ? Kim Jong Ill, Kim Jong no longer Ill, Kim Jong Gone.

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What gang are you in? The Cupid Stunt Gang.

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What is your LEAST favourite Christmas song? Jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg Oh what fun it is to tease Captain Hook and his wooden leg.

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Who controls the money in your household? The buck stops here (with me).

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What do you do if a student at your school keeps throwing a pie at your face everyday? Open your mouth wider and hope one goes in your cake hole.

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Its winter! Who else has a cold and sore throat right now? I had one about 2 weeks ago and thankfully it didn't turn into influenza.

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So, what's on your rooftop? Two guys stealing the lead flashing from around the chimney. Oh, it's ok, it's just Homer and Bart trying to steal my satellite dish.

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Name something that "Eye Popping"...Humour welcome....hehe A lovely bunch of coconuts.

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where did you get your best bargain christmas shopping this year? I shop around at different stores, don't really have a favorite. I get some things from store A, then go to store B and then finish at store C. As long as I'm done by Wednesday or Thursday this week, I'll be happy.

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American media is slanted/skewed no matter the source. Is that unique to the USA? Do other countries report the news more objectively? Most media is slanted either towards the left or the right. In my country we have a strange set up where the media is referred to as being 'champagne socialists'. They appear to take the side of the underdog and attack the government when schools and hospitals are closed down, but at the same time they are all buddy buddy with them. Happy Sunday Rosie.

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what does it mean when a boy stares at you from the distance and you guys hold the stare. That depends on the context. If he is in school with you then he most likely is checking you out, if he is some random guy on the street then move away from him.

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Is it true, that the cats can see ghosts? Now I wish I had asked one of the many cats we owned over the past 40 years.

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You're stuck in an elevator, with the Muzac version of "Mrs. Robinson" repeating over and over. How long before you'd kill yourself? I'm unscrewing the panel in the roof of the elevator and climbing up the cable to get out. Not a big fan of Paul Simon and Fart on your uncle.

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Jobs a useless human can do. Name one? People who get the job of moderating on forums. Where the heck are these jobs advertised? Or is it just through 'someone you know' and a nod and a wink?

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What do you like more Christmas movies or Christmas music? Christmas movies by far but there are a one or maybe two oldie Christmas songs I like. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoxQ4Ul_DME It's ironic watching this video that the guys in that band wearing all the make up, glitter, long hair and colorful clothes came from a very deprived area of England. You had to be a real tough guy to survive from day to day.

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Are you ready to take a pictures with me? Ok, strike a pose.

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What are you looking for? A former girlfriend who was in my life a long time ago. Someone asked a question on here a few days ago and it made me think about her. She was younger than me, she was in her 20's while I was in my 30's but it just felt so right and I let her go.

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With whom would you prefer not to spend the holidays? I can't think of anyone from my recent past I wouldn't want to spend Christmas with. I can think of some people from high school and maybe one or two of my former bosses I wouldn't want to go near with a ten foot pole.

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Do you celebrate Xmas? Yes I sure do celebrate it, it's one of the highlights of the year when you can go a little bit crazy.

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Attraction remains primarily physical but what other significant elements play a definitive role in eliciting interest? Her clothes. Her hairstyle. And definitely her shoes. High heels always get more interest than safe shoes, lol.

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Where should I put the whipped cream? An ex-girlfriend of mine came up with 6 different places I could put it after we booked into a hotel bedroom for a weekend.

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Can we share a piece of cake? Only if it's not booby trapped.

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Have you ever accidently walked out your door in slippers to go to work? No, but I've seen lots of women walking about wearing ugg boots and they look like bedroom shoes to me, lol. I don't know, it must be a guy thing I don't get the fascination with ugg boots.

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Is it best sometimes to say nothing at all Depending on the situation and who you are dealing with, sometimes it is better to keep your mouth closed.

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How much of a 'norm' do you ascribe to in defining your divination from it? What's primary to maintain without adding particular stress? Can you translate that question into English?

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Anyone up for some hubba hubba ding ding? I had some of that last weekend, this weekend I will be having some rama lama ding dong bop bop schoo wop ker ching.

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TV and movies portray flight attendants as shapely, sexy and beautiful, why aren't they like that in real life? You've been watching the tv show Pan Am.

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Which is harder to earn these days, money or trust? Both, but money is easier to earn. I show up for work, I do my hours and I get paid, very simple process. I wish earning trust was as easy as that. People today seem to be more apprehensive, standoffish and not willing to take a chance like they did when I was growing up.

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Do you feel safe in my house? That depends, what type of crazy shit are you planning?

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Are you going on a diet starting next year? I'm starting a C-Food Diet in January. There's only one rule you have to follow for it to be a 100% success and that is, when you SEE food you eat it and to hell with the diet.

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What would you do if you really loved someone, but discovered that they were impotent during your first sexual encounter? Forget about the sex for a moment and concentrate on having true genuine feelings for that person. Hopefully with that you will stay with the person and help him or her get all the help they need whether it is medical, psychological or psycho-sexual. If you quit and run just because he or she can't perform in the bedroom to your satisfaction, it says a lot more about how shallow you are than...

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Why do women often say the opposite of what they mean? Like "Fine, go ahead," when they really mean "I'll kill you if you do." You need to re-tune your radio to the correct frequency, lol. I can't think of a time when a woman I've dated or been in a long term relationship with has said one thing and meant the complete opposite.

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Would you like a snow cone? I would like a snow cone but not a lemon flavored one and not one with 'chocolate bits' in it.

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Wondering? Do you think we can shoot a nuclear warhead off, make it to the Moon, then detinate it? Possible? Can we learn anything from it? We are in s**t trouble if a nuclear warhead exploded on the moon.

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Do you feel safe in your house? Yes I feel safe in my home. Its when I leave it that I need to switch on 'street smarts' and be safe.

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Easy come, easy go, easy _______. peasy lemon squeezy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzUU7SRRsGo&feature=related Totally excellent.

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Is there anyone who you refuse to make eye contact with? People who I thought were my friends. People who want to stop you in the street and 'do a survey' or people who deliberately stand outside the grocery store or bank or post office and ask for a donation. They are not the worst, the worst type are the ones who follow you along the street hassling you.

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What do you want in your hands right now? http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg5evyvOVG1qgyygvo1_400.jpg The future Mrs. Spooner.

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My foot got stuck in a ________! revolving door.

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Who is/was America's greatest love machine? Chandler from Friends.

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Someone on your Christmas list? I thought someone was going to be on my Christmas list this year but her ex husband is still hanging around.

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Sometimes, I get the urge to ________________________. shake it like a polaroid picture.

