Answerbag: Teller of Truth's questions

I have an external hard drive that is a fat32, if I format it from fat32 to ntsf will I lose everything I have on that hard drive?

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 14:52:22 -0700

I have an external hard drive that is a fat32, if I format it from fat32 to ntsf will I lose everything I have on that hard drive?

Does anyone ever feel that being a kid was the best part of their life?

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 04:11:38 -0700

Does anyone ever feel that being a kid was the best part of their life?

If you were so inclined, would you go with me on a spiritual expedition to Alaska to bus 142 to discover the meaning of it all, at least in some small way?

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 03:26:03 -0700

If you were so inclined, would you go with me on a spiritual expedition to Alaska to bus 142 to discover the meaning of it all, at least in some small way?

I can't believe I am asking this but my wife and I love these videos from a young woman named Mememolly, who here watches her videos on YouTube?

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 03:17:10 -0700

I can't believe I am asking this but my wife and I love these videos from a young woman named Mememolly, who here watches her videos on YouTube?

Since we are talking about first rules...What is the first rule of fight club, and the second and third?

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 03:04:02 -0700

Since we are talking about first rules...What is the first rule of fight club, and the second and third?

I just don't understand the questions and the problems that come from teenagers these days...My son has never had the problems or issues that I see here in question form so many times, so is it me that got lucky or good parenting or a little of both?

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 01:35:43 -0700

I just don't understand the questions and the problems that come from teenagers these days...My son has never had the problems or issues that I see here in question form so many times, so is it me that got lucky or good parenting or a little of both?

So Shrek has an affair with Tinker Bell, tapping her a** all over never ever land, if you can imagine that, no really get the visuals going...What kind of off spring to they bring into this world?

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 01:19:27 -0700

So Shrek has an affair with Tinker Bell, tapping her a** all over never ever land, if you can imagine that, no really get the visuals going...What kind of off spring to they bring into this world?

I know that Gene Roddenberry created Star Trek but did he also create the look of the ships and what not or was that done by conceptual artist right before it aired on tv?

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:01:36 -0700

I know that Gene Roddenberry created Star Trek but did he also create the look of the ships and what not or was that done by conceptual artist right before it aired on tv?

So, you hear your doorbell ring and you go to answer it but instead of a person there is a brown bag on fire on your porch, do you over react and stomp it out? or do you let it burn out and then call Hazmat for immediate removal?

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:49:44 -0700

So, you hear your doorbell ring and you go to answer it but instead of a person there is a brown bag on fire on your porch, do you over react and stomp it out? or do you let it burn out and then call Hazmat for immediate removal?

So my son farted in the car while with my wife and it was so heinous she had to pull over and throw up because of it, then he got out of the car and what he witnessed made him throw up...Has anyone ever heard of someone throwing up because of a fart?

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:38:49 -0700

So my son farted in the car while with my wife and it was so heinous she had to pull over and throw up because of it, then he got out of the car and what he witnessed made him throw up...Has anyone ever heard of someone throwing up because of a fart?

Shaquille O'neal is now talking trash to the 7' Asian fighter that beat up Hose Conseco in that MMA fight...Who wants to see the Asian fighter beat the hell out of O"neal? I do...

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:45:56 -0700

Shaquille O'neal is now talking trash to the 7' Asian fighter that beat up Hose Conseco in that MMA fight...Who wants to see the Asian fighter beat the hell out of O"neal? I do...

HealthCare...I just wanted to be the fifth healthcare question to be asked in the last 5 minutes even though they are all asking pretty much the same thing...flag this question as nonesense...

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:38:03 -0700

HealthCare...I just wanted to be the fifth healthcare question to be asked in the last 5 minutes even though they are all asking pretty much the same thing...flag this question as nonesense...

So they are making a lot of movies into 3-D and redoing some of the more popular ones like Lord of the Rings into 3-D...Would it not be cool if they had a 3-D channel for television?

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:22:30 -0700

So they are making a lot of movies into 3-D and redoing some of the more popular ones like Lord of the Rings into 3-D...Would it not be cool if they had a 3-D channel for television?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 22:14:54 -0700

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to ever merge, would they call it Fed Up?

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 22:06:23 -0700

If Fed Ex and UPS were to ever merge, would they call it Fed Up?

Raise your hand if you have collected the millions of dollars in online lottery's you have won so far this year...I would be a multi millionaire by now if I had, guess I better get off my butt and call some of these people...

