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How do you feel when someone thanks you on AB?
It makes me love humanity =)
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Is Tiger Woods still the man?
Yeah I guess,at the end of the day he's still an amazing golfer,the media's gonna beat him up a bit and he'll maybe lose some endorsements..but he'll be ok..look at Kobe...he survived that whole scandal(with the help of mansion on his wife's finger).
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How should we pronounce Copenhagen?
COPE-EN-HAYGUN
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Bob Saget
"Marijuana is not a drug,I used to suck d*ck for coke,now that's an addiction man,you ever suck some d*ck for marijuana?!?" ~Bob Saget A.K.A Danny Tanner-Half Baked 1998
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Should you ever drink wine with ice cubes?
But then the ice will melt and water down the wine.
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Is a ps3 Worth all that money?
Nah...xbox is the way to go!
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There is no red wire, no blue, only black. Cut any one of them and the device blows, try and remove and the device blows. What do you do?
I jus be like yooooo what the fuk you talkin' bout Willis!
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Where do you most like, to eat out?
There's a Brazilian steak house around my way in Queens,N.Y called Green Field....google it, it's the sheeeeeeit!
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Do you think the AB all-time 'most points' leader board, specifically, is gone for good?
Huh??? don't get all technical on me now,i'm just tryin' to have some fun on here.
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What's one thing your Ex, is not?
With me!...XD
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Do you enjoy being deliberately offensive on Answerbag, just to annoy certain people?
Sometimes.Especially if they ask a deliberately offensive question.
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Why do Republicans think Rachel Ray is part of Al Qaeda?
WHHAAAAAT???? Where is this claim coming from???LMFAO
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Will Islam die by itself or will it leave grave holocausts for the world before dying? how will we be saved
Ignorance to the greatest degree.
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What happen if i take ecstacy pill with empty stomach?
You diiie!
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If someone gave you $1 billion tomorrow what would you do with it?
Just chiiiill.
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What experience does Sarah Palin have that qualifies her for President?
She's not that smart and knows how to take orders well=)
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What does it mean when somebody says your b.s ing?
It means your Bull Shitting,bullshitter!..XD
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Who should replace Diane Sawyer on "Good Morning America"?
Flava Flav!
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What have you hid in a safe place, and now....YOU can't find it?
Half of a blunt I just smoked and tried to save for later but I just cant seem to find it! Damn side effects!
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Have you ever been a hot mess?
Yeah when I'm really drunk btw HAPPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MOUNTAIN MOOOOOMAAAAAA...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!...I have a feelin' your gonna be the hot mess tonight ;)
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Were you a fan of that 70s show?
Not really but the few episodes I did watch were kinda funny..highly recommended right after you put the herbal essence in the air,if you know what i mean =)
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If you could go to any state what would it be
Miami,FL...I looooove Miami!!!
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What is your favorite mini? Example....mini burger, mini shake, mini mall?
14
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Hey, does anyone know whats happened with Major Tom? I'm so confused...Whats happening on AB? I feel a negative vibe...
Man down....................
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Anyone wanna be friends?
I'll be your friend..and I won't greet you with a handshake,I'll greet you with a big ol" hug!
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What is the most idiotic thing you have ever done?
Drive while under the influence of alcohol.
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What would you do if you found $100.00 on the sidewalk, and then someone behind you says "Oh I dropped that"?
I would cross examine them
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In what order would you place the following meals? (the one you like the best down to the one you like the least) Chef Salad, French Dip Sandwich, Pork Chops, Fried Chicken, Meat Loaf and Crab legs/Shrimp?
I'm spanish so i grew up on pork chops,so pork chops goes first A.K.A chuletas lol...then I'd indulge in some meatloaf(I looove meatloaf)..then finish off with the chef salad cuz I don't know what in the world a french dip sandwich is (sounds interesting though).
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What will cause World War 3?
Prelude - The events leading up to the start of World War Three, including Sept 11, 2001.
Act 1 - The Middle East. Widespread conflict to bring the entire region into the flames of war, possibly triggered by Iran or militants in Pakistan using North Korean supplied nuclear arms. The first Scene in this Act is the US Invasion of Iraq on March 20, 2003.
