Answerbag: Mr. Bean is a superhero's answers

Answer to Does your name begin with the same initial letter as one of your parents?

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 02:37:35 -0800

Does your name begin with the same initial letter as one of your parents?

Nope, and I don't find any good reason for this question to be asked. Thank You.

Answer to When you were young was there a nickname others called you by?

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 05:06:26 -0700

When you were young was there a nickname others called you by?

Bean

Answer to How fast can you type? Can you type without looking at the keyboard? Do you use all of your fingers?

Fri, 17 Jun 2011 05:48:56 -0700

How fast can you type? Can you type without looking at the keyboard? Do you use all of your fingers?

Yeah

Answer to Can you admit it when you are wrong about something?

Fri, 17 Jun 2011 04:10:51 -0700

Can you admit it when you are wrong about something?

Yeap. I just don't know why.

Answer to What does the words "Getting Nailed" make you think of?

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 06:33:33 -0700

What does the words "Getting Nailed" make you think of?

Jesus

Answer to You find God in ________________ ?

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 06:19:02 -0700

You find God in ________________ ?

Recycle Bin

Answer to What kind of cellphone do you have?

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 06:03:49 -0700

What kind of cellphone do you have?

I don't really need one, SRSLY.

Answer to How to die painlessly?

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 04:16:48 -0700

How to die painlessly?

just shut up and you'll die.

Answer to What sign of the zodiac is the smartest?

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 00:55:55 -0700

What sign of the zodiac is the smartest?

Mine of course. Just kiddin'. ^^

Answer to Is BIG better always?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 06:52:35 -0700

Is BIG better always?

No. Hydrocephalus for instance.

Answer to what will happen to your body if you dont eat and drink?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:43:25 -0700

what will happen to your body if you dont eat and drink?

Thin down like a holed balloon.

Answer to How many do you think Lebron James is a jerk?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:39:54 -0700

How many do you think Lebron James is a jerk?

Yep when he scored only 8 points on game 5, 2011 finals. and when he went from Cleveland to Miami.

Answer to Love & Laughter are the _____________

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:38:38 -0700

Love & Laughter are the _____________

components of a good friendship.

Answer to What is the worst insect you've come across?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:38:21 -0700

What is the worst insect you've come across?

A CENTIPEDE

Answer to Can you take people seriously when they typ3 lik dis 0n th3 1nt3n3t?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:37:44 -0700

Can you take people seriously when they typ3 lik dis 0n th3 1nt3n3t?

I'd rather talk to a Chinese... wherein I can translate what they type on Google Translate.

Answer to i asked my ex girlfriend if she still loved me

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:36:01 -0700

i asked my ex girlfriend if she still loved me

Maybe she can't understand your grammar. Maybe that's the problem, kid.

Answer to i have a massive phobia of midgets and last time i saw one i punched him off his bike becuase i was drunk and afriad am i a bad person??

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:34:07 -0700

i have a massive phobia of midgets and last time i saw one i punched him off his bike becuase i was drunk and afriad am i a bad person??

I just really wish you will not have a son/daughter who's a midget.

Answer to What made you fat?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:33:33 -0700

What made you fat?

Lots and lots of burgers. (the patties!)

Answer to If you do, why do you want to think badly about others?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:33:17 -0700

If you do, why do you want to think badly about others?

Sometimes it's because of the evil things they do that forces me to think of them badly. Or sometimes (I know you experience this), you just don't feel like being with the person.

Answer to What cause my leg to collaspe?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:31:10 -0700

What cause my leg to collaspe?

Maybe it's because you're doing too much fasting.

Answer to Everyone remembers their first car but do you remember your second?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:30:34 -0700

Everyone remembers their first car but do you remember your second?

Currently investing for a new Lamborghini. Btw that's my second.

Answer to Heartbreaking Songs?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:28:52 -0700

Heartbreaking Songs?

Title: Bread - Diary I found her diary underneath a tree. and started reading about me The words she's written took me by surpise you'd never read them in her eyes. They said that she had found the love she waited for. Wouldn't you know it, she wouldn't show it. When she confronted with...

Answer to Is Santa Claus better than Jesus?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:26:41 -0700

Is Santa Claus better than Jesus?

I don't know how to decide on fictional characters.

Answer to Do you act differently around different people that you know well?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:25:49 -0700

Do you act differently around different people that you know well?

Yeah, I believe we act differently to people whom we know and whom we do not know. Surely you wouldn't like hanging around an ex-convict for the first time.

Answer to I hate my computer.......

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:24:50 -0700

I hate my computer.......

ask Steve Jobs for a new one.

