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Does anyone know anything about the Shetland Islands?
probably
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What's the most repulsive thing you've ever seen?
your mom
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Six of the last twelve presidents are lefties. Coincidence or correlation?
Well you see, a large percent of baseball players are lefties. The president lives in Washington, D.C. Washington has a terrible baseball team. So lefties who want to live in Washington choose to be president rather then become baseball players.
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What's the code word to get into the White House?
you just ring the doorbell hidden under the big plant on the right
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What the best excuse you've used to get out of something?
Sorry I can't answer that my dog ate my cornias so I cant read the question
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If you were required to discard a portion of your body, what would it be?
3 of my toes so I could have ten like everyone else
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If I write a D&D adventure module using D&D trademarked monsters, will I be able to publish it without getting sued?
Try it and find out
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Guys: When was the last time you took your wife to a nice restaurant for an evening dinner?
well I sure didn't take her for any other kind of dinner...
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Is there something special about people who wear their watches on their right hands even though they are right handed?
If you mean special in a bad way then yes
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How to get your hair darker without dye.
Spraypaint MIGHT work you should try
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If you won $100,000 to remodel your home (both inside and/or outside) what would you do with it?
probably remodel my home
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What do cheeseburgers and contortionists have in common?
13 letters, start with C, are usually hot, and come in a box
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Who is the musician or group that you would be embarassed to admit you liked?
Fallout boy
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Why are Ohioans voting with their feet?
Why aren't you?
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Do you know of a Town or City that was named after someone?
Eugene was named after someone, but I forget what his name was
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What can I do with a potato?
definitely french fries or chuck it through someone's window, preferably a republican.
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1,2,6,42,1806.......what's next?
3263442 you add the previous number to its square
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Make me a sandwich please! what kind will you make me?
knuckle sandwich with those manners! or maybe grilled cheese
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Is there some type of Baseball curse on Washington D.C.? It seems like whatever MLB Team settles there eventually "tanks" and stays tanked! If it's not a curse, what is it?
Yah seriously the Nationals suck but they are a pretty new team. I guess they might need a few years before they catch up with the rest
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That guys not supposed to be here! Look at his ________!
huge-ass nose!
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1st word that comes to mind when you hear the word:pants
Spongebob
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You Know You Are A New Yorker When_______...?
you live in New York????
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Who among you has played the "that's what she said" game? It will spread like a virus :)
It has spread to my school thats pretty funny I'm in California where are you?
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Can you name a camera brand?
probably
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What is miley cyrus email address
Montanahan@diputs.com
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Who thinks the Miley Cyrus "hoedown throwdown" is just plain stupid?
Hoedown throw up more like. But seriously it matches her personality
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Since Dr. Phil does actually have a doctorate in psychology, why is he still such an idiot?
The TV network chose the most idiotic person that could possibly get a doctorate in psychology
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Who do you think is the best comedian/comedienne of all time?
George Bush always makes me laugh!
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What was the last item you found while you were at the beach?
some smelly old hobo
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Do you like being called a lady?
Hahaha NO
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Do you think the Swine Flu is going to lead to Zombies?
Yes, except they have curly tales and pink skin
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If the pH of a substance changes from 7 to 5, how much more acidic or alkaline has it become?
2
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Do you know the madien names of both your grandmothers?
Haha just one
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What kind of donut did you last eat?
the kind with the hole in the middle
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I work on a farm in Mexico, is there anything you'd like to say to me?
Invite some republicans to come pet your swines
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For what reasons would it be acceptable to avoid your boyfriend?
If one of you forgot to take a shower
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Zippity doo dah zippity ay my oh my what a wonderful________?
giraffe
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Would you break up with a bf if he gave you a black eye? even if it was completely on accident?
If he hasn't apologized enough then yes, and if he has said sorry a lot then no
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Can sheep swim?
For a short amount of time. During floods, sheep have to be fished out of the water with a rescue helicopter
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Is your sense of humor epic?
Hahahahahaha now thats funny
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Do you keep your scars, or try to get rid of/ hide them?
The one that cuts across my entire face matches my personality
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What was your punishment as a child? (naughty step, smacked bum etc..)