Act 2 - Israel at War -- Against her...
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Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
LOL...Do they really do that???
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Found a pink pill not paxil cked its imprint is 25 ,peals back white looked every where online have small kids i think is a strong pain med i used to rent to users PLEASE HELP ME!!! pill is small like the top of eraser on pencil
Daaamn,someone wants to know what they're high on tonight,huh???LOL
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What is the number one threat in America?
Willfull Ignorance.
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How will you respond if your child asks you "How will Santa come into our home if we don't have a chimney?"
He comes trough the toilet!!! Now go to sleep and wait!!!!!
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Do you still live in the country yopu were born in?
yes ma'am!
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Do you keep cash hidden in your home? Where?
yeah....and i aint tellin ya man!
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Has any social ill/issue (drugs, overpopoulation, privacy, taxes,war, cruelty, etc.) been resolved in the past 25 years? Which one?
It's gettin craaaaazy,aint it...u know the answer to that question..and dont be in denial about either.
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Have you ever thrown a glass cup or mug at someone?
yes beacause i was scared! lol
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Guys why do ye think farting is funny?
Because they make a funny noise
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Me and boyfriend had unprotected sex. and it is 4 days later and the last few days i have had this weird feeling in my stomach and it doesnt go away. and a sick to my stomach feeling on and off. Can those be a sign im Pregnant?
oooh boy! That's exactly how my girlfriend felt a day later when she got pregnant...good luck!
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OK I am ready to take-on any climate change doubting conspiracy theory argument. Can you post your doubts below please?
yeah now it's "climate change" right??? What happened to "Global warming"?...oh thats right,the earth is actually cooling now..gotta switch the name up so we can still pitch the carbon tax idea!...global warming,global cooling,climate change or whatever you wanna call it is due to SOLAR ACTIVITY...it's been happening for hundreds of years!
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When i say "twins", what do you think of?
That ol' school movie!
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Why do chicken lay eggs?
Because they're perverts,and to make babies i guess.
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One of my vaginal lips is bigger than the other one and i was just wondering if this is normal
i dont think so..its kinda the same thing with men too,one of our testicles always hang lower than the other.
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If one were to hit ur home would it be tornado or hurricane lets say u dont die.
i don't think either one,I live in NYC...if any natural disaster were to hit it would probably be a tsunami.
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What do you know about God?
That he's good and that he never shuts the door on me no matter how much i've sinned.
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When was the last time the police pulled you over in your car, and why?
Funny you ask cuz it was this past weekend and for no apparent reason,they said that one of the back lights were out,which wasclearly not as i showed them but that didnt phase them as they proceeded to search me and my passengers and illegally `search my car and ended up taking my cousin in for having weed in his pocket...some bull...and btw i live in nyc, a total police state..out here we call...
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If you want to go to Heaven type this question in your answer,if you want to go to Heaven do not type this question in your answer. What are you going to type in your answer?
what are you going to type in your answer?
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What's something specific you need to go shopping for?
condoms!
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HOW LONG DOES SALVIA LAST?
it lasts about 10 to 15 minutes..its pretty intense so be careful if u take it...some people have bad trips on it but i had a great one, i could'nt stop laughing and thought my house was leaning to the side so i was holding on to the side of my couch crackin up thinking i was gonna fall out my window..the only bad thing was that i could'nt string together a sentence for my life,it...
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Is there a drive in theatre where you live?
`nah...i live in the darn city!....would like to go to one though!
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I am proud of being an American because I have been flagged down today by AB on an anti-terrorist question. Does anyone else has doubt about the American freedom of Speech? 'cause it seems to be very much alive but I am still wondering! (sarcastic)
watch out for that cyber bullying act...that can get outta control and put our 1st ammendment right in jeopardy!
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My dog chews up my clothes. She pulls them out of the hamper and chews right through them. I don't know what to do. I try keeping them away from her but she always finds SOMETHING to chew through. Can someone help me?
call ceasar milan
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How do you feel about Mumia Abu-Jamal broadcasting on prison radio?
i think thats awesome...first time i hear about this!
