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Who do you believe is truly the minority? White people, and yet we are forced to feed other races thanks to the bleeding heart liberals.

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What's more important, improving our economy or preserving the earth? Our economy, drill baby drill!

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What did Obama mean back in 2009 when he said, "I'll cut the deficit in half by the end of my first term."? The time for liberal talk is over, lets vote republican and get him out before this Kenyan does some real damage.

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Spanking your child is domestic battery, the same as spousal abuse. What is the maximum jail sentence in your area for this violent crime? You must be from one of those socialist/communist countries where you have no rights.

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President Obama apologizes to Karzai for the burning of Korans at a US airbase; Gingrich thinks he's wrong. Who's right? An American President reduced to pathetic apologies, that signals weakness in the eyes of the world, Gingrich is shaping up to be a fine prospect.

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Who do you think is/was a better athlete: Lance Armstrong or Tiger Woods? Why would anyone think it would be Tiger Woods compared to Lance Armstrong? thats like comparing Obama to Reagan.

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Do you think that british women are ugly because they used to sleep with their brothers or relatives British women dont do that! your thinking about the French, they will sleep with anything.

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Have you ever been vaporized? If so, how are you answering this question? Thats a good question because when I put that stuff under my nose and chest it makes my eyes water like a chopped onion.

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Who's down with me to help free HoboJoe? He got busted out by Chuck Norris, Hobo is free.

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Except for total annihilation, when does retaliation ever de-escalate violence? Peace escalates violence; to retaliate in different ways shows the other side you can get just as dirty.

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Do you apologize when you screw up? Why do some folks get so irate when Obama apologizes for our screwups? Have they no manners at all? A strong leader does not apologize ever, he makes the other guy want to apologize.

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There are people that are paid to work for answerbag. What exactly do they do cause I'm not sure Ever seen that movie "Office Space"? I can envision a basement with at least 5 lumberghs standing around with coffee mugs talking about there golf swing and when they feel like it they will log on for 5 minutes perusing AB for attackers randomly pick somebody and throw them in the PB, then go back to talking over the water cooler about that one chick that gave so and so herpes.

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Is the Republican party a party on the decline and will it be more difficult for them to win elections in the future? Wishful thinking on the Democrat extremists, truth is you all have had 4 years and blew it, now its time for you libs to take it up the ying yang and crawl back under the rock you all came from.

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how can i relax my anus so it becomes loose? (serious question) Serious answer, you will sh1t yourself in public, the anus is an outy not an inny, if god wanted your anus to be loose he would have made you into a cow, they sh1t everywhere; long time homos often suffer muscle damage in there anus, they fart in the bank and sh1t themselves.

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Are Republicans focused on today and Democrats on tomorrow? Yes that is true, Republicans want to fix what the Democrats have done and Democrats have an agenda to destroy and convert this country into a socialistic one, Democrats are evil and must be voted out.

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Did you ever date chuck Norris? My wife would kill us all.

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What is the fastest way to get someone into bed? ;) Money.

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Is Obama in the wrong trade? What else is he going to do, already proven to be anything but a President.

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Should I have pulled my tank top down? Well, lets get the officers point of view, post some pictures of you and your friend topless to see what he was seeing.

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How did the Hobo land himself in jail? It happens, AB staff is easy to piss off.

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Have you ever shot someone with a bazooka? Ill never do that again, took me a month cleaning up the mess and sidetracking the cops with the neighbors illegal medical marijuana farm. (joking of course)

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Let's elect all 4 prez! End the agony! The mighty 4 can take office and duke it out while they pander/suck up to their bases. Great? I think you spend way to much time worrying about things you cannot control, the puppetmaster already knows who is going to be the faceman.

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Were either of your parents in the same line of work as either of their parents? No, my father was a mechanic/ millwright, his father was a railroad engineer, laid out most of the tracks in a small town, plus he farmed 80 acres, his father was a evangelist preacher/carpenter/farmer, his father was a farmer and so on, I dont know to much more information beyond that but back in the day farming was the leading occupation.

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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death ________________________ I will fear no evil since the valley has emptied out into Washington DC, piece out b!tches

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My 42 year old soul mate is basically being treated like a hostage by his mother; whom I believe is a psychopath...please read on After 5 years I suspect he is not being honest with you or his mother, more than likely he is telling you both what you want to hear because he is comfortable with the situation and you havent made your position strong enough for him to decide, tell him its you or his family and set a date to move out with no chance of another relationship with him, he will either decide to stay there or move...

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How much does dignity cost? Sometimes everything

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How do you deal with a friend stabbing you with a knife every time you see them? stab them with a spoon, it will hurt more.

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How much attention do you want right now? Why? Zero, one operates the best when no one is looking.

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Just heard that Trump is doing robocalls for Romney. If you're lucky you might get one. Looking forward to it? Robocalls?

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why do i feel dumb after smoking marijuana? Thats your brain telling you its being damaged, stop smoking dope and some of it will pass.

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Can you identify this painting? Is this depicting alaric or that other famous german whos name slips my memory.

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Who was the last person you praised a lot? Why? George W. Bush, he took the fight to the terrorists and brought most of them to justice, to me he was Gods warrior, God Bless the Bush family.

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Have you made provision for the care of your "left behind pet", in case the rapture happens? Better befriend an immoral liberal, you know they will be here.

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Why is ellen degeneras a lesbian? Shes possessed by demons that compel her into it, she needs an exorcism from the Catholic Church and denounce Satan and the Democratic Party, Amen

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How bad is it? Its like, really bad yo, its so bad they took out all the mirrors and anything that can reflect Its so bad the nurse just pushes the bags of saline under the door Its so bad the doctor refuses to inspect Its so bad your neighbor escapes your glance by cutting a hole in the floor Dude its like that bad yo!

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Do u like Adele, the singer? Wasnt Whitney all of those things to?

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Recently I had to fire an employee. A few days later she killed herself. I am so sad and upset. What can I do? I was just doing my job. Theres nothing personal about business, she chose to do it, it has nothing to do with business.

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Santorum says prenatal care leads to abortions. A doctor says it leads to healthier babies. Whom do you believe? A politician or a doctor? Thanks to our newest founding father its now both since doctors will be controlled by politicians, your ranting is starting to work against you my dear.

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When you reject your roots as the extreme right is now doing, don't you insult all those who came before you and fought the good fight? Isnt that what happened to liberals when they elected Obama? but lets face facts, nothing pleases liberals, these are people that were born under a bad sign, like "chucky".

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What happens when you summon the/a devil? You start supporting Democrats.

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How do you feel about job postings that say, "only apply if you're currently employed"? That would tell me that the employer is tired of hiring deadbeats who work long enough to start collecting unemployment.

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Why are sexual feelings called "horny"? Where did that name come from? I dont know but the English language does need to be cleaned up.

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Rather than becoming silent when 'they' are on the wrong side of an issue they get louder and louder and louder. Why? Because they are "astro surfing" democrats, thats how they think they should win and never do.

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For whom will God root in this upcoming election? If all candidates believe in Him, will he root for His favorite? Who is that and why? One cannot know the mind of God but I would go with the Republicans since they want to protect the children of Israel and Democrats would rather see them overrun by muslims, wouldnt want Gods wrath on that one.

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when are politicians going to stop misleading people that CO2 causes global warming? After all this is what I exhale When theres no longer money to be made.

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If freedom of speech isn't a two-way street then it isn't freedom. What is it? The Obama administration.

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Some AB attackers become excellent fodder for other AB questions. I suspect they are unaware of that fact. Shall we tell them or not? Will it matter? everyone here is an attacker, it just depends on the subject and what you say; much easier to put out a fire by taking away the fuel.

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Time to sell short on Apple stock? Why do you own appl when there are safe stocks that offer dividends of around 6-7%?

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does the Brain need beer to survive I think wine is better for you in moderations, also wine supports testosterone and beer supports estrogen, dont know if its in fact true but I have noticed having a stronger erection for much longer whereas drinking beer I was having hydraulic failures, must be true.

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Y do some people who have power of any kind think that they are better than us? What's great to them may be NOTHING to you Well, usually they are better than you thats why they have power and you dont, what makes them great is the fact they can touch you in more ways than one so it really is something to you, the real problem is your negative attitude makes it that much easier for those with power to put you in your place; learn to play the game of life or get flicked off the game board.

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Can b*tches have cute personalities? I dont know, I never get passed the b1tch part, you could have all the cuteness in the world, the minute you start badmouthing me your finished, and no I dont forgive.

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do you wipe standing or sitting after taking a dump I sit with one cheek raised that way if I get a klingon that deploys after I wipe, it has no where to go but in the pot; got to plan these things out.

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If i handed you $20 right now, what would you spend it on? Nothing, I would add it to my brokerage account and use it to pick up some more shares when the market gets beat down.

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"Let's just say I was testing the bounds of reality. That was the worst movie depicting the story of The Doors, why? because Oliver Stoned directed it, look up actual interviews about Jim Morrison and The Doors, you will see it for yourself how terrible that movie is.

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Why some people hate lawyers and politicians?Just because they are smarter than them? No its because you cant trust them, they are motivated by other peoples money and schooled in the art of lying.

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If Walmart was closing down tomorrow,what if anything would you stock up on? Nothing, some other store will have what I need and I dont need much; live frugally, have fewer headaches.

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Will you be a candidate for 2016 elections? Yes I will! and buy my total gym to get rock hard abs!

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Why are rich people more open about being "gay"? Most likely they no longer have to worry about getting fired.

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How is the "Occupy" movement coming along? Any gains? Lol, thats funny, damn near lost my coffee reading this.

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Why, I have never seen "Shunyata" in the leaderboards?Are his questions unworthy of attention? :-) Careful, thats almost a personal attack.

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How would you feel if Justin Bieber showed up at your front door with a bar of proactive soap? Depends on if my dog likes him or not.

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If one creates multiple personas on an internet site is there any honorable reason for it? Or is the intention to deceive,trick,harm? Mostly for there own entertainment.

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Why is Wal-Mart called Wally World? Because low life white trash must constantly entertain themselves by butchering the English language.

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Don't you agree Nickelodeon should cancel SpongeBOB and bring back real cartoons? How about get rid of all cartoons and force parents to pay attention to there kids more, as someone already suggested start doing outdoor stuff.

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Iran has gone ahead and cut off oil sales to the UK and France 5 months ahead of the embargo. Is that like dumping someone b4 u get dumped? Iran has a strategy going, they really want to be attacked, start a holy war or a distraction to allow them to nuke Israel perhaps, or there President is just outright stupid and hasnt paid attention to what happened to the last neighboring dictator who tried doing that, dont screw with the oil.

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If God is real, where would proof of that originate? Theres something more to this world than what can be seen heard and felt, its what we all collectively know that describes God, athiests are blind to this, these are the same people who refuse to believe in paranormal activities because it doesnt fit into there perfect way of thinking.

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Has anyone thought of overthrowing the U.S. government to have a better America? The people that encompass this websight I swear are getting more stupid as time goes on, does anybody else besides me know that that is a chargeable offense, for even mentioning it?

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Are we in the throw away generation? Used to be far worse than today, at least we are recycling materials, I can remember a time in the 70s millworkers like my father would tell me and my siblings to throw away pop cans even destroy them in a fire so that the price of Aluminum would go up, I think the phrase throw away is about as responsible as the word vote, both actions is about like signing a blank check.

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Do you believe in Doomsday?? Why or why not? I believe that doomsday is possible if enough people believe in it.

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When do you decide that your car is too much of a money-pit and trade it in? After 10 years; I believe thats what Mickeys Big Mouth AKA old fool was trying to say.

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Have you been attenting Obama's $35800 per plate fundraisers so he can get reelection and protect you from those evil rich people? So which rich people are giving up $35,800; that just proves Obamas a liar, same with the people living in Hawaii drinking mickey "big mouths" whom support him, why someone would admit that on this websight is to funny to read; stupid!

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Where did Mexican food originate? Uhhh, Mexico?

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have you ever see a bad moon rise ? Only when its clear they did not wipe.

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Is Hitler your Daddy? Grandfather.

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What incentives are being given to CL's here? and what do they actually do? Sit around a play God, also receive blowjobs for favors in return.

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What name did Hitler give his cat? Stalin

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Why is death permanent? Its only a change of state.

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What's the right thing to do? Vote Republican.

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Do Republicans believe that malfunctions in the brain could cause mental illness? Maybe even "depression"? Yes absolutely, case in point Liberals existence.

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How Do I Kill My Brain Cells? Start listening to ranting Liberals

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Was there a conscious decision by the USA to allow Nazi companies like Volkswagen (which made buzz bombs in WW2), to continue business? http://www.volkswagen.com/vwcms/master_public/virtualmaster/en2/unternehmen/geschichte.html

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Why do people disagree? Because if we didnt we would be communists, disagreement is healthy and necessary.

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Big software companies make viruses and worms to sell their anti-virus programs.Is this a conspiracy?Or truth? Look what happens when your subscription runs out and you pay a new subscription, thats about the only time that anti-virus actually removes something.

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Are hardworking Republicans bitter because they can't get cushy jobs? Are noworking liberals mad because the truth about themselves has come out from there own undoing?

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Isn't a little odd of Obama to tout and praise a SC Boeing plant that he and his union goon buddies tried to shut down? Just remember to vote republican no matter what the "communist" inspired crack headed liberals can conjure up AKA Old Fool and his rants.

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What does UFO stand for? Unemployment Follows Obama

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Do you think answerbag staff checks our messages? Who knows what they do, personally I dont really care, they do practice favoritisms around here, that much I do know, hows it go? its not who you know but who you blow?

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Oliver stone's son,Sean converts to Islam while filming a movie in Iran.Why? I mean so many people escape from Islam, Why he converts...? Most likely they are both on drugs, Oliver was a big time user back in the day but judging the excentricity of his films and far from the truth he depicts "true stories" on film, Id say hes still using and most likely his son is to, couple of crack heads.

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How big is your ego? scale of -10 ( 10 = can you make the door wider) ;-)? My ego is probably around a 1

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Do you fall apart at your losses/ mistakes or try and learn from them? I try to learn from them, falling apart just prolongs things until your faced with the same problem.

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Do You No Any Good Rock Songs Whose Message Is "Back Off"? Twisted Sisters "we're not gonna take it" might do the trick, then theres always "turn me loose" by loverboy.

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I love the world and all fellow humans.Am I too young or stupid to say this?:-) I would say both, the world sucks because of to many humans, I pray for a yellowstone eruption soon to wipe out at least the liberals.

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Three words to describe Whitney Houston ? The real 1%

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What did Bruce Springsteen mean by these lyrics? Hmmm, sounds like hair of the dog that bit him, more like night train bottle of.

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Why don't men wear a loin cloth anymore We like to protect our balls as much as possible.

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Is it true that right wingers don't believe the founding fathers owned slaves? I dont know, is it true the left wingers still believe the are a slave?

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Should "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" be reinstated? Will allowing homosexuals to serve openly in the military cripple the militant's morale? This is a question better directed at the Navy, ask any Marine this question.

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What would you do if you found a bag filled with $850,000,000.00 Unlike the dummy that already posted putting it all in an air cargo container without insurance, Im not going to tell you what I would do with that amount of money, a hint would be it would never set in savings not would I spend it or even look like I had that amount of money, keep a low profile.

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what caught your eye about her? How well she helped out her mother.

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Am i the only guy that loves ADELE and her music? I like her music and think shes a hotty

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How come demons think that just because your so smart, that you steal thing's or shoplift?Why? I dont know, to be honest I cant understand your question but I believe I ran into demons while deployed in South Korea, Ive seen decent men and women inprocess and within a week they become part of an evil coven.

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What is the best way to stay calm around a person that loves to push your buttons? Depends on the scenario, whats worked for me in the past is I dont feed into there mind games, that and I stop talking to them, after a while depending on the individual they get tired of trying and target someone else, there doing it because there bored and insecure.

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Heterosexual guys, do you mind seeing two men kissing? Yes I do mind, it is offensive and hard to explain it to young children asking questions about it, I have to tell them that they are two men whom have chosen to defy Gods commandments and will therefore burn in the lake of fire.

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Does Obama favor Muslims? That and he favors communists.

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The Dow is approaching 13,000 - a level not seen since 2007. Load bearing, tax paying Americans LOVE it. Ain't Obama grand? Your stupid for believing that Obama has anything to do with that.

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Has it ever been invented, some type of tampon for hemorrhoids, or something to keep the cheeks from sliding on one another getting raw? Because its not the same as a period, your supposed to go see a doctor and have them operated on so your no longer bleeding out your @ss n.

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At age over 60, when a tooth is shaky without ache or infection, why extract it? Why not wait till the tooth falls out on its own? You should ask a Dentist, my mom has a mouth full of teeth coming out and swears the same thing, funny thing is she comes down sick allot and of course doesnt listen when I tell her just go in and have the rest pulled and get some dentures.

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Should we pass a law forcing end of the worlders to write personal letters of apology to the rest of us on the 1st of January 2013? Whos we?

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Are you a good snoozer/dozer/napper? Can you fall asleep at the drop of a hat and catch a few ZZZ's? Or is your sleep confined to night? I really never sleep, things wake me up, its either a noise or two or no noise at all and it wakes me up, probably not a good idea breaking into my house you will never see my attack coming.

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Do you consider earning points here on Answerbag as a race?See how fast you overtake others on the Leaderboard? They should also have a top trolling board for serious offenders, "player haters board" famous and infamous, id be on that one.

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Ever met a meanie who was modest and humble? Aren't they usually arrogant/condescending 'cause they think they're better than others? Thats totally wrong, just because someone is modest and humble does not mean they are kind; arrogant and condescending is usually a front someone puts up because they think of themselves as small and insecure, does not point towards being mean.

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Is Hugh Laurie sexually active? Why? are you the sex police?

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I like to see AB close down. Is that a general sentiment or is it mine alone?? lol If they did close down then Id have to find another mismanaged rolling blog sight that practices favoritism.

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Is your house full of evil clowns? Everytime I log on to AB.

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Whats been the biggest scare in your life Ive been deployed to some dangerous places and a couple times I honestly thought I was going to die, but the most scared Ive been is deciding to drive my volkswagen beetle through an approaching firestorm and the wind kicked up and pushed the fire right at me, for a few seconds I was engulfed in flames and could no longer see the road, I hit the gas and what seemed like a long time I came out...

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Pokemon lovers: What is the most ridiculous pokemon? Pokeman? is that a new Heman action figure? Skeletor and Mossman was the best, Pokeman must be Hemans gay lover because Im pretty sure Heman was gay, thats why I liked the villains.

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Obama's approval rating keeps going up and the Republican's down. Will this trend continue? Some people just dont see the big picture, stupidly stubborn to the end.

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Why do liberals always believe government knows better? Depends on the flavor of coolaid being offered, conservatives do the same thing, embrace what they want to hear; this country is divided and the government does not have to work hard at causing it.

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We Are The World. That's a song about us. Some think the world owes them something. Do you? What exactly do we owe us and why? I like what Kennedy said that challenged many young Americans, "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country" the problem with this country today is young Americans are fat and bored.

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Has AB's original purpose been perverted now? You know that one song by Van Halen called Mean Streets? thats AB, or Guns n Roses Welcome to the Jungle.

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If you blame others for bad things that befall you then you never have to do anything to fix the problem. Not your fault, right? Smart? Im the type of person that does not want help, I try to fix it on my own and very seldom ask for help because of what that help might cost in return, people should remember that when choosing political sides, any handout from the government has an unknown price and agenda.

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I drilled six holes today, is that sufficient or should i be drilling more per day? Depends on how much each hole costs to drill.

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In the U.S why is it a man who has had sex with another man in the last year cannot donate blood? Because of the spread of diseases, Aids; the majority of homos live a reckless lifestyle about as bad as swinging liberals.

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Is Jesus angry with the liberals? Yes but furious with Obama.

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Have you ever smoked while laying down and then ash just drops all over your face? Theres worse things then that, try smoking under a car and your kinda fixed in one position on a rollaway and the cigarette falls out of your mouth and rolls down around your neck, thats about as scary as firecrackers going off in your pants.

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Why do libs need $billions in govt "outreach" and "education" programs to use birth control? Can't they just buy a $7 box of condoms? Because using the $7 option requires discipline in which case they dont have, thats why they became liberals in the first place, its much easier being taken care of then contributing.

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Do humans still need fire? You live in a city right? bet you think McDonalds hamburgers come from a hamburger manufacture and put together through magic; let me enlighten you on the world your ignoring, guns are needed for protection against enemies foreign and domestic, internal combustion engines are not used just for transportation, and everything requires the use of fire and always will; our government finds more...

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How big are your hands, measurement from your wrist to your longest finger tip? 8 inch, you know what they say about hands? or is it feet?

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Is it bad to call an American "Yankie"? It would depend on the context of how you used it, coming from a Brit or an Ausie it might sound hostile as though your implying national dominance; coming from a southerner isnt as bad because were the same nation.

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Old School spoke of "well-intentioned bungling". Can you give me any example of that? The Obama administration.

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Have God and Devil bet on humans?If they become good God will have the prize and if they become evil satan will have it?What's the prize? A dollar

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What makes Arabs (especially Iranians) think that THEY should have the right to modern technology? I think they are barbarians and we should just drop a few nukes on them and make Israel a much larger nation, courtesy of the United States.

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Should I stop feeding the trolls? All you have to do is ignore the alerts for a while, old school and navyboy have finally given up despite there persistent onslaught I remain victorious.

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What is the quickest way to gain muscle mass? steroids.