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If you saw a burglar climbing a ladder up to the roof of a building, would you walk off with the ladder and leave him stranded up there? Forget about burglars. What about the crooks that drove my country and your country into the ground, if anyone else had done that they would all be in jail now. Crooks wear business suits too.

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When you answer your phone do you put on different accents to make the callers think they've dialled the wrong number? Room service, I come in your room, I clean, I clean now. You pay now, you pay big time, I clean more?

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What saying do you think is more overused, 'Im Sorry' Or 'I Love You"? For me, it's neither of those. It is 'I apologize', oh yeah that's gonna make everything right in the world again.

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You are given the chance to go back and relive one of your relationships that has, since, dissolved, which one would you choose and why? It has to be Angie, man I sure wish I had held onto her. She was in her 20's and I was in my 30's but we got on so good together. It just felt so right, but she had problems with a family member while she was growing up and it had a very bad affect on her life. I regret it to this day letting her go.

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Should Answerbag have a ladies day ? because of all of our great questions we ask Does that mean all of us guys will be pulling double shifts on here that day? http://db3.stb.s-msn.com/i/16/EE123A57528BABDF70E5F07F2B3CFA.jpg Ladies day at popular sporting events in Ireland and the UK.

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Are you a contracter? Yes, who do you want taken out, lol?

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FOR GUYS:Are you believed by many girls or women? Whether they believe me or not is entirely up to them but what you see is what you get when it comes to me.

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What are your chances? I break even every day. I've tried setting that higher to 2 out of 3 and 4 out of 5, but not much luck recently.

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If you found a priceless artifact in your backyard, would you keep it to showcase, or would you sell it? Keep it, put it on display and charge everyone $50 bucks to have a look see. I'd also sell tea, coffee and scones with jam, you might as well hit these suckers again for some more moolah before they leave, huh?

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So, how was your week? It only being Wednesday so far, it's a little early to say how the rest of the week is going to pan out. On Monday we were all talking about our Christmas party the previous Saturday night, looking at embarrasing photos and video, Tuesday went on a protest march against more government taxes and cutbacks. Today our boss threw us a real curve ball when she told us that an employee was stirring...

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Do you enjoy office Christmas parties? I attended one recently and for the most part it was good. Some people drunk too much and behaved badly, some people let the mask they wear in work drop and you could see what they were really like, it wasn't pleasant to say the least and some tried to avoid them the entire night. I stayed for 5 hours and left just before midnight, some people were starting to grind my gears.

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How to fill an empty space..... deep within? Find out what is causing that deep empty space inside and take affirmative action to fill it again.

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It's Christmas morning, you open a gift from Aunt June and it is awful. Do you take it back, or keep it out of courtesy? How awful are we talking here? Scratchy, itchy, tight fitting Christmas sweater, with bright garish colors and small fairy lights awful or just something that is the wrong color or size?

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What have you procured today ? I procured lunch at 11.45am this morning as I had an afternoon shift. That's really quite early for me to eat lunch as I normally eat it at 1pm. Other than lunch, I haven't procured anything else today, but tomorrow is shopping day, so I guess there will be lots of procurement.

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Is Weyloony the clone of Weylon? Has someone cloned Weylon? I hope he isn't a cyborg sent back to 2011 to steal our motorcycle jackets, pants and boots; and then go looking for Sarah Palin and her son Mitt Romney, lol.

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How do you know if a man likes you when he gives mixed signals. He is nice when you are alone but when with a friends, he ignores you. If he treats you harshly in front of other co-workers then give him his marching orders and get rid of him. I'm sure there is a guy in your workplace who does want to get to know you and treat you right, but may not have the courage to go talk to you.

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Have you ever feel insecure about yourself? Everyone does from time to time. Hopefully it doesn't happen as much as you get older and grow a thick skin.

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Would u rather have a great education or a great marriage, if u had to choose between one or the other? Why? Results have shown and I've seen guys who were jerks all their lives when growing up. Become a jerk at say 12 or 13 and by the time you are 18 or 19, women will be chasing after you regardless of how bad you treat them. I wish someone could explain that to me.

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Have you noticed how much the word Nazi has been used in common phrases in the past few months?on AB and at my work place.what's going on? Can't say I've noticed that word on AB as much as you seem to have seen it. Also, what is your place of work? Why would that word be used there?

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Does Santa Claus go down your chimney on Christmas Eve at 11:00 p.m.? I don't have a chimney for him to go down where I live right now. So he'll either have to force a window open or pick the lock on the front door and let himself in. I'm usually still up at 11pm so he would need to wait until 1am before I am asleep.

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Will you ever throw away old photos of your family? Never, regardless of how bad things get between me and the rest of my family.

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when you are in long relationship do you see your friend and have as much fun? Part of the deal I've always had was, we spend at least one night a week with our friends. When I was dating, we had a guys night out and my partner had a girls night out with her friends. I think it's very important that those contacts and relationships are maintained when you get into a long term relationship and marriage. Just because you are in a long term relationship or married, it...

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Are Canadians Awesome? Yes, but you are very strict on time.

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What moves have you been practicing for your xmas party?!;) Breakdancing, without breaking any bones, lol. They're not as bendy as they used to be. And the other more useful one, being able to spot all the fake people you work with.

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What chores are easier today than 100 years ago? That would have to be house chores such as cleaning, washing clothes, buying groceries, cooking, traveling - especially to other countries. You couldn't go to an airport, get on a plane and fly 1000's of miles back in 1911. Talking to family and friends who were living in other parts of the country you live in or if they lived abroad, it would have taken weeks for letters and postcards to get...

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What is something you accidentally threw in the trash and had to dig it out? Study notes a co-worker gave me about a month ago. Unfortunately, the trash was left out for collection and the notes were never seen again. I explained this to her and she seemed to accept my apology, but our interaction since that happened has changed. I don't know if it was that or why she is behaving different now.

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Tis the season to be ... ? jolly.

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Does looking at the ocean calm you? If I am standing very near to it, it makes me feel very fearful. I get this feeling that something really bad is going to happen. I guess it must be a hangover from growing up.

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What would things look like if the speed of light slowed down significantly? My weekly paycheck disappears at the speed of light, so if the speed of light could be slowed down it would make me very happy.

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I just don't understand why __________. The rain falls from up above, Why do fools fall in love, Why do they fall in love. Love is a losing game, Love drives me insane.....

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What's the frequernt hiding place of Hendersonula? Medical Dictionary Hendersonula toruloidea Hen·der·so·nu·la to·ru·loi·de·a (hěn'dər-sə-ny&oomacr;'lə tôr'yə-loi'dē-ə) n. A species of black yeast capable of producing infections of the toenails as well as of the skin of the feet. Ewwwwww, don't want to know that.

