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How many years do you wish to live? Why? 1,000 years would be a nice round number of years to live. Plenty of time to learn and earn and enjoy it!

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What might YOU push? Myself ... to continuously do better!

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What are the top 2 things on your bucket list? Peace & a scratch golf handicap :-)

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What are stores that start with S? Besides Super walmart or target? Sears, Starbucks, Savoys

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How do I find the names or former adbassadores to India from Mexico prior to the year 2000 Try the CIA factbook, it might have what you need, or a link to help out. There's all kinds of stats on there for every country in the world ... your tax dollars hard at work!!

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Is there any word you hate more than "loading" when you're browsing the internet? 404

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Do you feel that some of your questions are `Pearls before Swine`? LOL, not the questions ... some of the answers are though :-)

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Can the US learn anything from China? If they stop funding our national debt, everybody in the US will be learning Mandarin from China :-)

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I've already tried BASE jumping, rock climbing, deep sea diving and hang gliding. Is there anything else a rather boring Joe Friday like myself can do to have fun? Try some Crew or head-down skydiving ... that will blow your mind for a while! It's not a one time thing though, you have to get a license, rigs, suits, etc. but it's fantastic once you get going :-)

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What are the best ways to lose weight? Diet AND exercise ... even a LITTLE bit of exercise is effective but diet is about 80% of it. Have to just suck it up and eat no fat/sugar for a while ... including alchohol, that's almost all sugar :-)

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I didn't know condoms burst until i heard it from someone else. How do you kno if you condom burst? what do u do if it does? The guy will know ... if he keeps going, then you might be raising a kid :-) Actually, I had one break and I didn't know until I took it off ... some wine probably affected my sensibilities ... but I got lucky; no news in the later weeks :-)

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Have you ever walked into a glass door that you thought was open? HA ... I RAN through one as a kid, still have the two inch scar on my wrist where I crashed through ... damn thing was just TOO damn clean!!!

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George Bush is ________ a cowboy.

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I f god allow you to choose between one ethnicity,one race,one religion in earth, what you choose? You mean individually, for ourselves, or just one of all the above for the entire planet? Individually, I wouldn't change a thing. As for the entire planet, I wouldn't touch that one for anything on this site!!

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Who else thinks God needs a suggestion box? LOL ... he has one ... it's called prayer :-)

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Is running a good exercise? Of course, but not as gentle on the joints as biking or kayaking :-)

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Why are we obsessed with celebrities and their issues? I have NO IDEA ... I just don't get it. People start talking about that and I just can't engage ... I have too much other stuff in my brain ... no more room for that crap!!!

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Hi, my name is Candy. I`m sooo hot! Check out my picture, you should only be able to date me in your dreams. But how would you try and win my love? Mmmmmm ... what I wouldn't give to be a wooden post right now ....

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Why would a God who loved mankind so much that he gave his only begotten son to be a sacrifice for man's sins, commit the majority of his creation to a fiery, eternal tormenting Auschwitz' of a Hell for ever and ever? It doesn't any make sense. Ah, the eternal question. Why does the God we know allow suffering? Free will is the only answer; with it, men will do what they will one another, God planted the seeds, it is our job to water and fertilize them :-)

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What is in Abe Lincoln's hand on the back of the 2009 penny? Should be a bible, I would guess...

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What is your opinon on dating someone that still lives with there ex girlfriend? He's reason being is that they bought this house together and niether of them wants to leave. I'm really interested in this man, but am weary of getting anymore involved. No way. Stay clear, for at least a year ... it will take time for him to heal from that :-)

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Do you write in the books you read? Make notes, underline words, etc? Absolutely, that way I know I what I'm thinking at the time, it's fun to go back and read the notes years later.

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Why is there so many idiots and fake people in this world? Bad planning and good sex are probably to blame for that :-)

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Does anyone think Fox news is objective? Every news broadcast has its bias. None are exempt; just because you don't like it does not make it untrue. Watch MSNBC or CNN and you'll see just as much "bias" as you think FOX has. I know one study, I think it was from Michigan State that showed an overwhelming liberal bias to the media, something like 80% based on the number of words in text, transcripts of...

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What is visual basic? A pretty simple programming language for writing applications on MS platform. If I need something done quick, like a little application for any particular need, I use VB or VBScript. Takes 5 or 10 minutes to write most quick apps in VB. VB Studio 2008 is a free download from MS and you can play with it to see how it works, pretty simple stuff really. I use it for prototyping as it is...

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How many points do you need to level up at the moment? 90 to lvl 30, the last few are always the slowest to come :-)

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Do you think the gold market is about to crash? I wouldn't say crash, but it's definately due for some retracement. The perfect trade is to straddle it, as it should go up or down 10% or more in the coming months; a straddle covers this and makes profit :-)

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Why in democratic society all entitlement schemes must be Ponzi schemes? [Hint : try to put yourself in the shoes of and think like Mr. Ponzi] Money, it's all about money. If someone is willing to be duped, someone will figure out a way to dupe them; been going on for ages. Street merchants in ancient Greece even sold tickets for passage on vessels that they either did not own or did not even exist! People would pay, show up at the dock to sail away and either no ship, or the ship told them to get lost :-) So, it's...

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What is the greatest blessing you seek from God? Peace, that is all, just peace ... with that, everything else is possible!!

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Are there self deleting files? I have a file that, no matter what I do, it deletes itself after 5 seconds of being copied somewhere! OK, it is such a low level threat item, it does not show up without an exhaustive scan ... I had to use CA to catch it. Apparently, it's a trojan ... and the remote commands are killing it trying to write stuff to my registry ... I caught in on the router traffic logs tracing the sessions back to a computer I just did the service of launching an attack on; they'll have fun with...

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What items will you pack to go camping on the Moon? iPod, camera, laptop, microwave transmitter, space suit, lots of protien bars, oxygen, water, toilet paper, air freshener (for my spacesuit in case the protien bars give me gas)

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How can I convert integers to binary or hexadecimal? Just run calc.exe, on Winblows, turn on scientific mode and you can convert them easy there ... if that's what you're asking :-)

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Who was your 1st girlfriend or boyfriend? First true love was Maria Frias ... wow, wonder where she is now :-)

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How do i get my free annual credit report Write, call or email them. I went to the website and did it myself last year ... there was a "wizard" kind of thing to get the info. That was after I got a loan, so I think you have to have your credit pulled to get a free report; that's what I was told anyway. Might be different now, but the website should walk you through it. Keep challenging any crap on there, it's...

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How do you make right decision in your life? Think before you act, think about all the possible outcomes ... treat decisions like critical chess moves in a championship game; plan and calculate ... of course mistakes come, but mostly due to failing to consider a possible outcome :-) Alternatively, you can just do what everyone else does ... seems to work for them!

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What was the last thing you found that belonged to someone? Did you keep It or did you hand It In? My neighbors puppy ... I kept it! LOL, she was very happy, he was playing in traffic about a half a mile down the street!

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Do you think getting a condom which is blowned up and tied and rubbing it in someones face is funny or childish? Depends on if it is BEFORE or AFTER use ... before might be funny ... after might be a bit questionable :-)

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Why can't the US learn to love its government? Our population does love its government ... it worships at the alter of the Progressive idealogues, eats up the rhetoric and grows weaker each day from the lack of nutrients they receieve. This is evidenced by the continued acceptance of our governments imposing more taxes, more laws, more waste, less efficiency, less transparency, as well as, less voter turnout in all but national elections....

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Whats the point of twitter I've heard what it's about and it's sound beyond ret@rted I don't know that I get it either, I guess it's just electronic voyeurism for the satisfaction of some innate need contrived from the vicarious desires inside of people; maybe. I see what it is, and how it works, and what it's about and it is pretty cool, but it's just alot of attending to your electronics for no real tangible return other than, perhaps, the benefit of...

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At what point do you make too much money to get it all back in tax returns? What's the income bracket for a full return? Don't know how else to word it heh You start paying taxes after about $0 of income without deductions; but there is a standard deduction of $3-5K depending on your filing status. If you plan it right, and spend correctly, you'll minimize your taxes. Filing with deductions is a bit more complicated than the standard 1040EZ or if you are on salary getting a W-2, but it can be done. Pretty much, unless you go to some...

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What are 3 turn on's when looking to buy a house? Huge garage (3 or more), pool and a dock!

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What is something that would be considered a bad habit? Spitting has always seemed to be high on the list of bad habits ... right behind laughing after everything you say; maddening I tell ya!

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Anyone ever have an annoying neighbor? Mine are a pain in the ass ... always buggin about stuff ... "oh, where'd you get the new car" or "oh, nice landscaping, who did it for ya" or "hey, who was that over the other day, she was cute" .... arrrrgg.

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Do you believe in parallel dimensions? Yes, because, for some reason, it makes sense to me ... and not much else does. On that premise alone, and perosnal experience, I think there is some indistinguishable aspect to life that does in fact exist in some context outside our spacial comprehension. It does make sense and/or could be possible that things exist outside our ability to classify them via some empiracle context ... I...

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I'm trying to think of a good way to mildly freak out random strangers, got any suggestions? Keep a Snickers bar in your pocket during the day so it gets nearly melted. Go out to a bar/restaurant and go to the bathroom, and sit in a stall. If you get lucky, someone comes in quick, then unwrap it and when they sit down next to you, throw it hard and flat against the floor so it sticks, then take your chocolate covered hand and reach under the stall and say, "oh man, damn, do you...

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What is ment by love is blind? Love overcomes any and all observations making you blind to any obvious attributes you should probably pay attention to. Like loving a hit man, or a member of congress, etc...

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How many days until Christmas? (11/10/09) Not enough ... it's coming too fast this year!! It's almost time to put the lights up ... OMG!

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Do you drink wine before or after sex? Before, after and sometimes during ... depends :-P

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What brand of frozen dinners do you purchase? I been getting those Boston Market deals; they're like $3-4 and for a quick bite, they're awesome!

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Is your refrigerator side-by-side, freezer on top, or freezer on bottom? Side-By-Side, but never again. When I redo the kitchen, it's a full fridge and a completely separate freezer with an ice maker under counter. I ONLY use the freezer for ICE ... so it's a complete waste!

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How can you identify the contents of a tin can that the label is missing from? Take an AP (front to back, not top down) X-ray with the console set to hand/finger (not as much power) and you'll see what's inside without hurting it at all; alternatively you could ultrasound it, but the metal may interfere with the results :-)

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Is it illegal to shut the power off to a relatives bedroom intentionally because the music was too loud? Not if you own the house! I don't think there's any way it would be illegal anyway ... unless you had a rental agreement with them, and in the agreement, was a clause such as ... "LANDLORD agrees, during the term of the lease aforementioned, and any terms or extension thereof, to provide constant, and uninterupted electricity, air, heating, water and sewage to TENANT." ...

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If a legal immigrant, from Mexico, moved in next door to you and displayed a Mexican flag in his front yard instead of an American flag, would this upset you? I wouldn't care, but I'm sure my neighbors would ... they are pretty tight assed about stuff like that :-O I have much bigger things to worry about myself!!

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So "they" are talking about how raising the sales tax on cigarettes will deter more people from smoking. Do you think this will actually work in decreasing the number of people who smoke? Probably not, it just takes more disposable income from Smokers and transfers it to the government and out of the economy. The displacement of revenue by any government puts the populace in ruin. In time, as our economy worsens and we become a third rate economy due to the destruction of our economy and, more importantly, the US Dollar, the government may realize this :-)

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What was your favorite insult Fred Sandford made to Aunt Ester? "I could stick your face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies!"

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Why don't the pencils at golf courses have erasers? So you can't cheat and erase your scores when the other guy is on the green putting!!

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Can you be happy spending a day doing absolutely nothing? Yes I was today, thanks :-P It used to make me crazy to ever be still! My Mom would always say to me when I would buzz by their house, and stay for about five minutes, "Wow, you don't light for long do you?!" I guess after all the complication of life these days, it's nice to just sit and do nothing and read a book :-)

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What was cool when you were young? What were the crazes? Togas were in, as well as the Sophists, they were hot!

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Why doesn't money buy happiness? It does ... IF you consider freedom happiness. That's all money gives you freedom; the freedom to do anything and go anywhere at anytime for anyreason. That has been my experience. If you enjoy freedom, and freedom makes you happy, then money can buy happiness but, money, in-and-of-itself does not make you happy. It's just like any other tool, it's not having it that does it...

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How would it make you feel when your partner slept with a pacifier? I have the perfect pacifier, and I would prefer she use it actually so yes, I approve of this message ...

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In your opinion, what is the perfect "comfort" food for you? It's a toss up between a nice hearty breakfast and a nice glass of scotch, neat :-)

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How do i get my beard soft.... Let it grow out, the longer it gets, the softer and less prickly it becomes. You can also put peanut butter on it to make it soft, and tasty too :-)

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How the hell did "rap" ever get classified as music? The minute it sold a billion dollars worth of sewage to the youth of a nation :-)

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Which bad habits annoy you? When people laugh after EVERY sentance out of their mouth ... kill me please!!! And YES ... I know people that do this, it's AMAZING to see ... absolutely NO self awareness ... NONE!!!!!

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What never fails to put you in a good mood? Good music and a big fat winning stock trade! Oh yea, and some quality intimacy never put me in a bad mood either :-)

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What gets in your way in your pursuit of happiness? Pretty much everyone out there, oh, and me sometimes. HOWEVER, once I get rid of those little obstacles, I'll be on the way!!

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Have you turn on the heat yet? No way, I live in S. Florida, I don't even know if the heater works, I have never used it!

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My car is financed to me and my ex husband. After the divorce my husband (the co-signer) refuses to take his name off the car. Can I remove my name and make the car his problem so I can get a new one in just my name? That is a question for the finance company but it is not as simple as just "taking him off". Typically you and he hold the title, and the finance company holds the lien based on the credit of both of you. In order to clear the lien, you must satisfy it, i.e., pay it off, then it clears the title, then you can retitle the car. . In your circumstance, you can go to the finance...

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Is there anything wrong with asking a good friend to secure the loan I'm giving him with the title to his car? Absolutely not! It protects you BOTH actually. If you do NOT ... and he gets a judgement against him, then it's gone and you're both out.

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According to history, the stock market always hs risen when the Yankees have beaten the Phillies in the World Series. So do you think this is a good reason to invest in the stock market now? If you don't care about your money, or it's play money, then what the heck! If you're like me, and you make a living investing, then no way! Investing at these levels is VERY tricky and requires almost daily management; there is no free money :-)

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Which former Presidents would you have round for dinner? Which are definately not invited? Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln. That's about it for dinner ... I'd golf with Bush or Obama and party with Kennedy or Clinton though :-)

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What aspect of your personality needs a little 'fine tuning' (if any)? A bit to direct sometimes; people like things sugar coated I find and I sometimes don't take the time to do this, got to work on that :-)

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Can someone explain the difference between these two stocks. chl and chlkf. One is the main carrier, CHL, traded on the NYSE (a VERY liquid market place) and the other, CHLKF is the Hong Kong spin off traded on the OTCBB or the "Pink Sheets" they used to call them. Very illiquid and dangerous place to play around ... don't get value trapped by a stock that is just cheap in price; leverage will kill you on the downside alot faster than it will help you...

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God is said to be of no gender. What about Satan? Satan is female. I know because we broke up recently, and she's living in New York now.

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Was Jesus reading the bible? No, but he has the lead roll in the movie!

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I have 498 songs on my Ipod. How many do you have on yours? Oh man, I went a little overboard ... about 9K on the old white iPod, 8.5K on the new one and about a TB worth on the computers ... yeah, I got some organizing to do for sure, not looking forward to that! Of course, the drives will probably crash before I get around to organizing them, so whatever. I was planning on heading around the world on a long cruise in a new sailboat, so I was...

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Is it just me, or is anyone else unable to get the + points button to work? VERY SLICK! You should get a few thousand people testing it on your question ... if you break a few thousand points, should be a record breaker!!!

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Are you not God? Can you prove you are not GOD? I certainly am not able to disprove that I am not God, so where does that leave me ...

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Please give me a good example of complete lunacy The United States Congress, or, for a better example, see US Government.

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You may love your S/O but do you Like him/her. We hate to love each other, pretty simple arrangement really :-)

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Do you have to pay for answers? Yes, that will be $5 please ... thank you for asking.

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Why does Yahweh require the foreskin to be removed? Was it a flaw in the design? Reminds me of the line in "Year One" the movie ... "Stay right there, I'll be RIGHT BACK to cut your penis, just let me get my good knife. Oh, not the whole thing, just the tip, stay right there..."

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What causes an odor in a mans semen? It is definately diet and, of course, most any man would be more than happy to volunteer to prove this theory ... LOL :-P

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If you won the lottery, what would you say to that that nasty merciless bankmanager? I would do the following: 1) Consult an attorney and setup an irrevocable trust so that no one can ever sue me and get any of my assets in any way, no matter what. 2) Consult another attorney as to the exact legal ramifications of "assault", to wit, does it include throwing a wet bag of excrement on someone and if so, is it a felony, to wit, will my irrevocable trust be...

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Who is one comedian that really makes you laugh? Loius CK and Jim Gaffagan ... HILARIOUS!

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Do you still vaguely think that special someone out there will come by some day and sweep you off your feet? It's just a matter of time; patience is a virtue!

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What is your favorite tv show (2009-09-01) Tough call ... Family Guy and Two and A Half Men are very close in my book!

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I'm sole beneficiary, but NOT executor. The debts are teetering on being more than value of the land I HAVE to keep in the family. (plus remaining mortgage). CAN the executor make choices about what to sell WITHOUT asking me first? Depends on the Estate paperwork and the final will but the Executor has the power :-( I went through it with my family and had to REALLY kiss the ass of the Executor to keep things in line. There are very good strategies to keep yourself and/or the assets protected I would recommend you get all your thoughts very well organized (to save time) and sit with an attorney that knows your states...

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Does your car have a sunroof? One does, one's top goes up and down, and the Jeep has no top at all!

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What come's to mind when I say.. 221 Jiggawatt's? What they seem to bill me for on my electric bill each month ...

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What gun would be your choice for home protection? 9mm with grip activated laser site is my choice for accuracy but I understand that a 45 may be better (for stopping power and less legal entanglements). A shotgun is good, of course, but lots of collateral damage to fix later :-)

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What is going on with Google and the week long tribute to Sesame Street? Usually tributes are put for a day They probably bought it so they're making use of the content :-)

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Dose jacking off make your bigger I think during, yes but after, no.

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What would you do if you had a week in Spain? Spend it in Italy :-P

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I see London, I see France, I see your _____ underpants! (what word goes in the blank?) skid marked

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Do you have an enemy? who? My enemy is myself; I know him oh so well!

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Im 17 and people say I look like im 14/15 which I kind of do. Is this a bad or a good thing? I honestly don't know. Makes no difference now, neither age is is a significant breakpoint, i.e., drinking or running for president. If it holds up and you look 20 when you're 30 then you got it going on!!

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I originate from the center. I move outwards,What am I?One word only Light

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What are the odds of getting a nail in the same tire 15 times in the last 2 years? Same odds that you have a very spiteful Ex out there trying to slowly drive you insane!

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How do you kill 7 mosquitos with one blow? With or without a hand grenade?

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I just cant seem to cope with all my husbands stuff around and him deployed. so it is wrong to toss most of his stuff (besides R&R clothes and such) in his closet for a year? NO way, clutter makes you crazy! Just pull it out and spread it around a week or so before he comes home!

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What true story turned into a movie is worth watching? Patton ... bar none!

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Why would a guy want to meet a girl in a bar? Is this a trick question? To do his taxes, of course silly, jeeeze!

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Your eyes are red............what happened to them? I got stoned in my freshly chlorinated pool without my sunglasses on at noon during polen season.

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Can someone help me? I cannot focus on my studies, I am tired all the time, I am stressed out and unhappy. I attend college full time and work. I never have time to relax, there is ALWAYS something that I must take care of. I just want find a way to rest. Find something that gives you peace and clears your mind. That keeps you balanced and frees your mind in ways you can't imagine. For me, it's golf ... well, except when I shank one into the lake, then it's war! Good thing I don't do that any more though ... ahhhh ... peace ... SERENITY NOW!!

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What is one thing everybody has in their kitchen? Odors

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Men, if a woman offered you money for sex, would you do it? If yes, provided you would not catch anything, is there a situation where you ever turn it down? How much we talking here ... and ... I must agree with HungryGuy ... all ANY woman, pretty much, has to do to have sex is say "yes".

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Man tells woman he is in love with her but doesn't see a long term relationship in the foreseeable future. What should the woman do? It's probably not the right time, at that moment, to tell him she's pregnant ...

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Tell about something about income tax It sucks, it is wastefully spent, it's exhorbitant, it's more than likely unconstitutional and oh yeah, it sucks!

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Which is better: an LCD TV or plasma screen TV? LCD for bright rooms, Plasma for dark ones. LCD has a nonreflective screen and plasma can put out more light for brighter pixels. I have a couple of both and that's how I do it ... the LCD's are better for gaming I find though ... the plasma does nice on the BluRay.

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What are some homemade Christmas presents one could make? Cookies or Fruit Cake ... that's what I always had to take to my teachers as a kid :-)

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Does God poop? He must, that explains today pretty much for me!

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What side should red/green chanel marker be on....and is there an easy way to remember this Red right return ... then just do everything opposite from there! Green left return, red left outbound, green right outbound. Return is when you're heading in from the inlet.

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What is the perfect plan for world domination? Just offer them change :-)

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How to keep laundry fragrantafter wash? Thanks My Ex used to make the stuff smeall AWESOME! Fabric softener in the wash and bounce in the dryer ... and ALOT of it as I remember constantly picking that crap up at the store while I was out buying steaks and beer!

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I eat a lot of cereal (Kashi,Total,Cherrios), at least 2 bowls a day. I know I take more than the advised serving, but other than cereal I only eat a 230-235cal. dinner and a few low-fat-cal. snacks. Will I get overweight if I continue to eat like this? Yes you will. Cereal is all carbs, read the box!!

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Does your home come with a seaview? Back yard is nice ...

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Okay... dogs VS. cats which do you choose & can you give one reason why they are better pets? Dogs, they come when you call with much less effort and/or training. Cats can be trained, but it's a total pain. I've had both, trained both and my experience puts me 100% in the dog camp :-)

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I am more or less necessary. Used and disposed,What am I?One word ToiletPaper or Air (air, as opposed to oxygen, is more or less necessary, as you could do without it if you had only pure O2 and it is used and disposed of as CO2 from the lungs).

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Is there anything in the world cooler than full frontal nudity? Kinda depends on the frontage :-) There's some that ain't so cool but there are others, I have been told, people would pay to see yo!

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How heavy should a female 5foot 6inches tall be? Depends on the frame ... I dated a girl that was rather petite at 5-6 and at 110 she looked perfect so hard to say but given that, I'd put it between 110-130.

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50% of the Obama healthcare package has passed. our only hope is the Senate. better have all your needed surgeries before its signed into law. if not, you may not make it till its your turn. why is this happening? Here's another answer ... There was a professor in a large college that had some Exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back And stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had...

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Do you think every generation is becomeing stupider and stupider? Yes, empiracle evidence points in this direction. While school enrollment is up and drop-out rates are down, there is significantly more free time and numerous diversions and new social factors at work. The latest book I read on the subject was "The Dumbest Generation" by Mark Bauerlein which has some shocking research and statistics on the subject. It's not a huge...

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How much money is enough in retirement? Depends on lifestyle and other factors like if you plan to travel in retirement, etc. If it costs $50K per year for this, say to maintain the house, paying the taxes, insurance, electric, cable, a cruise a year, a new car every ten years, etc. and you plan to retire at 65 and live for 30 years, then it's about $800K needed over the 30 year period, assuming no inflation. You must,...

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In which jobs shouldn't you snooze while working? Surgeon of any kind comes to mind.

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Without a back scratcher., how can I scratch my back in the hard to reach places? Why did your back scratcher leave you? Were you mean to her? Well, as an alternative, if your house has stucco on the outside, you know what to do!!

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50% of the Obama healthcare package has passed. our only hope is the Senate. better have all your needed surgeries before its signed into law. if not, you may not make it till its your turn. why is this happening? Because it is "the will of the people". The "people" in this case, are the three primary branches of government, to wit: 1) The Legislative 2) The Executive 3) The Media

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Why do people get their nipples pierced? They like it when you play with them ... at least that's what all the girls I have known that had them say!

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Would you vote for a candidate who worked as a pole dancer? Hell no! Politicians are already TOO busy lining their pockets with our money ... why vote someone in who's going to line her panties as well! Well, wait a tick ... I'd have to see her positions first. Evaluate how she skirts the issues. Visualize her skill set with regard to her address to her constituency.

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When you realize there is a scammer on ab, do you speak up and warn your friends or say oh well? Scammer? How do people scam you on AB? With ideas and jokes and stupid questions or something? I can't imagine anyone would ever actually send money to anyone, ever, on a website, no matter what the sob story or post! Caveat lector, I always say!

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The classical economic doctrine held that the normal equilibrium position of the economy was one of what Equal supply and demand for goods. Now, however, this theory is not as sound with the unlimited expansion of trade and the overwhelming effect of substitution!

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Is Bill Gates an atheist because he has more money than God? No way, God's on the MSFT payroll ... obviously :-P

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What do some scientists think may be responsible for the rapid motion of stars near the edges of galaxies? No answer, try GOOGLE.COM.

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Do you actually take the time to appreciate people answering your questions on AB? Of course I do ... give 'em points too! ESPECIALLY the funny ones! There are some HILARIOUS people on here, kinda makes the site for me!!

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Who should move out of the house, the cheater, or the cheated? she wants her independance, some of the cheating happened at the residence. she does not want anything of ours. she wants me to move out our stuff and find storage for it. The cheater goes OR whoever owns the house stays. In this case, if she doesn't want anything, then get on down the road girl! How stupid is it to stay, move everything out, and pay storage just so she can stay in an empty place! Just get a NEW place, that's empty already, and pay no storage ... what, about $3K per year or something?! It's MUCH easier for her to git!