I had to wear a blindfold in a locked closet for 24 hours with no one to talk to except a live frog who was also my dinner.
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I have Swine Flu, who should I cough on?
The U.S. government.
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Will Republicans evolve or are we better off trading them to Somalia for pirates?
Definitely trade, if Somalia will agree
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Why did Congress establish the Freedman's Bureau?
After the Civil War, slaves were freed, so the freedmen's bureau provided them with education and supplies until they could fend for themselves.
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What is something you are NOT wearing right now?
a bra
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Who or What never fails to make your day better?
zac efron
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1st word that comes to mind when you hear the word:MCDonalds
cow
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Put your date of birth together numerically,what is it? ie June 3 1975=631975!
3131778
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Whats in your Taco?
You don't want to know
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Where are you from? Tampa, Fl. here
I'm in Livermore, CA near Oakland. Many miles east of Tampa!
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Does anyone know if this new Mountain Dew Throwback is permanent? Also is it completely replacing regular mountain dew or is it just another option with regular mountain dew?
Haha I hope it's not permanent! It's more like throwup than throwback!
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Did you forget you owe me for something? When can I expect to get payment for that? Whatever it is! :-)
You're confused I think it's you who owes me! And it's $1,780.
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Where is the remotest place on Earth?
It's so remote I don't even Know what it is called!
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How would I recognise you if I passed you walking along the road?
I would be the one between 3 and 7 foot tall. And I usually wear a shirt. Oh I also have an easily recognizable haircut.
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Who would win in a fight?chuck norris or steven segal?
Definitely Chuck Norris
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My mom has thrush in her throat and the doctor prescribed her antibiotics for it. She has been on antibiotics before for the same infection but it did not work. Did the doctor make the right decision by prescribing her antibiotics?
As long as the doctor knew she was already taking antibiotics, he probably knows what he's doing.
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Do you know someone who exaggerates things?
I hat ethose people who exaggerate 40 times every sentence. I feel like they do it every second of the day even though Ive told them a million times to stop!! It makes me so angry I think the whole world si going to explode!!
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Where would this world be without sprinkles?
Plummeting into a large black hole along with the rest of the universe.
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Have you ever been or know where any ghost towns are located?
Calico, CA. Never been there but heard much about it.
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Over______. What word or words could you use to fill in the blank?
overt
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Shall I cut the RED Wire or the strangely alluring blue one at the front...?
I'm no expert on electronic explosives, but my advice would be to wait until the little timer on the front goes to 0 and then stick your head right next to it. That should do the trick.
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Why is the sky/sun light colour sometimes red at dusk and dawn?
The sun actually omits every color of light, but our spherical atmosphere bends some colors away form us. During the day, we witnes a light yellowish color, but at dusk/dawn the location of the sun compared to your location allows only redish light to reach you. All other colors are bent in a different direction.
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What are your thoughts on "violent" dog breeds and the bans against them?
I think chihuahuas should be banned forever!!!! Just joking, I love dogs
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If you told a cousin you were gay. asked him NOT to tell anyone yet. a few weeks later you visit your family and find out EVERYONE knows, what would you say to him?
Tell him thanks for telling everyone, take him to get some ice cream, drive to a dumpster in a different city, throw him in it and drive away. Then all of your problems are gone! (besides the fact that everyone still knows youre gay...)
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What do you do when you fall in love with your friend's sibling's friend?
If you think about it, that could technically mean you are falling in love with yourself! But seriously, it doesn't matter who's friend it is, just treat them like anyone else you might fall in love with.
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What weight do teenage boys like teenage girls to be
As long as thier stomach is not wider han their shoulders or hips, I don't care.
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As a male, what is the most feminine thing youve done?
Combed my hair for like an hour and a half.
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If you could be a most beautiful (handsome ) person,would you want that ? Would it be right for you?
Definitely not, that does not fit my personality at all. Plus being attractive on the outside wouldn't be good: I want to attract people who like me on the inside.
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How do you show that you aren't all about the looks of a girl in a text message? How do you show compassion toward their personality? since texting is like all big and stuff nowadays.
Well since youre texting her, that shows you want to talk to her even though youre not seeing her. Just compliment her personality instead of her looks (I bet you already figured that out).