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Name some places you have "sneaked out" of? (snuck out) Sneaked out of restaurants when dates bombed. Sneaked out of school when we had a class I didn't want to go to. Sneaked out of a sucky job 5 minutes after the boss lady left. I've also snuck out of weddings, Christmas parties, 21st birthday parties when I've had enough. Usually someone starts giving me ear ache when they've had too much to drink and then it's time to move.

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Would you like to be a weatherman? Yes I would like to be a weatherman, as long as I get to grow a large mustache and wear a jacket that makes moire patterns on your tv.

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What is the ratio of information to nonsense on the internet? 100% nonsense, it's up to you to decide how much is of use to you on a particular day.

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Do gnats piss you off when they start flying around your food? Yes and also when they start getting near my eyes and mouth.

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How is footwear perceived today? Are consumers favoring fashion over comfort? During the severe snow and ice we had in December 2010 and January 2011 I saw lots of women walking along the street wearing shoes with 3 and 4 inch heels. How they managed to stay upright and not fall on their butts and have to go to the emergency room, I don't know, maybe they were using some type of magic glue. But to answer your question, yes fashion has always been favored over comfort.

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Have you ever told anyone off? If so, how did it make you feel before, during and after? If not, have you wanted to but didn't and why? I had to tell someone to get lost in October. I was filming out on the street and this guy, he must have been around 22 or 23 years old wanted to be on camera. He started jumping up and down in front of me and waving his arms in the air. I stopped what I was doing and told him I was not filming him because a) I didn't want him recorded and b) he was acting like a jerk. He started a sob...

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What will replace the iPad in the near future? Pencil and paper?

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Is the future not only having a house with no objects, but a completely clean hard drive? Houses will still have objects in the future, maybe not as many as today and some new additions that we haven't invented yet. As far as a clean hard is concerned, I doubt everyone will be rushing to join cloud computing as having a backup of all your files will still be necessary.

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Do you think you're good at spotting phony people? How do you know? You get good at spotting a phony from experience. There are giveaways or tell tale signs you can look out for.

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Do you sleep on the floor? The bed sleeps on the floor and I sleep in the bed.

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WHat is something easier said than done? Handing out advice on here to complete strangers and then using that same advice in my own life.

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What would you do if a student at your school puts a sign on your back that says stupidhead? I'd put a sign on his/her back saying, I STILL WEAR A DIAPER.

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Why is Malcom in the middle? It is strange why the show was called that because at the start he had one younger brother and two older brothers, so he couldn't be in the middle. Now that he has two younger brothers and two older brothers, he is Malcolm in The Middle.

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Will you fix my PC? I think you need to call the funeral parlor, it has gone beyond the stage of repair looking at that image.

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My husband isnt interested is sex. is there a way to subtly turn him on for sex without him knowing you are trying? Buy a French maid's costume or if you still have your cheerleaders outfit from high school, start wearing it in the bedroom. We males are simple creatures, don't over analyze the situation. If the French maid's costume or your cheerleaders outfit doesn't work on getting him in the mood, then he needs to talk to a counselor.

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The digital world has been eroding the physical world: no USPS, no paper books, no newspapers etc. etc. How much more can it erode? I have access to a postal service, I have paper books and access to real newspapers, I just bought one yesterday.

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When did you get your first computer? What year if you can remember? I first sat in front of a computer in 1981 or it might have been 1982. It was the Apple II with its large white wedge shaped keyboard, 2 large 5.25 floppy disk drives and colorful ribbon connector at the rear. It also had a 12 inch monitor. Then in 1983 I bought a ZX Spectrum with 48k of internal memory.

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Do you still watch cartoons even if you are all/almost grown up? The Simpson's, Beavis and Butthead (back in the late 1990's), Ren and Stimpy, Spongebob Squarepants and more recently Family Guy, American Dad and The Cleveland Show. I've been watching cartoons all my life.

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Do you keep a bottle of wine by your bedside? I've never kept a bottle of wine by my bedside. The best place to store wine is in a wine cooler or fridge. Alarm clock, my wristwatch, my diabetes equipment and sweets are on top of a small bedside locker/nightstand right now.

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Can a straight man and a straight woman be just friends? Why or why not? Looking back over my life since I was a teenager I can say yes I have been friends with a lot of women and have never dated them or jumped into bed with them. It doesn't stop me thinking about it though.

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Do you ever look like a homeless person when you leave your house? Thankfully that has never happened to me. Do you?

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In the olden AB days we used to have virtual parties,either potluck or banquets. Any of you interested in bringing that tradition back? It must have been a tradition before I joined in 2009 as this is the first time I have heard this. I would be very interested in bringing those traditions back.

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What irritates you to no end? Why? Dust bunnies. People falling asleep in the grocery store at 11am. People who take up two parking spaces in the shopping mall car park... someone else must have sat their driver exam, because there is no way a driving test instructor would pass you for doing that. Sellotape... only stops working at Christmas. ATM machines, again always running out of money in the days before Christmas. Having to...

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Do you know more than you usually let on? Yes, I know some computer related 'stuff' that I keep to myself.

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"Are you ready to rumble"? =) No, but my stomach is.

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Have you ever drew water from a well? If so, what was that like? From both a well and a hand operated water pump with a cowtail handle. This is going back 35 years ago when one of my grandma's didn't have running water in her house but thankfully? she had a well out near the front of her house. The water was crystal clear but she still boiled it just to make sure it was safe to use.

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Has a doctor/nurse/gyno ever gotten you off? Was it intentional or was it an accident?? Not yet, but a female doctor got so close to me a few years ago while giving me an eye exam, uncle Charlie and the twins who live downstairs wanted a piece of the action too. She was right up close to my face and her body next to mine, it was sooooo tempting to grab a hold of her and test out the gurney I was sitting on.

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I am making a snowman .What should I name him? Curly.

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Fill in the blank: No way! That's _______________________! No way! That's a two year old kid with a full beard and mustache! Way.

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Agree or disagree - We are living in the Last Days? I hope not, I've got a world cruise booked for the summer of 2012. If it could be postponed until September 2012, that would be great.

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Is it impossible to find a job now if you don't know how to use or own a mobile device? I have yet to hear an employer ask, 'can you use a cellphone or mobile device, because this job requires you have that skill'.

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You want the Leader of your country to have what 5 qualities/traits/talents in order of importance to you? Have any of them fit the bill? Be photogenic. Be opportunistic. Be able to duck, dodge and weave better than Mohammad Ali. Have a brass neck. Be able to talk a load of old guff and avoid the substantive issues.