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 22:02:45 -0700

Raise your hand if you have collected the millions of dollars in online lottery's you have won so far this year...I would be a multi millionaire by now if I had, guess I better get off my butt and call some of these people...

Did anyone ever have a Big Wheel when they were a kid? Man you should the quality of the ones they have for kids now, especially The Green Machine<----In ominous voice, god like if you will....

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 18:11:49 -0700

Did anyone ever have a Big Wheel when they were a kid? Man you should the quality of the ones they have for kids now, especially The Green Machine<----In ominous voice, god like if you will....

So you are told by a doctor that you have 1 month to live but you feel fit to do anything, your not bed ridden but feel as good as you did the day you came into this world...What do you do in that last remaining month you have left to you?

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:11:32 -0700

So you are told by a doctor that you have 1 month to live but you feel fit to do anything, your not bed ridden but feel as good as you did the day you came into this world...What do you do in that last remaining month you have left to you?

Knowing that AB is not all about points "wink, wink" what is the largest amount of points you have gotten in one day?

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:45:52 -0700

Knowing that AB is not all about points "wink, wink" what is the largest amount of points you have gotten in one day?

You wake up tomorrow morning and you see that Homeland Security has raised the threat level to Severe, the highest it goes, do you freak out then hide out or do you go on with your everyday life as though it's just another day?

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:12:32 -0700

You wake up tomorrow morning and you see that Homeland Security has raised the threat level to Severe, the highest it goes, do you freak out then hide out or do you go on with your everyday life as though it's just another day?

Is it me or on some days do you think that AB's name should be changed to the Christian/Atheist AnswerBag?

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:35:51 -0700

Is it me or on some days do you think that AB's name should be changed to the Christian/Atheist AnswerBag?

When you are at a strangers house and you use the bathroom, do you do a courtesy flush in order to alleviate the stink you just created?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:31:47 -0700

When you are at a strangers house and you use the bathroom, do you do a courtesy flush in order to alleviate the stink you just created?

Have you ever farted really loudly in public and tried to play it off as though someone else did it? You know look around in disgust at the others standing around you, acting as though you are a private investigator looking for the culprit...

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:28:39 -0700

Have you ever farted really loudly in public and tried to play it off as though someone else did it? You know look around in disgust at the others standing around you, acting as though you are a private investigator looking for the culprit...

I have to go now...Who wants to go with me?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:17:48 -0700

I have to go now...Who wants to go with me?

Go Lakers! Not really a question but more of a cheer, who wants to cheer with me?

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:32:01 -0700

Go Lakers! Not really a question but more of a cheer, who wants to cheer with me?

Who plans on seeing this movie? http://www.3dm3.com/video/2009/04/23/shane-ackers-9-exclusive-under-attack/

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 01:12:24 -0700

Who plans on seeing this movie? http://www.3dm3.com/video/2009/04/23/shane-ackers-9-exclusive-under-attack/

Who plans on seeing this? http://www.3dm3.com/video/2009/04/23/shane-ackers-9-exclusive-under-attack/

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:21:18 -0700

Who plans on seeing this? http://www.3dm3.com/video/2009/04/23/shane-ackers-9-exclusive-under-attack/

Why would God make sex feel so damn good if all he wanted us to do was use it as a tool to procreate? There would be Less marital affairs, sexual assaults and so if it did not feel so good...

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:48:21 -0700

Why would God make sex feel so damn good if all he wanted us to do was use it as a tool to procreate? There would be Less marital affairs, sexual assaults and so if it did not feel so good...

Is there a software program out there that allows you to record videos from web sites? Free is good but if not then I will take what I can...

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 20:44:43 -0700

Is there a software program out there that allows you to record videos from web sites? Free is good but if not then I will take what I can...

Anyone into 3-D animation? I work with 3Ds max, Maya, Vue 7 and a slew of others...If you have any interesting ideas you would like to share hit me up...

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:01:07 -0700

Anyone into 3-D animation? I work with 3Ds max, Maya, Vue 7 and a slew of others...If you have any interesting ideas you would like to share hit me up...

The movie Into the Wild..Who as ever thought about doing what Chris McCandless did, just leaving it all behind to discover a form of freedom that free's you of your everyday obligations? Any form of transportation is cool, it's up to you...