Answer to The sun is shining, it makes me _______________!

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:24:27 -0700

The sun is shining, it makes me _______________!

get a taste of hell

Answer to Is there any software for simulation of compressed natural gas (CNG) station please?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:24:03 -0700

Is there any software for simulation of compressed natural gas (CNG) station please?

None, sorry.

Answer to How I wish that a cute guy could hug me. I never ever got hugged by one or never even got close to a hot guy.This feels so miserable...

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:23:53 -0700

How I wish that a cute guy could hug me. I never ever got hugged by one or never even got close to a hot guy.This feels so miserable...

Sending Virtual Hug from Mr. Bean... Loading... 100% Virtual Hug sent! Assume I'm a hot guy. ^^

Answer to What is something that you can poke holes in?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:21:17 -0700

What is something that you can poke holes in?

Fake boobs.

Answer to Do you enjoy your addictions??

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:21:03 -0700

Do you enjoy your addictions??

The mere calling of it as "addiction" means you get satisfaction out of it (unless you're a masochist). ^^

Answer to Do you mind being late at work??

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:20:32 -0700

Do you mind being late at work??

Yes, because I believe that punctuality is a virtue.

Answer to if i had to i would to avoid__

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:19:47 -0700

if i had to ______ i would ______ to avoid______

If I had to be a Millionaire, I would Study Hard to avoid Poverty.

Answer to If you do, why do you flatter yourself so much?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:19:08 -0700

If you do, why do you flatter yourself so much?

To motivate myself. I'd rather flatter myself than procrastinate for days.

Answer to why do we have feet?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:17:53 -0700

why do we have feet?

Imagine if we don't have those.

Answer to Is yoga Satanic?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:17:03 -0700

Is yoga Satanic?

Every-One-Has-The-Right-To-Be-Stupid-But-Youre-Abusing-the-Privilege

Answer to who believes like me, that god is a load of s**t and is indeed made up

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:16:01 -0700

who believes like me, that god is a load of s**t and is indeed made up

Whether I agree or disagree with you, this question is too rude for you to ask/blurt.

Answer to Movies happy endings influences in society?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:15:23 -0700

Movies happy endings influences in society?

Yes. Everybody consciously — or unconsciously — wants success in the better end.

Answer to What would you love to be the CEO of?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:14:17 -0700

What would you love to be the CEO of?

Apple.

Answer to How many times per year do you bathe/shower?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 04:03:34 -0700

How many times per year do you bathe/shower?

365 or more =]

Answer to Should Facebook have a dislike button?

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 01:56:01 -0700

Should Facebook have a dislike button?

I don't really see making others know whether you like something or not beneficial. I just don't care. If you don't like something, blurt it out in the comments box. LOL

Answer to What is the meanest thing you have ever called someone?

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 01:15:53 -0700

What is the meanest thing you have ever called someone?

Sc_mbag a-hole

Answer to What is the best advice youve ever been given?

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 22:31:24 -0700

What is the best advice youve ever been given?

Failure inspires winners; failure defeats losers. That's is the biggest secret of winners and the rich.

Answer to Can 1 Billion Christians be wrong?

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 22:18:35 -0700

Can 1 Billion Christians be wrong?

I really think so.

Answer to Should I ask a question?

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 08:39:05 -0700

Should I ask a question?

You just did. LOL

Answer to What's 1 thing you are sure you'd never eat, no matter how hungry you were?

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 08:36:45 -0700

What's 1 thing you are sure you'd never eat, no matter how hungry you were?

Poop

Answer to Is it wrong for a guy to watch Gossip Girl?

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 06:17:15 -0700

Is it wrong for a guy to watch Gossip Girl?

No. Who says anything is wrong or correct? Is there a Committee on OK-ness? It's your life and don't get carried away from anything that the majority pushes you to do. Know when it is beneficial to follow the majority or when to not do so.

Answer to What disabilities are not perceived by a naked eye?

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 05:57:22 -0700

What disabilities are not perceived by a naked eye?

Hearing disability. (unless he/she has a hearing aid)

Answer to Lately, I've been________.

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 05:40:30 -0700

Lately, I've been________.

wanting to be a young Millionaire.

Answer to Should Ken Clarke lose his job for suggesting there are different categories of rape? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13436429

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 05:28:03 -0700

Should Ken Clarke lose his job for suggesting there are different categories of rape? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13436429

No. I wouldn't wanna be fired for saying that there are different categories of my favorite burger (assuming there's only one).

Answer to why do people say hate is such a strong word ???