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If you don't have a Facebook page and a mobile device are you essentially "off the grid"? Facebook page - no Twitter account - no Mobile device - no Am I off the grid - no

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Please readers answer this.I have a classmate with whom i am in deep deep love.i've known her for more than 3 months or so. Do waste your time dude, find some other girl who is single and leave out all the hassle.

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What does the bible's poor in spirit mean? 20% moonshine mixed with 70% water and 10% paint stripper.

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Do you ever have difficulty taking your own advice? If so, when? I started a new part time job 2 months ago and I met a woman who works there that I dated...... 30 freakin years ago when we were in our mid teens! Can you believe such a thing can happen. I couldn't decide between telling her or keeping my mouth closed and not say anything. While working along with her I have found out she was married, now separated, but her ex husband is still 'in' her...

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How bored are you? So bored, they made me chairman of the bored.

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Does the boogeyman lurk in your closet or bed? Neither. Waldo lives in my closet and Chuck Norris lives under my bed.

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Where is Sherlock Home's...hehe In his crib wih hiz homies.

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My husband is a stock broker and deals with a lot of stress every day. Are there any specific types of workout regime to calm him down? You sure ask a lot of questions about low blood pressure, high blood pressure, hypertension and stress. Got a bit of a theme going here?

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THE GULEN MOVEMENT'S BLACK-MAIL IN SPORTIVE GAMES: ANY IDEA? Not a thing.

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How many years will it be before you can beat up Chuck Norris? When I count to infinity, twice.

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Any Christmas wish? http://www.onlinemovieshut.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/maggie-gyllenhaal.jpg Got to love Maggie G.

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What do you want for christmas this year? Any gift that I am given I will be happy with.

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Is encountering something shocking ever good? Isn't shock usually not so hot? Any examples of a good shock that you have experienced? Unless it confirms your worst fears. If you have had your suspicions about someone but you were never able to get any evidence to back it up, and now this hot potato has landed on your lap, is that not a good thing? I also think that when someone goes missing or is abducted and their body is found, it is shocking but at least the family of the person will have some closure and will have a...

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Creative alternative uses for a condom? Keeping sausages dry at a barbeque when it starts to rain.

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What will replace 3D? It will either be holographic tv or smelly-vision. Instead of watching tv on a flat 2d panel, you may have three or four holographic projectors on tripods and somehow their images will be combined into a composite image that appears on top of your living room table in true 3d, no need for special glasses.

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Why would anyone want to join the masons? What is so good about carving stone? You get all those cool construction and technical drawing tools for free. You get to learn 'the secret handshake'. You get to rub shoulders with people in high places (or low places depending on your point of view).

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Creative uses for bungee cord? Hanging a highschool poindexter above a pool with a shark in it.

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Why would you wear two left shoes? Because only the two left shoes shoe store is open at the weekend when I go to the club and want to bust some moves on the dance floor.

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Which game is inane? Which one do you refuse to play because it's got nuthin' for you? Why? Has to be golf Rosie. Hitting a small white ball around a golf course and getting paid to do so is inane to me.

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Please Introduce me a Great song From Any Language? Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK Studio Version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQkActP-isE Bollocks.

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What would you think if s guy you are already sleeping with starts buying gifts, like stuff you need srounf the house, and paying for stuff Be honest with him and tell him how you really feel about it. If it was the other way round and you were buying him gifts and he wasn't returning the same level of interest in you, you'd be on here complaining. After being together for six months are you just using him for sex or what is it?

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Would you guest star on "How I Met Your Mother" as Barney's lover? I doubt it, but if the money was right, I might have to reconsider. http://images.wikia.com/villains/images/2/2c/Barney.jpg

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What do you think the probabilities are of the Eurozone breaking up and to what degree? Ze Germans vill not allow zat to happen.

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I can't believe that you took me to see _______. the amazing stupendo and his flying butt monkey's.

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Has Santa ever shaved his beard? Yes, but not in front of the elves.

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What do you view as a stupid thing to brag about? Why? How many times I've had colonic irrigation this week. Who wants to know that?

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I like for it to ____________ not rain in the afternoon so Carstairs our butler can serve tea, cucumber sandwiches and scones to us on the lawn.

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What would you do if there was no INTERNET? It's the weekend so I would either be going out to a club or sending Christmas greetings to everyone in America using wireless telegraphy. This new Morse code is amazing and I got a new all brass key to tap it out from. We shall be docking in New York Saturday afternoon.

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What comes to your mind when I say 'hard'? The hardest nut ever. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_o-u3paJDgX0/SEhQT5WkdjI/AAAAAAAAAKs/KKklCEaDgwY/s400/r.%2Blee%2Bermey.jpg You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers.

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Would you rub Beyonce's belly? Oh yeah gotta get some of that sweet rubbin goin on.

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When do you NOT expect a response? Why? When visiting a funeral home.

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When do you like being awake? Why? When I'm driving. When I'm cutting something with a sharp knife or scissors. When I'm on the roof three floors up and fixing the tv antenna, it pays to be awake.

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What would you do if guy keeps punching you in the face while you are at school? Move my face out of the path of his fist. Then I'd kick his ass.

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Yo mamma's so ugly that.... _______________ (try to keep it clean, guys). she made an onion cry.

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_____made a fool out of me by_____ Mad Murdoch making me drink the milk and getting me on the plane. I pity the fool.

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Who's gonna fill your shoes? Yes, I wonder, Who's gonna fill your shoes at AB? Mikey and Tommy, a crew from outta town and some quick setting cement.

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Gobbledygook. What springs to mind? An economist waffling on about the debt to gdp ratio of a country.

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Is it wrong to want to be married and having children when you are only 18 almost 19 years old? There is nothing wrong with it, the person is an adult and can make up their own mind if they want to get married or not. It is still very young to be taking on such a lot of responsibility and there is so much more of the world out there that you/this person can experience. That's not saying it is wrong but a large number of women who get married at that age make up the highest percentage of...

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Is it funny to call Santa Claus a mophead? I guess you can call him whatever you want the other 364 days of the year.

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Do u owe yr life to someone? has someone ever saved yr life? Since 1986 it has to be insulin and the medical teams in the emergency room at my local hospital.

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Can dogs smile? Apparently they can... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFPDaQrPjus

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What does your breath smell like today? Mint mouthwash. I work along with a lot of other people and meet the public so it's got be super clean every day.

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what/who comes to ur mind when i say angel ? David Bonehead, the guy who played the vampire on the tv show Buffy.

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I will feel better if you rub my ______. magic lantern.

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Is your Grandmother in a Rap Band? No, but she was a roadie for Metallica. She could drink them under the table.