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Why is your love like poision? Because once it's in the blood, it's effects are profound, it increases in potency over time, and there is no known vaccine or antidote ... hence all the restraining orders ... LOL :-)

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Does milk of magnesia come from cows named magnesia? If so, then I want to know where Baby Oil comes from!

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Is rap truly the most explicit musical genre? Not sure about most explicit, probably is. It is, of course the worst genre. It's just urban trash put to a rythm to sell crap music to media trapped youths a dollar at a time. Although, to be honest, there's a couple I have heard that are as funny as they are entertaining, so whatever floats yer boat I guess!

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I had a threesome last night with 2 men for the first time. Would u think any less of me knowing this? No way! ESPECIALLY if I was one of the two guys! Actually ... I can't remember what I did last night ... Um ... is there video of this? I mean, just in case I run for public office in the future, I need to know where I was last night ....

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How short is too short? i.e. your height causes problems I'm 6-2 and I had a girlfriend that was 4-4 and that was almost too short. For some specific reasons I stuck with it of course ... but for the future, I think a foot or so height difference is good ... two feet difference is just too great IMO!!

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Does anyone know of a place i could train to be a Ninja? Not to go on missions or anything nerdy like that, i simply wish to learn the dicipline the oriental warriors have obtained. Actually, you can ask a Ninja, directly. There is a website for this: http://www.askaninja.com I'm serious, it's a real popular site. You can email your question to him at: askaninja@gmail.com Good luck!!

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Do Federal income taxes favor the retention of earnings over the distribution of earnings. Depends, but it is pretty much controlled via deductions. IRA's/401K is not taxed until redemption, so they inspire savings. The purchase of equipment brings with it depreciation deductions, so this inspires spending. Overall however, there are more deductions for spending than saving :-) We are but cogs in the machine of government meant to be dutiful little vessels of consumption :-)...

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How do people know they are gay? I am not saying I am I was just wondering why my bf thinks he is. General rule of thumb: If you're a man, chances are, your BF is gay.

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Do you have more than one table and chairs set in your house? Sure, dining room, florida room, kitchen (not family room, oops), pool deck and there's a desk with two chairs in the office ... so one where anyone eats or works basically :-)

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Why did she pack up and go? How often do you shower?

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DO Stockholders who seek to defer taxes prefer capital gains to dividends You can do both, the qualified dividend is treated as cap gains income :-) But large gains in positions are always best when they are taken after the cap gains period kicks in!

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Are there any good reasons not to become a vegetarian? There is one OVERWHELMING reason ... STEAK!!!

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I have two dating profiles. One has me in photos just as I appear normally. That one gets about a response every couple of days. The other is me dressed really slutty... it gets a million responses. Are guys really just pigs? Guys respond to stimulus ... these slutty pictures stimulate them into action :-)

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What causes the difference im temperature of gas and terrestrial planets I would say gravity which depends on the radius/density of the planet. The smaller the diameter (ie the Moon), the less gravity in effect. The greater the diameter (ie the Earth) the greater the force of gravity, therefore the greater the compression on items therein, even gas. Pressure can increase and decrease temperature, so changes in pressure would change temperature ... just my guess :-)

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How do black holes move? Same way everything else moves in the universe ... gravitational forces. Everything is moving in the universe, BH's are no different.

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If someone knocked on your bedroom window in the middle of the night, would you see who it was, or pretend to be sleeping? I'd probably check the cameras first and see WTF!!!

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I dyed my hair black, and i think my polish look has gone away. (no makeup is on) http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=33msta1&s=4 Nice job, looks good! The shirt helps out too :-)

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How to disarm the world from all types of weapons? Impossible. People will always have fists :-)

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What is your favorite Wine? Right now, it would have to be Merlot!

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Do boys cry Only when you take away their XBox :-)

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Would the world end in 2012? God I hope not! My bonds mature that year, I would hate to lose out on the principle!

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What is something all Women wish for? Larger breasts ... even large breasted women I have dated ... seems big is just never big enough ... I don't get it, but it seems to be the one I have heard the most!

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Do you have a gun in your house? Where do you keep it? Of course, it's a very helpful deterrent, if ever necessary :-) Keep it in a gun safe, just to be safe!

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On a scale of 1-10..1 being not important at all and 10 being very important. How important is someone being good in bed in a relationship to you? Usually, with the right attitude, you can get the bedroom action better and better, so it's not so important to me, IMO b/c it always gets better :-) I'd say 5-6 or so for me on that basis!

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What was the last movie you've seen in theatres? And was it good or a waste of money? I spent enough on my home entertainment room that I don't go anymore :-) Just wait for the DVD or NetFlix and watch it at home with some food/wine, etc. Two years of saving $40 on weekly movies and I am ahead ... and it does other stuff too like TV and runs my MS MediaCenter :-)

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What is the one word you will use to describe your ex? GONE

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Is it a given that beachside or poolside, men will ogle nubile young flesh as they can’t help it? Yes. It is built into the genetic code.

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Sarcasm is ............................... under rated.

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Where do you get sticky paper traps for mice? I get them at Ace hardware ... but once those bastards are in the house, it's tough to get them out! You really need to do the poison traps outside to keep them out! You can buy them online much cheaper though ... I had a problem last year, and finally got it solved, but had to use a bunch of these things. Peanut butter on one of the larger sized traps is best ... but you got to throw...

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Looks like I have a pet lizard on my porch. I gave it potato chips 1 day to eat & now, it follows me anywhere I go when I'm out back, even jumped in the pool w/me 1 day. Do lizards love potato chips that much & what else can u feed them? ok, text me when you're leaving and I'll start the Mango Margaritas!

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When will the Republican Party activate its self-destruct sequence? I think they already have by standing for self reliance and less government. The fourth branch of government, the media, is doing all it can to push the button. This country will get its wish, and everyone will be cared for by the government, and all the rich people will leave (with their money) and the USSA will become a third rate country. Founded on self reliance and personal...

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If you won the lottery jackpot would you more likely gain weight or lose it? I'd be so busy running all over the world, I'd probably lose weight!!

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Is happiness really a choice to everyone in life? Yes, as it all comes down to decisions and outcomes. The trouble is, the way you want or feel to act is not always the action that will generate the best most conducive outcome towards happiness. Therefore, decisions are difficult and sometimes must be contrary to what we want and happiness can be realized. Happiness, IMO, is not a one time goal but an ongoing challenge forged in the actions...

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How do I turn a friendship into a relationship? Alchohol helps ... LOL. Got to make some kind of move though, either touching when you walk buy or something subtle and see how the other person responds. If they are receptive, you're in!!!

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When I was a young man I tried to believe that a big house, lotsa cars and toys and bucks, etc., etc., led to happiness. Have you found that to be true? It's OK, but they are just more of diversions than anything else. The biggest pain in the butt is maintaining all that junk. Get a bigger boat, you need a bigger house on the water. Get another car, you got to add another garage, blah, blah, blah. Not to mention, the more stuff, the more things to break, get fixed or repaired. I am OVER it! I'm downsizing now, it's just...

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Whats your favorite homecooked meal? Thanksgiving ... oh man, I am SOOO hungry all of the sudden!!

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Do you prefer using a charcoal barbeque or a gas barbeque, and why? Charcoal for sure, but it's messy and takes full on skilz yo!

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We are living in a society where "anything goes, live and let live, no one's perfect, go along to get along." Do we get the kind of government we deserve when we don't seem to care about the character of our public servants? Should we care more? We should care more, but who has the time? Government has the time to pass laws and new fees and taxes and new programs (that cost money) EVERY DAY! We, as citizens, simply can NOT keep up with everything they are doing. Government has figured out if you keep people busy buing things and paying taxes on everything, then people will simply not have the time to monitor government. We're...

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I broke up wid my bf.yesterday.he s getting engaged to som1 else.n he cant go against his family.i love him he loved me too,but he told me tht now he cant continue.he has to forget me.how can i forget him.my heart asccepted him.he says he cant cheat both If YOU broke up with him, what's the issue? If family is pushing him to another woman, it's probably a lost cause ... you can not fight family and siblings; they have far too great a higher ground from which to impart comments and emotions and judgements. I don't know if I read this somewhere or made it up but the concept is the same, "Those who have the ear of the...

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Who said, “It is not the mountain that we conquer, but ourselves”? Not sure, but in conquering the mountain, are we not, in effect, conquering ourselves? We must overcome our fears and weakness in order to conquer the mountain and, in so doing, we accomplish both :~) Actually, it was Edmund Hillary that said it (thanks Bing!).

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do you consider yourself a good person or a bad person? Fantastic person and trying to improve all the time! Every day should be something learned, something gained and something revealed, IMO :-)

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Do you think that you should be able to go to war for our country at 18 but not be able to purchase alcohol until you are 21? I think, if you're in the military, and under 21, you can still drink on a military base. Not sure, but a friend of mine had a brother, 19, who went into the Marines last summer and he said he could drink on base. So I am assuming the military allows the benefit to those accepting the reponsibility.

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Do you give minus points on AB because you don't like the question or the answer? I don't see the need for negative points unless it is just a total jackass answer or question. I only answer or ask questions of importance to me. I do notice however, many negative points when I answer or ask something controversial that touches nerves in people :-)

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2/3 of divorces are initiated by women. Should society train men to initiate divorce more often? I think society should stop using divorce as a solution and start puting more value in marriage and commitment.

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Do you collect action figures? Nope, collected beer cans as a kid, but after I realized collecting means storing ... I learned early, unless you got a place to keep it, don't buy it or collect it!! Of course, I'm sad I didn't now b/c those Star Wars or Star Trek action figures from my youth might go for some big bucks now!!!

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Should term limits be abolished for the President of the United States? I'm sure they will be soon :-) Term limits is a JOKE anyway ... all politicians are career criminals ... they just move to another type or level of corruption: from city to county to state to federal, etc. Term limits should be for the life of the individual, not related to a specific office held. This would fix government forever.

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My husband has also recently discovered this website and i am afraid he will read all my answers. I cannot let this happen as i have asked some very personal questions which i need to delete. Does anybody know how to delete a profile or delete questions? If the EDIT option is still available on your question, just change the question or type in QUESTION WITHDRAWN or something.

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Would you call an ambulance for an injured criminal? Sure, not sure if he would want me to, since it lands him back in the fun house!

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Using 6 ingredients or less, can you make a fast easy cheap meal for 3? I'm not sure you can beat the Wendy's $1 menu as far as price ... three Bacon CB's for $3 and water to drink ... that's got to be as cheap as it gets.

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What gets on your nerves the most? Slackers or over-zealous people? People asking me what bothers me. LOL ... actually, its all this government socialism going on. Taking over banks and money system, taking over health, blah, blah ... how long till they take over my mind for my own good?

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What is difference bitween steel and iron Iron (Fe) is an element (devoid of carbon so more maleable), Steel a compound (usually with more carbon for stregth). There's more to it perhaps, but this is the short version.

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How long will the relationship last if the relationship you are in now is one that you went into to end a serious one that you were in and you are getting over a long term relationship and deep love? is it eaiser to have someone there while doing this? There is no way to say but yes, it is always easier to get over someone else when you have a new distraction to keep your mind off the pain. Eventually, however, it comes back in some way but WHEN ... well, that's an unknown really, varies by individual. My girlfriends typically come back anywhere from three months to a year later after a breakup so the time varies.

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Are any of you somewhat technology-challenged and as such, get duly frustrated if you have a personal computer hard drive crash? Any interesting stories about that, and if so - how did you get things resolved/improved/fixed, and did the 'fix' last or not? Not challenged at all, tech comes natural to me for some reason ... which is why no crash has ever effected me. I always backup critical data, always. Hard drive space is just TOO DAMN CHEAP not to. Now I even span DVD's with backups of my backups so it's permanent. It's silly, IMO, to ever lose anything. I think for my entire computer life, I have lost about two documents...

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What are the other four components of computer system Other four? You only have four, Keyboard, Mouse, Monitor, CPU. Input->Processing->Output.

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If you could bring back 1 TV show that had ben canceled what would it be? Seinfeld for sure, King of Queens, News Radio (with Phil Harman) and Third Rock From The Sun.

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Does it make sense to admit that I have 3 gf's to my wife? She is suspicious anyway after my friend had to drive me and my gf out of work in th trunk...What should I do? Being a bus driver has tempations... Just tell her you TOTALLY misunderstood the vows ... you thought that the "for better" part was "for better more women to have and to hold" ... it was all so confusing and you were drunk or soemthing. She'll understand completely.

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Whats the most disgusting hotel you ever stayed in? The Royal Motel in New Jersey ... it was by the hour but it was 3AM I was in from a late flight and had a meeting at 7AM and all the hotels by the airport were completely full for a convention. There were even bullet holes in the wall ... it was something out of a movie!!! I had no idea where I was, I just told the cab driver to take me somewhere I could sleep! My local rep that picked me up...

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I keep seeing people refer to invisible points. What are "invisible points" on AB? They're like invisible dollars, only more valuable!

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What's the sweetest thing you've said to a boyfriend or girlfriend? Some poetry, I wrote this for my current: Life is a journey, we're put to the test We push our way through, or strive for the best. Each day, like a rose, needs water and sun, For lest we forget, the petals are none. The field which we play, is left to our heart, Discovery vast, less science, more art. A moth to the flame, we're drawn to the soul, That's known to us...

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How often do you think? Incessantly, it never stops, I can't turn it off ... it's annoying and, I am finding, uncommon. The real frusrating part is all the branches and sub-thoughts that come from thinking one ... too much drill down and processing is just not normal :-P

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My wife don't cook or clean. Should I get divorce? Are you doing everything else? I mean if you're doing the yard, the pool, the laundry, the cars, paying all the bills, working all week ... then it would be nice to share all the chores. Either split it up and say she does everything one week and you do everything the next week, etc. or separate out all the stuff that has to be done and each responsible for their part. Failing...

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I want to start my own repo business in North Carolina, where do I start, and what is required. I have a wrecker and a rollback. Just need the jobs.....can anyone help Just REPO or towing as well? Towing would be hitting all the body shops, car shops, repair shops, etc. and getting your name out there with cheap/resonable rates and good service, dependable towing (not denting bumpers, loading the car with no damage to axles, subframe, etc.) Also, check with AAA or other roadside assistance companies to see if someone else i convering your area or if you can...

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This girl at work, she has the worst body odor ever. She doen't realize how bad it is. Nobody tells her for they don't want to hurt her feelings.should I keep quite about it or should I just tell her straight out. Just tell her, obviously noone to date has had the balls to do it, it might do her good. If she cares, she'll something about it and if she's sensitive about it, then she'll hate you forever. How to do it can be found in the old saying: "Always perfect the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip" Not saying...

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I was spotting for 12/14days and now am on my period. I wanted to go to planned parenthood tomorrow to find out why i was spotting and all but the website says to go when ur not on ur period unless your having a bleeding condition so,should i go 2morrow? I've seen it in my s/o's before, usually stress or diet if the cycle eventually comes, it goes back to normal. From what I have seen that is, I'm no gynechologist, but I'll talke a look ... LOL!

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Do you respect women? I respect others who have respect. So if they have respect for men, most notably me (considering they are close to me), then yes. Otherwise, no.

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You have to do a book report for school, any book. What book do you choose? Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand ... one of the greatest books ever written!!!

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Does anyone know if a bankruptcy can kill chances to work for Immigrations and Customs Enforcement? Best way to know is to get an application and read all the questions. If one of them asks about Bankruptcy, then it is something they will look into. It can sometimes show either irresponsible financial management or the willingness to avoid obligations as people do it for legitimate and strategic reasons. They may just want to know if it was done in the true spirit of the concept ... in...

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Can u apply clear coat on a windshield to protect it from getting rock chips? I have been through 3 windshields and am looking for something i can put on to help against rock chips Not really because you need a porous surface for the clear to stick to which would mean lightly sanding the glass and thereby making it somewhat foggy. You could try SuperShield on the window, it is used on bumpers as an option on new cars to protect the paint from rock chips, etc. Alternatively, you could use clear tint on the outside of the glass, like even 90-95% and that would do it....

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If you can choose child's gender, what would you choose? MY childs gender? I would first like a boy, then a girl and then think about it after that :~).

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When was the last time you said to someone "I want you"? Tuesday night, still working on closing that deal however ... it was not exactly that, more like, "My soul needs yours" ... maybe too corny, not sure :~P

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Do these adulterous politicians (South Carolina governor Mark Sanford ) think they are going to get away with their behaviour in this era? Absolute power corrupts absolutely; we have given politicians too much power and too much control and they have long forgotten who they work for and lost ALL humility and respect for themselves and their positions and their constituents.

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I have a wart on my knuckle. How can i get rid of it? Depends on the size. If it's small enough, there's wart remover at the drug store. If it's large, more than say 7-9mm, then you'll need to have it burned or cut by a dermatologist. I had both done, no big deal, they are cumbersome on the knuckle!

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Florida Homeowners association, if the board is sent an email informing them of a general location of an infraction, and has been asked to keep the email confidential, do they have to observe that request? I do not think so, most communication between associons and owners/occupants is public information. I know from the board I was on that it was and we could not "fail to disclose" information. If you want to be anonymous, then send it from a newly created GMail or Yahoo account.

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What's your crazy uncle like? He's the most greedy, selfish person ever. I guess that's how he made a few hundred million bucks ... but it destroyed him as a person for sure :~(

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Whats the sweetest thing your lover has said to you? She gave me this video and said it is all about us: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHx4BlF6V2o

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How can i divert my cheating partners texts to my phone please help Break up with her retard! Get someone faithful who you can trust ... it's over, let it go!!

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Can an airplane become airborn (take off) by remaining stationary and moving the "ground" under it as on Myth Busters?? NO!!!!! If the plane is truely statiomary it is impossible !!!! Yes it can if the air moves with the ground, Bernoulli's principle applies to lift and if the wind moves over the wings, then the differential in pressure above and below the shape of the wing will lift the craft. If you spin a globe under an aricraft, there will lift created by the wind created by the movement of the sphere. To prove this, spin a globe very fast and put your...

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Which one name would you NEVER name your child? Hussein

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What's one thing you hate to spending money on? TAXES ... of any kind or sort.

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When you think about it, doesn't reffering to women as "females" or "girls" regardless of their age, sound kind of demeaning? Would you prefer the rap vernacular: Bitches and Hos?

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Is it ok for guys to wear eyeliner? Of course, the more feminine and weak the male sex, the better! Makeup and girdles too I think is good, as well as purses and what not :~P

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Why is it considered comedic to show a man struck in the groin on TV and in movies, while it is not comedic to have a woman struck in the groin or breasts (or anywhere else on her body)? It's always funny to denigrade men, and once all the men finally become totally helpless, weak, feable idiots, the women will protect us and probably evolve into men in several thousand years and get their wish!

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Do you always try to be the best that you can be? ALWAYS ... it takes a little longer, but in the end, it is well worth it. The storehouse of knowledge you build up by drilling deeper into everything you do creates PHENOMENAL awareness and self scrutiny and leavees little room for doubt in all things you approach and conquer.

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Is life a cruel joke or a wondrous event? A series of wonderous events as we investigate and travel down the paths we lay or forge through the daily morasse with the occasional bumps and cruel jokes that force us to laugh at ourselves and what we thought was sure yesterday is now the ridiculous and the impossible is what our lives become!

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Do we look more angelic when we're asleep? Absolutely, except with the snoring and the drooling ... take those out and pure angels we are!!

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What's your favorite part of your town or city? The beach ... sitting there during a full moon is just awesome ... especially if there are some thunder clouds a few miles off shore with some heat lighting dancing about !!!

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Are you a very animated person? Depends on the company and if it's appropriate, but for the most part, yes (waving hands).

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You see a spider walking across the ceiling as you lie in bed. Your reaction would be... Get up and kill it. Spider bites are horrendous: http://www.badspiderbites.com/spider-bite-pictures There is no point in taking a chance, ESPECIALLY if your s/o is in the bed with you; keeping her safe is my number one priority :~)

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How often do you work on your YouTube profile? Never, don't have one! I'm too busy AB-ing!!

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To whom do you always show utmost respect? Myself as it makes for a solid foundation, them mom/dad and the elderly for sure!!

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Who do you look to most for emotional support? Outside of myself, my parents, mom first. If I have an s/o at the time, I might lean a bit on her, but for the most part, I do not get myself into situations that require emotional support so it's really never a problem. I find that steering the ship properly helps you avoid situations that require reactionary behavior so I concentrate all my efforts on prevention thereby minimzing the...

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How would you describe your athletic abilities? Awesome ... SOOOOO glad my parents got me into hand-eye cordination sports as a child; has paid off well throughout life!!

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What is your opinion on Jon and Kate filing for divorce? Crazy ... but could be a media ploy as well for ratings, etc. How on earth you could do that, if it is real, to EIGHT humans is amazing. Some people are just NOT marriage material I guess but that does not become clear for a few years ... when and if I get married, I'm doing EVERYTHING to stay together. First and foremost, is to pick the right woman and communicate 100% so there are no...

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Do you think people who are overweight should learn to accept and love themselves or lose weight? Why? Lose weight ... it creates a much more positive image and promotes a good psychological foundation for growth in all areas. Plus, it's more healthy and easier to buy clothes if your weight is steady. Almost 20 years after high school, I'm still the same size with a little more muscle, but I can buy clothes and they last until they wear out ... saves alot of money! Good diet and...

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I had my pc set up with dual monitors, i moved my pc to another room now no longer have dual monitors showing in the display settings. any ideas? When you umplugged the monitors, you may have loosened the video card. Also, if they were different resolutions and the monitors were only capable of the resolution they were each set at, switch the cables around. If the system is not seeing the dual monitor option, then the card is not seeded properly.

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Do you think that children 3-8 or 9 should get payed for chores or do you feel it makes them believe that they then HAVE to get payed before they will do anything? Absolutely they should be paid for the work they do around the house. They should be paying rent as well then :-)

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If you were the Governor, what's something you would tax, to raise money? That's a good book title: "Bread, Circuses, Snake Oil and Magic" ... that's what we have now. The four branches of government: Bread is the House of Reps, Circuses is the Presidency, Snake Oil is the Senate and Magic is the media.

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What is your upper age limit for you to date a woman? Depends on how she looks and acts ... I think Heather Lockleer is what, 55 or 60 by now, I'd definately hit that for sure!

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Do men prefer food or sex? Actually, it goes: Food -> Wine/Beer -> Sex -> Sleep

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Wen u go 2 a precinct..nd u were arrested..will the police give any info to my boyfriend on what i was arrested 4? even if i was der physically wit him at da precinct? cuz i dont want da police to give any info to my boyfriend whether im with him or not!! Anyone can find anything out, it's all public information. Here in Florida, they even print little magazines I see at the corner store called Mug News or something. It's just pictures of everyone that was arrested that week with their name, DOB, charge and date of arrest. I guess they want to shame people into staying out of jail ... it's not working though, I notice the book...

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I have noticed that not many kids riding bicycles any more, Is this something that has gone out of style? Probably b/c if they're not playig video games, or on the Internet, they're getting carted over to someone elses house in the SUV so they can to play video games or get on the Internet over there :-)

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Do you like roller coasters? i love them YES, I love life ... it's the best roller coaster ride of them all!!!

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What is your next major purchase you are holding off buying because of the current economic crisis? Bigger generator, a second floor and a new dock. I'm hoping the government collapses to such a state that I won't be paying $25,000 in plans and permits before I buy a box of nails!!! Wishful thinking probably.

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Do you know how to change the Oil in your Vehicle? Absolutely, but time permitting of course.

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Can you get pregnant from your partner cuming in your butt? Men, No ... Women, only if they're jumping around down there :-)

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What drives your soul? My Ex unfortunately, but we're going to put some closure on that real soon :-!

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I have read that an intense orgasm is the highest level of pleasure a woman can ever experience. And labour (childbirth) is the highest level of pain. Isn't it curious that both these extremes are related to the act of procreation? Any thoughts? The orgasmic pleasure is lure you into childbirth. It's too bad by the time you have the child, you have LONG forgotton about the pleasure!

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Would you rather have a Ferrari or a Porsche? I've had both and it's a nightmare. Too much overhead to maintain those beasts ... I'm getting rid of my last sports car and I'm done ... anyone want to buy a mint condition 2005 Jag XKR Convertible with 22,000 on it?!?

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Should America stand for freedom? When did we stop? Oh that's right ... last year sometime!

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Are you in love with your neighbour? Actually, she's damn hot but alas, she is married to my friend :-)

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How often do you clean your filter on your a/c unit? Well, to be honest, I have no idea where mine is guess I better check that out huh?

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What Should my stepson call me? I know his mom does not like it when he calls me mom. Today he asked what should he call me but I don't know.. If you have any other kids in the house, especially younger ones, MOM is the only way to go ... otherwise they'll all be calling you by your first name! His Mom will have to get over it, IMO!

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Would you ever vote an atheist into a political position? Depends on his political philosophy; if he's for higher taxes and increased fees and all new government buildings and thousands of more employees then probably not.

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If you were a blade of grass, what is your worst nightmare? Me ... after about 6 or 8 beers :~)

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Can someone highlight the nature of the Networking & Hardware industry. Is it true that this field is recession proof? There is no such thing as recession proof because even if sales are steady or increase, you have the deflationary aspect of lowering prices to meet consumer price demand. Nevertheless, on this particular industry, in my opinion, we have reached the end of the technology spectrum. I believe technology, for the next decade, will move sideways and enhance products, not crete anything new....

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Who would you consider to be the worst President? Obama or George W. Bush? #1 Obama is not anywhere near done with what he's got planned. #2 It does not matter how bad it gets if he screws everthing up, it will still be blamed on Bush. Go with Bush as the answer and no matter the actual truth, you'll be correct!!!

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I am looking for a domestic beer that is similar to Corona. Any suggestions? I'm drinking El Presidente these days, at $8.99 for a 12 pack, I'll squeeze a lime in it and pretend!!