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 01:27:20 -0700

The movie Into the Wild..Who as ever thought about doing what Chris McCandless did, just leaving it all behind to discover a form of freedom that free's you of your everyday obligations? Any form of transportation is cool, it's up to you...

I sometimes sunbath in the nude out in my backyard...I woke up to my dog licking my balls but the strange thing is, It took me at least 10 seconds before I made her stop...Should I go and see some sort of therapist for enjoying those 10 seconds? LMAO....

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:38:46 -0700

I sometimes sunbath in the nude out in my backyard...I woke up to my dog licking my balls but the strange thing is, It took me at least 10 seconds before I made her stop...Should I go and see some sort of therapist for enjoying those 10 seconds? LMAO....

Since KFC has been brought up did you know the government made them change it from Kentucky Fried Chicken to KFC because their chickens were no longer classified as such because of all the steroids and hormones they were giving them? Read that somewhere..

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:11:07 -0700

Since KFC has been brought up did you know the government made them change it from Kentucky Fried Chicken to KFC because their chickens were no longer classified as such because of all the steroids and hormones they were giving them? Read that somewhere..

Do you think of good thoughts before going to bed at night? My mother use to tell me too do this so that way I would go to sleep in a positive mood thus giving me good dreams and not nightmares...

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:25:09 -0700

Do you think of good thoughts before going to bed at night? My mother use to tell me too do this so that way I would go to sleep in a positive mood thus giving me good dreams and not nightmares...

I live in Hawaii and more often than not us residents walk around in nothing but shorts and sometimes not even that all year round...Does anyone else live this way?

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:48:47 -0700

I live in Hawaii and more often than not us residents walk around in nothing but shorts and sometimes not even that all year round...Does anyone else live this way?

For those that believe in god and the devil, do you think the devil walks amongst us in human form, watching, studying and causing evil where ever he goes?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:16:29 -0700

For those that believe in god and the devil, do you think the devil walks amongst us in human form, watching, studying and causing evil where ever he goes?

Did anyone see Passion of the Christ more than once? I had a hard time getting through it the first time and it was on tonight and I could not watch it because of the brutality...Anyone else have a hard time watching?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:46:50 -0700

Did anyone see Passion of the Christ more than once? I had a hard time getting through it the first time and it was on tonight and I could not watch it because of the brutality...Anyone else have a hard time watching?

I can't recall the last time I witnessed one woman say, I'm going to the restroom and then have all the other woman who are with her say, I will go with you...Does this still happen and more importantly what goes on in that bathroom?

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:58:12 -0700

I can't recall the last time I witnessed one woman say, I'm going to the restroom and then have all the other woman who are with her say, I will go with you...Does this still happen and more importantly what goes on in that bathroom?

I use to go to a biker church where the pastor wore jeans and a t-shirt and had long hair just like everyone who went to that church, we were invited to another church and when we all showed up they looked at us like we were Leperous, thoughts?

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:35:16 -0700

I use to go to a biker church where the pastor wore jeans and a t-shirt and had long hair just like everyone who went to that church, we were invited to another church and when we all showed up they looked at us like we were Leperous, thoughts?

Did anyone watch that 2 hour special last night on ABC called World 2100? on how we will be at a catastrophic state if we don't change our way of thinking in fuels, food, global warming and so on...It was pretty scary to watch and it's happening right now

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:14:13 -0700

Did anyone watch that 2 hour special last night on ABC called World 2100? on how we will be at a catastrophic state if we don't change our way of thinking in fuels, food, global warming and so on...It was pretty scary to watch and it's happening right now

Did anyone watch that 2 hour special tonight on ABC called World 2100? on how we will be at a catastrophic state if we don't change our way of thinking in fuels, food, global warming and so on...It was pretty scary to watch and it's happening right now...

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:36:21 -0700

Did anyone watch that 2 hour special tonight on ABC called World 2100? on how we will be at a catastrophic state if we don't change our way of thinking in fuels, food, global warming and so on...It was pretty scary to watch and it's happening right now...

When you type LOL are you actually LOL right there at your computer?

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:16:33 -0700

When you type LOL are you actually LOL right there at your computer?

I don't think you should be able to minus or plus someone here at AB without giving a reason as to why or a statement that correlates with they're minus or plus...To many people giving minus but with no reason as to why...What do you think?

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:38:55 -0700

I don't think you should be able to minus or plus someone here at AB without giving a reason as to why or a statement that correlates with they're minus or plus...To many people giving minus but with no reason as to why...What do you think?