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Would you give Mr. Potato head? Give Mr. Potato head, ummm, what?

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can you see this question? That's very creative, well done.

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Is there no such thing as luck or fate because you are 100% in control of all aspects of your life? You are not in 100% control of your life as you cannot stop someone going out, buying a gun, then climbing onto the rooftop of a tall building and start shooting at people on the street below, including you. The passengers who sailed on the maiden voyage of RMS Titanic didn't have 100% control of their lives as other people on the ship made decisions that ended in terrible tragedy. You can't...

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Do you not feel sorry for the unemployed because it's their fault? They should have known better. Mister B you can't paint everyone with the one brush and come out with statements like that. There are a number of reasons why people are unemployed, some admittedly do it for financial gain (having large numbers of children and getting a payment for each of them) but most are unemployed because their employer had to shut up shop because of the recession.

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Would you raise your daughter to be as skanky or skankier than Kim Kardashian? Absolutely not.

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bridge _________________ of sighs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_of_Sighs

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is it possible to take a animal's hair and place it on your own hair and would it link itself to combine with your hair to look natural? It didn't work for the D man, so I guess that would be a no. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Zm98DElpink/TXgl0X13xJI/AAAAAAAAC1M/12DRYJPhmX4/s1600/donald-trump-bad-hair-day-2.jpg

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My 5 yr old boy is often talks about a baby sister. I dont like to have another baby. How to convince him? Buy him a Playstation or an X-Box, that should stop him from asking questions.

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What if you paid a million dollars to sleep with Scarlett Johannson, and she asked if you'd like Soleil Moon Frye with that? Every time I see Scarlett Johannson I think she will break into a million pieces if she gets caught in a strong wind. So gettin jiggy with her in the bedroom might be risky. I have no idea what Soleil Moon Frye is but I'll try anything once.

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Oh, yeah? You and whose army? The Bagel Ants Army. We're coming to take all your bagels, you have been warned. Resistance is futile.

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What can you do if a co-worker really really really gets on your nerves? I agree with FS, co-workers can be a bonus and a pain in the ass. Some are good and some you want to avoid like The Black Death. I would avoid or try my best to have as little interaction with the co-worker or co-workers who make not only my life a misery but everyone elses. Cliques/clicks or closed groups at work are also one of my pet peeves.

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The most hurtful line? Never darken my door again. http://www.answers.com/topic/darken-someone-s-door

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All I want this Christmas is_____________? Not to hear Mariah Carey singing... oh god, anything but the singing, I'd rather have all my teeth pulled out with a rusty pair of old pliers than hear her sing.

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I dated a guy who told me he once broke up with a really nice girl because he didn't want to break her heart. Then he brakes up with me Don't waste your time thinking about this guy, he sounds like he is either afraid of commitment or he's just a heart breaker and may be getting off by doing this. Also, warn you friends to stay away from him as he seems to have 'something else' going on in his life.

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My friend is a guy, he moved to Georgia, we like each other. He is coming back in 2 months.Should we date when he gets back? It sounds like you guys have what you need to start dating but only you can make that decision.

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This is mostly for the Brits: what do you think of the Jeremy Kyle show? I believe it is also coming to America. It's The Jerry Springer Show, except you don't get hit on the head with a chair.

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When would you view someone as a classy and respectable person? Why? When they stay out of the media and there are no photographs of them falling out of a nightclub door at 2am not wearing any underwear. I think the actress Maggie Gyllenhaal is very classy and respectable..... my future wife, aww come on, can't a guy dream?

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Do you have Boxing Day in your country? We have Boxing Day and we also have Saint Stephen's Day.

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"What do we want?" Votes for turkey's. Join the Poultry Party today!

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More fun than a ________________ one legged man in an ass kicking contest. two bald guys fighting over a comb.

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Are you okay with guys putting their hand inside their girlfriend's underwear while strolling in public? That depends on where he's putting his hand. He could be her personal physician and he is just checking her heart rate.... or he could be taking her temperature and he forget his thermometer.

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If an woman broke into your house would you shoot her? No, I'd phone the three bears and let them take care of her.

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Hurry up, step right into the___________________ pit of eternal doooooom. Mwahahahahahaha.

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If you have a classmate who you really love,Is it necessary to tell her?What if she doesn't like you?she doesn't accept you? How long have you known her? Does she even know you exist? You don't know if she likes you or not or will accept you or not so don't cut yourself up over that. Find out some information about her, ask your friends if they know her and what type of person she is, is she friendly and approachable or should you avoid her at all costs. Knowing this information before you make your move will put...

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Other than a bull fight, what event will you shout "Ole, ole, ole!!? In my country we sing Ole, ole, ole, to hens in hope of getting laid for many eggs.

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Do you think of me whenever you are eating a fruitcake? Yes, and even more so when I eat nuts.

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What if I give you my money? No thanks, those $101 dollar bills you gave me last time didn't work.

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Does the feeling of impending doom hover occupy your thoughts all day? Only 50% of the day, the other 50% I spend doing my tax returns.

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Why does my rabbit chase me and want to bite me? My girlfriend was sitting and thumper just ran at her and bit her on the arm..... Looks like someone is getting jealous.

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Do you have a 3 am friend? 3.25am Friday morning and 3.10am this morning, I had to get up out of bed as my blood sugar dropped to a low level and had to consume glucose to raise it again. I hope to get a full night's sleep tonight.

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Would you be rude to a celebrity just to be different from the people who gush over them? I'd either leave them alone and not bother them or just treat them with indifference. I'm not into 'celebrities', even though I've seen quite a few out and about, but they just want to be left alone.

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Am I foolish if, as a parent, I wouldn't make my kids pay me rent money if they're working & adults? Why? That's entirely up to you, if you don't want to ask them for rent money then that is fine. But if they are adults, they should be making their way in the world on their own two feet and not have you molly coddling them. It also makes it more difficult when they interact with people in the real world who may take advantage of them, as no one owes your children a free lunch.

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Have you ever asked or responded to a question on AB and later wish you hadn't? Been there and done that more than once.

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Are we really over? You have to finish your sentences zonerman, over.

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Men: When she called me___________ it really turned me on. her powertool

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Have you been experiencing strange weather lately? If so, why do you consider it strange? I don't want to sound like a wise guy, but why has it not snowed yet?

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are you a famous person using an alias on a/b? if so who are you? I'm really Elle MacPherson and yes my legs do go all the way up to my .....!

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Do you try too hard to be a hero? If so, why? Heroes aren't born, they're made.