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What do you think of a woman who can not change the oil in her own car? I would call her a woman, that's a man's job! I have no problem taking car of my girls car especially if she's not interested in it or does not know how; it's not improbable that she split a knuckle open (like I have) or something, then you got a whole new problem!

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How long does it generally take to reach a family consensus on "What's for dinner tonight?" Less than 1/3 of a second as I live alone :~)

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What is the female equivalent of a fraternity? Sorority ... Tri-Delts were our sisters, oh yeah, made for some good parties :~)

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Where can I find a list of different things that reminds of 2004 not just music? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time get out lazy nerds look it up lazy. I only want the nice people to answer this question. That is an awesome strategy to insult everyone to get them to work for ya! I got to remember that for my employees tomorrow! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6662484/ns/news-2004_year_in_review Try that one, it's long, but there's a bunch of stuff there ... took 9 seconds I think :~)

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How often do you clean your filter on your a/c unit? Where is this filter you speak of?

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Why is it that guys usually leave the nice girl who will do anything for them for another girl that is a total bitch to them? I don't get that either, my friends do that and it makes NO sense. THey say boredom or just no 'zest' in the whole thing ... I guess people are just not happy unless they are miserable :-)

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If you were stranded on a desert island (with the necessary food, water, and shelter), what is the one thing that you would have with you? A super hot hottie so we could have some kids to help on the farm!

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What's the one most passionate song you've ever heard/stuck on at the moment?...mine is in the link ;) [plz don't embed vids, i can't see them, thanks=] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHx4BlF6V2o Every word is true for me right now B~) Can not embed this video :-(

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If you were the Governor, what's something you would tax, to raise money? Nothing, I would reduce taxes by cleaning up government and reducing spending. It's time for government to tighten its belt as well.

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What's the one thing your ex took that you most wish you had back? Her. But I'm working on it :~)

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What is the fastest way to die? Air bubble in the blood stream, 20 seconds, heart attack! On the contrary however, the SLOWEST possible way to die is good health!!!

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What's the most creative way you can finish this 'poem': Roses are red, Violets are blue...? Roses are red Violets are blue I ate Tex-Mex, Now I must poo.

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Why do some men use the term "feminist" as an insult against women who don't agree with them? Probably because the equality movement has been, at times, hijacked by the more aggressive and radical within the group in an effort to foster their agenda. This, IMO, has led to a bit of hypocrisy such as the treatment of Sara Palin by the feminists ... if Palin were a liberal Democrat, you bet they would have been at her side. So the decision makers in the current leadership are...

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If your s/o was in prison would you wait or get rid and move on? I agree, depends on what they're in for. If they robbed a bank for millions, then I would be forced to wait so she could get out and we could go get the money where she hid it!!

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Why does the US like to have Wars? I wouldn't call it 'like to have' as much as 'find a cause to engage in' but nevertheless, the military industrial complex is a powerful animal and one Eisenhower warned against.

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What will you do without beer? Why are you coming to take all my beer away?! Is this some new part of the stimulus/redistribution plan?!?!

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Using only Squares, is it possible to form a perfect circle? Of course, you only need one. Just spin it, it makes a cirle with the corners!

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Who broke that? The dog, it surely wasn't me! Oh, and he farted too :-)

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Where will you be when Armageddon happens? I'm not sure, do you have a date for that?

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What would be the easiest way to do outside decorating for the holidays? A wreath on the door, the mailbox and the front of the car ... done!

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Do you think that Tiger Woods will successfully defend his U.S. Open title in 2009? He's on the eighth hole, so he has ten holes to make up seven points and the leader is on hole 2 I think. So, the leader has to hold par at a minimum on all remaining holes and Tiger would have to birdie every hole to win. It is possible, but unlikely but this is where the MENTAL part of the game comes into play ... that's what I'm trying to beat now! This morning, playing...

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Have you ever used a wheel chair, crutches, walker or cane? Yep! All of the above, for a single injury ... went from the chair to a walker to crutches then a cane all on the way to healing! I still have the pimp cane, it's cool :-)

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Have you ever walked out of a movie because the film was so disturbing to you that you couldn't bear to watch any more? If so, what was the movie? Yep, Blair Witch Project. The bouncing around of the camera made me want to throw up ... I lasted about fifteen minutes!

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Have you ever seen a bear other than in a cage? Sure, I see them on TV all the time especially on the Colbert Report, he's askeered of bears :-P

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Is the truth more interesting than fiction? It's more interesting, but fiction usually makes more sense :-)

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Have you ever wanted to smell like a celebrity? No, but there are some celebrities I would like to smell like most of the girls in Maxim Magazine :-P

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What is a dish that you can use Green Peppers or Black Olives in? Or a dish that you can use them both in? Pasta sauce! With the right amounts, and some meat (I prefer steak of course) ... it's awesome. Olives have a great taste IMO :-)

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I need very bad bad dares please help Dare them to eat a worm. It's nasty, crunchy from the dirt, but perfectly harmless :-)

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Does anyone recognize the chick in the 8th pic down? I might, this would require a more detailed look. Can you send her over please? I think it's Natashia, but I can be sure once I see her in person. Thx.

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I got involved w/a guy who broke up w/his ex gf cuz she cheated him.he used me as a rebound n had her email me telling me they luvd each other n were meant 2 be.i feel so hurt,what do i do. Got to move on ... rebound guys/girls are tough, but can't do much about it. Email her back and say good luck ... besides, if she did it once, she'll do it again and he may come back to you. Would you take him?

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What kind of accident in your life has hurt you the most (dont need to know what happened just want to know what kind of accident it was for comparison in my life so to speake) example car accident, bad relationship, robery Me Vs Earth at 150 MPH, Earth wins round one. This rock we're on is pretty damn hard as it turns out :-P Parachute malfunction after jumping out of a perfectly good airplane!

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Is it normal to receive ten downrates in two hours? Don't think so, but sounds like you offended someone and they're going through your Q&A and hittin ya for it. Did you not play nice, or throw cat poo in the sandbox :-P

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Do you think the world will end on December 12, 2012, as predicted by many ancient, independent sources? No way, but you might want to open an online survival supply store to take advantage of the millions that will! Besides, the true end won't come until 2029, that's when the next major asteroid will pass between the Earth and Moon to within 100,000 miles (margin of error is about 100,000 miles) so it's anybody's guess if it drifts too close, we got another ice age!

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What is one animal that can`t fly? A slug. Unless ... This guy hears the doorbell, so he answers the door and sees a slug there on the porch. He picks it up and zings it into the field across the street. A couple years later, the guy answers the doorbell again, its the slug again and he says, "What the hells up with that guy?!"

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Is cryptozoology the study of ledgendary animals(chupacabra,bigfoot,thunderbird) I think it is the study of the code used between animals in zoos as they are well known by the intelligence community to be plotting a takover of the humans.

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My gf has now broken up with me because of bedwetting, even though I have started wearing diapers as she suggested. What should I do to get her back? Separate beds, but make love in hers and sleep in yours :-P

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How many stars are there in the universe? More than one and less than infinity.

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What fruits cannot be juiced, but which are edible? With enough horsepower, and the proper blade, you could juice a rock these days! Basically any fruit that can be eaten can be juiced, if you pulverize aything enough, it will turn into a juice, eventually! Even a fig or a date could be juiced with the right machine!

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How bout we vote on this? I think we should change the whole "Trick or treat" intro to "Spook or snack". How bout it? Good idea, but the racial overtones would never get past the thought police!!

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I've been with my boyfriend for 7 months but I'm in love with him. However, I've had feelings for my ex for well over the 4 years we've been apart. My ex and I have been talking and I want to be with my ex. How do I break the news to my boyfriend? Think about why you left your Ex, there was a reson for it so how is it that it is no lnger valid, that reason, now? That is the true thing to think about before you go too far with it.

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Is anybody completely happy with windows vista? It is total garbage, I downgrade any new PC I buy to XP Pro, FAR superior! Too slow and too much crap in it you don't need. It was the worst decision since "New Coke".

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Have you ever been stuck behind a tractor? Yeah, it's brutal! WIth those big ass tires, you can't see around the thing to try and pass!! I hate driving across the state, get stuck on two lane roads behind them all the time!!

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Im 17 & i pee & poop in a bucket in my bedroom at night cuz im too lazy to walk upstairs to go to the bathroom. i clean it out in the morning. my mom grounded me for it. im sad because its hard to stop. what if i dont want to get up tonight to go pee?HELP Stop eating and/or drinking anything a couple hours before bed ... that sounds kind of unsanitary to me, and the smell must be aweful ... uggghhh!

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Did you go visit your father today, for Fathers day? Absolutely, they actually came over for dinner and we watched the Open. Great to hang out with people whohave known you your whole life!!

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What hurts more? A kick to the package or a punch in the boobs? Nothing compares to a jab in the junk.

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How important was (is) your mother and /or your father to the character and integrity that you have today? (Or the lack thereof) 100% to this day even, they provided the fabric that I have managed to weave into a life.

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The bible says, "Do not ... put tattoo marks on yourselves..." (Leviticus 19:28). Why do people get crucifix tattoos if the bible forbids it? Since we have free will, and as long as we are allowed to use it, people will always disregard directions :-)

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Would you swap fridges with a friend? Yep, the moment it breaks I will!!

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Tom drove away from bigtown 10 minutes after janice,and overtook her in 20 minutes. if tom drove at a speed of 90mph,what was janice's speed in mph 0 MPH, she ran out of gas after twenty minutes of driving.

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Which sport uses the largest balls? Medicine Balls ... so I guess it's the sport of Medicine then?!

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Can you make me breakfast - what are we having? Lucky Charms or Cocoa Puffs, you decide, I make both excellently!

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Why does that guy smell so bad? Filth + Showers - Soap - Washcloth = Stank

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You know you're poor when...? All the credit card offers you get in the mail are pre-declined.

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I want to be a writer, and I am good at thinking of creative plots and good story lines, problem is I am not good at discriptive writing. What can I do to improve on discribing better? Read authors who write in a style you prefer. The more you read, the easier it will flow from your fingertips. Once you have good examples via many, many books in your mind about styles and methods, you can start to build your own style and method. The best way to learn anything, in my opinion, is to watch or learn from successful people do and then create your own style.

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Do you use fake tan if so do you worry about turning orange? Nope, I tan on the golf course. From the sleves down and from the knees to the ankles ... it's a HOT look and I'm waiting for it to be a fashion craze ... soon I hope!

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What food would you eat to increase your libido? Viagra, although I'm not sure what food group its in ... also, booze can make you pretty horny, albeit with not the same person you wake with in the morning :-P

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There's this guy that I really like. When he gives me a hug, talks to me, or even just smiles, I get the most intense butterflies and it feels like I'm floating. Are there any ways I can get his attention without making it obvious I have feelings ofr him? Topless is always a nice attention getter (sometimes a dollar bill getter too)

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If fast food is so bad, then why do people eat so much? Because they're in a hurry and it is appropriately named :-)

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Are aliens allowed to answers the answerbag's questions? Yes, but only questions on abduction, anal probing and crop circles will be answered.

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Do you have a date tonight? Yep, but golf in the morning means it had to end at midnight. I'm supposed to be sleeping right now so I am rested for the tournament ... damn this AB curse!!

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Are you ready for a nude AB calendar.. what month do you want to be? I would prefer a warm month, such as July or August, to avoid shrinkage and what not ... yo!

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What is common sense? Common Sense is a great book by Thomas Paine ... few have read it, sadly its theme is still valid today :-)

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Sovle: 3x^2-6x=0 2 = x

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Is travel insurance a waste of money? Depends on the cost of the insurance vs the potential loss. If you're paying $200 to protect $1000 worth of loss, probably not. If you're paying $400 to cover $10,000 worth of potential loss then heck yeah! The first time you need it is usally when you do not buy it :-)

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Is it appropriate for me, being im 18 yr old girl, to have a relationship with a guy that's 36 yr old? He seems really nice and really into me, i like him too but i don't know if its, well appropriate. So when he was 18, you were not born yet and he'll be 60 when you're just into your 40's? So, if it's long term, and you have kids in a few years, he'll be 60 or so when they go to college? Well, if it's long term, there's going to be a huge generation gap ... and you will forever be mistaken for his daughter :-) You may just be in need of a classic...

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America keeps coming up with new immigration laws and reforms but never enforces any of them. Why aren't America's current immigration laws being enforced? Two simple reasons. 1) Cheap labor 2) Free tax money* for the government** *Recent IRS mandates to employers require withholding on all employees. Also, they do not verify social security numbers. Since illegals use 999-99-9999 as their social, and withholding taxes are paid, it is free money to the Gov't since that social will NEVER file an income tax return to get a refund. Why...

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Will you join me in congratulating Whitehair in reaching the level of Sage? Congratulations, Karin, on your great achievement!! Amazing! I think I will long be passed away before my account ever reaches that status! Well done, that's alot of AB-ing!!!

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Is there a chart somewhere on this site that is a breakdown of all the possible levels you can attain on AB, and their respective +/- rating assignments? I don't have all the point assignments yet, but here are the points required for each level. I don't know if this answers your question, but I could not find it anywhere, so I just calculated it out to 50. Hope it helps! Level 1 requires 100 points & 50 to next level Level 2 requires 150 points & 59 to next level Level 3 requires 209 points & 68 to...

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Want a chart that shows points required for each level to 50 in AB? Trying to upload JPG or GIF chart ...

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Want a chart that shows points required for each level to 50 in AB? I could not find this anywhere, so I made it; I do not think it is a duplicate ANSWER or QUESTION, but i'm open to whatever:-) Anyway ... Ask and ye shall receive! It won't upload my image! Here's the raw data, should be readable now ... Level 1 requires 100 points & 50 to next level Level 2 requires 150 points & 59 to next level Level 3 requires 209...

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What one word or phrase do you shout when something really positive and exciting happens? I did this dance yesterday on the golf course, as a matter of fact! I drove the ball across a 300 yard lake to the green from the tee ... about 360 yards total distance from tee to landing! That was quite the dance! I mean considering most pros push it out 275-325 yards with the occassional 400 yard drives. I was VERY jubilant!

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Which band has great music in your opinion and is basically unknown to the general public? There are a bunch, but a couple I can think of right away are "July for Kings" and "The Palandinos". The songs "Girlfriend" and "Live A Normal Live" by the former and "By The River" from the latter are especially good songs!

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Where does all the time go? Time does not go anywhere, as it passes, it is converted into memory. The time before us lives as potential energy in its expectations :-)

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Does anybody know how to put Photos on a personal computer,and can you please explain in DETAIL?* Thank You.:)* Depends on where the photos are coming from. If they're in a camera, you have to transfer them to your computer. There are two ways. #1) Use a USB cable to connect your camera to the computer #2) Take the card from your camera and plug it into your computer (if you don't have card slots on your computer, then you need to get a USB adapter for your card from Radio Shack or...

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What do you wish someone else can do for you? Sleep. A better answer than my previous one, and I just thought of, is I wish someone else could sleep for me so I would have more time to get stuff done! If I didn't have to sleep, I would be much more productive!!

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What condiment do you never use? Feces ... except when I am really angry at those for whom I am preparing a meal :-P

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Ever had a successful "just physical" relationship? Well, define "successful"! It was successful for me b/c they would come over, we had sex, and they left. I call that successful ...

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What would the world be without death? Chaos. The resources of the planet would be in no way able to sustain life, so the strong would control the food and the weak would be in servitude. Without death, there would be no room for anyone. If the birth rate remained constant and the death rate were taken out of the equation, and you just factor in the last 2,000 years ... then the world population would stand at about 7 Trillion...

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If you fell to the centre of the earth( thioreticly) say through a tube from surface to surface. would you fall only to the centre, with a gradual holt or have a bungie efect. hope you know what i mean .! Well, since F=mg, where F is the Force pulling on a weight of an object of object m, mass at g, the force of gravity, the Force pulling on you at the center of the earth would be zero since your mass/weight would be zero becuase there is no gravity at the center of the earth. Therefore, your momentum would move you past the center of the earth until your mass/weight began to be acted on...

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What is God's phone number? 0, just dial it, they'll put you through! If you want the direct line, it's 1-Go4-1Heaven

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What is Satan's phone number? 1-Bur-nin-Hell

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Was Iran's election rigged? Of course! I think I have said before, the REAL success of any "Demorcacy" is based in what Lenin said about the electorate. "Its not he that votes that counts, it's he that counts the votes!"

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True or false? Subtraction really doesn't exist. Absolutely true. For that matter, division does not exist either. Subtraction is mearly the addition of a negative number and division is just the multiplcation of a fraction. So, at its most simple level, mathematics is all about addition and multiplication and if you say multiplication is just the repeated use of addition, it's all about addition :-P

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OK GUYS! The young Mr. Talent is having a fight with the old Mr. Experience! Who's gonna win? “The error of youth is to believe that intelligence is a substitute for experience, while the error of age is to believe experience is a substitute for intelligence” They both have their problems, and I think an even bettwer quote might be, "If youth knew; if age could". Ultimately, wisdom and experience will always triumph over youth and skill because with age comes...

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It's 12:30 at night, and the neighbors decided to blast their bass music so loud my house is shaking. I want to call the police on them, but I don't want to call 911 (it's not an emergency). Is it a good idea to call the police station? Why not ... my neighbors call on me if I'm on the phone talking in the back yard at 12:30 at night. I would prefer they call me or come over and actually ask me to be quiet, but hey, if you're paying $20K a year in property taxes, I guess you want to put your tax dollars to work!!

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Pardon my lack of knowledge about physics, but couldn't the ocean tides be used to power a "perpetual motion" device? Has tidal energy ever been effectively harnessed as an alternative source of energy? Yeah, they have developed this already. The only one I know of (I think Japan has a few as well) is the LIMPET (Land Installed Marine Powered Energy Transformer) by Wavegen and is located on the island of Islay in Scotland. I think the water rolls up onto plates on the incoming wave, then rolls down into channels that then trun a generator, something like 200 Kw. You might be able to...

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What makes a guy cry? Guys cry about kittens in trees and things like that, men don't cry about much :-)

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SUPPOSE THAT THE PROBABILTY THAT YOU WIN THE LOTTER IS .02. iF YOU PLAY TWO DAYS IN SUCCESSION. THEN FIND THE PROBABILITY THAT, A. YOU WIN ON BOTH DAYS, B. YOU WIN NEITHER DAY, C. YOU WIN ON ONE OF THE TWO DAYS. .04 and .02 for the second two; they are synonymous :-)

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How high is your fence? 6 foot, but they're covered with vines, so they seem much larger :)

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"A car runs because it has gas, a car does not run therefore it does not have gas?" Your major premise has a flaw. It should be: A car with gas will run. The car does not run. The car is out of gas. This is true. Saying, "A car with gass will run", in a syllogistical major premise and is agreed upon as true. SO ... you are saying that is the ONLY dependant aspect of the car running. There are NO other factors that can enter into the situaion. By...

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Have you dated outside your race? Did your signifigant other's family accept you? If they didn't how did you deal with it? Hells yeah! I don't care, if they're good looking, lean, and fun to be around, I'm in baby! Unfortunately, there are ALOT of cultural issues that, despite all the talk about people not being able to be stereotyped, are actually true :-) Oh well, life is an experience and we are all the best for the wear of it :-)

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The problem with men is _______________. The problem with men is, they are never trusted by women due to the consistent attack on their character, their history devoid of the profound achievements they are due. Actually, that really doesn't make sense, but hey, I'm a man :-P

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Anyone out there a Millionaire? A million is not so much money any more, you need to look for multi-multi-millionaires, as in the double digit millions. About 25 million is actually a good number :-) And no, I'm not there ... yet. I'm currently working on my thousandaire status :-P

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How do you prove love? i hade this bf who i loves to pieces and all that and yet at times he would get all insecure and when i said i love you he was like prove it , i just use to kiss him and say you will just have to trust me babe. but how do you prove Actions are always above words in these areas :-)

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Do you have to have your clothes hangers all facing the same direction (as well as the clothes)? Yep and it's even been organized by color! Black hangars are shirts that go to the cleaner, blue hangars are good shirts (no stains or rips) for wearing out, white hangars are good shirts that might have paint or stains on them so good to work in and red hangers are all long sleeves. I didn't set it up, my housekeeper did, but it's awesome once you get used to it ... no...

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What is your favorite "word"...what's the meaning of the word and why is it your favorite? Right now, and it changes periodically, I love the word ANCILLIARY. It just rolls nicely off the tongue and is always useful. It means ... 1. subordinate; subsidiary. 2. auxiliary; assisting Use in a sentance: There are many ancilliary issues surrounding the war that may, in the long run, be of greater importance as the years pass.

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How long do you like your socks? Short little footies ... any longer and they're TOO HOT! I prefer sandals though, more comfortabel than shoes and cooler as well ... so that would be socks with a zero lenght :-)

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"Familiarity breeds contempt" what does this mean to you? It means you will eventually dislike something you become too familiar with but is based mostly in repetition. This is true, for the most part, but if you keep things exciting and new, and always changing, then the familiarity part never becomes a problem. Also, separate vacations can help overcome this :-)

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Is there a good way to break up? Hmmm ... I guess mutally is the only good way I can see. Whenever one is against it, there is never a good way it can be done, except like a band-aid!

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Has your pet ever had the hiccups? Absolutely, it's hilarious ... they don't know what it is and look all around for whatever it was that just happened. My dogs have also had nightmares, the burps, the farts, just like people ... GOT to love your dogs, they are awesome!!

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I'm starting to lose my hair, anybody know what I can do to grow hair back permanently? any information would be helpful. What about Rogaine ... they claim it works for 4 out of five people. Buy it at WalMart and if it does not work, they'll take it back. They stand behind their products no questions asked! You'll be out some travel time but w/t/h, you might grow some hair!!

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What do you think of a when you hear the term "barbershop quartet"? I think of those guys singing to the girls at the club in "Trading Places" in their argyles and collars up ... ha ha!!

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Where has common sense gone these days I find that common sense is something you must be taught or must be learned. I remember years and years ago, I don't think I had any and I had to force myself to think in common sense terms. I used to do computer repair and I was never checking the common sense things like, is the damn thing plugged in, is it turned on, is there something stuck in the drive trying to boot, etc. ...

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What would you change about your partner if you could (yes, I know their perfect in your eyes) But really, if you could, what would you change? that she open up more :-)

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Lemonheads, Lemon Drops or Eat a real lemon? Lemon Drops for sure ... if you can find them. Throw in some Boston Baked Beans while you're at it :-P

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How often do you sit down and have a real breakfast? (Eggs,bacon,pancakes,toast,etc) Always! It's the most important meal of the day and keeps you lean :-)

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Does it irritate you when you feel like you have a great answer or question , but get no points for it? It is disappointing, but that's the reason we're here ... to interact and see what others think. No points or comments just means that either it's not interesting or has not been seen or read yet. With what, hundreds of questions a minute, you can't believe that people will get to them all! I find it's good exercise of the mind (and the typing fingers) to answer...

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I'm looking for an old rock song that has lyrics something like...."...Love is kinda' crazy with a (pretty little) girl like you...then goes into a great guitar instrumental...." What's the name of the song and recorded by who? In the cool of the evening When everything is gettin kind of groovy I call you up And ask you if you want to go with me and see a movie First you say no, you've got some plans for the night And then you stop, and say, all right Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you I think it's Santana, I can here it in my head right now ... DANG YOU ... I'll never get...

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Why does my butt itch? do i have a fungus? Perhaps you are not wiping yourself vigorously enough after a number two. A bidet may be in your future ...

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Do you beleive a relationship should be 50/50 or should the man work and the woman stay home and take care of the children,house,and cleaning? If they both work, then they both got to do 50/50. If one works, the other does the home stuff with some help from the one working. I mean, if one is working and the other is at home, it's 40-50 hours a week working for one and 40-50 hours per week at home for the other. When their home together, then it's joint time with the family. Staying at home and maintaining a...

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Could i use an old water hoes to make a waterfall put one end in the pond if i sucked the water out the other end would it continuly flow. If you do not want to use a pump, then the volume of water would have to be calculated in such a way that the weight of the water below the level of the pond is always greater than the weight of the water towards the top of the hose to continually draw water down through the tube. If they are at the same level however, or your waterfall is above your pond, then you'll need a pump. You...

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Why is the gas price raising again? I dont think there is a reason! Because crude oil is rallying on the fact that prodcution capacity has not been increased and the worlds population is growing at an ever increasing rate. Nearly everything you touch involves some level of pertroleum; tires, plastic, gas, styrofoam, etc. So the need for crude to make all these ancilliary products directly effects the price of gas as well. Profits are also a big part of it...

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Because people think i'm ugly they hate me. i'll study, get a job, get lots of money,get plastic surgery and treat women like they treated me all my life (like s**t). what do you think of my idea. Sounds like a Two-And-A-Half men show! Go for it, at least you'll get some joy out of the retribution! Seems like alot of work though for what might not turn out to be so much joy ... but if you end up with lots of money and some good looks, maybe that's enuogh of an end game in and of itself, no?!

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Why on earth do people STILL run winblows when Linux is so much better and FREE? Are they just to afraid to attempt the installation? or do people still falsely think winblows is better? Three reasons. 1) Winblows comes on nearly every computer you buy, seemingly "for free". 2) Familiar applications for Winblows. 3) Easier to fix and maintain for the average user who does not want to be bothered with /dev and /etc and other kinds of foreign nomenclature. The true blue computer user is UNIX based, so you are solid in your use. I dual boot as I must connect...

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Blame it on______________? Fill in the blank. If it smells really bad all of the sudden ... "Blame it on the dog" If it taxes you... "Blame it on Congress" If it bankrupts you... "Blame it on the economy" If it kills you... "Blame it on second hand smoke" I'm sure I could go on ... :-P

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Can someone explain to me the theory of evolution? Yes, the short version. The Earth cooled, single cell animals appeared under the ideal conditions of temperature and nutrients in the water, which then over millions of years evolved into vertebrate animals, who then crawled out of the slime, then took to land, then became monkeys which became apes, which then evolved into man which then became politicians and are now devolving back to...