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Chuck Norris is angry at AB. He wants his category de-listed. Shall we all fight him and who shall win the fight? ;-) Hey hey! settle down yall! dont make me have an aneurysm on my total gym, just settle down and vote for me.

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"Iran and US Navy Facing Off in Gulf". Right now. 12:06 pm pacific coast time 2/14/2012. So whose your money on this time and why? That would suggest Iran is banking on the fact that a democrat is in office and therefore the U.S. can be bullied.

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Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Bigfoot? Ive been chowin down on 7 day old chilli and cheep beer, Bigfoot dont stand a chance after I nepalm I would follow up with a series of round house kicks, then Id go for titty twisting while its down, worked on Simon Cowell.

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I need a nap! Can i please rest my head on you i promise i won't drool. Your liberal rock is calling, time to join Obama and Clinton.

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in the bible it says god created the earth and the heavenS is it possible heavens are acutely other planets and he himself lives there? I am so glad to see religious questions pop up again for the simple reason it irritates liberals; as far as your question one can only speculate, we can not know the mind of God.

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have you ever pooped in a river? My brother and I both did upstream from some kids we didnt like, both of us pinched it off, crawled out of the water, picked off a few leaches, and within 2 minutes they were bailing out, one of them was screaming about a brown streak around his chest; "I am Toxic Avenger coming to a small crick near you!"

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Do you ever feel under attack when folks don't share your views? Why? No not at all, I get defensive when my opinions get negative inputs, and I tend to dig my heals in the dirt and go on a rampage when people group up, I completely loath groups of any kind, especially ring leaders of a given group starts a condescending attitude, thats when I drop kick them in the nuts, you go high I go low and vise versa.

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It's very weird when a benign question is pulled and a very cheeky question survives. Any theories why that is? Because they are still experimenting with test subjects "us"; why else would they allow members to join for free, someones making money from all of this, thats what they were doing before if you remember 2 years ago and the mass exodus that ensued.

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I don't know if it's lack of character or not liking oneself but something is causing people to take the destructive path in life. What? Its Obamas fault, things will improve after hes voted out.

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Is it true that many gay men have to wear diapers since their anus is so damaged after frequent anal sex? Wouldnt doubt it, I dont care what kind of opposition there is or who gets offended but homosexuality is not normal and should be discouraged.

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Will you vote for Chuck Norris in 2016? Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls? Im there dude!

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Im a freshman in high school and want to have sex with my biology teacher who is a lot older than me. How do i approach her or seduce her? Never going to happen dude, two reasons, one is an older womens mind does not revolve around sex like yours does and when she does think about sex its going to be towards an older man that has some chest hair and has at least dropped both his testicles and has a job, two is she would lose her job and get charged with statutory rape, unless she is completely stupid and an uncontrollable nympho...

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don't you think it is sad W.Houston died? No not really, she was a druggy and was clearly warned what would happen; I think its sad that her daughter lost her mother due to selfish reasons, drugs dont nearly hurt the user as much as the people they leave behind.

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Why don't these people get off their computers, stop whining, and get a job? You first.

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Conservatives: Could you recommend a gun to use to kill myself? I'm a liberal who never believed in guns until I saw your points. You and Old Fool are clearly out of liberal media propaganda, its time you both submit to the inevitable rightful Republican victory and crawl back under the rock you both shared with Al Gore, all three of you can keep each other company telling lies about global warming and the internet while wearing wigs worn by our forefathers, Osama wont be joining you unfortunately, he has a private rock...

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Does Natural Ice beer or Icehouse shut down most of your active neural pathways? Is that what you want? Is it? Is it? No garbled answers / I heard that beer has natural estrogens and wine promotes testosterone, dont know if its true.

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What was your favorite T.V show growing up? Twilight Zone, Amazing Stories, MTV when it was just music videos.

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A friend invited me to this site what is it? Ask a question get 10% useful answers amidst 90% silly @ss baffoonery, answer a question and at least 2 people will start up an arguement, then when you retaliate as most people do they put you in the Penalty Box, more so if you dont cheese up to the right people, do yourself a favor and log off, lifes not worth the aggravation.

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Can you guess why I like Hitler? :-) Because he was ambitious?

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"The boss doesn't like me/it's favoritism/conspiracy" ! Is nothing ever your fault? Is it always someone else's? Are you sure? Sounds like an average democrat, always blaming people for there shortcomings.

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In nazi times a german would be condemned for defending jews, a few decades back it was Communists, who is it now taboo to defend? Taxpayers, and will soon be Liberals for causing this mess.

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What was Jesus (Christ) like in his rebellious years? Well, it was bad enough to warrant nailing him to a cross.

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Is voting Republican because you don't like the way the Democrats are running the country a bit like shooting yourself And watching an incompetent President push socialism for another 4 years a better solution? the Democrats I can handle, Obama is a communist that needs out of office.

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what things are too personal for you, to discuss with others? I used to be a very open person, well still am to some degree, I have learned over the years that it is better to keep people from knowing you and your thoughts, its our egos that makes us want to be open, show off are opinions and feelings, this is a mistake, keep people in the dark, especially those closest to you.

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What's the best way to kill myself? no pain... Whatever you think your going through it will get better and to be honest its your fault feeling the way your feeling, this is you being self centered and judgemental against yourself, what you need to do is exactly what hoboJoe said, because were all going to die eventually, why work at dieing when you are currently living , life revolves around perspectives, time to change yours.

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Dare to______________? Vote for Chuck Norris!

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How would you best summarize your basic reaction to the "Twilight" series in a brief sentence? Bite her already! sh1t your a f@cking vampire!

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what noise or sound do you love ? The harmonious sound of a finely tuned V8.

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Agree or disagree - Love is the most powerful energy in the world ? disagree, love and hate are part of the same strong emotion and can be turned off at any time, as far as being an energy it is not.

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Why do so many liberals on AB carry around so much hate, anger and rage? Its because they know they are wrong, they are those people that are compelled to do evil selfish things from there own laziness and arrogance, and they want to force God fearing hard working Americans to there socialist ideas so they themselves dont have to work for there supper.

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will you share my "Fish n chips" with me?:-) Never had them but for you I would try anything ;)

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Would you laugh at a Republican with no health insurance and had brain cancer? It would be Obamas fault.

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How would you react if a 67 year old man still baths with a rubber ducky? The man wants a rubber duck, who are we to say no.

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Why does the hippy at the traffic lights keep trying to sell me his self help guru book for $44.95 Its Obamas fault.

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Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears? who in your opinion, is the better Entertainer? Which ever one can remember the National Anthem.

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Do you ever need to exercise your genitalia? My Wife does it for me.

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Who's the greatest actor in all history? I cant decide between Al Pacino and Robert De Niro, although there is someone who I believe in time will surpass them in talent and that is Colin Farrell, he can play the villain and the hero with precision, he either makes you hate him or he can make you love him.

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My gf is thinking going back to her baby daddy and leaving me even dough we have an really good relationship. I think you answered your own question, shes childish; thing is is she will not change and your a fool to think that she will, shes playing the both of you, walk away from this and have nothing more to do with her, find a normal chick and start your own family.

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Is Greenpeace just a bunch of hippies? Yes, they are about like traveling minstrels or circus carnies.

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Are atheists in essence evil? Yes, they are the fruited labor of Satan and his lies.

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Are you sad that AB is closing down? Doesnt surprise me, it used to be allot different and then they ruined it.

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What do vagina fluids taste like? Salty with a hint of uterus, if it tastes different than that dont stick it.

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When was the last time someone smacked /hit you? Childhood? My wife does when she is horny.

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How can or do you tell if someone is lying? Good question, Its usually the one that talks the most, case in point Liberal Elitists VS Conservatives; Libs talk all the time because they know they are lying, conservatives let there voting do the talking.

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Are you a "Point Freak"? What would one do with all those points? Im just here for the laughs.

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Men: for 10,000 dollars would you get real "frisky" with Rosanne Barr? I bet that old broad could teach me a few new things despite knowing at the end of it she would end up with the $10,000 by being Rosanne.

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So who do you think the Klan will endorse for President this November? Arent you the one that spouted a bunch of racist comments last month? you think about racist ideas allot, dont you.

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Who in your opinion is stronger mentally, men or women? Bornabrit, I like you, but I have to say it, your generalizing, it really depends on the individual not the gender.

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How often do you actually read comment threads? Does it depend how long they are? I only read them if I know and like you otherwise I mute them and press on.

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Why did you cut my nails?! Because your kung fu was turning lethal.

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is god agaisnt homosexuals? Yes, afraid so, sorry, homos will burn in hell.

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Chuck Norris just endorsed Newt Gingrich. How can he be considered cool anymore (if he ever was)? Hes cool to conservatives thus proving hes a winner and not a liberal looser.

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I have a 1997 Fleetwood bounder. 454. it is missing and i can smell fuel when idling. fumes are coming from one of the spark plugs. Help!! One of your spark plugs porcelin is cracked and leaking compression, replace your sparkplugs.

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Do you think Obama deserves a second term? Why or why not? Never going to happen, he does not deserve it, Conservatives are serious this go around, Liberals are divided and confused, it will be a republican.

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How can one group think it has the right to control the reproductive activities, marriages and health of others. Who made them boss? You did, by voting in Obama, hope you like communism.

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With hindsight, would Hillary have made a better president that Obama? I thought liberals were supposed to be super intelligent, obviously that is not true.

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My take on liberals? A liberal is the kind who, while supporting women's rights,would also fight for a man's right to beat his wife. Your preaching to the choir, this is the reason liberals can never be taken seriously, they go on and on about how intelligent they are compared to everyone else that does not agree with them but the proof is in the pudding, 4 years they have done what?

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When jails are crowded they do 'early-release programs'. I have a feeling He** will be overcrowded. Will they earlyrelease? Where to? You should take that up with God, God does not make weak immoral compromises like liberals often do, or Satan for that matter.

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How do you get a malicious spirit off your back? Vote republican.

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Has anybody done a pedicure on Bigfoot? No I never met Michael Moore or his Sasquatch cousin Rosie O'donnell, they both suffer from the same Achilles heal, take away twinkies and watch them turn into a beast.

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You can't wait for others to fix your problems. You have to take care of them yourself. That's the only way they'll go away,right? Depends on what you consider "your problem" that might actually be our problem, then you should consider what the majority thinks.

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Will the war on Iran become a World War? No, Iran is like Iraq another arab state, but if Iran and neighboring countries declare war and attack Israel then it could turn into a world war; Israel is one of the most sought after piece or real estate in the world.

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How can anyone be surprised that atheists are concerned about religions in the US and anywhere else this kind of crap is exported to? Its all fun and games until we meet each other in Hell.

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Should i fear being put in the penalty box? Do you? Is it dark in there? Will i be raped or beaten? No not at all, this will give you a chance to do something else besides sitting around answering and commented questions written by morons.

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I hope someone knows whether this is true..I don't. 67% of Catholic women practice birth control. If true, are they bad Catholics? If its true then they must confess there sins and will probably spend much time in purgatory, dont mess with the church.

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"Stay quiet/Look presidentia/Don't answer questions". Is this a winning strategy for a presidential wannabe? Does silence work for you? Obama is a one term president, get over it.

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Did you see the middle finger malfunction during Madonna's Super Bowl appearance? I didn't. That was no malfunction, MIA should be deported missing a finger.

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What are your favorite songs to drive to? Neil Diamond is always good to listen to on the road.

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Do the republicans have any chance to defeat President Obama if they nominate a lame candidate like Gingrich or Romney? Obamas going to have a hell of a time defending himself against whomever, Sara Palin could most likely win against him if she were running, thats how much confidence nobody has for this guy.

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If birth control were such a terrible thing why did God invent it? Liberal Elitist mentality, choose authority only when it benefits you.

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Is AB full of wasps? Most of them will disappear after Obama is voted out.

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Does Mrs.Obama secretly want to kill all the overweight and unhealthy people ? Wouldn't that make the pres's healthcare plan cheaper ? The Obamas are true Neo Nazis, those that support them are intellectual fools

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How do we solve the enormous violent-people problem in this country? Thats the answer I got, execute them!

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Where do you take your dog when he needs to go? Neighbors yard.

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If you get away with cheating you have the advantage. Everything has a price. What price do cheaters pay? Is it enough to balance things? No idea what you mean by balancing things but cheating only hurts the person cheating.

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What is your mpg when walking? Depends on how much is spent on your last meal and cost of water, a General could tell you how much it costs to move an army per day.

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What are you doing behind my fence? Im fertilizing your hedges, your dog already did my yard, thought id share the wealth.

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Groups form because folks are interested in or enjoy the same thing. Some groups compete with others. Us and "them". Is us the group glue? Groups are evil by nature, especially Liberal Elitist Groups, might as well call them Communists.

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Anyone else think Madonna was lip singing during the half time show (especially Vogue)? No I dont think she was, and even if she did who cares everyone already knows its her and her voice.

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Do you think Lindsey Lohan Gives good Head?? Doubtful, usually the pretty skinny ones dont know any of those skills because they dont have to use them, Kim Kardashians ugly sister on the other hand could most likely such the chrome off a trailer hitch, id go see her.

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Was Madonna's Super Bowl appearance her trying hard to seem relevant again? I thought Liberal Elitists loved Madonna, guess I was wrong.

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Would you smoke chocolate covered cigarettes? That aint chocolate, those are cigarettes smuggled up some prisoners @ss.

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How would you cook a dragon? Pilgrim, thar is only one way to cook anything that size and still call yourself an American Man, barbecue and marinade his @ss first.

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Do you feel the term African American or Black should be used to describe Black people? All these terms are so stupid, its proving that we are more divided now then any time in history, were all Americans, why not just call each other by our first names and leave it at that.

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If you tell someone they have a good life, is that the best compliment you could give them? You could say there wifes got a nice @ss? what else could you say without sounding dumb?

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How come people still put their hand over the left side of their chest when saying the Pledge Of Allegiance? Ask Obama, got a nice picture of him and the first lady using there left arm, isnt that how the Nazis salute? left arm extended, must be force of habit for them.

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If Obama wins, will they pull another Gore and rig the election like the fascist scumbags they are? Your right! those Democrats have got to be stopped! thats how Osama got into office!

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This is how we level the playing field. The big bucks billionaires will provide matching funds to their guy's competition! Whaddya think? Sounds like jealousy to me, maybe you should work harder at being a billionaire instead of sitting on your butt and pointing the finger, earmark of a liberal.

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Mitt Romney: I'm not concerned about the poor. What do you think of that? I think what the computer nerd failed to explain in his pictorial answer (due to his/her inabilities to write rationally) is Mitt Romney compared to how much Obama cares.

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Why do blacks listen to rap music with the n word in it if it is offensive? Whats funny is reading a computer nerds highly educated highly illogical explanation to a group of people he/she clearly doesnt understand, love to see that guy end up in the wrong neighborhood.

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Some folks are so illogical and I think that is tragical. Do you agree? Do you see what I See? Any hope for we? I agree, its like those liberal extremists are from another planet.

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Is anyone really surprised by this?....;-D.... More liberal elitist cool-aid for Old fool, he/she didnt get enough from all the retarded dog and cat pictures he/she copied and edited to fit his/her elitist way of pointing the finger; you need to get laid....;)

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Scientist have confirmed the discovery of 26 new planets outside out solar system. How does that make you feel? Thats good news, that means 26 places we can stick all the liberals who dont want to be here.

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What do you do with all your extra money? Invest it in dividend paying stocks, building true wealth.

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They are saying domesticated dogs could go back 30,000 years. Any thoughts on this at all? Wow I didn't realize liberals go back that far.

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Some seem to prefer ranting alone rather than engaging in a rational two-way conversation. Why? Whats the point engaging in a two way conversation when you first manipulate that conversation to your favor through gross exaggerations and then it becomes your rant when that doesnt work, might as well cut to the chase and just rant because I am convinced none of you are here to have a conversation, you just want to fight and I get off on it.

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Wow! Obama IS a communist, isn't he? He's gonna nationalize the banks, and take over the oil companies.. You heard him, right?? I did. I knew that right after the healthcare fiasco, he is an idiot socialist/communist and this is why the rest of the government wont compromise on anything with him, they got him pegged to.

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Six million people are under correctional supervision in the U.S. More than were in Stalin’s gulags. What are your feelings about this? Get a rope and start hanging these people, what good are they to anybody? get rid of them.

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Do you fake it till you make it? I suppose I would if I could.

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Other than all the spending, Obama is pretty much Republican isn't he? Liberal extremists just keep getting more desperate to save face, this is amusing, to that rational we could say George Bush is really a democrat for starting a war we couldnt afford, isnt that what democrats do, spend spend spend.

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Who else here detects evil in Gingrich's face? I think you have him confused with the current jack@ss, hes already done it.

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Rosie v Bornabrit? How about you vs old school, ill bring the popcorn.

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Should the lazy welfare-leech bleeding-heart America-hating Communist loony liberals take pains to avoid the Ad Hominem/Epithet fallacy? "Theres no fool like an old school"

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"Hallelulah I'm a bum..hallelulah bum again"! Who was a bum, stopped being one, and is now a bum again? Why? Rosie, Im starting to believe you have to much time on your hands.

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If one could selectively erase pieces of one's history from the records whom do you think would erase the most..Gingrich or Romney? Why? Im sure Obama by now would love to erase the whole healthcare fiasco he tried jamming down our throats, we should focus on him and not candidates whos party ideals you dont like; Liberals never learn, the more they rant, the less people listen to them.

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Some of what the candidates say in the debates isn't true. Truth/lie is revealed the next day. Do they think we're that gullible? Are we? You are that gullible, voting in Obama and believing his BS is proof.

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Is Central America a dangerous travel destination? You would be fooling yourself thinking one is safer then the other, stay away.

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Are you tired of newt,mitt and rick always talking about ronald reagan this and ronald reagan that? No not at all, Reagan was a damn good President, a role model for others to follow.

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What did you find at the bottom of the lake? Hoffa's cement shoes.

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How can I get my girl to have an orgasm by fingering or eating her out Thats the part where she needs to train you, all women are different.

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What do you think about the Solar Storm that will hit Earth Tonight 24/1/12?. Better make your piece with God, were all gonna die!

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Which would you rather have. Zombie Apocalypse, Alien Invasion, Uncontrollable Ebola outbreak, Robotic enslavement, or All out World War? Does any of those choices matter? thats like asking for sword rather than an axe for your execution, your still going to loose your head in the same manner.

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How many people will put of with Communism for four more years? Tell you what surfbiker, everyone I know is tired of it, normally I dont vote because Ive had lame excuses but this time I am registering to vote republican, from what I have seen over the years, Democrats have a socialist ajenda from destroying the military to bankrupting the country, they should be kept from any positions of power

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Have you ever "walked a mile" in someone elses shoes? Thats a good way to get warts.

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i wonder how long it'll be until answerbag puts me back in the penalty box again. How long was your sentence last time?

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Why do some go out of their way to tell lies about others? They're just gonna get caught and look foolish. What's wrong with 'em? There Democrats, thats whats wrong with them.

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Is Muhammad Ali more of a God than Muhammad? Ask our forefather Obama, this week hes probably a self proclaimed God.

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Some fancy dancy wealthy folks think it's their due to sail through life on the backs of others who actually do all the work. Do you? Why? I hear you, those welfare b1tches have no shame, food stamps in one hand, fur coat and fat diamond ring in the other, its Obamas fault.

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Have you ever threatened to kill anyone, even in jest? I didn't think so. How many folks threaten to kill and mean it? How many succeed? How many people are stupid enough to answer this question?

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Does incarceration straighten people out or make them crookeder? Should we spend money to make people worse than they were? We need to just straight up execute most of these prisoners, a thief is arrested sent to prison, guess what he/she is still stealing from you.

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How do you cure hypocrisy in the Republican Party? We hate gays, we hate single mothers, we hate home wreckers, we hate blacks, we hate Liberals can post all the crap they want, Obama is getting the boot and there is no stopping it.

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After Communist Hell we Russians are near to the Heaven of Liberalism, OK? We'll trade you Obama for Putin.

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Would it be a good idea for Obama to step down in favor of another Democrat, if nothing else to ease political tensions abroad and at home? You have bad business ethics, you may like him but what has he done in 4 years to deserve your vote? if your selling shoes and the kid you hired that you like starts giving away all your shoes and purposely destroys your bottom line, you better fire that kid and hire one that can do the job you asked despite what you think of him/her personally, thats business.

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Where are the interesting thought provoking questions? Nobody is interested, the AB Mob loves bread and circuses, a sort of Jerry Springer theme.

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Do you think magick works? Why or why not? Magic defies the laws of physics, its a level of intimidation that works on ignorant people.

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Can someone talk me through a haunting issue? What should I do to stop this follower? What exactly are you experiencing? from what little information your providing it sounds like your trolling for a response.

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A serial foreign criminal whose deportation was cancelled by Obama kills three people. Surprised? Add that to a laundry list of f@ckups this administration has done; the next President probably Newt will have to bring a trash can into the White House and clean the desk of all the crap the Demys have instituted.

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Can we have a play date? Ok but dont touch my wiener, wife will get mad!

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Aren't the people now voting for Gingrich basically saying, "Yay! Hypocrisy! Yay! That's what we need in a candidate!"? Fail troll Fail! go crawl back under your liberal rock.

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Why do Republicans think they are entitled to judge without being judged? Thats funny coming from a Liberal Elitist. fail troll fail!