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 05:19:52 -0700

why do people say hate is such a strong word ???

because uncontrolled hate harms the "hater" and the "hated".

Answer to I don't trust people who____________________.

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 04:17:39 -0700

I don't trust people who____________________.

look like ex-convicts

Answer to Which is the greatest one. Lady Gaga or Rihanna?

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 04:03:14 -0700

Which is the greatest one. Lady Gaga or Rihanna?

N.E.I.T.H.E.R.

Answer to What would you do if I have a nice looking new car?

Wed, 08 Jun 2011 22:50:11 -0700

What would you do if I have a nice looking new car?

Sell it.

Answer to What is the best "Roses are red..." poem you have ever heard?

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 22:35:55 -0700

What is the best "Roses are red..." poem you have ever heard?

Rose are red, Violets are blue, Fck You, wh_re.

Answer to What income-earning assets can a student afford with his savings?

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 22:01:18 -0700

What income-earning assets can a student afford with his savings?

a website?

Answer to You know your eating to little when_______________

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 22:00:12 -0700

You know your eating to little when_______________

SHE'S NOT MOANING.

Answer to Will You Help Me Win?!

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 21:58:25 -0700

Will You Help Me Win?!

I've banned myself of Facebook for a month. Sorry Pal.

Answer to At work, i feel as though everyone is talking behind my back. Like everyone is friends and they all talk negativly about me.

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 21:56:32 -0700

At work, i feel as though everyone is talking behind my back. Like everyone is friends and they all talk negativly about me.

Confront them or Quit or Ignore them.

Answer to How long would you indure not having access to the Web?

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 21:51:50 -0700

How long would you indure not having access to the Web?

I can until I die. Internet is not a human need anyway. But I choose to use it to my advantage.

Answer to if you had a baby what would be the worst name you could call it?

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 09:36:20 -0700

if you had a baby what would be the worst name you could call it?

Penice.

Answer to danes loking for a free programme to copy dvd not looking to pay for the privelige any ideas

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 05:47:54 -0700

danes loking for a free programme to copy dvd not looking to pay for the privelige any ideas

Thepiratebay .org

Answer to Give me in 10 words or less How to achieve world peace?

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 05:22:09 -0700

Give me in 10 words or less How to achieve world peace?

Fill the world with knowledge; eradicate ignorance.

Answer to What has 2 genders and worships Satan?

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 05:01:08 -0700

What has 2 genders and worships Satan?

GaGa

Answer to Soccer mom's, hairy biker dudes, what's next for Sarah Palin?

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 04:21:26 -0700

Soccer mom's, hairy biker dudes, what's next for Sarah Palin?

Barack.

Answer to What's it like getting into Harvard?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:54:38 -0700

What's it like getting into Harvard?

Expectations as high as Taipei 101

Answer to Do you have an iphone?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:52:13 -0700

Do you have an iphone?

I bought an iPad instead.

Answer to which do you prefer? Fender or Gibson?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:51:03 -0700

which do you prefer? Fender or Gibson?

Gibson's the best!

Answer to What do you hope Hell is?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:49:29 -0700

What do you hope Hell is?

Where heat can be countered by a heat-resistant air-conditioner.

Answer to Can you use mods in a copy of minecraft, or do you need to buy the full version to use mods?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:48:15 -0700

Can you use mods in a copy of minecraft, or do you need to buy the full version to use mods?

You can, even if it's not the full version. You just gotta google minecraft mods.

Answer to How forgiving are you? What would be extremely hard for you to forgive?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:47:19 -0700

How forgiving are you? What would be extremely hard for you to forgive?

I forgive easily 'coz I know that anger is a burden which only I would carry. Forgiving makes you feel lighter.

Answer to I innocently googled a question one day that lead me here to AB, now what? is there a cure? ;-) help me!

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:36:44 -0700

I innocently googled a question one day that lead me here to AB, now what? is there a cure? ;-) help me!

Same case 3 years ago. No need for a cure! =D

Answer to Do you love lightening storms? I do. Im watching one right now.

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:26:08 -0700

Do you love lightening storms? I do. Im watching one right now.

Yes. I love it as much as rainy nights. :D

Answer to is it normal to walk by a mirror wonder who that person is?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:24:18 -0700

is it normal to walk by a mirror wonder who that person is?

No, pal. Try it.

Answer to When should you break up a fight? When should you just stay out of it?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:19:47 -0700

When should you break up a fight? When should you just stay out of it?

Break it up if they're not yet getting physical. In case of the second question, GET OUT WHEN ONE OF 'EM HAS GOT A GUN!