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I met a girl the other day. She wants to email to get to know each other and even get together to play pool to get to know each other better. But she said she is dating someone. What does this mean?
or maybe she wants to bone!u must investigate further
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If they made a movie on obama; who do you think would play a great role as obama, will smith, denzel washington or jamie foxx?
will smith....most definitely
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Have you ever thought you were having a healthy debate and it ended up in an ugly argument?
YESSSSSSS!!! all the time with my ex...about politics...when i would be getting the upper hand in the debate she would throw these child like tantrums walk out the room and slam doors or hang up on me scream i didnt know what i was talking about cuz she's the educated college girl and no one could TELL HER
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Why can't you forgive me?
because ur a fukin prick! lololololol
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It is getting ready to storm here and thunder is right over my house. Would it scare you or turn you on?
hahaa u must be in new york city or somwhere close because its about to do the same out here...im turned on but i'll come over and keep u some company if ur scared...and of course close to nyc..lololol :)
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Do you love sno-cones - mmmm I do. THE ICECREAM MAN IS SO COOL!
i used to eat sno cones everyday when i was like 11.12 i love em' but i like the cherry dipped vanilla ice cream cones they sell outta the mister softee trucks....dems tha sheeeit!
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What was the "Shhweeeetest" vacation you've ever taken?
my trip to Egypt and the Giza plateau...those pyramids r amazing but so mysterious at the same time...that trip really opened up my mind!
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What's your favourite pirate quote?
where tha hoes at?!!!?
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Where is the computer you are on at the moment?
living room, watchin the game!
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Could you sing the National Anthem to thousands of people if asked?
Did the little girl singing at the NBA finals just now make u wanna ask this question??? LOL
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Have you ever heard Fly On The Wall by Miley Cyrus? Be honest!!! ;)
NO,THANK GOD!
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Is the Washington Monument a Erected Penis symbolizing male power
check out the book mysterious monuments by Texe Marrs that will answer your question
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Has anyone seen my television remote?
in between ur buttcheeks!!!!!!
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How can I get me GF to share my cum with me
LMFAOOOOOOOO.....WTF?????
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On your travels, which beach had the best sand?
i recently went to roatan honduras, now those beaches r gorgeous!!!
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What is the last thing you returned to Wal-Mart?
i dont think i even ever been 2 a waImart,i heard its the shit though!
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Which Cereal do you like better? Cheerios? Special k? Or Corn Flakes?
fruity pebbles!!!
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What did you just put in my pocket?
the directions to the buried treasure chest!...oh and some weed!
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How can i tell if someone's pressed charges against me?
when johnny law comes a' bangin' on ur door at 5 in the AM!
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Does anyone else like their hamburgers, off the grill, to be served plain without any condiments?
if the burger was well seasoned then yeah but at least some ketchup, i loooooove me some ketchup!
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Are guys threatened by tall, curvy girls?
not me i loooooove tall curvy girIs, small lil skinny girls r for whimps! but im tall my self i cant speak 4 the smaller guys!
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Is lust actually real?
hell yeah, i think i lust everyday....sheeeit!
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Is true love really possible for a girl like me?
sure it is, just keep ur eyes peeled he's out there!
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My boyfriend is starting to be aggressive when we get into fights what should i do?
buy a 45 with hollow point bullets,a coward like that will only understand that way!!!
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Are you a devil child (first, middle, and last name all have 6 letters resulting in 666)?
nope 11,7,7 but i do tend to see 1134 ALOT when i look at the time which spells hell upside down...kinda freaks me out
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Worst color combinations?
neon orange and neon green!
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What is the worst color to paint a house?
i've seen a plaid green house where im from thats pretty bad!!! btw im from new york city!
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Is there anything that tastes better than a cold beer on a hot day?
u stumped me!!!
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Do you learn for fun?
yes i love learning something new everyday!
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While on a date last night I had a bit of an "accident" and wet my pants. How can I recover from the embarrasment. My gf was NOT amused
aaaw man!!!! i hope she loves u or really, really likes you cuz that probably knocked u down a couple of notches!!!