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What do you do when your life has no sense or purpose or direction anymore? You must do two things. First, determine if you EVER had purpose and direction. Second, ascertain as to what caused you to no longer have purpose and direction and undo or negate it. If you NEVER had purpose and direction, then identify what makes you most happy and most fullfilled and embark on a quest for that activity or function. Purpose and direction will fall into place once you...

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Do you HATE it if someone gently tells you that you are wrong? Is it unacceptable to you to be told you are wrong? Mistakes, errors, and incorrectness are just opportunities to begin again more intelligently :-) I think it was Henry Ford or Alexander Bell that said something like this ... but wise words!

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What is the name of a famous person that has died in the past 10 yrs? Ronald Reagan ... that was the last time I cried :-(

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I have a problem with cooking eggs in a microwave. Even out of the shell and mixed in a dish, they still "explode" when cooking. Any tips? Yeah, cook them on the stove, or, if you MUST use a microwave, cook them on a lower power setting for longer. When you take something cold, and start vibrating the molecules so quickly, with so much energy, as a microwave does on high, you're bound to have them release in some way. Try 50-60% power for 3-4 minutes instead of high for 1 minute.

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What do you think we should be doing about pedophiles that are repeat offenders....Apparently jail time is not working. They really need to just find an island somewhere in the center of the Pacific Ocean and put ALL offenders on it and let them live out their lives. Stock it with enough food and irrigation equipment to be self sufficient and they live there responsible for their own lives and we don't have to pay for it or worry about them ever coming back. A single gaurd compound with an airstrip and...

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What makes you feel most satisfied with yourself? Two things. The perfect trade: Buying near or at the absolute spike low and selling on the failed breakout high. Any perfect golf shot: 325 yards off the tee with a perfect lay up 20 feet from the pin and an easy chip shot away from an Eagle!

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What shouldn`t you say to a man that has just got married? "Wait a tick, is that the chick I banged from the office last night?"

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Can you think of some great conversation killers? You know when you are really sick of talking with someone and just want it to end? =) If you want to end this, and all future conversations, then you might say ... "I have a _______ [something probably offensive in the blank like Klan, KKK, anti-gay, Kill the Whales, etc.] meeting in about 20 minutes, so we have to wrap things up here" If you just want to end your present conversation, but still talk later, then ... "Ummmm, do you smell that? I think...

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What is the major focus in your life right now? Financial wellness. This market is FULL of opportunities, now is the time to trade hard and get ahead!!!

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If you could beat the hell out of someone, and get away with it, who would it be? You can give initials. Well, S.R., but only if I could take his money and his woman afterwards :-P

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Do you doubt yourself a lot? This is probably the aspect of me that angers others the most, I never have any doubt about what I do. It's not fair that I am always on top of things and everything goes according to plan for me, but the simple fact is, I have worked hard and learned from every aspect of my life and continue to do so. I think people doubt themselves, NOT because they don't know what they are doing...

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What do you wish someone else can do for you? Walk around me everywhere I go and just clean up behind me ... I think I was spoiled too much as a child and just can't keep up with myself on my own :-)

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To what degree (if at all) do you feel guilty about things in your life? I don't since, everything I do or get is planned and earned. I might feel guilty of I won the Lottery or something, but until then, I just work my buttocks off and earn everything I get :-)

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What one word or phrase do you shout when something really positive and exciting happens? "Hells Yeah!" Sometimes, if it's REALLY amazing, I might throw in a "muthah fuckah" in there, such as, "Hells yeah muthah fuckah, YO!" ... there may also be some dancing or arm waving included, depending on the company of course. If it's a more professional setting, where some coloquial may not work, then I might say, "Now THAT'S what I'm...

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Does it bother you that we constantly have programs about sponsoring starving children in third world countries, when we have poverty stricken families and starving children right here in the USA? Absolutely, but some people consider that isolationist. I personally think we should tend to our own first, but again, that is looked on as selfish. Besides, why not spend a few hundred billion of our money every year helping the rest of the world so they can hate us? Seems logical to me ... at least nobody can call us selfish since we're exporting some kind of quasi brand of socialist...

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Is it interesting how quickly the swine flu panic has faded? It has been upgraded to a pandemic, so it is a serious threat! This is a TRUE example of the media-gone-wild! They are more busy covering Obama and his wifes visit with the queen than something that could consume the planet. We are so manipulated it is pathetic.

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What is the most difficult habbit you successfully broke? My ex-girlfriend ... crazy but the sex was so addictive, I could not break free! Ultimately, I came to my senses and told her I left the country!

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If you became invisible for ONE day, where would you go and what would you do? I'd walk into several banks and put as many packs of hundred dollar bills as I could in my pants and walk out (I am assuming my pants would be ivisible from the outside as well).

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What is used in this bathroom instead of tiles? is that more cost effective or not? (see picture) Looks like porcelan or a plastic mold of some kind. It might be cost effective as compared to paying someone to do it, but if you can do it yourself, or have a s/o or friend that can do it, then tile is longer lasting and much more classy!

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When you stay at a hotel and have something sent to your room (towels, soap, microwave, rollaway bed, etc) do you tip the employee who brings it to you? Depends on the hotel and the service. If I call down for an extra pillow (one can never have enough pillows on a bed) and they show up on five minutes with three pillows, then yeah, I give them five bucks. I travel alot, so when I book the room, I usually have my assistant call the front desk the day of my arrival, confirm my reservation and make sure there are extra pillows, a toothbrush,...

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What do you think is the most popular name used? Bob or Mark would be my guess. The former due to popularity the later is biblical of course.

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Do you expect people to say "Thank you" if you do something nice for them? If so, why? Are you really being nice if you expect a "thank you" in return for whatever you did? Think about it. Nope. I do nice things all the time and I have grown used to people not being polite or saying thank you at all. I still am polite and courteous to people, it's their loss if they don't say thank you. If you do anything in expectation of appreciation, there is no point in doing it because appreciation is NEVER gauranteed in todays civilization. We live in an entitlement society...

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How can "waterboarding" be torture when electroshock treatment is not? It's all a matter of what the media tells you to think. If they run headlines and stories and tv shows about the horrors of a thing, and that thing can be blamed one someone, then they win the argument, and you are focred to believe it. We are LIVING the life of what Orwell and Huxley wrote about and we don't even know it or have the balls to admit it. It's pathetic how...

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Is this about the ugliest political thing you ever saw http://thinkprogress.org/2009/06/15/racist-image-eyes/#comments Is it that picture of Obama with just the eyballs? Oh man, grow up! That's a stupid joke, my fucking GOD ... are you kidding me? If you think that is ANYTHING compared to the torture that Bush and Palin and other Republicans have gone through, then that is not the "ugliest policital thing" I have ever seen, it would have to be the most HYPOCRITICAL analysis therof. I...

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Is school over for you? No way ... every day is like going to school and learning something new. The university of daily life is the best kind of learning you can ever know, plus, there are no exams and you are judged by how well you do in the long run and, ulimately, your success is can be measured by how happy you are along the journey!

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Does being funny come natural to people who are funny? Yep, I think seeing the humor in things is either natural or artificial. If it's natural, then it's subtle and fantastic ... hard to appreciate, but it's nevertheless the best kind of humor there is! So, to answer your question, yes, it must come natural!

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How much whining and/or complaining can you tolerate? Little or none. I believe in Henry Ford's motto of "don't bring me problems, bring me solutions!"

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If you knew of a teacher who was constantly teaching grade school hungover, would you say anything? I would say, "hey man, you obviously know how to party, so where's it at tonight!" ... LOL.

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Does anyone find it funny that when they take your picture at the DMV they say dont smile? (recent pictures only) Nope, not at all. All pictures are now digital, and facial recognition software has a hard time identifying the critical components in the face when you're smiling. So, if you don't smile, the software has a higher percentage chance of identifying you in the future, so it's just a way of making sure that the government catalogues you effectively!! I cracked a little grin in...

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Would you like to join me in congratulating Beavis for reaching Maestro level? Well done, Beavis! Con-grat-u-fuck-in-lations! That's an amazing feat ... you are an AB master! Nice work!!

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Are optimistic people more likely to survive cancer? Absolutely, the human mind is the most powerful device on the planet. I have witnessed it work!

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Are you a hater? If so, what do you hate? Yes, I hate taxes, vehemently.

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Would you support the introduction of a carbon tax to reduce emissions? Yes, absolutely! While we're at it, let's implement an air tax and a sex tax and a ... uh ... ummmm ... well ... damn, everything else is already taxed: cars, homes, boats, water, trash, gas, food, buying, selling, earning, spending ... ok, so these three would fit nicely!

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My boyfriend and I have started to discuss moving in together. We have been together 1 year this July and plan to move in together by July of 2010 when we are together two years. Is it a good idea or bad to move in together before marriage? Living together is always a good idea, it's the best way to make sure you're compatible or, alternatively, if you take one-two week trips, like vacation together, this too is a good gauge of what you're in for! I always take a few trips with a woman before I ask her to move in :-)

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You do you fancy right now? Yes, I do, and to have my ex on top of me as well would be nice :=)

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Is your avatar a picture of you? Nope, but I practice what I preach :-)

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There are just two kinds of people, those who ______________, and those who ______________. Those who take control of their lives and those who are just an innocent bystanders of it.

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How many of the millions of "businesses" in the U.S., with 20 or less employees, could not remain in business if they actually paid a living wage to their workforce? Probably none. Once you add all the incredible expenses that have been piled onto business' over the last few years, it's hard enough to pay even minimum wage. If the government would stop with all the licenses and taxes and inspections, OR at the very least, NOT CHARGE FOR THEM but still require them, then people would be paid MUCH MORE! I have an investment in a business with...

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Do you think the Iran election was rigged? I think it was Stalin that said "It's not he that votes that counts, it's he that counts the votes that matters" ... or something like that :-)

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What's all the fuss over babies? I don't think they're that cute, actually they kinda bother me I'm the same way, I TOTALLY agree, so sick of it. Of course, I don't have one, so I'm sure I'll think differently some day :-)

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You tell your s/o that you love them and they respond with "whatever",what would you say? I think this answers anothe question on here, "When is a time when you would hear someone say NEXT!"

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when i say "half open"? The minds of all those people in Washington.

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Have you ever told someone you loved them even though you knew you didnt? Nope. There's two things I take VERY seriously: Love and Steaks.

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Do you think we should be scared of the people who wrote the saw movies? I always find a twisted mind fascinating. Kind of like an elephant, it's something that is interesting, but nothing I want in my living room :-)

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Atheists, I am giving a speech in school.I would like to take some of the most difficult questions man has to offer head on. Seriously, will you please give me some hard questions you may have or had about about God or His Word? It will be apprecitated. Here's a few for you ... 1) Why must there be a God? 2) If there must be a God, why must he prove himself? 3) If there is a God, and he does not prove himself, then why else would he be? 4) Is Morgan Freeman, really God?

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Is "Is" "is"? It is; is is what it is.

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What is the best thing to do if a bear attacks you? Well, depends on where. If it's in my bedroom, then I take my gun from under the pillow and shoot it. If it's on a camping trip, I take the gun I brought, and I shoot it. If we're in the mall, I take out my concealed weapon, and I shoot it. If all else fails, then I run faster than anyone else nearby :-)

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Hi its my birthday in 20 minuts any one fancy giving m sum bday pionts lol also any one else got a bday soon? Happy BDay! Enjoy a drink on me ... non-alchoholic of course ... I'll have a beer, right now, in your honor!

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Is there physical proof that Jesus existed? I thought they found his blanket or shroud or something ... didn't they? http://www.shroudstory.com/

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When was the last time you call a plumber? Called him what? An ass for ripping me off? Oh, that was about six months ago for fixing a sink that, as soon as he went out of town the following week, blew up again. I do it myself now so I can always bitch at the person that did it if it breaks!

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If you were lying on your death bed right now, what would be your biggest regret relating to your life thus far that you would preach to others who visit you? NEVER procrastinate, time is short! Then, I would put my death off for another week :-)

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Have you seen a better death scene in a horror movie than this one Oh yeah, the Saw series has some really good ones!

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Where would you hear someone say: "Next!"? Probably at a brothel, unless they hand out beepers now like restaurants do. I haven't been in so long, I'm just not up on the latest technology these days :-P

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Have you ever felt the need to hit someone for something they said to you? Yes, I was behind about three strokes in a golf game and I missed a critical put and the guy I was playing laughed when it hung up just inches from the cup and said, "Ha Ha" ... in a stupid voice. I wanted to put my putter into his temple ... yes, golf can do this to you. I won the game in the end, he had a nice blow up hole shooting a 10 on a par four and I said inside my head,...

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How can you get rid of a beauty spot? Surgery or make-up ... or carry a large snake (preferably non-constricting type) around your neck to distract people from it. Distraction is a powerful art :-)

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It is 72 degrees right now here in Montana. Is that too hot for you? The PERFECT temperature! Is it like that most of the year, this might be a new destination for me! Florida is in the 90's now ... arrrrgggg!

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When you get emails from someone you don't recognize do you open them or just delete them? If they have attachments or a URL embeded in them, I DELETE them with the Shift key down ... virus alert!

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Ok so ive been seeing the number 38 where ever i look, at first it was entertaining, then creepy, and now its just plain annoying! i look at the clock and its (something):38 all the time, caller ID has 38 calls, all over the place! any advice or info? 38 Lotto tickets each with 38 in the picks and for 38 drawings seems to be the only answer :-)

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What is something that you enjoy throwing out to the birds? If I said styrofoam peanuts, would that anger anyone? I would never, just curious :~O

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Why does love always feel like a battlefield? Funny you should ask, here's an excerpt from my jounrnal on the subject of a breakup some time ago: "The enemy of time and circumstance is a worthy foe, and not to be underestimated. It is all encompasing and eternal; it knows no laws, plays by no rules and is ruthless in its pursuit of its victims. It's victims ravaged, they lay to waste on the battlefield of decisions...

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What song soothes your savage soul? Anything in the Vocal Trance genre ... usually more slow tempo with some quality lyrics. I'm all about the lyrics, here's one (listen closely to the words, start out, "Where are we, what the hell is going on") ...

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Why is 0/0 is undefined? If you must define it, you could say it is one because there is one zero in zero or nothing goes into nothing only once ... LOL! I personally believe that anything divided by zero should be zero. If you have something, it can not have any quantity of nothing (unless the something you have is a relationship of some type :-) so zero into anything would be zero or, more appropriately, null....

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What is something you associate with England? The Queen dancing around the castle with her iPod on.

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I think I'll have a ________to drink? Beer ... oh wait, is it only 9 AM? Then make it a Scotch please

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If you moved on down the road, where would you end up? Directly down the road would find me in the Atlantic Ocean ... might be nice, but wet :-)

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Will the sun ever explode like a supernova? It is not in the class to go SuperNova, but the general future looks something like this (of course, the Earth will be long expended by then): -- 1 billion years will see it increase in power and heat by something like 10-20% and superheating the planet and boiling off the oceans. -- 6 billion years it will double in size and expend most of the rest of hits hydrogen fuel. -- 8 billion...

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I got a ticket the other day...Riding in the carpool solo on the on-ramp....How can i fight this if the cop does show up? (BTW his name is O'Toole....LOL I had to share that!!!! So funny!) Sorry, the state needs as many dollars as they can get. You'll either pay the fine for the ticket or expenses for court. Either way, you pay the state something; revenues are down, this is an easy collection method and gaurantees income guilty or innocent, you still pay. New laws now even charge the driver at fault if there is an accident. Fees for the police response and fire...

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My wife likes to dress provocative at work, she says it's for her and not for the men she works with, should I believe her? I would not worry about it until she starts to get promotions at work on a weekly basis. Once the Board of Directors makes her CEO, then I might get suspicious, especially if she has no actual job experience in any of the posts she is promoted to ... :-) Other than that, hey, she's just making the work place a beautiful place to be for others!!!

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How would u want to die and y? Something exciting and different, but quick and without too much pain in the end like maybe being the first guy to step out of the capsule on Mars and then getting hit by a meteorite. That would be different and pretty quick I think ...

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Please I need some feedback what do you think of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrL2XQ0U_eg Distrubing, but unfortunately, it is part of the human condition and only truly able to change at the individual level; society can try to change it, but the steps must be taken by each individual independantly on a minute-by-minute basis.

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What does it mean in a relationship if your GF wants to make love to you again and again, day after day, and every night too, and wants to sleep with you all the time? I agree with the answers here, it's one of two things. It's her way of bonding and she just loves the hell out of you and your junk. OR It's the ONLY way she can bond with you and without it, she's not a complete person. This may indicate some level of rejection in the past by a father or authority figure and it can be a bit indicative of a problematic...

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What must happen on a date for you to consider it a success? A connection on some level is always nice or some common ground to stand on where we can share some positive feelings or ideas about the same things in some areas.

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How do you pass the time in a waiting room? Bring a book or a laptop and read or do work. Checking out the babes is always good between pages :-)

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How are your feeling toward letterman and o'brien about palins daughters jokes? Nobody should be coddled and humor is one of many natural outlets of free speech. On the other hand, try making an equivalent derogatory comment or joke about anyone in the White House, and see what happens :-) I bet there would be riots on the streets!

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In your experience, what diffuses jealousy in a relationship? Confidence in yourself and the other. This of course, is derived from trust which is the result of a "gut" feeling about the other person. Actions are critical, and words are important, but intuition is hard to ignore. Sometimes it is off-the-mark as it may stem from previous events or actions that had negative outcomes and those are attributed to the current situation, but...

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Hybrid cars in the U.S., what is the advantage to ME, to buy one? Depending on what you buy, there may be tax incentives or deductions for purchasing. If you get a $5K deduction off your taxes, then that saves you about $1750 or so in tax money so factor that in. I'm not sure if they still offer tax incentives, but that is where you actually break even. Hybrids, too, are only relevant if you're doing alot of city driving. Better off getting a...

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Would formatting and defrag'ing a laptop make it run quicker? More memory and format, reinstall always improves performance. Try to keep as few extras running as possible. HP, Adobe, Winamp, ATI, MSN, etc. all run little tasks in the background you can kill all those too. Turn off inexing and other services you may not need like Zune Launcher, iPod Service, Print spooler (if you don't print from your computer), and others you don't use. I...

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At what age did you stop trmming and taking good care of your "private" hair? Or are you still doing the upkeep? Personal preference is clean for me!! That is a forever thing, IMO :-)

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I was on anti-deppresants and I didn't want to have sex AT ALL (that's a given, I know).....Well I hated them and stopped cold turkey, and now I can't get enough, is that normal....I mean it's like on my mind ALL the time.. You're just making up for lost time, enjoy it! Actually, if it's good sex, it may totally replace the need for any medicine and actually make you well; PLUS, as a bonus, I think it's a few hundred calories burned each time too!! This is good information to have thanks! I will have to include that in the speed dating question list from now on ]B~)

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I have to pee really bad, but i am too lazy to get up lol...What do you suggest? Have a bed pan handy at all times so you don't have to get up and interupt your AB-ing!!

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My neighbors complained about my grass to code enforcement, I now do the following, am I an ass? (WHAT I DO answer below) WHAT I DO ... Every other day, I cut the grass (have it down to about 20 mins, so not too time consuming). I set the lawnmower on its highest setting, cut the grass at 7:30 AM. Wait a day, lower the setting on the mower one notch, cut again at 7:30 AM, and so on. There are six notches on the mower, so on the 13th day, I edge and on the 14th day, I trim. By the 15th day, the grass...

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I'm going to see 'Taken' for the first time, anybody wanna watch it with me? Absolutely, let's meet half way, see you in Memphis at the Movieplex :-)

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What is the real reason you keep a beard, instead of being clean shaven? Shaving every day is some work and takes too much time ... that's why I like working at home; no shaving every day!!

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Who other than paris hilton is the dumbest in the world? Jessica Simpson ranks right up there with ... "Is it Tuna or is it fish?"

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What if we had no traffic lights and relied on driver judgment, what do you think would be the result? Impossible. Insurance rates would be so high, no one would be able to afford to drive a car at all!!

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Who or what do you think would start world war 111. World War III has already been waging itself on the financial battleground. Currently, the struggle between the EU, China and the US is that fight and, if the dollar fails to maintain its status as the worlds reserve currency, then its lost yo!!

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My grandfather has been admitted to the hospice program. Does anyone know what time frame they give hospice patients? It is maximum 6 months or what? Sorry, but I found it to be a bunch of BS here in Florida. My grandmother went in there and as she was getting better, they threw her out. I was given the feeling that if they are not going to pass in the next 48-72 hours, then they did not want to be bothered ... it was a HORRIBLE experience for me. Just my opinion and experience speaking of course. I hope you do better and are...

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Does God's throne have a built in toilet, or does God have to get off his throne and walk to an out house? Yes, he does have a separate lou. When he goes to it, and flushes, that's when bad things happen to you :-0 So, sometimes, if life is giving you the shits ... God is temporarily on a bran diet. Best if he stay away from bran and mexican food ... then life is good!!

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Has your life changed since Obama became president? Yes, I no longer watch the news and even cancelled cable as I was tired of all the BS being spewed!!

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Jane commutes 45 minutes with 2 coworkers daily. This morning she found out that both developed signs and symptoms of a cold last night. Explain why she does not have signs or symptoms of a cold this morning even though she was exposed. Strong and superior genetics! I'm with her, NEVER get sick ... it's too time consuming!!

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Why do so many people dislike windows vista so much? Because it is HORRENDOUSLY slow and DOUBLES the time it takes to get any similar action done on XP. I have taken it off of every computer I have and use XP ... the only Vista pc of crap I have is for browser use only and even that POS still has to be reset all the time!!

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Where is all this PROGRESS going? Directly into the gov't bank accounts!!!

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Why do leaves point down? Gravity.

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Do you think Spam smells like dog food? I think it is dog food, or certainly can be substituted if there is a shortage in the house :-)

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Fill in: I am not your __________; I am the ___________. I am not your judge, I am the decider.

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I am in the mood to drink tonight!! Who'd wanna join me? Hells yeah! Where we pre-drinkin' your place or mine?!

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Whats your favorite podcast? "We Need Girlfriends" ... HILLARIOUS!! Especially the Team Rod T-shirts!!

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Today has been a ____________ kind of day...? Today has been a FANTASTIC kind of day! I played two rounds of golf and shot a 76 and a 71 ... so I'm PUMPED about my game now! One more month, and I'll break 70 ... YAHOO!!

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What is drywall? It's what you see on the inside of your house, basically the walls inside. pretty cool stuff once you learn how to use it :-)

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Can someone make me feel like a kid again? Sure, c'mon over here, after the swirlee, I'm giving you an Atomic Wedgie!!

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What should you never tell to a naked woman in bed? Uh ... baby, it's been a long day I know, but your pits smell, how about a shower?

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What kind of person attracts you like a magnet...? Total hottie hot hotties ... but they are usually psycho so then they repel me like a magnet :-)

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What is a word that contains 4 letters and begins with the letter "T"? I don't see TRIM yet ... or TAMP as in tamp the ground before you pour the cement.

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What is the most random object around you? A condomn (don't worry, it's still sealed up in the foil!).

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Has Elizabeth Hurley got breast implants? Here's an older pic With or without, I'd take her any day, at any time ... she's definately in my all time top ten of hottest hotties!!!!

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Do you prefer fabric or leather sofas? Fabric, or leather with a cover on it ... otherwise, all you is stick to it ... in Florida, there's lots of shorts and t-shirts/tank tops going on (although I encourage topless in my house) so the skin is always sticking to it ... arrrggggg.

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Goodbye everyone i'm leaving AB now? How will you function in a world without AB?! Little humor, even less wit, and nothing at all of complete random absurdity!! Good luck, I'm sure the continent will be the less without you :-)

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What's another word for "happy"? Pumped or Stoked !

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Do you mind that you have a really smart girlfriend or even smarter than you? That would be awesome, to have someone to actually discuss the deeper and more profound aspects of life and things with. I don't seem to find them so often, but still, it's a great idea :-)

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It surprises me that Kelly Ripa has an ankle tattoo. What celebrity tattoo surprises you? No way, they're just average people too, who happened to get on TV or in Movies. Believe it or not, they probably had all kinds of problems in life too, and made all kinds of messedup decisions ... now fame and fortune shadows all that and they become more glamorous than real :-)

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Is it okay to date two girls at once? What I mean is that I asked a girl out on a date and she agreed, but now she seems hesitant and I'm having trouble reading her. So is it okay to ask another girl on a date to see which one is a better connection? Of course, that's what dating is. Dating in series will never help you weed out the wheat from the chaff as quickly as a parallel process :-)

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Are women like black men? You mean like they are really good at basketball and rap or what? I'm not sure I get the question, please expound on the stereotype or diverse aspects of the concept behind the Q ...

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Yayyy!! I am a maestro! But I want to be a maestrA - can I change it? Many congratulations! We can call you maestra if it would make you feel better :-)

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Will Bing boom? It's probably too little too late, but it's Microsoft and at last count, I think they had $100B in the bank or something ... so if politics is any kind of guide, ANYTHING can be done and ANYONE put in office with the right amount of money :-)

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I've been working for the same employer for almost 37 years. However, they still expect the same performance and production from me as when I was 20. I just can't keep it up any more. What should I do? Better start excercising and increasing that energy level, or get into Columbian coffee. With more layoffs and tough times ahead, you may be one of the remaining few doing the work for the previous many!

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What would be a reason someone might dig a hole? To hide their money or the evidence :-)

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I am from England but have lived and worked in America for the last 9 years. My husband was working as a Policeman but lost his job - and health insurance - just after Christmas. I have since discovered I'm pregnant and not eligble for medicaid. HELP! Move to California and get free health care!

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Would you kiss my ass for $100 dollars? If it's a hot female ass, probably, but $100 probably would just barely cover my gas to drive there ... she'd have to come over to my place.

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What song do you currently have stuck in your head? Well, it's changed since my last answer ... now it's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd6rlhS4XkM

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Wine or Beer? What type? Depends ... Pizza --> Beer Steaks --> Wine So ... since I love my steaks, it would have to be wine, at least 9 times out of 10!!!