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Americans rose, stood for what the nation represents, and stopped SOPA-PIPA. Will they repeat in November, and stop Obama? The Libs and there ongoing BS has awakened a sleeping dragon, Conservatives are not going to allow that man another 4 years of destroying America.

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Dems think the GOP holds the patent on bullsh** and the GOP believes the reverse. Whom do you think is the original bullsh** patentholder? Democrats are evil people, everyone knows that.

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Just heard that Mitt Romney has an offshore bank account. What's he got to hide? Not paying his fair dues is he? And not a single female Fail Troll fail! your party is done, take it up the rear and crawl back under the rock your kind crawled out from.

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What should I know about Gatka? You should ask Old School and Navyboy, they post pictures everytime they lose an argument, which is everytime they post.

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Who do you want for president? A cheating husband or an avowed communist? I'm more comfortable with a cheater than a commie. Either choice would make liberals somewhat happy.

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Signs that a person needs an exorcism? They start voting Democrat, they need an exorcism and some manual labor to remind them what makes the economy run.

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Romney pays black womans electric bill, gets slammed by liberal loons as being a racist. Wonder why no one helps in this country anymore? The more they do this, the more they debase any argument they present, liberals are soon to be ignored completely.

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How many women trust Newt? How many women would vote for him for anything? Is it just the men who support him? Is it a gender thingy? No its a balls thing, Newt has a pair and Osama does not, just like Cliton.

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That's exactly what we need! A president for each state! Colbert has a lock on S. Carolina! Whom do you choose for your state prez? Why? This confirms what I already knew, Liberals have gone goofy, Governors do what? each state already has its own president they are called governors, how much do you propose it will cost taxpayers to rename all the governors the title president? what should we call the real president? let me guess, Our Dear Leader?

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Are men more likely to be Republican than women? If so by how much more so? Double so? Triple/quadruple so? Why so? Lets clarify the word men, real men are most likely to be Republican or the neighbors will burn there house down, gay men or girly men are more inclined to be a Democrat, they are already use to being cut from the herd.

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What is your opinion of President Obama? A reflection of the democratic party, completely useless.

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What makes black men so devoted to their women? They r caring & considerate to them always how do they do it? Generalizing, its not to popular around here, maybe you already knew that.

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Shouldn't Obama feel right at home being around Dumbo and Goofy? He looks like he was conceived from both.

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My balls are itching and i know there is no bugs on them..what could be wrong with me? You got monkey butt on your balls, first wash them and then powder them with monkey butt powder or gold bond sold at walmart, if that dont work use some Neosporin on your sack, and wear loose fitting underwear so your nads can breath.

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The copper on pennies are worth 1.8¢. Since it's illegal to destroy pennies, why not just take them out of the US first, then do it? The copper used to make pennies is of a special alloy, if you melted them down and tried to sell it you would be caught and sent to prison.

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Who earned the $50,000,000 reward for finding Osama Bin Laden? Knowing Obama and his crooked ways its probably the same person who got billed shortly after for the same amount.

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Will Mickey Mouse shake hands with Obama or has he spent enough time with Goofy over the years? I think Mickey Mouse is confused as to who let Hitler loose.

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moslem loving Obama talking to the Ayatolla and Ajad...is it to stop the nukes or to strategize about destroying Israel? Lets be clear! Obama hates Jews.

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Would anyone care to show George Washington's inauguration video? I think Barrack Osamas in that one, after all, our dear leader is a forefather because he said so right?

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Sometimes when I've been sitting on the toilet for a long time, I get a Vulcan Mind Melt, do you ever get one? No, I get both my legs falling asleep and have to pinch it off.

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The 99%ers are angry at the 1%ers. The 1% seem angry too. What do they have to be angry about? Is it fear that angers them? Of what? Obama started it, he should be held accountable for starting a riot, his legacy should be Black Nero, Nero fiddled while Rome burned.

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Utter hypocrite Michelle Obama wants to force you to eat asparagus...... Her and her idiot husband fancy themselves as a monarchy, thats evident on how he treats the constitution and we the people.

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Why does Obama have to go to Disney World, he already lives in FantasyLand? I think its now clear to me that Osama and his family are enjoying there 5 minutes in the sun at taxpayers expense, its been an extravagant 4 years for them going on vacation every 3 months but now its time to get serious and vote in a real president; you and I need to go out and talk to everyone we know who usually doesnt vote for dumb reasons and convince them that there vote is needed...

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Did Ronald Reagan ever see the movie "Taxi Driver"? No Im pretty sure Former President Reagan had better things to do than sit around watching movies, probably had his fill of movies as he was an actor for many years; Mr. Obama on the other hand is a full time actor, im sure hes seen it.

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Do you like pizza that's spicy? I enjoy all pizzas

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If you stubbed your toe, could you blame former president George Bush for it? And Obama has done what to fix the problem? then its Obamas fault along with me running out of coffee this morning, that is his fault to. grrrrr!!

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Sen.Kerry's intention to start a Congressional investigation into Dr.King's death is a worthy pursuit: do you AGREE/DISAGREE? Are you serious? do you know how much we are in debt and your actually asking is it a good idea? you must be democrat, they find more ways of spending working peoples money for stupid endeavors, just like a house wife with a handful of credit cards.

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Why has Stephen Hawking not yet been awarded the Nobel Prize? For doing what? his lifes work is conjured up theories nothing of substance, some of his theories have been disproven already, and how has anything he has theorized brought about peace? How about considering Oprah Winfrey, shes done allot of peace related work in Africa, she would be more deserving then Al Gore or Obummer dont you think?

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Do men think more with their weiners or their wallets? or 50/50? what do you think? Depends on how old they are and how well they act like they dont need to get laid, desperation can be costly.

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What or who makes you weak at the knees? Probably God when he returns

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Can AB send you a bit looney if you stay on to long I imagine it could, I stay on long enough to answer a few questions and I stopped reading the comments, most of the time its someone disagreeing with you in a unprofessional manor; if you do that than you will be just fine.

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How come the majority of AB members don't smoke and the majority of my friends where I live do smoke? Why is there such a difference? Because they are abusing other substances and focusing on one substance they feel is the only thing harmful, most of these anti-smokers will drop dead from a heart attack, crispy cremes will catch up with them, to many vegetables and not enough meat will kill them, to much cold dry air will ruin there lungs worse then smoking, micotoxins from the mold in your walls is deadly far worse then...

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Besides being hysterically funny, bright and engaging what else does Stephen Colbert have going for him that would make him a good prez? Let me get back with you on this one, need to step out for a cigarette and blow the smoke at the neighbors.

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Are you a douche bag You know why some people laugh when others call them names? examine why a person chooses the name they use the most towards others, in short, you are what you accuse; someone who calls people @sshole is an @sshole.

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Which candidate for prez in the US for 2012 is not a hypocrite? Why? Hmm, at least they were born in this country, if asked for a birth certificate I bet they could produce one within an hour vs 3 years.

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Do you find people who use too much slang in conversation annoying? Yes, people do that because they feel nobody listens to them so they subliminally throw in attention getters when they talk, trouble is people tend to ignore other people who talk to much or full of slang or cussing, its best to practice clear, short conversations without the garbage, one that bugs me the most is "ya know what im sayin?" or "uh...uh...uh" I tend to drift off and start thinking...

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Will you share your secret to Weylon? Why not? Weylons the smartest ABer here.

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Why do you think some live in America if they hate it so much? Yeah, Liberals can be a real menace, just vote Republican and hopefully these wife swapping elitist scumbags will follow the Messiah back to Africa where they all belong, Lions have to get fed somehow.

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Do you let people smoke in your house or apartment or do you ask them to do it outside? I got kids so yes I do mind, company would have to smoke outside same as me, its not good to have second hand smoke lingering inside your home, even if you smoke.

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I'm gay and I love a man that's perfect in every way but my religion doesn't allow it. How can I stop myself from loving him? Fail Troll Fail!

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "taxes" Democrats

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Why do some Answerbag users have an "I'm better than you" attitude? Your talking about our vast collection of Liberal Obama inspired Socialists who project an elitist attitude arent you? dont worry, after there Messiah is booted off his thrown they will crawl back under the rock they came from and they will only come out when some republican clearly f@cks up, thats how these people roll, first in line to point the finger.

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What would it take for a conservative to go onto the welfare system? Liberals to get off of it and occupy a job, then it would become unemployment.

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Did you ever get a kiss that was unforgettable? Yep sure did, I kissed my Cousin when I was a kid and I still get the herpe outbreaks on my lip to remind me.

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Guns don't kill, people do. Cars don't kill..drunks/inept drivers do. Cigarettes don't kill..smokers do. What can we do but accept? Ever notice the anti smokers are always the ones coming down sick, that should suggest you need to start smoking like the rest of us.

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Obama.. the people love him and the people HATE him but can any three verbalize how he has effected their lives in any way or another? Obama just needs to go, he is an embarrassment to the Democratic party, even more so than Bush Jr is to the Republican party; what people are you talking about that love him, must be the Taliban.

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How many root canals do you have? One last year, hopefully wont need anymore in the near future.

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Do you support banning books whose content you don't like? Why ban legimate companies from your comunity that sell products you dislike? This banning thing is starting to sound more and more like National Socialism

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The innocent who die in wars are collateral damage. Second-hand smoke kills too. Smokers kill people legally, right? Cool or cruel? So does all the hot air generated by liberals dictating morals, smoking is actually good for people, if you avoid harmful substances then your immune system becomes weak.

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The University of California is moving to ban smoking from all of its campuses within a few years. What is your reaction? Avoid California, they are full of stupid people anyhow, we should then move to ban homosexuality.

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Should my dog have his own AB account? If he did, the IQ level would improve around here, how can anyone argue with woof woof.

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What do you think about this "Christian" extremist rewrite of the Constitution? Its Obamas fault.

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How can a person go back to 1993 and remember the good old times? ????? and thats as nice as I can get.

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Why is the Tea Party so quiet now? Probably because Obamas departure is inevitable, conservatives are not like liberals who seem to have diarrhea of the mouth.

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What would you not want to see out your bedroom window? The King, "Burger King" unless hes got food.

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how many kittens can you fit inside your poopchute? Hows the lump on your anus holding up.

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Why has society been taken over by health Nazis? Everything we enjoy has suddenly come under fire these last few years. Why? Outsourcing jobs in America, thanks to Bill Clinton.

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Michelle Obama from what I've seen of her for 3 1/2 years isn't smart enough to be shrewd. She has trouble putting two words together. I think your right, she does exhibit signs of retardation along with her husbands chronic narcissism; Im so ready for those two to go.

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My wife thinks I am addicited to sex. I think some people just like sex more than others. Who do you think is right? I used to be like that in my early 20s but now at 40 Im satisfied most of the time with a nice back message and once in a while have a romp in the hay, must be hormones.

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Chipotle or Red Robin? Both, all foods and flavors must be enjoyed.

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Isn't Mexican just the best god damn cuisine in the whole wide world? :) Mexicans can make a mean spread pilgrim, I could pig out for days on Mexican food, also love Italian.

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Do you think your ancestors, if they were looking over you, would be proud of you? If they were looking over me, I would be in some deep doo doo with that whole electric blow up doll incident in Vegas that one weekend, hotel management is still after Eddie Vanhalen for the damages.

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Today the 1st lady said she is tired of being labeled an "angry black woman". Why mention race? Because thats what liberals do, they find something or someone to blame there shortcomings on so they dont have to fix it, they are naturally lazy people, look at what her husband continually does, blames everything on a former President and has not accomplished anything during his reign of terror; I still say the soon to be ex 1st lady looks just like that alien in the movie "the Predator" she...

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Who thinks the world is going to end? And how? Only God knows the answer to that.

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Is "Pubert" a good name for a boy? I hope your just out trolling.

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Can coffee make you high? I just drank a cup and now I feel weird. Dude you better go have a smoke to counter balance the caffeine.

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Is Tim Tebow a beneficiary of affirmative action? Your wave is calling, better go catch it.

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If you heard a thug making racist comments in a pub, would you play "Ebony and Ivory" on the jukebox just to annoy him? And how would you be any different than him, a racist thug has became that way out of fear, you would be reinforcing that fear into further aggression by being aggressive, what you do is pay attention to who he is being racist against and the buy him a drink with a private message, "on the house from the negro" or Jew, or Mexican, you decide; the difference is if the world is a stage then two...

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Do you think President Obama is as bad as many Republicans are really saying? And Liberals are not playing the same game right?

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Romantic dinner: candlelight or firelight ? Both? Who could do without a fire and a bottle of Merlot.

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Money makes_______________? More money, if used correctly.

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Losing coolant but no leaks. What is possibly wrong with my Mountaineer SUV? If there is in fact no external leaks then that could only mean your coolant is leaking either into you crankcase or one of your cylinders via head gasket, check again to make sure you didnt overlook something easy like the top of the radiator or upper hose, also check to make sure there is noticeable pressure in your coolant system, if theres no pressure then that could suggest your leak is...

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How big are your arms(circumference around bicep ) when Flexed:-) ? How big do you want it baby! I can copy and paste just like those losers in Zoosk, a role a quarters here, big hooters there its all do-able.

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Did Steve Jobs' vegan diet kill him? Yes... the God of Bar-B-Q demands retribution, thou shalt eat meat or thou shalt be consumed.

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By how much do you think that both Cheech or Chong are smarter than the characters they portray in their comedies? Not by much, Tommy Chong was recently arrested and charged for selling drug paraphernalia out of his home through the mail, went on an anti-bush rampage and hes not been seen since, Cheech Marin biggest mistake in my opinion is not properly reinventing himself as a marketable actor, now he sometimes plays in boring CSI type TV shows under a side kick, not smart when you have other Stand up...

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Do you carry jumper cables in your car? Of course, some essential tools and a serviceable fire extinguisher that is close enough to grab, pull pin and aim; life does not suffer fools.

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Preacher Keller: Satan is happy with GOP nominees. 'A vote for Romney is a vote for Satan," Is he right or deranged? Sounds like Preacher Keller is a Liberal sympathizer, not a real christian.

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Does it surprise some women that, on occasion, men aren't in the mood? Only when she starts talking.

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Why are atheists so dumb? I wouldnt say that they are dumb, I would say that they are blind, they have pulled blinders over there eyes so that they cannot see what they dont want to see, they do this so they can outline what they feel is right and wrong, not what God has already told them, athiests have a lot of explaining to do in front of God someday and I really do feel sorry for them because they are not going to be...

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If Michael Jackson were alive, Would you trust him to babysit your children? F@ck no! might as well entrust Obama with another 4 years to fix the economy.

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Okay, if God doesn't exist, then why are there pop tarts? Shhh! Our greatest self proclaimed forefather Obama will take credit for it, just like Al Gore claimed the Internet, for Gods sake dont mention Tang.

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Romney says "I like being able to fire people"! I have never known anyone who enjoyed firing people.. Why does he? God complex? Donald Trump does and he would make a fine President I might add; along with Rush Limbaugh for Vice President.

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Christians, shouldn't we have a day to celebrate God the father? Isnt everyday supposed to be that day.

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Did Santorum say "Black people", "Blah people" or "Bly people"? It must be just you, you probably wanted to hear the word black to feed your liberal affliction to make trouble.

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Should "storming the Bastille" be renamed "The Occupy Bastille Movement?" How about the Obama inspired movement to destroy America, or OIMDA.

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What is your most "interesting" quality? Attention to detail and reading between the lines.

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Any military men out there....tell me or show me why YOU'RE the best! Because my hardocre stands at attention and on command.

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What's your definition of "hardocre"? Is that a new wave definition for what happens when you leave a strip joint, used to be called blue balls.

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They all say we're in it to win it". It takes big bucks, hypocrisy, lies, attacks and scripted rote spin. Is that what you want? Those Democrats are really terrible arent they.

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Ron Paul says he is not an 'absolutist'. What in the heck is an absolutist? Are they good, bad or nil? What hes saying is he can compromise unlike the clown we currently have.

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What are some good online dating sites? There is no substitute for meeting someone in person and eventually going out, that online crap is about as personal and judge of character as AB, might as well fall for a typewriter.

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Conservatives: If welfare was ended tomorrow, would you give some of your paycheck to help granny not starve? As long as it cuts off those that refuse to work, that's a good idea, end welfare and let corporations help out granny in order to receive tax write-offs, good idea.

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How would things be different if McCain had become president? The world would be respecting us right about now just like the 8 years we had with Reagan.

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Are the best talkers the best doers? Or are the best doers too busy doing to spend time talking? In my experiences with people, the more talking they do, the less working they do.

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I started living a liberal lifestyle. Oh I thought you meant you found a clever way of spending your neighbors money, f@cking his wife, and taking out an insurance policy on his house listing you as the recipient and then hire neighborhood kids to burn it down, my bad.

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ive been burned so many times by women that im starting to have real issues with trusting them What are the "certain habits"?

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When did you give your first blowjob, and do you think a freshmen, should be old enough to give one Why would you want to give one?

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How can I convince young AB members' parents to not let them on AB to ask "How can I convince my parents...?" questions?...:-D LOL, some people just walk into things they post, I love it! this is Old Schools inner child that often comes out when he is loosing an argument which is quite often, enjoy!

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If Charles De Gaulle COULD run for U.S. President, would you vote for him? , I think we should dig up Reagan and give him back his job since living politicians cant even measure up to him now dead.

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When I think of Great Britain I think of ______ (first thing that comes to mind). The Redcoats.

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Some can't win an argument on a straight up basis so they change it and then rant. They are transparently inept. Who believes it? The Democratic Party during every election, I feel your pain, just ignore the libs they will run out of steam and go back to having orgies somewhere.

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What do you think of Newt Gingrich's latest...um..."wisdom"? Dont you have anything else to ask besides things political? I thought you were superior in education, starting to think your just another single minded radical who wants people to believe your intelligent.

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would you like to repeat the"feeling" of your first puppy love? No because that would mean getting the heartbreak there after; I like your photos in your profile, I must say you are an attractive English women, you probably hear that often.

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would you rather blow a dog, or have another man blow you? Id rather have sex with your parked car while your sleeping.

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I get a boner everytime i sit in my car, is it possible to fuck a car? Well, you could cut a hole in the back bumper and install one of those pocket pussies, with a special chrome cap, this could be an awesome customization with motor-heads; you could also do the same thing in the front grill so the car would give you some head; if your a chick or gay you could customize a dildo in the front, back or even the front seat; a dildo manufactured by Allison or Mopar or...

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is it logical to believe in ghosts? Is it logical to ignore ghosts altogether? its easy to dismiss other peoples experiences with your own rationality until it happens to you.

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what is crossing over of chromosomes?? UH, I think thats when you recycle Chrome? personally I like Stainless Steel, no corrosion.

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Is using a water pick as good or better/worse then flossing? I say its worse, stick to floss

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Why are mexican chicks so HOT The Mexican Chicas dont hold a candle to Spanish and Italian Chicks, they stay smokin hot most of there life.

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Is it true that you need money to make money? Yes, every other reasoning is a scam.

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Wow. A Christian group prayed for George Michael to die when he was in a hospital. Would their Jesus be proud? Thats why I dont like groups, I keep my own beliefs private.

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Atheists: Have theists become too much of a joke (and therefore too unimportant) to even debate with anymore? Funny how Atheists always find belief at the very end.

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Do you think people without knowledge of history, battles, sacrafices, ect, for our freedom are fit to vote? I think Gul Dukat is correct you should be a taxpayer for the privilege to vote, and I add privilege because there are some that feel everything is owed to them and they have a right but they have not earned that right, we should take that away and reserve it for those that have earned it, those that truly deserve being an American.

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What did people use iPods for before music was invented? Porn.

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Who is the most looked down on race in America? Who receives the most racism? White people; difference is we dont act like a b1tch.

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Is the End Time Antichrist Already Here? No one knows that answer, only God.

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Do you think of me when you light up? Sometimes, Im going out for a smoke right now Ill blow a smoke ring in your direction, let me know if you suddenly smell cigarette smoke, its homegrown tobacco by the way.

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Who do I remind you of? Oh that one kid in High School who decided to climb a power pole.

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Have you ever flushed the toiolet while you were still sitting on it? No I wipe first, then turn around and look at what I just unleashed to make sure my diet is good, if its big I usually name it after a large ship, usually Titanic or Bismark, then I take a picture of it before flushing it down, and text the picture to a friend who does the same thing, sent one to my wife once and she flipped out on me, I told her I was just trying to experience childbirth and...

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Does Windows 7 Pro have any advantages over the Home version for the typical user (e-mail, web surfing, some MS Office documents)? I dont know, Im still on XP, you should look it up and get back with us, keep your cat away from your mouse, ha ha ha, ya that was lame.

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If you refrain from sex for thirty days and refrain from anything electronic will "you" become closer to your religious self. I agree, have you ever seen the movie The Shining? Jack Nicholson gets friendly with a fire ax? same thing would happen to me 30 days no sex and no electronic devices, old timers call it Cabin Fever.

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Dirty liberal Huckabee (R-AK): "Republican candidates more interested in defeating Obama than rebuilding America" Agree/disagree Why? Because democrat or republican cannot rebuild America under someone who wants to burn it down, getting Obama out of office is best for everyone.

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The majority of politicians seem to be D-bags. That said which party comes off more hypocritical? That does describe the Democratic Party, better vote Republican.

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What's happening out there? Im sitting here drinking my cup of joe about to have a smoke out in the yard, I speculate AB Staffers are about to conclude there donut and coffee session with "if I ruled the world" theories and conducting the next social experiment on a non-suspecting population this time with electrical shock via the internet, beyond that I could only speculate, maybe we are about to get blasted from Gamma...