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I love my sister in law and I really want to have serious relationship with her, but she keeps the distance and ignore me because I'm her sister's husband, while she really loves me as well, I don't know why I fell for her so bad, how can I approach her.
whooooa thats some jerry springer shit right there!.
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Are you male, female, or both?
wait let me check in between my legs....yeah one hell of a male ;)
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What's with people measuring weight as 'stone?' Aren't two popular methods of measuring bodyweight (pounds and kilograms) enough?
stones????LOL they should measure weight in titties...i weigh 185 titties LMAOOO
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What are the best toppings on a pizza?
SUPREME!!!!!!
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Im to sexy for my hat..lol what are you to sexy for.
for this fukin world!
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I am constantly being put down by my boyfriend, he always finds something wrong with me or what Im doing. Is it me or him?
get out now, that is so toxic 2 ur self esteem,he's a sick insecure fuck and u deserve much much better,that is an abusive reIationship u r being battered emotionally,u must find the strength to leave
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Can you name a hilarious location to film the next "Survivor"?
survivor indian ocean somalia!!! i would definatly watch that one
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You give me $5 and I give you ___?
hopefully a nickle bag of that real sticky icky...oooooweee put it in the air!
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What would be your dream band line up?
2pac,biggie,nas,jayz,alicia keys on the piano,jimi hendrix and dimebag from pantera on the guitars,phil collins on the drums!
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My gf is trying to bite my cock of what the hell do i do she's crazy!!!!!!
backslap the taste out her mouth!
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How do they make superman fly in the movie
they gave him some angeldust!
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What do you call a really big city?
actually i retract, shang fukin hai is really huge!
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What do you call a really big city?
tokyo and my beautiful city of new york!
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How's that hope and change working for you?
it's a big joke!
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_______ jam?
NBA JAM...one of my favorite old school video games!
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Are people that sleep around good relationship material?
CMON MAN!
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What do you do to get snug at night?
SMOKE A JOINT!
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say 'fast'?
U KNOW!
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Attitudes are contagious. Are yours worth catching?
HELL YEAH IM A DRIVEN HORNY MUTHAFUKA WIT SOME FLYASS CHARISMA.I GET PANTIES WET!
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What is first thing that comes to your mind If someone told you "go home"?
IM REALLY DRUNK!
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How often do you tweet?
i'LL TWEET U RIGHT NOW!
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Are you fond of gloom?
it cant be bright all the time theres gotta be gloom now and then,to even out the chi
lol
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Should i just sleep with this guy that i really like and cant stop thinkin about even if he would be my first..? but i basicly know that he doesnt want me for nothin other than pleasure and a little fun with me
NO!!!! ur better than a one night fling save urself for a man that really deserves it!
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Do you holiday in your own country? or go abroad?
nice cleavage!! u go girl! loook at u go!
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Do you holiday in your own country? or go abroad?
yes i do celebrate in my country and yes i do get broads on holidays! :)
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Do you like being lonely?
hell no but sometimes it's good for the soul tho! its good in doses.
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If my toe nail falls off can i put nail polish on the skin
Imaooo yes, just do it 4 just thinking of that great idea!
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If you eat meat, what is your favorite, of any kind, of meat to eat?
skirt steak's tha sh#%!
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What are the top universities in Japan i.e. their Ivy Leagues?
the university of sum dum guy!
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How can you tell if someone's drunk?
smeII their breath and observe their behavior IoI
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I can't sleep and have to get up in 4 hours! What will help go to sleep?
bust a nut!
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How many times have you moved in your life?
1,651 times
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What game would you buy "Left 4 Dead" or " Gears of War 2"
i wanna change my answer 2 both,i'd get both, they're both reaIIy good games
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What game would you buy "Left 4 Dead" or " Gears of War 2"
gears
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What game would you buy "Left 4 Dead" or " Gears of War 2"
gears
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How do you feel about your dad?
Iove him, a great roIe modeI!!!!
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What would it take to make it all better?
sum buuuud!
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How many openly gay, lesbian, or bisexual Answerbaggers are there out there?
gud pun