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Good cheap ideas of gifts to get/do for my boyfriend of 2 yrs for Christmas.He is giving me a $300 spa day and it needs to be nice! HELP! How cheap are we talking here? Could you give us a ball park figure?

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Which would u rather have as head of the family, a man or a woman? Which & why, if u had to pick? We all know there can only be one head of 'The Family'. http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/brando-godfather.jpg

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When is your shift over? When I crawl into bed tonight, lol.

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Guys would you talk to girls you don't know? That's going to limit the amount of friends and relationships you get in your life if you do that.

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About what percentage of the weddings you're invited to do you attend? It depends on whose wedding it is. If it is someone I have known for a long time, then I might be persuaded to go but if it is someone I just met recently then I would make up some excuse to get out of attending. I can deal with the formal parts of a wedding but when the alcohol starts being consumed and the backstabbing and bitchiness starts, then I've heard enough and it's time to leave.

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Why do I get upset AFTER having blood taken? You should report this to the doctor or nurse or phlebotomist who is taking the blood from you. Has this happened every single time you'd had blood taken?

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I am fully qualified to_________? spend other people's money.

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Take a picture of __________. your gobbler.

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Is Steve Jobs secretly alive in a bunker? Yes, along with Michael Jackson and Elvis.

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How old is your newest piece of technology? Do you feel guilty about not buying the newest technology? Does it keep you behind? The only big ticket item I have purchased recently is the computer I am typing this on now and I got it back in May this year. Today I bought a small handheld digital multimeter so I can test various components. No, I don't feel as though I have to stay right up to date with technology as you would go insane if you tried to do that.

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I can't afford a new car -so would it be a good idea just to buy a part or two every payday then assemble it myself? With most people under severe financial pressure now, I'm sure they are looking to sell off some of their possessions, and that includes cars. If you do a search online you will find some truly amazing bargains on cars from this year or 2010.

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Dial 'S' for __________________________. Spongebob.

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do YOU tilt your head to the right or the left when you're going to kiss someone? I never thought about that until I read your question. I tilt it to the left, I don't know if that is just habit or custom or does it have something to do with being right handed?

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It's colder than a _______________________________? A grave diggers shovel. A workhouse on Christmas Day. A curmudgeon's heart. Going for a real Charles Dickens feel.

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Which of these would make you most suspicious of someone you lived with? Before living with anyone, I would have to be 100% certain that I could trust the person and not have all my possessions stolen when I was out. That takes time, and even when you do move in with someone, I wouldn't go leaving money or other valuables lying around as you could blame that person for something they didn't do. The security of my possessions is my responsibility. So to answer...

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Dial _____ for _____________. M murder.

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Are there any countries whose citizens aren't protesting something? Is there unrest/anger everywhere? Same things/different things? No protesting going on here in my country, Rosie. We just sit back and take the cr@p our government gives us. More taxes, direct, indirect and stealth; more cutbacks, more schools, hospitals and police stations closing down and private health care is on the horizon. I wish this was Egypt, if the Egyptian people don't like who is ruling their country (twice in 9 months) they will stick it to...

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When was the last time you bought a new computer? I bought this desktop earlier this year to edit my high definition videos. No problems so far, touch wood (taps side of head, lol).

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Would you date this woman? Female body builders don't float my boat, I prefer dating women who are not ripped (more like steroids) the way she is. I was a member of a gym years ago and all they do is walk around posing, flexing and looking at themselves in the mirrors.

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If you've changed this year was it due to your own efforts or situations beyond your control? If you could would you try to change back? Situations beyond my control Rosie, external forces were at work and I had no way of reigning them in. I'm much happier at the end of this year than what I was at the start, but I don't know what 2012 will bring. That's why I'm holding onto my hard hat and body armor just in case it kicks off again. I wish I could change things back to the way they were, but when other people are calling the...

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The good news is tomorrow is Thanksgiving ! The bad news is _______________________ ? You only have 4 weeks left to do all your Christmas shopping.

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What is the most useless thing in you purse or wallet? A VHS video rental store membership card.

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Sharing a flat with someone is the best way to stop liking them True, 99 times out of every 100.

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Reason why love never found me? 98 never been in a relationship! Go on ya good thing, Monty. http://www.channel4.com/assets/programmes/images/the-simpsons/charles-montgomery-burns/the-simpsons-charles-montgomery-burns-20090507143246_412x232.jpg

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How do you keep the hounds at bay? I invite Homer, Moe, Barney, Carl and Lenny over to my mansion and then I tell Smithers to release the hounds. You'd think they'd know this routine by now.

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Does your refrigerator burn coal? No, but my internet connection is steam powered and I've got a wind up cell phone with a large silver key sticking out of the side of it.

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were you jealous of you brother or sister growing up I have 2 younger brothers and me and the middle brother fought all the time when we were growing up. We lived for a while in a two storey house and I remember us getting into a tussle at the top of the stairs one day and rolling down and busting out through the wooden guard rail near the bottom. We tried to electrocute each other, hit each other over the heat with wooden bats and both of us...

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Are you just mediocre or average at your job? How do you live with that? I do what's required of me in my job, no more, no less.

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Will it be a white Christmas? After it snowed last year and 2009, I think we will be looking to take a rain check on it being a white Christmas this year.

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how can I help my boyfriend sex drive? You have to find out what he likes to do and then do it.

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What do you use as your main indicator of health? If I'm breathing when I wake up, then that's me set up for the rest of the day. That's the only indicator I need, a bit like if it's raining outside I always wear a jacket.

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Who do you refuse to socialize with? Why? Anyone who is intoxicated or on drugs as you don't know what they will do next. Will they take a swing at you with their fist or a baseball bat or just sit in the corner of the room and sleep it off? Other than that, I don't really have a person or group of people in my life right now that I wouldn't socialize with.

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To be blunt or not with a girl...? I agree with Mushen 100%, take it slowly and if you can go on a group date with some of your friends and some of her friends, she may not feel so intimidated and you will not be under so much pressure or have to deal with a flat out rejection. See how the group date goes and if you are getting a good 'vibe' from her during the date, you may want to spend some time on your own with her. You...

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Are you a wacko? Billie Jean seems to think I am, but then again who listens to what a smooth criminal who owns an alien ant farm has to say?

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What do you like to talk about most? Politics, the arts, traveling, music, is Simon Cowell wearing eyeliner or is he not, the ups and downs people have in their lives, in fact any subject from a to z.

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Would a Russian mail order bride accept a guy who lived with his parents until 42yrs? Is 'he' still living with mom and dad or did 'he' find a place of his own?

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ROSIE ___________ Rosie O' Grady, I'm sure there is a bar somewhere on this planet with that name.