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Would you ever request to be put in the penalty box? If so why? Im not sure but if your gonna go down, go down in a blaze of glory, both guns blasting; when you are allowed to come back, stooge slap everyone you think might have reported you.

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Which kitchen instrument sounds like Axel Rose's voice? Im not for sure but he kinda sounds alot like a fart fan slipping on the motor shaft, sounds like a low screech diseased dying fruit bat, or chubacca off of star wars, a few octaves higher than chewy; come to think of it, he looks like a relative of chewbacca with all that hair, probably a spitting image if you was stoned.

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Did you know Andy B is now Mylon? I just figured he went on vacation somewhere, sounds a whole lot better than reading peoples retarded posts about "do you think I'm pregnant because my neighbor staired at me sun bathing for over an hour and I missed my period?" freaking valley girl convoy happening around here! time for a vacation without AB.

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Is it legal for the US government to pay bribes in other countries? Your right, we should use intimidation with nukes, turn Pakistan and the rest of the middle east "minus Israel" into a parking lot; then we should please God the father by making the country of Israel a whole lot bigger.

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Take a moment to consider just how vast our universe is:a trip to the closest star would take in excess of 10,000 years one way, believe it? It really depends on technology, that and practical experience in space travel, we still really havent gone anywhere.

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Why are teenagers invading AB and being rude? How do we really know who is a teenager and who is not, theres plenty of everyone else being rude.

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In the future will the constitution just be an outdated piece of paper? Obama will write a new one with his signature since he has proclaimed himself a forefather "dictator".

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Men: Angelina Jolie or Jennifer aniston..which one would you kick out of bed? One has to go! For how long? I would do both of them, Angelina was into that freaky blood letting and Jennifer seems like a spooner but has horrible foot odor, might as well do them both.

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Is 2012 the year the 99% finally win? Not according to the Mayans, sorry dude, your going to die and the 1% will piss on your mass grave.

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Could a Three Mile Island happen in the US? It already happened with our Government.

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Do you like egg sandwich? Egg sandwich is good, depends on how its made.

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What is your favorite website? bloomberg

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Why are human bodies sometimes so gross? What's the point of that? Thats nature, one big mess.

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Who should I do first? Do pippa, shes got a hot @ss.

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The Mayans just invaded.... What can we do? Help! Quick! start throwing thumbtacks on the ground, it worked on the hippies.

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Do you think your mother would slap me? Possibly.

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People now are getting convicted of murder on nothing but very circumstancial evidence. Does this concern you? Depends on the circumstances, give an example, this does concern me.

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How would it feel to have the first Mormon President in the history of our nation? As long as Mitt isnt a closet Muslim and born in Africa with a falsified birth certificate Ill vote for him.

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Welcome to 2012. What do you want this year? I want the stock market to plunge again so I can buy as many dividend paying stocks and end the year wealthy and laughing at all the fools who dumped stocks and bought up gold and honda generators; after going through Y2K and Obama getting elected, I am ready!

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Could the Occupy Wall Street protestors see "the ball" drop? In jail perhaps.

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Can someone from the 1% explain to me why they are better than me? Because like Senator Kerry once said infamously, you did not get good enough grades in school, so now your a loser and have no choice but to serve in the military, and after you retire from that you get to enjoy your military retirement working at pizza hut as a delivery boy, life sucks when you f@ck up in High School.

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If Jesus was real, who is now related to him? Hasnt Obama already claimed he was or is Jesus Christ incarnate? I know he already thinks of himself as the greatest forefather, its either Obama or Al Gore who is God or Allah, I think the American Indians were right, those who want to be Chief should not because they become evil with power, those who are the weakest warriors and do not want to be chief should because they are already humble...

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What will you do in 2012? Same thing I did in 2011, make money.

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Do you have any tactile memories from movies? I love that movie, thats one of my favorite seens, wheat is symbolic for life, its planted, it grows tall and green, then it turns golden and then harvested; it means to me your life must yield something worthy.

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Do you know how i feel? Let me down some of that vodka, dig out the rabbit ears left over from that old RCA TV that doesnt work, mount it to my head with the terminals on each earlobe, tell me what frequency your on, and I think I can accurately tell how you feel my friend, It didnt work for the TV but I think it will work picking up brainwaves, its worth a try.

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Agree or disagree - Coke Zero tastes nothing like real Coke. It still reeks of NutraSweat. The name says it all, ZERO

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Would like hot coffee, iced coffee, hot chocolate, or chocolate milk? Black Greek Coffee, or some of my dads brewed coffee, I swear the spoon almost stands up its so strong.

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I have nothing against OBAMA. However: did he get botoxed? I almost didn't recognize his " full face " the last time I saw him on TV. Thats the new demons hes picked up trying to escape, they dont even like him.

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Do you like your coffee with or without marshmallows? Let me ask ya something pilgrim? would John Wayne a.k.a "The Duke" put marshmallows in his coffee?

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So you had a good day? Yeah it wasnt to bad, cleaned the house, did some yard work, checked up on my portfolio and pissed off a liberal, now I can sleep good with a smile.

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in 2012,will you be loving people you hate now Why would I do that? I hate people for a reason, and people dont change just cause you hated them last year.

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Have the Republican nominees damaged their reputations by putting themselves in the spotlight? And this is coming from Team Obama who hasnt done sh1t in the last 4 years, time to crawl back under that rock liberal troll, your finished.

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Don't cry! Don't raise your eye. It's only _______________________ titty twister!

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Would you like to set an Italian h-o-e on fire and then shoot her??? To much Jersey Shore huh? I felt that many times about snooki, Im past that now, I just want to bone her.

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If you masturbate on a plane, are you hijacking? LOL, what would lowjacking mean? probably involves the Navy.

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Someone should message me...b4 i fall asleep..(yawn...) You should probably pop in a porno and mastuerbate, you will sleep better and have more grown up questions in the morning.

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Where is Mr. Right? Hes having a beer with Mr. Left mulling over all the b1tches hes laid in his life time, it may take awhile.

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Who out there thinks they are naughtier than me...? How old are you anyway?

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hah someone add me on facebook already!!! lol i swear u wont regret it...:P Why? whats going to happen?

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any hot, young and sweet guys out there> read description... $20. says your a spamer, or a transvestite.

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so who wants to message me??? lol You sure got a perty mouth little lady!

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whos horny!?????? there's a question for you...;) Im so horny, if I look at you to long, you will end up pregnant.

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i just wanna throw this out therre-for all you guys: dont b over estimating yourself and buying condems that fit like you sweat pants No problem, I never use them.

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Who wants to cuddle...i'm freezing...:P Have ya had your rabie shots?

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Does breaking the law, shoplifting for example, ever give you a rush...? I tell you what will give you another rush, watching some thief in a foriegn country get his hand cutoff, or line of prisoners for more serious crimes get there heads cutoff one at a time, America talks about justice, some countries practice it.

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Elliot Gould was drinking beer with Tom Skerritt and Donald Sutherland. What brand? . Now why on earth would anyone want to be a celebrity, you cant go out in public ever without being talked about, cant have a beer or smoke a cigarette in peace without a mob of people pummeling you with cameras and questions you dont want to answer, why would anybody do that unless there ego is so huge they love it and need it.

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why is Tom Cruise always climbing buildings ? :-) I think he just likes the adrenaline rush from doing so, I used to be that way when I was younger, loved to do high risk things to feal more alive after facing certain death, German pilots often fly through tornadoes for the same reason.

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My wife did something today that I thought women never do...she called and apologized for being an ass last night. How is this possible?? Its possible she wants to get laid, my wife often does the same behavior when she is looking to score.

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Do you really want a grumpy old man (Ron Paul) in The White House? He reminds you of your dad doesnt he? liberals became liberals because they hate there parents, isnt that right?

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Do you consider Obama an epic failure? Obama is a mistake, the lazy military hating bull dykes that saw him as a messiah was and is an epic failure, all morally God fearing Americans need to get out and outvote the drags of American society before the liberal extremists reduce our country into another epic failure known as Russia.

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You bought GE stock and it went up. If you sell now you've profited by $1000. But what would you do now? Sell? hold? or buy more? I believe I would buy more when the price comes down, Ge stock is also raising its dividends.

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Why did God Organize the Israelites? I dont know, thats a good question, by answering this I will be able to read a good answer from someone, all I know is they are Gods chosen people and bad things happen to those that go against the jews.

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How drunk would you have to be to do me? Ive been so drunk I fell down paralized and still could point out ugly chicks walking around my head and vomit, you would have to put on a dress and lots of makeup and I would still stop you at the penis you were hiding.

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My ex girlfriend who I have a son with smokes pot. What to think about this?? Call CPS and get custody of your kid, if shes getting high in her garage shes not watching over your kid and cannot come to his aid all stoned, anything could happen to him, children must come first.

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The last time I cried was_______________? About 20 years ago, my brother at 19 died of bone cancer, went to his funeral and cried at the wake, after that I became numb to the world, I see the world for what it is and it is full of nettles what used to be idealist roses.

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Who wants ti join me in wishing all of the Jewish ABers a Happy Hannukah? Haves a happy hannukah, and as soon as the crazy black gentile is voted out of office we can be Israels best friend again and wack those Palestinian bast@rds back to the stone age.

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Ho Ho Ho or Ho Ho Hum? Hows about a full fledged bah humbug and I hope yall get crabs next year!

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I have an unexplainable desire for blood? You need iron in your diet, beans are supposed to have a lot of iron, your not a vampire so dont flatter yourself with the dumb idea your going to live forever in a coffin, your body is telling you your lacking iron.

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Where have you urinated other than a toilet? One time I thought I urinated a kidney stone but turned out I was that dehydrated, I imagine trying to urinate a toilet would be murder, you would need a shoe horn or two to make that one happen.

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Are there many business owners on AB? God I hope so, could use a few Wall Street people as well.

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What if anything at all can one say 'GOOD' about Obama? He pisses off liberals more than he does conservatives.

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Who is currently the most powerful human being? Hillary Clinton, shes had a strangle hold on two sets of Presidential balls.

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Why do some people still regard fornication as a sin? It's the 21st century now. Surely anything goes between consenting adults. Rules are made for a reason, there is such a thing as Honor, and having sex out of wedlock is living without honor.

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Do you think President Obama is doing a good or bad job? or just plain horrible? Look at the polls, that will explain everything.

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Any ideas what the mysterious "space ball" that landed in Namibia is? Its Michelle Obama's ride home, she looks just like that alien in the Predator.

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When people back down, are they really backing down or just pretending to? Do you remain suspicious of people like that? Shows they have intelligence, the back side of the hand can inflict more damage unnoticed than the front of the hand seen coming.

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Romney now is being called the "inevitable" candidate. Do you agree or do you think it is evitable? Why? I think any republican candidate would be a better choice then the clown we have sitting in the White House, he will go down in history as "America's Black Nero".

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Has the republican party gone insane? Its Obama's fault.

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Do you believe Galactic Republics like that depicted in Star Wars might actually exist in some distant galaxy or even in our own? By definition Honey Bees would be Republican, the invading bear stealing the bees honey would be democrat.

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Anyone else glad to have Bornabrit back with us? They always come back eventually, should rename this websight Roach Motel, you can check in but you cant check out.

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If George W. Bush could run 4 president again, and ran against Barack Obama, whom would u vote 4 ? George W. Bush of course, two reasons, one being we already know his good points and bad points (unlike Osama which most Americans specifically liberals still dont know him) and two would be because it pisses off liberals.

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Is this a Nazi Pope? I believe he is. He never goes to Israel. He's not welcome there. Wasnt he part of the Hitler youth? kinda like the Occupy Wall Street people? Obama youth?

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blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah? Another fine speach from our commander in chief, every once in a while I swear it turns into wah wah wah wah, like on peanuts when a grown up is talking.

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Do you think Obama is finished? I don't see how he can be reelected. He's a one term failure. He's been dismal on the economy. I believe that man is one of Satans Imps, along with liberal extremists some of which will comment to this answer.

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Why do so many people want to control other people? You should ask a liberal that very question, that seems to be there ultimate adjenda.

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How destructive has Rush Limbaugh been to America? I have often wondered why Rush Limbaugh hasnt ran for President yet, I think he would be one of our greatest Presidents, God Bless that man!

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Are you being serious right now? I stopped being serious right after my first arguement on AB, admit it, you really dont want to hear what I have to say do you?

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where does the minerals of gold come from? I believe it comes from a super nova explosion.

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is there a way to make my first time expierencing anal to not be painfull but enjoyable? Not in the eyes of God.

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Is it OK for men to shed tears? Never, it turns most women off to the point they will start loving you like a brother, and other men will definately not respect you, thats about as bad as either admiting your gay during card night or announcing your a liberal, might end up getting an @ss whoopin over it.

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Have you ever freak out on the airplane? No, I used to be a fuel systems mechanic in the military, aircraft is safer than automobile.

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i showed my friend a couple of photos of my wife naked and now he keeps flirting with her , should i tell her ? Dude! what were you thinking? he obviously thinks you and your wife are swingers, why would you do that? you need to tell this friend shes your wife and your prepared to fight dirty to keep her, tell him to back off or you will destroy him at any cost, make sure you give him a mean face when you say it.

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Any holiday plans? Anyways, just wanted to wish all "Happy Holidays and a Better New Year"!!!!!! From the Hobo. Im staying home with wife and kids in our new home with our plastic tree, Merry Christmas HoboJoe and a Happy New Year to you, and good stock picks from one trader to another.

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how do i keep a dog humping me Have a female who is on her period ride your leg for awhile, that dog will go ape sh1t for your leg.

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Do you take AB to be your lawfully wedded website? I take AB like a drunk prom date, she was fun walking through the door but in the end I know she will never put out drunk from all the spiked punch.

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How long will it be before hand held electronics will be powered by converted kinetic energy generated from humans? Never, people are lazy by nature, this is the reason we made gadgets, get out of doing work.

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Do you think women have a mindless chit chat gene? I can't get over how many women literally never shut their pieholes. I think its a liberal thing, has nothing to do with gender, liberals have to talk constantly otherwise no one will listen to them.

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how can you buy a dildo without your parents finding out? Have an older friend buy it for you

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What do you think is the biggest threat to America, Big Business or Big Government, or? Corrupt Government.

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so Kim Jong II has died. What now for N Korea? They will do nothing and be oppressed by another dictator.

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How far does the Free Speech thingy go? How is "I want you dead" different from "I'm going to kill you"? Can you be charged either way? Either response is a threat and very childish, Im not a lawyer so I dont know if you could be charged for saying that, I just think that free speech should be valued no matter how much you want to shut the other person up

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Im 15 and I want to have sex with somebody im not allowed to hang out with. im a little bit nervous about sneaking out. what should I do? I hope you used protection since you probably already done it 4 hours ago.

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Gays in the military; "Why do you want to deny them their freedom when they’re fighting for your rights?" Because Homosexuality is an illegal form of sexual intercourse and the military does not like hiring people that break the law.

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When in doubt, ________. lick it, then stick it.

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If you think that protesters destroying property is bad, what do you think of the Boston Tea Party? Huh ok, so if you think a date rape is bad, what do you think of Obamacare?

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Anybody ever deliberately expose yourself at your windows, in hopes there's a peeping Tom around to see you? I always do that in motels. I did that in a bar in Korea, bastards cut me off from alcohol so I showed them my Jimmy on my way out.

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Is Red Velvet cake delicious? Yes it is, I like Pecan pies the best, liberals want to tax these items.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? None, because after the Democrats are finished messing things up, light bulbs will be illegal and no longer for sale, welcome back to the middle ages courtesy of the tree huggers.

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how do you make hot water? Some gold flakes and a hot chicks floating panties and braw could make water hot.

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Do you feel safe in the car? Never, why? because its moving.

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In '87 George H. W. Bush said, "I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens." How do you feel about him being president? Wow George Sr said that? we should pass a bill that would have him elected as President for life; and God Bless America!

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What do you believe is the biggest difference between rich people and poor people? Rich people dont just make an income, they build wealth; poor people are those that refuse to give up one penny of there income they have squandered for useless items, they find it easier to just blame people that look like there rich.

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If governments get control of the internet, will they be able to control the books you read? Websites you visit? People you email? Uhh, does that mean they will take away MILF Hunters and that Captain Stabbin? might as well recycle the computer and go back to the closed off section of the video store again dangit!

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Do you believe dreams or nightmares can possibly mean anything? Do you think they might be meant to help you? Why? I never took it seriously but the last 10 years I have discovered that I dream about someone I know from the past it usually means they have just died and they have come to say goodbye, Ive been able to do this my whole life its just the last 10 years I stopped ignoring it like athiests like to ignore something more than the obvious.

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If China attacks S. Korea and Japan to reclaim territory rightfully theirs by history (or for whatever reason), what would happen? Most likely China would become larger but will have broken United Nations Treaties to do it which would lead to severe sanctions, close to what has been applied to North Korea, the sanction that would criple them the most would be cutting them off of world oil.

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When Egypt breaks it's peace treaty with Israel and starts a war, how long before Obama blames Bush? Obama has blamed Bush so many times I no longer pay attention to anything long mack daddy has to say, seriously if Obama is on TV I just switch it off, reelection is coming I pay attention to that.

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Times Magazines heroes, the OWS scum, throws flares, bottles, iron bars and paint bags at police, but the TEA party were "violent" ? It means we have way to many trouble making liberals in this country and we need to start hunting these people down and dispatriot them out of this country and patriate them into Africa were they can worship soon to be Ex President Obama all day long and sponge off some other society that will except there BS.

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who is your fav/ideal ABer? :D My two favorites are NavyBoy and OldSchool, they are so easy to piss off and manipulate, trollin is so much fun with weak minded people such as they.

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I have a 2000 Pontiac Gran Am. Sub-frame broke into., was replaced by used car dealership mechanic, isn't it illegal to use junk yard parts As long as the part is inspected and passes for serviceability it makes no difference where it came from as long as they dont try and pass it off as new.

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Yet another threat of government shutdown on deck? Shut it down. Stop the threats...do it. Are y'all only show, no go? Should have elected McCain.

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Why does President Obama have to keep Joe Biden VP in his second term? Better question, Why would the American People ever vote for another Democrat again?

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In one word, how would you describe god? Patience

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Why do libs hate me, (Rhetorical) Its because they fear you and what you have to say, make them all crawl back under the rock they came from.

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Does anyone else hate talking on the phone and avoid it all costs? I didnt used to hate answering the phone until serving in the military, every time you pick up the phone its could be an emergency or some VIP and your responsible for getting the information correct, I catch myself cussing everytime my cell phone rings, I am afraid of my own phone.

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Why do republicans, democrats and liberals or whomever else always insult each other like little spoilt brats? Because those damn dirty liberals are apes.

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My husband and I just got orders to Korea! :( Does anyone know how much it is to fly my dog to Korea? I strongly suggest finding a home or a friend to watch the dog while your gone, Koreans love dog as in eating them, my first day in South Korea, a Tsgt and I stopped at a terriyaki bar and had something off the menu, the dish had a sweet taste to it and I could hear what sounded like a pet shop in the back of the restaurant, I believe the Tsgt knew what it was because he had been there before,...

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What difference have you made to the world? Its arrogance to think you know what you have contributed to the world, the real impact of what you have truly done is what others who know you say what you have done.

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Should we let convicts decide their own punishment? Read description before replying. Convicts gave up there rights and decision making when they broke the law, they are subjects to societies will and not there own.

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Why do cops think they are right when most of the time they are wrong? Lets think about the rationality behind this, first of all your angry and cannot see clearly, law enforcement must maintain authority despite being wrong, they are not going to waste time debating with you if they are right or you are right, thats not how authority works; secondly, dont you think its an impossibility for any officer to know just you? you call them stupid and ignorant because...

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How would you kill time on a 15 hour flight? I settle into a meditative state, I think about my life and the struggles Ive had to endure and how I should have done things differently, mostly I think about things to invent or reinvent

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What do you call a homeless conservative? Still more honorable than the most successful liberal who stole it from the conservative before he became homeless.

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Was Elise from Hell's kitchen hot or just me? No just you, you are hot.

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Why don't people push over their refrigerators when they get mad? Because every year a few people die from doing that, vending machines have killed more angry people rocking them back and forth, a fridge could do the same thing.

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why does every u.s aspiring president/previous/current/ and politicians kiss isreal's butt??? Because its still one nation under God.

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Really? Really? Really? Hard to believe isnt it?

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Is it not so much that Atheists are bad people but that their values cannot be trusted since based on the "NOTHING" in which they believe? I think what is distrusting about someone who believes in nothing is they can make up there own morality and call it normal, there only bound to whatever society dictates and even then they will bend those laws to suite there own vanity; people of faith are bound to there God and believe what they do in this life will effect them personally in the after life; and so I would never trust an...

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"If you're an American citizen and betray your country. Your not going to be given a lawyer." Will you miss the 6th amendment ? If you betray your country, you deserve a firing squad, you have given up all your rights when you turned on your own country, only a treasonous back stabbing liberal would contest this.

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What is a means of portable electricity? Three gerbals, two that row a boat in a fish tank and one that says row, the rowing powers a generator, saw it on a commercial.

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Are you banging? Weylon, dont take this the wrong way but you are in badly need of a blow up doll for christmas, one that looks like Jenna Jameson.

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Are priests that have molested young boys still going to heaven? Only God has the right to judge, if we were to say then we would in fact be no different then Lucifer and his vanity, men cannot know the mind of God.