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What are your top 3 deal-breakers in a dating relationship? They hate their parents, they have no respect for anything or anybody, they curse like a sailor!

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What could trigger back pain?(humor welcomed) Lifting her up with your back instead of your knees as the manual says to do :-)

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Ok here it goes follow if you can. someone is transfering there auto loan over to me however, i do not want the vehicle so i plan to use it as a trade in for another vehicle. how do i go about this? You have two options. 1) Assume the loan, or if you are paying enought o satisfy the loan, then write the check to the lein holder and get a clear title. -> If you assume the loan, then this loan balance can be added to the new loan on the new car less any intrinsic value in the vehicle. 2) Pay off the loan and use the clear title on the trade in. Number two is probably less...

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What should be well-cushioned? Stadium seats, park benches, bicycle seats and couches.

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What's the craziest thing you've ever done to cheer someone up? I had a girlfriend in another city and was going to visit in about two weeks, but her friend called me and said she got in a fight with her boss and might get fired. So, two weeks before she expected me, I flew out there, got a hotel room, dressed up like a delivery guy, with a blonde mullet (I have dark hair) a brown delivery uniform, a fat suit (made me look about 100 lbs heavier), glasses,...

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I have a 1998 Mercury Sable LS. The radio/clock does not work at all. Does anyone know what is wrong or how to fix it? The Fuses are all fine. Someone please help. Thanks There may be two fuse junctions, one inside the car and one outside the car, under the hood. You'll need to check both. Alternatively, a ground wire may be bad which would require removing the radio, tracing or probing the wires, and making sure all the connections are sound. Also, on SOME radios, there is a fuse in teh back of the radio that can go ... replacing this, again, requires...

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I was INFECTED by several viruses, tojan's and adware bugs using FACEBOOK! I downloaded a Microsoft trojan removal tool but a Win32 prevents me from using it, What do I do now? Holy crap, that first part of the sentance really drew me in ... then I saw it was a computer! Well, no matter, I don't think any post can be better than G_Tech's post ... WOW G_Tech ... nice job!!! ++++

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How many houses are on your street - 10s, 100s, 1,000s, or something else? Probably ten on each side, we're out on a finger of land, so no way to build more ... he he :-)

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I hate my cat. Do you want her? I'll take her, I LOVE cats ... they taste like chicken!

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I have met the phrase "Friends with benefits" twice in recent questions, and can only guess at meanings for it. Can you tell me what it means? The best of all possible worlds. You're friends, and you hang out and have a good time and you are allowed all the physcial "benefits" of the other without the emotional and day-to-day management thereof :-) When it works, it works perfectly ... if it goes bad, it ain't pretty. Ultimately, it's really just a cool form of denial unless of course, you can be truly...

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Is there a short road to happiness? I think you must enjoy being happy; many do not, it is one of the true ironic aspects of life, IMO. The hardest part is to let joy and happiness find you while you just keep unhappiness at bay. The shortest road, of course, is to be happy with your health, food and shelter ... but in todays culture, if you don't have the iPod and the iPhone and the iCar and all the other iShit ......

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What 1 or 2 items MUST you have for your hobby? A parachute and an airplane.

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Do you hate your neighbors? Why? My neighbors are OK, they are kind of a bunch of snobs more interested in their stupid homes and yards and all their crap than anything else, but it's the net result of paying higher property taxes than the average annual income I guess; they're just bitter :-)

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What are the 'Four Corners of the World?' I didn't think a globe had corners :-) A globe, when laid out flat on a wall, has four corners: http://www.webresourcesdepot.com/wp-content/uploads/image/free-vector-world-map.gif i don't think the "four corners" are actually points or locations, it was always intended metaphorically, IMO. Kind of like, "It's as hot as the sun out here" ... if it were in fact as hot as the sun, you would have...

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What kind of person do you refuse to live with? Trolls and Vagabonds ... they are the worst. I mean, it would be a tough decision if they were ultimately hot, but still ... I would have to say no :-)

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Do you hate Denise Richards and her stupid show as much as I do? (probably not lol) Well, yeah, but really, she's hot as hell, so what can I say, I'm a guy ... so I can't really slam her too bad ... I mean, it's always nice to have something pleasant to look at, even if you don't respect it, you can enjoy its beauty :-)

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What sides would you like with your burger? Fries? Potato salad? I would like a large, medium rare hamburger with a steak on the side please, medium rare as well, preferably porterhouse. Thanks, doors open, come on in.

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Goodbye evryone? Huh? Are we all supposed to leave now? Are you inviting us out of your home?

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What is the best way of removing a tomato stain? As with many things, cover it up. I mean, if our government is truly a role model, then do as they would do ... Die the garment red.

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What was the last compliment you received? Who was it from? "Thank you for choosing AT&T, you've made a great choice as your wireless carrier" ... I felt so special, just like when a stripper tells me she loves me :-)

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Do you support Vogue in their stance against very thin models? Ridiculous ... if women can't think for themselves, then what is all this "women are better than men" bullshit? If they can't think for themselves and just blindly follow the leader, then how are they equal? Take charge of your own life, do for yourselves and quit expecting everyone to tell you what to think and what to do ... that goes for everyone! Maybe this is why...

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How can I make a million dollars? Just earn $1000 a day for 1,000 days, or three years. You could trade an account worth about $100K with 4x buying power and do it with a bit of risk, but you would have to be a very hard calculating and disciplined individual when you trade, like me :-) As for me, it's all about averages and probability. Alternatively, you could come up with a product, produce an infomercial (about...

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Rick James or Parliment? That is the perfect setup ... c'mon ... it must be ... RICK JAMES ... BIACH!!!

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Is it better to be completely forgotten or hatefully remembered? I would personally prefer to be ignored and forgotten, it's too much work to be popular I have found :-) Besides, how will you know how many people are at your funeral anyway!!??

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How can we watch tv and surf on pc at same time? Do what I do, run your TV through a PC tuner card, then use your big screen as a computer monitor with a little TV window on the descktop! Alternatively, if you have PIP capability, put your laptop or computer video into one input, then PIP the TV. This works well too and is practically free!

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If every life results in death .. Then what is the meaning of life? To cheat death at every opportunity, if none arise, you must create them :-)

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Do you mute the TV when commercials come on like I do? BTW ... it's supposed to be Do YOU mute the TV like I do ... forgot the YOU in there ... my bad :-) The struggles we face with wireless keyboards!

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You've just inherited 250,000 Sterling or 410,000 $, What would you do with it 1st? I would buy 400,000 shares of a $1 stock and sell it when it hits $20.

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If rain is the sky crying then what is a volcano? The day after the Earth pulls an all nighter slammin tequila and jagermeister!

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Do you know a lot about nothing? Or not a thing about a lot? I know nothing about anything ... where doest that leave me ....

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Is Miley Cyrus you beauty icon? Well, send her over and I'll check her out and get back to you ....

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I'm stuck in the__? What situation/place would you use to finish off this question? You can be as humerous as you'd like:) 80's ... I still put my collars up :-)

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Don't you think is very rude and nonsense of humor, lack of love to tell a boyfriend 4over 3yrs that his breath is stink? how would you feel and what would you think if your boyfriend or your girlfriend ever say something like that to you? Tell ya what I would do, brush my teeth or take a mint! In the future, I'd stay ahead of the issue by keeping gum on hand at all times!

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Mankind stopped tossing young virgin girls into volcanoes, but whose to say that practice was wrong? Maybe the GODS want appeasement and maybe someone wrote a whole new set of books because his or her daughter was next in line to get the boot. Whos wacky? I have put a sign over my bedroom door labeled, "The Volcano" ... please drop as many virgins as you have in there!!

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I'm pretty much straight but I have a friend who is gay. One night recently we were messing around and I let him give me a BJ. I think he thinks i'm gay so how do i tell him i'm not really interested or turned on by guys? "Pretty much straight" is the key here ... so basically, you're bi, no worries, just deal with it. If as bi as you get is letting guys blow you, then hey, enjoy the orgasms right?!?

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Do you form an opinion about a person based on the nature of his/her questions? Sure, critical thinking and logical deductive reasoning is clearly shown in questions and solutions. If the door won't open and someone immediatly questions the hinges, I would wonder why they did not first think to ask if it was locked :-)

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In 4 short months Polly Math has made maestro!!!!would you join me in congratulating him?congratulations WOW, impressive handy work ... I guess the Math in Polly Math came in handy adding up all those points! Keep up the QABW!!! Quality AB Work!!

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Do you drive a gas guzzler? Yep, Jeep Wrangler ... a WHOPPING 10MPH ... which is why it sits in he garage most of the time ... unless I have to move something or go to Lowes for project supplies :-)

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Do you have an inner circle of friends? Yes, but they are more like a circle of trust :-)

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I have a ford expedition, evrytime i put the break. The driver side wheel start wobbling. I when to check if the break pad was worn out, but is not. I notice the stabilizer bar link is missing on both side, could this coz the wobbling of the wheel. Your rotors are probably warped ... if it trembles under medium to light breaking pressure, they need to be turned and new pads put on. Very common ailment in heavy vehicles :-)

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What would you name a made up color Crillion, it's a deep read with yellow-ish hue.

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Who was the person who helped you last? My Mom and Dad ... they're pretty much the same in effort, but Mom was pretty much the basis of all I am since she was always there 24/7 for me to this day (Dad is/was too, but a mans got to work you know!)

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Is 18 years to big of an age difference if you're in love? I think once you're over 25 or maybe 28, then age can mean nothing in certain circumstances. I find, dating younger women that typically, if we get along, they have an "old soul" I guess you call it and were either very inspired by their parents widsom and are wise beyond their years and we get along great without the hangups of someone near my age OR they are just fun to be...

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What is something that a man hates to do? Dishes, cleaning and laundry. I'd rather be working so I can pay for the mortgage, the cars, the insurance, vacations, food, clothing and golf. Call me selfish, but mans got to do what a mans got to do and it can't be EVERYTHING!!!

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How would you define a Bitch? Well typically, a whore will sleep with anyone and a bitch will sleep with anyone but me! LOL, that's a little joke I picked up in Vegas ... but really ... a bitch is just kinda someone who is never happy with anything, no matter what kind of effort or time someone spends to make them happy, man or woman :-)

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Do young actresses have to go nude to be successful? They do if they want to get cast in my movie :-P

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Im getting a tattoo of a tree and I was trying to gather ideas for what words I could put in it? Any ideas? (Something that would include maybe growing or moving/life lessons?) From the acorn grows the oak or Acorn->Soil->Water->Sun->Oak Acorn is the seed, Soil is the foundation, Water is the nurishment, Sun is the energy and Oak, the strongest tree in nature, is the result :-) You could also go with a symbol for acorn and oak in a pictographich laungauge like Japanese, etc. Or under the tree put, in very fine, small lettering or symbols,...

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What to say , or do to someone you have dated when they ignore your communication for a week, and then suddenly communicate again, making excuses for the big gap and appearing to swing from interest to non-interest and back from day to day? I agree with some on here, I mean WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE to be a LIE or EXCUSE? This happens to me and I drop off for days at a time, but DAMN people, I get VERY busy and can't keep up with every little thing! That does not mean I'm lying or excusing or anything ... people HAVE LIVES and they GET BUSY and they can't always think of everyone else all the time ... give people a...

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Your s/o tells you that they're going to become a pornstar,what is your first reaction? Great, I get to be your manager, director, and you're leading man in all films ... now let's go make some money baby!!!

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Is there anything more I can do to stop thinking about the love of my life, except thinking "stop"? Nope, you're stuck with it ... embrace it and try to follow through on it. You don't get a great many changes of true, soul match, kinda love, so go for it!

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What is 'fear' to you? Don't know the meaning of the word, I laugh at it and challenge it every day :-) b/t/w, I jump out of perfectly good airplanes on a regular basis :-)

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What is your favorite 80s starstudded B movie? (examples=Wisdom, The Wraith, Red Dawn ect....) There is no equal in that era or any other to Caddy Shack, next question please :-P

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How can i get money for a very short time to pay for expenses on receiveing inhertance money from over seas jgwentworth.com they'll front you money at less than 20% if you can prove it :-)

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The invention that has had the most impact on the world (excluding the internet)? 1) Tools : improved productivity 2) Fire : allowed man to cook 3) Religion : gave man peace 4) Laws : gave man organization 5) Media : distributes information to undo all of the above

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Which is best? Facebook, My Space or Hi5? Why? A good book is always better than that crap!

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Should reperations be paid to black American? Yes, absolutely. Every white man and white woman should give all they have to every black mand and black woman. All wealth in the country should be transferred from all whites to all blacks. I think this might finally end this, once and for all.

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Has AB banned smoking like everywhere else? LOL! There are designated smoking threads. There are only certain threads that you are allowed to smoke while replying.

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Would you want a partner that is thin as a muscular, toothpick, athletic toned, a little chub but still skinny, chubby, or extra..why? I like 'em lean and mean ... it's just the best of all possible worlds! Petite is nice too, 100 lbs or so is great for well ...

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When was the last time you pinched a child's cheek? "I did punch a baby once, but in my defense, the baby was being kind of a dick" -- Penny Arcade

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Do you have a pet name for yourself? If so, what is it? If not, what would it be? The girl I'm seeing calls me "Mr Big", I guess that's as good as any right? I think it's from Sex & The City or something, but I never saw the show so hope it's not a downgrade!

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When was the last time you felt you were going insane? Every five minutes or so, between those times, I'm just crazy.

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What WW2 plane carried the largest bomb load? The Enola Gay, it took the largest bomb in the world to date!!

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Guys, do you hide the fact you are tender hearted? Yes, I do it by being hard as a rock in every instance. It works well.

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Silly sayings....... i'm so hungry i could eat a buttered monkey...... what are yours? I'm so drunk, I could slap the lips off a chicken with my eyes closed.

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Is it OK to cook hot dogs in the microwave? I wouldn't cook hot dogs period because .... drum roll please .... I LOVE MY STEAKS!!!

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Should the new GM have a new name? CM or Congressional Motors

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How many visible scars do you have? Dressed, you see nothing. If I'm nikkid, then you see all 10 of them ... it's a battle ground my body is! They're tastefully done though ... evidence of a life lived to the extreme!!

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What does the goverment protect us from? The government protects us from our own free will and successfully insulates us from much of the money we earn via a huge list of taxes and fees.

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Can you name something with a magnet in it? The Earth.

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My sister cant pronounce "Loretta" or "San Fransico" Comes out "Ruletta" and "Sansomefrisko". What words do you have difficulty pronoucing? There are none, to date. Even stuff like cyclobenzaprine and trinitrophenylmethylnitramine don't seem to give me problems :-)

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When you watch or see advertisements, does it ever make you wanna buy them? I think advertisments don't help at all. We see them everyday! What do you think about advertisments? I don't trust them at all, I just buy what I need. I have never seen a claim, rebate, or warranty that was true and/or honored. Usually, due to "terms & conditions" of some sort in micrscopic print.

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What is the best activity for a third date? Depends on the overall budget, sex is free, unless you have to soften up the other party with booze and/or dinner :-P

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Are your eyelashes long or short? Too long, they rub on the inside of my sunglasses ... irritating! Chicks dig it though :-)

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What job would you never do no matter how much money was offered? There is no such thing as "not enough money" ... EVERY human, despite what comes out of their mouth, has a price. When a briefcase full of a million dollars is set in front of you, and all your dreams rush in and all your problems rush away, you would enseminate elephants with your tongue!!

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I have a new gf.. but boys keep flirting with her, what should i do? Better keep her happy, looks like she's got some other options on the table :-P Alternatively, you could get into karate or something and just take them out everytime they make a move. Not the most civil approach, but works for some girls!

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Why does it sometimes say "No one has answered this question yet." when you know for a fact someone has? Servers get busy, go out for a smoke break or something and updates are cached. Eventually, they update, just not every second sometimes :-)

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Did you have lawn darts as a kid? Were you or any of your friends or family ever maimed by them? Yep, and I still have them and will teach my kids how to use them! Since there are no warning labels on the boxes, I figure it's good for a lawsuit eventually! LOL ... I do have them, but the lawsuit joke is inspired by a website I saw on a billboard on the highway this morning... http://www.whocanisue.com OMG ... what have we become?!

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Finish this sentence:i don`t understand how ___________ is popular? "bad news" ... what is the fascination with all the horrendous acts going on out there!?

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Does anyone famous come from your hometown? Besides me (famous in my own mind of course) ... Burt Reynolds, he went to school here.

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When did money become the most important thing to the masses? About 45 minutes after it was invented by the Romans :-)

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Is there any secrets to self discipline? There are many secrets, most of them revolve around errors and mistakes. The best way to learn discipline is to NOT have it and see what happens ... usually chaos. Then you have a benchmark to measure the application of it to your life and see how well it improves things!

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How can I get away with things? There are only two ways. One: Be incredibly attractive, this distracts people. Two: Distract people, this keeps their mind off your actions or motives. Advertisements use #1 quite effectively, and the government uses #2 with absolute mastery.

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Where are you from? Earth, but only for a few more decades.

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How far would you go to find love? 3-5 miles is my limit, but I prefer to let it come to me :-)

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And it's your pet peeve when others do, but what about when you do it yourself? I can't stand it when people laugh at everything they say ... like a laugh after every sentance! I know a few people that do this and it is the most annoying thing, EVER! For example: Them: "Hey how's it going, my day is so crazy" laugh laugh laugh Me: "Yeah, me too, this whole week has been hectic" Them: "We need to let off some stress, how about...

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For what reasons do you get impatient? People failing to think and/or decide. I appreciate timing in some regards or instances, but c'mon ... just make it happen people!

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HEY GUESS WHAT??? lovebettafish is now a MAESTRO!!!!!! Lets all join in and tell her CoNgRaTuLaTiOnS!!!!! EXCELLENT lovebettafish!!!!! Nice ABing, keep up the good work ... in the words of the the Quake game voice over ... "IMPRESSIVE"!

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What is the world's most popular television show? It is a tie between American Idol and the American Presidential Race ... but they're really one and the same I guess :-P

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I have us as the home currency when it suppose to be EC, how can i change it to Ec Regional & Language Options setting. This works for Windows and WIndows Mobile. It's in the Control Panel in Windows and in the Phone Settings uner Configuration on a WM phone.

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Fill-in: Don't______before you______. Don't PEE before you UNZIP.

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Today I went to work with two different shoes on my feet! Has that ever happened to you? Nope, differenct socks and a few times I actually got in the car in the garage, pulled out, went out to work or the store and had NO SHOES on at all! That's why I now always keep a spare pair in the trunk ... for just such emergencies :-)

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What's the best form of self defense/fighting to learn? For self defence, I take my Glock 9mm. I find it best as it is most accurate and has a good size clip for many rounds of ammo.

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Im off out tonight for drinks with my friend, a guy i fancy will be there... what should i wear?? Cute and simple or sexy and boobs out? I would go with cute and sexy and just half way on the boobs ... have to give him something to look forward to right ... somethign to peak his interest! You don't want to fire all your bullets on your first shot!

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My bf & I split up and I offered him the chance to continue to be a part of my boy's lives (he's not their bio dad but has acted as such since they were babies) He declined my offer. So why does he text or email every few weeks asking about them? That's a shwme, too bad you couldn't work it out ... maybe he's changed or is in the process of, changing his mind?!

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When was the last time you saw an EMERGENCY vehicle? Yesterday, two big pumpers in front of my house.

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Where do you get comfort from when feeling low? Music loud and lots of it!

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The US Navy has just commissioned a new navel ship. It's the USS Barack Obama. Check it out and tell me, are we still the most powerful navy in the free world? Photo attached. I can't wait to see this vessel ... where's the picture!??

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What song do you currently have stuck in your head? Hide & Seek by Inogen Heap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cpSv2mNhhc

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How long should you wait before telling someone you love them for the first time? More than five minutes, but less than five years. It's actually subjective ... I find, however, from personal experience, that between 8 and 12 months is a meaningful application of the phrase :-)

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How do I answer this math question? http://i41.tinypic.com/sv5ems.png Looks like a 90 degree rotation right to me, so answer is #4 but I'm no Wiz, I'm just an Authority figurehead on here :-)

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How long does your man last in bed? I last at least 16-18 hours ... not I a row though.

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After drinking a couple of alcoholic beverages, will the alcohol show up in a urine test 15hrs. later? Depends on what you ate along with it. Food absorbs it in the stomach and can break the glucose down more rapidly in some cases. On an empty stomach, depending on the alchohol level in what you're drinking, probably ... best thing to do is abstain from drinking a day before any urine test and you're in the clear!

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I have a tv that every time i plug it in and turn it on it will stay on for a few seconds then it will turn itself off. what is wrong with it? I recommend a battery powered one, I am told they are much safer in the shower anyway :-P

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Hello, I’m 17 and 5'5, my mom is 5'0 and my dad is 5'7, my sister is 5'1. I want to know if it’s possible to grow more than 6 inches taller than your mother, I am very depressed about my height, also do you think 5'5 i It skips generations sometimes. My parents are both 5-4 and 5-6 and I am 6-2. My great grandfather was very tall, about 6-6, plus, we had a very tall milkman as I recall ...

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What is it about a good sense of humor that makes it so desirable to women? We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. -- Agnes Repplier

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Why do we say "Where are you?" when "are" is plural and "you" is singular? We don't say "Where are Jim?" it's "Where IS Jim?" but we don't say "Where IS you?" Supposed to say: "Where you at?" and "Where you is?" if you want the vernacular (only the African-American culture does it, others are lagging in this respect for some reason) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_American_Vernacular_English#Grammatical_aspect_marking I finna go now.

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Why is Richard Simmons obese and out of shape? Like many others he probably does not practice what he preaches!!

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Why are you not doing something more important right now? I honestly do not know. That is a very good question ... I need some motivation at 4 AM I guess!!

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In efforts to save water, will you consider urinating outside rather than wasting water by flushing the toilet? I might pee in a cup then go dump it outside, but if I go outside and pee, my neighbors would call the police! Yes, it's that kind of an anal retentive, stuck up neighborhood ... time to move I think :-)

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How can you get 1:2 linear motion? if i have rack that is moved 2 inches how can I get a rack next to it to move 4 inches. I tried having 2 gears inbetween the racks but I am not sure that is correct? Use two actuators powered simultaneously; not sure the application, but different rate actuators might do the trick ... I used them to open sliding windows that were 12 and 24 inches each ... hope this helps '-)

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Do you confront or let it slide when a hurtful comment has just been made about you? After a while, you learn to let those things roll off your back :-)

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What do you want to get back into? My ex-girlfriend :-)

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Do you have that certain someone you just can't get off your mind? :) Yep, and she can't get me off her mind always calling and emailing. Unfortunately, she's engaged so we have a problem. Namely, we can't do anything but think about each other! It sux, but this is not something you just act on ... I have to suck it up and just say get on with your life; she'll pass eventually from memory :-(

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If you had to name the one thing that most frightens you about growing old, what would it be? Depends.

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Can anyone find a problem here? <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> var opt = document.getElementById("_opt"); var x = "Home"; function go() { if (opt.value) == x {window.open("http://www.google.com")} } </script> its a menu Try www.dynamicdrive.com they have some awesome java menus on there for you and you can go through the code and learn as you play with them :-)

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It's 3:35 AM where I am, and I think I've got another 3 or so hours to go before bed and I'm feeling creative! Stimulate my creativity, AnswerBag! Give me some suggestions! What is the single greatest motivator in any persons life? If more than one, but no more than three, list them in order of importance; I'll tell you my thoughts later!

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For you, is trust hard to come by these days? A man who can not trust himself, will never really trust anybody. -- Cardinal De Retz ON THE OTHER HAND ... It's good to trust others, but not to do so is much better. -- Benito Mussonlini

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I have a 1996 Ford F-150 4x4 manual transmission. The hydraulic clutch had been leaking for awhile. I think it was from the slave cyclinder because there was no visible leakage. Now The Clutch won't depress at all. Anyone know why?. If I remember correctly, and this has been a long time so forgive me if it's not accurate, but a friend of mine had the same problem and it turned out to be a clamp leaking fluid and somehow allowing air to build up so the system froze and the clutch would not move. I only remember because he could not move the clutch and he said he fixed it "with a freaking $2 clamp after two...

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Guys: there is just you and 2 girls on and island. One is the most beautiful and empty(aka blonde) girl you have ever scene. The other is the most unattractive girl ever and the best personality. Who do you choose? Chicks just rearrange the sexes Procreate with the hottie and enjoy the company of the fun one.

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Does taking vitamins help build muscle if your working out daily? Absolutely, but you have to take complementary ones and not cannibalize the natural process of your body. This is a tricky game and takes either alot of blood work (I was pre-med in college, so we used to play with the equipment all the time!) OR for the person with no access to such equipment, alot of experimentation. Iron and zinc must be balanced with the proper protiens (aminos) and used...

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I am a genie. Tell me three wishes and I will grant them. However, you must use two of your wishes on someone else. What are they? 1) I would wish perfect health and a 100+ year life for my parents 2) I would wish my mom wins the Powerball 3) I would wish for personal knowledge of faster than light travel and retire on the patent :-)

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Is the Republican Party lost? The Republican mantra of self reliance and less government has ALWAYS been at odds with the masses. The conservative ideas of doing for no man any more than he can do for himself does not sit well with a society that is familiar with, and fond of, the government handout. Look at popularity charts (I have seen them, but can't find them on Google right his minute) for conservatives vs...

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I'm creating a 'summer of insanity To-Do list' -- what are some fun things I could do no matter where I am that won't land me in jail? :) Dress up like a pilot and hang out at airport bars and get drunk, worked well for Jimmy Kimel! You could push a baby carriage full of garbage around the mall and video tape it and send it in to Americas Funniest Videos ... oh, I could go on ...

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How do we know this is not just fiction and we think its real? The only difference between fiction and reality is ... fiction has to make sense :-)

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What is the worst way to tell your significant other you love them? When they say "I Love You!" ... you say, "Yeah, me too".