When someone gives you a minus here at AB but does not give a reason why do you think they should still be revealed? I do, so that way I can look them up and ask them why...

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:24:25 -0700

When someone gives you a minus here at AB but does not give a reason why do you think they should still be revealed? I do, so that way I can look them up and ask them why...

Plz help...I can't move icons or files on my desktop...when I click and drag an icon or file to one place it just bounces right back to it's original spot...I was able to do this and I do, do this a lot but I can't now...Any ideas what I did wrong?

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:40:09 -0700

Plz help...I can't move icons or files on my desktop...when I click and drag an icon or file to one place it just bounces right back to it's original spot...I was able to do this and I do, do this a lot but I can't now...Any ideas what I did wrong?

The icons on my desktop are stuck in one place, meaning I can't move them from one spot to another on my desktop...I can't find anything in the properties that shows an option for keeping them in place or being able to move them around like I use too...

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:30:46 -0700

The icons on my desktop are stuck in one place, meaning I can't move them from one spot to another on my desktop...I can't find anything in the properties that shows an option for keeping them in place or being able to move them around like I use too...

My desktop icons are stuck in one place, I cannot move any of them from one place to another on my desktop, what do I do to change this?

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:21:59 -0700

My desktop icons are stuck in one place, I cannot move any of them from one place to another on my desktop, what do I do to change this?

So Star Trek is kicking butt at the theaters, who is going to go and see it?

Sat, 09 May 2009 18:49:40 -0700

So Star Trek is kicking butt at the theaters, who is going to go and see it?

If your dog had hair on the right side of his rump and had no hair on his back but has a patch of hair on his chest but is unfortunately going bald in all the other places of his body, does he have the Swine Flu?

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:04:59 -0700

If your dog had hair on the right side of his rump and had no hair on his back but has a patch of hair on his chest but is unfortunately going bald in all the other places of his body, does he have the Swine Flu?

How many different ways can you introduce a Swine Flu question? Here's mine...If you porked a pig and felt sick the next morning, do you think it would be Swine Flu?

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:00:09 -0700

How many different ways can you introduce a Swine Flu question? Here's mine...If you porked a pig and felt sick the next morning, do you think it would be Swine Flu?

If you were a swine, had the flu and could fly, and were asked such a thing here at AB would that be one too many questions about Swines, Flu and Flying?

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:50:55 -0700

If you were a swine, had the flu and could fly, and were asked such a thing here at AB would that be one too many questions about Swines, Flu and Flying?

Guitar Hero or Rockband and why?

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 14:14:38 -0700

Guitar Hero or Rockband and why?

To be or not to be, is that your question?

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:26:15 -0700

To be or not to be, is that your question?

Body Ax, a body spray or a body with an ax in it? Tune in too your local news at 11 to find out the results...

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:07:42 -0700

Body Ax, a body spray or a body with an ax in it? Tune in too your local news at 11 to find out the results...

If you had the chance to be reborn and do it all over again, what would you do or not do differently?

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:48:54 -0700

If you had the chance to be reborn and do it all over again, what would you do or not do differently?

Ways to piss off a cop!!! Here is mine...When you get pulled over, say "what's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol... If you have one plz share it...

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:39:12 -0700

Ways to piss off a cop!!! Here is mine...When you get pulled over, say "what's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol... If you have one plz share it...

Is it me or does it seem as though people are putting as many questions up as possible in order to get points instead of doing it for the right reason, which is to gain a certain amount of knowledge on a particular subject?

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:12:33 -0700

Is it me or does it seem as though people are putting as many questions up as possible in order to get points instead of doing it for the right reason, which is to gain a certain amount of knowledge on a particular subject?

I live in Hawaii and people here love Spam...What are your feelings about spam and if you like it how to you prepare it?

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 14:48:07 -0700

I live in Hawaii and people here love Spam...What are your feelings about spam and if you like it how to you prepare it?

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't as ghost but mattresses?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 23:33:43 -0700

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't as ghost but mattresses?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machine?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:40:30 -0700

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machine?

Atheism is a non-profit organization...True or False? Funny answers a must...

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:35:35 -0700

Atheism is a non-profit organization...True or False? Funny answers a must...

Don't Sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things...Good or bad advice?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:15:02 -0700

Don't Sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things...Good or bad advice?