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How do I confront my boyfriend about him talking to another girl? Why dont you just make it easier on yourself and move on, find a guy thats not playing games; you dont need a reason to break up, just do it.

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Is the US Declaration of Independence illegal? Yes its illegal because Al Gore and Barack Obama never signed it in 1776, aparently they both feel we need to first apologize to the Queen for being American.

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is it true that if you dream about someone that means that they miss you? My dreams work like that often, most of the time when I dream of someone I havent seen in a while, it means there dead or just died, very wierd.

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Is Obama the most manly President ever? Compared to Putin hes more like Prince Charles compared to Charleton Heston, total pansy @ss.

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Do you think if there are less Republicans in congress that Obama could do better a second term? His own party dont know what to do with him, hes not a team player that much he has established, another 4 years would be a complete waste.

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Why don't you like the clone of Hitler to be your butler? Im letting him do OJT so he will have a real occupation to fall back on after he looses the 2012 reelection.

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Is there a feasible way for one person to make mankind extinct or to bring about our extinction event? If so, how? Convince most of the population that a doomsday event is coming and has been covered up by all governments for decades, most people will riot and burn the world down.

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Are you a birther? Yes, I believe Obama was born in Africa, he is holding the executive office illegally and anything he is doing should be considered null and void because of it.

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Should we elect William Shatner President? After all, Canada is sort of like America, right? Might as well, that is were most of our jobs went, that and China, maybe Jackie Chan can be the next Prez.

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Did Neal Patrick Harris have an affair with Smurfette? Who hasnt?

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What is the difference between Honkey and Cracker? Depends on how badly you pissed off the brothas.

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How should I go about stretching my septum from 16g to 14g? How about do neither, if God didnt put a hole there than that means you dont need one.

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Should AHNULD run for President? Sure he wasn't born here, but at least he's been honest about it. Sure why not, constitution dont mean dick anyhow, Arnold is married into the same family that photo copied Obamas Birth Certificate right on the Kennedy breakfast nook.

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Why don't they just shred the Constitution, nobody follows it anymore anyway, right? Might as well, didnt work when Obama refused to show proof of his birth certificate, we voted in an African and nobody cares.

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Why does a newborn Homo Sapiens take longer to mature than other mammals? Most likely because humans no longer have to grow up fast, theres nothing threatning our survival other than viruses and other humans, 100 years ago kids grew up fast to survive, these days they smoke pot, live with mom and dad until there 40, and play video games all day, maybe they will grow up at 45.

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Why are kids so CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!????^.^ After having two of them, Im convinced Robin Williams was right, they are born cute so parents dont eat them.

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Is it OK to briefly leave a child alone in a parked car? I dont know, is it ok to steal other peoples children when a self absorbed dipsh1t parent makes it so easy? In the wild, animals often target other animals children because its an easy meal.

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So someone requested to be my friend today he lives in egypt and I have the strangest feeling I know him from somewhere what does it mean? It means your about to trust someone you dont know and get used in the process.

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Do you come here to argue? If so, why? Yes, it gives me a hard-on when a group of ding dongs decide to start an argument thinking they are going to win and all they do is get mad I make sure of it.

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NASA's Kepler telescope has just spotted a special planet that is very simular to earth. Do you think life will be discovered? Hey! maybe they got oil!

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Michigan counties have $11,700 worth of snow cone machines courtesy of Homeland Security. Do you feel safer now? MMMM I sure do love a glass of Merlot next to a crackling fire.

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Why can't liberals make out with conservatives? Because Conservatives are worried about two things that could come about from f@cking a Liberal, one is garaunteed they will get an STD or multiple STDs, two there bank account will be destroyed from some electronic scanner, liberals are immoral whores and thieves, parasitic by nature.

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Have you ever loosened a nut? Liberals are already to loose, ask Bill Clinton.

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What have you learned from your enemies? That the truth doesnt matter, destroy them with mindgames.

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Will they eventually tax sex? Finally! democrats are going to pay taxes.

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"Nothing you say makes any sense." How would you feel if someone said this to you? I would take offense, they are calling me a Liberal.

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I've noticed alot of athiests roaming around, has the anti Christ spread so far? I guess they will all find out after God sends them to Hell and Lucifer is working them over, bet these dumb@sses will still deny God exists; oh well, they were all warned many times over.

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Atheists & theists- what brings you to answerbag? To cause mayhem whenever possible.

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LOL Obama thinks he's the incarnation of Teddy Roosevelt, can you imagine him hunting wild bears? What? last month he was talking about working rice patties in Indonesia as a child leading a team of water buffalos, does Obama even know Obama?

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Was it my hymen that broke? Dang girl! sounds like your BF is a sexual tyrannosaurus, better put that boy on a leash, slip him some salt petter or spend all his money so he will be busy working to make it back.

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What is the feeling you get when you look to the West? My spirit starts crying for leaving.

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Mommy, why is Daddy's Facebook status say 'single'? Because I left him a single testicle after the last time he cheated!

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Mommy, is daddy a vampire then?? No he just forgot to floss his teeth again, string cheese is just nasty.

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Mommy, did you get daddy from the jungle? he climbs trees,eats raw meat and acts weird. Its the Superbowl, stay out of his way and get him another beer.

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Mommy, is daddy from a different planet? No Son, thats not your Daddy, thats the Dog, go put your glasses back on before you hurt yourself.

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What will happen to me when I bang my head on the cash register in Kmart in public for fun in front of the cashieer and why? The Cashier will scan your head as a marked down perishable melon.

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Mommy, why does Daddy sleep with his iPhone more than you? Dont worry about it dear, daddys expecting a perscription cocaine shipment any day now and has to be close to the phone, smoke your rock and go to bed, and remember to puff puff pass with your sister.

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I have a suggestion on how to keep a city crime free. Opinions? Lets put the bite behind the bark, instead of interrogation lets go straight for a caining in public.

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isnt it sad that little girls fall head over heals whith that girly-boy Justin Beiber? Must be doing something right, hes got girls and money, what else is there?

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Does your partner annoy the sh!t out of you? Mine is sticking duct tape to my head as i type. Its a sign of horniness, shut down the computer and go have nasty sex, make a Jr. Ombliss22.

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Why do some people post offensive material on AB when they know perfectly well it is against the terms of use? Probably bored and out of anything to ask about, actually I enjoy stupid questions, I get to post stupid answers back and act like an @ss doing it, gets your ya yas out.

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If you have one wish granted just by pushing a button, the only catch is that someone you don't know will die, would you push the button? I saw that episode of twilight zone, you push the button and someone dies, then someone else pushes the button and you die, no thanks.

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Isn't it sexy knowing that we women were once part of a man's body & came out of it? It takes two to make a child, your dad blew his load to soon to pull out, your mom pushed you out of the same place she pees, and probably sh!t on you doing it, doesnt sound to sexy to me, in fact it sounds downright creepy to use the word sexy and parents in the same paragraph.

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Daddy, why does Mommy Twitter with that strange man? Relax boy! its just your Uncle Daddy! show some respect!

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What if Adam killed the serpent to protect Eve? Then God would have killed Eve to prove a point; what! what now! told ya not to be eating from that tree!

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Poor OWS protesters, claming they need psychiatric counciling after being evicted from their illegal camps. You want tax dollars to pay? Back in the day, in Russia, those types of people would have ended up taking a trip out in the woods never to be seen again; the United States is way to soft on bums and career minded criminals thanks to the Liberals.

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In order to get something, one has to give something - Agree or Disagree? absolutely.

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You planted what in your garden? Virginia Gold tobacco and asparagus.

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Atheist: Are you aware the prophet daniel foretold the destruction of America? (Daniel chapter 7) I think it starts with liberals, they are Satans Imps and tirelessly work towards destroying our society.

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What happens to someone if they commit a sin while they are in heaven? Thats a good question.

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Can I give you a pie smash, nut tap, b*tch slap? Dang! is that anything like a supersalad? they keep asking me that at restaurants and I keep saying yes please.

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How can I prove to this girl that I am a normal guy? I got an answer for you, tell her to go f@ck herself and ask her sister out.

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If regulations are bad, why do Republicans pass MORE laws regulating what I can, and can't do with my own body? Are you sure its just Republicans? last I checked it is the Democrats attack on cigarettes, taxes on luxury items IE candy tax, and a shadowy Government Healthcare plan that does all that, sure is a far cry from the hippy movement that became the yuppies and now they are the very embodiment that caused the 60s civil unrest, kind of ironic isnt it.

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Vendetta. A prolonged/bitter feud. If it is one-sided however it doesn't make any sense. Ever been involved in a one-sided feud? Why? Because blood calls it must be spilled.

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Should the Army have a special unit that just wanders around looking for kids about to do something stupid and tells them not to, then makes Why should the Army do something like that when civilians could get off there fat @sses and do it themselves, takes a community to raise children or correct young confused "liberal" adults.

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Do you know anyone that died from heroin? I have a cousin who looks like the living dead from 50 years of heroin use, seriously I dont know why he is still alive.

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My own mother hates me. Wow, could be worse, your mother could simply abandon you and your father for a southern babtist preacher and pretend like your not her child, I understand some of your frustrations but you do not know true hatred, your mother has not given up on you why because she is still there and obviously she is still listening to you.

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Who put the punk in punctuation? That would have to be AndyB.

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Did General Tso serve under Cao Cao or Liu Bei? What? that wasnt on the menu, I had the general tso with pepsi? dangit! I wish chinese drinks was on the menu.

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Herman Caine is to a Kindle Fire as Obama is to a ________________. Cold juicy turd.

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What causes folks to badmouth others? Why do they continue to be the worst they can be rather than the best? What do they get out of it? A sense of payback for all the badmouthing they took, Oprah calls it paying it forward.

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There us a saying "The devil you know isn't as fearsome as the one you don't". Do you agree with that or are all Devils equally scary? Thats why you should keep your enemies close so you know what there thinking, nothing scarier than the devil you dont know.

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Alabama's new anti-illegal immigrant law has arrested a German auto executive and a Japanese worker. Racial profiling? LOL, how is it racial profiling if its two men of a different race? and Im sure both companies operating in the state of Alabama can function just fine without one executive and one worker, stop and think before you post crap.

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Depressing but true: the earth does grow more and more inhospitable toward human presence. Can we still change it ? Thats very arrogant, as if we are masters of this planet not true, people are not a priority on planet earth, planet earth is not a priority for the sun, the sun is one of billions and its a small one, the universe could wipe us out at any time without knowing we were once briefly there.

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85-year-old migrant smuggler ring gets 2½ years prison. Should she be pardoned and set free to live her life out peacefully? The United States needs to take over Mexico and any other country whom cannot keep its occupants from migrating, Make Mexico into 5 States.

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Christians: God is love with morals, why do some of you feel as long it's love involved homosexuality is okay? The bible is very clear on homosexuality, people might forget or make up excuses but in the end they will have to answer to God and hes not going to be fooled, this is the same God that would destroy unclean priests in his temple.

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im at the mall... who am i looking for? Your mom, shes with me.

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There's a cool new member in Town called AnonymousBoy! Who wants to make him feel welcome? :D Welcome to the Hotel California, dude you seriously messed up joining this sight.

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Guys, do you like to impregnate Lady G? How many kids could Lady G have? seriously she doesnt have the right birthing hips a healthy women needs, she might be able to have 1 maybe 2 kids both C section, Pink on the other hand could probably have a tribe of kids with little complications and she looks healthy, Id rather have kids with Pink.

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i had a wound on my lips before i smoked crystal meth. now that part of my lips is swollen. is that harmfull? Whats the point telling you anything, your already dead or going to die from doing that stuff; make sure you give your mother and father a hug and apologize to them for killing yourself despite all the hard work they invested in you before you wake up dead.

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Are cats certifiably insane? Ask Old School, hes got a library of cats he posts.

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Would we be friends if I bit your ear? Ever seen the third movie in The Godfather?

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Conservatives: Should welfare include assisted suicide? Yes, and that would thin out the majority voting for democrats.

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Men: in your own words what do you consider a feminist woman ? A women that tries to do something she cannot do without a mans help, it would be easier if you just asked, same applies to men who try to do things a women is better suited to do.

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Is the "Old Testament" the most widely followed religious scripture in the world? Well if it isnt, it should be, its an interesting read.

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If George Bush (the younger) could run again against the current crop of GOP prez candidates, would you prefer him to any of them? Why? I would prefer George Bush because I already know what hes capable of, the rest of them are untested, they could talk the talk and end up a dud like Obama.

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55 car pile up here this morning. How does this happen? Somebody was gettin a hummer, my wife stopped doing that after I took a 25 mph turn at 60.

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Educated Britons speak the Queen's English. Whose English do educated people of the U.S. speak? Appalatian English, the rest of the country is dumb, country folk can survive.

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How long and how wide is a man's THING normally? I never owned one, I have a 63 beetle and I believe there roughly the same frame.

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Do you invest in the stock market? What kind of investing strategy do you use if you do? I choose stocks that pay reasonable dividends, I never sell unless the dividend drops off, theres more money made doing that than trying to do it with price movements.

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Does cold weather excite any part of you? My @ss, that wants to get out of it and get next to a fire with a cup of joe.

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Will God roast you alive forever and ever without end for putting up a Christmas tree? No Im pretty sure he would not be to happy if we started calling it an Ahla tree, thats what that Holiday tree sh!t means isnt it? a certain somebody in office apologizing for the rest of us being American, should deport his treasonous @ss back to Kenya and his liberal socialist IMPS can follow him there, most of answerbag would empty out.

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im a bi 17 y.o boy, and wanna find a gay/bi teen boy to experiment with to make sure i have homo feelings but dont know how. any ideas? Join the Navy, they also support the Clintons.

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Lady Gaga or Miss Krabappel from The Simpsons, which one is your hero(ine)? My favorite heroines are the ones that serve in the military, 18 years old and already took out a raghead and didnt forget to wish there kids happy birthday over the internet.

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Do you feel that everyone is selfish, when it comes down to it? Yes, instead of making up excuses and trying to believe that its not, embrace it and use it to your benefit, understand your environment so that you may avoid the pitfalls.

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The voices in my head are slurring their words. Does that mean their drunk? Your CPU is overloading, hurry up and carry out your hitlist so you can delete those files and free up memory, thats what my voices often tell me.

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Would you like to know the day you’re going to die ahead of time? Why or why not? No one can tell you that, if they did they would be wrong, it could come at any moment depending on circumstances, shouldnt worry about it, death is as glorious as birth, birth and death is a change of state.

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can i just marry rich? I dont think Jughead is going to like it.

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If you had the option to forsake your humanity and live forever, your consciousness I mean, as a machine would you choose to do so? If you lost your consciousness then you wouldnt be living, you would in fact be dead and a machine would be operating with your image; your humanity is everything, you were born, you lived and you will embrace death with dignity as a human, no machine can have humanity.

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Who influences you the most now? Its always been my father, he got me into long term investing and embracing God after years of me having an atheistic outlook, to be without faith is to be lost.

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Justine Beiber and Selena Gomez..isn't she the luckiest person on Earth? Justine..not Selena. Some men struggle there whole life to put bread on the table for wife and kids and this little turd sings a few songs, has a hot girlfriend, has a cocky smug attitude and still not old enough to drop his balls, charming!

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Is it true that Obama traveled back in time to singlehandedly win WW2? Typical liberal rationality when faced with ultimate defeat.

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Libs: Does it ever enter your mind that if everyone felt as "entitled" as you feel, there'd be no one to provide your "entitlements"? Liberals dont care, they really are leaches, they dont care about anyone else but themselves.

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I'm a Nazi fanatic. So how do I become anorexic! Easy, vote in another democrat socialist, they will take the food out of your hands and give it to some bum, presto now your both anorexic.

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Why are so many people offended by the word Christmas? Those people are also offended by freedom of speech when it conflicts with there own speech, in other words liberals.

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2005 Newt Gingrich in favor of mandatory health insurance for those earning over $50k. Is he now? Is he a secret socialist? Look up the definition of Socialism, I think your confused as usual, ah hell what can you really expect from liberals, that is how they became one in the first place.

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When will we get to mars? Never, as long as there are liberals we will always be in debt.

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Let's play psychic. What are your predictions for the year 2012? Not much until the last couple of months before December, survival stocks will jump, people will start buying Gold, and Honda generators, about how Y2K evolved, and of course when the end doesnt happen people will focus on a new end date and I can pick up a used Honda generator dirt cheap.

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It's undeniable the republican party has moved farther to the right. Which direction has the democrat party moved ? A step closer to communism, the democrats are evil and must be replaced with a responsible party

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“The trouble with quotes from the internet is that its difficult to determine whether or not they are genuine”. Abraham Lincoln?! LOL, sounds like liberal editing gone obvious, more specifically Al Gore isms.

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Have you seen a Bald-Ass Eagle? Oh my bad, I thought you typed bad ass eagle.

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Have you seen a Bald-Ass Eagle? I used to work on them back in the day, the F-15 is a bad ass piece of machinery that totally smoked the Navy one year, there still pissed.

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Should the US government use predator drones and death squads against street gangs? Now why would they do that? it was the government that created street gangs to combat the black panther movement, that and drugs, it works politically to, why else is the government becoming more ineffective and the masses more divided? Napoleon called this "divide and conquer".

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Do you think Obama will even bother letting there be an election? That guy has got so many enemies right now Im surprised he has not been asked to step down, its not that hes stupid because he is not, its the fact he cannot get along with others and has managed to alienate himself politically by being stubborn, and scared the sh!t out of almost all Americans by hints of socialism, after 4 years nobody really knows this guys intentions, personally I think he...

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Conservatives: Would you do away with public assisted housing because it is a handout and you worked hard for you house? It was the Liberals that created this mess in the first place.

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American Airlines is bankrupt, how many hours will it take Obama to blame Bush and the TEA party? He will address the nation again and blame Bush, the tea party, the wealthy, and probably suggest another occupy wallstreet but this time it will cripple all U.S. air traffic, and these goofy @ss liberals will make up more pathetic excuses defending him and blame republicans starting with Reagan, most likely.

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Do you believe that you should be married b4 you have sex I believe its very foolish to engage in sex without marriage.

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Do French Girls like American men? The French smell funny.

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Many Americans think they won WWII. Are they aware that 3/4 of German fatalities died on the Russian front? Dumn dumn, why did Hitler decide to invade Russia? its because he was getting his @ss kicked trying to take England with US involvement, try reading history some time.

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Do you take good care of your property? Do you repair it if needed or just junk it and buy new stuff? When you tire of it, what happens? I take good care of my property and everything else that I own, I try to repair and maximize the use out of everything, even if I was wealthy I would still behave the same do to my frugal upbringing.

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There are worse things than lying to and cheating on your wife apparently/being a Liberal for one. At least some think so. Do you? Why? Has to do with the Liberal lifestyle, marraige would be a continuation of that, lying cheating, swinger parties, screwing your best friends wife and daughter when hes away at work.

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Are liberals better people because they don't call conservatives nasty names, like they do the libs??? Liberals have earned most of those names.

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Obama's approval rating is 43%. Do you approve? If so, of what do you approve? I think he's another George Bush. So what's to like? Im surprised its up so high, its time to get him out and go for some new meat.

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Do you value honesty? A politician says "I'm untrustrustworthy and greedy and I will ignore your needs". Do you vote for him/her? Why? I value honest but I dont expect it, I would not vote for a politician like that because he/she is lazy, if your going to become a professional lier, at least make a good attempt.

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What are the chances of my gf being pregnant if it was only in for about 20 seconds and maybe only an inch in at the most without a condom? Like purplecows said, doesnt matter, she could go out and get prego from a guy that sticks it to her like she owes him money or he just came out of jail and then claim you got her prego, smooth move exlax.

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Will the Earth survive 2012? You better get right with God.

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2012, are we all gonna dieeeeeee??? No just are way of life, city folks is all gonna die, why? because country folk can survive.

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When playing chess is it an advantage to be black or white? Psychological, the exact same rules apply regardless of color pieces.

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It will soon be a crime to manufacture a 100-watt conventional light bulb. What do you think of this Bush signed bill? Liberal troll hard at work, most amusing.

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I donts know how to builds coffee. I puts it in the toaster ovens and no coffees comes out, I don't understand? You forgot to say please.

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What are your underwear doing off? My balls itch, better break out the fabris, they smell like a loaf of bread.

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I think Adele is the best female vocalist out there today, bar none. Disagree? If so, who's better? That's my challenge. Celine Dion would outsing her anyday of the week, what now!

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Some go out of their way to be kind...others go out of their way to be un. Is it due to parenting style? Kind parents raise kind children? Thats not how it goes, kind parents usually raise "A"hole children because they are pushovers, "A" hole parents usually have nice kids as a result.

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Now, look at her picture. What do you think of this girl? I think Keysha is right, I wouldnt post this picture, there was this teenager that was doing this for her boyfriend and he shared it all over the internet, she was recieving rape messages from bodybuilders or something like that, saw the story on 20/20, seems to be a real problem these days with teenagers and texting, I would avoid this like the plague.

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So, AB finally got rid of most of the spammers? I've been gone for a few months, How did they do it? I hadnt noticed, oddly enough they disappeared about the same time as the Occupy WallStreet bums showed up.

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What is the benefit to those who are insulting to others on AB? They swing slowly in the wind by a rope of their own making. Do they know? They do it because they can, all one has to do is disappear for 6 months change there name and avatar and there no longer dangling from a rope.

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What is the best way to annihilate a soda can? Stop drinking soda.

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Does anybody know what this song is? It has a girl singing something ominous in a high pitched voice as the background to a rap Its all high pitched noise anymore.