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By my calculations, through taxes and money saved from the prison system, the united states could gain nearly 30 billion anually from the legalization of marijuana, is it time? Thirteen states already came to that conclusion, and legalized it. So stay tuned, it's just a matter of time ... and the recession will help the cause as governments, always starving for taxes, will find this new source of revenue very lucrative. I think California generates about $1B or so a year from the sales and regulation fees per year (this is a number given to me by a grower...

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What does space technology help us do or learn about? It definately helps us learn about how to spend money on fruitless endeavors :-) I mean, there are some useful by-products for sure, but humans will NEVER travel beyond our moon or perhaps Mars but certainly NEVER to the nearest star over two light years away. We are quarantined on this planet until we break the light speed barrier ... which, IMO, is not possible in any form other than...

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What's your favorite movie about aliens? Aliens ... hands down, or the Xfiles for a series :-)

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I can french inhale, and i am trying to teach my girlfriend how to but when she tries, she cant hold the smoke in her mouth. how can i explain to her how to hold the smoke in her mouth without inhaling. and also how to explain how to push the smoke out Like blowing smoke rings, you have to exhale with the air in your mouth and not from your lungs as in through the windpipe. It's a mouth thing, not a true exhale from the lung thing :-)

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Did you know, people are more likely to tilt their heads to the right when kissing instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!)?? Its true! I go left, right, straight on and really prefer upside down, that is awesome! Got to mix it up or kissing gets so lame after a while ... a little bite here and there is cool ... so for me, I'm all over the place ... he he ]B~O

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What is a male midwife called? A midman maybe? Is this a trick question?

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A California hospital is assisting a few victims of the Mexican daycare fire, free of charge. I saw a comment that someone left stating "our tax dollars at work" how can people be so cruel and heartless? Why is the Mexican government so cruel and heartless as to not improve it's own standard of services and help their own people? Corruption and greed at the expense of their own citizens. I think that is the true shame of it all.

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My new husband hit me for the first time. He apologized and cried. What should be done in this situation? He is blaming me for getting hit. What could you possibly have done to deserve getting hit? Did you smack him with a baseball bat first or something ... I might then understand, but still not approve :-)

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Do you know anyone who pays 2-3 times more for name brand because they think its better than generic?(not just on a few items but on all of them) I USED to ... until I found the quality of name brand items similar or inferior to general dollar store stuff. With the profit incentive rampant, there is no longer quality and warranty terms are so bogus now, it's not worth paying the extra price, IMO. I can't tell you how much stuff I have bought that USED to be HIGH QAULITY to find, now, it's all junk. The only thing I can...

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Whats your idea of a perfect date? What's my budget for this date? OK, if it's unlimited, then, it goes thusly ... I leave my house in Maui, and go to pick her up in the convertible with a Bird-of-Paradise for her, of course. I pick her up, drive across the island (about 10 mins) then to the beach where horses are waiting. We horseback ride to a secluded spot, enjoy the sun just starting to set to some...

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If you had to give up some part of your body what would it be? eyes,nose,mouth,arm,leg,foot,finger, and why did you make that your choice?really think about it. Are we limited to just those seven options? If not, I would choose my belly button because it is really superfluous at this point, I don't think I will need to use it in the future. If we have to choose from the list, I would have to go with pinky toe, it is a pain to groom and should be punished :-)

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If our beloved Barack Obama was here to listen to you, what would you say to him? Excuse me, but you promised me a stimulus of some kind ... where the hell is it man? Hook a bruthah up!

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I love how people on AB thank you for answering their questions how thoughtful. what do you love about AB or the people on AB? I like the balance between serious and hilarious answers ... this is some of the best enertainment for free, anywhere!! Oh, and thanks for asking that question and thank you for reading my answer! There's always time to be polite :-)

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Name one thing that you cannot leave the house without? Well, legally, it would have to be clothes (notably pants and/or at the very least, underwear). Naturally, keys is the most important thing :-)

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I was married for 20 years,now divorced, How do I ask a girl out now? I feel ackward It's all about confidence, so just do it with confidence and let her talk about her ... nothing worse than unloading on someone you just met!! Good luck!

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What's the best way to start working out? Start slow. I started stretching, just 10-15 minutes a day, then to about half hour, then biking, then to the gym ... I am WAY less sore now after the gym all the time as a result of stretching each day. The big thing is to make it easy to do. Stretching for example, I can do on the floor while I watch TV so it's just that instead of sitting on the couch. Easy, no real big...

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Why would a popular AB'er get Down rated for a thoughtful and intelligent answer? It is the only joy a Troll may know ... as they are excluded from the everyday joy of life. Take pity on the Troll and cast your garbage upon them so they may eat :-)

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After being cheated on and lied to. My ex admitted there was even another guy she lied to me about when trying to get back together with me. Her parents say love is blind and unconditional. What do you think? OK, so if that's the case, then start banging out some of your own unconditional love and see if they change their tune :-)

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Kissing and telling or kissing and not telling... Which do you enjoy/prefer? Depends on how hot she was or if it was a beer glasses kind of thing, LOL! Seriously, not telling is best ... why get everyone else up in my bidness?!?

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Are there Klingons on Uranus? I thought DingleBerries lived on Uranus?

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Where is the end of grief? Just in front of the beginning of joy!

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On a scale of 1-10 how hot do you think you are? Depends on when ... after a cage fight, I probably look like a 3 or something. Other than that, probably way more than three, but less than 11 for sure.

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I sent a text message to my friend's phone when his cellphone was disconnected/deactivated by accident, a month later his phone got turned back on/reactivated, will he receive my text message now, or did it get deleted because of t Depending on the carrier or the phone, it will be cached until sent. Sometimes the phone stores it in the outbox, like your email does, and it does not deliver it until it gets confirmation from the switch that it can be delivered. Otherwise, it sits on the server at the switch and keeps trying to deliver it until it gets confirmation from the phone. Either way, its delayed, but delivered :-)

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Do you watch movies you like just once or more than once? I find if I give it a year or two and recycle them, it's kind of a new experience! You kind of remember the plot line, but you seem to take more away from it after the second viewing after a long break between! I do it all the time ... now I just rip them to a hard drive and watch them whenever!

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WOO HOO I actually made it to Sage! Does anyone care? lol I got a lot of beer lets get drunk and.... Nice work, congrats! More importantly, where is the beer party?

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If you had 10 arms what would you do? I would probably find it impossible to sleep with all those arms in the way; I wish I could take them off now to sleep! Trouble with that is, I don't know once they're off, how to get them back on :-)

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Is there anything in nature more beautiful the naked FEMALE breasts? Well formed perky breasts, yes, that is it; nothing compares. For example, Hale Berry sitting in the sun in Swordfish ... that is an amazing set ]:-)

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What poses a "fundamental" threat to our civil liberties? That's it, government, nothing else ... all four branches working in perfect harmony to destroy personal liberty and freedom: The Legislative, The Judicial, The Executive, and The Media.

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How do they expect the economy to get back to normal and people to be able to spend any money when the gas prices are high again?When a 1/4 of our pay checks go to gas every week? The same way we got INTO this mess. Government smoke and mirrors, inaccurate accounting and government reporting standards, and hope. RE: Your paycheck. 1/3 goes to the government for Fed Tax. 1/5 goes in some way or another, to some other taxes (utility, phone, water, sales tax, reigstration, smog/emissions, tolls, etc.) 1/4 goes to gas. 1/6 goes to your mortgage. 1/6 goes to your...

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Parents did you use cloth diapers or disposable diapers? What are thes parents, like a hundred years old? I thought cloth diapers went out with WW I?!

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Is giving or receiving head a sin if your not married? Oh, I hope receiving is not, otherwise, I got some atonin' to do :-)

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Which cheese works best in cheeseburgers? Baby Swiss, or nothing for this kid and medium rare or do it over baby (which is why I cook ALL my own beef!).

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Where can I find a list of music for my favourite back in 1999? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time thank you ugly jerks look it up lazy. I only want the nice people to answer this question. That is an interestingly worded question, but your best bet is to GOOGLE or BING the Artist name and 1999 like "Billy Idol 1999" for example. Othewise, try www.1990sflashback.com/1990/Music.asp or other related sites :=]

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I've been giving my all to benefit someone in my life, but I feel I'm not getting anything in return - I feel so drained, what do I do? You have two options. A] Keep doing B] Stop. If you do B, then things change, it's over with 100% certainty. If you do A, you can either talk about it or not talk about it. If you do not talk about it, nothing will change. If you do talk about it, something MIGHT change. So, you have three possible outcomes. Stop = 100% gaurantee of change Keep on, no talking = 0%...

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Do you believe that people who voted for George W. Bush got what they deserved? Do you believe that people who voted Democrats into office got what they deserved? The entire financial crisis was the direct result of the Deomcrats control of the financial system but, of course, it was Bush's fault I guess so yes, we got what we deserved! I love irrational thinking and denial en masse, it's fun!!

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Will you state two truths and 1 lie about yourself? Don't say which is the truth and which is the lie and I will try and guess. :) 1) I am a breast man. 2) My girlfriend has small breasts. 3) I don't have a girlfriend.

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What do you do when you're unemployed, out of money, out of energy and out of hope? Run for public office! Immediate income, usually as high as $100K+ per year, immediate health beneits, immediate retirement and 401K and, after just one to two terms, full pension!

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Name one thing that you buy that makes you happy. In the morning, coffee. In the afternoon, pizza. In the evening, beer. In the late hours of the night, cover charge :-)

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Can A Person Be Fired For Being Too Fat Or Short? Of course they can, with proper documentation! If fat, then they would say it is an insurance premium/health issue and that it is against company guidelines. If too short, and you work say, in a warehouse, or a place where reaching high places is defined in the employee handbook as a job requirement then WHAMMO, you're out for violating the corporate policies and procdures! ...

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Why do people think that if you are an atheist you are more likely to do drugs or commit a crime? Is there a reasoning behind that thinking? Just remind them that you are against pedophelia, as opposed to some priests :-)

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Do you believe commercials? Nope, I have been completely insulated after so many failures to deliver by promises in print, testimonials in ads and gaurantees in store displays. Since all products, it seems are made like total shit, I buy only what I need now; food :-)

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When you get negative pointsfrom someone do you purpously go and give them negative points Them r Trolls that does that! There's no reason to give negagive points unless the quation is just plain idiotic or engineered to generate points :-)

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Name the most terrifying moment of your life so far. Hitting the planet at 150MPH (no parachute!) ... ouch!

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My__________ is not in good condition. Boat

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What is more traumatizing: physical abuse or psychological abuse? Physical abuse because you get two for the price of one! There is no physical abuse that does not carry with it psychological effects (abuse basically). Even physical injuries come with psychological damage attached, so physical trauma does both :-)

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Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your _________ .? Glock.

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Do you think Apple owes the first purchasers of the IPhone a refund, or is that the price you pay for purchasing new technology? That's the price you pay for buying Apple products! They are basically, more than other brands, the equivalent of technological heroin. That's why I never buy Apple products (I lie, I did buy a 60GB iPod when they first came out for $650 but that was the last one :-), they are practically useless in 6-9 months without constant reinvestment. I have four PC's for trading...

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Anyone feel like torturing my breasts? Just curious. Torture like, with a feather?

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What do you think of gossip? Well, my neighbors, brothers friend who knows someone that met me in an elevator, told me that gossip is bad, nnnkay?!

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Do you believe in "fairy tale romance"? Nope, it is not possible. Women are not willing to let soemething like this develop IMO. They are equal, they want answers, and they want them now! No suspense, no suprises, no mystery, just answers, information and equality, that's all they seem to want. They no longer want the man to be the man or are even willing to let him be the a leader, mostly. The result, is that romance...

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GOD the father, GOD the son, GOD the spirit. How many GODS are there? One God, many forms and interpretations :-)

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Why are some people sexist and racist it dosen't do anything for them? It makes them feel good and it's better to feel good about your thoughts than it is to be rational :-)

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What's the worst music genre? Rap, for sure, is the worst contribution to music and civilization to date right behind biological warfare :-)

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What would you like to learn more about .. What areas of your life, or the world, would you like to explore? Anything and everything ... it all has value, in some way. Everything is connected in some way, even if you don't see it at first so the fun part i life is connecting the dots. The best connections are always done through exploration and experience :-)

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I have a date with a homeless girl this weekend. What should I expect? Expect not to have to drive her all the way home; pretty much anywhere outdoors will be fine :-P

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What is the job with the most fatalities? Hit man for sure, since that is the true goal of the job :-)

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Is it possible to bite your ear? If you have dentures/false teeth, you could take out your teeth and bite it. That's the only way I can figure :-)

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If you were framed for a serious crime, had no alibi, and were looking at life in prison without parole if found guilty or a plea deal for 25 years... what would you do? If paying off the judge won't work, then I'd probably have a nice glass of wine and take a lead asprin :-)

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If World War 3 was USA v EU who would win That really depends on where it took place; we're already in an economic war, so that one takes place on the exchanges. If the US were invaded from, say Mexico or Canada, that might be problematic as those are vast borders. The east and west coasts of course, would be safe as we have the most firepower on the oceans and under the water, plus with both both long range and tactical...

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Will you tell me a wise quote? Sometimes a man can meet his destiny on the road he took to avoid it.

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Should the U.S. start manufacturing more things here instead of importing everything from China? We can't, the laws in this country, intended to protect the worker, have made it prohibative to compete with the likes of China and, in effect, have exported all our jobs and dependance overseas! Poor leadership and corrupt governments inevitably produce a suberviant and sub-par society. Stay tuned, US 2.0 will be a serious downgrade (kind of like the Vista release for MS) and it's...

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Is alcohol the answer to feeling happy? The numbing effect can be a substitute for happiness, for sure. If you don't care about anything, how can you not be happy ... until you are sober gain, of course :-)

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If you had to name a child RIGHT NOW, what would you pick? Obama of course! In honor of our glorious leader!

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Is it true that man has just two days in this world the day you were born and the day you die? Well, those are certainly the two days that no man will ever remember but, ironically, they are the only days anyone else will ever know :-)

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What is the worst part about hell? No toilet paper.

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If someone is asked to ride a bike naked ,should he be allowed to wear a helmet? I would say yes, helmet, knee pads and elbow pads ... safety is key!

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How do you say no.Outright or beat around the bush making up excuses? I enjoy the art of no. Offering alternatives is usually an effective strategy but, when it is really key, the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip, is useful :-)

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Is anything faster than the speed of light? The rate at which the government finds new things to tax.

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Whats the time taken for the Suns rays to fall on the earth? About eight minutes. The sun is 150 million kilometers (93.2 million miles) away and light travels at 299,792,458 mps and since D = rT, then: 150,000,000,000 m = 299,792,458 * T T = 500.36 seconds or 8.3 mins to be precise So basically, if the sun blowed up, we would not know it until 8.3 mins later!

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Do you think you've lived a lot more than most people your age? or less? or just about as much as them? Way more I think. It's hard sometimes to explain and people are usually in disbelief or envious instead of being happy for me. Odd, I respect people who have been all over the world and done everything like me. I like to learn from everyone and everything, so I guess that's the main difference :-)

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What are you usually thinking about when you're supposed to be focusing (unsuccessfully) on something else? These days, it's all about golf :-)

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I was a Virginian, and now I'm a Brooklynite. What are you? I was in the kitchen, then went to the bathroom, now I'm on the computer.

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What one thing/word (in your opinion) is needed for/in parenting? Discipline. I see so few parents administering any kind of discipline to kids. They might not like it in the immediate term, but inevitably, it can be nothing but productive to the kids life :-)

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Would you sell a year of your life for a million dollars? OK then my answer is still yes, I don't think I would miss that last year of incontinence, besides I could use the million as soon as possible!!

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When I get ready to hit the golf ball I stand over the ball forever. I can't get comfortable. I continue to adjust my grip. What can I do? RELAX and just let it flow. I struggled with this for months ... and you don't HIT the ball, you SWING at it! The EASIER you swing, the BETTER your drive! Try to swing as slow as possible just as a test. You'll be amazed at the result ... LESS is MORE in golf! The grip is the most important thing, but keeping it loose and EASY on the club is key and a nice relaxed swing....

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Would you sell a year of your life for a million dollars? Heck yeah, I would sell my second year of life for a million, I don't remember it anyway!

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What do you say in response to someone who tells you to "go to hell" or "you're going to hell"? I say, "OK, see you there buddy".

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What would you do if an alien walked into your room right now? Find out where he came from, how he got here, and after a few beers, get the secret of faster than light travel out of him, patent it, and retire on another planet with no government yet formed :-)

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Which would you choose: Freedom, Beauty, Truth, or Love? (...) CASH baby, because with enough cold hard cash, you can have all four if you use it wisely! First of all, cash gives you total freedom. With freedom, you have the time to enjoy and create beauty. The beauty one creates is basically their interpretation of truth and grace and this then, when all is said and done, prepares you for love :-)

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Can you name (3) people that are EVERYTHING to you? Me, Mom and Dad :=)

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Is nationalism and patriotism simply racism and Xenophobia under a polite name? To consider your country better than any other is to imply that country is "better" or "superior" to another. If it is, then everyone waving any kind of flag, or any kind of sticker on their car other than an American Flag is racist. But then again, it's easy to promote the "fact" that it is racist to fly an American Flag in America, if you're an American by any CNN correspondent, The New York Times or any daily talk show. The hypocisy of the PC Briggade knows no end and...

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What is the purpose of female ejaculation? Is there such a thing? Can you post some diagrams or something to expand on this phenomenon please? This is troubling as I thought I knew my around the campus but seems there is a new building I am unaware of!

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Remember when you had to find a pay phone if you needed to make a call away from home? When was the last time you used a pay phone? Look around next time you go out and about, there are almost NO PAYFPHONES anymore! My cell died and it took me an hour to find a pay phone! Five shopping centers and four gas stations later, I finally found one that actually WORKED when I picked up the handset! A sign of the times I guess :-)

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Is it okay to wear a bra at night? like can it do anything to the growth of my breasts? just wondering because i rarely sleep with out a bra and i just wanted to know if it was okay to.thanks Sleep as nature intended you to, in the nude (but indoors is probably more safe). Besides, I know, from my standpoint, it is always more attractive to your s/o sleeping next to you today or in the future :-)

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What is there a worg containing the letters s,m,m,i,i,n,g,w Swimming or Swingmim or Wimmsing or any other variation ... depends on if you are playing scrabble or just trying to baffle someone with your erroneous vocabulary :-)

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Are space programs the epitome of mankind's greatest science/technology? I dunno, space exploration is really an exercise in futility, so what is the end goal? As humans, with our physical engineering and life spans, we have no hope of reaching any distant star, ever. I think it's putting the cart before the horse. IF we stay on the planet, solve the problems of faster than light travel, and sleep hibernation, THEN space travel will be viable :-)

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How many are on AB to gain a higher level?(like a game) or to get true helpful questions answered? I find the levels aspect to be more of a curiosity than anything else and to be able to give more points for more interesting questions. For the most part, I find alot of the questions I answer either interesting/provoking, funny or informational. So when something lets you help people out, exercise your brain, and have a good laugh from time-to-time, I find it's a good thing :-)

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In your opinion, what actor seems to be consistently good in every film? Heath Ledger was good, as was Peter O'Toole, currently, I like Tavolta as the bad guy and Hale Berry (both for acting and body skills). So, Swordfish is the best in that regard :-)

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What do you do with your broken dreams? In the same bottle with your dashed hopes and unfulfilled desires!

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Can you suggest an interesting gift that I can present to my father on his B'day? He likes small and simple gifts. If he's into golf, get him a divot tool and/or a ball marker; every golfer can use one, or another one :-)

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Who's only in it for the money? Everyone! The Government, churches, charities, schools, police, etc., you name it, it's all about the money. Everyone except AB (until they charge a subscription fee of course!).

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I am trying to get my laptop to play my netflix movies on my projector. I bought the proper adapter and cable, but do not understand what else I need to do to prompt my pc to send the video to the projector? Anyone know what I should do next? If it's XP, RIGHT click on the desktop, select properties at the bottom of the list, then the settings tab to the far left. If you don't see an option for another monitor, then your system is not recognizing it, try rebooting with the projector plugged in. If it DOES see it, click the "Extend Desktop" box and set the resolution. Then you can drag things onto it from your...

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If you had to trade your home and live in any famous building in the world (forget about the realities of laws, physics and legalities), what would you choose? I would choose Versailles in France. I would, of course, only accept on the condition that the grounds crew remain on staff :-)

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Did you sunbathe today? Yes, I played golf and enhanced the tan on my arms from my sleaves down and my legs from my shorts to my shoes. It's a hot looking tan with white chest and white feet.

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In rock paper scissers, how does paper beat rock? I mean, rock bends scissers, and they won't work anymore. Scissers cut paper, and it won't work anymore. But paper covering rock? No structural damage to rock. Well then, how about Knife, Gun, Bomb instead. Knife beats bomb because it cuts the fuse. Gun beats knife because the knife holder is shot. Bomb beats gun because it blows up the gun. That would make better sense than?

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Which is the more popular spelling for this female name, Micheal or Michelle? If you're asking because you're dating a chick named Micheal, you better check for Adam's Apple my friend; that's the dude spelling :-)

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Did Jesus say "Here, eat this slice of pizza, it is delicious and drink this beverage, it is refreshing."? Yes, but that is the modern translation. The original, translated from the Hebrew, reads thusly: "Yeah, for it is this bread, flat with sauce, that is for you to eat, in my name. And behold, there in the box, kept as the snow, cold, is libation for you to drink. Eat and drink in my name and you shall be refreshed and renewed with belly full and mind at peace"

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Do you think you're funny? I am a comedic legend in my own mind.

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My 6yr old doesn't respect me. Whenever I tell her what to do, like "It's bathtime. You need a bath before sleepytime." Gets upset, and says things like "No", "I hate you", "I wish I had another family." Then calms down says I love you. What do I do? Spare the rod and spoil the child. Ultimately, they respect stern guidance, in the short run though, it's hard to administer :-)

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What's your most favorite smell? That just out of the shower smell on a woman!

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What is the worst car you have driven? Lamboghini Gallardo, it's like a rattle box of a car ... basically a go-cart with a car body on it! I would NEVER recommend one of those, if you want one, RENT it for a week first, you'll change your mind quick!

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A lady's dying wish is to have her cat buried with her, but she died before the cat did. Should we put the cat in alive? Absolutely. One less cat ain't gonna cause a fuss, besides, it was her final wish :-) Well that might be cruel so putting the cat to sleep would be more nice or just ignore the final wish since she'll never really know anyway :-)

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Do you feel like you are going to die early? Well, after what I have been through, I don't think I can die at all! Horrendous car crashes, airplane accidents, boating/diving accidents, skydiving accidents ... damn, I gotta be here for a reason :-)

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How many songs are in your I tunes library? On the computer, there's about 45,000 (ridiculous I know) and each iPod is maxed out :-) I spent a few months importing all my CD's (about 2,500) so yeah, I USED to have alot of free time :-)

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If you are given power to punish a rapist who raped a minor, what would be the most harshest punishment you would give to him? Castrate him, then hang him from his wrists about one inch off the ground in a Turkish prison in a sound proof room and offer free KY Jelly in a bin placed a few feet behind him.

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How do you feel about invasion of privacy, and whats the best way to get a person to stop the habit?" looking through your things" Digital safe and a locking file cabinet. Works for me :-)

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Can money buy bestfriend? Maybe not a best friend, but certainly the best hooker and she might become your best friend so who knows!

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If being attacked by pirates wasn't a concern and you had the money and freedom to do it, would you enjoy sailing around the world? Completely solo might be a bit of a drag after months and months of it, but with the right gal, it would be the greatest adventure ever!!

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Does moving cause stress? Depends on what you have going on, if it gets in the way of your normal life, it's more of a pain in the arse than stressful. It for sure causes some sore muscles that you rarelu use on a daily basis though!!

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How can I stop this horrible itching? Itchy things are like teeth. If you ignore them, they go away.

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Do you suppress your sneezes? Why? Nope, I love to sneeze ... I let 'er rip, "AAA CHOOO!"

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In your relationship, are you the car or the driver? Most times I'm the gas and oil :-)

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Why am i having such bad luck with dating? It seems like every guy i date leaves me for someone else, stands me up, or decides I am not his type. I am getting really frustrated and ready to give up on dating all together. Depends on the vibes you send out and what you inspire in the man. If they don't feel comfortable with you as in you are too tense or too anxious, then it can be problematic. Try to relax and be relatively neutral in how you approach things on the first date to get a good line on what the other person is all about. I find this works for me :-)

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How do i get my ipod to connect to my computer? Step One: Plug it in Step Two: Enjoy

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Why does everyone like the 9mm for home defense? I prefer it b/c it has a higher capacity magazine and is MUCH easier to hit targets dead center for me. I believe in accuracy over power myself :-)

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When did you last wash your automobile? Last time I had a hot date! That's usually when it gets done, but then again, in Florida, it rains every afternoon, so I get a free daily wash from God ... he's my bud!

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Spicy Hot is now a guru. Who would like to join me at a hot party in her honour? Spicy Guru in the house ... er ... I should say, in the Bag!!!

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My sweet wise friend therapist is expecting has reached the level of Brain and we are having a party. Would you like to stop by and leave her a word of congratulations or a positive thought? Congratulations, keep up the brain work! Hey, where's the party, will there be beer there?!

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I lent my friend an amount of money.We drew up a letter which stated the amount, his name,my name,his passport number and the date he would pay me back by and we both signed.But I now know he has left the country.What should I do in terms of court procds? Depending on how much it is, the best you can do is spend some more time and money trying to get a judgement. If he ever gets any real property, like a car or a boat or something with equity in it, you will have a hard time collecting. Most homesteads are protected from judgements. Good luck though, I been there and it sux!

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Draw a velocity-time graph for a ball that has been thrown straight up into the air. (Neglect air resisitance) Why would I want or need to do this?