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How do i make apple cider in my fridge?
Why are you in your fridge?
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If you believe satan is among us now, who do you think he/she is?
Santa Claus, he only gave me an IOU slip last year and a piece of paper that said I am Satan. =(
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What is the best book you ever read?
I have never read a book in my life.
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If you were given an all expense paid trip to the beach and could choose what beach you went to, where would you go?
Probably to a beach somewhere on the edge of one of the continents. Or maybe somewhere else.
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When were you ever the REAL you.. now, then, when?
I've never been real. I'm just an illusion. It's not even me writing this. As a matter of fact I was the real me 47 years ago when I was just a young lad at 86 years old. I got married for the first time! Hehe, if you believe that...
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What does it mean to have a corner cut off of a drivers license?
It means that you have done something wrong and its like a warning. If all four corners are cut off, there will be a consequence. However, I do not know if this is literal or just a saying...
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What are you going to do about your new I-Phone becoming useless next week?
I feel great about it! I know some people hate it when their new phone becomes useless, but in my opinion, it is the best feeling in the whole world. By the way, why is my new I-Phone going to become useless? I don't even have an I-Phone...
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Is anyone else a writer on Booksie.com?
Nope sorry, I think you're alone on this one.
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Is there anyone who avoids new dating "prospects" so you dont have to go through the whole, "what do you thing" because you suck in life?
I bet there is
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How do you know if a girl likes you?
For me, they just tell me they like me.
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I watched a show when I was young with a character called 'Templeton the Rat'. Anybody have any idea what cartoon or movie it may have been?
Oh wow that does sound very familiar, sorry I forget too! Ill tell you if I remember.
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Met a really lovely, kind, and honest guy online and we chatted on cam together. But I'm afraid of falling in love with a stranger, I'm also very busy studying, and need to end this thing before it's too late... What should i tell him,not to hurt him?:(
Just tell him exactly what you just wrote (not in question form, of course). If he's kind, then he will definitley understand.
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What if everyone was socially entitled to just be themselves?
That's a good question, I wonder if the number of whores would increase or decrease...
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West coast or East coast?
West Coast for sure.
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Who just felt that earthquake?
Not me I bet I live 10000 miles away from you
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Why are monkey nuts called monkey nuts when they are in the shell and peanuts when they are not?
Dude I have no idea. But my advice would be don't eat monkey nuts because that's disgusting.
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Do you think the song "Gives You Hell" by The All-American Rejects is annoying? Why or why not?
Yes definitely. As a matter of fact, I think the whole band is annoying. Plus this song plays like every day on the radio a million times! And it just says the same thing over and over! Urggghhh!!!!
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What are you currently hearing or listening to?
My dad droning on and on about how he was right and I was wrong. But don't worry I am used to it.
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What is the weirdest dream you have had?
When I was 5 years old I dreamed that I was playing catch with my mom using a piece of coal. All of a sudden, her hand caught on fire, and when she tried to put it out, it didn't work. That was what I considered to be a "bad dream" at the time.
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I have 8 foot ceilings. I want to paint and achieve the effect of having higher ceilings. Do I stop my darker wall color (lighter ceiling) 1 foot below the ceiling, or should I extend it ON TO the ceiling for 1 foot (or so)?
Stop the darker color about one foot below the ceiling; your other choice would not give any illusion of depth at all.
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What type of language is rongorongo?
The type that you speak using sound waves.
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How many email messages do you have in your mail box that you haven't read yet?
Like almost 2! Its gonna take forever to read all these! :(
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What is the total number of points of intersection in the graphs of the equations x^2+y^2=16 and y=3?
2
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I am trying to trade pokemon between the red version and the blue version. Is it possible to do this by linking a gameboy pocket and a gameboy color?
Yes this possible. All you have to do is connect the two gameboys with a gameboy color cord that should work for the pocket as well.
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When a meeting is held and an issue is voted on, in favor of the issue but then a board member later decides to change their vote, can the board stand on the original vote?
That depends on whether the vote has been publicized, officialized, or used to form permanent decisions. It also depends on any rules that should have been set forth by the board.