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The best apologies are those that come from those who would love to retract/rescind the hurtful words but know they cannot. Do you agree? I think the best apologies are the ones not given, who can respect someone who apologieses, sure you might like them but at the same time they are weak.

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Do you fight fair or does winning mean more than being fair? Why? There is no such thing as fighting fair, attack first, inflict the most damage and call it a day.

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I wonder why those who tell others how to live/what to think believe they know best? Is it hope,faith,illusion? Something else? What? I will tell you what it is, its socialistic democrats contaminating our precious bodily fluids!

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Man Arrested For having sex With 7 different Sheep. Was he arrested because the sheep felt he cheated on them? I think they were all under age, he was being a baaahd boy.

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weird my left side of my body went temperaly numb but aint dont it anymore what could this be? You got yourself a pinched nerve,, this might help, take your wallet out of your back pocket.

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Is it wrong to be an Atheist? Only if you prefer Hell and damnation.

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I'm always a little melancholy this time of year, missing the times and people that used to be here. All good memories. You too? No, not all good memories, this time of year I wish I could go back and get revenge on jerks I used to know during the holidays.

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Fox News, do you find it becoming a lot more liberal? I dont watch Fox News, I prefer Bloomberg.

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"No. You're just plain stupid." Do you ever get the urge to say that? The solution is simple, dont read there comments, the more they argue the more people will avoid them and whomever they are arguing with regardless of the topic or who thinks they are right, answer once and dont look back, those people usually dont need help looking stupid.

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What is your normal pooing pattern? Well sometimes its the SS Minnow, other times its the Bismarck, after taco night I can expect the Titanic to pay a visit, if its old chilli and a 6 pack of bud it might come out as the Kraken.

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Do you take Answerbag too seriously? Hardly, if you take this site seriously you will end up in PB before to long

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Would you ever allow your wife to have sex with other men? No self respecting man would allow that, might as well where a sign on your backside that says kick me.

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What's left of the "occupiers" camp in the cold while OWS organizers stay in a $700/night hotel. Alas, a REAL 99% and 1% scenario? And while all this was going on, I got paid twice in dividends from companies listed on the New York Stock Exchange.

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Dead tree stumps found below high tide indicate that sea level was once ____ which in turn indicates that temperatures were once ______. It would also depend on other factors to rule out first, plate techtonics being one of them.

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Have you ever asked or responded to a question on AB and later wish you hadn't? Plenty of times, but I respond differently these days, if I dont like you I will answer once and mute out your comments, leave you to rant.

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Do you ever feel as if you need an exorcist to get rid of some of the people you attract? There is something about you they are drawn to, figure out what it is they want and stop feeding them, they will move on.

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D you respect your elders or is that something that is long-gone and will never return? Do you expect people to respect you? Why? Depends on who that elder is, Charles Manson will never get my respect.

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If some bizarre global event boosted all livestock's intelligence to human or near-human intelligence, would you stop eating them? No, in fact since there smarter I might eat more of there brains

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Ever have a new person join the firm and immediately try to change things without understanding what was needed? How long did he/she last? My guess is 4 years, sounds alot like the Obama administration doesnt it?

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is she coming on to me? I would say yes she was making her intentions clear, but doing her would be a mistake, husband would probably retaliate in some way, secrets dont stay secrets for long and it could be she just wants to make her husband jealous, whatever her reasoning I would stay away from that senario, only trouble can come from that.

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Who wants to suck a 16 year olds dick Reported as offensive.

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The yearly presidential turkey pardon just happened. Two turkeys get to live. Should the Prez extend that turkey pardon to Congress? I think he fears what Congress would write back since there is a Turkey running the White House.

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If all illegals looked like Brad Pitt or Taylor Swift would we be so eager to send them back to "where they belong"? It would if there sole purpose for being here is to sponge off of our economy and partake in illegal activities just like liberals often do.

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Rush Limbaugh/an uppity rich old white guy called Michele Obama uppity. This is the best the GOP has as a leader? An Uppity old rude dude? Well hes right, she is uppity.

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What were you doing at 12 am last night? Getting it on.

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Rather than burn 10,000+ jetfuel gallons daily, why doesn't Obama run Air Force One on that "clean energy" he's always preaching? My fellow Americans make no mistake; when is was talking about clean energy I was talking about the little people, Im a big time President poppin in and out of Africa with the family and thats just how we roll, yall b!tches be payin for it! peace out.

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Would you laugh if Jimmy Kimmel insulted you on his show? I would thank him for it because while he is roasting, America is paying attention and once you get noticed by somebody opportunities open up, air time is priceless.

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Would you perfer to ride a bicycle or motorcycle? A bicycle because its easier to smoke at lower speeds, motorcycle you have to pull over.

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I can't believe they took their children to _______. Hair, my idiot mother tried to do that and she got booed out of the place, I was only 5 at the time and she still denies that and all of the drugs she took, always someone elses fault.

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What would your famous last words be? F@ck this sh!t, Im going to Disney World.

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What is the last place on earth you want to be? Lost at sea, that would be a slow death in a wet desert.

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What worries you the most about death? Mostly whats going to become of all my possessions, things Ive kept safe since childhood.

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Would jews be less uptight if they had the odd bacon sandwich? I think theres a special place in Hell for those that f@ck with Gods chosen people.

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Why won't America leave Iran alone?.... If Iran wants to have nuclear weapons then that's their business. Answerbag really should consider a team of prescreeners before allowing an ignorant question or statement to be posted, I think the "am I pregnant" questions show more intelligence than this.

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What do you regret? Does the regret eat you alive? I regret some of the people I have known, Isnt life ironic, it seems when people are being bullies and treating you bad its usually when your not in a position to retaliate and hindsight is 20/20 on what you could have done in return.

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Are You Voting for Barack Obama in 2012? Never voted for him to begin with and only someone stoned cold stupid would choose a dog that dont hunt.

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Did your parents ever told you that you were an accidental baby? I was the product of a late night romp in a sleeping bag out in a tool shed.

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There's this guy at my job that I see everyday that I haven't really talked to yet that I would love to get in bed. What can I do here? The thought of STDs never crossed your mind?

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Why are people so secretive on AB, not giving their sex or any information about the. They must be deceptive people!!!! Very little information is best, there are people on here with bad intentions, only someone foolish posts personal information on a websight full of argumentive vindictive anybodies.

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How long does it take for the morning-after pill to take effect in a fourteen year old Caucasian male? Dude! have you even dropped your accorns yet? you might make them fall out of your abdomen taking feminine crap.

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What is something that should never be taken seriously? Political extremists, the ones that post pictures expressing there hatreds.

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Occupy Wall St showed how to move basic sanitation and health backwards by centuries. Alas, an achievement? Its a Liberal Socialist adjenda, they want to protect the planet by reducing society back into the stone age, seems to be where there mental capacity is at as well.

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Can you trust anyone?? My biggest mistakes in life has been trusting people, I must share what was told to me at 35, "trust but verify", all people will betray you eventually and I still hurt from it.

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Should I quit school? I have given up on wanting to try any more...I screwed up badly with a situation, and I just want to leave now... You should first talk with your instructor or advisor before doing something you might regret later.

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If guys can be bitches, can women be dicks? No just a$$holes, nothing tops a dick, thats why men will always get the last word, were dicks, and damn proud of it!

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I want to have sex with my cousin and I dont know how to ask her? How about no, if shes your cousin your kids will look like the kardasians, dont do it, there must be plenty of your cousins friends you could have sex with right?

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Iam 33 years old, i have completely screwed my life up so far..is there still hope for me ? I am 40 and have completely flushed my professional career down the toilet and I still think theres hope for me, havent thrown in the towel yet.

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can i turkey slap you? Only if I get some croutons and a bottle of merlot afterwards, and some yams and whatever turkey hits the floor.

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Did you know that if you eat food, you will die? I heard if you breath air you will die, I bet its a trend; I say eat, drink, smoke, sniff, grimreaper is coming anyway, no fooling him.

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Why aren't soldiers executed for desertion in the United States? Unlike all of these people answering this question I was in the military for 8.5 years and I agree with you, all deserters should be shot peace time or war time, the military has to function as a team and cowardis should not be tolerated for any reason, it should be a swift death sentence.

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Move over Mr. Bromide...I am now the most miserable person on AB...and who here is sick of hearing about it? Not me, I love misery, bring on all your sh!t, Im only happy when it rains.

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How come guys don't like me and don't want to date me? Its because you have not made yourself interesting, try doing something that will draw there attention but nothing dirty.

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How do you ignore people who you know are trying hard to piss you off? Usually I let it go until they feel they can do something mean and try pushing me around, then I strike back and strike hard, most people that have felt my final rath have said I didnt know you were upset! and Ive always told them you wont until I decide to strike, if you keep them guessing they will fear you and leave you alone.

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how horny were you today? I was so horny I repainted my bathroom walls, Yeehaww!

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Do men ever turn down sex from women? When I was young it was hard to say no, the body overides the brain, now that Im older and have had lots of pussy, I can shut off the body and focus on what the f@ck is this b!tch after? money? revenge? this is a tale told thousands of generations, the young never pay heed to the old and what they say.

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Demi Moore is dumping Ashton Kutcher due to his infidelity supposedly..after six years of marriage. Who is surprised it lasted this long? Most of those Hollywood "liberal" marraiges dont last long, I knew this was coming do to there age difference, Demi Moore is OLD and Ashton Kutcher is still sewing his oats.

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Why are so many men becoming pussified these days? Because most of those men grew up without a father, fathers are just as important to a son as mothers are to daughters.

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Why is it that lots of atheists love to get on here and ask theists to prove to them that God exists? Because in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king, an athiest cannot see past whats confirmed, they try to dismiss things that other people have experienced into a rationality that is closed looped, these are people who have no senses at all and are completely blind to even the facts they present, not to long ago I was athiest until I embraced my own experiences which I can no longer...

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For those folks who take great delight in putting down the "occupy" movement...how do you know you're in the right and they're not? Because WallStreeters are working people and the Occupiers are bums, end of story.

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He did it again! Perry says Obama grew up in privileged circumstances. What planet is he from again? Well hes not from Pluto where Obama is currently on.

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XIV – Question: Will you vote for Obama, if not who? I will vote for anyone but Obama, 4 years is enough.

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Do you think "President" Obama is a monster?? Why or why not?? I think hes a potential monster who should be held accountable for the occupy movement he inspired, he wants to destroy America and turn it into a socialist nation.

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I've gotten 4 colds in the past 3 months. Is there something wrong with my immune system? You probably need to look at your dwelling, molds can be deadly.

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For AB members who ask questions...do you prefer answers that are useful/helpful/informative or do you like smart a** insults best? Why? Depends on the question being asked, its either a smart a$$ insult or just flag them appropriately.

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Describe A B site in three words or less? Nothwithstanding the drama in recent weeks although not an endorsement. Fearful Liberal Rampage!

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Is alcohol the scourge of the earth? The scourge of the earth? there is no such condition, this planet will rub us out eventually and it will be like we were never here, the scourge of our society seems to be those that live in excesses of anything, drugs, alcohol, porn, gambling, sugar, smoking, liberal voting, etc.

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RELIGION:suicide is unforgivable,if you kill yourself you go to hell,but if someone wants to kill themselves, they must already be in HELL ? You think you know Hell? no one alive knows Hell, not yet,

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What does bi polar mean? Is that what thats called, I thought it was "MadDogin" one minute your calm, the next your on a rampage.

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Is George Clooney a total pimp or mack-daddy? Or is he just the 'man'? He is a liberal idiot, his head wobbles back and forth like its going to fall off his neck when he talks, its freaky watching him.

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Is mercy killing humane? Do we have the right to assess whether a life is worth living? Were dying every day we live, if your facing a horrible death or imminent death it is an honor to have a friend kill you it at your choosing, die with honor.

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what are some good rant ideas? Anything religious or political, lot of fish jumping from those two topics.

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Who would win in a gun war shooting fight out of ....(National Guard vs U.S. Navy Seals)? Depends on the terrain, intel and access to supplies, also depends on which National Guard; if I were going against the Navy Seals I would first need to know where they were at and form a perimeter around them with exfoliants so i could see them coming, there only as good as the terrain they can hide in, I would use this perimeter to cut off any supply line to them, eventually they have to...

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What is the greatest pain one can experience? Facing the realization that your mother never wanted you and tried repeatedly to get rid of you, then she tells you lies that you were concieved out of rape and that her family called you a bastard when you were born and that they still say it behind your back, then when that doesnt work she starts targeting your father and your wife and children; I have a lot of anger issues to settle,...

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Newt Gingrich is a Freddie Mac "welfare queen"? WTF? This is Old Schools "superior education" hard at work, digging up liberal crap so he can look all intelligent.

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Guess who's back in the mother f*#@$*%# house? Well hey motherf@ck1r! hows it hangin? this house stinks since you been out, you aint missed much.

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Rick Perry is promising Kindle Fires for everyone who votes for him? Is that going to fly with people under 25 who are addicted to Apple? Why Kindle fires? I dont get it.

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Can you hold your own? I prefer to avoid it, kinda hurts when they hit back.

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What type of accent do you most dislike? Massachusetts, there are at least two, an upper and lower, I have to strain to understand what the f@ck they are saying.

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How should I spank my nine year old? Same as any age before 9, make sure you leave no bruises like Mr Ricci Bilotta says.

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World population has boomed from 2.5 billion in 1950 to 7.5 billion today, who is still going to say that humans are not effecting climate? Theres only one answer, humans must reduce there population back to 1950s, we need a world war, a big one, lots of nukes.

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If the "U.S. President" was gonna draft people to fight in a war overseas, shouldn't he draft inmates from prison first? The U.S. Military is based on discipline and following orders, inmates have become inmates because they have no discipline and cannot follow orders, thats why there in a cell with a guard standing outside the cell that can follow orders and has discipline.

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Can you blame protesters for wanting a bigger slice of the O-C-C-U Pie? In the book The Odyssey, suiters occupied Odysseuses house and look what happened to them, all they wanted was a big slice of his pie and his wife to.

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How do you feel when your favourite team loses? They become my favorite team when they win.

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I might be leaving answerbag will you miss me? Ill tell you what big daddy, you quit I quit, we will go out in a blaze of glory, total AB rampage im talking about, screw them all! if they cant take a joke! am I right? can I get an amen brother? hell yeah Ill miss you, but I know youll be back like me so why even bother leaving, bornabrit will come back eventually to.

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Has anyone noticed we have a number of really hateful people on here all of a sudden? This is suppose to be fun... Yes they are a problem, we got people like Old School pointing his finger at everyone with an opinion that doesnt agree with his overeducated way of thinking, well I have just one thing to point out about people like him, beware of the accusor.

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Have you ever forgiven anyone? No, and its most peoples mistake to think that I have, I do not forget.

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Did you know women sometimes poop while giving birth Yah thats why there given an enema

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Guys when you were a preteen boy, did a female babysitter ever touch you inappropriately? No but I was in a foster home for awhile and my foster parents 16 year old daughter used to flash me alot with her bath robe.

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if i sex on june 10 would i get pregnant that day or after Depends on if its the right time of the month.

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The President was flabbergasted when he saw ______________________streaking across the White House lawn! an Asian buffalo

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If I stare at your pussy, will you slap me? I have a dog thats got a snotty nose from my mom and sisters pussys both of them have fleas, they dont mind you staring at there pussys, my snotty dog doesnt like men staring at him though, its a guy thing.

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Should the US mind its own business and just stay out of the Middle East conflicts? In the eyes of God it would be wise for us to take Israels side no matter what, the children of Gods enemies should be our enemies. "Praise his light!"

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Why is is so hard for SOME (not all) Christians to accept... Why is it so hard for other religions to accept the fact that they are wrong and have become subjects of Lucifer? Praise Father Gods Light!

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Can God exist without man? God can exist without liberals, but Satan needs them.

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Can I touch your pussy? I dont have one but my mom does and I think it has fleas! shes keeps telling me to stop touching her if I cant stand the fleas so Ive turned to my sister pussy and damn! my moms pussy gave my sisters fleas! shes ok with my rubbing her pussy as long as I dont rub it to much she says its sensative, I think both of there pussies have been rubbing each other lately, not only that but both of there...

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Obama, a community agitator who never worked a real job in his life, calls businesspeople and the country at-large "lazy". Hypocritical? His reign of liberal "socialistic" tyranny is almost at an end, I hear he wants to retire in indonesia so he can ride on the back of waterbuffaloes all day, thats kind of what he did to the American taxpayer.

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Bold, confident, charismatic, authoritative, simple, direct, ignorant. Is this what we need in the office of prez? We need someone who is for the people and is willing to compromise between the partys, Obama found out he was no Emperor.

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Could Herman Cain's 9-9-9 actually be nein nein nein? Could there possibly be more to him than meets the eye,I,aye? Sounds like your attempting to take Obamas sins and shift it onto Cain, he must be a worthy contender thats got liberals worried.

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What would be the likely result if the president were elected by Congress? You would see Totalitarianism, our government is constructed to share power in thirds, if you took away the peoples right to vote in a President for the executive office and gave that right to Congress, you just made yourself a subject not a citizen, the American government was engineered for this reason, they dont "rule" as some liberal "socialist inspired" extremists suggest, they serve the...

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What do you say when you gotta go poo? I've heard some funny sayings before. (this is for fun). :) Jumpin jehosaphat! ma busquites are burnin! I got that off of Saturday morning cartoons years ago

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Hulk Hogan gay? According to his ex-wife's book,yes.What do you think? Not credible, she obviously trying to sell books and make money off her ex husbands image, shes a leach apparently.

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why is the canadain dollar feel lighter? The paper is now recycled American Playboy magazines, Hughs recycling deal is being called "from hunny money to money hunny"

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Is it illegal to shoot a dead person? Yes, it is, but there are exceptions to this, the military often refers to a double tap, once to bring someone down and then another to ensure retirement, clearly they are already dead if the first shot was a heart shot.

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Should Bill Clinton have left Hilary for Monica Lewinsky? Ok lets pretend were bill for a minute, Monica is no money just trouble, Hillary makes money and hits me with a frying pan, Monicas family would sue me for everything including the frying pan, Hillary is already been rode hard and broken in by me, Monica will get fat and greedy with age and still no money except those stupid designer purses she makes, Hillary could sue her easily for those...

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Would you vote for a single, promiscuous, bisexual Presidential candidate? Hey while were at it lets rewrite our currency to in Satan we trust.

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Have had an itchy throat for months. next week dr. Is probably going to send me to an ENT to get scoped. Could it be throat cancer? No, its probably an alergy to something in your home, if it were cancer you would know.

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When's the last time Bloody Mary ate your soul? Ever tried turning the light off in the bathroom and face the mirror with a candle and say the name Bloody Mary 3 times? its killer what happens behind you

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What do you think about parents who walk around naked when their kids are around? Its all fine until you get that phone call from CPS because the school system reports everything they hear coming out of your kids mouth.

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Why is Hermain Cain such a stand up great guy? Because he is a Republican and not a Demorat.

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Did you hear all those Wall Street gangs are being booted out? Well its about time they cleaned the streets, looks like Obamas conspiracy to take down the fat cats failed and he will have to answer for this.

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We need two presidents/1 for the 1%, the other for the 99%. The 1% prez can "rule" from the yacht or the country club. How cool is that? The word "rule" and President do not go together

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Is Rick Perry SO unaware that he shouldn't be president, that he's willing to humiliate himself again, and again, and even again? Oh thats where your wrong excon, look at the last three Presidents including the current Prez, thats all we do is elect idiots, Perry will probably become Vice President.

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Being a teenager is shit? Agree or disagree? Agree and disagree, yes you have hormones and your getting bossed around and put in your place even though you might be correct, this is what defines your character for life; at the same time you dont have a morgage to pay down, bills coming in, an a$$hole boss that is never happy because of his prostate, kids that drive you nuts for the same reasons your mom or dad gets on you; life is life...

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We have a bona fide flipflopper.,...a bona fide cheater/betrayer...an alleged "sexually inappropriate" talker/feeler. Whose your favorite? Lets vote him in and pretend its ok, just like the liberals reacted with former Bill Cliton.

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How are black holes created? When a star more massive then our own runs out of fuel its mass crushes down on itself from gravity to a singular point that turns inside out, it becomes a hole in space so strong with gravity light cannot escape it, the next question is what happens to all that material being drawn in, one clue would be from what happens when to much material is drawn in, it gets ejected in two beams of...

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What odd thing makes you sneeze? looking up at the sun, the intensity makes me sneeze.

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I hope you people heard what the prez. said at the Pacific conference about you! - YOU ARE ALL LAZY! What isnt it true? the Americans that got him into office did so to avoid work, thats a socialist liberal agenda, screw the rich hard working people and redistribute there wealth to feed and cloth deadbeats

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Please help me! She turned 30! Tell her being 30 is better than waking up dead.

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Have you ever gotten rid of the demon that's all over you, all on your own? That would be foolish to think you could, only a special type of Priest can get rid of a demon and even then it may return.

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Is water wet or dry? Depends on whats in it.

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I'm horny. Are you? Yep.

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How many find AnswerBag to be educational? It is when you have an educated question and stay clear of garbage.

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When will AB update its point system? A "like" can be misleading to people who aren't familiar with the site. How about "helpful"? It should be how they had it, so you can see right away whos being a dirtbag and how many people concure with that.

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So, how has your electricity been for you lately? There we go, a reality check for those who dont understand anything else besides there toys.