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I live in Arkansas and own a Condo. Since the economy has become bad and I was "laid off" I have fallen behind in my Condo Assessments. The Condo Board says they will file a "Lien" against my property. I find no authority for this. Am I right? I sit on a condo board, and let me tell you, it's no fun trying to get assessments paid when people are behind. The association still has many fees to pay and, typically, owners opt out of "reserve" payments that are a portion of the monthly assessment to set aside for rainy day funds. Also, know that, since it must be done to the letter of the law, the requirements to follow...

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Why American government is not taking any steps to ban porno websites????? America took terrorism so seriously but pornography is making more destruction than terrorists do. what do u think people? is it because they give tax?? i want a realistic answer. Be serious, it's all about taxation. If it can be taxed, and the tax base is vast, it will exist. 13 states legalizing pot is not for your benefit, it's for the tax base. If prostitution could be taxed effectively, it would be legal as well.

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How can you stop worrying/caring about someone who could care less about you? Work or projects to keep you focused and your mind off of it. I find projects are the perfect solution to refocusing the mind!

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Do you or would you feel comfortable with a handgun in your house? I agree, I would feel incomfortable without at least one in the house or in the car. Ever since I witnessed a robbery at a Dunkin Donuts of all places, I think it's a necessary precaution for those unforseen instances ... if I'm gonna get robbed, I'd rather go down shootin :-)

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If you could magically gain one emotional or psychological quality, what would you choose? Probably stupidity. Life would be much more simple without the worries of a complicated life :-)

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Why Dogs Make Better Friends Than People? Because they have very few expectations: attention, food and going to the bathroom. If people were like that, you'd have many more friends!!

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Do you have a fear of being buried alive? Not really, but to insure against this potential outcome I do the following: 1) Do not borrow money from anyone nicknamed, "The Knife" or "The Shovel" 2) Do not cut of vehicles in traffic whose windows are solid black with chrome rims and the trunk scraping on the ground. 3) I do not antagonize anyone from Chicago. 4) I try to keep out of countries on the...

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For stress relief and/or just for calming down, what do you find most relaxing? A beer on the beach or a beer in the boat or a beer and ... oh, what the hell ... a beer, pretty much :-)

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Are lunatics born or made? Both born and made! Some are born with genetic predisposion for lunacy and experience it or not and others are the result of their environment. Todays culture, for exmaple, makes a fine breading ground for lunacy and even greater, for insecurity! It all depends on how strong your mind is over your will to stay "sane" ... again ... depending on your definition (a common theme of...

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It's 2am here, I have to get up early, I need to sleep. I walked into my bedroom and immediately felt uncomfortable (like I was surrounded) and sick to my stomach. Call us crazy but we already know the house is haunted. How do I fix it so I can sleep? Well, I'll tell you this, I used to work in an office after hours on computers years ago. Sometimes, I had the same feeling, like someone was behind me, hairs standing on the back of my neck, shadows where there was no light source, so I too have seen this. I don't know if I believe in ghosts or spirits, but when you experience this, it's strange and impossible to explain to...

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Do You Send "Thank You" Cards Or "Thank You" Brownies? Do Thank You Texts count? I send those all the time :-)

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This is for smokers..when they send us to an island what should we name it? Smokination

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I can lose 20 lbs in one day. And it's not just recently devoured food or anything like that. Is this healthy? Well, considering you would have to give birth (healthy) or lose a limb or something (unhealthy) it depends on how you are losing these 20 pounds. I agree with the scale comment, you might want to check and make sure there is not some variation in the gravimetric field around your scale, or you're not holding onto something while on it :-) Also, if you are comparing with clothes and...

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If I want to go to med school right after my first 4 years of college, what should I major and minor in? I know I want to go pre-med right away (first year, if possible). I'm just a little confused about how all of this will work, no one has explained it. I was premed, and chemistry or biology is best, depending on if you want to go into research or practice. I got out of the program after two years thuogh as it was too much damn paperwork in the hospital and there were WAY better looking women in the business college :-) Plus, medicine is a 25 year plan to get clear of school, pay your debts and start making money and that is a HUGE timeline...

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What is your favorite blonde joke? My favorite, and why I date blondes exclusively: Why do blondes wear panties? To keep their ankles warm. Just kiddin ... or am I B~)

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Do you always bring back souvenirs for gifts when you go on travel? I used to all the time! Funny you ask this ... but after I realized they just turned into junk that ended up in a drawer, I just take pictures now instead!!

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At what point should I tell my wife that I got my ex-wife pregnant? I would recommend you do it before the inevitalbe paternity makes its way into her hands and after you have secured anything of value safely from harms way :-) But then again, our decisions define us and are inspired by our true motivations in their action. So, ultimately, this was probably just something that you needed in your life, in some bizarre and irregular way :-)

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Has George W Bush destroyed the image of America? Nothing that Obama can't fix, he is, after all, our newest American Idle!!

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Jimmy Carter recently commented that George W. Bush's presidency has been the worst in American history. Do you agree with President Carter's statement? You MUST agree, it is the thing to do and you are repeatedly told to believe this, so you MUST. It is in nearly every other headline, every other comedy routine, every other talk show, every other magazine cover and every other online posting. Nothing repeats like repetition. We all feel better with someone to blame, rather than trying to find the root cause and cure the cancer. Which is,...

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Why does it seem no one knows what truth is anymore? I think Henry Ford once said, "The truth is difficult, which is why so few people engage in it". Besides, the truth really is just what you read in the headlines and the information the government gives to you right? Funny, in the lobby of the CIA it says, "Know the truth, and the truth shall set you free". This, IMO, epitomizes the current nature of truth :-)

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Is this grammatically correct? "I will remember my decisions of yesterday, so that I will be accountable for my actions today, which will help me meet my responsibilities of tomorrow." Technically, it could count as a run-on IMO. Better to say: The decisions of all my yesterdays will hold me accountable for my actions today and help me to meet the responsiblities they instill in the future (you could say in all my tomorrows, but it's awkward, IMO). Good sounding though for sure, using the yesterday, today and tomorrow triangle, how about: The best way for me to...

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What are the elements to trespass to land? Someone elses property and a single body part on that property without permission ... I would imagine would be the bare minimum :0

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Who cooks for you when you are sick? Campbells, exclusively ... unless I stay at my parents house which, with my mom in charge, is better than the Ritz Carlton!!

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Why there is a feminist needed? I'm curious why equal is so important or superior so good or bad? I have always taken care of the women I have dated and they have never wanted for anything. Is that so aweful? If women want to be truly equal, or superior, then ALWAYS pay the bill, open the door for the man, bring him flowers, make him breakfast in bed, let the man use the umbrella in the rain, or collect the car...

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Why u think that prostitutes are not subhuman?????? they lose some emotions a which are barely needed to be a human............ what do u think about that? It's just a business for most, I believe. Like trash collection or sewer cleaning or any other profession that has a demand and will therefore find a supply. If they're forced into it, that's different, but for the business end of it, it's just that, business. Of course it eats away at the subconcious in some way due to the physical nature of it, but other professions...

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If someone is blocking your way and you say "excuse me" and they reply "BITE ME," are you justified in biting them? Yes you are, but you should first ask, "where would you like me to bite you" ... it's only polite you see.

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I have a 2001 Grand Am. My tran. is shifting into gear really hard. It slams into reverse and into drive hard. It sounds and feels bad. If I dont figure this out soon, I am afraid I will have to replace trany soon. A frequent reason for this is engine mounts. If they are loose or worn, the engine, when changing gears, shifts position under the hood rather hard and jolts the car. It's a hard item to install without a lift, but the parts are cheap, like under $100 I think. It's an easy thing to check, just open the hood and switch gears from D to R and have someone watch the engine. If it...

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How could we know that the sky is in fact green and we are the colour-blind ones? Depends on your definition of green. If you define green as the color you see when you look up, then it is in fact, green. Consider investigating Plato's theory of forms to expand on this. How does one define green anyway?

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Whats more beautiful, sunrise or sunset? Sunset and moon rise, for sure. Nothing beats the sun lighting up the sky as it fades behind the earth and illuminates the clouds from the reflection off the ionosphere!

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What is good in your life right now? My golf game :-)

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Do you always vote for taxes that will be used for educational purposes or do you always vote "no" because you are against taxes in principle, no matter what the purpose? I wish more people had MoonGrim's outlook ... taxes of any kind are always packaged to sell. If you actually LOOKED at the education budget (I was on the county education committee and saw the inside numbers) it would burn your ass. If you saw what they pay for paint and auto service and maintenance because one of the political supporters owns a paint company or a maintenance company,...

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What do you regret the most. The things you have done or the things you wish you would've have done more. I regret not selling when the DOW double topped at an all time high and not buying back when it double bottomed at its most recent lows. I was into a WOMAN at the time, so not trading as actively as I should have been ... DAMN! Oh well, other opportunities will come around :-)

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I think a woman dressing and acting like a man is________________? lesbianic ... LOL, actually, it's kind of hot on the right woman, but if it's an every day thing, then is not too sexy to me. That's the good thing about opinions and preferences, we all have them and when they become aligned with others, then affinity blooms and growth can flourish :-)

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What was the first thing that attracted you to your partner? Skinny attracts me first; someone who is lean and keeps in shape, to me, respects themself and has some discipline ... key factors in any person, IMO :-)

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How do you feel about people forcing their beliefs upon you by law? This question includes religion, global warming, gay activist or anything else. Get used to it, "representative" government becomes more and more of an illusion every day. There is a maximum utility to representation, and we have long passed it, hence the growth of our fourth branch of government, the media. The best you can do is strive to be as free as you can in your own little world, or start a new country and learn from the mistakes of all the rest :-)

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Why is it that so many, if not all, movies that theorize about the future of computers/aliens make them out to be malevolent entities? Probably b/c humans program computers and use the tools only to further some agenda or plan. Humans also make mistakes, so eventually, the computers will make mistakes and, at that point, we will have already turned control over to Sky-Net :-) It is also a case of simple path of least resistance. If a computer can do it better, or so we think, then lt it do the work, regardless of the...

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My BF always goes to like the strip clubs and like what I was wondering is do u think he is cheating on me? The only way to tell is how much he spends there. If it's under $50 then no problem. If it is over $500, then he's gettin laid :-)

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How do I decrease my blood pressure? Diet, excercise, and a regular, daily dose of comedy!

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My roomie broke a glass last night and never swept.In AM I stept on a piece & cut my foot open.After observin & sweepin up glass,I was lucky that I didn't severly cut myself.If I told him that the next time I was goin to put it in his shoe is that wrong? I'd go ahead and put some in the shoe just for good measure ... kind of drive the point home. Pain is an amazing motivator and strong impetus for long term memory and recall.

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How to calculate dividend yield with stock dividend? Divide the dividend amount into the stock price. A $10 stock that pays a $1 dividend has a 10% yeild. You have to divide the price when purchased by the ANNUALIZED dividend amount. Yield changes as price goes up or down inversely. Price goes up, yield goes down, etc.

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Finish this sentence.i can ________? I can fill in blanks and I can because I think I can!

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Does light pass in vaccum? Space is a vacuum, and I think we get sunlight on earth, so the answer would have to be yes.

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Who might tell you "your time is up"? The parking meter. Then, you get a $40 ticket for not putting in another nickle, it's very reasonable actually.

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Why does the media act stupid? Ratings and Ad Sales. If it sells, and people will buy it, then it is in the media, period. The culture has devolved into this and the higher parts of the brain and those that deal with rational thought or difficult decisions have been dumbed through lack of use. The media has become the fourth branch of government and it is doing its will quite effectively IMO.

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What is the most ridiculous law you've ever heard of? No Turn On Red. This is the most childish and ridiculous law EVER. If people are so stupid they can't turn on red without creating an accident, they should NOT be allowed to drive a car.

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How mean have your parents been to you? Was it for your own good? They were never mean, stern perhaps, but yes, it is tough love and there is a need for it. Spare the rod and spoil the child! Without some form of reward and punishment, people would never learn any discipline and who better to instill these values than your parents? The government is a POOR excuse for parenting, but it seems they have taken on this roll at an increasing pace over the last...

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My boyfriends friends girlfriend is joined at the hip with her boyfriend. She will do ANYTHING he does or says, even if it's bad. She seems to not have a mind of her own. What do you think of these types of situations? Hey, no brains, no headaches right? LOL, supporting the one you love is awesome, but I guess there's a point where it gets extreme. In the end, however, there is something to be said for such deep and devoted loyalty as long as it is not abused :-)

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How can there be girls on the internet? I mean, it doesn't make sense. How can they get on the internet when they spend all their time in the kitchen? Because they don't spend any time in the kitchen, it's pretty basic: If in the kitchen, no internet. We have internet, therefore, We have no time in the kitchen. Back in the day (when I was a kid) the women RULED the kitchen and were the best cooks, so men didn't even try and we all ate very well! Now, it's anybodys game!

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Men: do you like being bitten? I didn't at first, but it's kind of a sexy way to mark you territory I guess :-) We are all evolved from animals after all! Not so hard to draw blood of course, but some playful biting is always good times!

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What is something you have that is expired or soon to be expired? Freedom from unjust and unfair taxation (expiring soon).

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Why do girls want money and power without working hard for it? Because they "deserve" it and they have been without it for so long. Apparently, the white male has kept these things exclusively for himself thoughout history and now it's time for them to pay up.

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Does it look good to wear a nicer shirt like a polo style shirt with a pair of windpants? I wore this yesterday and my gf kinda laughed at me but my mom said I looked really nice. Mom will tell you that anything looks good on you. Mom is looking beyond the clothes, but in the real world, the clothes make the man. It's one of the few things that is genetically coded into our society (thanks to the ancient Greeks): All that is beautiful is good.

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What's another name for a toilet? Swimming pool, Ocean, Lake, etc...

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It is a good night when _________? I fall asleep content.

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Why are SOME men never happy with their partners and allways looking for new lovers? Because we live in a disposable society. Everything from cell phones and computers to love and marriage is disposable. It's part of a culture that thrives off the consumer mentality and the constant marketing efforts of corporations. If EVERYONE stopped spending (except on food, and the bare essentials) and did with what they owned or had for ONE YEAR, it might be a start to reduce...

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Didja read where http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6658371 got "rejected?" Shameful! "Please phrase in the form of a question" ... "I think my time at AB has come to an end, so I wonder if I should stop participating?" Might have been more appropriate. No matter what, however, why make the announcement, to make yourself feel better or to try and put down AB? It is what it is, so enjoy it or not, that is the nature of free will :-)

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What would the earth be like without humans? It would certainly be less politically correct!

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What is the best way to burn off fat in a particular part of the body but not necessarily anywhere else eg back of the arm? 80% of it is diet and the rest is excercise. Everyone is different and stores fat in different areas of the body, so the best way is to experiment. Eating lean, like tuna, fish, and very little sugar (carbos) will lean out most of the body, but you'll see the leaning process effect different areas first. Once you experiment a bit and learn how your body responds to various routines,...

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What turns you on? That fresh showered scent on a woman; great smelling hair is a huge turn on!!

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Can a lake "explode"? Sure, if you drop an A-bomb in it. Not only that, it will be completely vaporized!

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I _____. Using only one word, Can you fill in the blank? (Mine: I Laugh) Do.

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Why did God create the vast majority of the universe that is not Earth? To keep the beings on Earth from infecting the rest of the Universe :-)

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Ratio of blue shoes to red is 11 to 4. 84 red shoes were sold. How many blue shoes were sold? If the ratio is 11 to 4.84 then I am VERY curious to know, who has .84 of a foot? In other words, who buys 84% of a shoe?

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What do you usually take for a sinus headache? 800 MG of Ibuprofen. If that don't kill it, nothing will :-)

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What professions do you respect the least? Politicians. It is said to be the second oldest profession, but it bears a striking resemblance to the first. B/T/W, Ronald Reagan said that about the resemblance, I just concur with it wholeheartedly :-)

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Is my friend gay (im a straight guy). He's quite touchy like casually touching my arm, never talks about women and offered to let me share his bed when i stayed over at his place? Well, depends. If you sleep over, and share his bed, and he puts his hoo-hilly in your flatulation vent, then I would put strong odds on the gay thing. If you find this an enjoyable thing, then you too, may need to consider the possiblity for yourself ... not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Do you love to love one ... or do you prefer to play with many without that deeper feeling? I've tried, but since it never works out, I opted for the later :-)

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Are you always the last one to go to bed in your household? Yep, always, there is never any doubt about it. Well, I live alone ... does that make any difference?

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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor? OH, quit complaining, I've had worse. I got shot once by Dick Chenney.

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Im pissed off! everyone feed my fire! If you're pissed now, you'll be livid if you sit down, add up the TAX component on EVERYTHING you pay for every month, then divide your property taxes and income tax by 12 each, and come to the ultimate conclusion that 65% of what you earn is taxes!

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What would be fun? Taking off of and landing on an aircraft carrier in a figher get and maybe bombing some targets in between :-)

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How did you get one of your scars? Skydiving, hit the ground at 150MPH and both femurs broke out of the skin ... evidence of a life well lived :-)

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What always makes you laugh no matter how many times you've seen it? Monty Pythons Parrot Sketch, it always cracks me up. Oh, and MP's Cheese Shop sketch is a VERY close second ... and others are Carl's golfing the daisy's in Caddyshack and the penguins in Madagascar II, they are HILARIOUS.

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WHAT DOES NATO STAND FOR The North Atlantic Treaty Organisation, www.nato.int is the website.

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It seems if they despise Cheney, they despise Bush,Lumbaugh,Palin, Beck,or Lumbaugh they despise Cheney,Bush ,Palin,Beck , Oreilly,etc...do u see this pattern ...? All public figures lie. Neither Democrats or Republicans have a monopoly on this behavior. And yes, they both lie just as much as the other one ... if you can not accept this, I invite you to review the history of every political structure thoughout time. The hatred of people who talk is the direct result of an agenda. The media's agenda is to sell papers, get ratings, and drive...

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What is your favorite part of doing laundry? mine is folding towels! Picking it up at the laundry :-)

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What ever happened to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness? It's all about INTERPRETATION. Since our government has been overrun with lawyers, whose job it is to convolute interpretation in exchange for intention so they can foster their own agenda, these three have been reduced to: Life, yes, you can live. Liberty, yes, as per our interpretation or as long as everyone has liberty, even if some are taxed more or made to pay for the liberty of...

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Do you want to live for more than hundred years? Absolutely! I would never worry about my investments working out in that scenario! Just wait it out in the lean times and cash in during the boom times! In 100 years, you get at least 2-4 booms, so you'd be in great shape!

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What is taking so long to find a cure for cancer? how many years and how much money has been spent on cancer research? will a cure ever be forthcoming in our lifetime? or, is it all about the money? It is a VERY simple formula ... CCI = Cancer Cure Income CTI = Cancer Treatment Income CRF = Cancer Research Funds (and donations) CCT = Cost of Cancer Treatment CCI < (CTI + CRF) - CCT SO, until the CURE creates more income than TREATMENT, this will always be :-)

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Are you misunderstood? Confidence, ability and intelligence are ALWAYS misunderstood to be arrogance. It's ridiculous already and I've put up with it my whole life. I work harder, read more, understand more quickly and process everything efficiently ... so quit calling me arrogante you worthless excuse for a population! I'm really pretty damn cool though, once you get to know me :-)

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Do you have the kind of life that some would like to have? If they like golf, gambling and girls, then they'd pay serious cash for it!!

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What state is your home in right now? Mine is a little untidy! Florida, never heard of "Little Untidy" is that in the US?

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Why do you live in this world? The same reason we are all put on this earth .. To improve the human condition. Of course, few actually strive for it :-) Oh, the obvious reason, my parents felt it was a good idea at the time! I mean, if your parents did not have any children, the chances are, you won't either :-P

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Can Christian be immoral? I think there were some Catholic leaders and what not having sex with alter boys right? I dunno, but that classifies as immoral to me. So, if A is Immoral, and we have A, then I would have to say yes. It depends on your definition of immoral :-) As Aldous Huxley said, "Change the language, and the definitions inside of it, and you change the civilization"

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Which Nation is a bigger threat to the world? Iran or Pakistan? India. It's always the quiet ones that do the most damage since noone keeps an eye on them :-) Largest population except for China (only a few hundred million shy, yet only 1/3 the size), fully nuclear capable, rising factions internally, and profoundly increasing Muslim population. I am welcome to all religions, but not ones that practice intolerance and spawn terrorists with an...

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What is a network topology? The overall layout or design of the network. Where stuff is, like routers, switches, servers, workstations, punch panels, workgroup switches, etc. A good one also gives you all the IP Addys, workstation specs, workstation software, NIC speeds, switch/router speeds, etc. For example, if you're connected to a swerver that is on a 1GB NIC but your workstation is going through a 10/100...

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If you had all the money in the world...what single item would you purchase? That's a tough one. I'm split between two things actually ... 1) I would buy the internet; Al Gore might have invented it, but I would OWN it :-) 2) All the power plants in the world; everyone will always need electricity :-)

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Want to come play in my sandbox? If that avatar is an actual body shot, then I will need the address of this sandbox immediately, if not sooner please ;~)

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Have you ever been punched in the face Yeah, and that "thunk" you hear in your brain is a shock at first. After the first thunk, they become inspiration to hit back harder and follow through on your throw for maximum damage :-)

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Is there a fairly common gift (flowers, chocolates, whatever...) that you would refuse if it were given to you? Why? STD's are a pretty common "gift", I would deny that if it were offered to me, by even the most sexy of women :-)

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When mention "Friends",which character first appear in your head? Would you share your feelings about him/her? Rachel ... sort of bitchy at times, but petite and damn sexy!

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What was the last thing you heard that made you want to hit someone? "Ladies and Gentlmen, the 44th President of the United States of America!"

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What was the last thing you heard that made you want to hit someone? "I dare you to hit me"

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What are some tips for a low-budget summer vacation (humorous answers are welcome)? Front yard, lawn chairs, bottle of Jack. It doesn't get better than that.

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Do you like being lonely? Lonliness just means you have to spend alot of time in your own mind. As long as you make it a nice place to be, you're better than most :-)

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How do you tan - sun, cream, tan booth, spray on, no tan, other? I play golf ... you tan while you play!

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Does articulation ensure individualism? Of course it does. The ability to clearly articulate your ideas, with proper diction and tone, clearly sets you apart from others in the room. This is the hallmark of an individual; the ability to clearly differentiate onself from the rest. What better way to gaurantee that end than with well though, perfectly articulated ideas and concepts? I mean, you could also prove your individual...

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Are you obligated to assure your status? More like forced labor than obligation. A considerable excercise in futility however as those upon whom you thrust your status are either incapable of self generated opinion or largely absent after the fact. That's why I now live in a cabin and drive a scooter.

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Does imagery assist us, or it compiles and eventually intrudes upon us? Images and icons are worth more than words as so much more can be said in an image and is the wave of the future. Strangely enough, cavemen used pictures too ... life and civilization is just one huge circle!

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What time would be 00:56:37 Depends on what time zone you're in.

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My husband always mixes up the words 'then' and 'than' when texting or emailing me. It really, really bothers me. What should I do? Well, divorce seems a bit etreme so ... here's an idea, ignore it? Besides, if that is your biggest problem in life, you got it MADE BABY!!!

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Are you liberal? Yes, I am very liberal when it comes to the liquid soap. Other than that, I'm blue blood conservative baby! Conservatism has NOTHING to do with what the press and the pundits say it is. It is a philosophy of self reliance, self respect and self determinism. The news and media portray it as evil but the hyporcisy is rampant as 87% of all those in the media are staunch liberals (Michigan...

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Guys, does it annoy you when women accuse all men of cheating when you know you are no one of them? Yeah, but you have to look past the deep rooted insecurity that inspires such a statement and, instead, gaze intently into her breats ... oh, I mean eyes!

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Do you consider yourself to be asexual? Yes. I am asexual animal.

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Do you consider yourself to be asexual? Yes. I am asexual animal.

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A couple of weeks ago, I got really angry with a good friend. I haven't talked with them since. How do I go about fixing the problem... without getting blamed? Do I just say "lets not talk about it... and be done with it... we can still be friends"? Depending on how good of friends you were to begin with, it would be odd to just ignore someone, IMO. I would just contact them and say, "hey, what the hell is my problem, are you as pissed at me as I am? Let's go beat me up or something!" Or something of similar nature with some comedic releif :~) In the future, I might not let things slide weeks ... anger is a powerful...

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Would you rather live next to Alcoholics, Pot heads, or Jehova's Witnesses? Schitzophrenices ... that way, I get all three (plus a few bonus types!).

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What is there an abundance of in the world? Self doubt ... I think ...

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Do you think richness will bring you abundant life? "richness" ... do you mean wealth or money? If so then money does one thing for you, gives you freedom. How you apply that freedom is up to you! If applied well, then yes, you can be quite abundant!

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US Energy Secretary Steven Chu says making roads a paler colour(closer to white) and painting roofs white could have the equivalent effect of taking every car in the world off the road for 11 years,saving energy ,and less pollution.I What do you think? The net energy cost to create, transport and apply the paint would cost the equivalent of putting 20M cars on the road for 10 years. The devil is always in the details :~)

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Without love _________? Without love, sex is considerably more expensive :-)

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What do you do when you feel lonely? Video games ... numbs the mind and passes the time :-)

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Who is the ruler of Earth? Greed rules the earth. More prolific however is viral activity which, eventually, will overcome us all :-)

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Do you prefer to type or write? Actually, I think I have lost the ability to write. I type everything, even notes I leave for people. I can't read my own handwriting anymore; apparently, I'm devolving!

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Is it rude to delete someone from your friend list b'cuz he didn't return your phone call 2 days in a row? It sends a message to him for sure :-) Metaphorically speaking ... the best way to catch a butterfly is with patience and a fine net. You can do it with a shotgun, but there won't be much left of the thing :-)

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What if a guy is calling you and the phone said a female name on the id caller what would you do? Could be spoofed; caller ID can be faked with an online service. So now, you never really know who's calling :-)

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When doing a tedious task that needs to be completed, how do you stay focused? I just ignore the task and hope it goes away. If it demands attention, like my pool, I find it turns green when I do this so it's iPod and Corona to my aid as I tackle the beast!