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Why must my cat sit on MY chair? As soon as I stand up, she jumps on it.
Maybe he likes the smell of your butt because it reminds him of the old days. If this doesn't make sense, then he just wants you to sit on him.
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Guys, what is an easy thing girls can do to get your attention (and not in a seductive way)
Definitely talk to us and try to start a conversation. Try to pop up in our lives once in a while (pretty often, actually) and act friendly.
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Can you tie a healthy person ( He should not move or operate both legs and hand) with a half feet nylon thread?
If you mean a six inch thread then no but it might be possible with two feet of thread.
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Besides planes, what is the cheapest and fastest way to get from Greece to Vienna?
Well cheapest would be bike and fastest would be teleportation, so you need some kind of mix. Maybe a telecycle!
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What is the best thing todo this summer?
Get laid AND/OR kick someone's ass.
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Is there one word to discribe somebody who is too nostalgic about how much better things used to be in the past?
Correct
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Name a child's toy with wheels?
A School bus
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I should be in bed. What should you be doing now that you're not?
I should be texting my GF but instead I am answering silly questions on the internet.
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Would any one like to be friends?
That depends on your race, body mass, gender, economic status, and your political party. And it has nothing to do with your personality.
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Can you name an event or celebration where I might find a balloon.
Why the heck are you asking me questions when you haven't answered me?!
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When was the last time you laughed so hard you starte to cry?
The other day I was talking to my friends at school and I started laughing so hard I died.
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Some one please tell me what it means when my Pelican Wireless Gamecube 3G controller doesn't connect to the box in the Wii port. The button doesn't absolutely nothing and the box pushed into the port just blinks. PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Okay I have the same exact controller and it is very cheap. If you have never got it to work before, then it is defective. If it works on a gamecube, thentry wiggling around the batteries or replacing them. Good luck fixing your problem!
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Can you name an event or celebration where I might find a balloon.
No I have never seen a balloon at any kind of celebration and why are you asking?
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If you could have the world's largest collection of ONE thing, what would you choose?
Condums!
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There's a girl in my school.Our school is finished now.I really like her and think she likes me.I need to see her and tell her how i feel,SOON [dont know if still like me],but have no clue how to get to her and talk to her.I've tried all i can think of.
I went through the same exact thing last year. Exactly the same! I never talked to her, and now she has a boyfriend. Make sure you talk to her as soon as possible!
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How can I get this stubborn neighbor lady to quit feeding my dogs cheap doggie treats through the fence? I've tried asking, I've tried telling her my pup won't eat his regular food, because he spends all day waiting for treats! It NEEDS to stop!
In my opinion, you should ring her door bell and calmly tell her the whole reason you don't want her feeding your dog. And if shes kinda crazy like some of my neighbors you could raise your voice at her next time she feeds your dog.
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People that hate emos, why do you hate emos??
i mean they are not doing anything to you
Well they are idiots who dramatize about everything and always say how bad life is when it is actually good.
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Okay can you make a sentence out of mogps the directions are you must use each letter to make a sentence and it has to be in order.
Mark ordered great potato salad.
My other goat prances slower.
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If I throw a party and don't allow any alcohol, would you still come?
No i don't even no you!
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Why wouldnt an anti-gun person put a "gun free" sign on their property?
Because any pro-gun neighbors would blow their head off with a shotgun in less than five minutes
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What's a few things 'mother nature' could have done better?
Maybe take some junk out of my principal's trunk! If she could just do that one thing, we would never have an earthquake again!
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Do you love someone so much it hurts you? Am I being too dramatic? I wanna rip my heart out and just give it to him.
Hmm... Good questions. Yes, you are being too dramatic. No I do not love someone so much it hurts me.
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I was asking at the same time as someone else, What is in Jupiter, Florida? I have a chance to move there and I've never even heard of it? 11 year old son, and me, a single mom?
Oh I am terribly sorry, but I do not think you should move to Jupiter. It has terrible housing, no paved roads, and the air pressure is 1000000 times the pressure here on Earth.
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Can brain surgery undo the brain damage done by effexor
No damages caused by effexor are always permanent and destroy brain cells, which cannot be healed by surgery.