http://www.answerbag.com/profile/93618 New Answerbag questions from Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin Wed, 30 May 2012 16:37:26 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 16:37:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2670148 What killed Whitney Houston? Sat, 11 Feb 2012 17:20:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2670148 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2565137 can you buy a hamster skin coat? Sun, 28 Aug 2011 07:05:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2565137 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2555634 Where are the extra letters from the differences between UK English and American English stored? Sat, 13 Aug 2011 07:24:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2555634 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2513622 If someone says that you drive them crazy, would it be a long drive? Tue, 07 Jun 2011 22:11:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2513622 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2503714 What is up what all these hair thefts? http://www.cbsnews.com/8300-504784_162-10391705.html?keyword=burglars Sun, 22 May 2011 02:58:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2503714 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2496664 are you a Hobophobe? Thu, 12 May 2011 14:13:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2496664 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2490737 If the sun were to appear in the middle of the night and a great cosmic voice said, "I want you all to go to Dennys tomorrow", would you? Wed, 04 May 2011 09:57:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2490737 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2408590 Are there really dead bodies floating below the surface in Lake Tahoe? I think it's due to the temperature inversion or body drops? Fri, 21 Jan 2011 17:41:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2408590 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/clean-dirty-basting-bird_2359010 Clean or dirty? Basting the bird? Thu, 25 Nov 2010 12:15:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/clean-dirty-basting-bird_2359010 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2220289 Why do atheists make better house painters? Sat, 10 Jul 2010 21:56:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2220289 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2212961 flirt or fart? Which do you do best? Wed, 07 Jul 2010 08:42:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2212961 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2197116 Is your name on the "No Fly" list with the TSA? Mon, 05 Jul 2010 04:57:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2197116 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2144840 Is there money in your dog's poop? this story:http://my.earthlink.net/article/str?guid=20100615/4f591e41-35be-44cb-9125-bbeeb4741171 Thu, 17 Jun 2010 07:27:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2144840 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2142358 If you could drink a thousand gallons of water a second, how many years would it take you to drink the Great Lakes dry? Tue, 15 Jun 2010 20:03:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2142358 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2142355 Who stole McKinley's thumb? Tue, 15 Jun 2010 19:59:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2142355 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1875210 how badly can answerbag suck? Sun, 27 Dec 2009 18:54:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1875210 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1862303 Was AB's upgrade due to a focus group or a bunch of idiots at AB? Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:27:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1862303 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/bota-bag-70s-decade-teens_1858700 Did you own a bota bag in the 70's ( or whatever decade you where in your teens)? Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:03:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/bota-bag-70s-decade-teens_1858700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1818516 Where is the Gay and Lesbian Horse Shoe League Museum located? Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:59:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1818516 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1775721 Is 31 years excessive? Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:38:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1775721 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1600408 Are questions get worse or could it be global warming? Sun, 26 Jul 2009 21:07:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1600408 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1582792 What is the past tense of the search engine term "to bing" (as in 'to google'= googled)? Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:41:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1582792 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1581198 Were Walter Cronkite's last words "And the was the way it was."? Fri, 17 Jul 2009 17:37:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1581198 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1505279 Did you ever receive a telegram? if so, what did it say? Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:36:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1505279 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1500488 Is Atheist just another word for someone who doesn't like to get up early on Sunday mornings? Sat, 06 Jun 2009 22:14:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1500488 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1496887 Who stole the spinners from the Popemobile? Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:33:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1496887 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1475306 What sort of gun do you use on an Easter Egg hunt? Sat, 23 May 2009 17:01:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1475306 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1424567 If a journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step, where are you going ? (and are your shoes tied ?) Sat, 25 Apr 2009 11:33:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1424567 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1373445 Was the first question on AB "My name is Adam, what is yours?" Sun, 29 Mar 2009 09:30:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1373445 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1280146 Al Gore: Saviour or door stop? Sat, 14 Feb 2009 10:49:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1280146 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1247814 Do you have crab legs? Sat, 31 Jan 2009 09:14:15 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1247814 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1220955 Jack Lord or Karl Malden? Who was the better cop? Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:22:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1220955 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1217797 I went to a garage sale and they refused to sell me the garage, can I sue them? Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:03:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1217797 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1217303 Are M&M colors random or is there certain percentage of each color in each bag? Sun, 18 Jan 2009 12:02:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1217303 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1189446 Britney Spears or asparagus spears? Tue, 06 Jan 2009 10:44:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1189446 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1133931 Why do most motorcycle cops wear mustaches? Sun, 07 Dec 2008 15:59:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1133931 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1103085 If there was a tax on stupid, how much would you owe? Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:54:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1103085 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1050587 Answerbag as a book? A big coffee table book. . Filled with the wit, wisdom and wisecracks of AnswerBag. Would you buy a copy? Sun, 26 Oct 2008 09:08:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1050587 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1001131 What about fat dolphins? Wed, 01 Oct 2008 08:27:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1001131 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/998713 Can I teach a pig to tap dance and why? Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:04:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/998713 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/975261 Is there a blue mailbox in your neighborhood? Wed, 17 Sep 2008 08:41:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/975261 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/946809 In OSHA Rule 29 CFR 1910.1200, does a forklift violate subsection 1208 if they wear a kilt? Mon, 01 Sep 2008 14:23:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/946809 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/946800 If you were an ice cream at Baskin Robbins what would you be called? Mon, 01 Sep 2008 14:19:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/946800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/926240 Will Jerry Seinfeld's ad for Microsoft help sales? Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:26:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/926240 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/915970 Will you remember to set your clocks back an hour this weekend? Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:27:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/915970 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/915441 What shouldn't you say in an eulogy? Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:04:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/915441 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/915400 Are we entitled to attribution of our work if some one uses it in his thesis? Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:39:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/915400 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/906179 Do you have a barcode tattooed on your neck like me? I woke up yesterday morning and found it. Sun, 10 Aug 2008 20:27:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/906179 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/891983 How can I get a passport to travel to Sillyville? Where is the local consulate? Sun, 03 Aug 2008 13:38:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/891983 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/877358 Cheap or chic, how so? Sat, 26 Jul 2008 06:27:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/877358 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/862820 How do we pettition Andy777 to return to her sexy avatar? Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:48:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/862820 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/837729 Should coarse salt swear? Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:17:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/837729 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/837373 Where the hell is my pickle fork? Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:56:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/837373 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/812303 What color was your tongue while you drank the juice in your fridge while looking at your aluminum bat, grades and handicapped parking sticker in Atheist School? Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:21:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/812303 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/812294 If you were an atheist could you qualify for handicapped parking? Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:15:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/812294 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/812289 What Color would your tongue be if you were an atheist? Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:13:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/812289 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/795331 Want to bet I cure my gambling addiction? Mon, 09 Jun 2008 23:31:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/795331 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/789961 Would you pay to see Hillary Clinton in a wet tee shirt contest? Fri, 06 Jun 2008 22:12:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/789961 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/776205 Isn't AB-Wikibot the sexiest "bot" in the world? Fri, 30 May 2008 12:05:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/776205 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/748565 Was Gilligan's island the prequel to Lost? Wed, 14 May 2008 08:22:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/748565 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/718858 How about a troll downrating section where they can go and downrate to their hearts content and leave those with a double digit (and above) IQ alone? And are all Trolls truly impotent? Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:33:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/718858 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/718842 Bring it on trolls, or can't your little troll arms reach the mouse? Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:17:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/718842 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/710278 What is your favorite "nasty" clean word? Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:55:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/710278 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/700750 Would you want to share a shot of whisky with Hillary? Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:34:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/700750 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/675969 How many Hillary's does it take to change a light bulb under heavy sniper fire? Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:41:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/675969 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/675409 What are the names of two odd cross streets in your town,city or village? Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:49:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/675409 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/648293 Do you know who Signe Toly is? Sun, 16 Mar 2008 10:29:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/648293 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/631485 Is Idaho's hotel tax an insult to tourists? Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:25:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/631485 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/624453 If my gun toting lesbian sister who just had an abortion, smokes pot and drinks alcohol while protesting global warming and postal rate increases and after the rally she attended, stops into a coffee shop and orders a coffee, what did she order? Sun, 02 Mar 2008 21:50:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/624453 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/604016 Where do you buy pool supplies to clean up the gene pool? Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:33:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/604016 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/593313 What is a speaker monkey? Sun, 10 Feb 2008 18:07:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/593313 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/591492 Why does it hurt when I do this? Sat, 09 Feb 2008 15:03:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/591492 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/584325 It is International Pancake day, how are you celebrating? Tue, 05 Feb 2008 05:11:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/584325 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/582484 Do you or Have you ever talked about yourself in the third person? Sun, 03 Feb 2008 22:34:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/582484 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/569306 Is a petting zoo adult friendly? Sat, 26 Jan 2008 19:37:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/569306 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/567889 If life was a pair of undies, what type would you be? Fri, 25 Jan 2008 21:02:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/567889 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/567627 Would you watch "Answerbag", the reality show? Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:55:11 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/567627 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/559177 How is your bad self? Sun, 20 Jan 2008 16:20:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/559177 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/557514 Do you love a good tail wind? Sat, 19 Jan 2008 14:21:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/557514 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/555322 Would twin brother physicians be a paradox? Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:21:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/555322 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/539182 I just made Maestro, where do I get the keys for my new car? (You do still get a new car, right?) Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:49:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/539182 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/523141 Bonjour, mon nom est bubba, ceci est mon trixie de soeur, elle est également mon épouse? Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:14:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/523141 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/522612 Besides AB, do you know any body who considers themselves "plucky"? Mon, 24 Dec 2007 18:30:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/522612 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/522266 Is Answerbag available on the Internet yet? Mon, 24 Dec 2007 10:54:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/522266 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/522258 How do you celebrate y'all? Do you have a y'all log and such? Mon, 24 Dec 2007 10:43:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/522258 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/521401 Do you like air? Sun, 23 Dec 2007 13:11:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/521401 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/520349 Do you know Angel Ricardo Mendoza's story? His truck with 3.6 million nickels, worth $180,000 was stolen. what would you do with all those nickels? That is 22 tons of nickels. (Hello Coinstar) Sat, 22 Dec 2007 11:44:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/520349 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/520255 Has anyone played golf with hail sized golf balls? Sat, 22 Dec 2007 09:37:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/520255 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/514165 Good night everyone, whose turn is it to feed the cat? Mon, 17 Dec 2007 00:21:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/514165 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/488722 What are your thoughts about black helicopters, are they real, are they part of the conspiracy involving a military takeover of the US? Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:03:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/488722 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/487249 What floor covering will make my wife's boobs look bigger? Sat, 24 Nov 2007 02:10:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/487249 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/487198 Are you an AARP member, did you join to meet the hot older ladies like I did? Fri, 23 Nov 2007 23:45:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/487198 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/487139 If being stupid were against AB rules, do you think you're in the Penalty Box right now? Fri, 23 Nov 2007 21:41:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/487139 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/480422 Would you lick a fire hydrant to prove a point? Sun, 18 Nov 2007 00:28:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/480422 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/480007 What is the oddest and/or worst thing that was served at a Thanksgiving dinner? Sat, 17 Nov 2007 15:35:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/480007 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/474011 Does Larry King scare you also? Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:32:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/474011 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/472992 Do you know anyone with Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD) and how do you deal with them? Sun, 11 Nov 2007 14:01:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/472992 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/471675 Does answerbag inflate to protect you during a computer crash? Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:12:15 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/471675 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/471503 To all Marines, Happy Birthday, Semper Fi. this is not in the form of a question, any one have a problem with that ? Good, now eat a piece of the cake. Sat, 10 Nov 2007 09:48:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/471503 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/471499 To all veterans, thank you. Sat, 10 Nov 2007 09:47:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/471499