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What does it mean if a guy glances at you more than once? Any number of things ... 1) You could remind him of someone 2) If he recognizes you, he's trying to place the name 3) You may have food on your face 4) Someone may have shaved half your head while you slept 5) You may have a booger hangin out 6) He wants to see if you're interested 6a) Verify his interest by his checking your breasts 7) He's checking out someone...

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How do you deal with a person of authority who has it in for you? I'm rewriting this to include some general axioms ... In the corporate world ... 1) You get WAY more flies with honey than vinegar. 2) NEVER get mad, except on purpose. 3) The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you must kiss tomorrow. 4) EVERYONE has an agenda, so keep your ear to the ground. 5) In the battle between youth and intelligence VS old age and...

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I girl I am dating this coming weekend (5-23-09) told me, "By the way, I don't swallow on the first date." What kind of evening should I reasonably expect to have with her? I would look very much forward to the SECOND date!!!

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Are men the source of all the worlds evils? I think they are, & in that case are women the saviour of mankind? "The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men and women alone are quite capable of every wickedness." Joseph Conrad The fact that society has been dominated by men until the last several hundred years is the only plausible explanation for this question. The simple fact is, every person is driven by the same motivations, man or woman, so no, women on the scene...

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I drive a focus and have a bad vibration problem its at its worse doing 40-60 mph and especially when accelerating quickly through 3-5 gear the vibration seems to be coming from the front drivers, new alloys, tyres, brake pads & disc h What year is it? If it's more than 3-4 years old, the engine mounts are probably bad. Alternatively, if you get a bad vibration on breaking, especially from 10-15 MPH to a complete stop, the front rotors are warped or should be turned at least and new pads installed.

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Trance music fans: Anybody know where I can find a stream or an mp3 of The A.R.C. - Katyusha? I've looked everywhere and can't find it. If you have it, will you email it to me if I provide my email address? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAFiRG-DtSk Is that the basic song? I think the ARC you metion is just the remix version (this is the "Vodka" remix version) You may have the version and artist mixed up a bit and will take more digging to find. For the best in trance, download WinAmp and get the StreamRipper plug in and just rip songs to your hard drive and keep the ones you...

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Do you answer phone calls from phone numbers you don't recognize? WAY too many credit card offers, auto warranty offers, mortgage refinance or debt management offers to waste my precious minutes on :-) Let them go to VM and check it after 9 PM!!

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Do you tend to have a routine each day when you get up, where you do things in a certain order or does it vary from day to day? OMG ... if you have a pool, deck, palms and plants ... ARRRGGG! It's a permanent deal, every day checking that stuff ... miss a couple days and you either have brown leaves, green water or dead plants! It's a REQUIRED routine for me!!!

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Is there another side to us, the human race? Nope, not yet at least: what you see, is what you get! In five thousand years of recorded history, we have not changed. The stage is different, but the players are all the same ... we will evolve, for sure, but on a longer timeline than the mere flash of existence we know as a lifetime. Of course, we only have an estimated seven billion years until the sun becomes a red dwarf and engulfs the...

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I'm 44, he's 21. We clicked and had feelings before anyone said their age. We can't find any problems with our relationship. Is this age difference that bad? Generations make a difference in the long run, but if it lasts, then it won't be a big deal. I myself was dating a girl 20 years younger, but with an "old soul" so-to-speak. How you look in public is unusual, for sure, but if it works, it works. In the long term, it becomes a wissom thing they admire and adore, but when they hit 30, the hands you play may be different and the...

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What is one thing you should always say no to STD's

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When you woke up this morning and looked beside you who was there? My TV remote; a very faithful companion!

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Who scares you more really dumb or really smart people? Dumb people in powerful positions, most notably, those that can affect my finances negatively due to their stupidity!

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If your ex really has no intentions of getting back into a relationship with you again but, still comes around now & then to say they love you & steal a few hugs & kisses what is the purpose of that if sex is not involved & they are with someone else? This is a classic case of fear to move on. I am experiencing something of the same at present, and I think it's just old feelings of good times that make it hard to let go. It is beginning to be clear to me that the only way to remedy this is complete and total severance of all ties and communication. Time heals all wounds, as deep as they may be.

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I have an ex-girlfriend that I want back(she nows lives with another man) yet we still talk behind his back/or see comes over to my home and then w/in a day goes back to him. SHe also likes to wear my clothes as soon as she comes over.what does this mean? WOW ... AB Really does have a question for everything! I'm in the SAME exact spot with my Ex! She's younger as well, and felt I was not ready to commit a few months ago, so jumped into some other relationship and now is longing to get back with me, but has no other reason to leave him except for her greater love for me. I feel like shit that she's doing this behind his...

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My ex girlfriend who is still in love with me wants to get back...I love her and want her back. She has a boyfriend who has nothing wrong with him and her kids and family like him. She doesn't know how to end it. Nothing wrong to go on. Any suggestions? Wow, this is a two year old post! Well, I'm in the same spot my man! The ex is back, she loves me, but living with a guy that has nothing wrong with him ... so it's a mess. I would love to have her back, but do I want to put the other guy through that? What would the fallout be, would she be regretting leaving him and coming back to me? Would she be doing minute by minute second...

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My ex still loves me, but I'm not so sure. There was a time where we wanted to be together forever but things messed up and I don't understand how feelings can change so fast. i met another guy, am i really over it or just rebounding =/ I am in this EXACT situation, and here's what I believe, though each circumstance may be different. In general, I think moving from one man to the next without sufficient time to be alone is rebound or response to try and seek what you felt you could not have with the ex. In my case, I think it was a response to poor communication and the resulting faulty conclusions that were the base...

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Whats that error 404 all about..i keep getting it everytime i post something? Best thing is to use your task manager to look at what is running and kill the ones you don't recognize or need. Takes some time to Google each one and see what it is, but chances are, there's a bunch of junk running you don't need. Diamond video cards, HP products, DLink, Adobe, Quicktime and others install little deameons that run all the time and take up process and memory...

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Name something you hate to spend money on, but have no choice? Hmmm ... how long can this post be ... Cellular phone, water bill, property taxes, income taxes, FCC taxes, sales tax, gas tax, electricity tax ... I think you get the idea :-)

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Whats that error 404 all about..i keep getting it everytime i post something? Your just timing out, that's a file/page not found error. If you're posting something then either the server is not responding fast enough, your internet connection is not thick enough (like you're using your bandwidth in the background to stream high bit rate music or downloads) or your security settings on your browser may be too tight :-)

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I am in love with two men. Is this possible? Sometimes I am so truley in love with "Eric" and yet I'm still thinking about "Jason". I feel these feelings for both of them. Is it okay to feel like this? How do I decide who to be with? Well, I am Jason, or so to speak. My ex broke up with me many months ago due to some communication issues (she thought I was emotionally unavailable, but she never asked!). She is back now in my life and we have gotten together a couple of times in the last few weeks. Of course, she's still living with Eric but in love with me, so let me tell you, it's not fun being on the...

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I am 5 foot 9 and i weigh 9 stone 9.. is this heavy? all my friends are about 8 stone... 145 pounds US I think yes? If so, and you're 5' 9" ... depends on where the stones are :-) I'm assuming you're a woman, of course, so ... if you have two stones in the chest, like my last girlfriend, then it's just about perfect ... and if so, and you're not married ... move to Florida IMMEDIATELY please!!!

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If I owned some stock in GM right now and they filed for bankruptcy, would it be worthless afterwards? Depends on your class of stock. Preferred and bond holders are first in line, but, for the most part, common stock holders are holding toilet paper. I been through it, hoping to get paid off, and still have certificates for SGI (Silicon Graphics Inc) on the wall as an example of what NOT to do when I trade :-) 10,000 shares of that at .95 really seemed like a bargain to me back in 2003 but...

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How do you deal with arrogrant people? Arrogance can be too convenient a term sometimes for behavior I find. There is a great difference, for example, between active and aggressive arrogance and a high degree of confidence. It is good to be confident and healthy for all pursuits. Arrogance, just for the sake of it, is just a shield. Confront the latter with a grin, knowing they have issues and just walk away :-)

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Why does my grandmother keep telling me to break up with my boyfriend?! He's good to me, and good to her; What's her issue? D: I agree with the posts here mentioning wisdom and instincts. She may have a bad feeling about the guy, or get a vibe that you just don't have the ability to see being so engagd in the relationship. Sometimes the 20,000 foot view is hard to understand, and for her, to explain. Ultimately, you must ask, but at the correct moment when she is receptive to the question and willing to answer...

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What is one thing that u just cant stand? too much stuff in the front pockets of my pants!

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You could always find____________in America? blissful ignorance

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What causes "shrinkage"? Cold water and baseball.

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Im a lesbian,and i want to know what you people out there think of lesbians? Well, if you're hot as hell, than I think, what a damn shame, wish I would have met her first. If not, then I figure, no big loss. HA HA ... just kidding. You gotta be you! No worries!!

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What is something mesmerizing? Skydiving through a cloud under full canopy ... at about 3500 feet and carving through the puffs of white water in front of you at 50 MPH while the sun comes up and condenses the water onto your face is an experience that all humans should have at least once :-)

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Do American conservatives avoid singing 'Deck the Halls' at Christmastime because they would have to sing 'Now we don our gay apparel?' Welcome to the matra of our national media, founded on the relentless pursuit of the avoidance of personal responsibility.

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How does life progress? Does it get better, worse, stay the same? Life is a function of attitude. If your attitude and your energy are strong, and your will and logic sound, then it is a constant and exciting journey into the unknown with hope and joy. Otherwise, it is the net result of what happens to you every day and you are at the mercy of times folly as you strive to rationalize the debacle before you :-)

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When was the first time you felt old? Never yet ... wise sometimes, but never old :-) I think "old" has more to do with social mores and chronology than emotional or physical effects. Living my life by the mantra of, "LEARN EVERY DAY" has insulated me from age ... having learned new things, on purpose every day has meant that age is not a factor, so I guess I'll feel old when I can't feed myself :-)

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I am a very unsurly person. Why am I this way? I admit I have had a history of being mistreated mostly because I didn't understand what was expected of me. I am afraid there is something medically wrong with me. What can I do? It is very simple. You are what you are because you CHOOSE to be that way. If it works, then fine, you are doing well, if it does not work, and you are getting negative results from your behavior, then you should consider adjusting yourself. Medication and therapy may work, but in the LONG RUN, it is YOU that must live with YOU ... and only YOU can change that. Depending on a therapist, or...

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I think the captain of the highjacked ship could have been saved without killing the Somalian pirates.What do you think? I hope you are asking this JUST to provoke a response. If not, then it is THIS EXACT mentality that is DESTROYING human civilization. No offense of course, but follow my logic here, just indulge me for a second or two please ... 1) A terrorist hijacks a ship and is standing on the ship with hostages and an AK-47 around his neck. 2) You negotiate with him and he's impossible with...

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To whom or what do you have an obligation to? I, as we all are, beholden and obligated to the many layers of government that seek endlessly to remove individuals of all wealth. City, County, State, and Federal officials will, inevitably, have enough slaves to just barely power the MASSIVE government machine they are still in the process of building :-) Taking the time to add up EVERY single tax you pay, on every single item you own or...

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What are signs that you are over the hill? The most important sign is when you decide you have all the signs :-)

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Do you believe it's up to American citizens to do what they can to help the economy, instead of leaving it up to the government? I'm not sure if you've been in the US long, but the citizens of this country have, effectively abdicated most of their rights and finances to the government, on the local, county, state and federal levels. The self-deterministic model of men that founded this country has been decimated by the mass media, cable TV and Hollywood. MAYBE, if these three things were shut down for two...

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Do you keep quiet or change your view, because other people don't agree with you? Depends on the demeanor of the person asking or ranting. There are some people, that no matter how much logic or reason you throw at them, it seems to just bounce off of them and, most often, it is not worth the effort to explain a position to them. They usually watch alot of Oprah and CNN religiously, I find :=)

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What can I do to express to my master Barack Obama how much that I love him? Write and sing songs of praise and worship to him, like they do to Kim Jong Ill, name your children after him, as they did for Adolf, erect statues of him as they did for Stalin, and put only his face on all the currency, as they did for Caesar.

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How do you feel about Obama discontinuing F-22 Raptor production? Just ANOTHER in a series of actions counter to any general concept of national security that someone, in a more subtle, and clever way, seeks to reduce the strength of their position in an effort to create future crisis and, therefore, require more of your liberties and freedom to protect! Ben Franklin, remember that old dude, that no one probably cares aobut or respects ... once said ......

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Do you have a philosophy for life? YES ... and it is the ONLY philosophy one should have, and one that should be required by all humans ... the unwavering will to improve the human condition. If just 1/10th of one percent of the humans on this planet had this goal, it would be a better place to live and completely DEVOID of the SATANIC rule of politicians!!!

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Do you think AB should implement polls? i.e. this would be an easy 'yes', 'no' poll. YES!!

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Would you rather: have a third leg or a third arm? LOL ... I always thought that was one slight engineering flaw in the human body, a third arm is frequently a neccessity! Of course, perhaps that was for both asthetic and social reasons. The former, would make the body off balance and, besides, where would it go and if in the front or back, how would you sleep?! As for the later, it makes you have to work with or rely on others when you need...

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Is there someone in your life who you couldn't live without? :) Mom & Dad, and my tax attorney :-P

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What is the best way for a man to prevent having a "pot belly"? Reduce alchohol intake, this will do 90% of the work if currently drinking a few times a week. A two week period of no alchohol will make a dent ... I was a personal trainer and people who honestly followed a diet of low carbs and higher protien with even a modest 10-20 min workout, walking riding a bike, or light workout, lost their belly in less than 90 days. Not fair though, how it takes a...

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Are you really really tired of the politically correct bullshit? Would you like to speak your mind? It would be fantastic to speak your mind all the time, but the PC crowd has completely indoctrinated the social culture and managed to canibalize self reliance and personal responsibility in the process. We worry more about what Hollywood, celebrities, the latest reality show, etc. are doing than about what we should be doing; bettering our situation. Leave it to the other guy, and fit in...

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Just out of curiosity... What do you think of suicide? Is it ever the answer? Don't hate me for asking this please, i just wanna know your view on suicide. Well, it is the ultimate expression of personal responsibilty, and, for that person, I would think it is a rather personal decision. So, to say it is or is not the solution to problems, or whatever is inspirting the thought of such an act, would be hard to guage. It does, of course, for the person doing it, solve their problems in once sense that, they do not have to address or deal with them...

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Blow jobs or sex guys? BJ definately, if she's totally into it that is. But then again, sex is always good too :-)

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Do you think N. korea might cause ww3? Well, they won't start it, but they will certainly create some problems in the region. They are a very poorly run country, with an incredibly corrupt and oppressive regime, and not much can be done by the non ruling class. Also, they really do not have much to lose, and are somewhat in a corner (from a geopolitical and economic perspective) and, therefore, may just decide to say, WTF....

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How much are cigarettes where you live & what state or country is it in? My cigarettes are 5.50 a pack in Florida Well, you'll be told he's helping, and you'll see all kinds of headlines in the coming weeks about how everything is getting better and all is well. You will be expected to live the illusion of "all is well" ... when the reality is, there are fundamental aspects of our economy, and the global economic system, that are damaged beyond repair. The only hope is that, the...

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Do you ever just sit and think "What the hell is the world coming too?" It is quite simple. As the world becomes more popululated, and the entitlement mantaility is fueled by the media (since it sells advertising) ... we are invevitably becoming a one-nation, one-government, socialist planet. Read Karl Marx, you will understand, it is inevitable ... the human mind is easily manipulated by opinion and information, and the political machine running the masses...

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Performance pay for the US CONGRESS! How about, with your tax return, you list how much pay you feel congress deserves? All tracked on a public website (if e-filed, you get a confirm for your input if not, you can login and input your amount) !? PS ... if enough people are insterested in this idea, I will build the website myself! Even file the paperwork to try and get a national law passed with enough support :-)

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Fill in the blank: I love -----. my future x-wife.

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What is eyegossip.com and how do I score points there? Looks like a celebrity gossip site ... don't we get enough of that in the MSM? Oh man ... enough!

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If i could read your mind , what would you be thinking? Depends on if I'm at a museum or at a wet t-shirt contest ... vastly different things would be running through my mind ...

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What do you think about the G20 summit? will it help, that leaders of 20 countries sit and talk about the world recession? Most importantly, you must be sure you understand, these are not "leaders" they are POLITICIANS. There is NO leadership anywhere, just career politicians. Not willing to fix problems and stay in office it the norm, so no, this "summit" is just another excuse to send politicians on trips for millions of dollars in taxpayer money so they can do nothing. There is NO...

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A SERIOUS survey! I'm curious, do you think this recession is over or do we have the worst ahead of us? In other words, have you changed anything about your spending or thoughts for the future? I just thought of an analogy ... say you're managing the bank account and the money for your family. You make some serious mistakes, and overdraw the account $10,000. Luckily, you stop at a casino and hit a 10,000 jackpot, and put the money back in the bank. Well, no problem, just hid the SINGLE bank statement, and no one will be the wiser. This is what the central bankers do IMO, and,...

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Freedom is not license. Liberty is not license. Do people think their rights are infringed upon by laws they don't agree with? Where is the boundary between personal liberty and social constraint? Trouble with freedom and liberty is, one bad apple spoils the bunch and gives politicians license to legistlate the bunch ad infinitum. Sadly, people do not believe in the fact that personal responsibility is a huge obligation when handed freedom and liberty at no cost to themselves. The end result, as all great civilizations have realized throughout history, is inevitable implosion...

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Do you like the name Ruthie? Nope and Ruth-Ann is not really an option either as they are kind of in the same family as Bernice, Blanch or Mildred (not to offend :-)

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I just swallowed a small but powerful round magnet, will i die? It's been four days, are you still alive? What happened?!?!

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If you could meet yourself as a ten year old child, what advice would you give yourself? I would tell myself to buy at least 50,000 shares of GOOGLE stock at 80 (not sure yet where a 10 year old comes up with $4M to buy it, but that wasn't part of the question) and don't sell it until it hits 600. Then retire with the 30 million.

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I cant afford to put my tower into the shop can i clean it for free . When i turn the computer on it tells me ive got over 300 virus problems the computer takes ages to work but once its going it is fine can u help thanks samuel Download two free programs, AGV AV and scan and clean your virus', and Search & Destroy Spybot. They're real apps and I use them and never a virus or spyware ... and always running fast! I have a five year old IBM T41 laptop running XP, with 1GB RAM that I would put up against ANY Vista laptop on the market to day and it would run twice as fast! Also, stop any uneeded processes...

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My Windows XP is extremely slow. I run virus scans, defragment files, erase internet browsing history, even erase some of my iTunes music. It's still really slow. What else can I do so it'll go a lot faster? Is there anything I shouldn't do? What you have there is too many process taking to many resources. It is a bit of a chore, but you need to fire up the Task Manager, check every one of the process names (google them each), and kill the ones you don't need. Then, go into your services panel of the "manage my computer" and turn off all the services you do not need or use. For example, "windows time" or...

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Are there still slaves in america Yes. They are called taxpayers. This, of course, is more appropriate in todays parlance as slave and indentured servant have such nasty connotations to them! Remember, it is always best to change the language when you want to change the mind and or control the subject. Just a 1% change per year, will, in three generations, give you complete control. I think I read too much Orwell,...

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What happened to romance? who killed it, how did it die? Society (various "movements"), marketing (the exploitation and profiteering from these movements) and the growth of civilization (so many people and so little time) have all taken their toll on romance. Besides, why do you need a knight in shining armor when you can take complete and total care of yourself and even have the advantage of berating, or in this day and age, suing the...

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I was wondering, Why do people mark questions as "not helpful"? I did not ask the question to help them I asked it to help me. I understand marking answers that way but not questions. why? Excellent quesion, and one deserving of address by the powers that be, IMHO. I think it is people who do not LIKE a question, of think it is stupid. These, of course, are PURELY emotional responses and should not be factored into the formula here. I mean, asking a "favorable" question about G. W. Bush, since "everyone" hated him would probably get you -2000 points under...

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Relationship vs Me : Would separate vacations, no questions asked be healthy for a relationship? I don't know where to put a description of my question, so I'm posting it here; let me explain. Alone time is important, I think, to every persons well being. So wouldn't having a "no contact" period between two people in a solid relationship be interesting and fun? I mean, it puts trust to the test and, after all, does not absence make the heart grow fonder and...

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How often are you involved in road rage....as a victim or the aggressor? Never, for the past three years at least. I had a $350 train horn installed in each vehicle and, let me tell you, when you blow that thing, it sends a very appropriate message to the offending party. Since it is, truly, has the same loudness and velocity of air through it of an actual train horn, it gets their attention and, as I said, conveys the appropriate warning and/or warning...

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How can i get legally high? Move to any of the 12 states that has legalized pot! California, Hawaii, New Mexico, Oregon just to name a few. You pay $200 for a "prescription" from any local clinic that offers the service, then take your ID Card (yes you must register with the local health agency) to a dispensary and you buy the most amazing stuff you have ever had or could even imagine. It is TRULY medical...

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Is Love actually Priceless or does it has its own price? Love is only worth what you are willing to pay for it and the more you pay, the more valuable it is :-) And no, I'm not talking about paying for SEX, I'm talking about LOVE! As in, if you're willing to go the extra mile and listen and care and put the other person before yourself ...you know, give them the last french fry kind of thing at McDonalds when you take them out to a...

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Will the mortgage crisis be fueled as people start losing their homes to run away property taxes? Should property taxes be banned nation wide? if not, will property taxes ban home owners? I'm not sure I fully understand what you're asking, but I'll answer the best way I can. First and foremost, we, quite simply, as a nation, have a government we can NOT afford. This has happened to every great civilization. Once the government realizes, and capitalizes on the cash cow that is the power to tax, they gut the populace. This is what led to nearly every...

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What do you think of a man who tells 2 women he loves them yet flirts with every other female he knows? Don't be a player hater ... LOL, just kidding!! I would say he's just profoundly insecure. Remember though, not all undsireable traits are bad, any more than everything that is beautiful is good (these are lessons from ancient Greece, b/t/w :-). It can work to your advantage to be "the one" as those insecurities will be handed over to you and the bond that comes...

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WHY are some people so cruel? I have CP. I forget I have it because to me, I'm normal. I went out & this guy who I've never seen was wasted & decided to call me a cripple, while his friends laughed. I could see if he hated me, but I've never met him Do NOT take that garbage personally, it's not as much a comment about you as it is a complete testiment to HIM! If his life is so meaningless and empty that he has to behave like that to other people, then you should pity him (some might say even pray for him) and hope that he someday finds meaning to his shallow and empty life, bereft of cooth or dignity or value of any kind. You...

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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say? "We have always called for a long-term market peak and extended down turn to begin around the end of this decade -- and now we are approaching that point." -- Harry S. Dent, Jr. "The Great Depression Ahead" (Free Press) PS: It's not the "line" per say, but the sentance which includes the line; felt it relevant for a contextual point of view :-)

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Would you try to be friends with an ex even if the relationship ended badly? Its always a good idea to have people in your life who know you on levels beyond the ordinary; they're good sounding boards for things, I find. Sometimes the honesty (or animosity in some cases) of the conversations can be frustrating, and downright insulting ... but if your skin is thick enough, and emotionally, it's over, then the honesty (from their perception of course) can...

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When was the last time you had a $50 bill in your hand? I carry them all the time, and actually prefer them to C-notes, they are much easier to break than 100's at most convenience stores :-P

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My tooth is really reacting to heat. It is very sensitive if i drink something hot or eat something warm. What could that be? Depends on if it is a tooth that has been filled already and if that filling is over 10 years old (silver based instead of porcelan). If it is tha told, or it's gray in color (if it is a filling) then it must be changed. The expansion and contraction of the metal from heat and cold causes pain on the nerve and eventually, will force you to change it. It is best, however, to change it...

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When is the best time of year to plant st. augustine grass. all of mine died this past year with the drought and now i have mostly dirt in my backyard. and how do i go about planting it? The more water, the better. So the rainy season, which is unfortunately mid-late summer is also the most hot in Florida, if that's where you live. NO matter what though, and I have been through countless grass plantings and seedings, etc. There are really only four things you must do to gaurantee a beautiful lawn: 1) Buy sod as seeds do not grow into quality grass unless the soil...

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What flowers can be given as a gift and also be planted? Poinsettas are the best, and they grow very nicely if watered every day! I still have mine from many Christmas past! Of course, I live on the water, so I have to keep them indoors as there are various animals that love to eat the petals!

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Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do? Depends on your personal beliefs and spiritual leaning. If you are a Christian, and look to the Bible for guidance, then you have your choice: Turn the other cheek or an-eye-for-an-eye. How you decide between these really comes down to, unfortunately in these United States, how much you have to lose and what you hope to gain. If you can afford the potential and, most probably...

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I just swallowed a small but powerful round magnet, will i die? You'll be fine, and as an added bonus, you should be able to keep your keys handy until it passes (get it, you can just stick them on your stomach and they'll hang there)! Seriously though, depending on the shape and composition of the entire object, you may be about to experience some pain on passing :-) If your stomach acid does not break it down completely, you may have a...

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Are your online friendships real, or just more convenient because they do not require as much effort and less is asked of you? I would say, honestly, since we have some level of anonymity here, that they fall into two basic categories: interesting friends and time-killer friends. I think, on a deeper level, we have become a society built on three things: intrigue, utility and disposability. It's probably the consumerist nature that creeps into our interpersonal aspect of life as we are used to being excited...

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Is it safe to eat steak with a sell by date of 4 days ago? I do it all the time, and I have good reason to be careful! I have NEVER been ill from THIS but I did eat out at restaruant in NYC, "Ruby Foos" in August of 2004 (mind you, I hadn't eaten the entire day) and within 20 minutes of leaving the resaurant, I was throwing up and actually blacked out in the cab after getting tunnel vision (so these are the signs :-)! After a couple...