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Whats the exact answer for everything? The one sure answer I always give when I am caught off guard is, can I get back to you on that?

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Where'dja leave your toothbrush after brushing your teeth If'ya leave it in the bathroom,it gets covered in atomised yuck when'ya flush. I cover it with my sock, then I flush.

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Why do guys say they can't commit to girls? I don't have a problem with committing to a woman, it's just finding the right woman to commit to.

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When did the expression "As dull as ditchwater " first get used? Sometime around the 1700's. There are two versions of that idiom, one is UK English version which you have typed up here and the other may be more familiar to our US friends, as dull as dishwater. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dull%20as%20ditchwater

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How do I know if my Hearts in the right place....?? Just wait till I warm up my stethoscope, wouldn't want you getting a shock. Then I will go look for it.

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If your career started to require computer programming as part as the skill set, what would you do? I would start learning computer programming ASAP.

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Go ____ yourself talk to uncle charlie and the twins

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Guys would you injure yourself on purpose just to meet a hot attractive nurse at the hospital? I've been to hospital a few times due to my diabetes and yes I have met some very attractive nurses, but you are wasting your time chasing after them as they are all dating the doctors. Six figure salaries sure does a lot of talking compared to fooling around in the storage room for half an hour.

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Where is ________________ when I need her/him? Where is Buttman when I need him?

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Do you insult inanimate objects? I've been known to shake my fist at my computer when it stops working or crashes just before I save my work. But I would never insult it.

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Eventually you gave up and started to hate yourself. Right? Sorry Mister B but you are way off the mark this time.

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What is the first thing you notice when looking @ a man or woman? Other than the obvious, it has to be her facial expression, is it friendly or does it say, stay away from me.

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The message said ________ There's a message waiting for you down at the seashore in a bottle that was thrown over the side of a ship just before it hit the rocks and san

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How annoying do you find looking for a parking spot? One of my pet hates and it's going to get worse between now and December 24. I'm looking forward to Christmas week parking like I look forward to getting another hold in my head.

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How does the way you use your email today differ from the way you used it five years ago? Five years ago I used it a lot more than I do now, it just seems so out of date. Since employers have stopped replying to my job applications, is that happening where you live or is it just in my country?, I only use email when I need to. Text messaging has taken over.

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Do you accept that not every single person you meet is going to like you? Yes, I have accepted from an early age that not everyone likes me. Some I can understand why but others I think have an untreated psychiatric condition. I say this based on the evidence I have seen when they react to my presence, it is way over the top and not normal.

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Are you worried about anything in particular right now in your life? I have no idea how rocky the road will be 2012 for me. All the sh!t that went down in my family this year may well come to the surface again next year. That is something I do not like.

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What are you counting these days? It's not my vast wealth, the government has taken that to help the poor unfortunate banks who haven't two dimes to rub together these days. It must be the days to Christmas and when that is over the days to when I move from where I am living now to somewhere cheaper.

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If a guy I've known for two months: won't talk to me but stares at me. Is he interested? He might like you and just doesn't know how to tell you. Ask your friends if he likes you, they must have heard something over the past two months. You could make things easier for him by just starting a casual conversation with him. Just some chit chat to get him to loosen up and show him you are approachable and friendly. You are approachable and friendly?

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What's the probability that AB will kick your ass? I've been kicked in the ass once on here with their large cyber boot (sent to the PB) so I have to watch what I say from now on.

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Did you called me fat? No, I did 'called' you cat, here puss puss puss.

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My BF is beginning to bore me. Shall I move on? And what makes you the most interesting person on the planet?

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Do you take Answerbag too seriously? No, never have. But I know some people on here who take it waaaaayyyyyy too seriously for their own good. They need to chill out and take the serious stick out of their ass.

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Who is singer with super short red hair, looks like she's from the 80's but she just had a popular song recently That could be practically any female singer as they change their look every time they make a new music video. What age is she, is she tall or short, thin or curvy, does she sing on her own or with a band/group, what genre of music does she sing, what nationality is she? If you can answer any of those questions it would narrow the choice down.

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Do you think I look like Christina Ricci? If that is a recent picture of you in your avatar, then no you don't look like her. I was watching that show Pan Am in which she stars and her look is very different to what we normally see. Maybe if your hairstyle was like her's you might look like her.

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They call him_______because_______ the freak he's the fastest thing on two feet.

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Which tired argument are you fed up with politicians fighting over? Blaming everyone else for letting our country hit rock bottom; saying that bank CEO's who get paid bonuses and golden handshakes are entitled to them and there is nothing they (the politicians) can do about it.

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If Answerbag and Yahoo Answers were people, who would they be? Beavis and Butthead. http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/beavis_butt-head_image_washington_monument_01.jpg Hey Butthead he said would.

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Can I give you a left hook for Christmas? Only if I can throw pieces of coal at your house?

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Well ahhh do declare! _____________________ Well ahhh do declare! Lawdy may, what shall I eva eva do mista Ashley? Yes, I've watched Gone With The Wind one too many times.

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Do you secretly admire someone on Answerbag? You won't get that information out of me that easily, lol.

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If you stumbled across a baby alien, what would you name him? I always thought the name Manamana would be a cool name for an alien. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7173367298729056137#docid=-4748253645250357860 What were Jim Henson and Frank Oz smoking when they came up with that?

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At six I was left an orphan.What on earth is a six year old supposed to do with an orphan ? Call her Annie and teach her how to sing, It's a hard knock life. Wig with curly red hair is optional.

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Do you put much accent on accents? I find some accents difficult to understand and have to ask the person to slooooowwwww it down or ask them to repeat what they say. Other than that, I don't put any accent on accents.

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Do you like where you live or are you just biding your time until you can move on? I'm moving in the spring of 2012, so just biding my time right now.

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Save the drama for yo___!? Momma, coz you ain't got the j to take it to the max. You be trippin'. Peace out.

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Do you Leer when you Fleer...! You got to explain "Fleer" NJ as I have no idea what that is?

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When you started college, did you expect to be meeting smarter people than you knew in high school? Did you? I did meet smarter people than me, it's just a pity they were all assholes with ego's the size of freakin Jupiter.

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What happens if you drink too much powerade? This happens to you. http://www.aboutbodybuilding.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/extreme-bodybuilder.jpg He was originally called Diane.

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Have you made a stupid mistake lately? Not lately, but I think I might make one before Friday if I tell a female co-worker that we dated like 30 years ago when we were in our teens.

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What always happens at the wrong time? I still get tongue tied when talking to a woman.

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we've developed a shorthand - what does it mean? A short hand? You can retrieve small objects from really tight spaces. When I am upgrading a computer I always drop a screw or some other object inside the computer, I wish I had a short hand at times like that.