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Is there any way to set AB to not show you questions by certain users? Not that I know of, do what I do, if you expect them to send something nasty dont read it, just mute it.

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4 republican presidential candidates say God told them to run. Is God just covering the numbers? They are obviously trying to pick up christian votes since so many of them are set on getting Obama out of office.

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I was just sexually violated in a public bathroom, but what should I make for breakfast tomorrow? Have one of those anal omeletts, I seen this chick do a pike position on the internet and this guy poured whipped eggs in her @ss and she pushed it back out on a griddle and then he cooked it and ate it, nasty.

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Is it now survival of the fittest with our current economy? Do you think it's going to get better or worse.. As soon as politicians get there fat illiterate noses out of it prosperity will commence.

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Does your rear end tend to get in the way of things? Goodnight! Not if you point it in the right direction, sweat dreams.

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Now that "Osama Bin Laden" is dead, is he getting raped by satan? No not at all, he has to work his way up into hell, hes getting drilled up the cornhole by Hitler, if Hitler likes him then he will get passed up to Napoleon, after Napoleon gives two thumbs up he will get passed up to Alexander the great, Alexander will ride him like a cheap mare on Satans behalf, because Satan is currently busy with Kaddafi.

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What's your opinion on Gaddafi? Evil dictator or misunderstood leader? Are you relieved he's no longer with us? Because he was a dictator, they dont just give out fancy titles for the hell of it, he oppressed his people to the point that his people fought back.

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why do girls like to piss guys off? Because they get horny and this is a way of getting a guys attention.

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Do women get organsims from riding horses? I bet they do, some women sit on a washer machine for the same reason.

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Please share your Oscar for brilliant AB question by posting a link to the question. Why are we here on AB?

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Government employees (millions of them), how come they get paid so much for doing so very little? Government Employees dont make as much as you think and they do a lot more than what your seeing.

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When the old, bitter and self righteous one/s on this site choke on their own bile and venom, will it get civilised around here? You misspelled civilized and yes it will be so nice once those spiteful liberals crawl back under the rock they came from, conservatives are going to clean house.

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Cain says God persuaded him to run for president. Do you think God's reason why is for him to pay for his sexual harassment sins? I knew it, first you got the idiot, then the guy who builds desperation amongst the masses, finally the antichrist steps in, stage has been set.

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What not to say during love making? Thrust your hips like your sister does!

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Are you a smelly person? Like really smelly? Could be good smelly or bad smelly. Maybe smell like Turkey. I dont have much of a body odor, I used to have real bad armpit odor, smelled like onions but I shave my armpits and I dont have that smell anymore, the hair is were the smell resinates.

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Have you ever broken a smoke detector because it wouldn't shut up ? if yes,how have you broken it ? =) Im not a tempermental Ape, I have control over my emotions including that display of weakness called a temper, its just a noise, methodically find the battery and remove it if the beeber wont cut off.

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Does time travel slower near the pyramids? Oh I seen that show last night, Steven Hawking says so but I still dont grasp it, they have proof that it does through satelites orbiting.

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If a 40 year old had sex with a 17 year old thet was minutes away from turning 18 would the 40 year old setill get charged? Depends on what else this 40 year old is being charged with, cops wont be looking at this man humping some almost 18 year old unless hes already under servalence for something else.

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Do drug dealers have monthly specials? I think it depends on if they gotta get rid of the sh1t fast before the cops come.

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What the heck has happened to AB? Why can't people just answer the questions that are posted instead of giving these SA answers? People are different, some people like to be silly with there answers, others like to be more formal, and yet others are just out looking for a fight, you just have to take the good with the bad.

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Your prognosis for the year 2500? I can see another population bottleneck coming, resources starting with oil, clean water, and a disruption in the grain belt will trigger rioting world wide, cities will set on fire from this and compound the death toll to a point where countries break up into small states and small invasions for resources will go on for years until a higher life form with advanced technology arrives and...

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Is Prill a good name for a girl? Only if you hate children, whats wrong with Jill, why is it that people want to name there kids f@cked up names when they should know other kids will make fun of them, it started with black people and now white people are trying to do the same retarded crap, just stick to normal english names.

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Why do women obsess over George Clooney... I don't find him hot at all... I think what matters most to a chick is how a guy makes eye contact and his mannerisms, that man is not good looking at all but he does know how to use his eyes and talk to a women, thats what I have noticed over the years trying to impress women, they dont care if you can curl 1000 lbs or you drive a tricked out penis car, they will go for the guys that make them feel special and listen to...

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Do you agree with Obama when he said the last thing a vet should have to fight for is a job? He talks the talk but he dont walk the walk pilgrim.

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Can anyone supply me with enough weed to last me the rest of my life, no cost to me? It might be easier if you just do what my uncles have been doing the last 50 years, grow it behind the unplugged RCA TV with a grow light behind it, in 50 years the cops havent kicked down the door yet, but the minute you go buy it and smoke it over at some dudes house with friends, garaunteed the cops will show up.

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Shouldn't women quit saying, "vibrators last longer then a man's penis" knowing that we don't need batteries. Do what I do, jerk off on her pillow.

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my 1998 chevy 2500 only blows out cold air but both heater core hoses are hot check you vacuum hoses, make sure you have good connections and vacuum is present

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Would you like to see "Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian" make a sex tape? Hey I got one better, how about Shemp and Kim Kardashian make a sex tape, I take supplements.

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Why do you think it is that the government is bailing out homeowners but isn't doing anything for renters? Thats because its the homeowner that pays property tax and the renter can be replaced with another renter.

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Why do girls always rather just be friends with guys? It seems chicks prefer guys that are @ssholes because there more interesting or it could be they are just like guys they want what they cant have.

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"The Doors" received its MPAA rating for nudity, sex, language, and drug use. That movie directed by Oliver Stone was so far off from the real story of the doors they should have called it a fiction with an R rating.

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Isn't being gay or lesbian just plain wrong 100%? Your not wrong, Homosexuality is just wrong logically and in the eyes of God, they can sugar coat it all they want, bottom line is none of it makes sense and the bible states clearly about homosexuals.

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Life is unfair, how do people live? People live unfairly

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i feeling like murdering someone. what should i do First you must understand that violence is not a means to an end, you beat someone up or kill them guess what, your still pissed and still want to do it all over again, it doesnt even make you feel slightly better, the only person your really hurting is yourself at this point, because society will come down on you and force you to live with what you did, even if it was ok to do, it still doesnt...

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Do female hens enjoy sex? I think thats just normal behavior for them, looks like rape but when the hens get tired of him they will peck the sh1t out of him any time they want.

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Out of all the Republicans running for President,who is the sanest? I swear, these candidates are worse than the last candidates, Cain reminds me of Clinton in his whoring, Perry reminds me of Bush Jr in hes an idiot, meanwhile we got a guy that can talk well but is worthless as tits on a boar and hes running the white house; this country needs an enema.

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Is Chuck Norris an awesome actor? Arnold Swarzenneger should get an academy award if Chucks an ok actor, seriously Chuck Norris eyes move back and forth when hes reading cue cards and has only one maybe two expressions, as long as he can kick he will be an actor.

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Cain referred to Nancy Pelosi as "Princess Pelosi"..he backtracked later. Does this show his disdain for women? If not,what does it show? No I think it shows his distain for NAZI women, totally understandable, he has my vote.

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Do hate JUSTIN BIEBER ? Why ? I think hate is a strong word, I find him annoying just like new kids on the block or even milly vanilly before the lip sinking, he is a cocky little sh1t that is going down as a one hit wonder, his fan base is based on his boyish charms and just like hanson, soon as he starts crackin his voice and sprouting chin whiskers, his career will be over and some other punk will take his spotlight.

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What is the best way to 'feel good'? Drugs; for everything else theres facing up to reality.

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Y ppl always think that only black ppl hav a big butt or/and a hourglass shape??Im Cuban and Brazilian and I hav that shape and a big butt.. My wife has that shape with a big booty and shes white as white.

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With all of the Defecation and poo threads, has Answerbag become AnswerSewer? Yes, its the occupy wall street movement getting bored from fruitless endeavors.

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Who's better: The United States or Europe? The United States, I would rather live horribly in the USA then live comfortably in Europe why? because Europeans are socialist sheep and Americans are free

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Why do you all make me hate you so much? infamous is better remembered than famous it seems.

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Do you love or hate Christmas? Why or why not? Christmas dinners with family is great but exchanging gifts I dont like, its hard to tell what people want and turns out to be more of a holiday of capitalism than the actual worship of Christ.

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It's believed that Judas Iscariot commited suicide but this article suggests he was stoned to death. How does this make sense? I heard that he hung himself, God cursed him for betraying Jesus and taking his own life and he became the undead, the worlds first Vampire; but I also heard that Adam had a previous wife that also became the worlds first Vampire; been watching to much TV lately.

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Can you legally arrange to serve another person's prison sentence? That would be corruption and obstruction of justice, if you were allowed to do that than members of the mob could commit murder and pay people to serve there sentences.

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How much would I have to pay you to defecate into your own land? Dang! whats with all the turd questions as of late?

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Focus on the Family Dobson warned Americans: don’t vote right-wing you’ll be in “serious trouble” with God. Agree/disagree Why? Yes, I think hes absolutely right, democrats have shown themselves to be a vessel of Satan and voting for them again would incure Gods wrath, its absolutely critical that God fearing christians ban together and vote them all out despite there astrosurfing ways, the Devil takes many forms.

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Does it just seem like this is the worst batch of US presidential hopefuls ever? Didnt we have this problem 4 years ago and ended up with the best of the worst; this must be the end times.

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Is it just me, or have the questions been crappy lately? I cant say, its not like I have contributed anything lately to say questions suck, we seem to be missing some contributors.

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Do you really find time to read all the comments & answers to questions here including your own? I stopped reading them from certain people; power is the perception you create, meaning your answers and comments dont mean anything if its unread; that was a mistake I made when I first got on this websight, pretty soon I was trolling people because of there comments, one day I realized I could avoid the PB and make someone else look like a ranting @ss just by ignoring the comments and nail...

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Do you keep your sanity here on AB despite all odds? haha When things get really stupid then I just play my computer games instead, I left for 6 months last year and after those 6 months nothing changed, this websight is not to be taken seriously.

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Regarding criminals such as thieves, bank robbers, crime regarding money: (Description) I am not referring to violent crimes such as murder. This society we live in is the most forgiving towards criminals in history, you should see what other countries do, places like Saudi Arabia, you get your hand cut off for stealing, more serious crimes warrants decapitation, ever see a head fly off someones neck? that would send a strong message to any potential criminals, if they didnt get that message then they deserve to be next.

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How is America the greatest nation to EVER exist? Through are capacity to help our neighbors, from the average joe helping a neighbor paint his house to a neighboring country in need of military support, we are the greatest nation and will continue being the greatest for that reason; people who say we are not are usually those that are detached from society and themselves to begin with, these types of people are called (loners) their opinions...

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Will you go to bornabrit's profile and start answering her questions so that we can get her back on the leaderboard and back in AB? I really dont care, theres plenty of other people posting questions, if she wants to vacation from this then let her, this place is sterile anyway.

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When and how did the wedding ring become a symbol of a married woman? Originally from Rome but it wasnt until the 20th century men started wearing them; I have a cousin that made his own wedding ring from a piece of stainless steel pipe at work and he has been married to the same women with that ring for over 30 years, then I know other people that spend thousands on a set and end up tossing them in the river a year later from divorce.

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Is it vanity or arrogance that causes some to believe they know what is best for everyone else? Can wisdom co-exist with vanity/arrogance? I think its a term that goes deeper than that, something to do with social detachment or lack of trust in others decisions, wisdom and vanity dont belong in the same sentence, wisdom is the understanding of vanity and how it makes you blind to everything, vanity is right up there with anger, both behaviors render a person vulnerable to just about everything; I believe it was Hannable who...

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Is it true that it takes 7 years to digest sperm? What do you think, is it true?

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What if Lady Gaga comes knocking at your door begging for some bad romance? Id tell her sure but you got to take it up with the Boss (my wife), and she dont share without due compensation.

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I thinking about making my own occupy movement, who wants to join me in "Let's Occupy a Luxury Hotel" movement? William Shatners already on that with priceline.com

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Advice seriously needed. I don't know what to do - my life feels like it's over. All of these problems you have just drawn out, they stem from one thing that makes them all a problem; your in a dark place and you need to get out of it, Ive been through similar times in my life and what you have to do is tell yourself to knock it off! rise above the darkness and focus on positive things, everyone at some point in there life experiences what I call a personal renaissance, it...

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Do you think tabbaco should be made illegal? Just because you dont like it doesnt mean you should take it away from everyone else that does, tobacco in its natural form without all of the value added ingredients that are thrown in actually smells better and is much safer, your problem is youve only smelled commercial cigarettes and watched lowlifes toss there butts all over the ground.

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Do Obama/Hillary win by a landslide in 2012? If pigs grew wings.

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Would you marry Lady Gaga for 72 days? Why, 72 days of standing around watching her dress up like a drag queen with her ontourage of dancers, I would be lucky in that 72 days to see her for 5 minutes and even that converstation would be painfully clear we made a mistake; I dont sing or dance for my supper, if you could picture Mike Rowe hookin up with Lady Gaga, thats what it would look like.

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where can I buy an angry chair? You dont buy an angry chair, you steal it from your bosses office and put it in another managers office along with his swingline stapler and then watch the fireworks

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Is Lady gaga a chicken fajita? I would do her and snooki at the same time, I love italian chicks

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where is bornabrit? Shes on vacation, be back soon

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Ok, time for me to go to sleep, should I have that dream where I'm fighting a war, in my underwear, and Gary Busey is like the enemy before sleeping, say a few prayers to Fonzie and of course the father Joe Pesci, you will win this war with the fonze helping you leave with your sub because the fonze is cool like that and the almighty father Joe Pesci will smight Gary Busey back to the land of crazy where he belongs, he will make him an offer he dont refuse.

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So why exactly did they find you with a bra on your head singing into people's mailboxes? I dont remember that one but this one time in band camp I got hung by my ankles from my toga in a tree and never spilled my beer, I was a beer god after that night, that must be a guiness record no?

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Is it time for me to give myself another makeover? Dude, I got an idea for you, change your avatar to a picture of the real Kim Kardasian with a fu-man-chu beard, I dont know how to do that otherwise I would do it.

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Are you down in a hole, losing your soul? Yes and they call me the Rooster, yah I aint gonna die!

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Can I get a degree in internet trolling? Three trips to the penalty box and you get an official certificate signed by AB Staff, Im working on my third trip and man its gonna look good on my wall!

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What lies at the center of a black hole? A singularity but really thats an educated term for I dont know, the math has led me to this, but I have a suspicion that the math is flawed from unknown variables that we cannot know do to the fact we havent spent much time out in space or even get close enough to a black hole to study it, factors will change, the question is what happens to all that material a black hole draws in? we do know...

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HAHA! My brother says...Hey line us some people up for a party tonight ..i say "theres a party in my pants and everybodys cummin!" LMAO Sounds like one of those deals where you had to be there, to me it just sounds lame.

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hey... Psst, heeeey.. HEY. C: hi! You got the stuff?

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So from now on I'm only listening to STP, you got a problem with that? That reminds me of a guy I knew who flipped his car off the main road and was pinned for over a day, he ended up listening to a Van Halen tape over and over and to this day he will not listen to them, I dont blame him, cartoons are bad enough to endure but listening to the same track over and over again will drive you mad.

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Why do they say "your alarm is going off" when if it were off, there would be no sound? Is that expression wrong? Im not understanding what your asking, do you mean is the alarm clock making sound only if theres someone who can hear it?

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Jonathan Edwards the psychic, is the audience in his show " Crossing Over " genuine, or are they planted? Every magician has his/her guarded secrets, I think they are planted just like those tv evangelist shows where some crippled guy shows up in crutches and by the power of god is dancing in the isles, its all editing crap.

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"The world pumped about 564 million more tons of carbon into the air in 2010 than it did in 2009". Good for us. No harm done, right? The only real answer to global warming is a population bottleneck, we need a natural disaster or a big war that will reduce worldwide population by 95% or thereabouts, then we could realistically bring carbon levels down, because as long as there are people multiplying, this will compound against any technology we could create, and now that China has moved out of the 19th century, its only...

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Have you accepted Fonzie? Yes he is my Lord and Savior, but Joe Pesci the father comes first.

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What consequences will there be when I defecate on railway tracks in public and rub my fresh poo all over them for fun? Actually nothing, bums do it all the time.

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What will you think of me when I successfully defecate on an ambulance and then spread my fresh poo all over it for fun whilst others see? Im calling Sheriff Teasel right now.

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What consequences will there be when I defecate on a fire truck in New York City and spread my fresh poo on it and then scratch it for fun? Probably will call Sheriff Teasel to come pick you up and share the same type of shower Rambo got in first blood.

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What will you think of me when I defecate on a bed in a hospital and then rub my fresh poo all over it for fun? Consequences for this? Remember what happened to rambo in jail? the nurse brigade will come in with a hospital firehose and youll get hosed.

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3 girls keep texting me and I'm not interested in them. Should I text them or don't reply to their texts? When I was a young man the name of the game was getting laid, I suppose I was a player or male slut.

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What consequences will there be when I defecate on a cop car and rub my backside all over my fresh poo on it for fun with the cops looking? Ever seen Rambo first blood where Sheriff Teasels deputies give Rambo a shower with a fire hose? I bet it would go down like that.

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Burger King or Popeyes? Popeyes, love that cajun food.

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"I'm wasted and I can't find my way home" How do you find your way? By following my trail of beer bottles

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Wouldn't it be a real drag if we were all the same? Life would be boring.

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DID JUSTIN BIEBER GET SELENA GOMEZ PRGNANT? I just heard that on the radio. Huhh, well that confirms he did in fact drop his balls, must be low in testosterone, that must be why he looks like a girl

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Did Selena Gomez get Justin Bieber Pregnant? Yes, I heard he just had a baby.

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Have you ever visited South Korea? http://youtu.be/sPDI5CNDpfc Look at this Video, I think... wow, its so awesome! South Korea is a sh1thole! I spent a year over there at Osan AB, South Koreans most of them are scam artists, mold grows rampid due to the humidity, they have spiders big as fists that trap small birds in there webs that are everywhere including power lines, late summer the whole peninsula smells like sh1t because they use human waste to fertilize there rice fields, dont drink the beer, its...

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Do you ever get tense around someone that you know is attracted to you? Its always been the opposite for me, I used to get tense around someone I liked.

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How do I check the level of brake fluid on my car? Check your owners manual, you should familiarize yourself with all the fluid levels in your car

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Im so sick of ingnorant bullies! How do i deal with a bullie aka America! Do you know what your problem is, you are not an American, we will bully you and the country you belong to, why? because we can.

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I have a small ball on the inner lip of my vaginal, what could it be ? I dont know I cant see it, better have a doctor look at it.

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Have I gone too far? No but I have, more than once.

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It's difficult to pitch in for the real questioning machines. Where are AnonymousGirl, Bornabrit, Jade and company? These people will come back eventually with new questions, sometimes you need to do something else, play ages of empires or something.

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how many ppl are on AB? as of this moment Me and the crazy voices from my wifes head that guide me.

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Fed up with AB's average IQ level, how about you? Its only because intelligence doesnt apply here, you could be superintelligent and they still wont listen to you, then they play mind games with you, most intelligent people have left over a year ago, all we got left is liberal extremists, athiests, thiests and a bunch of no lifers that missed the greyhound heading to the wallstreet occupy movement; this websight is like a party in the back...

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Fed up with nation's decline, how about you? Im starting to think the hopi indians and the mayans were right, were f@cked!

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Would the food crisis in North Korea be alleviated if they stop spending on their military and luxuries for the "Dear Leader"? It would be alleviated if they had an economy and maybe overthrow Crazy Kim.

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In your opinion...Who is presently the most powerful non-politician person in the U.S...? Oprah Winfrey, she has money and a cult like following, this person could become dangerous.

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Do you think The Antichrist will be popular? according to the scripture, right?

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Would you like to be present on Earth when The Antichrist makes his appearance? I think you and I cannot escape, I believe it must be soon, Obama is just a sock puppet to usher in the real eal, which will probably be a jew or jewish decent.

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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Two of them, one to screw it in, another to flick on the switch and both to point out the source of the light coming from the bulb which the athiest cannot see because of the light.

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Name some things that both liberals and conservatives agree on. Liberals and conservatives could compromise on most issues its the partisans that fuel the issues and keep the nation divided, ever notice how politicians both demys and repubs do things together when there not working, its all a game to make us think they are the hatfields and mccoys, they divide the nation easily to keep us from overpowering them, and that allows them absolute hidden power...

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Why Doesn't Anyone Believe That Kim Kardashian Has A Butt That Is Too Big? A womens butt can never be to big, its called bonus booty

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Should I prank call the local radio station as Sean Connery or Ahnuld? Pretend your Sean Connery explaining to Barbara Walters how to properly slap a women like a gentleman, she hasnt done another interview with him since.

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How is everyone on this fine Tuesday morning. Did you have a nice Halloween, did anything interesting happen last night.? My two girls cleaned out 3rd street within an hour, funny it takes them over an hour to fold enough clothes for one dresser drawer.

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Why do some people feel the need to put others down? Correct spelling errors in an arrogant way etc... Its a manipulation tactic some people use towards others who are ranting, they correct your grammer or spelling to side track you into an alternate rant that diffuses the original rant, its designed usually by liberal types to make you look dumb, they also like to astrosurf during elections; so there either off topic or they chant meaningless campaign slogans to shut you up because these are...