Answer to What spelling do you prefer? Megan or Meghan?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:17:20 -0700

What spelling do you prefer? Megan or Meghan?

1st one.

Answer to What food can you make best when your drunk?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:16:09 -0700

What food can you make best when your drunk?

Cereal!

Answer to how can I lose a lot of weight fast?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:13:29 -0700

how can I lose a lot of weight fast?

Liposuction

Answer to Which jackass movie/jackass skit/cky skit makes you laugh the most?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:12:44 -0700

Which jackass movie/jackass skit/cky skit makes you laugh the most?

Getting bit by a crocodile.

Answer to the chinese have some 50,000 of them. -or 49,974 more than we do. what are they?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:11:51 -0700

the chinese have some 50,000 of them. -or 49,974 more than we do. what are they?

MONKS

Answer to Have you ever read a book?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:10:59 -0700

Have you ever read a book?

Lots.

Answer to should i make the 1st move or just get over this?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:10:12 -0700

should i make the 1st move or just get over this?

Make the first move if it fails: decide to make the second move, or get over it.

Answer to In which order should I read the plays of Sophocles? Or as least the Theban plays?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:09:26 -0700

In which order should I read the plays of Sophocles? Or as least the Theban plays?

Aeschylus.

Answer to Do you believe that drunk drivers should be allowed to sue bartenders?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:08:42 -0700

Do you believe that drunk drivers should be allowed to sue bartenders?

Common sense... flunking down... and down...

Answer to Call of duty or AB what do you think is more addicting?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:06:50 -0700

Call of duty or AB what do you think is more addicting?

AB. CoD is just too dizzying.

Answer to Is anyone wanting to sell their head to me?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:01:56 -0700

Is anyone wanting to sell their head to me?

What kind of head? =D lol

Answer to What is one thing other people do that really really ticks you off?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:01:08 -0700

What is one thing other people do that really really ticks you off?

Disturbing me with endless list of commands. Duhhh

Answer to Name one thing that gets wet.

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 20:59:37 -0700

Name one thing that gets wet.

My hands... when I do something wrong. *trollface

Answer to i really like this guy and hes my ex and he has a girlfriend and i know he might still like me but what should i say?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 20:58:38 -0700

i really like this guy and hes my ex and he has a girlfriend and i know he might still like me but what should i say?

If you're so obsessed with him, wait for them to break up, hehe. Just to avoid further problems.

Answer to What is the most insane thing you have ever seen/done at a (house) party?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 20:55:38 -0700

What is the most insane thing you have ever seen/done at a (house) party?

Group kissing.

Answer to Is there any scientific study about the effectiveness of torture to find the truth?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 20:54:51 -0700

Is there any scientific study about the effectiveness of torture to find the truth?

CIA wouldn't reveal their wicked schemes.

Answer to who loves barney stinson?!?!?!?! lol

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 20:53:23 -0700

who loves barney stinson?!?!?!?! lol

Me! He's fkn hilarious. I also love HIMYM.

Answer to What type of socks do you prefer?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 20:52:30 -0700

What type of socks do you prefer?

Short and thin socks. Long socks kinda irritate me.

Answer to Who was the last stranger you invited into your home and why?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 20:51:59 -0700

Who was the last stranger you invited into your home and why?

Cameron, get laid.

Answer to Where can I find a good job mentor?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 20:51:21 -0700

Where can I find a good job mentor?

Just befriend people like Donald Trump, Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates or Steve Jobs. Or look in your classified ads.

Answer to Have you ever hypnotized yourself?How was it?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 20:49:58 -0700

Have you ever hypnotized yourself?How was it?

Yes. It helped me sleep earlier and get higher grades in class. :D

Answer to What's the ugliest characteristic about the opposite sex?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 20:48:57 -0700

What's the ugliest characteristic about the opposite sex?

Bad breath, body odor, athlete's foot, acne, fungi. Any combination of those.

Answer to I'm writing a short story about an affair. What is a good scenario for a young girl to catch her father cheating on her mom?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 20:48:15 -0700

I'm writing a short story about an affair. What is a good scenario for a young girl to catch her father cheating on her mom?

Kissing on the bathroom.

Answer to If I ran AB the first thing I'd do is __________________

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 20:47:07 -0700

If I ran AB the first thing I'd do is __________________

Check my alerts.

Answer to Are teenagers stupid?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 20:46:16 -0700

Are teenagers stupid?

You just can't generalize a large group of people. It'll be just not fair.

Answer to What are three things that you'll never forget?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 20:44:23 -0700

What are three things that you'll never forget?

Breathing, Working, and Playing. Recipe for an enjoyable life.