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Do people drive slow where you live? If I need to get somewhere fast they drive slow and if I want to waste time and get somewhere like tomorrow, there are never any slow drivers on the road. Why does that happen?

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Would a shoe store called "Booty Hall" become popular? The word booty makes me think that something else is going on in your shoe store, lol.

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Do you wake up excited, and really look forward to what your day will bring? This year has not been good for me. There was a lot of conflict in the early part of the year and the consequences have spilled over well into the second half. Do I wake up excited everyday, I wish I could say yes, I take whatever comes my way and hope I make it through. I never get too complacent with life.

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an older woman dates a 29 yo man she is a cougar yet I am called a dirty old man for dating a 29yo woman what name you call me That's double standards for you. If you want to date a 29 year old woman that's your business and don't let anyone stop you.

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What word sounds strange if you say it over and over again? Medical words such as trachea, appendectomy, laryngectomy, obstetrics, oesophagus and duodenum. Or the word dodecahedron.

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Can I touch your pussy? ooohhhh Mister Bond, don't you think we should get to know each other a little first?

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Can I have your TV? Of course you can, just don't upset the poltergeist inside it.

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You can't take it with you when you ___? leave it behind.

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What does mean if you have a quick temper? Events that are small to most people and do not bother them are more likely to upset you more easily if you have a 'quick temper'. You are more likely to react much faster using either a verbal backlash and or a physical backlash.

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Will you call me? We really need to talk. Wrong numba mista, this is Wang's Restaurant, you want to sit in or have takeout?

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What would you name your kid if it were born in a taxicab? Hansom Meterfare O' Shaughnessey. Assuming he was born in a New York cab.

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Do UFOs really exist? According to the US government, there is no evidence that UFO's exist.... so it must be true, right?

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After eating out, a man stops me to say "you have sauce on your lip" I look to find there is some on his too.Why did he do this He either has a habit of pointing out flaws in people or he was hitting on you. If he was hitting on you, then he's a smooth operator, and that move must be original. Did he ask you for your phone number?

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_____ makes my butt hurt. Sliding down the edge of a razor blade weeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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My girlfriend had to spend a lot of time at work (true) and insisted that I need to show some "understanding." Is the relationship over? If it is true as you say in your question, then you need to respect that BUT she needs to understand you want to spend some time with her aswell. That's what being in an equal relationship means, give and take. If you start giving all the time and she does all the taking, then your days together may be coming to an end. I take it she doesn't work 24/7? What does she do with her time off?...

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"We Need To Talk" What would your first reaction be if someone said that to you ? Think of a alibi, very quickly. Really it would depend on who was saying it to me.

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What should I go in for? Read description. Do a business degree with a foreign language, um, how about French. This will be your safety net just in case Hollywood doesn't come knocking on your door. You gotta eat and pay your own bills in the real world. You can learn from lots of sites online how to write screenplays and even get some free software to help you; but just remember, the road to Hollywood is littered with the twisted...

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if a woman is pregnant when she gets married is the child still a bastard? No one uses that term now, it is regarded as very offensive. Why not join the rest of us in 2011 and stop living in the 1950's.

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When does old age start? When a pimple faced teenage employee in the grocery store asks you, do you need help loading your groceries into the trunk of your car, grandad? I'm only 44, you young whipper snapper.

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Has the knowledge based economy left you behind? Will you catch up or rot to death? I heard those words, 'the knowledge economy' over 10 years ago and all they were, were buzzwords amounting to a whole pile of baloney. I haven't been left behind but even if I was it would not put a major downer on my life. I got through the 1970's, 1980's and 1990's without any knowledge economy.

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Is it ever too late to find love ? I'm beginning to think the same thing.

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What are you afraid of? My phobia of spiders is quite strange. I can tolerate them up to a certain size and beyond that size I start to freak out. I also don't like being near the water either.

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Do you find someone who's sweating, sexy? That depends on the situation, if the person is standing behind me in my personal space, in the line at the grocery store sweating, then I do not find that sexy. In the bedroom is a different matter.

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Afternoon ____ .? nap.

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Are you a Couch potato ? More turnip greens than couch potato.

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Are your panties twisted? No, but I know some people who can get their knickers in a twist due to the smallest of problems.

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What can you say about a "Blue Moon"? Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shining.

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Are you afraid of the dark? And why? I am not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of me. That's why it only comes out at night time when I am asleep.

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What are some of weirdest laws enacted in different countries that are still being applied today? In my country, we have to drive on the left side of the road.

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AndyB,Moongrim,Scotslass,Juice, and Bornabrit, has this site now lost its gloss since they have gone? What about the rest of us who have stayed with this site for many years? Any chance of us getting some recognition?

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I wanna take a dose of ____________ in the morning. the horn

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Why do people bully, laughing and making fun at others expense, mean, rude and tactless? Because the world is full of immature moron's.

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Are beavers usually wet? Only when you press the front door bell with one of your fingers does the entire beaver house start to shake.

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Has answerbag helped to improve your spelling and grammar? Yes, it has greatly improved my spelling and grandma.

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If I told you to jump, what would you say? I would say, can't you see me standing here, I got my back against the record machine, my pants are too tight to allow me to jump, don't you know what I mean so you might as well jump instead.

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What’s the biggest mistake that women make with men? They think they can change a 'bad boy'.

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How did people talk in the 1910s? 2010's:- Yo Mickey, howzit hangin'? 1910's:- I say Michael, how are you today? 2010's:- Me and the guy's are headin to O' Shaughnessey's Bar after work to get hammered, are you comin? 1910's:- Myself, Charles and Algernon shall pay a visit to the public house in the village after lunch, care to join us old bean? 2010's:- Large Mac and fries to go. 1910's:- Carstairs shall be serving tea and...

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are you a Miser? No, but I am very conscious of who I want to spend my time and money on.

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What would you do if you found a monster under your bed? Introduce him to Chuck Norris who's hiding in my closet.

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Quebecois queens quickly _________. queue for quinine to quench their quandry.

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Does he like me just answer please??? With the vast amount of information you supplied, I would have to say yes he does like you. Now go out and get married and have lots of babies and come back on here and ask lots more questions.

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my friend cant sing.. but she thinks she can , how can i tell her nicely ? or should i lie she is good Get her an audition for X-Factor, America's Got Talent or some other show owned by Simon "I'm not wearing eyeliner" Cowell.

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Is it legal to carry a concealed whip? Only if the other person brings along handcuffs and six inch high heels.

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How can I keep glass from breaking? Stop throwing rocks at it.

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Should I get more fat to you? Whatever makes you happy.