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Would you vote for Obama if he nuked the Vatican and the Dome of the rock? If he was able to do that without the other 1/3, then his true identity would be quite clear, Czar, Messiah, AntiChrist; hes already earned the first two labels.

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Atheists: Why are you always wrong? Is this an intelligent question or one designed to antagonize? because as the record stands theists dont have a leg to stand on.

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I have a male friend who is really depressed and all he does is sleep all day every day.What can I do to help him through this? Road Trip! kick in his door, pull him off the couch, and stuff his @ss in the car, buy some drinks and snacks and hit the gas; sometimes a person needs to get out from behind all 4 walls, hes to busy reflecting inward that he needs to reflect outwards to decompress, grab some other friends to help, a carload of friends makes a good therapy session.

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How to fly without a plane? Become a Vampire.

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I really hate the way many Africans behave, especially Nigerians..why are they so aggressive, loud and arrogant ? Its probably inherited, they are only a few generations away from spear chucking, barbarians mellow out over time.

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What should I do with the two dollars I've inherited from my grandfather? Goodnight! :) Have a coke and a smile and shut the f@ck up! because you could have inherited his debt.

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How do you keep your feet happy? I keep them well groomed, dry socks, and good shoes.

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I generally run 10W-30 all the time in my 3/4 ton pick-up. Would it be better in colder weather to run 5W-30, or just stay with the 10W-30? The problem with those multigrades is they tend to break down easily with moisture during those cold mornings, I used to use 10-40 and got tired of losing oil or having to change the oil because of moisture contamination, I have been using 20-50 and that multigrade stands up better to the accumulation of moisture, Im seriously considering straight 30 next oil change to see how well that stands...

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How do I make my boss to raise my salary 100%? Instead of worrying about how much you can extort, worry about how much you shouldnt be spending, give yourself a payraise that way.

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How do you cure bad breath? Flossing and brushing your teeth regularily, and blowing your nose, bad breath can come from your sinuses, old flem tends to smell.

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Where's the pork? Sitting in office about to get voted out; praise God, praise his light!

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Have you ever hurt anyone's feelings? Mostly liberals, but lets face it, they were born with there feelings hurt, might as well solidify it with the truth.

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Do insane people have their own cliques? Its called politics

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Man files obscenity complaint over silhouette of a naked woman on neighbors bumper sticker. Should she have to remove it? Is it obscene? We need another war, a big one; then people will find more important things to worry about besides petty lawsuits, draft all lawyers into this big war first.

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Do you answer approximately the same number of questions each time you vist AB or does the time you have to spend here vary a lot? Depends on what I see, if theres nothing worth answering then I commence to trolling peoples comments, mostly liberals as of late.

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Does asking many questions indicate great curiosity in the Questioner? Is there anything else it could indicate as well/instead? What? For most it would indicate a need to babel since most of these questions posted can be answered by most 8 year olds.

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So, Herman Cain is a womanizer and Rick Perry is... Well, let's just say his back meds kicked in while he was giving a speech in NH. And during this time Obama has done what?

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What can you balance on your fingers? A womens G spot.

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How many gay marriages do you have to do before Satan gives you a mountain bike? I dont know, make no mistake, the bible is clear, fags are gonna burn.

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Don't God and Satan both want the same thing; to be worshiped, and to have those who refuse to worship them rotting in unimaginable agony I think how it goes is God want us to worship him out of our own free will and Satan wants to disrupt that, Satan hates people as much as he hates God, makes no difference whether we worship him or not, God put us above the angels and that pissed Satan off; he wants to take us down with him and rub it in Gods face.

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PETA is insane. What do you think? Yep, they are right up there with the tree hugers, spotted owl freaks and welfare; nobody really takes these people seriously.

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How would you feel if a burning Bush, either W or Jeb, started telling you it was God? So Obama is related to the Bush family, interesting

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How do you feel about gas stations advertising their cancerous poisonois Tobacco products? Should they be allowed to do this! Do you know liberals decrease oxygen levels world wide when they talk? thats something to think about.

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How many cigarettes should one smoke each day for optimal benefits? I grow my own tobacco and keep it at about 10 a day, this year I grew some virginia gold, next year im growing oriental or maybe ill do yellow bud twist, its like an oriental that tastes like peaches, and I dont get the value added crap the big tobacco companies put in there tobacco, I dont cough up lung butter and it smells better than commercial cigarettes; and while Im puffing away I read...

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why is my boyfrind not ejaculating when we are having sex? How long does your sex last?

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Is Socialism starting to sound good to you? Doesnt anyone study history anymore or are there those that are so arrogant and naive they dont see how history repeats itself; study up on Russian history and then ask yourself if socialism/communism is such a good idea.

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Just supposin'...if President Obama looked like Brad Pitt or John Wayne, wouldn't he be a shoe-in for re-election? We dont hire these people for there good looks, if they cant man up and do the job and be able to compromise then they dont deserve another 4 years.

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What is a sign that you're likely to lose your job soon? When upper management reassures its workers at least once a week that the company is ok, were gonna get through this, nobody is getting laid off; but then they tell you in the same conversation about taking fall classes at the local college or buying property is not a good idea.

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Famous last words for someone like your dad? I dont need a torque wrench! give me that half inch breaker bar! I was doing head bolts before you were a calibrated 6 inches wise ass! his famous last words were, "I told you to use the torque wrench didnt I" f@cking block is cracked.

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How come there is no "Occupy Hollywood" protests? Hollywood actors make much more than your typical Wall Street folks. Yep, you got a point, those people are self absorbed and need to be paying it forward like Oprah often says, she and other successful celebrities need to pay up.

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What is Lindsay Lohan's problem??? Who really knows, for one thing shes into drugs.

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Why are pedophiles hated? And that means what? were supposed to forget what there doing and let them do it somemore? hang them all from a piano wire, testicles first.

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In honor of PETA have you ever beat your meat....or for that matter have you ever beaten anyone else's meat? Damn, Im all of a sudden hungry for some veal or lamb; my friend shot a deer earlier this week, might bring over some beer and a fork and knife

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PETA is suing SeaWorld for slavery, what do you think? I think they have just f@cked themselves, who can take anything they say seriously after this.

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How old were you in 1997? What was your dream car in the year 1997? 28, bought my dream car in 93, a 1963 volkswagen beetle pearl white, I still own it, her name is Gretchen, and she purrs like a kitten.

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can i kiss my girl friends vagina? If you can do only that then your a stronger man than me, thats like starving for a week and asking just to smell a freshly opened bag of pork rines, whats going to happen?

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Do i have to dry the dirt in my crawl space before putting in moisture barrier or just get the moisture creating issues under control? Just stick the moisture barrier down and make sure the crawl space has enough vents, trying to dry dirt would be silly.

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Newest law i NYC.Cabbies will be fined $350 if they beep their horn.Are these politicans getting more stupid as the days go by? $350 if you beep your horn and deadbeats can camp out at WallStreet and get a tent and free meal.

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Have you ever been nailed? Funny you should say that, last night I tripped on some stacked boards and one of them had nails sticking out and pocked my hand, damn thing almost went through my hand, never leave nails in a board.

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Why do people get so frustrated when I sag MY pants (rant)? "Everyone dresses to flatter themselves" WRONG, you dress to societies standards and you sir are not dressed proper, if you dont like the backlash then pull up your pants, most 3 year olds know how to do that.

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Corned beef hash with a fried egg on it. Does anyone still eat corned beef hash in a can? I love that stuff, it is the shizzle, with two fried eggs and bacon with black coffee.

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Are horny poachers killing off the rhinos? Ahh, Rhinos are better than granades, foget bout it! I watch Jersey Shore.

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When people throw away empty cigarette packets, why do they leave half the cellophane wrapping on? Because thats just how we roll! wanna be a cool kid, you got to leave half the cellophane on it.

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How much energy is used in the production and manufactoring of pine tree. Please include source. You mean how long does it take to grow a pine tree? because pine trees are not manufactured, they are living plants that grow at there own accord; usually 20 years or so there ready to harvest for the production and manufacturing of wood products.

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Doesn't it bother you that political parties emphasize what is wrong with other party instead of what they will do for you? They behave just like children working to keep us divided, if we all were unified we would become a threat to the establishment, they do this just like two kids in trouble, they point the finger at each other because they are both guilty of the same crimes against us, when have any of them not lied? better question is what are we going to do about it? probably nothing.

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Does anyone think that the Democratic Party's platform is actually hurting minorities in the U.S.? I think both parties represent themselves and will use the majority to dominate the minority, I dont understand those that play into this political scheme, left and right wings are users, were just taxpaying pawns.

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I'm 13 my penis is 5" when erect and 2-2.5" soft is this good for a 13 year old boy? And what if it is not, what can you do about what you were born with; an experienced man knows his equipment and knows what women like, you could have the perfect penis and still not please a women, you should study up on what women want to hear and where they like to be touched, your penis is not that important.

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Is it possible to sense a demon in someone? Yes I think so, some people or groups of people congregate because of certain dark influences, I experienced this in Korea, people with demons send out very bad vibes, dont turn your back on these people and dont back down from them, the demonically influenced use intimidation as one of there favorite tactics

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If you divide infinity by infinity, is the quotient still infinity? I really dont know math like I should but my thoughts are everything must have a beginning as well as an end, you cant have infinity without a beginning, and what is infinity really? it must end eventually.

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Is the U.S military turning into something that we all will regret? No, what gave you that idea? I could not be prouder or more thankful for our men and women selflessly serving in the United States Military; I served for 8.5 years and its a tough job, one that requires service before self, integrity, excellence in all that we do, every service man is my brother or sister, doesnt matter what branch.

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What would you do if you woke up with $20 to your name, and a swastika tattooed on your forehead? I would then know that the Obama administration had become a dictatorship and the $20 is the healthcare plan that was promised, Zeig Heil! b1tches!

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Why would you guys do ANYTING to spend just ONE NIGHT with that woman? Because we want what we cant have, and if you tease us with it, we want it even more.

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What is the point in joining a gang? Protection in numbers, basic survival

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Vlad The Impaler fought for Romania? Against whom? .. I think it was the Turks without looking it up, they were brutal and Vlad was there political prisoner for awhile, because he was young when that happened they figure thats when he became cruel.

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Could you watch every single Twilight Zone back-to-back? Why is there a marathon coming up?

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How to make a camel enter the eye of the needle? Form a singularity at the center of the eye of the needle.

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Why did Gaddafi wait until the last minute to hightail it out of Libya? Gadhafi wasnt the brightest individual, he thought he was Libya and then the real Libians showed up, same could be observed with Obamas ego, he thinks he is America, and the real Americans will show up and vote him out.

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Would you like to tell Obama: "I'll trade in some of my hope for a piece of dignity."? No, I would like to hear Trump tell Obama "your fired!" and thatd be the end of it.

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Conservatives: Do you also hate people that are truly disabled that are on welfare? Or is there no disability. I was raised never to take handouts, I dont like the feeling of someone helping me because that means I cant stand on my own, if I were disabled I would find some other way of income versus a hand out from fellow taxpayers, I dont want your pitty, Im an ant not a grasshopper.

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My stupid friends were watching child porn on my computer. Could I get my laptop back by suing the FBI? Having fun with you trolling I see, dont you think thats a bit low.

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If spirits don't exist then who was I talking with through my Ouija Board? Spirits do exist, some of them are not nice, take that quija board and burn it.

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You date someone new and they start talking about your chakra and your green fire aura. Ummm go with it? or run like hell? I dont know, my sister talks about her chakras and auras and shes hasnt stabbed me in my sleep yet? I say go with it.

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Should someone's laziness be a reason for them to die: You're too lazy to get a job with good healthcare so you deserve to die? It is that way in nature, so why should it be any different with societies, the ants work while grasshoppers play and who survives the winter, if you dont work and dont put anything away for real hard times then you deserve to die, that is a law of nature.

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do you believe 100% that the US gov and the bush admin are the ones behind the destruction of WTC tower in the 9/11 attack? I believe 100% there are paranoid crackheads out there that will believe anything without proof, same types of people believe ET goes around in a space ship conducting anal probes for dumb reasons, or the worlds going to end because some dead Mayan said his calendar has expired.

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Why don't people realize it was their choice not to be in the top 1% of the economic ladder? Because people are stupid with money, they find ways to spend it faster than they can make it and then they want someone elses money for failing to save there own

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What would help you let go of your past? Start checking off the hit list I have created over the years of people thats pissed me off.

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How do I get my dad to back off?! So what was your mom tired of you about? seems to be your dads problem to

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Why is there smoke exiting my computer's tower? Just unplug it, wait 20 minutes, then plug it back in; if that dont work swap it for your friends tower and when it blows up you can say Oh man what you do? seriously, if its in fact smoke, turn it off, its done; but you might be seeing dust instead so try blowing it out with air before you condemn it.

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Should a guy be entitled to a refund when he finds out the hooker has a penis before services are rendered? See thats why Prostitution should be legal, you could then sue under false advertisement, if the government took over the industry "Government Whores" as with "Government Motors" I believe with all sincerity we could pay down the national debt and Obama would become a pimpin President, he might actually become popular again, might. Government Hookers has a nice sound to it.

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What would you do if someone punched in your face for exactly no reason? Call the Police.

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The Right says Obama took too long in Libya. A few months. How many years have we been in Iraq? Is time relative according to the viewer? Time is relevant according to the objective, plus that was a Nato campaign, Italians wanted him dead more than anybody.

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Now that we've killed Qaddafi & Hussein, will we get more Iraq & Libyian oil for America? Sell your car and ride a bicycle, now you just saved some poor tyrants life.

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Major oil reserves have been discovered in Cuba. Will USA assinate Raul Castro next? Thats really dumb; we'll make him an offer he dont refuse.

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IS THIS SCRIPTURE COMING TO PAST, CONCERNING GADAFFI? Eze 30:1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,.. I dont have a bible handy, what does that scripture say?

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Would you allow a species to become threatened, endangered or extinct to improve the economy? If so, which one? I really believe that species should be humans, other animal species will be just fine without us and our economy.

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Libyan leader Gadhafi has been killed. Your thoughts on this? Another terrorist down, a few more to go.

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What does it mean If I feel vibrations going up and down my spine, and threw my arms. My hands Get hot and turn a lil red to?doihaveenergy? Thats your nervous system suggesting you should get out and do some work, you have been sitting doing nothing to long.

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Obama is a commie for wanting government healthcare. Does that mean FDR was the biggest commie? Obamas getting voted out, get over it.

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The government just announced a 3.6% raise for Social Security recipients. Just another re-election ploy at the expense of the budget? I think its obvious Obamas getting worried about reelection, hes managed to piss off just about everyone including those 1%ers that would have helped him with money.

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problem,bf & I don't have sex life.all we do is pop kiss and he's set on waiting until marriage.how do I say I want more? I think you already said it and he gave you his answer, if your serious about him than dont push him into it, wait if he wants to wait otherwise your relationship is doomed if you dont show some respect to his wishes just like he should show you respect, works both ways.

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When they raise the SS age to 90, does that mean old people will suddenly be healthier to work, unlike The Greatest Generation? No, thats the Governments piss poor excuse for saying SS is out of money due to there raping and pillaging for other useless programs like Welfare or Senators Motor Boat Foundation, there hoping half of the working recipients will drop dead long before there able to collect, its an abuse of power and money, how long do Senators have to wait after they retire? or do they retire under the same...

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How could you heat your room up rather quickly? Insulate, its amazing how little heat is required when a room has no air leaks, and is properly insulated.

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What would you think is the mindset of somebody who refers to President Obama as a worm? I would say they are a true 99%, its not the economy thats failed, its that guy who started all this crap by saying hes going after the rich, the Senate should declare him a public enemy just like Nero, he fiddled while Rome burned?

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Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, but didn't Nixon actually do more to bring peace to the world? Ahh, but Nixon didnt give the Queen Mum a f@ckin Ipod!, thats probably what he needed to do, more talk and a lot less action apparently.

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What are the dimensions of the penalty box? Its a dark place where all you see is flashes of AB Eric with vampire fangs! that and hes wearing a Mister Rogers brown jacket when he leaves the room.

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Should The Greatest Generation be allowed to buy cigarettes and cigars using Social Security money? Yes they should! I own stocks in two big tobacco companies.

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If you don't make as much as the top 1%, but don't support the Occupy Movement, could you say you were in the 98%? No I would say I am the 50%er that has no interest in the 98% interests i.e. craziness, and would aspire to become a 1% someday while the 98%ers are all still dead @ss broke in a cardboard box somewhere other than Wall Street; there mad because they dont want to work and have no discipline with money or know the difference between wealth and income for that matter.

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What advice would you give yourself if you could travel back 10yrs.? Give up daytrading and buy stock for the dividends and reinvest those dividends

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Will intelligent life ever be found on Earth? If intelligence is measured in its true form "actions" then no, there is no intelligent life here; we through our actions, show any other life forms, that we are parasites, that is what our economy is based on, that is what politics is based on, and the true problem with everything going sour right now is overpopulation, if it wasnt for our uncontrollable urge to screw, there would be no global...

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Are you afraid of German cars? I own two German cars, American cars Im afraid of, they dont have the same craftsmanship or quality and thats painful to admit.

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For what purpose do you use ewes? Some of those sheep farmers from Montana have a dual purpose with sheep.

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In your opinion, what are three good causes of unemployment? Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Barrack Osama.

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What is something you should never say to a woman holding a kitchen knife? Tell her that knifes handle looks a lot like the dildo you bought and used on her sister, except no batteries.

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Would you rather have a Tabasco sauce enema or have a threesome with Chaz Bono and Rosie O'Donnell? .......F@CK! pass the tobasco enema! Id rather be stuck with that memory than banging a fat shemale and a fat lesbian bulldike who orchestrates everything! Get Some! Let me see your warface! Ahhhhh!

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What if I admitted I'm Tom Cruise? Now what would Tom Cruise be doing on a sight like this? he has a busy schedule most of the time, I think he would not be interested in arguing with people who have nothing to do but blog.

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Are the Germans scared of A*n*d*y B???? No because they put the Nazi in grammar, yuck yuck yuck, get it? grammar Nazi? ok that was lame.

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Why are so many things that George Washington used to do, like grow hemp and distill liquor in his home,.. ILLEGAL today? You can distill your own liquor cant you?

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Are the good times really over for good? Not for me, everytime the market gets clobbered from various events thats when I buy, capitalism will always be here, 99%ers are fools to think they have any effect.

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do you think it is possible for an immortal to be tired of living someday? People get tired of living after 60 years, you dont see anything you havent already seen before, everything your used to changes unnecessarily, even if you were eternally young you would be bored from living and find yourself looking for finalization because its natural.

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Are we rolling down hill like a snowball headed for hell? A year ago I would have laughed at myself thinking this but Im starting to think 2012 end date might happen, people will bring it about.

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For those of you who know me from AB (not personally, LOL), I'm considering changing my screen-name to Grammar Policeman. Who's onboard? Make sure you include the word hypocrite.

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Guys: Have you tried using your urine in the place of cologne? Do the pheromones have a noticeable effect on women? Well it doesnt work for bums, they even drink there own urine to go with the moldy half eaten sandwich they found in a dumpster.

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Why are these 99%ers complaining about their student loans? You took out the loan, now pay it back. Personal responsibility, anyone? Next they will want there own macked out fema trailer.

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why are you still here?! I ask myself that everytime I log on, mostly to read peoples comments but that is not much fun anymore since its a lot of negative people as of late, thinking of leaving for another 6 months to break the boredom.

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Should someone ask Herman Cain about working for a racist pizza chain? Godfather's Pizza is offensive to Italians. Most Italians dont brood over petty racist crap like most black people do, dont worry about it!, guidos will make him an offer he dont refuse.

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Do you believe in raising energy and chakra healing? No but my sister does, whats ironic is she has no energy most of the time because she doesnt eat right and Im the one busy and I eat good; maybe theres something to the chakra thing but you have to eat first right?

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What happens if you've been celibate for a long time? Your genetals drop off from lack of activity

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If oil was discovered in your backyard would you sell it at the current market price or just sell it for enough to pay your bills? LOL, hey did you ever see that episode on Sanford and Son when the old man finds oil in the back of his house and it turns out to be the sewer line?

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How can i tell if i'd been PB'ed? They show up at your house and beat the crap out of you! no not really, it would be messed up if they did.

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Can people see through your webcam without your permission..? Possibly, I dont really know or trust things like that, I just unplug mine.

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Does "Occupy Wall Street" sound a bit terroristic to anyone? Yep, and the ring leader is Obama, or is it Osama?

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I see stupid people. Why? Maybe they want you to think there stupid for some angle.

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Can spiders mate with octopi? Yes, I think its possible; Monkeys can mate with Fish, I seen it on that show wierd oddities?

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Is it strange that the Leaderboard is without Born@brit? She will be back, they always do.

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What do you find utterly boring? Most of these questions as of late.

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Who can tell me why Bornabrit is in the Penalty Box? I was wondering where she was at? happens to everybody, Ive been there twice.

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Do you remember the days before cable TV, CDs, cellphones, laptops and the internet? Any fond memories or stories you'd like to tell? I didnt have any of that except a TV with a VCR for Movie Rentals and a Stereo that stayed on the local Channel 24/7 and thats how I got my news for the day, the TV didnt pick up any stations, not even with the rabbit ear booster box; by the way you forgot to capitalize Cell-Phones, Laptops and the Internet.

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Do you have intentions of making pies for Thanksgiving? My daughter wants to make one.

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