If a male mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:09:26 -0700

If a male mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

The reason that Santa Clause is so Jolly is because he knows where all the Naughty girls live...Could this possibly be true? Humorous answers plz...

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:04:56 -0700

The reason that Santa Clause is so Jolly is because he knows where all the Naughty girls live...Could this possibly be true? Humorous answers plz...

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, then why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:51:39 -0700

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, then why do we still have monkeys and apes?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, Floor...Who's with me?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:29:58 -0700

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, Floor...Who's with me?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:25:22 -0700

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If a turtle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:23:03 -0700

If a turtle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:18:40 -0700

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Politically correct statements for men that are funny...Here is one that I have..."He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY... Chime in with yours...

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:06:29 -0700

Politically correct statements for men that are funny...Here is one that I have..."He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY... Chime in with yours...

Wacky signs you have seen... This is one I saw... In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait." chime in with any you have seen...

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:52:39 -0700

Wacky signs you have seen... This is one I saw... In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait." chime in with any you have seen...

True or False...Don't pick on your sister when she is holding a baseball bat?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:38:41 -0700

True or False...Don't pick on your sister when she is holding a baseball bat?

When your father says "pull my finger" should you?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:36:19 -0700

When your father says "pull my finger" should you?

Never Trust a dog to watch your food...True or False

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:34:17 -0700

Never Trust a dog to watch your food...True or False

Laughing stock: Cattle with sense of humor...Could this possibly be true?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 16:03:22 -0700

Laughing stock: Cattle with sense of humor...Could this possibly be true?

For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain...Who wants to buy it?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 15:51:50 -0700

For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain...Who wants to buy it?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 15:49:04 -0700

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark...True or False?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 15:26:42 -0700

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark...True or False?

You know, I use to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out...Anyone else have this problem?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 15:00:53 -0700

You know, I use to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out...Anyone else have this problem?

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 14:55:56 -0700

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?

Would you agree that the only substitution for good manners is fast reflexes? lol

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 14:49:34 -0700

Would you agree that the only substitution for good manners is fast reflexes? lol

I support bacteria because they're the only culture some people have, who's with me?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 14:45:41 -0700

I support bacteria because they're the only culture some people have, who's with me?

I have come to the conclusion that, black holes are where God divided by zero...Chime in with your thoughts...

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 14:37:27 -0700

I have come to the conclusion that, black holes are where God divided by zero...Chime in with your thoughts...

Has anyone ever had a psychic girlfriend or boyfriend but he or she left you before you met?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 14:30:18 -0700

Has anyone ever had a psychic girlfriend or boyfriend but he or she left you before you met?

I saw a prostitute with a sign that said "I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week...Is this good advertising? Humor a must when answering this LOL

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 14:20:07 -0700

I saw a prostitute with a sign that said "I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week...Is this good advertising? Humor a must when answering this LOL

All those who believe in psychokinesis please raise my hand...

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 14:11:23 -0700

All those who believe in psychokinesis please raise my hand...

Does this describe you...Drink 'till he or she is cute, but stop before the wedding? LOL

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:31:22 -0700

Does this describe you...Drink 'till he or she is cute, but stop before the wedding? LOL

Does anyone else agree that, Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm? LOL

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:28:05 -0700

Does anyone else agree that, Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm? LOL

News update...Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines...

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:23:37 -0700

News update...Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines...

Just one of many philosophies the military has... Join the military, meet interesting people, kill them...

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:18:22 -0700

Just one of many philosophies the military has... Join the military, meet interesting people, kill them...

How can you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:11:40 -0700

How can you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

I took my car to the mechanic, he said he could not repair my brakes, so he made my horn louder...

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:08:12 -0700

I took my car to the mechanic, he said he could not repair my brakes, so he made my horn louder...

Has this happened to anyone, I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone!

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:04:39 -0700

Has this happened to anyone, I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone!

News update...Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery...

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:00:59 -0700

News update...Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery...

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 12:51:17 -0700

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Does anyone else think that, dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 12:44:13 -0700

Does anyone else think that, dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire?

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 12:36:15 -0700

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

Would you agree that Televangelists are the pro wrestlers of religion?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 12:33:04 -0700

Would you agree that Televangelists are the pro wrestlers of religion?

Does anyone else love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 12:26:45 -0700

Does anyone else love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy?

Would anyone else agree that, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 12:23:26 -0700

Would anyone else agree that, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder?